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  • Fail!!!!,!!

  • knock knock

    who there

    this shit not funny

  • What do you call two oranges kissing?

    Orange crush hehehe

  • How the fuck did a revolver turn into an smg??????

  • The only joker here is the uploader for uploading this is 240p :'(

  • what did dave said on his last joke can't listen what he is saying in there lol

  • what do you get when you hng froma tree?

    aching arms -.-

  • is that the douchebag from kassemG's comic-con

    

  • Im watching this video on my nook tablet.

  • whats the difference between your wife and your job...

    after 10 years, your job still sucks.

  • i rofl at the end

  • i wanna punch you so bad

  • So a mother is pregnant to triplets a man shoots her 3 times in the stomach a week after they all turn 13 1 pees and says I tinkled a bullet a week after the other one says the same thing the boy of the three says mommie I was playing around and I shot the dog pass it around

  • LAME

  • When I wrote "lol" in the search bar 3 years ago, this appeared.

    Now, League of Legends appears and other shit :(

  • then if its supposed to be lame bitch then y u complaining

  • When you feel lonely,cheer up! just go to the mirror and say

    "Shit! I'm really so cute!"

    You'll overcome your sadness.

    But don't make it a habit liars go to hell!.

  • A horse walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Why the long face?"

  • shut up we get the joke

  • I sold your butthole for five bucks

  • LAME!!!!!!!!!! I SKIPPED THE PARTS

  • @kaylarockin1260 *shocked at your stupidity* that's...that's the point! They're SUPPOSED to be lame!

  • u know..... when i heard gun shots for a minute there i was happy then the fucker came back

  • 2 peanuts walk into a bar... one was assaulted .

  • 16 seconds into it was enough for me. GAY!

  • how much cocaine did charlie sheen take?

    enough to kill two and a half men

  • @mountaingoat47 HAHAHA!

  • How many people does it take to make a weird video?

    two

    Thumbs up if that was funny

  • @6442kityue  suckish.

  • @6442kityue Nope not funny

  • i would like to shuv an shellfish up your ass now that shit is funny

  • You were stoned wernt you XD im kiddin

  • wife:whisper dirty things in my ear

    husband:dishes,bathroom,living room

    THUMBS UP IF THATS FUNNY!!!

  • Yo Momma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

  • AhahahahAhahahahahahaha!!!! I really dnt get iht.....

  • lmao I love the music that plays after every joke. lol.

  • 240p.....we meet again!

  • ur friend looks like rob pattinson... thats the joke

  • this guy told me to screw off and i told him if you have a problem with me talk to my assistant Hernandez.......... he said what . so i said know Hernandez ,

    Hernandez on my dick.

  • A Baby Seal walks into a Club...

  • what do you call an ginger prostitute?

    orange pay as you go LOL

  • hi

    

  • Thumds up is ur face was doing this o__o the whole video

  • what the definition of crule puttin a blide man in a round room and telling him his dinners in the corner

  • hahahaha

  • yo amvaca iam sorry for being mean to you on the computer will you axept my

    apology

  • @shadowzjp sure

  • yo amvaca your joke is NOT funny but iam not trying to be mean

  • ALL of your  gus jokes are good

  • wow that flat mate one is good plz reply

  • why did the lizard cross the road ? to see his flat mate

  • what has four wheels and flies?

    a garbage truck

  • yo mama is so fat not even dora can explore her hahahaha thumbs up if it is funny

  • @amvaca ... HAHAHAHA my dislike buttons stuck. damn...

  • why ask for thumbs up??? it's like asking people to laugh!!!

  • YO MAMA so black people call her eyes n a smile thumbs up if u think its funny hahaha!!!!!!!!

  • Yo so ugly that when you was born your mum was like, "aww our treasure" and you dad was like, "yes.......lets bury it." thumbs up if thats funny!!!!!

