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  • Let's get this straight. Each race must have some sort of spaceship so why not just bomb the bases from orbit?

  • orks should try and steal tech-priests and change them then they wouldn't be barbaric!

  • "DURing the Kaurava conflict. The ImpERIAL GUARD. Were SOME of the HARDest HIT. By DARK Eldar HIT and run TACTics."

    I love the first narrator :D

  • I lol'd at the starship troopers music

  • What the Imperial Guard MUST do is capture any and all advanced technologys and incorperate them into their technology. For example, standard Guardsmen would use Las/Pulse rifle hybreds as there standard weapons. They could even incorporate Eldar raile and gravity weapons for Kasyrkin Squads. If they do not do this, the guard will eventully be defeated by the more advanced alien forces.

  • @Taccom54 Agreed, but the majority of humans have become pretty simple and superstitious, because some technology twists, corrupts, and destroys humans upon use, they assume all technology does, so, its rare to find humans outside of the Adeptus Mechanicus who will save technology.

  • @0Maloy1 Point taken. Next change in mind, change in mindset!

  • But they still keep non AI stuff, and studt it.

  • The emperor protects.... But some flak armor and a lasgun are still appricated.

  • Imperial Guard Rule Number 1. When in doubt look to the Emperor, and bury them in munitions

  • Destroyed? He ordered the Eldar technology and arms destroyed? Why not recover them and research them! I'm sorry that would take intelligence. -.-

  • @TKozlows

    Using alien technology is heresy. He's got enough problems without Inquisitors breathing down his neck. Besides , Eldar tech is powered by their psychic powers. Reverse engineering it isn't worth it

  • @Shadowbeast999 But he took the Tau technology. Cos they're awesome.

  • @TKozlows HERESY!

  • @TKozlows When the imperium first met the Tau, they destroyed all tech, after the Tech Preists could not understand it. It was made imperial policy to destroy all Tau tech, mainly because the Tau use AIs, a banned tech.

  • What is the title of the music?

  • @lybio Starship Troopers - They Will Win

  • @BigDickCheney Thanks!

  • @BigDickCheney slightly fitting

    

  • so why was space marine the last hope of the humanity if imperial guard can already hold it off?

  • True men play the Imperial Guard campaign before all else.

  • ahhh imperial guard, in the actual game people think that they are as good as they are in these. Funny to watch a group of twenty charge a group of four bezerkers, lose combat and then get overrun.

  • @Kravockian yeah then watch the bezerkers try and charge them as the get gunned down by a torrent of lasgun fire.

  • @FireStorm765 you haven't played the actual board game have you? bezerkers are only out of thier transposts when it's too late lol. oh and if 30 las guns all open up on ten bezerkers only two will die statistically. Not lookin good for the guard.

  • @Kravockian yes i have and according to army builder 10 bezerkers cost 210pts minimum, and for the same amount i can put 2 hardened veteran squads on the field with 2 plasma guns and a grenade launcher to each squad. calculate your statics on that.

  • @FireStorm765 still don't like your chances.

  • @Kravockian whatever you say dude.

  • @FireStorm765 yep because my beserkers will still be around to say it lol

  • @Kravockian can't say i believe you but hey whatever helps you sleep better.

  • @FireStorm765 yep my beserkers will get some sleep after slashing your guards apart, not much of a work out but you can't help being squishy. =)

  • @Kravockian got to get close enough first. i heavily doubt that 10 beserkers will will stand up to 4 plasma guns, 2 grenade launchers, 12 lasguns, and 2 laspistols with a ballistic skill of 4. but hey who really cares?

  • I LOVE this narrator's voice! It's so epic! He could make anything sound epic. I MUST know the name of this narrator so I can have him come narrate my life for me and make it sound EPIC!

  • what's the name of the song?

  • @florinj87 I think this song is taken from the "Starship Trooper" movie ...

  • @Galenin thanks

  • 0:50 "Crushing eh-huverything under its mighty... marshall treads..." Is this narrator for real?? I think he came when he said that.

  • Lol holy shit, this is the tune from Starship Troopers.

