Richard Branson Blooper

[geowar42]

Hes made millions so i wouldnt really argue with that. But yes, Duncan Bannatyne is a wonkey eyed cunt.

[CrimecraftTPSMMO]

he the man, thx for Virgin Active Mr.Branson :)

[mooghead]

So he was never a poor boy on benefits living on a council estate... he is still self made and I do not begrudge him one penny of his fortune....

[Zoesstuff]

What a boss.

[OmnislashV6]

the mouth is just massive aint it 

[Corbon440]

Most Branson haters still don't seem to grasp the concept of supply and demand.

[spacecowboy5000]

@Corbon440 Right. He demands more money and people supply it. Easy as cake really. :D

[ScarletNShaneNDamon]

its not actually THT funny tbh.:/

[sotograndepipol]

I don't understand why some people complain about him not knowing the difference between net and gross.

Im sure that 99% of you, how know perfectly the difference, don't have 1% of his potential.

[BumbleBass10]

cant beleive the hate from these comments, most of the hate is from illegal stuff anyway you retards. if hes stopping you doing illegal things hes obeying the law fucking idiots

[luizlibero1]

richard vc é iluminado parabens. quero saber se vc poderia me mandar um dinheiro para mim quitar meu carro as coisas estao muito dificil ak entao pesso a vc se tem como vc me mandar 30 mil para mim quitar meu carro sei que isso é nada pra vc que tem uma fortuno em bilhoes o numero da conta é= banco do brasil agencia numero- 3036-8 conta corrente numero 18827 -1 se vc poder me ajudar agradeço

[LukeCampion]

lol

[dranwang]

He can't possibly not understand the difference.

I think he's got a completely different view of implementing his calculation - a more simplistic way. Thus, he's partly being humble and partly mocking the execs.

lol I like him nevertheless. He's the closest thing to being a role model to me ;p

[hallucinogen74]

so what if he failed to explain? He earns in a day more than the most of us in 3 years!.. wake up, stop being jealous and try to be like him! If you can't make it, ok, no problem, but stop being annoying.... IMHO

[ClTIZEN]

He will learn the fucking difference in a minute if he doesnt stop throttling my bittorrent

[korgasm]

cat got ya tongue mate??, or is it dads night to molest you?

[korgasm]

i first seen your mum whilst out dogging- she had her fat hairy legs hanging out the window of a ford cortina, i knew it was her coz the size 18 knickers with her name on were hanging off her wooden leg-lucky really or i wouldnt have recognised her, her face was like a plasterers radio that was that many guys whackin off on her-it was the height of summer to so you can imagine the flies round her arse!-she let out this enormous fanny fart at the end, smelled just like pot noodle!

[stevierock77]

@korgasm I like pot noodle.

[korgasm]

yes and i like jimmies mum.

[ssdude2001]

You are both my heroes

[2009jimmy2009]

trash talk champions 2006!

[korgasm]

@2009jimmy2009 , hey jimmy...lick the small crusty stain that dwells on your mums left cunt lip yeah...it smells like about ten men, yeah...ok off ya pop , bellend.

[2009jimmy2009]

will do, after i tie you mother to a lamp post and rape her with a brush shaft!!!!

[korgasm]

thats cool, now me and another ten guys are off to run a train on your mum, im francios is gonna give her a cheezy chin, while i pinch a loaf on her upper lip-thats if she can pull herself away from giving bob another rim job....oh adam says your mums got a chuff like a wind sock btw. and arse hole like a wizards sleeve...personally i think your mums swallowed more semen than the bermuda triangle-only a fool would attempt a come back btw, so i guess its goodbye. p.s ya dads a pedo

[korgasm]

lol-at my own comments

[2009jimmy2009]

fuck, thats ironic, you mention licking my mothers crack, well that reminds me when i first met your mum, in the public shitter near asda smoking crack through a glass dick! considering the fact she still had semen in her hair from a previous encounter, i asked your mother could i violently face fuck in exchance for some food. she agree'd, so i rammed it so far down her throat she turned blue and collapsed! anyway, my point is, if you see her again give her my num? my sack needs emptying again!

[2009jimmy2009]

cat got your tongue mate??

[TigerProductionsUK]

Both of you bellends shut the fuck up.

