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  • im batman

    

  • bats aren't blind

  • Batman: The code prevents me from KILLING all these mass murdering city endangering villains.

    Translation: GIVE US MORE MAANIES.

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  • @BASArtemis92 Delete your comments LOL

  • @OnlyTubenami ...Derp. I never go on here from my computer, for some reason. Didn't realize I could do that.

  • Arkham City: Boss fights not quite as shit

  • PLEASE DO NOT WAKE THE POO

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  • @BASArtemis92 but gotham has not death sentence the states create those kinds of tandards

    trololol

  • Good point how do they signal him in the day?

  • wtf im looking at the date posted and all them say july 21 or 22 did u do all couple hundred in 2 days

    

  • @Epollo38 escapist just recently got a youtube account

  • Rabbit man is the best superhero ever, and you know it!

  • huhhhh *brain explodes*

  • Soooo... when can we expect to see bat anti-thing spray in our supermarkets?

  • As for your last question, they don't contact him during the day. A better question is why don't villains just do shit during the day? Oh, right. Then Superman shows up out of butt-fucking nowhere and owns them. It's hard to be a villain...

  • The main problem I had with Arkham Asylum was the hard difficulty. Sure it gets pretty easy when you learn to counter right, but the bomb gargoyles, gun toting baddies, and the fight with Poison Ivy is fucking unforgivable. I felt more fucking accomplishment in getting to the checkpoint in the fight with Poison Ivy then I did in beating the 3 MW games and Halo Reach (alone) on the hardest difficulty

  • not cool Yahtzee, not cool

  • These videos are funny to watch even with the sound off.

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  • theres no closure? Looks like they fixed that for arkham city

  • i like how the majority of these were uploaded on the same day

  • @jmar4life That's because all of these were already posted on The Escapist, which is the "homesite" for Zero Punctuation. If you already knew that; I apologize. Here's a virtual cookie.

  • I fucking hate this game.

  • why is every zero punctuation clip upoloaded on july 21? o.O

  • @KinaskiAuditore Because it was a mass upload of the Escapist's backlog of videos onto YouTube. In one day. I wish my internet were that fast, Jesus Christ.

  • @Gabberstag I agree. Thanks for the info.

  • Bat-shark spray! 

  • I loved Arkham Asylum but Yahtzee makes really good points. The boss battles are mediocre, the only real one being Poison Ivy and the Cowl vision is just too damn useful. I know the vast majority of people watch yahtzee for comedy reasons, but every point he makes about a game is true.

  • I can't believe the riddler isnt on your list of stuff u didnt like about the game. Sure, the riddles were clever and gave you a great sense of achievment, BUT HES SO GODDAMN ANNOYING. All you wanna do from riddle 1 is to tear is throat out with your bare bat-knees, but you dont even get a secret boss fight to do so wich atleast ticked me off! other than that, spot on, especially about feeling guilty towards the designers when using detective mode xD

  • @TheAkitoKei The fact that the Riddler is an annoying douche nozzle to you means that he is doing good at his job.

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  • LOVE DIS GAME!

  • Question: Do they not have the death penalty in Gotham?

  • @BASArtemis92 they cnat kill the super villians becuase of insainty

  • @BASArtemis92 even if they did they would beg to be killed so that their lives can end. batman would rather let them live with mercy then to die happily.

  • @BASArtemis92 i would Imagen that they did once... till batman came along

  • @BASArtemis92 Im sure they do... just not for the popular villains which is about 80-90% of the rogues gallery, same as if any other comic book series, and even if a character gets offed they inevitably make a dramatic return, even if after several decades.

  • @BASArtemis92 Obviously not. I suspect it's the only state in a future dystopia that does not enforce the death penalty. Consequently, all crime bosses are fighting over this particular bit of turf.

  • @BASArtemis92 I love that you asked such a question! XD

  • @BASArtemis92 I'm not the biggest comic nerd around, but if I remember correctly, they indeed don't have it. Also, the Joker and most other enemies in this game are 'insane' and thus couldn't be put to the death penalty.

  • @BASArtemis92 not for THE FUCKING BATMAN!

  • @BASArtemis92 nope, they don't.

  • @BASArtemis92 Of course not...have you even looked at one of the comics?

  • @BASArtemis92 sorry, insanity defense.

  • @BASArtemis92 if they did, they would run out of villains for Bats to fight pretty fast

  • @BASArtemis92 All the super criminals use the insanity defense, and you can't execute someone no matter what they did if they're declared insane.