  • Lol holy shit, this is the tune from Starship Troopers.

  • VANCE MUTHER FUCKER STUBBS!!!!!!

  • are you fucking kidding me, im attacking space nuns with bolters and heavy uber bolters and i have fucking laser pointers and as soon as i can get some karskin im raped and i loose.

    FFUUUCCKKKK

  • @HunterLunter Focus on reguklar gaurdsmen and equiping them with nade launchers then heavery weapons teams take your time and just dig in the nades knock over the sisters the lascannons rape them :D

  • wft? The imperial guard should have British accents....the space marines should have american voices!

    Thanks.

  • @Isthisthelongestname No way, the Space Marines should have British accents also, only the Imperial General sounded good with an American accent.

  • vance mutha fukin stubbs!

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  • "WE ARE GOIN' IN WITH THE FIRST WAVE! Means more Orks for us to kill. You smash the entire area, you kill anythin' green, you get me?"

  • @Spartan0072 SIR YES SIR

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  • LOL

    "As his men looted and vandalized, he couldn't help but smile and think of the progress he was making"

    xD

  • @Emidretrauqe Gotta love that Stubbs.

  • Join Now!

    Explore the galaxy!

    Kill the Xenos!

    Sign up at the nearest IG station!

    May the Emperor be with you!

  • "Stubbs mountain?" lol, sorry... just how funny that sounded

  • This sucks, the Tau spared all the IG's they could and even gave them a choice of life or death, but the IG killed all the tau in the area and looted their stores. Makes me a little sad

  • @Catman2030 you do know that tau brainwash people right?

    the tau are evil. the crappy imperium at least takes their life instead of their free will.

    but what do i know?

    im just a dark eldar player :)

  • @Boss0nomaka even though I am an imperial guard player don't publish a decree that says retreat will be punished by death. Even though they may not draft the troops commisanars will kill them just because they don't like them sometimes though they will kill the lowest health ones so the IG r about probally equal to blood ravens or dark eldar

  • @rupert810 yeah except dark eldar are cool :)

  • @Catman2030 first tau SUCK and second tau brainwash the people to get them on their greater good cause IG 4EVER

  • @Catman2030 : Death to all XENOS!

  • @Catman2030 you are aware the this has long been an imperial planet, with ork and sleeping necron presence yes? the tau invaded the imperium when the imperial planet was at its weakest (common filthy tau tactic) and they STILL get their asses whooped, they all deserve to burn

    FOR THE IMPERIUM

  • @Catman2030

    More like "Die now or die later."

    The tau enforce sterilization and population control on their conquered people, and put their human auxiliaries on more or less suicide missions.

  • Lol, the song's from "Starship Troopers" ... how fitting ... :D

  • Imagine your normal speaking voice being like this xD

  • If they make a Dawn of War 3, BigDickCheney, perhaps you should think of the GoW song, "Heroic Assault" as the Imperial Guard victory song? Just a suggestion.

  • @NicholasGeschke God of War?

  • @BigDickCheney Gears of War- But God of War has some prettty good soundtracks too.

  • @BigDickCheney

    gears of war

  • @BigDickCheney

    Gears of war

  • @BigDickCheney Gears of War. I agree, "heroic assault" is a great song

  • @BigDickCheney Uh, Gears Of War I think.

  • @BigDickCheney gears of war

  • Too bad the Starship Troopers movie was so different from the book. The Power Armored Mobile Infantry are far more similar to Space Marines than the Guard.

  • 'The Imperial Guard soldiers were horrified at the tortured and mutilated comrades they saw there... and when their victory was near, this was channeled into a VINDICTIVE RAGE which did not subside until the enemies' buildings and vehicles were shattered, leveled, and then crushed into dust..' ..........EPIC.

  • REMEMBER YOU'RE TRAINING AND YOU WILL MAKE IT BACK ALIVE!!!!

  • 0:09 the darkest tit?

  • How befitting: The Starship Troopers theme for the Imperial Guard's victories. I may favor Space Marines and Eldar, but I will play Imperial Guard, namely because I like the colorful and uniqueness that comes with every regiment.

