@DimitrovYordan91 The reason it was pulled wasn't really because they thought it would be offensive to gays, this commercial was pulled because they thought it could be offensive to some Christians since it makes a mockery out of a Bible story.
@TheAndyLoraProgram—exactly! It's like, I'm black, and I enjoy the fuck out of fried chicken (hey, that stuff is delicious!) but that doesn't mean I want to see KFC commercials with actors jiving it up in blackface. A stereotype is a stereotype, whether some people fit it or not.
@beatbeatBOOMbeat A stereotype? Who's to say the guy is gay? Seriously he didn't state he was gay, there was not one damn thing to state the guy was gay except for YOUR assumption that a man with a high pitched voice and the ability to hold a flower (?) in his toes is gay! Black-face is a COMPLETELY different and obvious racial stereotype. BESIDES this commercial was NOT banned, like a plethora of so-called Banned commercials it just never aired in the U.S. it was aired in Netherlands.
The only thing that gets on my nerves about this is why couldn't Adam be gay without having to be super duper over-the-top flamboyant? I'm a fem gay myself but I felt like they wanted to make it overly gay. Thats like a commercial of a black man holding a watermelon and a 50 Cent album in his hands.
@TheAndyLoraProgram What type of commercial would have a black man holding a 50 Cent album and a watermelon? Would it be racist if the album was AC/DC? Kid Rock? Or instead of a watermelon, lets say a tomato, would that be racist? It is obvious you associate these inanimate objects with racism, while to me it would just be a delicious fruit and and a really crappy album. .
@juststacia So this video ruined your life? And let's see, you "accidentally" clicked on it? And then what, you accidentally watched it? Or were you actually expecting to see a video of Adam and Steve oops I mean Eve? What the hell did you expect when you are watching Youtube to begin with? A lecture on Heavy Quark Effective Field Theory?? Come on, you're not fooling anyone, you've obviously had bigger wastes of your time! Like getting out of bed in the morning! LMAO
@MsAnwar29 This clip has been watched by 22 million viewers and has been uploaded since 2008. I doubt it will ever be removed by simple suggestion. Also, Adam and Eve are also sacred in the Christian religion, and has also been depicted many, many times, in art and film and even stage plays without any problems. This video was never made with Islam in mind, nor does it intend to make fun of Islam, or any religion.
Open your eyes and see the world more, and look away if it displeases you.
Adam and Eve are blessed & precious to Allah and us, so it's forbidden to be personified and fimed. You can't make cheap fun concerning Islamic religion and faith cuz nobody can be in their position.
@MsAnwar29 In the Egyptian creation story, the first goddess, Tefnut, was said to come forth out of Atum. One of her Mesopotamian nicknames was Nin-ti, meaning “Lady Life,” or “The Lady (Who Makes) Live.” S.N. Kramer states that ti is also the Sumerian word for “rib,” therefore Nin-ti could variously be interpreted as “the Lady of the Rib.” In the Bible, Eve is of course formed from the rib of Adam.”
I'm not a gay, but here is what i say: It's a pleasure to be in minority. All bright people are in minority. Rich people are in minority, musicians and artists are in minority. Writers, inventors, you name it. To be in majority, on the other hand, means that you are like everyone and nothing more.
@MichaelWalter1000 Gay people live their life successfully and happily. Who are you to judge? What if the gays were tp judge you, you get flipped as well. So shut up and deal with it. Gay people are humans too... I'm sure Jesus himself wouldn't condemn gays like you. ._.
@MabinogiFan1226 The motto for this company is "sometimes things don't go right" So when the only guy in the whole world is gay, that's a big problem.
To people preaching their religions and opinions, why can't we just stop? We're Youtube, good luck getting someone to believe in God or believe in reason. Everyone has their own rights and beliefs, and there's certainly no point to argue about it. I tried to put this as nicely as possible.
@UmbraDracos There is a reason to argue about someones opinion when people are dying because some asshole on a throne in the vatican tells uneducated people condoms are bad, so the HIV infection spreads.
Or because of religious dogma the human population spirals out of control.
@beamerZ It offends people that's why. Sorry the people in the U.S. aren't assholes like those in Holland. Actually I take that back alot of us are assoles -_-.
Pyramids are just blocks piled on top of each other. An amazing feat back then yes but doable. Building a huge boat that can stay bouyant was not possible with primative tools. The bible is just stories from simpler times when we didnt have the knowledge to explain things properly. All religions believe different things so which one is true? Either only one of them is true or more likely all of them are made up.
im a muslim but a new generation. the quran unlike the bible is filled with science and i can think for myself. evolution "theorie" does excist and is proven but i dont believe everything like that humans have adabted cuz unlike animals, humans change their envirement then themselves. ow and im open to actual facts unlike most religous persons that have their noses in their book while not following and knowing its wrong.
ps: sorry for bad english. im 17 and speek 4 other languages so its hard
@danoon334 Good to see that you are open to reason and learning Mate. Humans are animals. Why should we be different? Is it so difficult to accept we evolved? Or do you prefer we came from dust?
Study large brained mamials and the great apes. Tell me if you don't see any similarities between humans and chimpanzies.
DNA is a powerful tool which science can use to establish things like who commited a murder etc. That same DNA points to use sharing a common ancestor with the great apes.
@technam00 I know right? It's like quotations make every thing you say the truth. It's to bad for them because they don't know the only truth is jesus
@MsBREATHOFLIFE I'm affraid the archaeological and genetic evidence suggests otherwise. All humans did originate from africa. But you won't accept what I am saying because you will only believe your book! So it's pointless discussing this further. Nothing you say will make me believe on word written in the bible is true.
You could at least research some of the points I have raised? It's only fair if I have read the bible. Either way, I must say good night for now. I have a Film to watch
People are so stupid. If adam and eve gave birth to two boys, kane & able, and kane kills able....how are we alive and christianity ethical....besides jesus was jewish obviously. Stupid ass.
@SystemOfADown471 The Jews didn't come into being untill after Abraham, Adam and Eve lived to be 890 years old. So I think their had to be a few more childern then that.
She just had a surprised look not because of his gayness, but because she was expecting me. I showed up a little late after the filming was done, kicked his faggot ass and went to town on the little hottie.
@msbreathoflife animals don't have souls or consciousness? How do you know, are you one? Oh wait, you are, and so am I, in fact every human is an animal. But surely a book 2000 years outdated is correct
@Volkblin If they did they wouldn't kill ppl or other animals, even though that is just what humans do. But they are not supposed to. On the other hand animals kill becuz they hunt for food. But if a person gets in their way they will kill them such as a bulldog, or pitbull, And the tigers, lions, & bears OH! MY!. Now these animals will kill. But humans are not to do that. They will go to jail for that, an animal will not. So in this case I guess your right. But they will not be judged by God.
