Flawless Victory

[TheFryBoy1]

how many people came here after the new MK rongpurae?

[RirseDeBlood]

So much more funnier with the new long play.

[evrbody]

2:38 He mispronounced "illiteracy". IRONY.

[PowerXeta]

it's actually somebody trying to be Dhalsim, but failing horribly (at least i assume so)

[PowerXeta]

@PowerXeta for no apparent reason, because that person likes street fighter

[PowerXeta]

@PowerXeta and/or he hasn't even played mortal kombat

[bust2007]

Shang tsung : I will only capture souls that know how to read . Sonya: my eye brows to all around my head

[chilidog042]

I called the number, it's an out-dated ticket master number.

[Kuronji]

He wanted her burning kiss.

[RolfChristin]

I don't know if MK is the best cure for MS, but Sub-Zero does have the world's fastest multi-level corpectomy. His mortality rate is terrible though.

[CommanderMantis]

This was so embarrassing that it hurt.

[Lang188]

A bit hypocritical no? Giving out advice when youre an imposter of a ruthless killer that steals souls?

[RetsumeJN]

This is everything that Navgtor envisioned...

In the 9:00 time slot, Laure Croft and breast cancer.

It all makes sense now.

[TheTearsinthesky]

Mortal Kombat vs. MS

Rated M for Mature.

[lich109]

It just occured to me with the way he gets tongue tied, so this man is BillyMC's father.

[TheIr0nMike]

@lich109 This is explains so much.

[blackmage3000]

scorpion looks like zoidberg

[AlklinePrism]

THONIA! WILL YOU PLEATHE GO OUT WITH ME?! i lol'd

[MightyKombat]

So why's Shang Tsung of all people telling kids to stay in school?

Also hey Sub-zero, Jade called, she wants her weapon back.

[RiiidgeRaacer]

The irony that something associated with a game that spells combat with a K is trying to cure illiteracy.

[MalamiteLtd]

And then a dude pops up from the corner near the end of the performance and shouts, "FAAABULOOUUUSSS!"

[SuperUltra64]

Someday, I hope to be cool enough to be a MK cosplayer

[TheHeartless09]

So Fox hired Cosplayers?

[Cythrin]

Aww, tried to call the number but it's been disabled.

Guess they didn't help quite everyone with illiteracy yet.

[42guide42]

She was like "Where the fuck are you pointing? Oh my abs... right."

[zzyzx0788]

Retsupurae needs to do more videos like this

[Wanderer2266]

They guy they think is Baraka is supposed to be Kabal. Baraka isnt there

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

Didn't know Jack Sparrow was into Mortal Kombat.

[TheDarkestxHourx]

We will cure illiteracy by RIPPING YOUR EYES OUT

[stephenrodgers1000]

that presenter was so holding back, he is a professional at grabbing women and abusing them

[Popo5525]

I called that number and a squad of cosplay MK soldiers took all my gaming consoles away.

Thanks alot, retsupurae.

[Mesarphelous]

Bloody amazing.

[d3tach3d]

i'm offended watching this....lol

[NintendanGX]

i've seen better staged fighting on the richalvarez channel, and they're convinced they're final performances shouldnt be better off casted aside as a blooper

[TheHeartless09]

Cosplay....no

[lonelyboy510323]

jajajajajajajajja secret code to cure peoples illnesses jajajajajaja

[PEZhead5432109876]

I called and apparently all tickets are still available for the parkour parkour meets cosplay event of any millenium.

[A7XKrauserA7X]

Is this the trailer for MK9?

[SubSaibot99]

@A7XKrauserA7X Yes. You've unlocked the secret message.

[EricSchwin22]

Okay the only good thing about this video is that Sonya chick...Godamn! The rest are just gay...especially Shang Tsung teaching children and spreading positive messages to kids WTF! Seriously the real Shang Tsung will kill everyone in that room...with FLAME!!!

[hkfreak]

Sad story: Brad Holbrook of The Onion today was anchoring this.

[rickhh1]

Working strategy guides... especially for the FINISH THEM fatality moves.

[guanatoz1]

"please god get me out of this" ahah

[Rvshem]

Baraka's black?

Baracka Obama!

[Nissan4720z]

@Rvshem thats not baraka thats some one with the mask..... baraka dont use mask

[Rocks21]

@Nissan4720z Yeah, if anything thats Noob Saibot, and even thats stretching.

[IAmAVeryFatMan]

40,000 views exactly! Good Job!

[pyramidheadkitten9]

mortal kombat teaches important lessons about beating kids and stealing their money,

[Myrmidon51]

This is the ballet version of Mortal Kombat, I assume?