  • @BASArtemis92 DC Comics keep supporting those Gotham Mayoral candidates against it.

    I am playing this game for the first time (yeah, I know) and I am not finding this to be the pants tightening experience described. Maybe 'cuz I'm on PC. (Left-ctrl for creep, and NO re-assignments!! Ever tried holding that key with pinky?! What rubbish is this?) Combat is mere button-mashing -- in FPSes I get to aim at least. Stealth aint all that; even SC-Conviction is better.

    Am I missing sumfin?

  • @Aragond68

    Everyone holds left control with their pinky. It's always the default key for crouching/sneaking.

  • @BASArtemis92 Thats kinda the point of batman not killing people

  • @BASArtemis92 Okay, you execute killer croc. I. DARE. YOU.

  • @BASArtemis92 You arn't allowed to execut the mentally ill its against the law

  • @BASArtemis92 No, this would undermine everything Batman tries to do. Him and Gordon (and pre two-face Harvey Dent) are primarily trying to rid Gotham of it's corrupt nature, so how could Batman/Gordon claim they're relieving the city of the hypocritical men in power if they have control over the lives of it's citizens? That and most of the villains are declared insane and sent off to the asylum not prison so that they can be studied or whatever.

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  • @BASArtemis92

    Yes its called turn off the game.

  • @BASArtemis92 no but they do have the

    your free to go and kill again

  • @BASArtemis92 ever since batman showed up gotham city has always been looking to him for help because they're terrible at everything

    all's batman asks in return is that villains don't get killed because he thinks that as long as he doesn't kill people then the world can be saved

  • While the animations are hilarious and it is funny to watch/listen, you def nag on games.

  • @Drrailaa He won't see your comment.

  • @MultiTrackyBoyz Yeah i know :O But i rather still post my thoughts on it then be silent >.>

  • @Drrailaa This isn't his channel though. Go on The Escapist Magazine.

  • @Zovioh exactly i mean he took most of my game and saw what was wrong with them....like metal gear solid 4 and fallout 3 and portal 2.... i agreed with his input on all of them

  • @SuperZero9000 True, the game's great but he's absolutely correct about the swoop attacks taking up half the screen.

  • Even though we hate to admit it....99% of his reviews are spot on and he actually has good points even if u like the game...

  • @SuperZero9000 totally right

    

  • @SuperZero9000 Um yes true but when he reviews games that are majorly multiplayer and restricts it to only the single player and says its BS to allow the multiplayer to compensate it is a bit hypocritical and makes me write off said review, therefore can anyone point me in the right direction for a cynical multiplayer reviewer?

    P.S Jesus was not a fictional character, he is a historical figure only the things he did can be considered fictitious.

  • @SuperZero9000 Tis true, totally opened my eyes to what the sims REALLY is.

  • @SuperZero9000 I think that with good games all he does is nag meaningless things for 5 minutes.

  • @SuperZero9000 not at all, he exaggerates all the flaws and ignores the good points because it makes for a better video.

  • @junpeil33t Well!! he makes fun videos!! And admit it , you are Enjoying them!

  • @junpeil33t well in THIS video he actually said he is going to do just that

  • @SuperZero9000 True true...I absolutely adore the Assassin's Creed series and I couldn't help but laugh but he tore it up in his review.

  • @MetalFluffyNinja1 no he didn't, he praised it much more than most games he reviews, you gotta understand he exaggerates the bads, and I really gotta say this about the ass creed reviews i don't understand why he apparently goes all 100% on everything and complaines he "faffs" too much and has nothing to spend the money on

  • @SuperZero9000 yes but like he showed, even if he likes a game and finds it fun it doesn't mean he wont criticize it until space colonization has been perfected

  • I used to be a kid like you, then I took a bullet to the parents...

  • ZP also has the worst fans ever...

  • This review sucks balls.

  • @thefran93 so does yo momma

  • he finally admitted it, he doesn't do good reviews, he says "you didn't watch this so you could see a good review"

  • @imachavel perhaps because that's not what the expectancy of his regular audience is?

    you know, just potentially?

