Never Ending Story - DJ KEEMSTAR: Part 1 (Halo 3 Machinima)

[iAmLeGeNDx7]

Mustve been a pain in the ass to write that script

[iAmLeGeNDx7]

Mustve been a pain in the ass to write that script

[whatsFly]

hahahahh

[whiteguy808]

boring

[259Haloreach]

1 millllllion dollars

[MrBoournslol]

i love how this started with a kid who punched him in the face

[fetlix]

legend!

[TheBelieveit1]

He almost sounds like he is buying his own story XD

[rocklobter]

Why would people mute this? This is the kind of entertainment i want from an online game.

[xEclipzBarker]

Keemstar got fucking parred by Marshy D 13 the yankie cunt cant hate for shit

[tomthemuffinman]

I just wasted 11 mins of my life.

[3infront]

I admit I can't stop freakin laughing and I'm twelve soo I guess it should be funny cuz my sense of humor is imature

[MrWafflehouse99]

DJ keemstar is a retard.

[shaboopie16]

I Miss the original F@G halo 3 days

[SpyroWJumpz]

RIP.

[ACDCandOUTKAST]

What is this shit.

[shaboopie16]

@ACDCandOUTKAST it was from the F@G days good times

[DJKEEMGUZZLER]

//watch?v=mjcN4wEHheA

HEYYYYYYYYYY F@G

Its me DJ KEEMSTAR

And i got something to show you guy this is THE NEW F@G

F@G 4 LIFE.

[thunder04839]

This isn't very funny.

[292dubs]

Fake ass girlz

[TheWeeklyRepository]

1 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chr1SchYP0hl]

Now we all now what a racist motherfucker keemstar is! I bet all of you who read this and who don't now yet will give this comment a fuckin thump down but i don't give a shit! I just think that this must have been said! Look what happened to the Youtube Community. All the beef and all the drama that is going on especially because of stupid motherfuckers like keemstar and alki david. It is just ridiculous!

[KermitTheNig]

Hahahaha

[1337playmate]

racist

[JCBthaName]

lolwut

[xxxCuteAmuxxx]

@Superlightningblade You don't have a sense of humor..

[sp33dy1757]

wow. thats a cool story bro.

[Superlightningblade]

How is this funny?!

Plz tell me how this is funny?!

He's telling this story that is COMPLETELY BULLSHIT STORY, but oh no, because he says 'Fucking' soo much, he's hillarious...

His gimmick is swearing endlessly, and thats supposedly funny... yeah of course... -.-

[playdoughfunrs]

"...and he said you buggernaut!"

[Da12q45]

4BUCKSROBOT: better

[JESSEDAHOSHOW]

This Guy is amazing. How the hell does he figure this shit out write it down or just off the top of his head. This dude has a gift lol. I want DJ Keemstaron my fucking team I'd be fuckin honored lol.

[JESSEDAHOSHOW]

This Guy is amazing. How the hell does he figure this shit out write it down or just off the top of his head. This dude has a gift lol. I want DJ Keemstaron my fucking team I'd be fuckin honored lol

[elliottmpaul]

this... isss..... AMAZING!

[danielspital]

like an eagle trying to peck my fuckin eyes out

[sweatynready18]

I Love How One of the guys in the background says muted like 20 times and never mutes him

[smallmoth31]

hay want a ride

[Reaper2Rebirth]

it tht was the punch line after tht whole long story.

[wilzyak16]

i fucking miss this, rip F@G

[TheCultOfKippy]

@wilzyak16 f@g isnt gone, what u talking about XD they make new videos all the time

[itzjayjay100]

DJKEEMSTAR FUNNY AS HELL HE SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN NO BULL

[castill0624]

How is a grown man messing with little kids funny?

[JESSEDAHOSHOW]

@castill0624 Dude its hilarious lol



[KevinLuhrs]

LOL

[AbSoLuTeGaMeRz]

HOW?

[reejaw2]

0:01

[seamonkeyflying]

dj keemstar is my hero lol

[southparkrules96]

Haha I added joe buggernaut and told him this story

[Tom102594]

YOU. ARE. A. FUCKING. GENIUS.

[misho457ify]

Ill bet you ONE MILLION pretzles that i can say this all the way through

[CardboardFortress]

Listened to it all the way through. Most mind-numbing experience of my life.

[applejuice54321]

That.was.amazing.

[dimeman408]

@Thisguyisfucked your right, he said fuck more than once lol dumbass

[str8chaos17]

ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!

[outrage55ify]

every sentecens he swears lol

[YourGameVids]

ya now im going to get ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

[jonahjak]

I was in a game with a guy that never ended his story except he was being serious and not making a joke.

