25 Ways to Impress a Girl

[ultimateninjamastah]

XD Relationship advice trolls are the best trolls.

[lacrosseMania1]

hey chris brown get off youtube

[MissLizzay01]

Does anybody read the description. It clearly states 25 jokey ways to impress a girl

[drinkitdown100]

U must get ur ass kicked by every girl

[123456lovful]

Your gonna die alone. 

[JGaray20]

BITCH R U STUPID!!!!!!

[natluvspizza]

fuk, i did that, and now me and my lady broke up, are you FUKEN HAPPY WITH URSELF< IM NOT< U BETTER WATCH OUT

[hunter7754]

I thought girls loved to be treated like shit???/

women are so confusing

[MsDesride]

I just started the video n i already hate him

[ceeceebarbiegirl1]

uh that is the top most 25 ways to get ur ass kicked by a girl dont u mean

[mousehead2000]

lol. treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen...lol

[Wowplayer95687]

Sooooo you basically abuse her?????

[VinnyBologna]

I had tears rolling down my cheek b4 the clip was halfway thru. Remember the best way to make a woman scream in the bedroom is to pull out and wipe your dick on the curtains.

[emilyxlangpang]

Honestly, WTF is this shiet ?

[slash2jimi]

25 Ways To Lose Your Girlfriend

[greenheart49]

Is that Comic Sans? What the fuck.

[cherrychew12995]

Grab her ass and say F u? What the hell is this!

[flykidd606]

ima guy and even i think your an ass!

[xXKylie10000Xx]

if u drove me around for nothing i would not wit by the phone for ur ass just slap the shit out of u and walk away GUY DO NOT EVER DO THIS CUZ U R GOING TO BE THE ONE WITH THE BLAK EYE

[suigintoushinku1404]

#4 would piss the fuck outta me!

[RYEANkindaAWESOME]

IM A GIRL AND IF YOU DO THAT GIRLS WILL HATE YOU...........AND I DO TO



[DCxBlizzard]

no u dnt mouth fuck you to ur girlfriend cuz u love her i bet he dnt got one XD

[sonicthechicken]

wtf  is this guy retarded

[bunnygirlnetwork]

I'd hate if a boy pulled this crap on me!

[OfficialKatieWolf]

@bunnygirlnetwork i'll smack him right in the head and use my sharp nails. my nails are like claws.

[LollipopSparkle]

i had to leave by number six because i couldnt stand reading so much bullshit <3

[little1337]

This was SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!

[ANKP808]

Bra u suck my ass I had sex and I had to kill her

[TheDravenKing]

Finally Victoria's Secrets.

[XxlexixxXx]

in the discription it says its a joke dont freak out

[OPTINERD131]

thank you so much i got fucking dumped ill find you

[roger36551]

this is how to lose a girl

[FerrariFreak24]

25 ways to lose ur girlfriend, grow old, and die an overworked maid. -_-

[knightofpwn]

Most girls do not like most of that I bate they call you a b****

[Xxfirexblood]

"25 ways to get your ass beat by your girlfriend" should be the title

[556airsoftboy]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE WOULD DO THIS TO A SWEET GIRL!!!!!!!!!!THIS GUY IS A MOTHER FUCKER WHO WANTS HIS "GIRLFRIEND" TO KNOCK HIM ON HIS ASS AND BREAK HIS ARMS,LEGS AND NOSE

[DannyTheGranny123]

Girls are delicate you shouldn't push them over u asshole!

[jraepic]

More like 25 ways to be an asshole!

[FatTigersRock]

@SuperSnailDotCom Why Do You Capitalize Every Word?!?!?

[usernameiforgotit]

stupid

[eric4187]

@eric4187 also had gf fir 2 years wiuldev lated longer if i didnt move. so i now what a girl needs and when she is sad

[eric4187]

lmao ok need gf girls at school arent that pretty only 2 of the r good. so stuff about me play xports so im fit and srong brown hair with green eyes and im 13 so if u need bf im here

[LissyLuv555]

DA FUQ!!! this is seriously terrible. only a douchebag would do this shit.

[bassi826]

bullshit

[bassi826]

lol

[ohshitmanda]

lmao

[556airsoftboy]

he must not have a girlfriend anymore

[madison3728]

this guy made a type-o the title is how to make a girl hate you and to end up lonley all your life cuz only the retarded who dont deserve a girlfriend would do this so ya dont do any of this.............  stop reaDING!!

[taintedmusic1]

THIS IS FUCKING GENIUS

[rockstarnorth11]

the uploader is crazy!

