Dwayne Perkins Effinfunny Stand Up: Stayin Sober

[zelemont]

Just watched his hilarious bit on Shorties Watching Shorties, great comedian!

[paperboi66]

LUDA!!

[SnappleFactsRock]

my friend didnt blink for 8 hours...turns out he was dead

[turuanu]

Thumbs up for him, cuz I don't drink, but I'm yet to find a comedian that makes me crack up. Why is it so hard? I'll accept suggestions.

[hemmojito]

You gonna get drunk tonight, BOY... LMAO XD

[15heartz]

humble

[bosanac01]

Why are those people laughing like that?

[choongification]

i know you dont drink but...........

[hmcomsat]

Clean comedic charm. I can tell that hes a humble person by nature. I hope he is successful.

[2Luke]

LMAO the alien one had me literally laughing out LOUD... lol

[alldavokals]

i like this guy..he is gonna be a star...you can see it on him..

[babaloobaba]

This guy is very talented. I foresee a very bright future. NICE.

[AdorzAaliyahSince94]

lol, I feel the same way. I don't drink either because of my family history and yet no one believes you truly never touch the stuff...and they still try to get you to drink. it's one of those things you have to show better than tell.

[happinessisawesome1]

He's so funny and yet his material is so clean. That takes talent.

[BM151]

you gon' drink some milk tonight, booooy! (Hilarious!)

[username5215]

What if they're sleeping during the eight hours in which they do not blink? Should I still stab them?

[BarmielNagisa]

nop

[josenybx16]

i know u not gay lol

[nycgangbanger]

This is funny. However, I feel bad for people who chose to suffer in sobriety rather than enjoy the mind altering effects of readily available substances.

[TruNigga07]

hes funny but got no energy bout him

[ashtonnesmith]

well for a tru nigga I doubt anyone has enough energy about them other than Lil Jon .

[TruNigga07]

make sense

[img921]

LOL, that was great.

[WeXiCoN2010]

cocoa puffs :P

[BlasttHardCheese]

I saw him do this bit... He was on a USO tour and came to my base. It was a little Naval Air Facility called Atsugi.

We deployed soon after, and those of us who saw him kept repeating the "look, I know you're not gay, but..." good times

[mapastor87]

yo i know ur not gay... funny S@$

[Malfait]

we got brownies, cocoa puffs

[morningperson86]

...8 hours go by and they don't blink, STAB 'EM! That's not your friend anymore...

lol

[ZephyrKid360]

This guy is the funniest man!!

[ashtonnesmith]

word!

[bambifalls]

LOL TOO FUNY

[The10TrickPony]

Is that Jerry seinfeld and george lopez in the audience at 1:57 or just people that resemble them.

[Chnamanjx]

Naw it's Mencia taking notes.

[mzgranger]

funny. great job!

[bigalez]

look i know your not gay ey ey where you goin LOL

[billythehick]

excellent

[Feesharp9er]

5 of um!!