@Volkblin God made man in his image, He just made animals for us to rule over not have sex with. Or to take what they do as an excuse for us. God made man with a soul, (that is what we think with, the things we make up in our minds to do) we can think to kill, steal, cheat, lie this is our consiciousness. The soul. We have a spirit that was given to us by God. It does evil beczu it follows the soul, the mind thoughts of this body. It needs to be changed through the born again experience.
@Volkblin Animals don't have a soul, they have a spirit, which he Bible says, their spirit will go down and our's will go up. Only if we are born again, if we ask Jesus to come into our lives, and change the way we live, we wouldn't live to ourselves but for God. The Bible isn't out dated. God never changes, the only thing God changed was the way the Law was handed down to men and women who couldn't keep it. Back then it was the law, now it's Grace.
@garysgreat When A/E sinned, they disobeyed God. In so doing they handed the world over to Satan, who is now the prince of the world. Then sin entered the world through disobedence. If A/E ate of the tree of life we wouldn't have been in this situtation now. Becuz of sin, disease, provety, your unbelief doubts of God being here is the results of sin. God had nothing to do with the fact that A/E choose to eat of the tree of good & evil. Justin Bieber quote. Yur a sinner gray u won't understand.
@MsBREATHOFLIFE Adam and Eve are a fairy story. End of. As far as Bieber is concerned, he encapsulates all that is wrong with the west today. He is supposed to be a xtian right. Now correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't Jesus be horrified at Biebers wealth?
Imagine all the people around the world that could be saved if that money went to fight poverty and not line the pockets of a little asshole that can sing!
@hardstyleerulezzzzzAMEN! The fruit of homosexuality is extinction. All men are created equal. But all sex acts are not. In the Bible God allowed divorce among heterosexuals because of the hardness of man's heart.
Nowhere is same sex allowed by God, it is called vile, reprobate, and abominable. God has the final say. Homosexuals need to repent! Please read the poem, This Must Be Said!
@hardst And I'm supposed to take your word for this?? May I ask you what study or a all mighty man told you that God didn't exsist? I could tell you that God does exsist and you know it too. The day you stole something, or the day you decided to have sex for the first time God told you and the person you were having sex with knew in your heart that it wasn't right. Then you heard another voice saying Ahh no one will know what you did go ahead. So you over rode the voice that said no, & did it.
The Word of God said that men know that He exsist just by the way the earth is made. No one put the earth in space and set it on nothing. The plants all sit in space on nothing and the sun doesn't come no closer or it goes out no father then what the seasons says it should do. Just who do you think gives you your breath? It's God, not you. There was a man in the Bible who thought that he was a god, becuz the ppl praised him & he didn't say other wise. The man died worms consumed him be4 he fell.
@MsBREATHOFLIFE So you base your logic and reason on a 2,500 year old book that is full of rape, child rape, slavery, murder and genocide by god! And you would rather believe that nonsense over evidence. You have no evidence, nadda, zero proof your evil god exists. And your back up arguement is "Well who made the universe then?" You can still have a god create the universe without all the evil garbage written in the koran/bible.
@garysgreat That book sir, is telling the truth about history, that has taken place back then. Nothing in it was hide to man. Down to the fact that Lots daughters committed incest with their father. Nothing is hide. Down to the deaths, slavery, murders, the genocides these weren't caused by God. Not all of them any way. What genocide are you talking about? The flood? They had 120 years to get on that boat. It wasn't over night. The ppl that heard Noah saw him had been death long be4 it was done.
@MsBREATHOFLIFE 7 of 7. Your god condoned slavery. He did commit genocide on all the humans and land mamials. He did get his followeres to rape and murder. The list of disgusting deeds is endless.
Or it could be just a story. The jesus bit was a lot better. Jesus was a nice chap. I get how people would want thyo follow him.
No one knows how or who created the universe.
But that shouldn't mean any religion is true.
Best wishes to you and at least study some of the large brained animals?
@garysgreat God did condone slavery gary, beczu He knew the ppl's hearts, that whether he condoned it or not they would do it any way. God never condoned rape, as the rapist would be killed if he was caught. It says that if a man saw a woman in the field, and he raped her, they were broguht before the judgment sit. Of the priest, and becuz they were in the field and no one heard her scream, the man would be put to death, and the woman speared. Now if they were in the city, and the women didn't.
@MsBREATHOFLIFE Yes, I read the bible. The woman in the city would be forced to marry her rapist! I won't get into the quoting game. How about a truce now. No harm done eh?
Glad you feed the animals, that's a kind thing to do. So you do have a soft spot for your fellow creatures. Yes saw the movie star trek generations. Data cracking jokes, priceless!
@garysgreat And the woman didn't scream, it's becuz the woman was a prostitue. Then both would be stoned. This was the law of God. The only reason God had these things done was so the ppl wouldn't spread sexaully transmitted deseases. He said get a wife of her virginity. Jesus was a nice chap! Oh, my, sorry. Yes he is a nice chap. That is the reason I follow him. I know how the universe was created Gary. In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
@MegaL You've been trying to get me to respond to you for awhile, what's up-? Noah got the blue prints from God. Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch. Gopher wood is a type of tree that floats, pitch is like black tare. The lenth of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the the hight of it thirty cubits, The whole blue print of the ark was given by God. You could look up gopherwood to see what type it is. And Pitch.
@MegaLiftman They had tools back then, but mostly they used muscle strenth. See back then God had to speak to men becuz there wasn't a prophet or a go between to God and man. Even if I showed you scripture you wouildn't know where to look for this. But Uziahwas one of the kings that made an engine, for his army. There was many others who made engines and artitians, that knew how to make crafts. They wrote books back then also. God told Habbakah to write the vision make it plain.
@MsBREATHOFLIFE Trust me I am an engineer. There is no way all them years ago man had the tools to build a huge boat that was water tight etc. Also how the hell did he round up every animal on the planet the idea is ridiculous. Its a scientific fact that we evolved and continue to do so. God didnt wave his magic wand and stick two people on the earth. Dinosaurs were here before us. Again scientific fact.
@MegaLiftman I guess man didn't have all the tools to build pyramids either. Yet, there they are. I would think as an engineer you would know to never doubt the ability of a motivated individual. Regardless of what that motivation is or how correct the intentions are.
@MegaLiftman Unlike us, sir God can and will do what ever He wants. Now since He made the universe what makes you think He couldn't make a man fix a boat? God knows what material to us more then we would. I gave you what the Bible told Noah to fix the boat with. He is the one who made the trees also, Dinosaurs where not all living then. Not the huge ones anyway. But their was still dinosaurs in the time of Job. I could tell you the one Job discribed I'd have to look it up though. God facts.
@MsBREATHOFLIFE Where is he now then? Your arguments for god existing are based on stories from a book all of which are made to look stupid by science. If he created the universe who created all the other million trillion planets and stars?
@MegaLiftman god u retard. how about read the bible before bashing it- comeing from someone who doesnt believe all of hte christian ways. mabey you should get off darwens dick and actualy know a thing or 2 about the largest religion in the world
@MrBigMOproduction Well I actually did A level religous studies way back when just to see what people believed so I do know both sides if you like and made my decisions from that. Problem with you religous people is you believe it so blindly with ZERO EVIDENCE that you just refuse to accept other explanations.
