Let's Read about Survival Kids

[attackthem5]

stick there's a stick

clam not safe to ate the clam

[PowerXeta]

wow, weebl, your voice has SURE cleared up

[Weegee905]

"A big wave suddenly-OH EM GEE!!- struck the boat."

[UniversalLlama]

I just love how he pronounces SCRAPEING.

[mrmorozov9]

He should use that voice more often, that was amazing.

[Goldbloodeddragon]

It took me a bit to realize that the text wasn't added in by Retsupurae. This is so much funnier now.

[debluemonkey]

I played this game! It is awesome!

[KokoroNoSama]

diabeetus should be the narrator for every rpg.

[Phicklebee]

I love Diabeetus' voice, like seriously..

[RobotKing27]

That game actually looks interesting. Is It available on vc?

[Scoutacris]

Titanic Style? Wow, what an ass.

[MoonIMover]

This is y'all's best video. :-D

[Dellazice]

That was beautiful man.

[ndjohnsrud]

there's a treebarkTREEBARKgot the treebark

[FoolyCoolyMabase]

WHY DOES HE STOP BEING FUNCTIONALLY RETARDED WHEN HE READS THE INGAME TEXT?!?!?

[MagicKoopaMarc]

@FoolyCoolyMabase hes putting emphasis on the fact that the lper, orion, used WMM to do this.

[ChillDudeSixtyNine]

Now i can't read movie maker text without reading it in that voice.

[eggbandicoot6]

game over at the start of the fucking game

[JacobTails123]

Theres a clam

Safe t-

Got the clam

[SylvanLynch]

What was going through this fucker's mind? "OH, this game's really text-heavy, and I don't have a mic, but I really, really need to show the Internet my wit, so I'll just lay the default Windows Movie Maker settings over it, and then explain the plot twice for them."

[UltimateZ5]

Diabetus should do books on tape, using both voices.

[PKrockin]

This is an awesome game actually

[Togain]

Whmm equals bracket. xD

[HubbaLD]

whummmm equals..... Bracket oh em geeeee

[HubbaLD]

whummmm equals..... Bracket oh em geeeee

[HubbaLD]

whummmm equals..... Bracket

[omfg0teh0greatizzle]

WHUMMEQUALS...BRACKET

[TimeDawg]

That's awesome. I love how monotone all of the menus were. "There's a stick."

[jojomon91]

A BIG WAVE SUDDENLY OMG! XD

[trixi0n]

this is ooooooooooooooold!!! god, it was funny the first 40867193274691325 times.

[Akindigrocks2]

This can't be real it just isn't I refuse to believe this is this guy's actual voice

[iWinxtehxinternets]

Hands down, the funniest retard accent ever.

[Droxy19]

Hearing Orion talk makes me sad....very sad. x.x (x dot x)

[YourProfessor]

something tells me OrionXIII sounds exactly like that

[Ziiiv]

Yes you heard a msn noise deal with it d colon less-than sign.

[SecretSpetsnaz]

Hha who was reading the in game text? That was funny!!

[karitheninja]

Lol "Scrapeing"

[SSJ3raditz]

hi pokemon

[tenlong666]

Is this lper for real?

[purpleliciouslyblack]

Hey resuplay whats the name of this guys channel?? i wanna see more retarded videos.

[Kissanruoka4400]

RETSPRRRRRRRRRRRAYYYYY DISS GAYYYYYYMMMMEE.... wow well this pretty much sums it all up.

[Sephariel]

My favorite RP, it's just so awesome.

[OriginalTopRooster]

There's a tree bark tree bark got the tree bark.

[iamahedgehog]

There's a clam. Safe to eat r HMM CLAM SOUNDS GOOD RIGHT NOW chomp

ate the clam my stomach's bloatelost the clam.

[ShadowRules]

There's a clam, now safe to- got the clam.

[havvyweponsman]

I never knew Diabeetus was such an expert anime VA.

[bitpeg]

Your retard impression made me punch something in the neck.

[paulwall47]

There's an LP (Watch, Leave)

Watched the LP

"Well, that wasn't very good"

Lost the LP

"Oh, I'm going numb..."

[DjLizard0]

@paulwall47 D...damn.

[lightdiviner]

Diabetus wins again. that pretty much wraps up that summery.... and

ECKS-DOT-ECKS!!!!

[mulemulerton]

I jerk off to Diabeetus' voice

[newpageone]

DAD.

[LegendarySock]

Probably the best video ever.

[DivisibleByWaffle]

Diabetus, you should be hired to narrate all video games always.

[DogsAreCoolRight]

The waves..started to swell.

[DancerAngel22]

ear scraping sea....what the hell

[YotaXP]

Love the split personalities!

[spacevampirestudios]

EQUALS D

[ballrawg]

OH NOES EX DOT EX

[tidusmi2]

lol wtf is this?

[EighteenCharacters]

It's a stick.

[tidusmi2]

lol I was referring to the messed up voice

[EighteenCharacters]

Heh... I think it's beetus.

[ahzimantu]

XIII never woke up again...

(i think we need a raft for this kid)

[COTESTHECHAMP9]

Titanic Style!!!

[Moondogg22]

game over man, game over!

