Speedo (classic Australian ad)

[sliat1981]

please, where from guys either wear speedos or they wear shorts. it's no big deal. if a woman can parade around in underwear like swimwear, so can a guy. at our pool it's half-half and nobody gives it a second thought

[BONDILIFE]

such a classic ad! unforgettable!

[colindominy]

Can't get any more AUSSIE than this !! Go SPEEDO !!

[josrafael]

I wear Speedo !

[xaniimax]

that was cute <3 

[simpledudeable]

no-one loves speedo, they just love ass

[TCFan25]

The women look so much hotter wearing these than the skimpy boyish looking swimwear they've got now... I must be a throwback to an earlier generation.

[syncreticJasmeen]

*sigh* That is NOT all Australia is about. I wish people would stop being so proud of the world seeing us as these hedonistic shallow empty-heads! I love a day at the beach as much as the next person, but seriously?

[captainhollaway]

Makes me wanna look up an old "Big M" commercial. That was my favourite show bag!

[HopeRegen]

that chick licking the ice-cream is SUCH a slut...

[TCFan25]

@HopeRegen Its not like its a COCK dude...just a humble ice cream lol!

[jellis4465]

Shark!

[DoubleSlayerXXX]

Best Aussie ad ever. Nothing better sums up up us Aussies then fun, sand & beautiful golden bodies then this commercial. Well done to the makers. And this same song with an updated swimsuit line could again make it a number 1 most watch ad even in this day an age without any trouble what so ever.

[narnyslip]

Yes they were the days! And everybody was happier and care free. Why cant we go back to that erra?

[Olivia6272]

0:43...... only black guy, wearing the brightest shorts. 

[sumgui]

wow... they were alot more lenient with their commercials back in the ...late 80's?

[ichirootaniguchi]

@sumgui lol it was the 80's.

fuck even the 90's wasn't as anal about things now.

you could hear them saying shit. and asshole in PG rated things

[0prahTV]

Damn, people sure were happy back in the 80s.

[jawbraeka]

damn if that isnt a 13 yr old boys wet dream i don't know what is.

[CanadiaNecro1]

yechh! too many females XP

[slugnbozo]

Hell yeah!!! Love :25!

[z0il]

very kitch.. but funny!

[skeilak]

Then and now... There's something about a pretty girl in a one piece, spray-painted on, Speedo suit... *sigh*

Guys, on the other hand, please never wear speedos in public. (unless you really have the body for it. And then don't, because you're just showing off.) Or, unless you're a tri-athlete, or a very serious swimmer.

[jawbraeka]

@skeilak can you please give us some ideas of where we might see it in this flilm clip.

[skeilak]

@jawbraeka : Several places. 00:44, for example.

[datzfast]

@skeilak fuck you

[skeilak]

@datzfast : I get the feeling you'd like to.

[datzfast]

@skeilak dream on bitch

[skeilak]

@datzfast : Sorry, laddie. I prefer the ladies. I'll leave being the bitch to you lads.

[ButrScochMonks]

@skeilak good point

[74917]

@skeilak what about pro fighters, some cage guys used to wear speedos,

what are the specific rules for men showing off??

please educate me

[skeilak]

@74917 : Well, in my humble opinion, if you're smashing a folding chair over someone's head, you can wear whatever you want.

[couchfort]

@skeilak If a girl can strut about with her cunt, tits, and ass all on display (aka "showing off"), I can wear whatever the fuck I want and cuz its only fair. Don't feed me that double standard bullshit. I am not ashamed of my masculine form, and I will not hide it in big poofy clown pants.

[skeilak]

@couchfort

"c**t"? Kind'a hostile and dirty word, isn't it, son?

And if you want to prance around wearing lipstick, eye shadow, your mini-skirt and cute strappy spike-heeled shoes, don't let that double standard bullsh*t stop you, fella.

Besides, who'd want to see a pretty girl in a thong bikini, when they could check out your hairy butt in the same outfit, instead?

[couchfort]

@skeilak "Son", lmao, how old are you? You're a homophobic twat who's insecure with himself and projects those insecurities onto others. And you don't think women like seeing a good looking guy "showing off"? I wear square-leg style briefs, and my very-well female GIRLfriend loves it. Like can't keep her hands off my ass loves it. Bet you don't get that kind of attention being a mopey douchebag in clown pants.

[skeilak]

@couchfort

I have no idea how old you are.

You just sound immature. And rather angry.

You wanna wear a 'banana hammock' out in public, be my guest.

Now, while it's true the only place I've ever seen American men wearing those things, other than in athletic events, is on or about gay beaches, I will tell you that most women I know, think they're "gross".

You're choice, son. Who are you trying to impress?

[couchfort]

@skeilak Stereotyping them as gay, how original. Just because the women you talk to feel that way, doesn't speek for all women. I guarantee those women only really feel that way because they associate them with fat old guys, but if they saw some strapping young lad in one, they might feel a bit different.

