"We have so much in common. I was raised by white people, I don't know if I've told you that-- SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!... I have a temper... This is embarrassing..."
OK this is hilarious. And what a coinkidink, I was also raised by white people. And elves, But that's a story for another time. Grandpa was a wizard butnoseriously you guys are geniuses (OK, really really good at what you do) and I believe I am subscribed to all of your various channels. Because I have no life. With my unicorns.
raised by white people? if you have some problem with that ungrateful gook, we can go back and time and have your "parents" adopt a deserving american and leave your ass out in the rice patties eatting dog for dinner
Hey I just saw Kim. Kim is asian but she was adopted as a baby. Kim and I go back a long way. This girl can do amazing things with her feet. Seriously.
Rofl when you said lets do it now in the car we could have seen a terrible crash and i bet the person who pulled up next to you twice at the exact 2 times you shouted and swore thought u were a nutter :P
But your both brilliant i think almost everybody here loves you and your videos and wish you all great health
keep the beard looks good dude you kinda look like House at some moments.. also you said well kim said something about another ticket she never finished what was it for ?
I love you two so much! Don't ever listen to the comments about "stop making this crap and make more douchebaggery vids" because while those are funny, any jackass can do them... it's the videos of you just being you that really show your true funny side and I know that's the side that tickles me the most :D
OMG your in houston! i recognize the vines on the wall near rice university. cool! i wish i would have known you guys were going to austin. would have been cool to meet you guys in person.
I have felt the exact same way with my GPS! Especially when it gives you multiple directions because they are so close together, so they just come one after the other...
Ahead, take the exit right, then turn left.
Take the exit right, then turn left.
Ahead, turn left, then take the second right.
Turn left, then take the second right.
Take the second right.
Turn right.
HOLY FUCK!!! SHUT UP ALREADY! I GOT IT THE FIRST TIME!!!!
The GPS was taking you to a Gay Pride festival it said... Gay Pride on US 69
mitchdabomb48 1 week ago
bipolar or some other kind of pd
MrUlutraman 2 weeks ago
i <3 greg and kim \m/
trishashifter 1 month ago
I was raised by white people
Fullmetal1890P 1 month ago 3
we must use fuck word, if we don't then it'll become extinct and we don't want that
sammylife12 2 months ago
Man those Asians, just can't drive eh?
UnCensoredSean 7 months ago
You Should Scream At The Gps...When A Car Is Right Bye You And Thell Be Like ...What The Fuck Fuck
paulman64 7 months ago
Lol , im 14 and my dad has been using the f word as an adjective since i was 4 :D
Nicolegula11 10 months ago
"We have so much in common. I was raised by white people, I don't know if I've told you that-- SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!... I have a temper... This is embarrassing..."
made me laugh so hard i was starting to cry
LyRiiEmily 1 year ago
she would get slammed
wasspoppin111 1 year ago
I like to use the F-word, so I'm a FUCKING FUCKFUCK
Yes i said FUCK
FUCK
Read my lips: FUCK
TheNile182 1 year ago
lol the "i will fucking kill you" bit reminded me of when they where in six flags.
aradioactivedonut 1 year ago
This was the first mediocrefilms video I ever saw
Sirsin888 1 year ago
@Sirsin888 Well you must be very proud of yourself.
zadlo002 1 month ago
Yay for the yummy!
MrRonLafleur 1 year ago
I clicked the damn woman.
supersane101 1 year ago
I love you made this Channel, Greg! It makes me feel like I know you guys! xD
yasharox 1 year ago 2
Fuk, your wife is fukin fuk fuk Hot! :-)
andreous7 1 year ago
Greg, if you and Kim ever have kids.. You could totally do something like the shaytards do! Hilarious and awesome family!
500019579 1 year ago
you both are f*cking awesome. greg you make me laugh soo hard!
vinparis 1 year ago
@vinparis thank god you didnt forget to type the word "laugh" in your comment
djdogjuam 1 year ago
fuck you you fuckn fuck fuck
momdaddad 1 year ago
"Why are you so bossy?" hahahahaa
lulipeke7 1 year ago
That's was so sweet....
Darkest209 1 year ago
Asian female drivers.. Doesn't get worse.
jayjayjames2332 1 year ago
@jayjayjames2332 Teenage asian female drivers.. it just got worse!! Jk though
Love his freak outs
afrocass 1 year ago
@jayjayjames2332 ya cause they are too busy thinking about the kitchen
mrbstro 1 year ago
shes an asian female driver, how could they not dismiss it
cemernater 1 year ago
wait, do u live in houston, greg? :O
tanory07 1 year ago
@tanory07 No he doesn't :D
lordwouter7 1 year ago
YEAH! YOU TELL THAT GPS WHAT TO DO! MAKE THAT GPS YOUR BITCH!!!!
specialbari09 1 year ago
This video's not suitible for children!
