So a mother is pregnant to triplets a man shoots her 3 times in the stomach a week after they all turn 13 1 pees and says I tinkled a bullet a week after the other one says the same thing the boy of the three says mommie I was playing around and I shot the dog pass it around
this guy told me to screw off and i told him if you have a problem with me talk to my assistant Hernandez.......... he said what . so i said know Hernandez ,
And Im like "Wtf?" and she is like "Omg?" and Im like "WTF!?" and she is like "OMG!?!?" and I'm like "I have a big dick!" and she is all like "OMG! WTF!?" :D
It's been 2 months BUT I refuse to give up! I was away at camp when i Won the question on Last Friday Night.. So I must have replied to late because i never got the shirt and CD :( I'm a huge fan who actually won one of thesse contests finally after replying so many times... I just hope Dave Days can get to this before i lose hope :) im posting on every video
i had a gorilla it was big fat hairy and smelly, well one day my gorilla broke loose from it's cage i was searching around the naborhood looking for it
i couldnt find it :{ then one day i was looking for my long lost gorilla well... i didnt see my gorilla i seen your mother i was like damn that kan be a good ass replacement threw that bitch in my cage and i had her for five yrs if your mom is lost i might have her ~thats if she look like a gorilla~...........
ur mama is so poor when robbers got in her house they left money...ur mama is so poor she takes the toilet paper to dry......ur mama's so fat when she turned back it was her birthday
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Stupid jokes not even funny I was shot when u told me those jokes to bad u didn't kill me so I didn't have to hear the rest hears joke for you knock knock who's there you you who you suck at telling jokes
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
Hahaha this is hilarious! My stomache's about to rupture from laughing, nice job dude ;) Hey, if you guys need a place to go to cool down after this laugh fest, hit up my band's page Stand By Your Anchors. Trust me, it will help :)
I fell sad about saing this but that was .................bad.......really...really ..bad the five your talk more sake then that it was better thanks your up was like hahahaha that so funny as crap
Three men walk into a cave, and hear a voice from the back. "I'm coming to get you! And I'm going to eat you!" The first man runs away. They hear the voice again. "I'm getting closer! And I'm going to eat you!" The second man runs away. The voice comes once more. "I've nearly got you! And I'm going to eat you!" The last man bravely walks on. And at the very back of the cave, he finds a small boy picking his nose.
How many what (?) does it take to screw in a light bulb? I tried three times to try and understand what the hell you are saying with no success.I suggest you look up the word enunciation.This was some really lame shit.Ten thumbs down!
Fail!!!!,!!
ryedowning 7 minutes ago
knock knock
who there
this shit not funny
kwamemali 4 days ago
What do you call two oranges kissing?
Orange crush hehehe
Bluntblowerweezy 1 week ago
How the fuck did a revolver turn into an smg??????
ShockEntertainmentt 1 week ago
The only joker here is the uploader for uploading this is 240p :'(
barmybarmy123 2 weeks ago
what did dave said on his last joke can't listen what he is saying in there lol
macPROvideoEditor 2 weeks ago
what do you get when you hng froma tree?
aching arms -.-
stevenblade1 3 weeks ago
is that the douchebag from kassemG's comic-con
Alex121Tyner 1 month ago
Im watching this video on my nook tablet.
animefreak3755 1 month ago
whats the difference between your wife and your job...
after 10 years, your job still sucks.
mountaingoat47 1 month ago
i rofl at the end
ilavander 1 month ago
i wanna punch you so bad
Glovesisgood 1 month ago
So a mother is pregnant to triplets a man shoots her 3 times in the stomach a week after they all turn 13 1 pees and says I tinkled a bullet a week after the other one says the same thing the boy of the three says mommie I was playing around and I shot the dog pass it around
zdrolblox 1 month ago
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@hazerdous617 Yeah? I sold your mom for $20.
TheHealerIzAwesome 1 month ago
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10 facts in the world
1.you are reading this comment
2. you are reading that these are stupid facts
4. you are realizing i skipped 3 and you are checking now
6. you are smiling and see theres no 5
7. you are still reading this comment
9. you don't realize i skipped 8
10. you are checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again
11. you are enjoying this you probably didn't notice there was only supposed to be
dedo1222 2 months ago
LAME
bslkml1 2 months ago
When I wrote "lol" in the search bar 3 years ago, this appeared.