@MrBigMOproduction Well I actually did A level religous studies way back when just to see what people believed so I do know both sides if you like and made my decisions from that. Problem with you religous people is you believe it so blindly with ZERO EVIDENCE that you just refuse to accept other explanations.
@garys God did create the universe without evil yo! In the beginning everything God made was good. There was no sin in the garden of Eden untill satan used that snake. The koran and the Bible are different. When God made the heavens and the earth He said it was good. When he made man He made him in His image which was good. I have proof, The Bible, and the Holy Ghost. Jesus said he will lead me and guide into (ALL) truth and he has. Oh ya, you talk about rape then what about now? It's still here
@MsBREATHOFLIFE 6 of? Aprox 120,000 years ago humans left africa and colonised europe and the far east. We are all 99.9% the same genetically. We are all Africans! I was born sinless as are the 21,000 kids who die each day of diseases.
4 Billion people alive right now don't believe in jesus. So in your eyes they are going to hell.
Can you not at least think how silly this situation is? Can your loving god really condem most of India to hell?
@195ashesAMEN! The fruit of homosexuality is extinction. All men are created equal. But all sex acts are not. In the Bible God allowed divorce among heterosexuals because of the hardness of man's heart.
Nowhere is same sex allowed by God, it is called vile, reprobate, and abominable. God has the final say. Homosexuals need to repent! Please read the poem, This Must Be Said!
@MattFrame and @MsBREATHOFLIFE: Too bad YT doesn't restrict the number of messages two people can exchange with each other on a given video. Ur both so over the top it wd. be comical if ur remarks were not bordering on being two fanatical zealots. There are plenty (too many) religious sites out there where u can find like minded people who won't be bored to death by ur diatribes. Go attend a Tea Party meeting instead.
@Littleforbigg, LOL, the entire point and tone of my posts went right over your head.
I'm not surprised.
In any case, unless you are being held at gunpoint, forced against your will to read any thread, I'm afraid your blubbering and blustering only come off as amusingly petulant.
All very well but you could clearly see you weren't a boy, my dream wasn't interpreted untill much later, after my conscious self had caught up and when it was explained i knew that's what the dream had meant. Dreams are the bodies way of filling infomation, maybe you were being bullied a lot at the time.
That could very well have been the problem, I was bullied in school alot, I did fight like a boy, but I kept my fimanine ways, except when fighting. Why do you have a pin name like that? It doesn't sound like you? Maybe your holding back?
It's about the deception and frustration. For example: when you deal with a theft or you have a medical emergency, it's all a bad surprise. Then the insurance company comes with a solution; Just call us. Even if you are a woman and the only man in the world is gay! hahaha it's a great commercial.
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@HarrisonHelm It has to do with insurance because its like "you never know whats going to happen or what kind of shit you'll end up in" That make more sense? :-P
@HarrisonHelm Well.. somebody had a good idea about a funny ad. Sad thing was that the highest bidder was an insurance company... Well we can't make those to relate... but the ad is funny! hell... lets just put our logo at the end. The ad is funny!
Close ur eyes shut ur mouth dream a dream get us out dream dream dream dream dream dream.hit the hay fast asleep dream a dream ya little pleep.dream dream dream dream dream dreeeem.
well they might of been since the world was one contanat back then no one knows where exactly they were but your right they could've been any skin color
@woodworks9 yes he will. for ever and ever and ever. that's right, not just gay, but a fairy: a fucking fairy, for ever and ever and ever, like in the bible :-D
The effort to abolish "age of consent" laws has been a long-time goal of homosexual activists. The 1972 Gay Rights Platform, for example, called for the abolition of all laws prohibiting sex with children. The platform demands: "Repeal of all laws governing the age of sexual consent."
The Los Angeles Times conducted a survey in 1985 of 2,628 adults across the U.S. Of those, 27% of the women and 16% of the men had been sexually molested. Seven percent of the girls and 93% of the men had been molested by adults of the same sex. This means that 40% of child molestations were by homosexuals. (Los Angeles Times, August 25-6, 1985)
In 1984, a Vermont survey of 161 adolescents who were sex offenders found that 35 of them were homosexuals (22%). (Wasserman, J., “Adolescent Sex Offenders—Vermont, 1984” Journal American Medical Association, 1986; 255:181-2)
In 1991, of the 100 child molesters at the Massachusetts Treatment Center for Sexually Dangerous Persons, a third were heterosexual, a third were bisexual, and a third were homosexual. (Dr. Raymond Knight, “Differential Prevalence of Personality Disorders in Rapists and Child Molesters,” Eastern Psychological Association Conference, New York, April 12, 1991)
"The Innate-Immutable Argument Finds No Basis in Science: In Their Own Words: Gay Activists Speak About Science, Morality, Philosophy," by Drs. A. Dean Byrd, Shirley Cox, and Jeffrey W. Robinson. The authors of this study carefully quote a number of homosexual researchers who have worked for years to locate a "gay gene" or some other genetic basis for homosexuality. They have failed and are now admitting that such evidence may never be found.
my ex mess up leaving a great guy like me. we started dating for 2 month she started talking about sex. i told her it too soon i wanna wait longer or better too wait till marry and she tell me how can we be together with out sex. so she broke up with me. since she broke up with me i knew right then she promble just wanna me for sex. cause sex is really not the meaning of love. i want someone who loves me for who i am. and how great there personally is. it hard to find the right girl :(
OMG this is Hilarious!! Idk how I got here but this was soo funny. God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. It's one thing to just live your life the way you want and choose not to acknowledge God's original design but to say that God created people GAY..that ridiculous. The whole design of a human body and procreation shows plainly what God's intention was and still is. A man and a woman create a child, a gay couple adopts one. God hasn't changed His designs. Children of God know this!
@KayiPure In zoos, animals that are in captivity and that have no fear of starvation or self-protection, or preservation of the species, do pair up in same sex couples. This also happens in the wild with animals that are, again, not at threat of dying out or starving. That doesn't mean I think it's unnatural... the opposite. Right now we are not at risk on a deep instinctual level and we can follow what we are naturally suited for, instead of what who we need to survive or pass on genetics.
@Neithie Out of all the animals that I've owned I have never seen a male animal let another male hump them. We don't take the actions of animals to make our lives better becuz they don't mind doing that. The only animal I ever saw doing that was on tv the monkeys. But yu don't take what an animal does & say it's ok for humans. ANIMALS DON'T HAVE A SOUL, OR A CONSCIOUSNESS. They will not be judged for that. A human will be judged for their actions. We don't learn from animals to make it right.