  • Heroes of Armageddon! You ahve withstood the evil savagery of the orks and they have nothing left for you to fear. So rise high the black banners of vengeance- NOW IS OUR TIME!

  • Stubbs Peak is where the most manly men are buried

  • Long live the Emperor! May we die with honour for him and the unkown primarch! Nobody can defeat us. Even not the traitors! Brothers and Sisters, may we have victory for no one can stand before us! May the apocalypse of the enemies of hymanity destroy them!

  • the only race i ike to play in dawn of war are IG and Space Marines and Sisters,. IG are just normal humans and you can see the space marines as elite of humanity. Sisters are the female version of space marines. But they are hte imperium and they are the only who deserve to rule the galaxy! Together they will be undefeatable!

  • Man the narator voice is fucking epic!!!!

  • and also the imperial guard reminds me of starship troopers because of their helmet and thei rules of not following their orders

  • i dont know vance stubbs heard the battle of kronus between the impeial guard and blood ravens so he gets his strategies from the surviving imperial guard in kronus

  • woot vance motherfucking stubbs!

  • w8 its theme in starship troopers ending

  • Stubbs Peak, aww...

  • the voice of the speaker is just amazing, especially when relating IG events. Epic!

  • lol the starship troopers theme is in the background

  • Lies

  • Imperial Guard is badass!

  • The Imperial Guard - They'll keep fighting, And They'll Win

  • @hitchman84 (you forgot) and if they dont, they will simply rape the renforcements button untill you are back to full force and try again. :D

  • For Sigmar!!!

  • For the Emperor* RAWR!!!!!!!!!!

  • "after sending the officers responsible for intelligence on kaurava III to the firing squads"

    xD

    ALso awesome song, it goes well with the IG

  • C'mon apes! DO YOU WANNA LIVE FOREV-

    *cough*

    I mean, FOR THE EMPEROR!

  • lol, nice.

  • I love these videoclips. Thanks BigDickCheney

  • Imperial Guard to Starship Troopers theme... good one!

  • I knew they were nothing but bugs!! :p

  • I'm guessing some "H" related content was one of the many things looted from the Tau *ftw happyface*

  • Awesome song to put for the IG

  • Starship Troopers music.

  • And somhow they has lost their main knowlege scourse (dont remeber now name and reason). For adeptus mechanicus work, humans regain many of their technologys, but instead of reaching somthing new they try to regain old knoweledge. So thats is horrible sitback to the imperium. Now imperium is in black age of science. And them heatred to mutants and aliens are main reasons of them weakness. (like secret polices forces and sisters of battle). Emperor united humanity and defended them.

  • The age of strife

  • I hate ,then millions of men dying to hold the line. Instead of back to scientific and regain lost knowlagdes they should rebuild and upgrade their robots loylity. So in war almost same deadly (like necrons) will be imperium.

    Humans was constructed giant robotic creatures who helped them to conquere the galaxy, but in the end they turned againts their masters. After bloody war humans prevailed. But after, science was treated like too dangerous and humans now has 30 milenium technologys.

  • thet musik is from starship trooper

  • at 4:04 is that the game music or was that added in cause that is pretty cool if the used the starship trooper theme

  • "Stubb's Peak" lol

  • He is abit but i think hes okish

  • How dare you mock the voice of god?!

  • sorry, but it's what i think

  • the impereal gared the best of the best if you mess with us you died like the rest

  • we put the guardsmen forward to give you the joy for killing them but then our basilisks turn the tide, exterminate your infantry and your base ;)

  • lol shoot the messengers for telling you that theres an eldar base.

  • well who elase are you gonna take it out on

  • umm... the eldar?

  • yeah but if your that stupid you dont notice an ancaint eldar base on your planet then your just lazy stupid or a heritic

  • I think you understood wrong. He shot the guys who were responsible for inteligence on Kaurava III becouse they didnt notice an ANCIENT stronghold up untill the Eldat have reclaimed it and become active in the war.