  • @imachavel Except when he talks about Portal 1 for about 20 seconds when reviewing the Orange Box ;)

  • Y U NOT YOUTUBE PARTNER? why?=3

  • still, you've got to admit, bashing the shit out of bad guys is fun...i know it was for me. Can't wait til you've had a shot at Arkham City

  • @rai908 He already did. -_-

  • @7CellarDoors

    To each his own opinion I suppose, but I have never read a comic other than those in the Sunday paper, have never seen any of the Batman movies, my only experience with Batman is from the Lego game I got as a gift. I found Arkham Asylum GOTY on sale, and was amazed at how much I liked it (though I agree with the autorun problem).

  • they contact batman during the day via the big red phone :P

  • Okay, I played this game and loved it and throughout your whole review I couldn't stop laughing. I have to say I agree with your critics, but I still enjoy the game over them. Also, you're amazing lol

  • Let's get to the main trouble I think Yahtzee was being too kind to mention.

    WHY THE ** YOU CAN'T KILL ANYONE?!?! The game has everything, except for that jolly good old feeling of snapping necks, slashing heads off and tearing organs out, all because of Batman's stupid "Must Not Kill Omnicidal Maniacs" policy! It's what makes Assassin's Creed Brotherhood and Silent Hill better! You get to kill people! >8D XD How long do we have to wait for the great opportunity of killing some poor villain?!

  • @DeathMessenger1988

    Because its Batman... It would be a fucking disgrace to the comics if batman went along playing a game of fucking Manhunt, some of us nerds have a bit of decency

  • If I cared about comics, I would have one in my hand, not a joystick, hoping to throw my fist on Joker's face till it gets sticky with blood. Comics are for idiots who want to see idealistic messages of hopes and dreams for mankind. Games are for those who enjoy a degree of realism and logic with along action, something Batman doesn't possess, otherwise we would be allowed to wring Victor Zsasz's neck till his head fell off, or stick an explosive on Croc's mouth and watch his head go boom.

  • @DeathMessenger1988

    Only superman is looking for these idealistic hopes and dreams, this is Batman! Not Superman! The point behind Batman was he believed if he was to kill he would become as bad as the villains he fought. Although this is a game, you don't know how much hatred they would get for getting Batman to go on a murderous rampage. Also what games are realistic? Most popular games of late: World of Warcraft, Starcraft II, Elder Scrolls, Call of Duty; non of these have any realism....

  • Really? And Batman isn't another goody-two-shoes who allows people to get killed by psychopaths just so he can still keep believing his own philosophy? Any person with enough brain knows that Batman's philosophy is full of bullshit. This is a game, not a comic book. I'm talking about the logic anyone would have in place of Batman: that the sanest way to solve the problem of so many villains is, yes you guessed it, KILLING THEM AND STOP MORE BLOODSHED, SCREW "THOU SHALL NOT KILL" CODE!

  • @DeathMessenger1988

    The not killing is the only real moral lesson of Batman, when compared with Superman claiming US greatest country blah blah blah, he really isnt very preachy. Its funny how you couldn't argue any other points of mine about how sales would plummet is they just raped batman, I imagine in the last fight you would have wanted him to just shoot joker in the face or something? Right well the game would have scored about 30 instead of 95... Its funny how you argue with no knowlege

  • You surely haven't watched Under The Red Hood yet, have you? Every issue on Batman storyline, every tragedy would have been avoided if Batman did what was truly necessary to stop evil. He doesn't because of his stupid logic that he'll instantly like it and turn into a monster. They would have pummeled because of idiots who keep complaining about how games and films are not 100% copies of the comic books, as it happened with Constantine and Jonah Hex...

  • ...With Constantine and Jonah Hex, because they didn't like the actors or how the plotline was different or because the characters weren't exactly, totally like the comic versions. IT'S FICTION, PEOPLE! That's why there's also fanfiction, because some people like to change stuff about the story, so who cares of actual writers and movie directors do it as well, as long as they can make a good film, comic or game out of it?! It's like a horde of Sheldon Coopers, nagging about differences in story.

  • @MrsRainhaLilith

    Batman is on a much larger scale than Constantine, and batman going on a killing spree and fucking the jokers bleeding stump of a neck is a bit more than just a trivial change

  • @RogerabbitGosu

    That's what remakes and retcons are for. If everyone just kept the Status Quo all the time, life would be boring as hell.

