Sandra Lee- I'm a LUSH LAGOON

[Lisa13245]

"Two shots of vodka"

2 litres later.

[krownzilla]

"Then two shots of vodka *insert a cheshire cat smile then proceeds to pour in two CUPS of vodka*...gotta lllooooovvveee Sandy Lee.

[tiphswang]

I like how she puts it in a shaker, then STIRS it.

[r0ck0nlcrss16]

she puts more effort into her drinking than she does into her cooking.

[Garouix]

She took straight fucking liquor and mixed it with more liquor. I want one...without jalapenos.

[mettabee]

she seems a little too excited

[yoohootube]

You know, fork it. Like when you take a whisk and whisk it. Or take a spoon and spoon it. Or take a knife and knife it. lol

[XsweetxsacraficeX]

Bitch acts like she can't make that alcohol mash-up fast enough....

[zeldafreak701]

Sounded pretty good until the jalapeno juice. Wtf!

[ilovedomo123able]

@vicki1818

[SherriSLC]

Eeeeeew

[mooses21194]

press 4 to add some "VODKA"

[paxoutfools]

She put in more jalapeno juice in the dang thing than the simple syrup...

[westanthony]

keep your jalapeño juice out of my alcohol please. thanks

[fnkrkr]

i want to go to there, with her!!

[ando1135]

kiwi has so much flavor.....ya, last i checked, kiwi was sour. thats it.

[mudkipsmakemewet]

How many have you had already, Sandra? You poor, lonely woman.

[PennyDreadfuI]

I love how every time this ditz tries to float any garnish on any drink, it sinks...

[benven87]

@PennyDreadfuI I'm not sure you know what garnish means. Of course its not going to float its a solid slice of fruit. The Kiwi at the bottom of the glass is a garnish

[ChokingHazaard]

Why would you put it in a shaker if you're just going to stir it?

[windhowl22]

vadddkaaaa!!!

[Catsonmyhat]

why is it in a shaker if she was going to stir it anyways

[kortexsirvasil]

Her vodka measurements have obviously been influenced by her Ukrainian heritage, so shut up you racist bigots!

[kortexsirvasil]

Her vodka measurements are obviously influenced by her Ukrainian heritage, so shut up you racist bigots!

[Lv100WereCactus]

thats right Sandy. Fork 'em hard.

[lmno101]

Doc Brown called. He wants his semi-home made Delorean fuel recipe back.

[binatoroable]

LET'S DESTROY THE KIWI!!

[PunkyPlow]

lmao "this is really just more vodka"

[mjsalzman]

who the fu*k puts JALAPENOS in A COCKTAIL? A DRUNK MORON

[thedrifter70]

Every one shot must have been about 2-3.... but you have to wonder. Why on earth is this all going in a shaker just to be lightly stirred? That concoction looks really odd. Again, shouldn't the kiwi probably garnish the side of the glass rather than obscured in the viscous green liquid?

[muncher541]

WTF!? JALAPENO JUICE?

[tr1ja]

two shots??! that was like four

[ednyc10010]

out of anyone on food network I could party and get drunk with it would without a doubt be Sandra Lee. Don't change anything, you are great.

[Yngelel]

ahahahahah @ the queen PAULA DEEN popping up on the right hand side, just to rememind everyone who's the head bitch in charge.... Who run the world? Miss Deen ya'll.

[Lillexc]

Cant cook but she knows how to make a damn good cocktail!!

[hakojo]

Cute little squeeze bottle?

I work in a kitchen. We have like a million of those. Can't say I've ever thought to call any of them cute...

[jmdx13]

There's like five ingredients in this drink, including the ice. That must be some kind of record for Aunt Sandra.



[tulsablahblah]

Because I say nothing goes better with melon and kiwi than FUCKING JALAPENO JUICE, guhrose!!!!

[Trashfished]

nice!!!

[ShuHaRiOssu]

LOL

[imparfaite]

looked more like 5 shots of vodka, not 2.

[kashuf1]

Then one shot of vodka.........

[goliaboi]

i think there could've been ONE MORE shot of vodka

[goliaboi]

LMFAO

[kimmois1]

Is it wrong that I am so in love with Sandra Lee? She just doesn't give a shit which is a wonderful thing in a woman.

[keywestWTF]

Happy Birthday crazy bitch ....

[TheSillyPeach]

Sandra be on dat dere dranking time !!!!

[2893mel]

in what world. country. state. land. is that two shots of vodka.

[bratwurstbb]

I like, how this is in the "Comedy" category, and rightly so!

[nikkynok77]

She mushed those kiwis HERSELF?!

[squirrelnut]

lol like she even knows what the word boil means.

[gymnast768]

one shot of vodka my ass, Sandra

[TimrodDX]

"And then one bottle of vodka, and then two bottles of vodka, and then one bottle of vodka.."

Sandra Lee was later found dead by police. A coroner's report indicated the cause of death as acute alcohol poisoning.

[lmno101]

"Just FORK these until they're all broken up" LOL

[OmgCameronWasHere]

I raped the 9 button. :)

[MrUnicornXD]

2 shots?

[ShodakonFury]

Thats a loooot of vodka.

[SweetTea742]

wow that looks like a full glass of Vodka

[XCFBowling]

its called a shaker for a reason

[PennyDreadfuI]

That original "two shots of vodka" is more like 6 - 8 shots...

[manicmuffin]

LOL "This is really just more vodka." Also, mushed kiwi and jalapeno pickling juice cocktail? Barf.

[Caskader]

"two shots of vodka, then one shot... of vodka, then one shot... of vodka" :D

[vicki1818]

ahaha "Garnish this this kiwi slices *kiwi sinks to bottom of glass* BEEEAAAUUTTTIIIFFFUUULLLL!!"

[Jeffdunham186]

@vicki1818 CLOSE ENOUGH.

[crowjr2]

Let's put int into the shaker ... and then stir it up. lol

[81tempest]

i see two drinks, but no guest. Sandra....

[ispaht]

Gurl has no sense of measurement. Does that look like "a shot" of vodka?!

[Kristanni20X6]

Who mashes up a kiwi with a fork?

[RainingElephants]

That seems like more than two shots!

[harmonem]

YEEEA FORK IT!