Dating a DOUCHEBAG!!! - SkyyJohn

[NRMG]

I had a PO box at that post office 0.0

[spinemelter2000]

I've seen that TV show about what hot women say in private.

[Dabenflava]

lol..you da man son.

[1Onsokumaru1]

Love this guy. Loved the talking behind the guy's back part.

[Mi2990]

my nigga sky real datz my nigga i fuckz wid him trill talk dat nigga funny as fuck as alwayz

[smash44556677]

@Mi2990 lol whut?

[BringTheAnasthetic]

@Mi2990 I think it's trying to say something, I just... Don't know.. What it is.

[Drehdful]

ive been cryin over my babydaddy 4 days & i think its the end now!!! sky has helped me move on, ina sick way!! lmfao...my babydaddy was def a douchebag!!! lol...

my fav sayin now is roses r red: violets r blue: yu aint shit...fuck yu!!! that nigga guna hear that shit 2maro!!!

[lush2222]

I want sky to be my sick bastard uncle ;-)

[noomitje8]

In your cheatersguide, you advice doing that when you cheated! Going like "you got trust issues! I can't believe this!"... DOUCHE!

[qureshicanada1]

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[rantazz23]

hmm why is tampon the feminine version when both products are for women...you should say something like a beday (sp?) or something

[CosmicCannonBall]

@rantazz23

Because a tampon puts up with a woman's nastiness, while a douche bag cleans the pussy out!

[kamileishon]

So god damn funny! Laughs my ass off here!

[kevwasdead]

my new favorite poem. sure as hell will use it when i have the chance

[DARIVSARCHITECTVS]

Douchebaig?

[rafalthe1]

mother terisa LOL!@!@!@!@!@!@!

[6621790]

dating a douchnozzel ey

[noxiousnirvana]

after a point i was lost in the whiteness of those teeth

[doucheacademy]

Check out DoucheAcademy com

[lioneagle176]

He plays with poodles occasionally. Who gives a shit? He's trying to bang your sister!

[dieeiervonsatan9000]

0:49 :D :D SO EPIC

[TheRezaul]

shit your teeth are so white

go BRACK!!! lol

[riveraluciano]

hilarious =)

[apoc131]

Nigga, don't wear color eyes lenses, be proud of your heritages.

[Ojokernegro]

@apoc131 it's because of the lights and the camera man, his eyes are obviously black.

[apoc131]

Nigga, don't wear color eyes leses, be proud of your heritages.

[neomysterio]

@apoc131 It looks better. My asian girlfriend dyes her hair, that is no different.

[goga44]

ur eyes look purple

[keta4332]

she also gave her live in boyfriend gonorrhea. he says: i forgive her; every one makes mistakes.

[keta4332]

i know a guy that's dating his live in girlfriend that's a tampon. she - cheated on him with a guy they both know& was writing the same guy letters& did a sex tape with the same guy& had a baby& told her live in boyfriend: you are a lot bigger than him; he was a minute man; i love you. he's still living with& dating her& isn't getting a dna test.

[velocity8900]

GIRLS ARE ALWAYS GONNA DATE DOUCHBAGS BECAUSE THATS WHAT THEY GO FOR AND THATS WHAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO THEN WHEN THEY GET SCREWED OVER BY THAT GUY THEY WANNA BLAME EVERY OTHER GUY OUT THERE AND THINKS THERE ALL THE SAME.

[keta4332]

i dumped a douchebag months ago. then i had to change my number b/c him & his ma kept callin trying to convince me to keep dating him. a douchebag gives you a std/ std's but will not admit it.

[Monthagny]

A douchebag is a loudmouthed black guy who wears blue contact lenses.

[bigmoneykilla]

@Monthagny im black and i agree any black guy with blue contacts is a mega douche

[alitizz1e]

Oh my God! "The Stares"- SO true! When I was dating a douchebag, I always got the stares. There's the "stare at the chick and her douchey boyfriend" and it's usually followed by the "turn to your friend and talk about the douchey boyfriend".

