That little Soda Shop song is awesome. xD My friend and I were singing it together at school, and some teacher's were a bit confused/insulted by the lyrics...Ha ha.
"But I ain't afraid, to backhand a dame, if she talks back or gets outta line!"
@Murtah i think they were trying to play on the time he was born in, although i think they went a little two far back, what mark was saying, or alot of it, was typical of 18thc- men. Although by the 1920's alot of women refused to marry to keep their jobs so it wasn't as unusual.... but they were still expected to cook. and the rich did marry young... around 17ish, to men in their late twenties.
@Murtah It's joking about the time in which he was born, and the fact that he is a "true american", etc, etc. Calm down. also; he's not real. He doesn't exist. No need to defend a character. Seriously.
@thewildone Antique shops still sell rotary phones. I don't think any of them actually work anymore but antique collectors will buy them as will live theaters, film production companies, or anyone who might need one to use as a prop.
I was watching this, and his voice kind of went quiet, and this other screen I had opened up had a video that I didn't know about, and they were saying stuff like "Captain, I have nothing left!" I was like, "What?" xDD
saaaaay...I think ya pulled a brodie with that do-hickie... ya ain't gonna find nothing but a chunk a lead with a bad chassis if ya keep givin' all the tomata's the icy mitt. You're no pip either!
@LoveWalker88209 "Long in the tooth" means old. It refers to the fact that you can determine a horse's age by looking at its teeth. A horse's gums recede as it ages so when its teeth look long, its old =)
@TiNaBLink "Long in the tooth" means old. It refers to the fact that you can determine a horse's age by looking at its teeth. A horse's gums recede as it ages so when its teeth look long, its old =)
"the old 1 2?" the hell?
mspiggy51 1 day ago
Captain America is a pedo
mspiggy51 1 day ago
PEDO
mspiggy51 1 day ago
wow what an amazing behind the scenes not like i wanted to know anything about how the video was made or anything like that
joelx1000 2 days ago
Is that the oldest looking phone you could find?
andrejsvinja 2 days ago
Where did you get the shirt I want one!!!!
Guile991 5 days ago
Mr.Click is the man
micahguy 6 days ago
i'll date mark
RoxieandPillowShow 1 week ago
YES! Fried oyster sandwiches!
etmup80 1 week ago
hvent see this phone
stanyluvsyuh 1 week ago
Really funny. I'd love to see Captain America in more modern day scenarios! Like, I'd love to see him on an actual date.
lordsxman 1 week ago
so funny
ebonieprincess1972 1 week ago in playlist More videos from awesome
PEDO! People would ask questions if you dated a woman under 18 ...
sincerelyus56 1 week ago
Lose in the tooth?!! Wtf!
tippmanngod 1 week ago
@tippmanngod He said "LONG in the tooth" & it means unattractive (like if she had a long snaggle tooth).
etmup80 1 week ago
@etmup80 No, it means old.
thefashion1ster 5 days ago
The sad thing is he would probably be like that, too.
afroqueen98 1 week ago
That little Soda Shop song is awesome. xD My friend and I were singing it together at school, and some teacher's were a bit confused/insulted by the lyrics...Ha ha.
"But I ain't afraid, to backhand a dame, if she talks back or gets outta line!"
thefuzzbuzzmuzzcuzz 2 weeks ago 3
yeah
MrSarita3496 2 weeks ago
More Capt America Pretty Please?
maxoutputt 2 weeks ago 4
WEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL
shorty2die4 2 weeks ago 2
Can't stop singing Captain A's soda jerk song... My gal ain't a fan... :)
madhater2 2 weeks ago
0:08 lol
TheUndeadreaperz 2 weeks ago
"A girl between 13-19"
I'm 14, hello mark :]
NoraaThe 2 weeks ago 15
How big r ur hips.. If someone said that to me i wood hang and say pedo .
xoxcutey24 2 weeks ago
"Roo Toot Tooting Good Time" cracks me up everything...
xoxcutey24 2 weeks ago
I want to see the final dating video and what is projected onto the green screen
little0sam 2 weeks ago
rofl i love how he manages to pull off a person who is stuck into the past mentality
AsukaTenjouSS 2 weeks ago
more doug and amber!
Keshaslvrs0001 2 weeks ago
Captain A? Is the A for Asshole? :-)
Mark rules :-)
Mosley2 2 weeks ago 6
the key of aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwsssssssssssssssssssssoooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Koolkids5333 2 weeks ago
LOL, keeping up with the great work!