@MsBREATHOFLIFE Maybe if Christians spent less time judging and more time loving as YOUR book preaches, I would have an ink of respect for them. But they dont so i dont. Fuck off. I meet more atheist like Jesus then you will ever be. What right do you have to judge? "those who have not sinned, throw the first stone" You christians use your religion to feel superior yet jesus washed feet. He took in the prostitues. So Fuck Off. Your nothing but a hypocrite
@kprocker9 Look if I didn't tell yu that if you go around the corner there's a big hole in the ground waiting for someone to come around there. And I just came from there and went around it. I saw you going on that street. Didn't warn you of the danger. That would be hate. I tell you of the danger of not accepting Christ as yur saviour becuz he is the one that will keep yu from hell sir that is LOVE. Not telling you will be HATE. Jesus said, go into all the world and preach the Gospel.
We know that the Lord has always created, loved, and kept His gay children right here on earth as part of His divine plan. Satan infiltrates people with weak, easy-to-corrupt minds, however, and deceives them into believing that being gay (or black, Jewish, left-handed, etc) are somehow "sinful" or wrong. Of course they are not. God wants a diverse population; that's why He creates us all as unique individuals. Those who spread anti-gay nonsense are simply working for the devil.
Who said she was white.
MegaExclusiveStar 14 minutes ago
Omg I can't believe this is so old and yet I am JUST finding it now... this just made my day! Lmao! Classic.
advancedplacement1 39 minutes ago
to be truly gay, it would be called Adam and Steve...
QFizzle1992 17 hours ago
Haha! I loved this -3
LittleLampshade22 18 hours ago
You are definnnaattllly the type of man my video is for
ImitateTheBestQueen 1 day ago
I wish that title was not there so Adam would be even more a surprising;) reality check hahahah
zouzounakiaable 1 day ago
Why is this banned? I don't think any gay would find it offensive.
DimitrovYordan91 2 days ago
@DimitrovYordan91 The reason it was pulled wasn't really because they thought it would be offensive to gays, this commercial was pulled because they thought it could be offensive to some Christians since it makes a mockery out of a Bible story.
tigerjackson77 18 hours ago
@tigerjackson77 gays make a mockery of humans, it's sad any of us have to deal with this on a daily basis.
docrw 2 hours ago
poor girl
princepeterwolf 2 days ago
@TheAndyLoraProgram—exactly! It's like, I'm black, and I enjoy the fuck out of fried chicken (hey, that stuff is delicious!) but that doesn't mean I want to see KFC commercials with actors jiving it up in blackface. A stereotype is a stereotype, whether some people fit it or not.
beatbeatBOOMbeat 3 days ago
@beatbeatBOOMbeat A stereotype? Who's to say the guy is gay? Seriously he didn't state he was gay, there was not one damn thing to state the guy was gay except for YOUR assumption that a man with a high pitched voice and the ability to hold a flower (?) in his toes is gay! Black-face is a COMPLETELY different and obvious racial stereotype. BESIDES this commercial was NOT banned, like a plethora of so-called Banned commercials it just never aired in the U.S. it was aired in Netherlands.
BadSmaxx 1 day ago
@EternalSearcher—*slow clap of respect*
beatbeatBOOMbeat 3 days ago
LOL :))))))))))))))))))
SuperTer3 3 days ago
The only thing that gets on my nerves about this is why couldn't Adam be gay without having to be super duper over-the-top flamboyant? I'm a fem gay myself but I felt like they wanted to make it overly gay. Thats like a commercial of a black man holding a watermelon and a 50 Cent album in his hands.
TheAndyLoraProgram 3 days ago
@TheAndyLoraProgram What type of commercial would have a black man holding a 50 Cent album and a watermelon? Would it be racist if the album was AC/DC? Kid Rock? Or instead of a watermelon, lets say a tomato, would that be racist? It is obvious you associate these inanimate objects with racism, while to me it would just be a delicious fruit and and a really crappy album. .
BadSmaxx 1 day ago
fuck the guy stupid?
MrNamtow 3 days ago
@MrNamtow Nope just gay and awesome. :D
skategirl555 2 days ago
Omggggg sooo funny !!!!! :))))
1aoconnor 3 days ago
Biggest waste of my time. Accidently click on something and ruin your life
juststacia 3 days ago
@juststacia So this video ruined your life? And let's see, you "accidentally" clicked on it? And then what, you accidentally watched it? Or were you actually expecting to see a video of Adam and Steve oops I mean Eve? What the hell did you expect when you are watching Youtube to begin with? A lecture on Heavy Quark Effective Field Theory?? Come on, you're not fooling anyone, you've obviously had bigger wastes of your time! Like getting out of bed in the morning! LMAO
BadSmaxx 1 day ago
Eve was Like WTf
ALI5392 4 days ago
Hi... I'm Adam.... And I'm a Mormon....
austrailianpirate 4 days ago 3
Bahahahahhahahaha... Hi I'm Adam ;D
glitterpink4ever 4 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
Wait what, what is this commercial about?
Bl1ndAr13s 4 days ago
Lolololololololololololz its FABULOUS!!!
WhosAgreekGod 4 days ago
It's better to remove this clip right away !
MsAnwar29 4 days ago
@MsAnwar29 This clip has been watched by 22 million viewers and has been uploaded since 2008. I doubt it will ever be removed by simple suggestion. Also, Adam and Eve are also sacred in the Christian religion, and has also been depicted many, many times, in art and film and even stage plays without any problems. This video was never made with Islam in mind, nor does it intend to make fun of Islam, or any religion.
Open your eyes and see the world more, and look away if it displeases you.
SirCidKnee 4 days ago
Adam and Eve are blessed & precious to Allah and us, so it's forbidden to be personified and fimed. You can't make cheap fun concerning Islamic religion and faith cuz nobody can be in their position.
MsAnwar29 4 days ago
@MsAnwar29 In the Egyptian creation story, the first goddess, Tefnut, was said to come forth out of Atum. One of her Mesopotamian nicknames was Nin-ti, meaning “Lady Life,” or “The Lady (Who Makes) Live.” S.N. Kramer states that ti is also the Sumerian word for “rib,” therefore Nin-ti could variously be interpreted as “the Lady of the Rib.” In the Bible, Eve is of course formed from the rib of Adam.”
kuttenkijker 4 days ago
Talk about trouble in paradise!
Thompa93 4 days ago
HIII I'm Manny! :D
MrTripleHelix 4 days ago
LOL !!
rvsehgal101 4 days ago
Gays really get flipped out beccause they know that they will always be the "minority." Gay people suck.
MichaelWalter1000 5 days ago
@MichaelWalter1000
I'm not a gay, but here is what i say: It's a pleasure to be in minority. All bright people are in minority. Rich people are in minority, musicians and artists are in minority. Writers, inventors, you name it. To be in majority, on the other hand, means that you are like everyone and nothing more.
EternalSearcher 5 days ago
@MichaelWalter1000 Gay people live their life successfully and happily. Who are you to judge? What if the gays were tp judge you, you get flipped as well. So shut up and deal with it. Gay people are humans too... I'm sure Jesus himself wouldn't condemn gays like you. ._.
