Speak Like Kristen Stewart

[StephFunny12]

Love Kristen but I feel is wrong to make fun of her :(

[greendayfriendsfan]

ahahahaha now THAT's one true actress

[plum2456]

can i have that DVD!!!

[hettybetty100]

I love watching this. I love kristen Stewart so much but everytime I watch this it cheers me up :D

[madiruth22]

lol you speak like k stw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ironshinkim]

hahahahahah this is amazing;

[kuntscabanalfuk]

@MILFCORE BEST NAME ON YOUTUBE MAN CONGRATS

[Yourbabe0204]

@blazingfirelight it's better not gooder...

[xxSkyandBrixx]

i actually used the bitting the bottum lip thing in french lol it worked then i bailed my french test

[iRennayy]

Fuk this bitch!!! Not k.stew I luvvvvv herr

[blazingfirelight]

Twilight actress Kristen Stewart teaches you how to speak more good!!! More good? I thought it was gooder!! My life has been a lie!

[EmmaCook2000]

I wonder if Kirsten Stewart has seen these.

[PotatoLoveOfficial]

And that is how you speak more good.

[djyofu72]

hmm needs to be more dead like lol that was the best imression ever though

[cjun64]

thanks K. Stew!

[KatiannaDawson]

How true...Are you sure you didn't use auto from an awards show and edit it a bit more?

[ratfinkle102]

Speak more good!



[sunshinecheer26]

this is seriously the FUNNIEST THING EVER!! LOL

[babuybabuyan]

The eulogy was awesome. haha

[raquelmaco]

this also reminds me of my science teacher... her mom, possibly? :p

[MsXxkikaxx]

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[sophieisthor]

stupid bitch

[zeroverload1]

hahhaha girl u r genious :)).. you done an excellent job, the only different is that you actually do have brain unlike poor fucked up kristen :)).... kisses

[OurBFFWorld]

this is wierd and i would never use this but good job

[therunawaysrule]

Lmfas

[mantys28]

so funny!!

[LessThanProfessional]

Oh Anastasia... Your husband is more than cool... ish.

[mmomf]

Love

[messijay7]

Search Laura Perico Kristen twin

[corduroy1nfatuation]

Much hotter than the actual K. Stew.

[saraserour123]

at first i didn't read the top and thought this wuz real

[kinkykatification]

I WANT TO SPEACK MORE GOOD WERE CAN I ORDER !!!!!

[t0nito]

@kinkykatification You might also want to write better while you're at it...

[MILFCORE]

This made ME feel uncomfortable...

[MSlovemusicaddict]

WOW looks so much

[jaredbar23]

Lol

[M4TRIXed]

2:17 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHHAHHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA­HHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAA­HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHHA

Todd's laugh1!! XD

[crybabysparrow]

MARK DIED AND NOW TODD IS HIRING NEW KOA STAFF

[koriethegiraffe]

"im a..e_e..people person" hahaha

[jonathanlancer]

Omg she is like.. So awesome. She talk so good, just like um k-stew?

[kismetdivine]

Sooooooo.........order now ?

[14Tai]

Tht face she makes on the cover of the DVDs really makes her look like K-Stew! I mean really!!

[regisphilbin222]

It's uncanny how much you sound like her...

[IndigooChilld]

just shake your head a lot and talk slowly, and blink a lot oh and ypu have to keep your mouth open at all times.

[angie9713]

Aha!

[renataberczy]

Spot on!

[riji322]

Man this is dead on!

[bestiesYAAA]

It's funny 'cos it's true! But really, she was only a crapy actress in Twilight, shes much better in other movies. I was watching Zathura (which has Josh Hutcherson in it -3 -3) and shes acts waaaaaaaaay better in that movie.

[AtomicKittenBaby]

@bestiesYAAA I know! But she barely appears in Zathura... Have you seen Aventureland? 'Cause I haven't...