Medic1663 2 weeks ago
Aren't we all glad that relationships have progressed beyond this style? Thanks, Mark, for reminding us how far we've come since a century ago.
kpYak 2 weeks ago 2
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
amyrose1fanteam 2 weeks ago
I actually snorted when he said "Which is...queer." How immature am I?
junegrl13 2 weeks ago 5
i got a chill up my back when i heard him start singing
TheFluffyCupcake 2 weeks ago
Isn't there a website for bucktooth teen skanks? I have a feeling the Cap is gonna need it.
The1AndOnlyGoldenboy 2 weeks ago
yo hilarious do more of captian funniest yet
Brush19138 2 weeks ago
more like captain A-HOLE!!!!!
DancerOnHigh32 2 weeks ago
@DancerOnHigh32 oh sorry i didnt see the top comment :)
DancerOnHigh32 2 weeks ago
that was sooooo much funnier than the actual video
alittleolder 2 weeks ago 5
Wellllllllllllllll
GalbertFakemon 2 weeks ago
What's almost as funny as the video is how people are so offended by this.
toyaction 2 weeks ago 3
@toyaction ikr
ladylidoine 2 weeks ago
MOAR CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!
jadeaube 2 weeks ago
he's kind of cute at 3:00 <3
haddyDrow1 2 weeks ago
Hilarious!see!
unitruth 2 weeks ago
Meh...not your best work.....still love the Key of Awesome though!!!! ;) xxx
ColdandCrazyWorld 2 weeks ago
"I like to eat fried oyster sangwitches..." lol xD
MegEWilson 2 weeks ago
God,Mark your 40's voice is hilarious!
crayzsnail 3 weeks ago
Captian america has almost 70 years of back pay! he has plenty of money!!
ced326 3 weeks ago
Who make years?
maddyreid18 3 weeks ago 4
Hey Mark.was Lauren in a show named cake boss?and pranked someone?
GamerR15 3 weeks ago
WEEELLLLL....
AlucardAnimation 3 weeks ago
He sounds more like Forrest Gump than he does Captain America
TheTitaniumBullet 3 weeks ago 3
This is nothing like captain America.
visualparadoxes 3 weeks ago
omg lol
LockandSlater 3 weeks ago
Best one Yet!!!!!!!! :D (if you read this out which i know wont happen,please do it in an english accent(im english))
Chazb5046 3 weeks ago
this is crap, captain America is neither a pedophile nor an abusive person. he doesn't like anyone abusive or disrespectful.
Murtah 3 weeks ago
@Murtah i think they were trying to play on the time he was born in, although i think they went a little two far back, what mark was saying, or alot of it, was typical of 18thc- men. Although by the 1920's alot of women refused to marry to keep their jobs so it wasn't as unusual.... but they were still expected to cook. and the rich did marry young... around 17ish, to men in their late twenties.
EggieMeggieX 3 weeks ago
@Murtah 20thc-** i meant =]
EggieMeggieX 3 weeks ago
@Murtah It's joking about the time in which he was born, and the fact that he is a "true american", etc, etc. Calm down. also; he's not real. He doesn't exist. No need to defend a character. Seriously.
WolfieDragon11 3 weeks ago
@Murtah They're joking 'cause he was born in the beginning of the last century, back then moral values were different
TiagoTiagoT 2 weeks ago
Mark is so versatile and brilliantly spontaneous as an actor. I would be interested to know how much caffeine he consumes in a day.
sixpixel 3 weeks ago 165
Long in the tooth?
FeliciaAnne91 3 weeks ago
@FeliciaAnne91 *Buzz* "What is 'Old', Alex?"
jynx13 3 weeks ago
Captain, the Chinaman is not the issue here! You're out of your element!
Danzigadoo666 3 weeks ago 4
You just want me to jibber jabber into the duhickey here?
Cbluesrocker 3 weeks ago
the ol' backhand ey'
kallan02 3 weeks ago
Love ittttttt! 200 views while I watched it!!! geez!
acsonny98 3 weeks ago
They don't make years that high! Come on!
clover36952 3 weeks ago
If I was a woman, I'd do me.
FirestoneX 3 weeks ago
"They don't make years that high" hahaha. Love it!!
WaveHelloToGoodbye 3 weeks ago 79
thats a real man!
TheSletrab 3 weeks ago 4
theres a lot of girls who are loose now
iselin90 3 weeks ago
I don't like how you Portia captain America
I'd get over it and laugh once
but this is going to far
crownedkitty67 3 weeks ago
really gives ya a glimpse into our past... thank gao it's our past!
CityLights452 3 weeks ago
Is it sad that I'd probably be one of the Captain's interests?