Ranger629 5 days ago
Hi, I'm Adam. Lmfas
1234dinosaursss 5 days ago 16
@msBREATHOFLIFE every one has sinned therefore you are also sinner.
stykzanimationzzz 5 days ago
0:58 - I love the look on her face
tigerjackson77 5 days ago in playlist Liked videos 15
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tigerjackson77 5 days ago in playlist Liked videos
Hahahahahaha.! Best video ever XD
brenda9725 5 days ago
Hahaha Adam and Steve lmao
DrowzyYan 6 days ago
Why is it an advertisment for insurance o.o
MabinogiFan1226 6 days ago
@MabinogiFan1226 The motto for this company is "sometimes things don't go right" So when the only guy in the whole world is gay, that's a big problem.
tigerjackson77 5 days ago
To people preaching their religions and opinions, why can't we just stop? We're Youtube, good luck getting someone to believe in God or believe in reason. Everyone has their own rights and beliefs, and there's certainly no point to argue about it. I tried to put this as nicely as possible.
UmbraDracos 6 days ago
@UmbraDracos There is a reason to argue about someones opinion when people are dying because some asshole on a throne in the vatican tells uneducated people condoms are bad, so the HIV infection spreads.
Or because of religious dogma the human population spirals out of control.
Sitting on the fence helps no one.
garysgreat 6 days ago
Ad inside the video: What Is Scientology?
LOL
kemenyadi 6 days ago
Lol
chieltjuhh20 6 days ago
All I can say is wtf
xslimxshadyxrocksx 1 week ago
Haha this is funny and well made; why was it banned; In Holland we're not as prude as in the Usa?
beamerZ 1 week ago
@beamerZ It offends people that's why. Sorry the people in the U.S. aren't assholes like those in Holland. Actually I take that back alot of us are assoles -_-.
Zexion98 6 days ago
Even is our great, great, great, great, great, great greandmother. Hahahaha.
chriswarren44 1 week ago
Pyramids are just blocks piled on top of each other. An amazing feat back then yes but doable. Building a huge boat that can stay bouyant was not possible with primative tools. The bible is just stories from simpler times when we didnt have the knowledge to explain things properly. All religions believe different things so which one is true? Either only one of them is true or more likely all of them are made up.
MegaLiftman 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
im a muslim but a new generation. the quran unlike the bible is filled with science and i can think for myself. evolution "theorie" does excist and is proven but i dont believe everything like that humans have adabted cuz unlike animals, humans change their envirement then themselves. ow and im open to actual facts unlike most religous persons that have their noses in their book while not following and knowing its wrong.
ps: sorry for bad english. im 17 and speek 4 other languages so its hard
danoon334 1 week ago
@danoon334 Good to see that you are open to reason and learning Mate. Humans are animals. Why should we be different? Is it so difficult to accept we evolved? Or do you prefer we came from dust?
Study large brained mamials and the great apes. Tell me if you don't see any similarities between humans and chimpanzies.
DNA is a powerful tool which science can use to establish things like who commited a murder etc. That same DNA points to use sharing a common ancestor with the great apes.
garysgreat 1 week ago
@technam00 I know right? It's like quotations make every thing you say the truth. It's to bad for them because they don't know the only truth is jesus
stat2211 1 week ago
I love it when atheist use quotation marks just to prove a point. You don't know God because You simply don't want to.
Technam00 1 week ago
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@MsBREATHOFLIFE I'm affraid the archaeological and genetic evidence suggests otherwise. All humans did originate from africa. But you won't accept what I am saying because you will only believe your book! So it's pointless discussing this further. Nothing you say will make me believe on word written in the bible is true.
You could at least research some of the points I have raised? It's only fair if I have read the bible. Either way, I must say good night for now. I have a Film to watch
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garysgreat 1 week ago
Eva's epic fail!
MsUltraKawaii 1 week ago
People are so stupid. If adam and eve gave birth to two boys, kane & able, and kane kills able....how are we alive and christianity ethical....besides jesus was jewish obviously. Stupid ass.
SystemOfADown471 1 week ago
@SystemOfADown471 The Jews didn't come into being untill after Abraham, Adam and Eve lived to be 890 years old. So I think their had to be a few more childern then that.
MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 week ago
She just had a surprised look not because of his gayness, but because she was expecting me. I showed up a little late after the filming was done, kicked his faggot ass and went to town on the little hottie.
donmurray26 1 week ago
I think this was banned for the nudity more than anything...
MikeTheMaster01 1 week ago
@msbreathoflife animals don't have souls or consciousness? How do you know, are you one? Oh wait, you are, and so am I, in fact every human is an animal. But surely a book 2000 years outdated is correct
Volkblin 1 week ago
@Volkblin If they did they wouldn't kill ppl or other animals, even though that is just what humans do. But they are not supposed to. On the other hand animals kill becuz they hunt for food. But if a person gets in their way they will kill them such as a bulldog, or pitbull, And the tigers, lions, & bears OH! MY!. Now these animals will kill. But humans are not to do that. They will go to jail for that, an animal will not. So in this case I guess your right. But they will not be judged by God.
MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 week ago
@Volkblin God made man in his image, He just made animals for us to rule over not have sex with. Or to take what they do as an excuse for us. God made man with a soul, (that is what we think with, the things we make up in our minds to do) we can think to kill, steal, cheat, lie this is our consiciousness. The soul. We have a spirit that was given to us by God. It does evil beczu it follows the soul, the mind thoughts of this body. It needs to be changed through the born again experience.
MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 week ago
@Volkblin Animals don't have a soul, they have a spirit, which he Bible says, their spirit will go down and our's will go up. Only if we are born again, if we ask Jesus to come into our lives, and change the way we live, we wouldn't live to ourselves but for God. The Bible isn't out dated. God never changes, the only thing God changed was the way the Law was handed down to men and women who couldn't keep it. Back then it was the law, now it's Grace.
MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 week ago
Every time a video on youtube says "BANNED" in the title, I just assume it's not banned.
textspectress 1 week ago
8 milliom kids under 5 years of age who die each and every year of diseases say the god of the bible/koran and jesus are imaginary.
Either that or jeebus/god prefers to answer Tim Tebow's prayers over the prayers of starving/disease riddled kids?
I wonder what christ would make of fucking Justin bieber and the crazy bat shit system that created him?
God sure does move in mysterious ways........
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garysgreat 1 week ago
@garysgreat When A/E sinned, they disobeyed God. In so doing they handed the world over to Satan, who is now the prince of the world. Then sin entered the world through disobedence. If A/E ate of the tree of life we wouldn't have been in this situtation now. Becuz of sin, disease, provety, your unbelief doubts of God being here is the results of sin. God had nothing to do with the fact that A/E choose to eat of the tree of good & evil. Justin Bieber quote. Yur a sinner gray u won't understand.
MsBREATHOFLIFE 6 days ago
@MsBREATHOFLIFE Adam and Eve are a fairy story. End of. As far as Bieber is concerned, he encapsulates all that is wrong with the west today. He is supposed to be a xtian right. Now correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't Jesus be horrified at Biebers wealth?