[JanineRobin]

Virgin is like everything else, it really was brilliant to begin with but then they try and take over everything from cola to trains and god knows what else. Virgin media is a nightmare.

[PollyHarrison]

Ha - ah, I've met him and he's actually really humble and nice :)

[TheRocknRollZebra]

rich bastard

[BBoyMonsta101]

Sort out Virgin Media you tosser

[ZDMetinsp]

@BBoyMonsta101 Virgin media? what about their transport sectors Virgin trains and Virgin Atlantic airways? They seem to be in dire straits at the moment!

[krayziepoints]

Check my profile on how to get absolutely free stuff, it can't hurt to try:)

[GreenDiesal]

That wasn't that funny :(

[lexxdub004]

haha....

[onvarocks]

Hey? we all enter this world bare footed and leave it empty handed. Money and power destroy lifes beauty.

[keykeythe1]

you dont actually need any grades to be succesful, richard branson left school without any, duncan bannatyne also, and he started with 20 quid!!!! hard work commitiment and endurance

[Paradoxolog]

The three things that will get you good grades!

[kingspunkbubble]

true

[funkymish]

You're right, those things are more important than grades if you want to have a successful career. But the way society is set up, not having decend grades makes things that much harder.

Then you factor in luck...

For every Richard Branson and Duncan Bannatyne, there are millions of honest, hard workers in jobs below what their effort deserves.

[SmugBastardd]

@funkymish Hard workers in jobs below "what their effort deserves" are usually working for someone and they're very "good" at the unimportant. Branson isn't lucky.. he says "fun is at the core of how I do business" or something like that, can't remember the exact words. So just because he's laid back and laughing doesn't mean he's not working hard or being "honest."

The way society is set up? huh? then you factor in luck? HUH?

Yeah, good luck man.

[Ophiuchus123456789]

@funkymish Duncan Bannatyne is not an example to categorise with Richard Branson. Richard Branson went from well off to rich while men like Bannatyne, Lord Sugar and Theo Paphitis (sp?) are good examples of rags to riches.

[fred5644]

@Ophiuchus123456789 that's not even true, he was never "well off". Do your research...

[Ophiuchus123456789]

@fred5644 he WAS, you fool. Born in a posh area of London does not make you "rags to riches" by any means. He is no Theo Paphitis or Alan Sugar.

Do your research properly first.

[fred5644]

@Ophiuchus123456789 I've read his book, he was never poor, but never particularly well off. He also moved out at 16 and so the amount of money his parents had was irrelivant anyway. Also even he did have a bit of money back then, to go from a bit of money to owning a multi billion pound company is no different from "rags to riches".

[1000narutokun]

There is nothing wrong with richard branson he earnt his money via hard work and effort I have much more respect for someone who works hard then someone that does minimal work but because they are so fucking intelligent they go through life with minimal effort

[XNexus123]

LOL Chuck Norris Beard

[QasimAnwar135]

@whoiszizou

grades will earn you a living understanding others and what they need will get you a fortune...

And i totally agrre with you...

[whoiszizou]

This shows that to be rich in this world you do not have to be a SMARTY PANTS GETTING A GRADES IN ALL UR EXAMINATIONS.

[Harmonyww]

True, but grades do help.

[iamreally9]

@whoiszizou True to some extent, duncan bannatyne left school without any gcse and now has in excess of 100s of millions of pounds. However, unless you're planning on being your own boss, qualifications are essential, if an employer is torn between two candidates but one has done way better in school, whose he gunna pick?

[SultanChase]

Well, if the candidates are female, the answer is simple - he'll pick the one with the biggest breasts.

[whoiszizou]

thats not funny because he is dicklexia.

[ArthBHx]

Hahaha. How the fuck did he get to where he is without knowing the difference between gross and net. Respect.

[3kliksphilip]

I find it funny how everybody hates him because he's rich, famous, and clever.

[Harmonyww]

Yeah. You can almost guarantee they're all stupid, lazy morons too that think people get like Branson through luck, rather than hard work and determination.

[somename99]

I find it funny how you think you can speak for "everybody"...

[3kliksphilip]

@somename99 Against everybody, actually. And by everybody I was referring to the majority of responses to this video.