[LethalAxis]

does Sky have blue eyes?

[yazzystarfire]

um a had like 20 ppl watch this and they all think your eyes are purple...retards

[aaandieee]

"You know we talk about you behind your back right?" Amazing. And true.

[biggie1406]

Aint that the same girl that blew Tom last week...Yup....Wud u hit that?...Fuck No, not wit my dick, u can lend me yours lmao!

[PlatinumBD]

You're all over the place though. 1st you send out a vid letting people know how to cheat, and then you said if we get caught, use that line about "trust issues". Well now you're saying ppl who use that line in that situation are DBags. LOL, but anyway, good shit man, they need to put you on TV.

[PlatinumBD]

"Would you hit that?"

"Fuck no! Not with my dick, if you'd lend me yours"

LOL

[FudgeandCheese]

I love it!

[SuperGrinningIdiot]

I know alot of tampons..

[Batty6661]

tampon? I like it! I may have to use it on some bitches I know XD

[StickyIky]

sky u are one sick guy!!!...top shit!

[aznATM]

Ur hilarious!!! Roses are red violets are blue u ain't shit fuck you. Hahahhahah u crack me up man

[taralmiamibaby]

dude how are you not on TV yet lol. you rock.

[KuhhBAM]

Roses are red, Grass is green. Open your legs, and i'll fill you with cream. :D

[myrliss1]

U are hilarious....

[TheMcGyver1000]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You ain't Shit FUCK YOU!

lawl Skyy You win!

[gstreetwarriors22]

smartest man alive.

[gstreetwarriors22]

Smartest man alive.

[joshodst]

dude!!!funny shit!your awesome!

[doomalicious]

You nail it bro. You kill me. You literally have a gift for this shit.

So wait Skyy, are you saying it's bad to download porn, if you stay faithful otherwise?

[JM13FUNK]

@doomalicious he'z sayin its bad to download porn at work, and compairing that to being a bad "employee" in a relationship.

so he's not sayin its bad to download porn in a relationship.

[zver595]

gay

[judutchinski]

Hahahahaa....loved the outro...ROFLMAO!!

[rafalthe1]

LOLLOLLL ROFL mother terisa LOL that made me choke with laughter and then the "roses are red, violets are blue, you aint shit; Fuck you. LOL

[tep954]

you are a DOUCHEBAG

[andeersh]

who is the girl on the pic ? i need to know

[konomel101]

u suck dick mf

[waimeaBRAH]

hahahahahaha. HILARIOUS.

[nadrojjordan23]

i love this fuckin video!

[SleazyE08]

Good luck to you is all I say lol...We are engineered to fuck. Good luck finding someone who doesn't go through a promiscuous phase of their life.  That's why people who fall in love too early in life may have many challenges ahead. It's knowing this and the ability to tell if someone is in that phase still. Its your job as a partner to convince them out of it, but your the expert. Good luck. Are you single? and just got burned...again? perhaps? lol

[LiLblown05]

putang ina mu gagu k ampanget mu

[jeromecoelho]

Got to love poetry!

[27italy]

dude i love dis video

[HBetta]

Sky Love you you are the man! I cant wait to see you on your own special on HBO!!!

[SwingingDickOfDoom]

LOL I like this guy!

[BIGGREENLEAF1]

This guy is obviously a douchbag, what people won't do to get a little attention for example this idot makes an ass out of himself in front of the whole cyber world, kind of like that cute little blonde from Philadelphia does "katiesopinion" but at least I'd rock her world and then she wouldn't have to make those annoying videos anymore and I think people only watch her cause she is cute but this moroon, forget it...

[KJSPianoGoddess]

Fuck no, not w/ my dick, if you lend me yours. LOL.

[ivelostmypjs1]

hahaha

[cdoggyfizzle]

SHUT - THE - FUCK - UP!

[Atlaspower78]

this is fucking funny

[Cham3ploo9]

Roses are Red

Violets are blue....

hahaha...