Imagine all the people around the world that could be saved if that money went to fight poverty and not line the pockets of a little asshole that can sing!
Christians should practice what they preach.
Have a nice day :-)
garysgreat 6 days ago
@garysgreat I don't know who this man is. Isn't he a singer?
MsBREATHOFLIFE 5 days ago
@msBREATHOFLIFE everyone knows that god doesnt excist. The people who do believe in him only believe because they are afraid of death.
hardstyleerulezzzzz 1 week ago
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@hardstyleerulezzzzzAMEN! The fruit of homosexuality is extinction. All men are created equal. But all sex acts are not. In the Bible God allowed divorce among heterosexuals because of the hardness of man's heart.
Nowhere is same sex allowed by God, it is called vile, reprobate, and abominable. God has the final say. Homosexuals need to repent! Please read the poem, This Must Be Said!
TPOTTHEPOETOFTRUTH 1 week ago
@hardst And I'm supposed to take your word for this?? May I ask you what study or a all mighty man told you that God didn't exsist? I could tell you that God does exsist and you know it too. The day you stole something, or the day you decided to have sex for the first time God told you and the person you were having sex with knew in your heart that it wasn't right. Then you heard another voice saying Ahh no one will know what you did go ahead. So you over rode the voice that said no, & did it.
MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 week ago
The Word of God said that men know that He exsist just by the way the earth is made. No one put the earth in space and set it on nothing. The plants all sit in space on nothing and the sun doesn't come no closer or it goes out no father then what the seasons says it should do. Just who do you think gives you your breath? It's God, not you. There was a man in the Bible who thought that he was a god, becuz the ppl praised him & he didn't say other wise. The man died worms consumed him be4 he fell.
MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 week ago
@MsBREATHOFLIFE So you base your logic and reason on a 2,500 year old book that is full of rape, child rape, slavery, murder and genocide by god! And you would rather believe that nonsense over evidence. You have no evidence, nadda, zero proof your evil god exists. And your back up arguement is "Well who made the universe then?" You can still have a god create the universe without all the evil garbage written in the koran/bible.
There would be a lot less conflict to!
Shalom.
garysgreat 1 week ago
@garysgreat That book sir, is telling the truth about history, that has taken place back then. Nothing in it was hide to man. Down to the fact that Lots daughters committed incest with their father. Nothing is hide. Down to the deaths, slavery, murders, the genocides these weren't caused by God. Not all of them any way. What genocide are you talking about? The flood? They had 120 years to get on that boat. It wasn't over night. The ppl that heard Noah saw him had been death long be4 it was done.
MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 week ago
@MsBREATHOFLIFE 7 of 7. Your god condoned slavery. He did commit genocide on all the humans and land mamials. He did get his followeres to rape and murder. The list of disgusting deeds is endless.
Or it could be just a story. The jesus bit was a lot better. Jesus was a nice chap. I get how people would want thyo follow him.
No one knows how or who created the universe.
But that shouldn't mean any religion is true.
Best wishes to you and at least study some of the large brained animals?
garysgreat 1 week ago
@garysgreat God did condone slavery gary, beczu He knew the ppl's hearts, that whether he condoned it or not they would do it any way. God never condoned rape, as the rapist would be killed if he was caught. It says that if a man saw a woman in the field, and he raped her, they were broguht before the judgment sit. Of the priest, and becuz they were in the field and no one heard her scream, the man would be put to death, and the woman speared. Now if they were in the city, and the women didn't.
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garysgreat 1 week ago
@MsBREATHOFLIFE Yes, I read the bible. The woman in the city would be forced to marry her rapist! I won't get into the quoting game. How about a truce now. No harm done eh?
Glad you feed the animals, that's a kind thing to do. So you do have a soft spot for your fellow creatures. Yes saw the movie star trek generations. Data cracking jokes, priceless!
garysgreat 1 week ago
@garysgreat And the woman didn't scream, it's becuz the woman was a prostitue. Then both would be stoned. This was the law of God. The only reason God had these things done was so the ppl wouldn't spread sexaully transmitted deseases. He said get a wife of her virginity. Jesus was a nice chap! Oh, my, sorry. Yes he is a nice chap. That is the reason I follow him. I know how the universe was created Gary. In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 week ago
@MsBREATHOFLIFE Yeah and Noah built a time machine so he could nip to the future and grab some power tools to build his ark.
MegaLiftman 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
@MegaL You've been trying to get me to respond to you for awhile, what's up-? Noah got the blue prints from God. Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch. Gopher wood is a type of tree that floats, pitch is like black tare. The lenth of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the the hight of it thirty cubits, The whole blue print of the ark was given by God. You could look up gopherwood to see what type it is. And Pitch.
MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 week ago
@MegaLiftman They had tools back then, but mostly they used muscle strenth. See back then God had to speak to men becuz there wasn't a prophet or a go between to God and man. Even if I showed you scripture you wouildn't know where to look for this. But Uziahwas one of the kings that made an engine, for his army. There was many others who made engines and artitians, that knew how to make crafts. They wrote books back then also. God told Habbakah to write the vision make it plain.
MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 week ago
@MsBREATHOFLIFE Trust me I am an engineer. There is no way all them years ago man had the tools to build a huge boat that was water tight etc. Also how the hell did he round up every animal on the planet the idea is ridiculous. Its a scientific fact that we evolved and continue to do so. God didnt wave his magic wand and stick two people on the earth. Dinosaurs were here before us. Again scientific fact.
MegaLiftman 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
@MegaLiftman I guess man didn't have all the tools to build pyramids either. Yet, there they are. I would think as an engineer you would know to never doubt the ability of a motivated individual. Regardless of what that motivation is or how correct the intentions are.
Pinion512 1 week ago
@MegaLiftman Unlike us, sir God can and will do what ever He wants. Now since He made the universe what makes you think He couldn't make a man fix a boat? God knows what material to us more then we would. I gave you what the Bible told Noah to fix the boat with. He is the one who made the trees also, Dinosaurs where not all living then. Not the huge ones anyway. But their was still dinosaurs in the time of Job. I could tell you the one Job discribed I'd have to look it up though. God facts.
MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 week ago
@MsBREATHOFLIFE Where is he now then? Your arguments for god existing are based on stories from a book all of which are made to look stupid by science. If he created the universe who created all the other million trillion planets and stars?
MegaLiftman 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
@MegaLiftman god u retard. how about read the bible before bashing it- comeing from someone who doesnt believe all of hte christian ways. mabey you should get off darwens dick and actualy know a thing or 2 about the largest religion in the world
MrBigMOproduction 1 week ago
@MrBigMOproduction Darwin, Charles Darwin. Not Darwen.
Lysle123 1 week ago
@MrBigMOproduction Well I actually did A level religous studies way back when just to see what people believed so I do know both sides if you like and made my decisions from that. Problem with you religous people is you believe it so blindly with ZERO EVIDENCE that you just refuse to accept other explanations.