[neonflames1999]

@bestiesYAAA she was also in a movie called speak

[KatieohsoRaNdOm]

I just came from watching actual interviews of Kristin Stewart and Damn this girl is spot on! It's uncanny!

[NitaLovesJB]

Thanks K-Stew

[missaliciaxo]

Lmaoo

[micchael21]

xD

[missfreyaxox]

I love twilight but this is dead on.

[demonstone0]

i hate twilight!!

[ILuvGreyson14]

2:20 OMG MARK'S DEAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Barelypolitical10]

gggooo invisible bugs

[chachapwns]

Best impersonation ever

[lauraettez]

omg... give her an oscar!

[TheVlogSister]

Possibly the best impersonation....ever

[EmmaRauni]

This is SO funny.. i was laughing so hard! ;)

[hostileNetif]

This is awesome, lol

[batman2398]

fuck u people

[kendallhoneycomb]

@batman2398 nah

[starfire56500]

Are you talking to an invisible bug... Then you are... lol i love this

[emogirlhateful]

i bet no one noticed lord gaga was doing her makeup in the begining (sorry if i spelled that wrong im not a very good speller)

[catNamedSueshe]

i actully do what this woman does irl well i dont speak like her but...ITS CALLED BEING SOCAILLY AKWARD!!!! >.<

[cXcarolayXc]

STILL waiting for my like DVD or whatever.

[LivvyIsRandom]

896 people didn't receive their dvd in the post.

[funderkitty07]

She is a textbook definition of Asperger's syndrome.

[kinglizard1231]

Ow No mark died

[starstrukk280]

awkward moment when you realize this ISNT Kristen Stewart just making fun of herself...

[shanah311]

Uncanny Kristen Stewart impresson!!

[BlateroStulidum]

DEADＯＮ！

[housecry]

dead on impression rotfl

[FunRunRecordz]

My dad asked me why I talked like,uhm,like,a Valley,uhm,Girl..Well dad...Here's your uhm..answer..

[miM6y]

"teaches u how to speak more good" :D haha more good :D :D

[ArtypNk]

When I, just ordered, the box... I amm, just, sorta got it, and ummmh, I can speak, to like, people... But now, I'm like, more good, at, like doing the, ahhm, speaking.

[Franzi260]

omfg you like so much like her in this video

[AvrilLavigneY2L]

best speaking actress ever,no for real!now total lov ya!!!

[tazmon122]

i feel bad for her because she can actually act (as proven by the movie no one saw called Welcome To The Rileys...which is a shame because i love that movie...rekindled my faith in Melissa Leo) where as glitter boy and the Llama can't...yet people think Stewart is the bad actress. she played Bella perfectly as an actress, glitter boy and the Llama played their parts perfectly because they weren't acting...that's just who they are.

[InnSooMniA]

@tazmon122 Welcome To The Rileys would be much better movie without KS! She ruins every single role, she always acts in the same way...very forced, boring and fake!

[tazmon122]

@InnSooMniA so your saying she played the part perfectly? Allison is a broken, stubborn girl....didn't you notice the actual subtlety's in the performances? Twilight has very little context to Bella, she's plain, boring, and cries a lot (which she did). Allison has a deeper darker past which causes her to use the same traits as Bella to hide (which is captured by the way she acts)...i could ramble on. i think we can both agree though that she was a good Joan Jett

[InnSooMniA]

@tazmon122 no, she wasn't...deal with it.

[tazmon122]

@InnSooMniA it's funny because Joan Jett (of Joan Jett And The Blackhearts/Runaways) would agree with me...but whatever. haters gonna hate

[InnSooMniA]

@tazmon122 if her father was someone else, she would never act at all...she's just a young girl, trying be an actress and fail in every step she takes...even if Joan Jett would agree with you it doesn't change anything and make Kirsten better actress...there is so meny better young actresses that's why she should perform just in commercials.

[gebreel100]

and now I mmmm... have a job!

Thank You ….. Kristen Stewart.

[Nayra92]

hahahaha she nails kristen's expression

[fanfiction15]

More good? how about a dvd on grammar?