  • Plus Batman is American, why would Americans want to instill the message that blood shed doesnt solve everything? It would make every "International Affair" they have had in the last 70 years a total fucking waste of time

  • Well, it totally would have NOTHING to do with the fact they just love to badmouth other countries for their shortcomings, but hate it when someone nag them when they decide to steal another country's oil, would it? There's a word for that kind of thing, it's called hypocrisy! America has developed the most violent games, such as Mortal Kombat, Duke Nukem, Postal, etc, so not changing one game of Batman to be a tad more violent because it goes against comic propaganda? Pathetic.

  • @DeathMessenger1988

    It is actually a completely American idea that bloodshed can be used to solve conflicts. But either way my point is, this game would have not sold if it had completely gone against the comics, are you too stupid to understand that? They changed Harley Quinns outfit, and people got really quite angry about it. Just because it is a game, its a game BASED on a comic, a large part of the audience is batman fans,really are you stupid?

  • Perhaps because most of the gamers are a bunch of retards who nag if they so much change a character's name or nationality? I don't give a crap about Harley's outfit, or that they put Kratos in Mortal Kombat 9 or that they decide to make a Blonde, female Commander Shepard!!! Real gamers enjoy the gameplay, not the fucking original storyline which it was based on, or stupid things like a different outfit! Retard gamers are the reason Mortal Kombat vs. DC Comics was such a stupid idea!!

  • @MrsRainhaLilith

    That is completely true from the gamer's perspective, thank you for explaining to me that gamer's look for game play, that's great :) As a gamer myself I did not care about Harley's outfit as I am no comic book elitist, however the idea of Batman going to Arkham and fucking slaughtering everyone who stood in his way so he could execute the joker, would detract from the original batman plot too much. Its nice that you didn't understand my point about the suit though :)

  • @RogerabbitGosu

    Yeah, it's better to keep this stupid little game, till everyone just decides to nuke Gotham, right? Cause going on a killing spree is what any rational human being would do after depleting every other option, which is exactly what Batman has done for the last decades. Something new would be appreciated, cause people get tired of the same bullshit story, being repeated ad eternum and nauseam.

  • Because of Retard gamers who would start bitching "Batman Doesn't Kill, This Isn't Right"! Bo-ho, like I give a crap! Retard Gamers complain about movies based on games because, big shock, it isn't like the games(I concede, Uwe Boll's movies ARE truly horrible, but because he is a fucked up director). They're just as bad as the retard politicians and moral guardians who blame real life violence on video games, mostly because they need votes or can't raise their own fucking children.

  • @MrsRainhaLilith

    You seem to be arguing in the most basic way possible, by calling any opposing views "retarded" the only time I think that is usable is in the atheism vs theism debate. I am saying there is nothing wrong with keeping Batman legit, the way he was in the comics, the game developers agreed with this, and it was considered one of the best games of the year it was released, and was followed with an equally successful sequel. It has nothing to do with anti violence

  • @RogerabbitGosu

    I'm being polite, which is rare from me. I consider retards people who scream "Worst Game Ever" because they didn't like the character's outfit or some small part of the game. True gamers like new stuff, non-mattering if it goes with the flow of the comics or not. We have, like, dozens of games of Batman, playing with same old Batman with same old Batman's rules. This chance to play as Joker in Arkham Asylum is not only a brilliant idea, it's an start!

  • @DeathMessenger1988

    Its a start*. Also who said I don't like this game? The game brilliant, I'm just saying that it would not have sold as well if Batman was to go on a murderous rampage, and if you cant understand why, I don't see the point in talking to you further

  • I'm not saying the game sucked, I'm saying it could be way better if it escaped the same old script. Yeah, yeah, Joker nearly destroys the city, Batman beats him and saves the day, ships him back to Arkham and Joker has already a hole dug for him to escape and repeat. The idea of playing as darker hero or a villain is what people like nowadays. That's why Kratos and Alex Mercer were great. Why not make a game for Joker, Catwoman, Red Hood and more? It could be like AC Brotherhood multiplayer!

  • Games like Knights of The Old Republic, InFamous, Spider Man Web Of Shadows are awesome because of a single, simple feature: Choice. You can choose to follow the expected plotline or do it your way, though, like Croshaw says in Bioshock review, it could be less White and Black. But the whole point is, if you always make games that are solely based on being the good guy for always and for ever, they will run out of ideas and plots. That is why Epic Mickey was so pathetic.

  • HEY BATMAN, RIDDLE ME THIS! HOW DO THEY CONTACT YOU DURING THE DAY?

  • @gamerxavier8 .... bats are nocturnal so slamming on his door with hammers i suppose

  • black and terrible FLASHER OF THE NIGHT!