[somename99]

And as I said I find it funny why you think you can speak for "everybody", the majority of comments on this video don't gve reasons, for the majority you are makign an assumption, hence thinking you can speak for everybody.

[3kliksphilip]

@somename99 Your point being?

[somename99]

That you don't know why the majority of people said what they did, hence when you claim it is because "he's rich, famous, and clever" you are making a baseless assumption and therefore talking shit, is that clear enough for you.

[3kliksphilip]

@somename99 Actually I know that people hate rich and famous people. Jealousy. Stop trying to troll me and go troll some famous people instead.

[somename99]

You really do struggle with simple concepts don't you, you are not psychic, you have not asked them, hence you do not know the reasons why everybody on this video has written what they have.

According to your "logic" I dislike Stalin because he was "rich, famous and clever"...

Some peopel are not part of the Richard Branson fanclub get over it.

[3kliksphilip]

@somename99 Your aggressive and illogical personality simply explains why I dislike haters so much.

[somename99]

The only person displaying a lack of logic is yourself who claims to somehow magically know what everyone else is thinking...

As for aggressive, pot - kettle - black.

I have no idea what a "hater" is, I guess it is another word for someoen who disagrees with you and is not in the Richard Branson fanclub...

[3kliksphilip]

@somename99 Wow, it's like arguing with a Christian...

[somename99]

Now you see the flaw with that is, you're the one who has put forward a totally illogical notion, which would make you the Christian...

Hey this will confuse you (which doesn't seem to be difficult to do), I rather admire James Dyson, yet he is "rich, famous and clever", that must hurt that little brain of yours....

[3kliksphilip]

@somename99 *words* If you think so little of me, why do you continue to comment? You're clearly getting very worked up.

[somename99]

"*words*", nearly, *words* and logical argument would actually be more accurate.

[3kliksphilip]

@somename99 *words* and pointless argument that ignores previous points would actually be more accurate. We're not getting any where with this. Stop trying to pick a fight.

[somename99]

You haven't made any points, you've simply repeated your absurd claim once and then totally gone off topic for the rest of your posts.

You picked the fight by stating I and everyone else who isn't a fan of RB holds that view simply down to him being "rich, famous and clever".

If you don't like being challenged then it might be an idea to keep your mouth shut in future rather than telling people what they think, that doesn't tend to go down to well.

[somename99]

No I've pointed out several examples that directly contradict your moronic assumption that "everyone" who doesn't like RB does so simply because "he is rich, famous and clever".

Which you've conviently ignored, because you aren't man enough to admit when you are wrong.

As for "leave me alone", grow up, you could of simply not replied several posts ago, but you chose to, again and again, take some responisiblity for your own actions.

[FartMarster]

@somename99 Actually, 3kliks did the right thing by leaving the conversation instead of pointlessly arguing with some one who claims to understand logic, yet miserably fails in his posts. You sound bitter and twisted, somename99 and it's clear you're just some troll acount. Grow up.

[somename99]

Empty rhetoric.

[3kliksphilip]

Congratulations, you've just said exactly what you've accused me of doing. YOU picked the fight by attacking MY post. YOU continued to argue with my opinion. Expect me to change it? I certainly won't for some one like you. And yes, you do hate him for being rich and famous, much like you hate me for being more successful than you are. You can troll all you like, I'm going to do the mature thing and walk away. Much like Richard Branson would do. Have fun trolling.

[somename99]

You trolled with your very first post, you picked the fight.

No I don't expect you to change your claim, I am sure you would argue black is white rather than admit you are wrong.

As for success, you don't even know me, but then we've already established you live in some sort of fantasy world where you believe yourself to be omnipotent, so your latest comedic claim comes as no surprise.

I couldn't possibly hate someone like yourself, I feel only sympathy for the mentally retarded.

[3kliksphilip]

@somename99 Likewise

[somename99]

Hilarious, can't even stick to his word.

[3kliksphilip]

Your Mum stuck to her word last night.

[somename99]

And the little boy is back, hey you know what I found funny (apart from your belief that you are omnipotent) that you take the mick out of Christians, yet believe in equally superstitious, unscientific crap like Karma.

[3kliksphilip]

@somename99 What, you mean you had my Mum too?