[hobolord35]

deal with it d colon less than sign

[T3hWaffleman]

The boat goes down TITANIC STYULL!

[tidus81]

Pure genius!

[REVULSIVE]

UH OHS EX DOT EX

[OfficialMC2]

D COLON LESSTHANSIGN

[TODhaseo]

D:<

[MathiasXII]

D COLON LESS THAN NOTHING

[Quaquecyoe]

He's so happy to find that suprise stick.

[FoolishTyphron]

Goddamn.

[VEKrueger]

everything inside got the knife got the radio got the ITAMGET

[tinkishflowers]

i love it when the text goes too fast for him to read then he just trails off lol :)

[smergibblegibberish]

Is he serious with that voice? (no offense)

[GigaOutrage]

No, it's a joke. Look at some of their other videos.

[VoidReala]

ate the clam

[mattone]

LOL i didn't know hwo to change the color for womb equals bracket.

i lold so fucking hard.

[LethalObjection]

This video is just one of the best you have done because you perfectly match how the guy sounds in all likelihood.

[MisterMittens]

Itemsmergekniferadiomatchwetma­tches

I could use it Iknifeequipequippedtheknife

[Slo888]

TITANIC STYLE!

[jakkk1437]

Who's the person talking that isn't diabetus? Or are they both Diabetus?

[Urpuss]

rofl didn´t know how to change color on text xD

[Gamewitzer]

ECKS DOT ECKS

[supersmithnetwork]

Fucking love this video. Really funny!!

[Quate32]

It's a TreeBark TreeBark Got the TreeBark

[Warad]

There's a feather, An intac- Got the BrdFeather.

[Quate32]

Chomp! Ate the Clam My stomach's bloated Lost the clam.

[Entamrik]

A big wave suddenlyOH EM GEEstruck the boat.

[xGe0x]

I am crying from laughter! :)

I would watch all of this videos if this was the commentary. You guys could not be funnier then this shit. But then again, there's Billy.

[TheBanjoFanboy]

You misspelled Navgtr

[fatman50000]

No, he said Billy.

[TheBanjoFanboy]

Dammit, you're doing it too

:(

[fatman50000]

With good reason, because Billy's vids are funnier.

[TheBanjoFanboy]

I think Navgtr's vids are funnier because you know there were actual "comapnies" involved in the making of them, and that it is impossible for them to make money now, since they were connected to those videos.

Even if you think they are funnier than Navgtr's vids, they need to do another one on Navgtr, for they haven't done one in a while

Androids need love too.

[Impossible3144]

I assume you're being lazy with the descriptions and don't remember what they originally were, which is a shame, because some of them were great. I remember the one for this video, it was something like "Hire this gentleman to sub all foreign films."

[MeltyBloodShiki]

The lack of any segue between the Downs voice and the serious narrator voice gets me every time.

[Xykebthefreak]

Haha "I didn't know how to change the text colour for wmm equals bracket"

[Tagrineth]

Classic.  Just classic.

[Rogueofmv]

Everything insidegottheknifegottheradiogo­tthematches.

UH, ITAM GEEET!

[Xtream3amer]

Thanks... Now I am missing a few thousand brain cells.

[clynsvin123]

who fucking makes a video like that?! NO ONE IS GOING TO READ THAT SHIT

[A6YHUTYFITTUYV7]

Nobody except youtube, and the importance is about the same.

[thunderoustman]

Gotta be honest I did >.>

[carefreew0rld]

same

[captinjingles]

Wait, who was reading the text? Was that Diabetus? Because there was no commentary in the original video.

[GeneralDisarray666]

Yeah sounds like Diabetus was doing both voices he was rushing his speach in the begining

[Ganondork001]

The fuck he said quietly at the end was priceless :P

[posthumanfetus]

@Ganondork:

I didn't even notice that. That's hilarious.

[IHeartMySnes]

Love this video!

Theres a tree bark tree bark got the tree bark.

[Ronnyman]

STICK! YAAAAAAYYYY!!!1

[TheFMC]

Will you do something on it?

[PankeymanProductions]

YES! This is one of my favourite RPs!

[Bladedlightning]

I was going to download the ROM for this game and give it a try, but I'm deathly afraid some random white text is going to pop up on screen and make a bunch of lame jokes.

[carefreew0rld]

yeah, i can't stand it when games have 2 different kinds of text... good game though

[SSoHPKC]

It started to get pretty funny near the middle.

But come on, who the hell thought that would be a good way to LP a game. I've seen them make fun of some LPs/LPers that were at the worst decent who at least had the right idea when it came to recording and stuff, but this guy just crashed and burned.

[SSoHPKC]

People have said that the 'retard' voice might be diabetus or someone else because the original didn't have commentary. If so, then that's just freakin hilarious and creative. If not, then the guy the original author still crashed and burned.

[spacevampirestudios]

It is Diabetus.

[OfficialMC2]

SURPRISE STICK

[Jorylittle]

Damn I got really excited I thought this was a new one.

[fatman50000]

Ah, Survival Kids.

[williamkendrick]

OH EMM GEE

[smithdanger]

The fact that he doesn't know how to change the text color says a lot

[baconkong]

FUCK YEAR

I've been waiting for you guys to upload this one again.