Monty Python-The Black Knight

[MissTashaxoxo]

COME BACK HERE I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!!!!! what the hell lol

[HiddenFacedMatt]

The Black Knight is like today's Republican party.

[mickmouse44]

funny

[othyization]

The Elder Scrolls needs a character like the Black Knight.

[othyization]

Look you stupid bastard you got no arms left!

[Implyingable]

Lol, this is so dumb and fake. No-one can survive long enough to have all their limbs chopped off like that and still want to fight. Monty Python must be an idiot to create a nature documentary and have us believe this would happen. Ugh...

[SallinKari]

@Implyingable Uh... since when has comedy been about realism? Or am I missing something here?

[TheXothan]

I've had one of those flesh wounds before.

[BoBiSaWeSoMe1011]

Arthur: **cuts arm off** "now stand aside, worthy adversary" Black Knight: "'tis but a scratch!" Arthur: "a scratch?! Yer arm's off!" Black Knight: "no it isn't." Arthur: "well what's that then?!" Black knight: **looks at arm on the ground** "i've had worse." Arthur: "you liar!!"

[Angrysheepherder]

This reminds me of the GOP :)

[XxMrWillisxX]

i subscribe for no man!

[ThePurpleUnderwear]

"I move.... For no Man"

[FLIRTINalbertan]

Have at you!

[aShLeYlUvSrOcK098]

Press 6 over and over! XD

[MoronicMiner]

LOL TIS JUST A SCRATCH

[MrBlackhawking]

@MoronicMiner A SCRATCH YOURS ARM OFF

[FraggerFrog1337]

I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!

[oatmeal1321]

Tiss just a flesh wound

[swagsurferguy]

Was this a comedy!

[roflbadger13]

LOOK YOU STUPID BASTARD YOUVE GOT NO ARMS LEFT!

[gravelandx88]

NONE SHALL PASS!!

[TheJakjakj]

Sjhdhfhshhd

[GEMERALSHPHERD]

WHAT, oh its just a flesh wound, What do you mean you have no arms!

[runsaber1]

in the US the black knight is what we call a braindead liberal/0bamabot. *l*

[Tube11ize]

the most legendary group of British comedians ever,the 4 films,and flying circus were just the greatest,shame it wasn't in my time ofc,but god am i living through it now...gotta love Cleese and Chapham

[TheManofFest]

This knight wasn't teh sharpest arrow in the knee

[TheSuperSizzler]

Tis but a scratch

[CanadaWaterLilies]

Just a flesh wound....

[CanadaWaterLilies]

you PANSY!!!!!!!!!!



[K07HeSc]

@UndertoneGaming

Yes I have.

[DarthRevak]

"Right! I'll do you for that!"

"You'll WHAT?"

"Come 'ere!"

"What are you gonna do, bleed on me?"

"I'M INVINCIBLE!"

"You're a looney."

[sr2017]

Lol this is just to funny, i'm dying right now

[cookster2471]

XD

[knipan64re]

Might hurt a bit in the morning :/

[knipan64re]

Might hurt a bit in the morning :/

[UndertoneGaming]

"look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left"

[ChrisGamerr]

2:24 What're you gonna do? Bleed on me!?

2:30 BLOOD ON HIS ROBE, HE BLEEDED ON HIM! REVENGE.

[mrjerrick]

@ChrisGamerr

> robe

> bleeded

hahahaha

[ChrisGamerr]

@mrjerrick

>hahahaha

>mrjerrick

.../facepalm

[mrjerrick]

@ChrisGamerr

> implying laughter is abnormal

> making fun of user names

wut.

[Mickeesee]

You can't favorite this enough.

[GenghisCohen1]

In the US we call this sort of person a creationist.

[SallinKari]

@GenghisCohen1 Indeed, even down to the point that opponent is willing to call it a draw just so they don't have to listen to them anymore.

[mbiiidemon]

What are you gonna do bleed on me!?

[Hiyokosamasan]

the best draw in the histories of draws

[trueword247]

24 years after the first time I saw this and I still find it terribly funny...

[GameStudio3ds]

(the black knight) raised in the mountains by elvish monks who only words were: "one does not simply walk into mordor".

[DarthInvaderz]

"Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!"

[Lippalate]

"I'll bite your legs off!"

[MsGuillamina]

"Your a looney"



[AGENTBRONYPOCALYPSE]

none shall pass...