XD
TLK500 1 year ago
LOLgasm
Medieval1991 1 year ago
Oh no, you're a Longhorn? I don't know if I can watch your show any more. Boomer Sooner!!
mohrenv 1 year ago
For being a goofy looking F@#$ing f@#$ f@#$, you sure did find a gorgeous wife. Which mail order agency did you get her on?
sirkai007 1 year ago
If you listen from 0:55 to 0:57 it almost sounds like the gps said gay pride on us 59 lol
kowyn2 1 year ago
@kowyn2 hahaha i thought the same thing i figured bensen or kim would point that out,,,funny stuff
bjf2008 1 year ago
OK this is hilarious. And what a coinkidink, I was also raised by white people. And elves, But that's a story for another time. Grandpa was a wizard butnoseriously you guys are geniuses (OK, really really good at what you do) and I believe I am subscribed to all of your various channels. Because I have no life. With my unicorns.
meby2k 1 year ago
Your wife is so awesome.
jesse2282 1 year ago 56
@jesse2282 Totally totally agreed.
meby2k 1 year ago
Lol
blivey 1 year ago
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raised by white people? if you have some problem with that ungrateful gook, we can go back and time and have your "parents" adopt a deserving american and leave your ass out in the rice patties eatting dog for dinner
p20 1 year ago
@p20 you are a piece of shit
thebroomersband 1 year ago
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meby2k 1 year ago
@thebroomersband Yeah. And this e20 person can't even spell. It's rice paddies, you uneducated little 12 year-old troll.
meby2k 1 year ago
Hahaha I love you guys! Kim and Greg for the win!!!! :D
iluvcheezitsheyhey 1 year ago
@iluvcheezitsheyhey
they are as funny and awesome as hell :D
goodmacewido 1 year ago
brain fist ftw!
heftyboy20121 1 year ago
Great video you fucking fuck fucks.
logotgr 1 year ago
Im 9 but i think it was so funny !The end was hilarious!!!!!
cutieboo12345 1 year ago
Wow you are sad!.....
How cana anyone find this remotely funny....waste of my time "/
AndyMac226 2 years ago
1:23 always cracks me up. And when it happens again at 2:03 I just lose it.
Qermaq 2 years ago
lmao
spacegirl1998 2 years ago
"what the hell is this on my face? What do i have a beard or something, this is crazy!!!
Great video you fucking fuck fucks
Brak82 2 years ago
yeah god damn it im 12 and i dont nead to hear that shit! lol FUCK!
wvc117 2 years ago
Hey I just saw Kim. Kim is asian but she was adopted as a baby. Kim and I go back a long way. This girl can do amazing things with her feet. Seriously.
angels77100 2 years ago
lol bye bye all you fucking fuck fucks :)
zezamorak1 2 years ago 33
so sad so sad
TheDJGeorge 2 years ago
lmao!!
timric 2 years ago
lol when he yells at the thing rofl
rune143 2 years ago
you know whats kinda gross , there proably is a greg and kim sex tape they have in there house....ew personal life stuff
22tus 2 years ago 2
Go Hyundai!!! the sound system is amazing!! my mom has a sante fe and it's got bose factory sound system. I LOVE it.
xstarunitx 2 years ago
shes sexy, id suck a fart outa her ass
quincy3521 2 years ago
@quincy3521 shes a bit ugly? lol
monkeydude4545 2 years ago
Da fuck? xD
Stevelord666 2 years ago
And people who use the f-word are a bunch of f****** f*** f**** haha that's pretty funny I yell at my gps to Greg it's okay your not alone.
samanthasteele93 2 years ago
The last time I was in Austin I got very drunk and a new Tattoo
DoubleODude 2 years ago
I felt the same way when i wet on va k
turtlemonkey3 2 years ago
Perfect match.
You guys are so lucky.
kinsmed 2 years ago
Yep, perfect match. They even rob retards together!
david19846 2 years ago
haha I love this vid!
Aquakc 2 years ago
my name is actually Austin
im glad that you love me
thatkid358 2 years ago
Why is Nalts cheating on his wife with this asian lady?
damarei 2 years ago
@damarei cause asian chicks kick ass
thefordgt 2 years ago
@damarei thats not Nalts....
afkqq 2 years ago
i was just waiting for it to cuss you out. you should have editted it in, i wouldve laughed harder
and stop touching your beard and drive with both hands!
BethanieMichelle 2 years ago
lol what if it talked back
xXxBeastlingxXx 2 years ago 2
Bye all you fucking fuck fucks... LMAO
spartanbballer1 2 years ago 2
LOL
TheSuperRunner 2 years ago
anger manegment fail
Yukai9forever8 2 years ago
BRAINFISTS FTW!!!!
ps7109 2 years ago 2
i dont use fuck alot but a bit so fuck ya
pancake20333 2 years ago
Yup she beat the man
(>_>)
Lmfao at the end
theman1178 2 years ago
xD.