I seem to match his description...
katsygirl28 3 weeks ago
If you didn't realize dame means woman/girl
2MoronsAndAnIdiot 3 weeks ago
Brilliant, funniest one yet.
kawassakizx9r 3 weeks ago
Where did you even find a rotary phone?
thewildone 3 weeks ago
@thewildone Antique shops still sell rotary phones. I don't think any of them actually work anymore but antique collectors will buy them as will live theaters, film production companies, or anyone who might need one to use as a prop.
RialVestro 3 weeks ago
@RialVestro My parents still have one that's in use! My dad actually prefers it to the portal handhelds...
soccerbabe1809 3 weeks ago
Not really sire why you used a green screen when the back ground was white :)
misslozi0 3 weeks ago
@misslozi0 maybe they didn't have a white backdrop or wanted to do a cool effect.
95Kittycat101 3 weeks ago
Not dat funny.
draussie 3 weeks ago
the whole point of the ACTUAL captain america is that he was chosen to get his powers because he WASN'T an asshole!
ratherbereading125 3 weeks ago
@ratherbereading125 He may seem like an asshole now, but in 1920 he would be considered a perfect gentleman.
13biglou1992 3 weeks ago
@ratherbereading125
The joke here is that what was acceptable for a white guy to say in the 40s is not acceptable nowadays.
TheYellowScreen 3 weeks ago 2
Im suddenly afraid that Caption America will ask me out since im a teenager.
RonandtheChipmunks 3 weeks ago
This is soo funny hahahahahahahah
TheMarshall911 3 weeks ago
Everyone should watch my videos I am new to YouTube and I would appreciate it
p.s. koa rocks
TrendingVideos100 3 weeks ago
320th!
tr0ysk8 3 weeks ago
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Yoitzsydney1 3 weeks ago
100th!!!
Yoitzsydney1 3 weeks ago
xD
I was watching this, and his voice kind of went quiet, and this other screen I had opened up had a video that I didn't know about, and they were saying stuff like "Captain, I have nothing left!" I was like, "What?" xDD
thefuzzbuzzmuzzcuzz 3 weeks ago
There was an eHarmony commercial playing on the TV while I watched this.
Yasminesssss 3 weeks ago 4
koa
megabuddha7 3 weeks ago
Captain America is a pedophile, and he likes girls who have buck teeth!
SuperWelsh93 3 weeks ago 138
@SuperWelsh93 Where did it say that he liked buck toothed girls?
13biglou1992 3 weeks ago
@SuperWelsh93 "Long in the tooth" part doesn't make sense. He said he wanted a young girl. Long in the tooth means old.
daven58100 3 weeks ago
they dont make years that high.... come on....
jaydragon33 3 weeks ago 4
More like Captain Asshole :) If he wasn't so sexist, I'd so go after him~
FrankandJoe3 3 weeks ago
Captain America: say is this barbra?
Barbra: this is barbra
Captain: how would you like to go out for a couple of mollets
Barbra: um..i-
Captain: [sings] WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
amyrose1fanteam 3 weeks ago
@amyrose1fanteam Hahaha. He said, "how would you like to go out for a couple of malteds not mollets. lol
MrNividium 3 weeks ago
I aint afraid to backhand a dame if she steps out of line.! Classic LMAFO!
hailhopes 3 weeks ago
I bet Cappy is getting laid left and right because of those fried oyster sandwiches.
YoungBrave2006 3 weeks ago
Captain A= Captain Asshole
legendnemesis 3 weeks ago 175
do Gambit and Rogue form xmen couples counselling xXx
Princess3vil 3 weeks ago
You should do Batman dating
ZandiDolly 3 weeks ago
more like Captin A-Hole
UpTownGirl144 3 weeks ago
@UpTownGirl144 He ain't afraid to backhand a dame like you.
MrNividium 3 weeks ago
She would be 91/92. My grandpa was born in 1920 It's his birthday tomorrow. Happy Birthday Grandpa Joe.
fluffythecloud 3 weeks ago 7
long in the what what???
Disneywomen101 3 weeks ago
Hahaha, I like the 1940's style of talking and their values.