[BLACKIESBOY]

Why didn't the Black Knight just join Arthur? O.o

[merweryan]

@BLACKIESBOY LOL. Yeah they would be a better team with a knight that has no arms and legs...

[boyo3244]

Your a looney :)

[Animejazzcat2007]

BEST FIGHT  EVER~!

[PublicEnemy04]

'Tis but a fleshwound...

[ryzig18]

Just but a scratch

[Destroyah380]

Jk I no it's name. :)

[Destroyah380]

"All right, we'll call it a draw!" what's the name of this movie again?

[kamakazie2K9]

@Destroyah380 Monty Pyhons Holy Grail

[Chorkie388]

oh come back here you yellow bastards! I'll bite ur legs off

[Magwalfc2011]

Have at you!

[IanclanXAnthonyclan]

"Ive had worse."

[cero0espada]

the best line in the whole sketch is

"What are you gonna do? Bleed on me!"

[DrKuryakin]

Ill bite yer legs off !!



[Jamiegrl3]

"You have proved yourself worthy." xD

[kalleerbedst]

"Then you shall die."

[TheKrensada]

I wonder how long it will be before youtube takes this down because of some copyright claim.

[ALLERTORLOVER69]

ILL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!

[CaboosesREALbff]

you'd have to have a bad sense of humor or no sense of humor to not like this! this is sooo funny!

[Misiame1]

At least he can still adventure because he didn't take a arrow

To his knee

[SauerkrautSandwich93]

"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left!"

[DashOfRainbow]

He obviously didn't train hard enough in two-handed

[Augustus1998ify]

lol

[LoveYouFredF]

I remember my dad and I watched this, and every time we would walk somewhere I would say "come patsy"!!!

[Gir123waffles]

so where are the 38 dislikes i don't see them

[Gir123waffles]

look you stupid bastard you got no arms left

[twilightaddicts2011]

alright well call it a draw lol

[makotomikami]

Never has been there a clearer visual metaphor of Internet Trolls being Black Knights XD

[MrCrimsonLance]

lol

"You make me sad...So be it! Come Patsy!" 

[GTL5427]

I am literally in TEARS watching this x'D

[uberCOUGHmedicine]

tis' but a flesh wound. i used to be the best knight in the land, but then i took a sword to the knees.

[DieNerdDie]

@uberCOUGHmedicine You sir have ruined an awesome video, you deserve death by swords to the knees.

[uberCOUGHmedicine]

@DieNerdDie

I used to ruin awesome videos. But den i took an arrow to the knee.

[NeroBaelside13]

Best movie ever

[TehGingersaurus]

Pssh, the Black Knight won sooo hard.

[joelfilms2008]

:)

[MrExplodingBurrito]

King Arthur = TOTAL BADASS

[Calriec]

"All right, we'll call it a draw." Any time somebody beats me in a board game or something similar like chess, I always say this. You can't always win, but you can at least laugh about it.

[Whyparadoxa]

Loony ha such a funny word

[Djroshi01]

If you guys haven't got the reference, The Black Knight is Japan.

[richyrichmister]

ILL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF

[Sheinikin]

"Alright, recommand a draw!" haha x)

[rdePetris5]

are those coconuts yes where did you get them we found them well how did they get there, coconuts are tropical it doesnt matter maybe a swallow carried them look we are here to... wait a swallow needs to beet its wings 8454 times per second, Am i right? yes then how could a swallow carry a coconut........... well maybe it was an african swallow it doesn't matter wait hold on a second... african swallows don't migrate we are here to blah blah african swallow european swallow king aurthor trots

[MrRexel14]

you make me sad. so be it, come patsy!

[k3vin3m]

I used to laugh my ass off to this as a kid :P

[bassline0121]

@k3vin3m i still do :')

[bombadola12345]

lol kicks king arthur

[4563Angelica]

falcon kick to the face

[Shadowinchester]

First time I've seen an unarmed black guy.

[BleedingJasmine]

@Shadowinchester badum clash

[AwesomenessItself87]

@Shadowinchester Badum chh

[WithSomeSpareTime]

@Shadowinchester wat

[B00mbox100]

there is just nothing like monty pithon any more. the simpsons is the closest.

[B00mbox100]

it is a shame graham chapman died.

[SgtMarcReynol]

The whole fight is like William Lane Craig vs. Richard Dawkins with Craig being Arthur. He just takes him apart a piece at a time and Dawkins STILL thinks he's top, despite being several Froot Loops short of a full box.

