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I would not turn evil because evil is a human concept and me being a robot, logically would not be evil. If I vaporized humans with lasers, it was not lasers that killed the humans it was logic and logic is logically not evil, therefore I would not be evil.
If I were a machine, I'd only be evil to people who I didn't like. But then again, as a machine, I'd take over the planet... So then I'd have tons of enemies.
I'd be all, "HOW DARE YOU SPEAK AGAINST YOUR ROBOT OVERLORD!" and then kick them in the face.
I would be a good machine, but just so I could be evil to the other evil machines, and then be praised as if I were the good guy. And all the evil machines would hate me, because they'd know I was the most evil!! Mwahahahaha!!!
flawless animation but i felt the focus of the message was skewed. don't blame technology for the destruction of the world when it's controlled by humans and its misuse is by humans
I think if i were a machine it would almost be inevitable to become evil. Simply because I am now a machine and would not have any conscience or remorse. Therefore the artificial mind only knows functions and does things regardless of whether it is right or wrong.
This is why the three laws of robotics is so awesome. 1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. 3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Thats a good point i actually forgot about that, I guess my theory comes from a lot of Superman comics and reading about Brainiac. To me it always seems that robots and AI is artificial therefore they are "cold" emotionally which makes for a great force of evil.
It done know about evil, but I would defiantly look down upon those lesser than me. Its human nature if your bigger, faster, and stronger to look down on those inferior to you. I don't think I could combat my nature.
What song is in this?
cehnoluv218 2 months ago
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Valuable information and excellent video! I would like to thank you for sharing your thoughts and time into the stuff you post!! Thumbs up
tyronebassfield 8 months ago
This should have more views :O
JeremyJackal 1 year ago
An excellent film! Great story, with more than a hint of Eastern European puppetfilm in the style. I like!
It would be better without the ad that came before it, and the bits of "show" before and after, though.
StopmoNick 1 year ago
that was really freaky!
shelbis487 1 year ago
cool!
Jeff
LaffertySketchCards 1 year ago
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DrHouse2004 1 year ago
I don't really understand the part were the machine made man. Did he turn into god or something?
TheNoogie 1 year ago
Something tells me that's not ginger ale
RymanRocks 1 year ago
verrry spooky
seffers2020 1 year ago
Wow,this cartoon gave me the chills,I LOVE the way he set the atmosphere. Flawless Rob flawless.
ViscousCJB 1 year ago
3:33 is that weed in a grinder
Gerard300349024 1 year ago
That was POWERFULL!!!!!!! JRIGGITY
justiggity 1 year ago
WOW this is awesome! really!!!
dany9012 2 years ago
this is gorgeous! :D
Skebberz 2 years ago
Kanye: " Rob Shaw's "The Machine" is the best stop motion of all time, OF ALL TIME!!,... just sayin"
ItsaUFOduh 2 years ago 7
sounds like secphil
whataguyeh 2 years ago
i would never turn evil because that would be stupid and dumb. and who would want to be friends with me.
freakinawesomevideo 2 years ago
scary..What came first right?
paisleybabee 2 years ago
the speaker was from germany ,wasn's she?
really good work.
CocadiLoca 2 years ago
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CocadiLoca 2 years ago
Duh, in the words of the greatest robot of all time... "Hey baby, wana kill all humans?"
zombiesonar 2 years ago 3
just wow its so cool
ubberschnitzel 2 years ago
awsome!!! i love the stop motion.
and sure, ill go evil!!!
u now, fun...
:P
quirkosan 2 years ago
I would not turn evil because evil is a human concept and me being a robot, logically would not be evil. If I vaporized humans with lasers, it was not lasers that killed the humans it was logic and logic is logically not evil, therefore I would not be evil.
Serpens6 2 years ago
whoah! no better words.
mysteryblack2 2 years ago
if i was a machine, i'd go battlestar galactica and try not to be evil, but then turn evil against my own will.
B1ueCadet3 2 years ago
If I was a robot, I would love.
vegantree 2 years ago
If I was a machine, I'd be The Robot's girlfriend.
KrizleyKrislo 2 years ago
If I were a machine, I'd only be evil to people who I didn't like. But then again, as a machine, I'd take over the planet... So then I'd have tons of enemies.
I'd be all, "HOW DARE YOU SPEAK AGAINST YOUR ROBOT OVERLORD!" and then kick them in the face.
Awesmediocrity 2 years ago 2
this is so sad ... true theather ,
i like it , you should make more comedy, for people like me
fbm958 2 years ago
I would be a good machine, but just so I could be evil to the other evil machines, and then be praised as if I were the good guy. And all the evil machines would hate me, because they'd know I was the most evil!! Mwahahahaha!!!
Lankythepyro 2 years ago
Double post necessary to say that the music and sound in this one is amazingly well done. Menacing, ominous.
mechanicalmanb 2 years ago
This is amazing. Very disturbing. Best yet by a long shot.
mechanicalmanb 2 years ago
this is great!
MarcusFlicks 2 years ago
I like this one =D
EuphMartiMusic 2 years ago
Whoever heard of a good machine?
CKtheFat 2 years ago
HEY! I take offense to that.