Now, League of Legends appears and other shit :(
OneLoveLegija 2 months ago
then if its supposed to be lame bitch then y u complaining
kaylarockin1260 2 months ago
When you feel lonely,cheer up! just go to the mirror and say
"Shit! I'm really so cute!"
You'll overcome your sadness.
But don't make it a habit liars go to hell!.
FallingSky7 2 months ago
A horse walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Why the long face?"
top10bnker 2 months ago
shut up we get the joke
thehomerun25 2 months ago
I sold your butthole for five bucks
hazardous617 2 months ago
LAME!!!!!!!!!! I SKIPPED THE PARTS
kaylarockin1260 2 months ago
@kaylarockin1260 *shocked at your stupidity* that's...that's the point! They're SUPPOSED to be lame!
eclairep 2 months ago
u know..... when i heard gun shots for a minute there i was happy then the fucker came back
tyler79775 2 months ago
2 peanuts walk into a bar... one was assaulted .
treezown4eva 2 months ago
16 seconds into it was enough for me. GAY!
thebluefus 3 months ago
how much cocaine did charlie sheen take?
enough to kill two and a half men
mountaingoat47 3 months ago 9
@mountaingoat47 HAHAHA!
AnimeOrigamiable 3 months ago
How many people does it take to make a weird video?
two
Thumbs up if that was funny
6442kityue 3 months ago
@6442kityue suckish.
ZzzTiredGuyzzZ 3 months ago
@6442kityue Nope not funny
dannycamilleri 2 months ago
i would like to shuv an shellfish up your ass now that shit is funny
ghostrileyx 3 months ago
You were stoned wernt you XD im kiddin
deathnotefan75 3 months ago
wife:whisper dirty things in my ear
husband:dishes,bathroom,living room
THUMBS UP IF THATS FUNNY!!!
MrDevonj71 3 months ago 32
Yo Momma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
nevermindthefury 3 months ago
AhahahahAhahahahahahaha!!!! I really dnt get iht.....
dionmahn 3 months ago
lmao I love the music that plays after every joke. lol.
zomgseriosuly 3 months ago
240p.....we meet again!
MrFajitas101 3 months ago
ur friend looks like rob pattinson... thats the joke
archuletarox321 3 months ago
this guy told me to screw off and i told him if you have a problem with me talk to my assistant Hernandez.......... he said what . so i said know Hernandez ,
Hernandez on my dick.
TheMafiaman224 3 months ago
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Dumb dumb dumb
jereokemovie 3 months ago
A Baby Seal walks into a Club...
TumisHumis 3 months ago 2
what do you call an ginger prostitute?
orange pay as you go LOL
darkassasin905 3 months ago
hi
jackhankin991 3 months ago
Thumds up is ur face was doing this o__o the whole video
MissEpicFail22 3 months ago
what the definition of crule puttin a blide man in a round room and telling him his dinners in the corner
MrTwhale1990 3 months ago
hahahaha
javierxrtd 3 months ago
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yo amvaca iam sorry for being mean to you on the computer will you axept my
apology
shadowzjp 3 months ago
yo amvaca iam sorry for being mean to you on the computer will you axept my
apology
shadowzjp 3 months ago
@shadowzjp sure
amvaca 1 month ago
yo amvaca your joke is NOT funny but iam not trying to be mean
shadowzjp 3 months ago
ALL of your gus jokes are good
shadowzjp 3 months ago
wow that flat mate one is good plz reply
shadowzjp 4 months ago
why did the lizard cross the road ? to see his flat mate
shadowzjp 4 months ago
what has four wheels and flies?
a garbage truck
JxT1957 4 months ago 32
yo mama is so fat not even dora can explore her hahahaha thumbs up if it is funny
amvaca 4 months ago
@amvaca ... HAHAHAHA my dislike buttons stuck. damn...
terrybooger 3 months ago
why ask for thumbs up??? it's like asking people to laugh!!!