[cane2020]

so this lady coughs right and she coughs up a fucking chicken wing.. LMAO

[DannyBoy101100]

JOLLY RANCHORS

[Liight2]

LOOOOOOL. OMG This is the best video, ever.

[SanderVeggum]

KEEMSTAR FOR PRESIDENT!

[MayThePidgeRise101]

6:57 DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK!!! MY NAME IS JERRY!!!!

[Flamez2k10]

lol this story is worth 1 MILLION DOLLARS!

[chadizz]

WOW all I can say is WOW

[Hcazs4]

I'm Gonna Hold Mickey Mouse Hostage!

[Wulfy346]

OMFG CANT BREATHE THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS rofl

[sketchthediamond]

0:01

[OnlyRemaining]

What the freak!

[scbene]

i thinks this beats scareface for the most F words! this guy cracks me up!

[themejestic]

how many times did he say the word "fuckin" for 100 points

[XBeachedBelugaX]

rage quit

[ureWHOLEFAMILY]

wow that must have took you a long time make this

[nativewolf90]

@ureWHOLEFAMILY he does it on the fly improv

[xxC00KI3M0N5T3Rxx1]

Butternaut yea buggernaut

[crazycarli92]

Holy Shit dude it's bigfoot! 

[warriorsDE72]

i wanna put keem up for a fuckin oscar man, a fuckin grammy you know man. your my fuckin hero dude, i want your babies n shit dude you fuckin rock man

[ANNIHILATIONist]

@warriorsDE72 no homo or homo? XD

[warriorsDE72]

@ANNIHILATIONist in the end, does it matter? ;)

[ANNIHILATIONist]

@warriorsDE72 *like masteer chieef*

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!11!1

[ANNIHILATIONist]

@warriorsDE72 lol JK :DDD

[LazyANTHONY626]

What they let me pick what ad i wanted to watch? how bout secret option d NONE OF THE ABOVE

[MrFloSolo]

DJ Keemstar For Funniest man alive.

[XpartytimeXx]

agreed

[julianwazhere]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

KEEMSTAR

[starwars551]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

KEEMSTAR!

[madman7991]

i love dis guy

[SirGalahadiscool]

isnt he like 19 in the story?? haha..

[101stin]

i couldn't keep going for two minutes with this shit. max respect brotha.

[THEM589]

Isnt this what your supposed to tell your therapist?

[theeKordJacobsen]

lol god... this is amazing

[jacobmasta]

Is f**k the only word in this guy's vocabulary?

[Mills3y1]

Too much swearing, Not really necessary nor cool.

[BloodyPooProductions]

I got goofed by DJ Keemstar

[BRYANitar]

I just love the ending.

[FalconHD]

Boring.... no gameplay?

[rrrreeeennnnoooo]

I realize that this story was not supposed to make sense but what I would like to know what he was smoking because i need to stay away from it... lol

[SpartanEliteGreg]

nice!

[HoPKiiNZz92]

all that for you buggernaut

[blackhaloful]

wow that was about the longest story i have ever heard lol

[wolfx23]

i laughed cuz as im listening to the story, the game was like warning us it was halo 3 by saying "5 minutes remaining"

[djevon]

Wow, refreshing videos when adds pop up don't work anymore?

[TUFZAC]

F5 or 0:01 to skip all ads plz thumbs up :)

[jgiere999]

I fast forwarded one point and it went from ducks to lighting squirels on fire

[AfroSamurai96]

Thumbs up if u laughed when he said so this kid pulls up and says "hey u wanna ride" thn i said "FUCK U MOTHER FUCKER" th i punched him in the face XD

[ourUNIVERSALMODZ]

That was hilarious

[MandrakeTheMagician1]

the add before this video is fucked up

[DEMONSL4YER1]

Holy shit, that kid listened tge WHOLE TIME!!!!!!!!!

[matthias7575]

that little kid listend the whole time xD

[CrimsonOmen407]

LOLOL

it was like a bad joke at the end xD

[Conflixion]

He would leave his nuts to jerry i bet joe feels special that this reminds him of him o wow thats the longest fuckin stroy n no one talked the whole time accept keemstar lol wowo

[Conflixion]

He would leave his nuts to jerry i bet joe feels special that this reminds him of him

[Conflixion]

He would leave his nuts to jerry

[InstantEvil]

Omg I was laughing throughout the entire video. Espesially the ending

[bobbyjoe934]

who cares about this fuckin vidio it sucks fukin balls fuckin f@g LOL

[DemonSoul332]

@bobbyjoe934 hey mabe if you watched some of their vids instead of judging them off of one vid you might think different.