[highlife1750]

LMAO

[SuperShadow656]

Tss.......tss...... (burts out laughing) bwahahahahahahahahaha

[MrCodyGregory]

THIS IS THE TOTAL OPPISITE OF WHAT YUHH WANNA DOO !!!

[st8ofdnial]

i almost posted some hate message, then i saw the "jokey ways to impress a girl" so it was funny

[TheBrittanyspivey]

im a girl and that is just SHIT!Iif my bf did that,i'd dump him

[jumbalianmilk23]

hahahaha im still laughin this is too funny

[McLoven717]

Only a complete dicchead would do this bullshyt. A woman deserve respect.

[Zombie3elf]

What the hell I'm a girl and I would hate that it should be 25 on how to get your ass kicked by a girl

[bcervante0104]

wtf who made this sh*t not all girls love compintition!!!!!!!!:P

[BuBbLePiNk4U]

WHOEVA MADE THIS TRIPIN girls dont like thT

[whatsupnext333333]

1 is all wrong if a guy said "you can do better" i would smack him!!!!!!!!!!!!! girls dont like that!!!

[sirklondike303]

I saw the thumbnail...and knew right away what I was in for...-__-

[iamyourimagination]

WTF?! XD LMFAO WTF XDD

[chickencluccluk]

this was halarious

[ASW981]

Is this Chris Brown?

[quickscop675451]

u forgot when she talks back u bitch slap her

[MrCountryman89]

@quickscop675451

Damn right. That's why women are so spoiled and stuck up in this country - they don't get bitch-slapped enough. Also, if I had a girlfriend or wife, the first time she ever raised her voice to me, I pin her to the floor and beat the hell out of her. Nobody takes me on. If another man talked back to me, I'd do him the same way. 

[MrCountryman89]

Knocking people over is fucking fun! The best way is to find someone who is bigger than you are and ram them as hard as possible right when they have 1 foot off the ground (in mid-step). That will knock them on their ass. It is fun. It is even more fun if it is a woman who is wearing high heels, b/c it will be extremely hard for her to get back up and you can laugh at her as she struggles to get back up. Hahaha.

[PatrickRoyThompson]

Square wheels.

[spicycupcake18]

Dude this is 10 ways to PISS a girl off !!!!!! No Lie

(i'm a GIRL]

[evildragon222]

Was funny!!!!!

[evildragon222]

Dat

[bigpurplesweater17]

Umm wow. I can't decide if that video was funny, or disgusting...

[derpmybass]

This is fucking hilarious!! I can't stop laughing. You people know he said that this video is a joke, right? Jeeze, lighten up people; have a sense of humor.

[MrDudeguy77]

i used this program changed my life now i have 6 girlfriends. its a lot of work but someones gotta keep these bitches in place

[MaxariusTheSinister]

Yous sick Fuck! I laughed my ass off through the whole video! :'DDDDD

[TheRjs54]

Good! Just do everything in this video opposite and ta da!!!

[RickMojave]

I can't believe any of you morons take this stupid shit seriously! It's satire!

[BLUEICE542]

2 things i hate in my life:

1.When i take a shit and water splashes on my ass

2.This Fucking Song.

[Crudmonkayzz]

I find this absolutely hysterical

[benthenice]

What fuck man? You lost me at the 2nd one. Psh I might as well ask my mom

[kittylover216]

U wouldnt even get to number 8 , before you get dumbed .

[soulthereject]

HahHahahaha

After number 9 I realized this is fake

[rrocks05]

this is a joke right?

[mylife2471]

to get girl to like u

1 dont be a jerk

2 dnt flirt with there friends

3 be kinda in carein if us girls are cryin

4 if u ask us wata wrong an we say nuttin say tell me wats really up dont take nuttin as an answer

5 wen us girls are flirtin be really sweet dont get rough

6 most important gotto look good for some girls dont matter for others it dose

[mylife2471]

uh this shit isnt true i wuld kill the guy whidise this to me

[11jworm]

U fucked up my relation ship u bitch

[TheKatNapperOfPrince]

This is NOT a way for a girl to like a guy! THIS IS A WAY FOR A GIRL TO BREAK UP WITH A GIRL. I don't like Pimp slaps. Or being called a #@$%@! This is a bad way to get a girl or make one go crazy for you. -.- Try again in 40 years with better advice. A girl wants to be held, not screamed at! She wants to feel loved, not be called a Bitch. Only a pimp would do that, so I guess you are a pimp? >:3

[SuperSnailDotCom]

Jesus Fuck What Type Of Asshole Would Do This Kind Of Shit!?!

[wildclaw456]

@SuperSnailDotCom dude thta is so retared thats a one way ticket i agree with you even tho som of them are pretty good

[MrCountryman89]

@SuperSnailDotCom

An asshole with a good sense of humor.