Toxicdude12 2 years ago
man you make great vids there so funny
coolkd1013 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I love, love, love you both!
breezyfish 2 years ago
the end oh god i laughed so hard i had trouble breathing in
modsnickers 2 years ago
Are you driving up from San Marcos in this one? I-35?
luckiswhathappens 2 years ago
forest gump quote 2:41
GameGod1111 2 years ago
Awesome Vid!
SpiralishCandy 2 years ago
Yeah, I agree that the GPS is ****ing irritating. =D
FlashX97 2 years ago
I'm gonna miss the face hair.
CastingOutTheSelf 2 years ago
i agree with you man i hate gps also and fuck is a good word
2012Jms 2 years ago
You're both hillarious, a perfect duo. AND THERE'S HAIR ON YOUR FACE!
Malefiscuss 2 years ago
1:52 i was thinking the sme thing! lol
ohshitmanda 2 years ago
if you were (quite a bit) older, that beard would make you look like House...
MadCowGoM00 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
most impressive.....
bcmrcool 2 years ago
impressive...
bcmrcool 2 years ago
think i was stuck in traffic with you guys when I was going back to UH...
jeohuinG 2 years ago
hahahaha.
trishashifter 2 years ago
Giant Fists of Brains!
blakshadow5 2 years ago
my gps told me to make a u turn when possible on the highway
vogi2on2his2phone 2 years ago
Hey! You're fucking fuck fucks!!!
Stewey2 2 years ago
pause 1:25 lmao
gothjellybean 2 years ago
Hair reversal what a concept...Brain fists greeeeaaaat!
Aren207 2 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHA
yourmomma1990 2 years ago
I tip my hat off to this video. This was pretty damn amazing.
DaEdgar 2 years ago
Never heard the man cuss.
nickhlosat 2 years ago
wow O_O first time i see greg mad :B
elcavezion 2 years ago
Lmao nice a funny video
mrblahhahat 2 years ago
moustache :o
xenariz 2 years ago
Rofl when you said lets do it now in the car we could have seen a terrible crash and i bet the person who pulled up next to you twice at the exact 2 times you shouted and swore thought u were a nutter :P
But your both brilliant i think almost everybody here loves you and your videos and wish you all great health
stickman2400 2 years ago
the f word rulez!
eatbeavers 2 years ago
SHUT THE FUCK UP hahahahahahahaxD
eatbeavers 2 years ago
FUCKIRTY FUCK FUCK!
Thegthatkillsall 2 years ago
Fucking fuck fucks... those fucking fuckers
Ai cud not resist.
Homero4real 2 years ago
Love you guys....you both crack me up...5 stars again???? Why yes!
Flap999 2 years ago
to fucking cool lol
BaIdChris 2 years ago
5 stars for useing the fuck word so much??????
zoperzap 2 years ago
Bye all you fucking fuck fucks... ROFL!
themightychickens 2 years ago
You forgot the y on the second fuck my fellow chicken enthusiast.
Iwubchickenwubbins 2 years ago
Dammit, Kim beats the chicken too I guess
themightychickens 2 years ago
That sounded terribly wrong :-D
themightychickens 2 years ago
God damn it, half of chickens are cocks :' (
Half of the super species will be wiped out if that she-knave continues!
Iwubchickenwubbins 2 years ago
It is time we come up with some evil plot to terminate this threat to chickens world wide!
themightychickens 2 years ago
I don't like it when you screem like that... :|
iamnorwegian 2 years ago
hey greg, the gps antenna is supposed to be pointing horizontal (just so u know) :)
bitsofbacon 2 years ago
keep the beard looks good dude you kinda look like House at some moments.. also you said well kim said something about another ticket she never finished what was it for ?
16Sebster16 2 years ago
SHUT THE F*CK UP! SHUT THE F*CK UP!
Nerolus 2 years ago
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all you fucking fucks fucks :)
DaLeader13 2 years ago
are you going to see roosterteeth when you go to Texas?
steveandhisidiot 2 years ago
Not helping any stereotypes... :)
Spedding101 2 years ago
dont bleep the words out man its hilariuos!!!!!!!!!! SHUT THE F+++ UP
hunteronastick1 2 years ago
I usually dont rate or comment cuz you highly subscribed people get paid a lot for em, but that was funny :p
(Yeah! for those of you who don't know, they get paid a lot by youtube!)
blissful0ne 2 years ago
No... He get's paid via his acting...
Tell me how Youtube profit in the first place?