  • that's exactly what this game was missing.....the bat-spank

  • ooh edgy!!

  • Juhuslikud kommentaar võõrkeeles, et ma loodan, et keegi läheb viitsinud tõlkimise inglise

  • I was really hoping he'd shred this game more.... So sick of hearing how "great" it is, with batmans Goliathian grey mound of a body (fanboy much...) which looks like it has all the stealth capabilities of a mammoths tusk, and all the combat complexity of a screwdriver that came with instructions.

    It isnt so much of a game, as it is a massive batman porno for all the 30 year old fanboys to relive the shiny bits of their otherwise abuse riddled childhood.

  • @7CellarDoors How haven't you gotten atleast 100 dislikes

  • @Thr3ePlay Give it time.

  • @7CellarDoors lol I actually liked that game but I like Batman so ya know kinda proving your point I about batman fans I guess. To bad I'm 16

  • @Thr3ePlay Probably because he didn't make enough grammar and spelling mistakes. -_-

  • This guy deserves more views >:l He is hilarious

  • Everything bad in this review is irrelevant. Because he's the goddamned batman.

  • @OurSurveySaysRAMPAGE linkara reference? nice

  • @Quagile I have never seen Linkara, I was directly referencing the comic. As you can see, I have an active social life and know how to use teh intrenets properly...

  • @OurSurveySaysRAMPAGE well that's an oxymoron if I ever heard one.

  • @heysmall I'm not a moron, Oxy or otherwise :p

  • @OurSurveySaysRAMPAGE im batman!

  • Its funny 'cause it's true!

  • Really... top 2 comments are from a fan boy talking about how awesome the next game will be? Yes I am a batman fan, the game was good, I am sure city will also entertain. Get better Top comments plz

  • @cravenmagic *Yawn*, bored now...

  • His voice is so annoying.. and why he talking so fast?

  • @Levelord92 his name is zero punctuation you figure it out :L

  • @conakzer

    oh, now I get it....

  • @Levelord92 lol

  • @conakzer his naem r Yahtzee.

  • @conakzer Is it called zero punctuation because he speeks so fast, so therefore uses no commers or fullstops?

  • @conakzer his name is actually Yatzee.

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  • @g021900

    Yahtzee.

  • @conakzer his name is benjamin yathzee godzilla sebastion croshaw the series is called zero punctuation

  • @Levelord92 Can't keep up, Eh? LEARN TO SPEAK REALLY FAST!!!! I have, andnowitypelikethisbecauseitma­kesitlooklikeimtypingreallyfas­t :D

  • You should review  Space Marine

  • ARSE ... ANAL !!! I can't stop ROFLing

  • 2:20 best line ever! xD

  • The Bat Spank! LMFAO

  • Sorry but all the issues/questions/flaws pointed out int this video are are invalid and can be answered with five words:

    Because he's the godamn Batman.

  • " Why is batman the least interesting in everything he's in? Look at the cover, he has a look on his face like he forgot what he came in here for."

    AAAAAH HA HA HAAAA!!!

  • Hehe. Detective vision.

  • ...

    I'm the bat

  • Stop Hatin! Hater!

  • Nice video and love the animation :)

  • love this game... can't wait for the 2nd one.

  • and don't forget they have all the original voice actors from the animated series!

  • 2:18 nice recovery

  • AAwWW, look at his widdle ears

  • Batmans cape is *puts on purple hat*

    FAAAAAAAAAAAABUUUUUUUUULOOOOOU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSS!

  • @firefang225 *punches you*

  • @bpomatto Now I know, and knowing is half the battle! G I JOE!

  • "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."

    "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

  • Wait...

    0:43 - 1:00 - Did Yahtzee just berate The Dark Knight? It sounds like he's - very subtly - calling it camp. Very clever, Yahtzee.

  • To answer your riddle, Batman only works under the cover of night. During the day he is Bruce Wayne.

  • they use it on a CLOUD (or a building)

  • the point about always having detective mode on is so true! i wanted to enjoy the game in "normal" colors but whats the point if i might miss a riddler trophy or i might step on a trap?

  • 2 people have a broomstick up their ass

  • I thought Batman responded to everything by just saying "I'm Batman". Then punching it.

  • 1 person's mommy didn't wake up.

  • i like how he desperately searched for something to complain about

  • Awesome review and so true about everything you said... hahaha..

    Cannot wait for Arkham City though! :D