Divingforfun96 4 months ago
YO MAMA so black people call her eyes n a smile thumbs up if u think its funny hahaha!!!!!!!!
redwire2155 4 months ago
Yo so ugly that when you was born your mum was like, "aww our treasure" and you dad was like, "yes.......lets bury it." thumbs up if thats funny!!!!!
dude321ization 4 months ago
not cool
Hilda763 4 months ago
@TheDeerHunt3r hell no that fag can go kill himself
kaossspawn99 4 months ago
hater
ty6190ripsticker 4 months ago
@ty6190ripsticker take your complaining else where
kaossspawn99 4 months ago
And Im like "Wtf?" and she is like "Omg?" and Im like "WTF!?" and she is like "OMG!?!?" and I'm like "I have a big dick!" and she is all like "OMG! WTF!?" :D
DestructionAMV1 4 months ago
What did osama say to the funny terrorists? You the bomb
XWHITEoKNIGHTX19 4 months ago
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It's been 2 months BUT I refuse to give up! I was away at camp when i Won the question on Last Friday Night.. So I must have replied to late because i never got the shirt and CD :( I'm a huge fan who actually won one of thesse contests finally after replying so many times... I just hope Dave Days can get to this before i lose hope :) im posting on every video
SameDifference15 4 months ago
whats the food codeword for penies and cum
bangers and mash
999joyboy 4 months ago
WHAT DID THE PENIES SAY TO THE VAGINA
SOMTHING SMELLS FISHEY
999joyboy 4 months ago
what did the penies say to te condom cover me im going in
999joyboy 4 months ago
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can ANYONE please tell me what that song is called @ 1:21 PLLLEEASSEEEE
Dragunoverkill 5 months ago
can ANYONE please tell me what that song is called @ 1:24 PLLLEEASSEEEE
Dragunoverkill 5 months ago
Stupid
End0987612 5 months ago
dylansprous4eva thats funny!!!!!! :D lol
LadyLoveOdora 5 months ago
You're Mum Is so ugly she made freddy kurger have nightmares, Thumbs up if it;s funny!
Dylansprous4eva 5 months ago
Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself. Thumbs up if thats funny xD
vickiftw 5 months ago
what did the kamakaze teacher tell his students? pay attention, im only gonna do this once :D
ArchAngel9190 5 months ago
why are stuiped jokes so funny?
RobotAndRobot 5 months ago
oh dave... x)
msoccerchick555 5 months ago
yo mama so poor that the refregerater's not pluged in
247Lopez 5 months ago
HERES A FUNNY ASS JOKE HERE IT GO
i had a gorilla it was big fat hairy and smelly, well one day my gorilla broke loose from it's cage i was searching around the naborhood looking for it
i couldnt find it :{ then one day i was looking for my long lost gorilla well... i didnt see my gorilla i seen your mother i was like damn that kan be a good ass replacement threw that bitch in my cage and i had her for five yrs if your mom is lost i might have her ~thats if she look like a gorilla~...........
PRINCE12170038 5 months ago
ur momma so fat when she walked in front of the TV i missed my entire show
rofl thumbs up if you think thats funny
PRINCE12170038 5 months ago
Wow how the fk i get here???.. oh sorry.. i searched "Terrible jokes" and u guys showed up wow. no wonder...
XxPriXxLILWeezyXx 5 months ago
how do i call an oyster who steal pearls??? he's a motherfucking thiiieefff!!
bbdamur17 5 months ago
what has four wheels and flies?
a garbage truck
JxT1957 5 months ago
Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A. Because its finger licking good!
katie89065 5 months ago
you're so poor, the doctor said take a seat, you took the seat home
gul091 5 months ago
1:05 the guitar used in bed intruder sunny d and double rainbow :D its so great that song...
realdzoom 5 months ago
ur mama is so poor when robbers got in her house they left money...ur mama is so poor she takes the toilet paper to dry......ur mama's so fat when she turned back it was her birthday
xenix146 5 months ago
that was so funny
jkelly4561 5 months ago
lololololololololol..LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL..lololololololololol
L A W L , L A W L , L A W L , L A W L
mcksvnssn1 5 months ago
Extremely Funny Jokes!! LOL?! <<<<< the only thing funny is that u used this title
smoggzy 5 months ago
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"
thumbs up if thats funny!!!
dannycamilleri 5 months ago 42
@dannycamilleri ahahahaahahahhahhahahahahaahahaahhah omg!!!!! THUMBS UP INDEED nice 1
shortRSvideoz 5 months ago
@dannycamilleri that is funny my name is bob
SportzClothes 3 months ago
ur mama is so stupid that if she trows a rock to the ground she missis
apekoppeke3 5 months ago
@apekoppeke3 Wow you are not one to call someone stupid because almost every word in that sentence was spelled incorrectly,
~Stay in school kids, it helps!~
bloodspilla55 5 months ago
Hahaha I'm laughing at all the people who are saying his jokes suck. Hahahah uh guys, that's the point.. -_-
afggal16 5 months ago
Here's a joke:
What is obtained by mixing poodles and bulldog?