MegaLiftman 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
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@MrBigMOproduction Well I actually did A level religous studies way back when just to see what people believed so I do know both sides if you like and made my decisions from that. Problem with you religous people is you believe it so blindly with ZERO EVIDENCE that you just refuse to accept other explanations.
MegaLiftman 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
@garys God did create the universe without evil yo! In the beginning everything God made was good. There was no sin in the garden of Eden untill satan used that snake. The koran and the Bible are different. When God made the heavens and the earth He said it was good. When he made man He made him in His image which was good. I have proof, The Bible, and the Holy Ghost. Jesus said he will lead me and guide into (ALL) truth and he has. Oh ya, you talk about rape then what about now? It's still here
MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 week ago
@MsBREATHOFLIFE 6 of? Aprox 120,000 years ago humans left africa and colonised europe and the far east. We are all 99.9% the same genetically. We are all Africans! I was born sinless as are the 21,000 kids who die each day of diseases.
4 Billion people alive right now don't believe in jesus. So in your eyes they are going to hell.
Can you not at least think how silly this situation is? Can your loving god really condem most of India to hell?
garysgreat 1 week ago
Just because he's effeminate doesn't automatically make him gay. She's jumping to conclusions; what a bitch! XD
195ashes 1 week ago
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@195ashesAMEN! The fruit of homosexuality is extinction. All men are created equal. But all sex acts are not. In the Bible God allowed divorce among heterosexuals because of the hardness of man's heart.
Nowhere is same sex allowed by God, it is called vile, reprobate, and abominable. God has the final say. Homosexuals need to repent! Please read the poem, This Must Be Said!
TPOTTHEPOETOFTRUTH 1 week ago
What was that even advertising?
shikamak 1 week ago
what a stupid commercial..
Gallileo60 1 week ago
@MattFrame and @MsBREATHOFLIFE: Too bad YT doesn't restrict the number of messages two people can exchange with each other on a given video. Ur both so over the top it wd. be comical if ur remarks were not bordering on being two fanatical zealots. There are plenty (too many) religious sites out there where u can find like minded people who won't be bored to death by ur diatribes. Go attend a Tea Party meeting instead.
Littleforbigg 1 week ago
@Littleforbigg, LOL, the entire point and tone of my posts went right over your head.
I'm not surprised.
In any case, unless you are being held at gunpoint, forced against your will to read any thread, I'm afraid your blubbering and blustering only come off as amusingly petulant.
Just so you know.
MattFrame 1 week ago
@Littleforbigg Your right
MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 week ago
All very well but you could clearly see you weren't a boy, my dream wasn't interpreted untill much later, after my conscious self had caught up and when it was explained i knew that's what the dream had meant. Dreams are the bodies way of filling infomation, maybe you were being bullied a lot at the time.
TheRedneckssuckcock 1 week ago
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MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 week ago
That could very well have been the problem, I was bullied in school alot, I did fight like a boy, but I kept my fimanine ways, except when fighting. Why do you have a pin name like that? It doesn't sound like you? Maybe your holding back?
MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 week ago
Lol
sarahisaninja12 1 week ago
excellant methaphor for america. GAY
youraposer1 1 week ago
LMAO
captnoname666 1 week ago
lol
felicia3241 1 week ago
stupid...
astro533 1 week ago
It's time for ADAM & STEVE!
yskwong 2 weeks ago 14
It's about the deception and frustration. For example: when you deal with a theft or you have a medical emergency, it's all a bad surprise. Then the insurance company comes with a solution; Just call us. Even if you are a woman and the only man in the world is gay! hahaha it's a great commercial.
augustoenlasnubes 2 weeks ago in playlist BANNED Adam and Eve, the gay version
she is stunning... oh adam, why?
minichapify 2 weeks ago
It's an outrage that this got banned
alperloos 2 weeks ago 7
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You heard people say- "it will never be found", "it ain't true", "it just can't be".
I'm here to tell you these People are WRONG- I found it. Using Google Earth -
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Please. Come to my Channel and see what amazing things I've discovered using Google Earth. I found information made out of Watermarks and they tell things. I've made 9 videos in an attempt to try and share them with you. I promise you won't be disappointed. Please come see.
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Hidden in Our Inspirations and Hidden all over this planet in the Landscaping- God Hid Watermarks and in them He tells things about the past, present and future. I found them and made videos out of some of them. I found the Garden of Eden and I found what happened right before that and it shows pictures of God in them. Please come look and see something really fascinating. God's real and I can prove it. Please help me share this.
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I found a whole story made out of Watermarks on Our Planet using Google Earth and I found them in something else to. I just posted my latest video- I found pictures of God! I've put the story together and made a video of it to share with you. When your finished tell someone what you saw this day !! He Lives ! Come see my Channel and look at the Amazing things I've found ! I even found the Garden of Eden - come see !!
downyourtube 2 weeks ago
I don't get it but that's so fucking cute - the look on her face.... classic!! = ) And the dude is so nonchalant about it!!
TGIAustin911 2 weeks ago
@TGIAustin911 cuz he has no clue , thats why.
OkamsRazer 2 weeks ago
Hmmm... Strange...
xTheCrazyMarc 2 weeks ago
she needs a hair cut :)
MegaHowdoudo 2 weeks ago
Fff. The title gave it away. Dx
Alumitt 2 weeks ago
It means that sometimes things don't go as expected... so Insurance is necessary for those times!
ALEXANDERGREEK 2 weeks ago 31
@ALEXANDERGREEK Ok friend. you watched this ad after watching the Silence of love ad right?
escozul 2 weeks ago
@escozul yes my friend. How did u know?
ALEXANDERGREEK 2 weeks ago
@ALEXANDERGREEK I walked down the same path that's how! hehe! Saw your comments there and the comments here.
escozul 2 weeks ago
@escozul :) hope u liked them my friend!!
ALEXANDERGREEK 2 weeks ago
@ALEXANDERGREEK leave it to god to make the only man on Earth gay...
OkamsRazer 2 weeks ago 2
@OkamsRazer That definitely did not happen!!! It's just humoring here...
ALEXANDERGREEK 4 days ago
Which kind video be this?
keltar2007 2 weeks ago
I don't understand this video............
hannahmary456 2 weeks ago
How does this have to do with insurance?
Caligirl5757 2 weeks ago
xD
xXSilpHeeDXx 2 weeks ago
i dont get what this has to do with insurance
HarrisonHelm 2 weeks ago 51
@HarrisonHelm It has to do with insurance because its like "you never know whats going to happen or what kind of shit you'll end up in" That make more sense? :-P
madjimms 2 weeks ago
@HarrisonHelm Well.. somebody had a good idea about a funny ad. Sad thing was that the highest bidder was an insurance company... Well we can't make those to relate... but the ad is funny! hell... lets just put our logo at the end. The ad is funny!
