Black Jesus - Family Guy

[noobinstarcraft2]

fart

[JustPRR]

that would be a great tv series

[EliCross]

@JustPRR I would watch the shit out of that show.

[MirrorSymmetry]

Jesus is back! And his first act is to apoint Sam Jackson as Pope!

Then he'd Canonise Isaac Hayes as a Saint!

[ilikechevy2]

people sayin they wish jesus was like this mke me sickined

[HiroIndo16]

Jesus was brown. close enough.

[slimakaphatj1]

Jesus was probably the name of a donkey that a dude thought sounded good in his fictional noval about how the world started. Its a good read but I thought Jurrasic park was better with more plot twists.

[punk601]

I am offensive and I find this black

[nakaylahopeallen]

Tht is so racist!!!!! Why in the heck would u make fun if Jesus??? And since Jesus I a Jew technically he is black. So go screw urself and get a life family guy.( I don't care if it's supposed to be comical, it's against the Holy Bible, so it's just wrong!!!!!)

[CelticAngloPress]

@nakaylahopeallen

The show, family guy, is made by Jews.

[spenserrid]

@CelticAngloPress Actually Seth McFarland is and atheist.

[MiscellaniesIdeas]

watching familyguy vids when i should be studyin for mah midterms

[pringlesrgud]

i used to ride in on yo mama's ass but then i took an arrow to the knee

[ThePredator32]

They should play this clip every day. The christian faith would double in followers over night.

[ssj4yamijames]

@ThePredator32 i agree

[wecantsee]

"I rode in the town on an ass, yo mama's ass." - Black Jesus

[megaboyfun1123]

if thiz were jesus crack wouldn't be elegal.....yyyaaaaaayyyy

[ngK44]

I like how the Christians on here are more offended by the idea of a Jesus who isn't white than a Jesus who rides people's momma's ass.

[ABN251]

@ngK44 well no shit, Jesus isn't white

[ngK44]

@ABN251 I know that dumb ass, which is why it's ironic that that's what people are getting offended about.

[JustCuz1998]

I Rode in on an Ass , ur Mammas Ass ..... Black Jesus :D

[poopypoo5913]

@JustCuz1998 Hahahahaha he did say that didn't he!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheCrazies567]

Bad, this is just bad!

[MegaPuffle]

Press 7 XD

[blazedpopepipoes]

I rode into town on an ass

YO MOMMAS ASS

BLACK JESUS

[C7D7M7]

White People can Swim. White Jesus can walk on water.

Black people cannot swim. Black Jesus can swim.

[Tweety1985love]

@C7D7M7 I can swim...and i'm black

[metalmonster27]

@C7D7M7 wtf?



[VegaStarAngel]

@C7D7M7 Dude. Why?

[FlatulenceFox]

@C7D7M7 Well I guess Irvingtion Jones, Anthony Ervin, and Anthony Nesty are just severely sunburned white guys, right?

[C7D7M7]

@FlatulenceFox Exactly. I was joking... Its a stereotype. I dont really feel that way....

[kemetkush]

@C7D7M7 black people can't swim???? you zionists are funny...hahahaha

[thepwnedninja]

Red Tails

[4876531]

press 5, then 7.

I rode in Yo Mammas Ass

[TheOriginalNemeises]

press 4 then 3 really fast for Balls BAllS

[NoISwear]

"Your mommas ass" xD

[myf0lk]

lol how do you ride into town on someones ass

[bollocks2who]

@myf0lk ass is another name for "donkey". Do you see the joke now?

[myf0lk]

@bollocks2who ah there we go lol

[MyFenderOwnsYours]

@myf0lk For those who don't get it, ass actually means donkey. Later on, it was somehow given the meaning of 'butt'.

[percyjacksonfan10]

Historically speaking, Jesus was most likely black or middle-eastern

[YOMAMAISAMANWHORE]

I rode into town on an ass yo mamas ass

[TheWeedlover2]

family guy ftw!

[TheOriginalNemeises]

I'm offensive and I find this christian.

[TR215]

If jesus was real, he would have been an HEBREW and not an arab. Arabs didnt show up in that region until the 650's. Arabs originate from what is now saudi arabia, yemen and oman and moved up.

[itchygonads]

@TR215 He would not be white.

[zguza1]

haha epic

[mahaliabnch]

If Jesus was like this, everybody would be down with him. I know it lol

[kidasterorig111]

@mahaliabnch

There are actually speculation on Jesus' real skin. Some say that Jesus had white skin, tan skin or even black skin.

[Martinez1887]

jesus was an arab..not white or black..he lived in the mid east

[djwrox94]

@Martinez1887 no he was a jew

[Martinez1887]

@djwrox94

no he wasnt, jews killed him, and jew is not a nationality..they can be white black or whatever

[PanosKates95]

press 0:12 for ass ass ass ass ass ass

[harrylane4]

@Fifa0808 right. The fact that most of the jokes arent funny makes the funny ones that much funnier. Just like SNL

[harrylane4]

@4eyedphatguys dark-skinned doesnt neccisarily mean black. Black means someone is of african descent. That would make YOU the retard who doesnt do his research.