MrNividium 3 weeks ago
but i thought you were married mark
sh0507 3 weeks ago
11 people are feminists
mikeymoo27 3 weeks ago
how did you get the name awesome you would think someone should have took it
nominonnominnomin 3 weeks ago
@nominonnominnomin init haha
TeamSwagMusic 3 weeks ago
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllll.....
cdiddy316 3 weeks ago
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xSGTCXElitex 3 weeks ago
TEENS, TEENS, TEENS, MY FRIEND hahahaha
ohjeeez09 3 weeks ago 5
The Cap'n was definitely from a better age. Why couldn't i be born then? :-/
saviormachine 3 weeks ago
saaaaay...I think ya pulled a brodie with that do-hickie... ya ain't gonna find nothing but a chunk a lead with a bad chassis if ya keep givin' all the tomata's the icy mitt. You're no pip either!
madhater2 3 weeks ago 3
I ain't afraid to back hand a dame....ahahahah
scootosan 3 weeks ago
I will date youu ;) And I do have no good doers ;) Lol x
Chrissiecraigcraig 3 weeks ago
lol his accent xD
Petey0707 3 weeks ago
Didn't understand a damn thing...
baniello1 3 weeks ago
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I wanna malted and/or rye, no Capt though
jeffshawn69 3 weeks ago
Can we just agree Mark is the best actor ever?
KindSoup 3 weeks ago 4
@KindSoup yes, we can. Mark is the best actor ever!
99sorceress 3 weeks ago
Captain Y U NO Major by now?!
IanHumo 3 weeks ago
haha! They don't make years that high!
LoveWalker88209 3 weeks ago 3
long in the tooth??? what does that mean?
TiNaBLink 3 weeks ago
@TiNaBLink I THINK...not a 100% on that one.. but it could mean blow j**.? If you got long teeth then I guess you can't give....well you know.
LoveWalker88209 3 weeks ago
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@LoveWalker88209 "Long in the tooth" means old. It refers to the fact that you can determine a horse's age by looking at its teeth. A horse's gums recede as it ages so when its teeth look long, its old =)
LozzieBVBSavedMyLife 3 weeks ago
@TiNaBLink old
123Danwest 3 weeks ago
@TiNaBLink "Long in the tooth" means old. It refers to the fact that you can determine a horse's age by looking at its teeth. A horse's gums recede as it ages so when its teeth look long, its old =)
LozzieBVBSavedMyLife 3 weeks ago
@LozzieBVBSavedMyLife oh. thanks, I never would have known that.
TiNaBLink 3 weeks ago
@TiNaBLink It means old.
bluesenshi 3 weeks ago
hold 4 for orgasm
bobituba 3 weeks ago
it's hard to toothbrush while watching this
LordOw1 3 weeks ago
this is completely epic....loves it
MELANIE1001 3 weeks ago
I'm a straight guy and i would TOTALLY date him!
randomdancing123456 3 weeks ago
Lol
randomgirl13542 3 weeks ago
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll........................................not expecting that.
robinloveify 3 weeks ago
lmao
ratjockey 3 weeks ago
nice video
i love you
str8fromIC 3 weeks ago
Haha Captain A...
666superstar 3 weeks ago
Captain Ahole :P
Pazuliac 3 weeks ago 3
Captain 'Mrrca looks alot like Mark. Are they brothers?
Foxx6699 3 weeks ago
lolololol
SirRoyalBanana 3 weeks ago
Fried Oyster Sangwich, soungs deligious!
NW49ERFAITHFUL 3 weeks ago
I'm not married off and I'm 19....unless you're interested :D
NaomiDunwell 3 weeks ago 4
That was awesome. Lol
NYR14477 3 weeks ago
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll........................................
waynesworld13 3 weeks ago 3
hehehe!
TheSeriousSho 3 weeks ago
Captain Y U NO lieutenant by now
gravster 3 weeks ago 69
@gravster lieutenant is lower than captain. Why would he get demoted?
Collinffs 3 weeks ago 253
@Collinffs cant imgine why
soulstelar 3 weeks ago
@Collinffs Yep. More like Major. :D "Major America" That sounds hilarious! :D
geckofootpictures 3 weeks ago
@Collinffs i think thts they joke
reybashon 3 weeks ago
@Collinffs 'cause he deserves it O:
DaemonTFO 3 weeks ago
@Collinffs because hes a dick?
zupunus 3 weeks ago
@zupunus That's true.
Collinffs 3 weeks ago
@gravster what are you talking about a captain is a higher rank than a lietenant
quadsome1 3 weeks ago
@quadsome1 lieutenant*
quadsome1 3 weeks ago
@gravster Successful troll is successful?
FallenShadowNinja 3 weeks ago
@gravster you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya, fella?
YoungBrave2006 3 weeks ago
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gravster 3 weeks ago
lol i think i may pee my pants..:) dame lolzz
monsterhighluv17 3 weeks ago
under 900 and lol!
babolikescandy 3 weeks ago
reminds me of Gingrich
purplesully 3 weeks ago
lol
theHigboY 3 weeks ago
At least you didn't cry over cats.
JeffWatersRules 3 weeks ago