The Greatest Commercial In The World

[HornyJoeBaloney]

I like the "Rush Limbaugh for President!" teddy bear. Yes!

[garnerboy420]

lol I love this commercial.

[gammerstang2009]

the domain: romanticteddy

is available...

[sf49ers817]

you guys are kidding right? best of the WORST i have ever saw.

[xxxdesira]

YEEEE HAWWWWW I GOT MY SKI-MASKED ROBBER BEAR!

[davetrek1962]

Is the brunette in this commercial Idina Menzell the actress from the movie Enchanted?

[mdurwin]

Original script:

(we see a shirtless, tattooed loser who buys a bear that looks just like him to remind his girlfriend of what a scumbag loser he is for not getting reservations to eat)

(girl received bear in her office full of 80-s attired tramps)

"oh my, it's kind of floppy, maybe if I play with it, it'll sit up for me"

"oh, maybe tonight I'll bring this cuddly little guy home through the backdoor"

"Ugh, I wish it's hair wasn't falling out and it wasn't so lumpy"

"where's my ring??"

[mrwascaly42]

So many of the morons post show one thing, they reject decency n wholesomeness an would rather have filth n garbage. Maybe if there was a rapper bear with his pants down around his ankles they would say something positive here. These bears will last for more years than you will be around. What do you hate about these bears anyway? That they are American made? A gal knows that this is for her n only her. Chicks dig these, n those gals that don't are mental or BUTCH TO THE CORE!

[starguy2718]

"I can't wait to give him MY surprise", from the horse-faced heifer 1:42. Um, thanks, but I'll pass.

All the gals in this ad seem to be "corn-fed", if you know what I mean.

[dave4248]

Top 5 things I learned from this ad

1. Spend your hard earned cash on a teddy bear, instead of a decent dress shirt to wear to the office.

2. Hire the SAME actor for the mail room guy and the guy in the next cube.

3. Different types of gals like a stupid bear,... pudgy ones,... black ones,... semi cute skanks.

4. Vermont TB = Tang from said pudgy gal.

5. "Friendly Bear Counselor".....WTF? I don't even know WHERE to start with that one.

[webkinzrocks300]

@dave4248 DUDE! THOSE BEARS ROCK!!!!!

[webkinzrocks300]

@dave4248 Hey these bears rock!!! if you don't have nothing nice 2 say, don't say it!!!!

[2BrokeG]

This commercial Sucks Balls !!!

[44ch1m]

'scuse me did i hear that right? bear counsellor? 1:16 - 1:20

[javamarc]

Argh - Most Hideous Commercial Ever? My teeth have cavities from watching this! Seriously.

[dthoren]

Thank you for posting this. I saw it on tv last night and could not stop laughing. This is the stupidest commercial ever. Bravo, Vermont Teddy Bears! You have brought me joy this day.

[webkinzrocks300]

@dthoren stupid makes it more funny!