Poodle fall eyes
:D
HowTo000 5 months ago
do know what my favorite part was?.........when i hit the dislike button : l
bearguyful 5 months ago
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OakleySweatcne 5 months ago
the bar needs more dislikes to look like a dart vaders light saber
CazyMapler 5 months ago
i couldnt stop laughing at the orange joke
cmcEmerald 5 months ago
omg i remember watching this in 08
MistaHooong 5 months ago
Oh my days.. People are taking this seriously -.-
PuppettheMuppet1 5 months ago
Stupid jokes not even funny I was shot when u told me those jokes to bad u didn't kill me so I didn't have to hear the rest hears joke for you knock knock who's there you you who you suck at telling jokes
tripplej98 5 months ago
GO WATCHTHIS NOW!!! FUCKING HILARIOUS youtube.com/user/DeehouseTV
papasmurftrick 5 months ago
u nigga look at yo small dick max weibel
TheSkitzs 5 months ago
My Wang is 12 foot long...
Thumbs up if you like this joke!!!
Gatlun 5 months ago 2
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
TheMegamabi 5 months ago
Why can't this comment get thumbs up?
CamaroFan854 5 months ago
Omg, the music at the end is the same music that MCR use for their BLI/nd Fact News stuff.
MCRwriterwickedfreak 5 months ago
the best part of this video is when i click the dislike button
mamadukesbaybeh 5 months ago
Sorry to say these are not sunny
BeccaTT2095 5 months ago
yo mamma so fat she has more chins than a chineese phone book thumbs up if u think thats funny
will17t0 5 months ago
wut?...no "why is 6 afraid of 7 joke?" i thought for sure that wuld be in the vid somewhere...
Kasume666 5 months ago
I rate 5 stares lol
Jaemw3 5 months ago
Here's one:
What has a head, a mouth, spits on everything, and plays peekaboo with 2 year old girls?
Your Redneck Dad when he isn't drunk. What'd you think I'd say? PERVERT!
hyde1010101 6 months ago
Here's one.
What has 36 feet and can't move. A: The Detroit Lions
niggergotswag 6 months ago
you lost your talent after your second video
xxNeYTiRi13xx 6 months ago
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ur mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it hahahahahahaha
thumbs if u think its funny!!!
626BoneThugz 6 months ago 22
@626BoneThugz Yo momma is so fat, she sweats in December. Imagine what she smells like in May.. lol
antwonsright 6 months ago
@626BoneThugz hey nice man
burningwolf151 5 months ago
heey! your from the parady of baby right?!!?
lilangieDawn13 6 months ago
i know a better one:
What do you've got to do if he this guy throw a grenade at you.
Pull the pin out of it and throw it back.
knorne300 6 months ago
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Guy: wanna hear a joke about my penis? nevermind its too long.
Girl: wanna hear a joke about my vagina? nevermind you wont get it.
oneB4daSSd0nut 6 months ago
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your jokes are rubbish
Cheeky1monkey1 6 months ago
your jokes are rubbish
Cheeky1monkey1 6 months ago
your a fuckin retard. dont put a joking video on here unless your actually funnny. noob!
2kelleebabe 6 months ago
@2kelleebabe THey weren't SUPPOST to be funny! Gawdd
SweetlyToxic73 6 months ago
@Borrachocochino you are a donkey ass b*tch
CallMeMonkey98 6 months ago
you fucking suck donkey ass
borrachocochino 6 months ago
i dont see his future as a comidian
ephraimduke 6 months ago
hahaha yeah that was pretty funny... NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP!
FunnySkatingDudes 6 months ago
his friend is like "wtf ok then"..