  • not cool

  • @TheDeerHunt3r hell no that fag can go kill himself

  • hater

  • @ty6190ripsticker take your complaining else where

  • And Im like "Wtf?" and she is like "Omg?" and Im like "WTF!?" and she is like "OMG!?!?" and I'm like "I have a big dick!" and she is all like "OMG! WTF!?" :D

  • What did osama say to the funny terrorists? You the bomb

  • whats the food codeword for penies and cum

    bangers and mash

  • WHAT DID THE PENIES SAY TO THE VAGINA

    SOMTHING SMELLS FISHEY

  • what did the penies say to te condom cover me im going in

  • can ANYONE please tell me what that song is called @ 1:24 PLLLEEASSEEEE

  • Stupid

  • dylansprous4eva thats funny!!!!!! :D lol

  • You're Mum Is so ugly she made freddy kurger have nightmares, Thumbs up if it;s funny!

  • Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself. Thumbs up if thats funny xD

  • what did the kamakaze teacher tell his students? pay attention, im only gonna do this once :D

  • why are stuiped jokes so funny?

  • oh dave... x)

  • yo mama so poor that the refregerater's not pluged in

  • HERES A FUNNY ASS JOKE HERE IT GO

    i had a gorilla it was big fat hairy and smelly, well one day my gorilla broke loose from it's cage i was searching around the naborhood looking for it

    i couldnt find it :{ then one day i was looking for my long lost gorilla well... i didnt see my gorilla i seen your mother i was like damn that kan be a good ass replacement threw that bitch in my cage and i had her for five yrs if your mom is lost i might have her ~thats if she look like a gorilla~...........

  • ur momma so fat when she walked in front of the TV i missed my entire show

    rofl thumbs up if you think thats funny

  • Wow how the fk i get here???.. oh sorry.. i searched "Terrible jokes" and u guys showed up wow. no wonder...

  • how do i call an oyster who steal pearls??? he's a motherfucking thiiieefff!!

  • what has four wheels and flies?

    a garbage truck

  • Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?

    A. Because its finger licking good!

  • you're so poor, the doctor said take a seat, you took the seat home

  • 1:05 the guitar used in bed intruder sunny d and double rainbow :D its so great that song...

  • ur mama is so poor when robbers got in her house they left money...ur mama is so poor she takes the toilet paper to dry......ur mama's so fat when she turned back it was her birthday

  • that was so funny 

  • lololololololololol..LOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOL..lololololololololo­l

    L A W L , L A W L , L A W L , L A W L

  • Extremely Funny Jokes!! LOL?! <<<<< the only thing funny is that u used this title

  • Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

    thumbs up if thats funny!!!

  • @dannycamilleri ahahahaahahahhahhahahahahaahah­aahhah omg!!!!! THUMBS UP INDEED nice 1

  • @dannycamilleri that is funny my name is bob

  • ur mama is so stupid that if she trows a rock to the ground she missis

  • @apekoppeke3 Wow you are not one to call someone stupid because almost every word in that sentence was spelled incorrectly,

    ~Stay in school kids, it helps!~

  • Hahaha I'm laughing at all the people who are saying his jokes suck. Hahahah uh guys, that's the point.. -_-

  • Here's a joke:

    What is obtained by mixing poodles and bulldog?

    Poodle fall eyes

    :D

  • do know what my favorite part was?.........when i hit the dislike button : l

  • the bar needs more dislikes to look like a dart vaders light saber

  • i couldnt stop laughing at the orange joke

  • omg i remember watching this in 08

  • Oh my days.. People are taking this seriously -.-

  • Stupid jokes not even funny I was shot when u told me those jokes to bad u didn't kill me so I didn't have to hear the rest hears joke for you knock knock who's there you you who you suck at telling jokes

  • GO WATCHTHIS NOW!!! FUCKING HILARIOUS youtube.com/user/DeehouseTV

  • u nigga look at yo small dick max weibel

  • My Wang is 12 foot long...

    Thumbs up if you like this joke!!!

  • Why can't this comment get thumbs up?

  • Omg, the music at the end is the same music that MCR use for their BLI/nd Fact News stuff.

  • the best part of this video is when i click the dislike button

  • Sorry to say these are not sunny

  • yo mamma so fat she has more chins than a chineese phone book thumbs up if u think thats funny

  • wut?...no "why is 6 afraid of 7 joke?" i thought for sure that wuld be in the vid somewhere...