You sound like an idiot, and probably aren't a day older than 20, so enough with the "son" shit. And like I said before, my girlfriend loves it, so that answers who I am impressing

[skeilak]

@couchfort

Yes, in America, I do associate speedos with gay men, because I've only seen gay men wearing them.

And I must not be the only one, because if you Google "gay speedo" you'll find about 50 sites dedicated to just that topic.

Sorry if that upsets you, but a fact's a fact.

And I don't know your women, (if any,) but I've never known any that thought straight guys looked 'cool' in bikinis.

So cool your jets, son.

You wanna dress gay? Who's stopping you?

I'm done with this stupidity.

[couchfort]

@skeilak I love the internet tough guy talk, "son". Plenty of REAL women think different than you, "son". Maybe not the bulldykes you hang out with, "son", but a real woman who loves a good looking man ain't got a problem with it, "son".

[couchfort]

@skeilak And just because a good chunk of America is on a homophobic anti-dick binge, doesn't make it right, "son". It's bullshit. A man should not feel ashamed of his body just because he ain't got a drooly flesh hole, "son". That's a fact, "son".

You wanna be an ignoramous? Who's stopping you?

[skeilak]

@couchfort Let's review: Lots of anger and hostility, directed at women: "strut about with her CUNT, tits, and ass all on display" "bulldykes" "drooly flesh hole" - WTF? Men that like women, don't talk like that, son. A remarkable sensitivity to "gay" stuff. Likes to prance around in speedos. Obvious speedo fetish. Says things like: "homophobic anti-dick binge" Claims "REAL" American women like to see men in gay bikinis. Gets all worked up, about this asinine topic. Somethin' ain't right, son.

[couchfort]

@skeilak Obvious troll is obvious. Done feeding you, "son". You can go on being ashamed of your body and call anyone who isn't "gay", but I'm done humoring what a petty pathetic person you are, "son".

[skeilak]

@couchfort :

You're not only ridiculous, son, but you're corny as well, and that's worse.

I haven't been near this channel in 3 months, when you attacked me, out of the blue.

I knew you were a troll, but since you're such a bad one, I decided to just bitch-slap you around for a while, for the lulz.

But since you proved so lame, I can't say it was very entertaining.

Now take your woman-hating, crotch-bulge loving, troll-act elsewhere, my asshurt little amateur.

You're just boring, son.

[ItsMeShelliBelli]

@skeilak - just to add a little support here; most American women do NOT want to see men in a Speedo. Women don't want to be able to see a man's junk outlined like that. The only acceptable Speedo-wearin' occurs at athletic events and then you'd better have a body like Michael Phelps or the ladies will be shielding their eyes!

Now, for gay men- it's a different story!

[skeilak]

@ItsMeShelliBelli

Thank you.

I think that's pretty common knowledge to most Americans.

If you're an Aussie, Brazilian, Russian or French... Different story.

That's how I knew that guy was a troll.

No American guy would argue that point.

[MmeDesgranges]

@skeilak It depends on what culture you grow up in. I grew up on Merewether beach, Newcastle .. Australia. If you are a guy and you wear boardshorts to the beach to swim .. you'd be a total dork. Speedos are the way to go.

Bible belt land locked Americans can wear whatever they want.

[skeilak]

@MmeDesgranges

Didn't I just say that, below?

[MGoose66]

@ItsMeShelliBelli I suppose you believe in Noah's Ark too?

[MisiekNoo]

xDxDxD

[KillerPato619]

Speedo is the best brand of swimwear for ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

Speedo es la mejor del marca en trajes de baño para damas y caballeros, niños y niñas.

[rang3r34]

Sexy! I missed out on this one! Good to get the chance to see it! My favorite 80s sexy commercial was the old Bikini Bare commercial! They would only show it really early in the morning during the aerobics show with Joanie Greggains. Man, did that girl have a HOT ass! I still remember the jingle to this day! Yet I can't find it anywhere!

[buldgingballs]

Don't think I ever saw that one, or else just can't think of it. Other cool sexy 80s ad's that were intoxicating to a teenage boy were the Mellow Yellow ad with Alex Wileman, and the Tarina Spa ad with Elle.

[rang3r34]

@buldgingballs Yeah, few people do. I guess they never gave it much air time! Like I said, the only time I'd see it is really early in the morning. It was a hair removal product. It had a girl in a skimpy bikini showing off her "bikini line" and she'd turn around and show her HOT ass!! The jingle was like, "Bikini Bare! Go for it! Get great skin to show for it! Bikini Bare! LOL! I still remember it! Oh, those were some great commercials you mentioned, my friend!! :) Thanks for your reply!

[thomo74]

It is a Mojo ad for sure!

[roseanne74]

Yep ... the voices give it away

[kellykicksface]

haha my dad wrote that ad and its him singing rad hey :)

[Lawfullmaster]

your full of shit and your dad beats you

[sliat1981]

@kellykicksface yeah right

[peterwalsh27]

Jesus, haven't seen this tv ad since the late 80's at least, hoo-raah for YOUTUBE...

[buldgingballs]

I remember this ad from when I was like 14. Those bikini women really ment alot at that age.

[DickBigs]

you said it mate!!