[EmpireLS56KW]

Are there any additional videos on youtube Bransons teeth! LOL

[EmpireLS56KW]

My cat has nice set of white fangs! When I see people with fake brilliant white teeth wow thats just not how it is. Maybe Branson smokes a lot of pot and weed thats why the guy never makes any sense? LOL

I like his virgin mega store but I hate when I get junk mall join virgin internet! Well he can keep it!

[coolbluezzzz]

he'll be going to space soon on his new planes ... lets hope thats the last we see of the cunt

[anothercrusader]

Anyway it's not what you've you've got in the net so much as being the one who owns the net and he kinda owns the fleet.

[anothercrusader]

He is of course famously dyslexic.

[kilvertm]

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

[plasticbudgie]

To all you mocking this guy, how come he is rich and you're not ?

[LichKingSkullWart]

That's a bit like saying that johnathon ross is better than everyone.

[fabfabregas1]

thats charlton heston

[coolbluezzzz]

All the money in the world but the stupid ape face kunt's attempt at an around-the-world balloon ... ended up with him in the Pacific Ocean

hahahaha stupid tw@t

[Andaaaaay]

coolbluezzzz, you say Richard Branson is a stupid twat when you clearly have no grasp of the english language.

[coolbluezzzz]

Branson is an asshole .. nuff said

[T1carus]

envy is a terrible thing

[somename99]

Richard Branson must be the most overrated businessman in Britain, his companies create very few jobs and he pays virtually no tax.

I guess some people are fooled by wooly jumpers and lots of grinning...

[TheBucksB]

ahaha i love richard

[mshefik1]

he is very good at playing this character, hap hazard boy come good, bit of a rebel who is not part of the system but he is totally part of the corrupt system we live in today in Britain.

[WizborgMKII]

Goes to prove that you don't have to be an arsehole *ahem - Alan Sugar - cough* to make money, lots and lots of it...  :D

[Zttbm]

You can't just claim Alan Sugar's an arsehole because of what you've seen on TV. The way he acts is most likely a huge charade to gain viewers.Not to mention even if that is how he behaved in the board room it doesn't necessarily make him an arsehole, some people have completely different personalities depending on whether or not they're on the job..

[REDSTARFCULTRAS]

rich son of a bitch hahaha

[siralantaylorATlive]

The small minded love to coment on aethetics, there the people that will forever be wage slaves.

[welcomtothispage]

Only americans are so botherd about whitening there bloody teeth! Keep it natural.

Richard Branson... = amazing!

[Endomagic86]

Everybody in america has ridiculously white teeth

[RoyalSnowbird]

His warm personality transpires here - it must be great working for a man like that ...I would think it gives people incentive to work harder and better. . . He has a good set of teeth - only needs a bit of whitening and he has a great smile - kudos!

[GODLIKE20000]

that is EXACTLY, what Virgin want consumers to think, the real question is, does he really not understand finance being the head of the Virgin empire, or does he want to come across as a normal guy, who we can associate with? think about it ;)

[RoyalSnowbird]

No - I do not think he is purposely trying to come across anything in any manner here - I think this interview is perfectly natural and spontaneous... I do not think there is any propaganda involved here - I do not agree with you. When someone os honestly giving an account, their speech flows naturally; if it is a 'put on' the speech is stammered and unatural and it is not the case here. I am not poisoned by the general wave of opinion here - I form my own.

[samyDlight]

WHUT A BOSS !!

[SneakyTweaky]

lol

[Bigblue091]

even the richest of british people have bad teeth

[strifeii]

i should hate you for stereotyping us, but largely, it is pretty true.

[Bigblue091]

thank you

[GIMPMan1972]

I'm guessing you're American and having false white teeth is the norm.

[Bigblue091]

nah i have white teeth and its easy just brush twice a day and floss once a day its easy id be glad to teach you

[GIMPMan1972]

I don't think anyone cares except you, so you''re the one with the problem.

[tonightwefly]

Richard is a lovely guy, I love the way he loves free advertisment, very clever and smart

[hairyasshole2]

I always thought Sir Richard was stuck up but hes actually a really nice and down to earth person, somebody i aspire to meet.

[ekmad]

My Dad thought he was a cock too when he met him Richard was so "common" it was like "Wow, I didn't expect that..."

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