There you that's how the ad was made.
escozul 2 weeks ago
@HarrisonHelm je bent ze;f gay xD
lltosti 1 week ago
lol
sideshow 2 weeks ago
Close ur eyes shut ur mouth dream a dream get us out dream dream dream dream dream dream.hit the hay fast asleep dream a dream ya little pleep.dream dream dream dream dream dreeeem.
theincrediblehulkish 2 weeks ago
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haha Shark boy and Lava Girl
Starmadien2019 2 weeks ago
@theincrediblehulkish what's up with the shark boy and lava girl quote? o.O
rsftwhehe2 1 week ago
lol adam and eve are WHITE.... thats the real joke.....
TamaNewb 2 weeks ago 2
@TamaNewb
well they might of been since the world was one contanat back then no one knows where exactly they were but your right they could've been any skin color
Starmadien2019 2 weeks ago
Gandalf is real then?
BlackDewn 2 weeks ago
@BlackDewn Hint: No
Oxygaunt 2 weeks ago
he wont be gay for long
woodworks9 2 weeks ago
@woodworks9 yes he will. for ever and ever and ever. that's right, not just gay, but a fairy: a fucking fairy, for ever and ever and ever, like in the bible :-D
lloydgar01 2 weeks ago
The effort to abolish "age of consent" laws has been a long-time goal of homosexual activists. The 1972 Gay Rights Platform, for example, called for the abolition of all laws prohibiting sex with children. The platform demands: "Repeal of all laws governing the age of sexual consent."
Thegthatkillsall 2 weeks ago
Homosexuals claim that “heterosexuals” molest most children but statistics show that homosexuals molest at far higher rates than do heterosexuals.
Thegthatkillsall 2 weeks ago
The Los Angeles Times conducted a survey in 1985 of 2,628 adults across the U.S. Of those, 27% of the women and 16% of the men had been sexually molested. Seven percent of the girls and 93% of the men had been molested by adults of the same sex. This means that 40% of child molestations were by homosexuals. (Los Angeles Times, August 25-6, 1985)
Thegthatkillsall 2 weeks ago
In 1984, a Vermont survey of 161 adolescents who were sex offenders found that 35 of them were homosexuals (22%). (Wasserman, J., “Adolescent Sex Offenders—Vermont, 1984” Journal American Medical Association, 1986; 255:181-2)
Thegthatkillsall 2 weeks ago
In 1991, of the 100 child molesters at the Massachusetts Treatment Center for Sexually Dangerous Persons, a third were heterosexual, a third were bisexual, and a third were homosexual. (Dr. Raymond Knight, “Differential Prevalence of Personality Disorders in Rapists and Child Molesters,” Eastern Psychological Association Conference, New York, April 12, 1991)
Thegthatkillsall 2 weeks ago
"The Innate-Immutable Argument Finds No Basis in Science: In Their Own Words: Gay Activists Speak About Science, Morality, Philosophy," by Drs. A. Dean Byrd, Shirley Cox, and Jeffrey W. Robinson. The authors of this study carefully quote a number of homosexual researchers who have worked for years to locate a "gay gene" or some other genetic basis for homosexuality. They have failed and are now admitting that such evidence may never be found.
Thegthatkillsall 2 weeks ago
Live up nederland
MrMeromable 2 weeks ago
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my ex mess up leaving a great guy like me. we started dating for 2 month she started talking about sex. i told her it too soon i wanna wait longer or better too wait till marry and she tell me how can we be together with out sex. so she broke up with me. since she broke up with me i knew right then she promble just wanna me for sex. cause sex is really not the meaning of love. i want someone who loves me for who i am. and how great there personally is. it hard to find the right girl :(
eric0100 2 weeks ago
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MrAlbinopuma 2 weeks ago
OMG this is Hilarious!! Idk how I got here but this was soo funny. God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. It's one thing to just live your life the way you want and choose not to acknowledge God's original design but to say that God created people GAY..that ridiculous. The whole design of a human body and procreation shows plainly what God's intention was and still is. A man and a woman create a child, a gay couple adopts one. God hasn't changed His designs. Children of God know this!
KayiPure 2 weeks ago
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@KayiPure I just want to correct you on a little detail you seem to have overlooked. God is just about as real as Gandalf...
michiel2047 2 weeks ago 5
@michiel2047 Gandalf's not real??
parkourDrew4745619 2 weeks ago
@parkourDrew4745619 exactly, and neither is god... (think it through)
michiel2047 2 weeks ago
@michiel2047 I'm afraid you sadly mistaken.
MinyNinja 2 weeks ago
@michiel2047 I don't like what your implying about Gandalf :P
MrEddieChaos 2 weeks ago 2
@michiel2047 real cos you know i didn't think god was real but if you say so .... :)
lulusinner 2 weeks ago
@michiel2047 of course Gandalf is real it says so in a book.
sparkle7979 2 weeks ago
@KayiPure In zoos, animals that are in captivity and that have no fear of starvation or self-protection, or preservation of the species, do pair up in same sex couples. This also happens in the wild with animals that are, again, not at threat of dying out or starving. That doesn't mean I think it's unnatural... the opposite. Right now we are not at risk on a deep instinctual level and we can follow what we are naturally suited for, instead of what who we need to survive or pass on genetics.
Neithie 2 weeks ago
@Neithie Out of all the animals that I've owned I have never seen a male animal let another male hump them. We don't take the actions of animals to make our lives better becuz they don't mind doing that. The only animal I ever saw doing that was on tv the monkeys. But yu don't take what an animal does & say it's ok for humans. ANIMALS DON'T HAVE A SOUL, OR A CONSCIOUSNESS. They will not be judged for that. A human will be judged for their actions. We don't learn from animals to make it right.
MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 week ago
@MsBREATHOFLIFE I think you need to learn a bit about animals before you talk about that.
Neithie 1 week ago
@MsBREATHOFLIFE Maybe if Christians spent less time judging and more time loving as YOUR book preaches, I would have an ink of respect for them. But they dont so i dont. Fuck off. I meet more atheist like Jesus then you will ever be. What right do you have to judge? "those who have not sinned, throw the first stone" You christians use your religion to feel superior yet jesus washed feet. He took in the prostitues. So Fuck Off. Your nothing but a hypocrite
kprocker9 1 week ago
@kprocker9 Look if I didn't tell yu that if you go around the corner there's a big hole in the ground waiting for someone to come around there. And I just came from there and went around it. I saw you going on that street. Didn't warn you of the danger. That would be hate. I tell you of the danger of not accepting Christ as yur saviour becuz he is the one that will keep yu from hell sir that is LOVE. Not telling you will be HATE. Jesus said, go into all the world and preach the Gospel.
MsBREATHOFLIFE 1 week ago
We know that the Lord has always created, loved, and kept His gay children right here on earth as part of His divine plan. Satan infiltrates people with weak, easy-to-corrupt minds, however, and deceives them into believing that being gay (or black, Jewish, left-handed, etc) are somehow "sinful" or wrong. Of course they are not. God wants a diverse population; that's why He creates us all as unique individuals. Those who spread anti-gay nonsense are simply working for the devil.
MattFrame 1 week ago