  • this is the same guy who voiced the gorgutz isnt it?:

  • I love the IG. The fact they are just simple men and women against anything from super-soldiers to orkish invasion and hold out is so cool.

  • im pretty sure that music was in a film

  • yeh thats why i think hes in it i hope he is

  • Is that the music from starship troopers XD

  • yes

  • yes its perfect

  • They need to make Gabriel Angelos and Sturnn return...

  • Sturnn was killed in Winter Assault. Eldar won Order, Orks won Disorder and Eldar got the Titan.

  • says who?

  • Says DC.

  • people think gabriel is in DoW 2

  • Well the first DoW 2 trailer certainly has a force commander who looks a lot like him. Not to mention a daemonhammer which Gabriel got in DoW.

  • Have to admit, Gabriel is my favorite successor chapter Captain. :D would be awsome to see him again in DoW 2 and, of course, same voice actor.

  • the titan was destroyed due to the streess of it being used agianst the necrons the eldar didnt wont the titan

  • when he says "when they found the 252nd conservator rgt pounding on their door" all i can picture is stubbs at thier gate literally knocking on their door going emm emm emm, and a million guardmen and tanks behind them. and the dark eldar hiding and scared and are like. maybe if we dont answer theyll go away like those damn emperors witnesses

  • ahahahahahaha

  • you cant win the phisical unless you win the battle of the mind

  • wait a second, THIS MUSIC IS FROM STARSHIP TROOPERS!

  • read the description...

  • This Stubbs guy is one BAMF...in a good way.

  • He's nothing compared to Alexander or Sturrn.

  • thats so kick ass stubbs peak

  • Why is there Starship Troopers music playing?

  • Why not? :P

  • Because it adds to the cinematic effect. Bigdickcheney is very good at this.

  • Imperial guard is the BEST of ALL.

  • Lol wut ? Imperium Tech > Tau tech

  • That is rather debatable. Isn't it weird how the most powerful Imperial technology - Baneblade, titan weapons - is from the distant past?

  • i think the proper relationship here is Imperium > Tau empire but yes, the tech would be debateable. personally i dont think the relationship is one of better or stronger technology, because they are simply diffrent in nature. its like apples and oranges. u cant really compare them. tau tech is very much based on pulsar beams and deflector shields, (kinda the sci fi alien tech)...

  • the imperium tech is more like bigger, stronger more destructive modern/premodern technology. its like ww2 tech on steroids.

  • Do you honestly believe that? Fire Warriors have more advanced rifles than the Space Marines. Battlesuits can easily destroy Dreadnoughts. Tiger Shark Fighters can destroy Titans.

    The Tau have more advanced and efficient equipment for their workers. They use AI drones for dangerous industrial work. They actually KNOW how their technology works, and always advance it.

    The Tau have already heavily outpaced the Imperium in technology, even though humanity has had a 36,000 year head start.

  • maybe but the tau didnt have so many enemies fighting them the entire time, nor did they have to constantly deal rebels, traitors and the like. the tau didnt have any idea how unfriendly the galaxy really was until the damocles crusade. the point being, its easy to advance your technology your left alone for the most part. but keep this in mind, the older technology thats been used by the imperium still rivals that of everyone else and those are ancient designs, think on that.

  • Not to mention that the technological prowess of the Imperium at the current date is only a shadow of the technology used during the Dark Age of Technology. If the Imperium could recover all of the lost technology it would be even more powerful than it already is. Even if Tau tech becomes more advanced, the Tau will always be relegated as a "regional" galactic power rather than a superpower like the Imperium since they can't access the Warp.

  • That is why the Tau and the Imperium and the Eldar should be natural allies. Tau technology, Imperium warp travel, Eldar webway gates. They could destroy all the forces of Disorder if they'd only work together.

  • i gree

  • it's true

  • yeh i agree

  • tech is not every thing

  • your right tech isnt everything, and the one of the tau commanders specifically dawnblade learned that, and he and his fire warriors hire them selves out as mercs to who ever pays them the most. and since that goes against the greater good the normal tau dont like him.

  • it does in the future