[Confindence143]

I tried this with my crush and now he's my bf

[Ttoby89]

Hahaha I'm SO gonna start suddenly noticing my hair in everyday life.

[coolguy701]

why does the video zoom in after a few seconds? or is that just me?

[sunshinegirl0319]

hahah, this i so true..

[vananhdo]

her voice gave me goosebumps.

[1sims2lover]

its funny cus she actually does it too...

[StalkingLlamas]

it will prevent layoffs. and stuff...

[IFYOUCOULDFLY]

see? kristen stewart taught me to speak goodly

[pppfan103]

@IFYOUCOULDFLY You have to, like, add likes in there?

[afkm34]

@IFYOUCOULDFLY she taught me to speak more good

[littleblueclovers]

@IFYOUCOULDFLY nuh-uh! She telled i, that she teached me more goodler!

[IFYOUCOULDFLY]

lol this be hilarious

[MrNic59]

This girl is 100 times hotter than Kristen Stewart.

[nickmoney]

Was that Lord Gaga at the beginning?

[isabelsayhi]

she actually talks just like that lol

[nayou317]

lol...as kristen fan I think this is really funny. You portrayed her in interviews really well. But seriously I love her awkwardness. To me it just makes her human. She's just shy so she needs habits ( playing with her hair, biting her lips) to cope with the attention and she thinks faster than she can speak so she stutters lol. I can totally relate to that.

[AnotherWhovian]

0:47 I thought it actually was her!

[Otterley07]

'and it's like... is somebody there? Are you talking to an invisible bug? ....And you are.' HAHA

[catboxcatboxcatbox]

It's so funny when you see her actually speak. I love the clip "Kristen Stewart Peoples Choice awards" at the end when she's talking and then does actually bail out and walk off the stage.

[CheakyCute]

i know get A's in all subjects! thanks K-STEW!

[WelcomeGhostsIV]

Spot on!

[KillSomthing]

Ahhh we are in this part of youtube agine xD

[tomononocon]

@KillSomthing Again*

[crownedkitty67]

you forgot pretending that your nails are wet

[deathpyre]

The lip bite works really really well when you start a sentence... and then just bail out. LOL

[ScalpCollectorOnPC]

Was thar the really Kristen Stewart?

[artistdenise1]

very cool



[sodabubbleburper]

Seems... Legit

[sourpatchtkids]

MAKE IT STOP, IT'S SO ANNOYING >:(

[Spazzwillingtonx2]

why is lord gaga doing her makeup?

[carlaibarraf]

MATATE, SE LLAMA ENVIDIA

[LightShowerss]

its amazing how spot on this is. just amazing.

[MultiSkaterchic]

LMFAO.

[hwiley09]

lmao XD great vid. smh

[IFYOUCOULDFLY]

SO FREAKING HELPFUL! THANKS KRISTEN NOW I CAN SPEAK MORE GOOD!

[CookieCream911]

*below* kristen said that. im sure she doesnt appreciate ppl making fun of the way she talks under the pressure of thousands of cameras and millions of people

[CookieCream911]

"Just because I don't fit...nobody fits into the frame that typical Hollywood young actresses do, but they try to. They try to be this thing.Try to memorize answers and make everybody happy. That's so horrifying and scary to me. So when you're not that, you get criticized for it. You get criticized for being honest and criticized for being nervous. So that's kind of annoying. People are like, 'you might want to be a little bit more bubbly'. And I'm like, 'no'.They don't understand me.

[itbetimez2partay]

@CookieCream911 you shouldn't be quick to judge either, they're just trying to be funny, and don't mean harm...

[welcome0502]

lol!!!

um....like.........ohh........­.