123insideout321 6 months ago
nope
sekeyt232 6 months ago
that was not me...
TheBlancawabble 6 months ago
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
codeman72295 6 months ago
What's the deffrents between my my and mum
I DONT F****** NO MABY GO ASK MY MUM U DUM FACE JKJK
Mickey1234307 6 months ago
here is a joke for u
what kind of bees like milk??
BOOBIES
how do u scare a bee?
BOO BEE
lilmissdramaqueen25 6 months ago
messed up joke but:..
what's the difference between Jews and Boy-scouts..
Boy-scouts actually come back from their camps
whoareubobby 6 months ago
@whoareubobby lol
ArchAngel9190 6 months ago
@whoareubobby no just no...
TheWWElover123 6 months ago
whats the difference between camping and molestation??????
IDK but u wanna go camping with me again next weekend? ROFL XD
dakota110195 6 months ago
I had headphones turned up loud at end :(
DGlitchR 6 months ago
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Here's a stupid joke that has no connection with the connection...
Says husband to wife: Did you cook lunch
No, and I was there ... heheh
Lets laught at joke ...
hahahahaahahahah
HowTo000 6 months ago
Grüße Fräulein, Sturm-Verbot-Führer, listen and share Aiken Waterman
subfusion01 6 months ago
Lol
unkown6543 6 months ago
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soOo ... Do i have to laugh??
mrmega54 6 months ago
What do you do if you wanna catch Hitler's bus?
Hail Hitler!
iwavemyprivateparts 6 months ago
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
AngelinaLoveFan333 6 months ago
whats greenand smells of pork?
kirmits fingers.
mrloveplums 6 months ago
a dyslexic man walks into a bra... :)
flpsyco03 6 months ago
Hahaha this is hilarious! My stomache's about to rupture from laughing, nice job dude ;) Hey, if you guys need a place to go to cool down after this laugh fest, hit up my band's page Stand By Your Anchors. Trust me, it will help :)
StandByYourAnchorsTV 6 months ago
I fell sad about saing this but that was .................bad.......really...really ..bad the five your talk more sake then that it was better thanks your up was like hahahaha that so funny as crap
dazco7 6 months ago
THE FIRST JOKE WAS HORRIBLE THE REST JUST SUCKED ASS
THEFINESTSOCCERPLAY 6 months ago
0:24 i call it theif
1:16 over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thesancezzz 6 months ago
omg
97joban 6 months ago
ahahah Shellfish.. ahahahah!!...
legor420 6 months ago
i didnt laugh 1nce
FloopyProductions 6 months ago
i thought the first one was a black oyster
canadaismadeofanuses 6 months ago
heer is a joke for ya how is this video retarted? because your in it
dxjdog 6 months ago
Someone plz explain the lisnova joke with the lightbulbs. I don't get it. Plz explain
Newyorkergirl27 6 months ago
@Newyorkergirl27 he's saying he gets to screw lisanova...
oliveyou1996 6 months ago
zZTrickShotZz 6 months ago
bull shit
12kaioken 6 months ago
How many what (?) does it take to screw in a light bulb? I tried three times to try and understand what the hell you are saying with no success.I suggest you look up the word enunciation.This was some really lame shit.Ten thumbs down!
BANANADAIQURI 6 months ago
This kinda of jokes are for retards =)) " how do you call a blabla bla " ...
bogdan21cm 6 months ago
can anyone tell me name of starting music ,heard it in many vids
GameDoctor21 6 months ago
how many cock rouches dose it take to screw in a lightbuld
cant tell they scatter when the lights come on hahahahah
itachiandsaske 6 months ago
wtf,what noise you make at 1:48
MrLueroix 6 months ago
the noise he makes at 1:47 lol <3
graysekate1 6 months ago
the 3rd is my fav.
what829 6 months ago
the 2ed joke is just retard
what829 6 months ago
thumbs up if your watching this in 2011
0irule01 6 months ago 2
you are so funny!! LOL!! LOTS OF LAUGH!!!
spinkalien 6 months ago
lol your hilarious
princesnemo123 6 months ago
lol the comments are funnyer then this guy
orca508 6 months ago
all of your videos not funny
larinzeo 6 months ago
stop your not funny
larinzeo 6 months ago
are they high?
exmachin3 6 months ago