TylerRawrness 2 years ago
People make a lot of money from putting videos on YouTube. Educate yourself.
blissful0ne 2 years ago
Failing to answer my question. ^_^
TylerRawrness 2 years ago
Ad revenue.
Qermaq 2 years ago
@TylerRawrness My answer was go figure it out for yourself.
blissful0ne 1 year ago
Damn, the tubes need more Kim, she's awesome and hot and awesome and all. Oh, and you should keep the beard!
Hybbeman 2 years ago
He can keep the beard, give me more KIM.
rongravy 2 years ago
I love you two so much! Don't ever listen to the comments about "stop making this crap and make more douchebaggery vids" because while those are funny, any jackass can do them... it's the videos of you just being you that really show your true funny side and I know that's the side that tickles me the most :D
skyzefawlun 2 years ago
Wow. The misses ownt the man. o.O
Iceball776 2 years ago
that mad me laugh hella hard XD
emota14 2 years ago
I have water all over myself now... thanks.
usnationalist 2 years ago
NO YOU SHUT THE FU** UP! TOM TOM KNOWS BEST! :D Keept it up greg.
Kelios85 2 years ago
Wow - Kim was looking hot hot hot today!
chubchubchubber 2 years ago
Ha this is great, we need more cussing on youtube.
HeatGuyJx 2 years ago
i wanna see angry hairy greg more often......and his missus......not that his missus is hairy, just cute
nightseifer 2 years ago 2
No shave november!!
Shadowcha0s 2 years ago 2
Masterful!
jeffdustin 2 years ago
Lawl, bossy gps
DarkBunnyLord 2 years ago
HOly Fuck! I was raised by White people too!
N13nu 2 years ago
best line ever
"i was raised by white people too, i don't know if i've ever told you that. SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
meewobo10 2 years ago
LOL Greg is so awesome
ZombieShawn 2 years ago
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! :)
marcoolivergibson 2 years ago
"i was raised by white people too, i don't know if i've ever told you that. SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Greg you are hilarious, i almost crapped my pants from laughing!
GuyWithCityName 2 years ago
hahahaa this was awesome
Deovindice2001 2 years ago
haha roflomfl!!
sexaycolaemma 2 years ago
HAHHAHAh i loooove this video! it made me laugh so much!! heehee I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!
RockynRobynBobyn 2 years ago
SHAVE DAMMIT!!!
Deaththekid980 2 years ago
OMG your in houston! i recognize the vines on the wall near rice university. cool! i wish i would have known you guys were going to austin. would have been cool to meet you guys in person.
pain303 2 years ago
I have felt the exact same way with my GPS! Especially when it gives you multiple directions because they are so close together, so they just come one after the other...
Ahead, take the exit right, then turn left.
Take the exit right, then turn left.
Ahead, turn left, then take the second right.
Turn left, then take the second right.
Take the second right.
Turn right.
HOLY FUCK!!! SHUT UP ALREADY! I GOT IT THE FIRST TIME!!!!
KingHeathen 2 years ago
LMAO!!! The ending was great. Is it weird that I actually have yelled at my TomTom like that before?
PyroNinja713 2 years ago
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! I WILL KILL YOU! I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!"
It made me poop. No, I was watching while on the crapper and it helped. Thanks Greg.
ZombieX13 2 years ago 2
so was i
KSICAB0OSE 2 years ago
GREG IS THE FUCKING MAN
stevo0195 2 years ago
I fuckign love this, Beard is awesome, Plus the profanity makes it great !
Kennyboy0077 2 years ago
PROUD F***ING F*** F***S REPORT IN!!!
DanishsUtube 2 years ago
GREAT video. Hilarious!
jojozbludevilz 2 years ago
1:20 ftw!
Sparkey1235 2 years ago
ROFLMFAO!!ROFL!!!
STFU!!! STFU!!!!
APurpleBox 2 years ago
they are going to be happily
married forever and ever.
twinklestarr96 2 years ago
lol at the gps
callmeinstead 2 years ago
i live in houston...did you go to hobby airport greg?
Xaldar 2 years ago
1:20 is Greg's BEST WORK EVER!!!
Jaredhd2012 2 years ago
Dont blame it on white people,your asian wowan,there you have your answer...lol
mrsuperjo1 2 years ago
your wife got all dressed up nd shit but she forgot to shave.
downpour1132 2 years ago
dick
callmeinstead 2 years ago
are you going to shave your beard
dudemanman252 2 years ago
its called no shave november
TimeEffaced 2 years ago
so your a fucking fuck fuck?
jkid1010 2 years ago
no u
dudemanman252 2 years ago
I'm not exactly sure why I thought this video was so funny... but it was.
ken1w 2 years ago
Greg reminds me of Tom Hanks in Philadelphia with the hat and the beard.
sonicmonkey123 2 years ago