Omg what a funny cunt!

another cool vid from skyy john... nice

[0mrme0]

hey where can i see the thumbnail for this video?

[0mrme0]

ROFLMFAO who the fuck are you? duznt matter gotta subscribe!

[Soakedboy]

That is the best break up line I've-ever-heard.

[ZaChKiLlSiNhAlO]

fuck yeah i m gonna use it on my next break up lol

[WolvertSky]

what they always say is, well maybe he'll change

[MooseyMoose21]

Roses are red ; Violets are blue; You ain't shit; fuck you...LMAO!

[mazdamike25]

great poem

[mg508m]

lmaooo

[nbafan2020]

roses are red violets are blue, you ain't shit fuck you!! LMAO!!!!!

[bitoka2]

LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLL

THAT MADE mY DAY My Weekend MY whole week , MoNTH , YEAR and My fucking life

[ilovemygrandpa]

haha, this shit is funny. My gf cheated on me, kissed a other guy. I forgave her while everybody said I shouldnt. Than she cheated on me again, this time she fucked the guy. So I said I forgave her and I fucked her and than I got my stuff I said fucking whore and walked away. It may be rude but I fucking loved it. She was crying but I didnt care.

[mites7]

"not with my dick, if you lend me yours" hahahahahahahaa

[danieldvs100]

@mites7 DIES LAFFING

[halleb1]

Funny funny funny. Love it !

[stmhockey12]

opps i meant caught not got her in a bathroom****

[stmhockey12]

haha that pretty much sums up what happened with me, was away at school for a few months and came home for a visit, went to a party with my gf and got her in a bathroom with the guy at the SAME PARTY. Beat the shit out of the guy, dumped the girl and started chatting up other girls. Being single has never been better. Always taken to mind that no matter what the girl says how much she loves you, shes full of fucking shit, you start saying that shit when your in your 20s, not 18.

[earthdefenceftw]

Good job in beating the shit outta the guy and dumping that bitch man.

[SirGeneric]

@stmhockey12 Props

[Hedgecoring]

best video on youtube

[phileightyseven]

You're so fucking funny mate, I couldn't stop laughing!! 5* and sub'd. Oh and you're right by the way:D

[Highmileclubber]

Roses are Red , Violets are Blue.

You aint shit. Fuck you!

[shantsie]

@Highmileclubber hahahahah best part :P

[ag72907]

i loved that, thx bro

[mabindaby555]

"He hits on....Mother Teresa!" hahahha lol

[hedonistic2008]

Lol!! lmaof.

[Hopllyte]

Why do douchebags and tampons always actract those they can abuse or those who will take it? You never hear of a douchebag and a tampon getting tegether.

[CrabTastingMan]

@Hopllyte I guess it just means that those alternatives never work, and therefore the only relationships that they ever get are with people who are vulnerable to their tampon/douchebagginess.

[TheKaranEdition]

not with my dick,lend me yours HAHAHAH

[starlegions]

That poem just made my day!! OMG!! Skyy is BRILLIANT!

[WowzaBoyz]

the best poem ever.

[Cynathrion]

Imo a douchebag girl is more a blond girl with loads of make up whose face looks orange.

[Brantoc]

Dude, that is sooo true.. All of it.. I mean damn!

[headstrong440]

BEST POEM EVER!!!

[meown23]

dude u sound like barney :)

[BrownDiva29]

ROTF-LMAO!!!.. Roses are Red Violents are Blue.. You aint shit.. so FUCK YOU.. LOL.. too funny..

[ayjeezy465]

dam i clicked on this video cuz i saw a bad-azz chick but i didnt c 1 chick in the whole video, WTF?

[somebodyjones2]

with you...this guy isn't funny.

[Cynathrion]

@ayjeezy465

Plus, it's just an emo/scene girl taking a sexy picture.

[josephschwenker]

Roses are red, violets are blue, you eat shit, fuck you! ROFL!!!