[CookieCream911]

wow you are really misunderstood...she is not conceited about her looks at all. and she's never acted like she's "above it all" ...if yall are gunna make a parody of someone, get ur facts straight. and i find her 'akwardness' if that's what everyone thinks it is, very cute. id like to see how completley calm you would be in front of millions of obsessed fans...and i bet she acts nothing like that when she's around her friends and family. you guys are so quick to judge and its pathetic

[kendallhoneycomb]

@CookieCream911 My goodness it is a joke. If you have issues, you don't need to be watching PARODIES.

[Menolly1233]

@CookieCream911 I have actually done harder things like a damn job interview... its not hard. She just is not a public speaker or needs to be involved with the public period

[TehUltimateSnake]

I would fuck the shit out of kristen stewart though!

[smay96]

funny how it was mostly the guys who 'suddenly noticed their hair'.

[GamerInari]

I like, ordered my box set like, five months ago. So is it gonna... Get here like, soon?

[RafaelFernandeSantos]

This taught me how to pronounce 'muscle'.

[loshita88]

wtf this is stupid n your jealous of her. Leave her alone she's a gorgeous talented actress with alot of potential. she just gets nervous...

[kendallhoneycomb]

@loshita88 Stop watching parodies if you are offended.

[ninamermaid]

YES! I cant stand KStew...thanks for making this!!!

[MadmadsIsAwesome]

great like impersonation of how she like really speaks and stuff (trying to talk how she does lol)

[muscadrift2]

Can I order the DVD set? And is shipping free? When will it be delivered? Because I have a report due in a week and I need to stand up in front of my class

[DramaticChic13]

@ljy2007 Kristen has been in 27 movies just to let u know. And she was great in all of them. Btw funny video!

[Passiflora127able]

That's amazing! Omg.. Exact impression. I almost saw twilight from just looking at you

[failureatlife29]

lmao! "always look nauseous" "suddenly notice your hair is there"

[VomitSpitKid]

my.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?M­yEbayBeta&MyEbay=&CurrentPage=­MyeBayAllSelling&ssPageName=ST­RK%3AME%3ALNLK%3AMESX&gbh=1&gu­est=1 - WORN BY KRISTEN STEWART!

[MrsRonaldo102]

So where can i buy this?

[CallMeKyla]

Lol she talks just like this!!!

[fndrfreak0274720]

This is so spot on. Awesome acting.

[bekis95]

On point

[TeamJacob9595]

Perfect.

[KelsieMakenzi13]

Hahahaha >.<

[princesscocomint]

We're do we buy it

[geezilikecheez]

wow she looks so much like her

[SexualPwnage]

Better acting in this than all the years of kristen stewarts career

[frankiieedoodle]

This is brilliant. 

[darkmusician0123]

So like...um...*looks away and plays with hair* How do I..uh...order it? *Shrugs*

[RBGChicarocks]

@darkmusician0123 Hahhahahahhahah!!!!!! Hilarious! Looks like you learn something new everyday!!! <3 :)

[deidredup]

This was hilarious... I think you're a good actress LOL!

[VanessaHudgensSux]

I did this for a job interview and I got in 'cause the boss loves barelypolitical. WIN (y)

[EdFanable]

I think (remember the 'I' in I think) she's a great actres, bus she just gets so nervous.

[SoraThe1WingedAngel]

@EdFanable Part of being great is not being nervous.

[teamemmett2012]

invisible bugs

[teamemmett2012]

she is so right

[ljy2007]

Kristen Stewart:

18 movies, 1 facial expression

[RBGChicarocks]

@ljy2007 SOOOO true!!!!

[trjdmc]

@ljy2007 actually 18 movies no facial expressions

[TheLennypops]

im a huge kristen fan and this is awesome so like her in action, speech and random crap that comes out her mouth i think i love this girl just as much now hahah go fake K-STEW xxx

[bighdtod1]

mygirl

[massiekur1316]

HAHAHAAA

[xqueensofnoise]

some people need to think about growing up and certainly making a video like this is really stupid. its not a big deal that she is 'awkward and nervous' in interviews or public events. you can't judge her on that.

[95Kittycat101]

MARK DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!! WTF

[djdragonize]

Has a tan and looks older