[MrOoooohyea]

i have seen the light

[MrJackWaters]

if this was the real jesus id be christian

[smogunner]

JESUS NEGÃO, SANGUE BÃO!

[HerrDoktorPete]

Hilarious.

[djwrox94]

@101Allahuakbar get fucked i dont wanna wipe my arse with my left hand mate

[Nemamka]

LOL it's actually funnier in Hungarian XD

[massafett]

jesus does not exist

[4eyedphatguys]

Actually, Seth MacFarlane (a.k.a. a retard who doesn't do his research) Jesus was indeed dark skinned. He was from Bethlehem and had Egyptian in his blood as well, stupid.

[djwrox94]

@4eyedphatguys he is still smarter then you

[4eyedphatguys]

@djwrox94 Hold on, I'll be back. Right after I go ride my flying pig, retard!

[simuy0213]

@djwrox94 isn't it suppose to be "than" you

[redjove2000]

@4eyedphatguys jesus? Egyptian blood? from his mothers or fathers side? I just ask because you seem to know, but i thought jesus was a bastard, as it turns out in every sense of the word.

[BikeDareDevils]

In science today my teacher was singing the intro over and over again!

[kill38p]

Black jesus is a dick

[EnergyTurtle101]

i thought jesus was a space lobster. Zoidberg that is. 

[daleva187goligo]

the only reason jesus is white is because thats how they painted him, leonardo devinci i think it was, they didnt have cameras or photos bak then so they was jis guessing he was most likely arabic or black if he even existed im not religious not even the least bit cuz religion iz jis to contol ppl so im jis sayin and no im not a devil worshiper or atheist so u can jis kill that thought right now anywayz this iz funny as hell what if he was black wat a burn it wld b on u gay ass christains hahaha

[7bush7]

@daleva187goligo you're a tool

[daleva187goligo]

yo mamaz ass hahahahaha

[CL137626]

What's funny is i may be christian, but All RELGIONS always have bloodshed. So yes, there was some violence in christianity, but alot of other religions have violence in them, too.

[Tilyard123456]

roflll

[TheFunnysamnoob333]

A templars khight walks into a muslim bar...

[chase9979]

I hate the name Jesus is not black he white u idots

[TheGamerguy35]

@chase9979 actually based on the area of where he lived he was most likely darker skinned...not black but he wasn't white

[coltoniscoolyall]

@chase9979 No he wasnt as a matter of fact the bible says he is arabic

[elchafa]

Di-no-myte!

[windson7]

im going to hell for laughing at this shit

[TastyShampu]

All this time i thought Jesus was a hamster looking animal! Damn you south park DX

[bscutajar]

@TastyShampu jesus in south park is a normal person. god is the strange hippo looking thing.

[TastyShampu]

@bscutajar touche~

[daleva187goligo]

@TastyShampu actually ur thinking of god, thats what they made him look like

[epithany2000]

we need that jesus but i think jesus is a cool/nice guy i want to meet him

[THEBIGGRAPE1]

thats not funny niggaz

[THEBIGGRAPE1]

thats not funny nigga

[DASD30]

MUDDASCUNT JESUS WAS BLACK AND LOOK AT ALL THE BLASPHEMY

[bigdigga0]

they got the black jesus rocking an upside down cross....that figures :lol

[LuckyStrikerxo]

omg i almost pissed myself

[MrsMclovin123]

;) lol

[airbomba1]

Love it

[mistermatt157]

But... that's just a weak joke.

It doesn't matter if it's offensive or not, it's just poor writing. "Yo mama's ass" was all they could think of to do with Black Jesus?

As long as they're making a racial stereotype, why not try to make it at least funny?

Wouldn't it at least be funnier to have him knocking over the money changers' tables, but keeping certain pieces to use as bling, or healing a man with cavities by giving him gold teeth, or even moon-walking on water or something?

[Fifa0808]

@mistermatt157 You clearly have never watched Family guy. 90% of the jokes are terrible, but that's also the reason why people appreciate it.

If someone find this offensive, i feel sorry for them. But hey, i think that most people who find this racist are white females around 50.

[Blazing234]

@mistermatt157 I think it's actually a very "smart" joke in a sense. Jesus came to town on an ass (donkey) so they were making a parady of that by using racism.

[JustBen94]

@mistermatt157 no it wouldnt

[TheWyman98]

Best yo' mama joke ever. Plain and simple.

[soundman420]

fwiw jesus was actually brown and looked like bin laden. spoke alot like him too. i know i was there.

[aa70queen01]

dude, it's a fucking joke - get over yourself

[608gamer07]

Yo mommas ass! LMAO! I love you Family Guy!

[zacknblack]

BLACK JESUS

[ragemanchoo82]

726 people think Jesus was a white guy. :p

[legitiment]

Lolz at people trying to convince others he was black or white, like the color of his skin has any matter into why people worship him and call him "lord", fucking idiots.