[Honeycocain]

@SuperSnailDotCom read the description

[1091Floyd21]

@SuperSnailDotCom What kind of asshole would believe it?? It good that its up here. Its a free world

[mysteryposter]

i tried this on my middle school girlfriend and guys watch girls can slap hard on the face

[GigglesTheHighRabbit]

jerk

[eric4187]

lmao that was funny well not to the one girl but i like the present and the one pair of everything

[jiveturkeyassnigga]

lol wtf were you thinking

[cOrNeTkIcKsBrASS247]

aka how to piss a girl off, lose her, and end up a lonely douchebag

[alex2301ray]

@cOrNeTkIcKsBrASS247 right with u on that a way to lose her yeah that's real shitty

[KolerikRocks]

I agree, this is and should be labeled 25 ways t piss a girl off

[Shantelabels]

don,t you mean 25 ways to get on girls nerve

[kashifreid]

whoever ame up with this is an idiot

[huglovers123]

This is the way to keep girls away or lose ur girlfriend if a guy ever did that to me i wuld slap him so hard across the face grr

[Fr3shasshell]

these steps so helpful



[hammerhand2000]

those steps will keep the girls away....

[m1stern00by]

lol ''when she falls asleep in your arms jump and scream in hear ear'' i should have done that to my girlfriend not because i hate her but that it sounds fucking funny liked lol

[iheartrayray14]

YOURE JOKING RIGHT ?

[megzatwilight13]

Ummm yeah soooo anyways I would like a guy who would just <3 me

[Chicogirl314]

These tips r all wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Autumn42598]

Guys if ur watching this! NONE OF THIS IS TRUE!!!! girls want guys who are somewhat sensitive and that say that they care about us!

[jdmejia2009]

@Autumn42598 for friendzoning them

[HannahandMontanarule]

These are probably some of the ways a jerk would use to get a girl to break up with them. these are all untrue, besides being called chick and guys spittin. Just not on the girls, xD

[tuckerflem]

these are ALL wrong. we want someone sensitive, but not pushy, we want u to text first most of the time but not all the time, then ur annoying, we want u to wait a minute b4 every text not 3 hours, we want u to have respect for u , not push us around

[MsForeverChained]

@tuckerflem You know in some ways we are REALLY confusing! I finally get why guys are so confused about us ALL the time!

[HeartsAreAwsome]

harsh, i should know as im a girl but remember not all girls are girly and crap XD but i like

[123viperdude]

Title wrong ... it should B ... 25 ways 2 get a gurl 2 dump u

[NIGHT2PWN]

hmm, good, good but we have a little problem here, interestingly enough uh FUCK you

[Bieberissa]

ok imma girl and when i first saw this i wz liek WTF!!! if my bf ever did this to me i would kick his ass.... i wz gunna press the dislike button..... but it wz too funny sooo ..... LIKE :)

[NessaLuvsJJ]

ima girl nd if my boyfriend did this so me i wud cry nd dump his ass!!

[NaturalxxValerie]

o and lmfao

[NaturalxxValerie]

ok the title should be: ways ti make a girl punch u to death... im a girl and thats why i told u this

[ShellzBellz1998]

I have no idea why this is called

"ways to impress a girl"

I'm renaming it

"How to be a selfish boyfriend and be forever alone" !!!! Your 'advice' stinks

[chrif3r]

you dick i didnt read jockey she called her dad and beat the crap out of me

[MrSquirrelsquasher]

I tried this and she beat the shit out of me

[jonig179]

this is a shit could u do that to ur girlfriend or wat?

[WhitneyLovesYouxD]

Should Be Renamed "How To Be A Douchebag " ;D

[ROHITCHAUDHRY4GUITAR]

really fucking tip...

[shadowfansonicx]

OK,if u did ALL those things to me and I was ur gf......I would have PUNCHED u in the face and walked away......

[Nobody1sp3rf3ct]

LIEs.. Tat make her mad at u

[J0hnnyb0yfr0st]

oh and if i pulled her hair she would prob kick me in the face and then her father would too same if i ever put my hand on her until we 18:D both ways abusive or... well.... not so much

[J0hnnyb0yfr0st]

well if you do this to your girlfriend if i ever see you make sure to tell meh so i can sit ther and beat the living shit outta you u should never treat a girl like this if i didn't take her out to dinner and starved her she would probobly steal my wallet and buy food her self I would ask y she would say bcuz i can and i like her alot so i wouldn't dare like the first time she was cold i gave her my hoodie and she stole my wallet then gave it back but still it shows she cares tho :D

[xMmmDanish]

1,175 People tried this

[ihatekate158]

change the word impress into piss off and this video is good(:

[WaterCrayonz]

LOL Cried (from laughing) WATCHING DIS

[MsOsito2]

DAM BRO.... YOU A FUCKEN DICK IF YOU DO THIS TO YOUR GIRL!