[CamilaRox11]

i thought he said you AINT shit lol but either way..hilarious lol

[fuckliao]

hahahahah. actually it's " you aint shit, fuck you! " LOL!

[eltegi88]

lol @ 1:04

[LongIslandDouchebags]

Good job buddy. You know me too well.

[rawkinaces]

HAHAHA! you just made my day man. 10 stars ;D

[azyellow333]

oh come on! why did ya use a sexy thumbnail for a such a vid... it was disapointing in the begining...but afterwards, its pretty cool

in short: gud vid man

[Login666666]

why is this guy describing himself? And his people fuck chicks, knock them up and never talk to them again.

[orochimaruisabadass]

whoa...thats so not necessary.

[fatmanontherun]

quite true but he is comedy,not a real councelor, just a guy that's funny.

[247Imadouchebag]

Youre a douche bag

[ZowVaagNL]

Lol i was thinking the same the thing but thought no one else was thinking that 2 :P

[ZackMauser]

dude your awesome

[troubledwings33]

lol good stuff :)

[AkiDrkness]

fuck no! not with my dick maybe yours! lmao epic

[darren84217]

fuck no~

[FAFALCON86]

repo77 haha 45 it wasent me ? lol the way u say it

[Sizz13]

Hahaha you're hilarious... 5 stars and a sub!

[jessicawalker100]

1:55 onwards, hilariousssssssssssssssss

[missdih]

1:04 jizz in my pants

[RykaStar]

LMAO!!!! Roses are red violets are blue you ain't shit fuck you.

HAHAHHA

[JCDT8]

haha. man you're funny and so true.

[techwolf89]

Yes Skyy. AS scorpioleo 7 says below. Ur facebook link is broken or something

[skyyjohn]

Facebook has a glitch man! I told them about it!

[scorpioleo7]

skyy ur facebook link nuh work

[techwolf89]

Yea i thought i wz d only one. I not gettin tru wit his Facebook link

[skyyjohn]

Facebook has a glitch man! I told them about it!

[retsmah24]

skyy john you are the fucking baddest motherfucker on the planet

[sdskyd]

"not with my dick,if you lend me yours" lol...

[kickboxingpanda007]

he's trying to bang your sister

[Farryn123]

HAHAHA Good stuff my man!

[dollarnen]

Sheer COMEDY!!!

It's SO funny because it is SOO TRUE!

[lillydot]

wait...have you always had the beard?!?!?!

[hateforever]

lmao <3333

[immortalchild16]

roses are red

violets are blue

this shit is sweet

and er... you... rock... eh anyway I love your vids man you have a sence of humor beyond mine you have Pletox's approval

PS how the fuck do you interview all those people do you all live in the same neighbourhood.

[xerxes465]

Some people have self esteem so low, they would actually put up with ALL that sh*t.

[mattaveline]

lol hilarious

[CrazyCoconutFilms13]

Great sense of humor

[koskioo]

ihateyounatalie . com/?id=1802770 now THAT is something

[AssasinBlade]

skyy i gotta tell you i love all your videos

[johanlolz]

SKY UR THE LOVE GURU OF YOUTUBE ! :D

[ThEcRaZyMoThErFuCkEr]

i swear to god i am that :P

[Kiba450]

lmao, the end was hilarious. BRUTAL way breakup with someone!

[JerryPRHS]

Tampon!

[amaraelove]

Would you hit that? Not with my dick. If you lend me yours. Hilarious

[hugostyles]

hahahahha funny shit....."not with my dick..if you lend me yours" classic...

[Suavelistic]

Skyy is crazy lmao!

[nenekinz]

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[TDanceSchool09]

lmao this was dope man where u been i got several uploads for you to catch up on! Including new Extendze Male Enhancer cartoon! 1rst ever on youtube come by 5/5

[Tarikan5]

Man everytime u make a video, it just becomes more funnier and insightful. Keep up the great work man!

[seekninja]

looks like we are all tampons and douche bags

[RIPjaysmith2009]

is this guy on drugs?