[daydreamingsince1990]

this is wrong, everybody know Jesus was Chinese

[mrnobelwolf]

@daydreamingsince1990 HAHHA LOOL! xD

[Jugularkill]

@daydreamingsince1990 but Kim Jong Il was Korean

[ahoop14]

@daydreamingsince1990 no he was born in jerusalem. so he is european.

[scotlander1]

@ahoop14 palestine is not in europe asshole

[tiger1chu]

@ahoop14 jerusalem is not in europe dumb ass

[sebaswow40]

@ahoop14 Oh MY GOD!!!! Really? are you that geographically retarded?

[coltoniscoolyall]

@ahoop14 Thats the dumbest thing i ever heard

[xXBandanaFreakXx]

@daydreamingsince1990 HAHAHAHAHA FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY..... No -.-

[Hit7cheR]

@daydreamingsince1990

and he was a quacksalver!

God is bullshit

[FredrickDeSherlock]

@daydreamingsince1990 you mean english

[HiddenFacedMatt]

Apparently, the cameraman's mother owns a donkey...

[TheAntiMainstream]

One does not simply quit watching Family Guy clips.

[LadyGaGaOfficialCha1]

I found this searching for the song Black Jesus (Amen Fashion). It's a fucking awesome song

[mrrekrap1]

@LadyGaGaOfficialCha1 CHECKOUT "BLACK MESSIAH" BY THE KINKS. INSTANT CLASSIC.

[birchy2k11]

Fucking legendary

[pinkfluff6]

your momas ass

[starryday100]

Jesus WAS black. This joke has no taste -_-

[Chucktanium]

My black friend argued that there is a better than good chance that Jesus was black, and it was impossible that he was white.

My retort: "I never said Jesus was white, I asked why he has an Afro in your picture"

[Egirl01]

@Chucktanium My GAWD I know! My grandparents have the Last Supper where Jesus and everyone has afros. I mean I know Jews were dark back in the day but come on now....afros?

[JackOLantern011]

I knew a black guy who went by the name: Black Jesus... and I am serious.

[Rutoo13]

This is hilarious!!!! And for the people who found it offensive, why the hell did u watch it in the first place???? The title is Black Jesus, that should give a clue, Dont watch it if u won't like it!! But great video!!!!

[keenwilk]

The black Jew is funny !!

[gdlksim]

Jesus was black raptor jew

[planetary109]

lol at these people giving their own theories as to who Jesus was.

[flex2dz]

The real Jesus was a strong black revolutionary who stood up to the Kings and blood suckers of the poor of his day and was hated by many. The one you see hanging on the walls of the ignorant is Michael Angelo's intelligence backed by the Catholic church to promote White Supremacy. Just like Constantin's Cross, the Trinity and Christmas bs.

[gdlksim]

He was black... and jewish

[mikeman123454321]

@gdlksim Who? Lenny Kravitz? Sammy Davis Jr?

[baobubs]

@gdlksim. and a socialist hippy

[bend224]

jesus black and ronald regan was a devil thumbs up if u ever heard of it

[Lizarius]

@bend224 And the government is STILL lying to you about 9/11.

[pp4289]

@bend224 boondocks lol

[danifangurl2]

im offencive and i find this black jesus

[bazzo705]

i rode into town on an ass. YOUR MAMMAS ASS ┌∩┐(●_●)┌∩┐

[Altibadass]

@samersupe you idiot. Islam was started by Mohammed some six hundred years later.

[Lilycha100]

its funny because Jesus was a viking....he helped Sweden to get rid of the evil country Denmark...then suddley The Danish pepole took him and kill him. We call him Jesuaus......the norden dwarf lord.

[TheNoobTubez]

LOL you all are so mad its hilarious :D

[Altibadass]

@jordanpw51 your racist. Case closed bitch.

[ductorduck]

You know what I'm going to hell AND IM TAKEING YOU WITHE ME

[jordanpw51]

SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE GOING TO HELL! I FELL BAD FOR ALL YOU FUCKING DUMB ATHEISTS!

[xkillerjack]

@jordanpw51 I feel bad for your momma ass.

[skegpit]

@jordanpw51 I don't think jesus would approve of your attitude. Queer.

[jordanpw51]

@skegpit You're calling me queer? You look like the kind of person who lives in their mom's basement.

[TheAndrewj96]

@jordanpw51 Cool story, bro.

[mvennettilli]

@jordanpw51 All the best comedians go there anyway.

[Fifa0808]

@jordanpw51 Well, if me going to hell means i don't have to spend an eternity with people like you, then sign me up.

[Jotbrar23]

Press 6 for "ASS" press it multiple times for big sean's dance song lawlz

[XxTheStealthyClownxX]

@CDP110 Uh...I'll try my best?

[TheGingaNinja34]

I'd totaly be a better christian if jesus was black...

[theycallmeLEGIT]

Boondocks bitch.

[MrHimynameisbob12]

0:13 yo mamma!

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[PinguKrueger]

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[odstwill13]

lol



[PSYchotic755]

8===(your mama's ass)===D