[ahmettanriseven]

hahahhaha that's good

[peanut01011]

eleven is just how to get her away from you

[peanut01011]

step eight suck's

[QuakeMan13]

LOL is this how to loose a girl or how to impress it?! :P

(+ i read the description so i am joking)

[alexpersondek]

haha wow douchebag 101

[royalty98]

you will never get a girlfriend fella..... lol

[steffparkour]

i have a new title for this video " 25 ways to get a girl to hate you "

[Schlimmerfinger87]

ah yes and misleading title to the rare caring guys you girls mostly like to ignore.

[Schlimmerfinger87]

klichees and some useful tips.

[DasSlime]

stand up for the youtube national anthem

[elderscrollslover13]

Hahahaha dude your the best!!!! And all you retards. ITS A JOKE GET OVER IT. Your tits are small your pussy smells. Therefore you have to troll on a troll. Which is a lose lose situation for you and a win win fir him. Pwn. Now stfu and go to bed.

[Micotarie1]

Lol this is actually working ^^... With emo girl xD

[cheesecake11223344]

WHO IN THE WORLD TOLD YOU THIS?!?THAT IS NOOO WAY TO IMPRESS A GIRL!!!!

NO AFENCE

[lilbubbles3000]

wow. umm. im scared ..

[interuptingcow1]

Wtf

[Sunstrike403]

dude quit h8tn on women

[darthguy3]

I wonder why people keep commenting as if this isn't a joke... Isn't it pretty obvious that it's a joke?

[JamesVonHauenstein]

lol did u not read that it was a joke? lol dumbasses haha and this is true this should be titled how to fuck your love life over in 25 steps but i did laugh at kicking the small pet

[spectator912]

I'm looking for fucking advice!

The fuck is this shit?

This is how to destroy your love life in 20 seconds!

[postjustin993]

and dude, "kick the pet"?! your crush will not laugh at that, she will break up with you, and when she breaks up with you, you will eventually realize that animal abuse IS NOT FUNNY. just look at the updated ASPCA commercials, i almost cry during those. and yes, i cry, girls like sensitive guys.

[darthguy3]

@postjustin993 Dude, stop being self-righteous. I'm a vegan, and I found the kick the pet joke hilarious. You can have humour despite your morals.

[postjustin993]

dude, all this stuff is gonna get your crush to BREAK UP with you. i'd say instead of you making a clip on how to know if a girl likes you, you should watch ONE and follow in that clips footsteps

[Dukekaiastel]

Just saying, anyone who takes advice from this video is clearly stupid and in know form or sort will you ever amount to getting a girl this way, it shows that you intentionally want to treat her like she doesn't matter, it's abuse, and just stupid. If you do this to a girl she will most likely slap the hell out of you if she's with you or the next time she encounters you. Also if you liked this video, are you really that stupid?

[101spiderwomen]

what the fuck r u smoking?! cuz it shity come to me ill get u sum god stuff

[dsr060799]

Your video is a fake man i could tell from #1

[SexyChik562]

i'll kik any guy in the nuts who does that to me... & the one who did this probably got his ass kiked & just did this to make any other guy look like stupid.. so he wouldnt be the only one >.<

[420chillinbun]

Lol

[UrGFCheatedHaha]

Sht didn't work :(

I followed every steps...

I just got ass fucked

[perv1211]

i followed all these steps and i still cant seem to get a girl FML -_-

[zerrubabbel]

the last thing i want to do is make my girl cry.

[writer22760]

this is more like 25 ways to loose a girl. asshole

[thekissofdeath87]

of that's 15. lol i hope you enjoy reading these comments.

[thekissofdeath87]

13. and 14 are both incorrect. haha! its a turn off when a man spites right in front of you, and if my man would of kicked my pet, i would kick him down the stairs. and see how he likes to be kicked.

[thekissofdeath87]

12. is funny i;m not going to lie LOL but i would be funny without cursing i would be like "really you left me, like woww" from the movie our idiot brother. great movie! if you haven't seen it watch or rent it whatever.

[thekissofdeath87]

11. is an abuser. ..... and a bitch of a man

[thekissofdeath87]

9 is one of the rappers moves, that's my shorty, some bitch lol

[thekissofdeath87]

25 ways of how to become an an asshole

l;ol