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  • "the old 1 2?" the hell?

  • Captain America is a pedo

  • PEDO

  • wow what an amazing behind the scenes not like i wanted to know anything about how the video was made or anything like that

  • Is that the oldest looking phone you could find?

  • Where did you get the shirt I want one!!!!

  • Mr.Click is the man

  • i'll date mark

  • YES!  Fried oyster sandwiches!

  • hvent see this phone

  • Really funny.  I'd love to see Captain America in more modern day scenarios! Like, I'd love to see him on an actual date.

  • so funny

  • PEDO! People would ask questions if you dated a woman under 18 ...

  • Lose in the tooth?!! Wtf!

  • @tippmanngod He said "LONG in the tooth" & it means unattractive (like if she had a long snaggle tooth).

  • @etmup80 No, it means old.

  • The sad thing is he would probably be like that, too.

  • That little Soda Shop song is awesome. xD My friend and I were singing it together at school, and some teacher's were a bit confused/insulted by the lyrics...Ha ha.

    "But I ain't afraid, to backhand a dame, if she talks back or gets outta line!"

  • yeah

    

  • More Capt America Pretty Please?

  • WEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL

  • Can't stop singing Captain A's soda jerk song... My gal ain't a fan... :)

  • 0:08 lol

  • "A girl between 13-19"

    I'm 14, hello mark :]

  • How big r ur hips.. If someone said that to me i wood hang and say pedo .

  • "Roo Toot Tooting Good Time" cracks me up everything...

  • I want to see the final dating video and what is projected onto the green screen

  • rofl i love how he manages to pull off a person who is stuck into the past mentality

  • more doug and amber!

  • Captain A? Is the A for Asshole? :-)

    Mark rules :-)

  • the key of aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwsssssssssssssssssss­ssoooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

  • LOL, keeping up with the great work!

  • Aren't we all glad that relationships have progressed beyond this style? Thanks, Mark, for reminding us how far we've come since a century ago.

  • WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • I actually snorted when he said "Which is...queer." How immature am I?

  • i got a chill up my back when i heard him start singing

  • Isn't there a website for bucktooth teen skanks? I have a feeling the Cap is gonna need it.

  • yo hilarious do more of captian funniest yet

  • more like captain A-HOLE!!!!!

  • @DancerOnHigh32 oh sorry i didnt see the top comment :)

  • that was sooooo much funnier than the actual video

  • Wellllllllllllllll

  • What's almost as funny as the video is how people are so offended by this.

  • @toyaction ikr

  • MOAR CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!

  • he's kind of cute at 3:00 <3

  • Hilarious!see!

  • Meh...not your best work.....still love the Key of Awesome though!!!! ;) xxx

  • "I like to eat fried oyster sangwitches..." lol xD

  • God,Mark your 40's voice is hilarious!

  • Captian america has almost 70 years of back pay! he has plenty of money!!

  • Who make years?

  • Hey Mark.was Lauren in a show named cake boss?and pranked someone?

  • WEEELLLLL....

  • He sounds more like Forrest Gump than he does Captain America

  • This is nothing like captain America.

  • omg lol

  • Best one Yet!!!!!!!! :D (if you read this out which i know wont happen,please do it in an english accent(im english))

  • this is crap, captain America is neither a pedophile nor an abusive person. he doesn't like anyone abusive or disrespectful.

  • @Murtah i think they were trying to play on the time he was born in, although i think they went a little two far back, what mark was saying, or alot of it, was typical of 18thc- men. Although by the 1920's alot of women refused to marry to keep their jobs so it wasn't as unusual.... but they were still expected to cook. and the rich did marry young... around 17ish, to men in their late twenties.

  • @Murtah 20thc-** i meant =]

  • @Murtah It's joking about the time in which he was born, and the fact that he is a "true american", etc, etc. Calm down. also; he's not real. He doesn't exist. No need to defend a character. Seriously.

  • @Murtah They're joking 'cause he was born in the beginning of the last century, back then moral values were different

  • Mark is so versatile and brilliantly spontaneous as an actor. I would be interested to know how much caffeine he consumes in a day.

  • Long in the tooth?

  • @FeliciaAnne91 *Buzz* "What is 'Old', Alex?"

  • Captain, the Chinaman is not the issue here! You're out of your element!

  • You just want me to jibber jabber into the duhickey here?

  • the ol' backhand ey'

  • Love ittttttt! 200 views while I watched it!!! geez!

  • They don't make years that high! Come on!

  • If I was a woman, I'd do me.

  • "They don't make years that high" hahaha. Love it!!

  • thats a real man!

  • theres a lot of girls who are loose now

  • I don't like how you Portia captain America

    I'd get over it and laugh once

    but this is going to far

  • really gives ya a glimpse into our past... thank gao it's our past!

  • Is it sad that I'd probably be one of the Captain's interests?

    I seem to match his description...

  • If you didn't realize dame means woman/girl

  • Brilliant, funniest one yet.

  • Where did you even find a rotary phone?

  • @thewildone Antique shops still sell rotary phones. I don't think any of them actually work anymore but antique collectors will buy them as will live theaters, film production companies, or anyone who might need one to use as a prop.

  • @RialVestro My parents still have one that's in use! My dad actually prefers it to the portal handhelds...