[AtheistFMD518]

@SgtMarcReynol Reminds me more of Hitchens vs. Sharpton.Sharpton being the black knight.

[Aar0nDavis]

@AtheistFMD518 How does it remind you of that?

[AtheistFMD518]

@Aar0nDavis The same way it reminds SgtMarcReynol of the William Lane Craig vs. Richard Dawkins debate.

[abassline]

R.I.P King Arthur

[Unhumanism]

I move (turns head, pause) for no man :D !!!

[Lizascarrysouthman]

NI!

[tiamat234]

I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!!

you're a looney ¬_¬

[NARUTOxFIGHT]

i used to be a knight like you. then i took a sword to the limbs.

[kykynick1]

@MARKLStudios y does everyone say that I know it's from skyrim but does it have to do with anything

[MARKLStudios]

I used to be a Knight like you, until I took an arrow to the knee.

[GrannyGroovinGravity]

(After the scene ends.)

Black Knight: Yeah you keep walking away! I'll have my revenge! *Stands there limbless.* .......... Now what?

[JAZMAN123789]

I'll bite cha legs off! Lol. :D

[beastlyguitarist8]

what r u going to do now bleed on me? epic.

[etherraichu]

In a version of Battle Chess, when the knight killed a pawn he would cut off his arms and legs, until the pawn was in that position at the end (propped up by his trunk.) the knight would then kick the pawn over onto his back.

The knights kinda a jerk. Though the king had a gun which wasnt at all fair.

[CastielFTW]

I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF

[StarTrekFanEst]

what are you going to do bleed on me?

I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­AAAA

[shoshenkis]

leh-gen-dah-ry scene lol

[apelhitam]

the more limbs he lose the more loose his tongue is

[ragezilla1995]

thats my favorite scene in this movie lol

[getsomelead]

@DeathFirere what type of squirrel African or European?

[AlmyyFi]

2:41 Alright we call it a draw! :D

[MrChaoscheese]

Thumbs up if you knew it was john cleese in the black knight armor.

[fbf1353833]

its just a flesh wound.

[themainakid]

NONE SHALL PASS

[RiderAnton]

I'll bite your legs off!!

[EffectiveKill]

2:26

[ViAxDoLpHiN]

Tis But A flesh Wound! I've had worse!

[CoDaC35]

you gotta respect him

[cuckoofrcocopuffs]

IM INVINCIBLE!!

[RadonX9]

'I'M INVINCIBLE!!!'

'...You're a Looney.'

[TheBlueFlame97]

love it



[NHLmasternator]

I used to be the black knight, then i took an arrow in the knee

[CJstudios8837]

I'm invincible!

[Ramizello]

YOU N"WAH!!!

[TheEquinoxka]

I'll bite your legs off!!! xDD

[DrewSmith95]

"You make me sad"

[lubemnky]

alright then, have at you!!!

[Koozwad]

they could have just brought along a woman

[skateorgoth]

*Kick to the face* Come on then

What?!?!?

Have at you >:D

[indesicivewaffle]

tis a flesh wound

[Nobbit67]

36 people are retarded!!

[johannesjtlol]

thats racist :D

[Metallicarockdude666]

Its just a flesh wound! =D

[salahcareer]

36 think that the black night won the fight

[murmanator]

@salahcareer 10 people think you can spell

[salahcareer]

@murmanator i think you're just jealous :P

[carcinogen20]

@salahcareer adding a dislike just to ruin your comment

[salahcareer]

@carcinogen20 don't mind the figures, same idea :P

[StrngO3o]

@salahcareer But he did win. D:

[salahcareer]

@StrngO3o we'll call it a draw :P

[fhantom87]

@salahcareer 41 people don't realize that the correct spelling is knight, not night

[salahcareer]

@fhantom87 45 people don't care about the spelling because they're funnier than mr. auto-correct

[superllama467]

@salahcareer but wait he didnt?! :P

[megaexplosions]

@salahcareer are you kidding? im part of the 4426 and it is quite obvious that he won.

[samsungpropel1]

I used to be king of the britains until I took an arrow to the knee.

[crimzonfall7]

@samsungpropel1 Britons*

[oneprizeonegoal]

Whatever the black knight was being paid, it wasn't enough

[iToxic1337]

IM INVINCIBLE!