[L4Dgamer159]

FUCKEN FUCKEN FUCKEN FUCKEN FUCKEN FUCKEN LOL

[kamakazee1331]

is it always big foot ?

[AcEproductions95]

love it when the ghost comes by like wtf

[sTreek90]

this would have been funny, if i didnt just look this guy up and find out hes like 30 years old....

[zslayer7821z]

i ♥ keemstar

[vanhalen161]

ummmm.....huh? Wait what....? oh i got drool on my face i must have fallen asleep.

[xppig]

this is too long. -.-

[surfrider4]

@xppig never ending means kinda long

[JaviSR20DET]

you guys are faggots go fuck each othere HOMOS!

[MsHappytyme]

if ur in australia melbourne message me cause im horney will do ANYTHING!

[D0C420]

@MsHappytyme wow what better place to get some pull the fuckin Yutube omg

[justforthelulzzz]

@egunnerson

LMAO umad?

[xVSxReMiiXeD]

This is why it reminds him of the kids name, Joe Buggernaut = You'd Better Not

[benjy619]

LOL HE SWEARS MORE THEN GORDON RAMSY HAHA

[blarghhboy]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KEEEEEEEEEEEMSTAAAAAAAARRRR!!!­!

[SUIFFYBUM12]

ads are so annoying

[galacticlegion]

dude he said fuck OVER 9000 TIMES!!!!!

[raystheman54]

0:01 to skip

[rajp420]

omfg roflmfao

[spencer0718]

I AM AMAZED AT THE ENDINGS TO HIS FUCKING STORIES SOMETIMES.

[MetalliAttack]

donald you better the get the fuck outta here..or im gonna hold mickeymouse hostage haha xD

[ryno142400]

Cool Story Bro.

[TheBigDog3000]

ahh no i'm a boy, what the fuck are you :Dj keemstar

did you know that m,y anus is medicaly colsed and tyour just going to say shut up :Ineed2Bukks

they may be the funniest guys ever on you tube.

[RaWCLiiNCHER]

Well this was a waste of 11 minutes of my life, i could have done so much more important things...but....I FUCKING LOVED THIS!

[Sean6240]

Does this guy take a breath? :D

[NicoBactria]

@egunnerson

You're friends with WOR

[smoke6696]

Best fucking story ever

[ItsAMeZee]

Keemstar is a fuckin genius!!

Keemstar FTW!

[killzone2productions]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU

[TheBigDog3000]

u should do more of the best of keemstar. that is fricken funny. this is pretty good too

[nitemare012]

A squirrel doesn't have a pocket... I think His story is fake.

[bloodyclawz0155]

lol quack fuck

[choclatedude11]

For DJ there is no off buton on his beast mode

[xDamianiKillsXGaming]

i did this today but ill never match up 2 dj :)

[stasiuverizon]

IT WAS SWAMP THING

[krazedgas]

I  Want To Become you .

[ArmandoIsTooSick]

If I Would Do That I Would Ran Out Of What To Say Ur A Fken Beast At It

[noobmaster258]

The Trick is to say a swear word in every sentence.

[LuckoSmuck]

bananna street honk honk wtf ur nuts.. haha

[WEmmettB]

@MrPwnKid I, understood that. i...dont know what to do. i, think i have......rabies

[omgitscollin]

ONE MILLION DOLLARS

[devastation2]

How the fuck do you do that lol..11 minute os bull shit and he never got confused once

[xDamianiKillsXGaming]

@devastation2 this takes alot of practice, he probably practices off cap card cause it takes me a while to get a good one, cause i try this too :)

[semajnivek]

hahahahah the dude on the ghost at 8:30

[TheWindWaker01]

@semajnivek looool he was like "hi.......bye"

[XxHITMAN11895xX]

HAHAHAHAHAHA you know what i mean

[clumzii131]

lmfao.. part one of what.. 63?

[WasiqKhan29]

'The bartender says, "You bugger-not!"'.

"You buggernaut? What the freak?"

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

[ojisthebomb1]

and the squirrel takes a willow of of his back pocket

[Hubabuba481]

go to 0:00 to skip commercials

[sharkhunter199]

hes my hero

[Goldenlion867]

Just Great!

[Kakashirules916]

11:05 HAHAHAHA So hilarious

[mrnohobo]

thats some story

[battlefieldbuster]

0:01



[margera211]

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfu­ckfuckfuck

[bjjcbb]

lmao wow its so annoying to listen to but i just cant stop lol i lost track of what the fuck was going on after u wanted jolly ranchers lmao

[1AnimeKing]

DJ KKKKKKK KEEMSTAR you a beast, i like how you talk alot and loud ya know?

[zepher1000]

omg that person was listning to the whole thing?