  • I rate 5 stares lol

  • Here's one:

    What has a head, a mouth, spits on everything, and plays peekaboo with 2 year old girls?

    Your Redneck Dad when he isn't drunk. What'd you think I'd say? PERVERT!

  • Here's one.

    What has 36 feet and can't move. A: The Detroit Lions

  • you lost your talent after your second video

  • @626BoneThugz Yo momma is so fat, she sweats in December. Imagine what she smells like in May.. lol

  • @626BoneThugz hey nice man

  • heey! your from the parady of baby right?!!?

  • i know a better one:

    What do you've got to do if he this guy throw a grenade at you.

    Pull the pin out of it and throw it back.

  • your jokes are rubbish

  • your a fuckin retard. dont put a joking video on here unless your actually funnny. noob!

  • @2kelleebabe THey weren't SUPPOST to be funny! Gawdd

  • @Borrachocochino you are a donkey ass b*tch

  • you fucking suck donkey ass

  • i dont see his future as a comidian

  • hahaha yeah that was pretty funny... NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  • his friend is like "wtf ok then"..

  • nope

  • that was not me...

  • What's the deffrents between my my and mum

    I DONT F****** NO MABY GO ASK MY MUM U DUM FACE JKJK

  • here is a joke for u

    what kind of bees like milk??

    BOOBIES

    how do u scare a bee?

    BOO BEE

  • messed up joke but:..

    what's the difference between Jews and Boy-scouts..

    Boy-scouts actually come back from their camps

  • @whoareubobby lol

  • @whoareubobby no just no...

  • whats the difference between camping and molestation??????

    IDK but u wanna go camping with me again next weekend? ROFL XD

  • I had headphones turned up loud at end :(

  • Grüße Fräulein, Sturm-Verbot-Führer, listen and share Aiken Waterman

  • Lol

  • What do you do if you wanna catch Hitler's bus?

    Hail Hitler!

  • whats greenand smells of pork?

    kirmits fingers.

  • a dyslexic man walks into a bra... :)

  • Hahaha this is hilarious! My stomache's about to rupture from laughing, nice job dude ;) Hey, if you guys need a place to go to cool down after this laugh fest, hit up my band's page Stand By Your Anchors. Trust me, it will help :)

  • I fell sad about saing this but that was .................bad.......rea­lly...really ..bad the five your talk more sake then that it was better thanks your up was like hahahaha that so funny as crap

  • THE FIRST JOKE WAS HORRIBLE THE REST JUST SUCKED ASS

  • 0:24 i call it theif

    1:16 over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • omg

  • ahahah Shellfish.. ahahahah!!...

  • i didnt laugh 1nce

  • i thought the first one was a black oyster

  • heer is a joke for ya how is this video retarted? because your in it

  • Someone plz explain the lisnova joke with the lightbulbs. I don't get it. Plz explain

  • @Newyorkergirl27 he's saying he gets to screw lisanova...

  • Three men walk into a cave, and hear a voice from the back. "I'm coming to get you! And I'm going to eat you!" The first man runs away. They hear the voice again. "I'm getting closer! And I'm going to eat you!" The second man runs away. The voice comes once more. "I've nearly got you! And I'm going to eat you!" The last man bravely walks on. And at the very back of the cave, he finds a small boy picking his nose.
  • bull shit

  • How many what (?) does it take to screw in a light bulb? I tried three times to try and understand what the hell you are saying with no success.I suggest you look up the word enunciation.This was some really lame shit.Ten thumbs down!

  • This kinda of jokes are for retards =)) " how do you call a blabla bla " ...

  • can anyone tell me name of starting music ,heard it in many vids

  • how many cock rouches dose it take to screw in a lightbuld

    cant tell they scatter when the lights come on hahahahah

  • wtf,what noise you make at 1:48

  • the noise he makes at 1:47 lol <3

  • the 3rd is my fav.

  • the 2ed joke is just retard

  • thumbs up if your watching this in 2011

  • you are so funny!! LOL!! LOTS OF LAUGH!!!

  • lol your hilarious

  • lol the comments are funnyer then this guy

  • all of your videos not funny 

  • stop your not funny

  • are they high?