  • Not really sire why you used a green screen when the back ground was white :)

  • @misslozi0 maybe they didn't have a white backdrop or wanted to do a cool effect.

  • Not dat funny.

  • the whole point of the ACTUAL captain america is that he was chosen to get his powers because he WASN'T an asshole!

  • @ratherbereading125 He may seem like an asshole now, but in 1920 he would be considered a perfect gentleman.

  • @ratherbereading125

    The joke here is that what was acceptable for a white guy to say in the 40s is not acceptable nowadays.

  • Im suddenly afraid that Caption America will ask me out since im a teenager.

  • This is soo funny hahahahahahahah

  • Everyone should watch my videos I am new to YouTube and I would appreciate it

    p.s. koa rocks

  • 320th!

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  • 100th!!!

  • xD

    I was watching this, and his voice kind of went quiet, and this other screen I had opened up had a video that I didn't know about, and they were saying stuff like "Captain, I have nothing left!" I was like, "What?" xDD

  • There was an eHarmony commercial playing on the TV while I watched this.

  • koa

    

  • Captain America is a pedophile, and he likes girls who have buck teeth!

  • @SuperWelsh93 Where did it say that he liked buck toothed girls?

  • @SuperWelsh93 "Long in the tooth" part doesn't make sense. He said he wanted a young girl. Long in the tooth means old.

  • they dont make years that high.... come on....

  • More like Captain Asshole :) If he wasn't so sexist, I'd so go after him~

  • Captain America: say is this barbra?

    Barbra: this is barbra

    Captain: how would you like to go out for a couple of mollets

    Barbra: um..i-

    Captain: [sings] WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • @amyrose1fanteam Hahaha. He said, "how would you like to go out for a couple of malteds not mollets. lol

  • I aint afraid to backhand a dame if she steps out of line.! Classic LMAFO!

  • I bet Cappy is getting laid left and right because of those fried oyster sandwiches.

  • Captain A= Captain Asshole

  • do Gambit and Rogue form xmen couples counselling xXx

  • You should do Batman dating

  • more like Captin A-Hole

  • @UpTownGirl144 He ain't afraid to backhand a dame like you.

  • She would be 91/92. My grandpa was born in 1920 It's his birthday tomorrow. Happy Birthday Grandpa Joe.

  • long in the what what???

  • Hahaha, I like the 1940's style of talking and their values.

  • but i thought you were married mark

  • 11 people are feminists

  • how did you get the name awesome you would think someone should have took it

  • @nominonnominnomin init haha

  • Weeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllll.....

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  • TEENS, TEENS, TEENS, MY FRIEND hahahaha

  • The Cap'n was definitely from a better age. Why couldn't i be born then? :-/

  • saaaaay...I think ya pulled a brodie with that do-hickie... ya ain't gonna find nothing but a chunk a lead with a bad chassis if ya keep givin' all the tomata's the icy mitt. You're no pip either!

  • I ain't afraid to back hand a dame....ahahahah

  • I will date youu ;) And I do have no good doers ;) Lol x

  • lol his accent xD

  • Didn't understand a damn thing...

  • Can we just agree Mark is the best actor ever?

  • @KindSoup yes, we can. Mark is the best actor ever!

  • Captain Y U NO Major by now?!

  • haha! They don't make years that high!

  • long in the tooth??? what does that mean?

  • @TiNaBLink I THINK...not a 100% on that one.. but it could mean blow j**.? If you got long teeth then I guess you can't give....well you know.

  • @TiNaBLink old

  • @TiNaBLink "Long in the tooth" means old. It refers to the fact that you can determine a horse's age by looking at its teeth. A horse's gums recede as it ages so when its teeth look long, its old =)

  • @LozzieBVBSavedMyLife oh. thanks, I never would have known that.

  • @TiNaBLink It means old.

  • hold 4 for orgasm

  • it's hard to toothbrush while watching this

  • this is completely epic....loves it

  • I'm a straight guy and i would TOTALLY date him!

  • Lol

  • weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllllllllllllllll.............­...........................not expecting that.

  • lmao

  • nice video

    i love you

  • Haha Captain A...

  • Captain Ahole :P

  • Captain 'Mrrca looks alot like Mark. Are they brothers?

  • lolololol

  • Fried Oyster Sangwich, soungs deligious!

  • I'm not married off and I'm 19....unless you're interested :D

  • That was awesome. Lol

  • weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllllllllllllllll.............­...........................

  • hehehe!

  • Captain Y U NO lieutenant by now

  • @gravster lieutenant is lower than captain. Why would he get demoted?

  • @Collinffs cant imgine why

    

  • @Collinffs Yep. More like Major. :D "Major America" That sounds hilarious! :D

  • @Collinffs i think thts they joke

  • @Collinffs 'cause he deserves it O:

  • @Collinffs because hes a dick?

  • @zupunus That's true.

  • @gravster what are you talking about a captain is a higher rank than a lietenant

  • @quadsome1 lieutenant*

  • @gravster Successful troll is successful?

  • @gravster you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya, fella?

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  • lol i think i may pee my pants..:) dame lolzz

  • under 900 and lol!

  • reminds me of Gingrich

  • lol

  • At least you didn't cry over cats.