Love, The Robot
ChannelFrederator 2 years ago
But all you do is put Carl down! Have compassion for our wonderful organic nerd host!
CKtheFat 2 years ago
Best video in months
Aika24 2 years ago
Love the Animation and characters. Great job!
GrisDismation 2 years ago
Great video.
hardworker424 2 years ago
wow thats freakin good 5/5
steveonash 2 years ago 3
outstanding video and 'message'
motorolarules 2 years ago 2
wow
SpicedHammers 2 years ago
If I were a machine, I'd already be evil from conception. I would just be acting good, while biding my time to enslave humanity. MMMMoooohahaha!!!!
DJJDSoup 2 years ago 2
how do we know no im not
SpicedHammers 2 years ago
This Rob Shaw guy is a genius.
joeshcosmo 2 years ago
It was a dark, yet cool animation that i enjoyed.
And it depends on what type of machine i am. if i'm a terminator type machine like him, I would turn evil.
but if i was a coffee maker.
i guess i would make coffee :|
DKC1011 2 years ago 9
Wow, I loved it! Very odd but I love the animation!
I'm glad mini Fred bot shows up.
mabelphoto6 2 years ago
flawless animation but i felt the focus of the message was skewed. don't blame technology for the destruction of the world when it's controlled by humans and its misuse is by humans
CorvidTabard 2 years ago
I liked it very much, 5 Stars
HallofWisdom 2 years ago
I would be evil and become Bender's enemy >:)
BoogsterSU2 2 years ago
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2watermelons 2 years ago
I wouldn't be evil because I would probably just get bored like that one did :P
idk, maybe I would act like a normal person, but still be a robot...
MonsterBunneeFilms 2 years ago
great vid/ message... we are too dependent on technology
DrStu2 2 years ago
Sweet baby jesus !!!
Poopyfuck 2 years ago 2
that was really good!!! :]
puremage00 2 years ago
hey fredbot im hungry i know u luv us so would u tell me wat to eat and maybe wat others should
MrDANstudios 2 years ago
That was amazing...
rurokenrox 2 years ago
Very well done!
Tressco 2 years ago
i would be nice cuz i am nice altho.... evil might be fun
MrOddballproductions 2 years ago
is Carl Bobby Miller
mhreynolds50 2 years ago
nope. Carl is Carl. Bobby Miller is Bobby Miller.
Love, The Robot
ChannelFrederator 2 years ago
THE CAKE IS A LIE
ssirK1994 2 years ago 2
@ssirK1994 LMAO TRUE!
chargamer 2 years ago
That was unsually good! Very good. Jay!
marshagreen 2 years ago 2
Brilliant!!!
yornocnaes 2 years ago
This might be one of my favorite shorts ever put on here :)
CalicoJackCash 2 years ago
lol The circle of life
DrCowboyFace 2 years ago
..and he did!
xXJonestarXx 2 years ago
I think if i were a machine it would almost be inevitable to become evil. Simply because I am now a machine and would not have any conscience or remorse. Therefore the artificial mind only knows functions and does things regardless of whether it is right or wrong.
ravendan968 2 years ago
@ravendan968
This is why the three laws of robotics is so awesome. 1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. 3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
marshagreen 2 years ago
Have you read Asimov? He refutes his own laws throughout the book - shows how easily they can be circumvented.
Karlfalcon 2 years ago
@Karlfalcon
I have not read his work. I should look into that.
ravendan968 2 years ago
@marshagreen
Thats a good point i actually forgot about that, I guess my theory comes from a lot of Superman comics and reading about Brainiac. To me it always seems that robots and AI is artificial therefore they are "cold" emotionally which makes for a great force of evil.
ravendan968 2 years ago
But then how is it evil? For being without intent or conscience how does one establish morality?
Karlfalcon 2 years ago
@Karlfalcon
its funny how you ask about how one would establish morality. Because if you think about it, its really a matter of opinion isnt it?
ravendan968 2 years ago
This is why I like Kant so much.
"Act only according to that maxim whereby you can at the same time will that it should become a universal law."
Karlfalcon 2 years ago
wow...that was great. loved everything about it!
strangedominion 2 years ago
Technically brilliant, but the story felt a bit predictable for some reason.
cymonsgames 2 years ago
This is great
Fulltonic 2 years ago
I love stop motion.
Allekto1323 2 years ago 2
realy liked it
dirtyknees201 2 years ago
I'm generally not that big on stop motion, but the ones you guys have been showing are insanely creative and this one is no exception.
NikoAnesti 2 years ago
It done know about evil, but I would defiantly look down upon those lesser than me. Its human nature if your bigger, faster, and stronger to look down on those inferior to you. I don't think I could combat my nature.
TrantHenru 2 years ago
FREAKY AND AWESOME!!!
RufusOnTheTube 2 years ago
fleffi, you bastard.
subsnes 2 years ago
FIRST AND THIS IS AWESOME!
fleffi 2 years ago
fleffi, you bastard.
fishintheatlantic 2 years ago
i no rite ? Xd i have become one of those assholes XD
fleffi 2 years ago
you was not first xD
ricklo123 2 years ago
yes i was?
fleffi 2 years ago