[DXslilgangsta]

Yes, White Man

[antisadism]

We want to teach children that you can explode anyone's internal organs.

[90sHeroMAXD]

Mortal Kombat teaches: FRIENDSHIP!

[sonicfeet]

EVERYONE is wearing tights-- even the men.

[mesfest]

.________________.

[6Adrian7]

douche chilly

[NocturnalAdventurer]

Oh please, the easiest way to cure illiteracy is have the patient watch a few hours of Youtube LP's. LP'ers are always teaching us how to read in their videos.

[TAGMOMG]

I would have loved to be in the audience for the show...

I mean, the full show. Everyone would be shouting "MORTAL COMBAAAT!!!" and "FINISH HIM!" Over and over and over again, and there'd be people in 1-up mushroom T-shirts in the stalls going "WHERE'S THE CRAP CONTOLS?!?" And everyone would be boing and hissing and taking out sega contolers and throwing them at their chosen hated character...

It would have been AWESOME.

[Mr00Ted]

@TAGMOMG

It'd be like a youtube theater

all the people you see comment in the same room

[TAGMOMG]

@Mr00Ted I guess... I don't quite get the links you made, but it sounds about right.

[SmashKingMario]

kabal??

[Darkluffy]

I think the fact something like that existed has killed me a little inside.

[Dylanthulhu]

I found a button from this shit at a flea market. Despite that fact that I'm pretty sure it happened before I was born, I wear the button.

[FireJigglypuff2310]

ille- ille- illeteracy.

[TeamFlashGrenade]

Sorry guys, we can't afford a black robot costume, we will have to make do with a black man. Same thing, right?

[TravelJoe2010]

MK fights illiteracy?

Shang Tsung: Kids, learn to read...OR YOUR SOUL IS MINE!

[p3ngu1n48]

FINISH HIM

i mean his carreer

[myspaceforever]

...He struggled on the word "illiteracy"... nuff said

[MGuniverse]

Yes white man......

[rarebanana]

LOL, this reminded me of Beavis and Butthead :D

But Beavis and Butthead are funny stupid, also with their scratchy/hard breathing voice. But still funny

[cguevara12]

What is this? Mortal Kombat on ice?

[starlettine]

It's Kabal you dumb---bleh..just gonna enjoy the video

[LeRoiSoleilLuv]

4:17 - the end i lold so hard

[LilRedButton]

How does that look anything like Baraka?

[dowap7]

This sucks. No one even lands a punch, and there is no sight of blood!

[AidenLS]

the # dosent work

[JaySticLe]

That's Bloody Harker Dirge as Shang Tsung!

[thorgrim103]

mk 3 didnt have secrets it had codes. and hype

[pantslesswrock]

He was NOT looking at her stomach...

[EthVortexShield]

Yeah billy you like them double d's eh, ya like that?

[FSinWCR]

i love the hood for Baraka. They seriously couldn't find a half assed mask?

[FlynnPeterTaggart]

Yeah! an afro-Kabal!

For me Mortal Kombat is Finished!

I don´t like Mortal Kombat 4, Deadly Alliance and that Armaggedon! Ed Boon should finish this series forever!

[thorgrim103]

make the last one like 3 but better and not in 3d

[FSinWCR]

Is the dreadlock guy supposed to be Kabal?? Yeesh.

[FlynnPeterTaggart]

This looks Worst than Power Rangers the Movie...

[GreatestMKfighter]

"We will FINISH....M.S."

[PocketLoli]

This never gets old.

[NothingonTF]

The Mortal Kombat movie looks better then that shit xD

[CaptainTinTyrant]

@NothingonTF the 1st one did

[BaronVonKhrispy]

Hilarious.

[oontgrad]

I am amazed that the dorky host actually said to the girl "now that is the ultimate six pack! Thats like an eight pack!"

[increpar]

i went to that when i was little raiden came at the end he was made out of cheap lasers lol

[Jesusmanga82]

What's Jimmy Smits doing dressed as Shang Tsung, anyhow?

[StrangeAxel]

That lady who played Sonya definitely didn't want to be there after that reporter was hitting on her.

[ConkerfanX]

god forbid you hurt someone in a Mortal Kombat Demo

[zombierobopirate]

this was seriously too embarrassing to watch

[SlasherCheetah]

Cosplayers around the world are crying.

[0rionBTL]

"Mortal Kombat and MS - together at last."

[LucasCAPS]

The precursors, the drafts of decent cosplayers. Heroes, in a way.

[Fungaruff]

SONYA!!!!

[Bigbattle22]

O_O What. The fuck?!

And this isn't from Japan,(Or maybe it is and someone dub it or something, I don't know.) Who in the hell came up with this idea for a show?!

[ChannelAsii]

Like a live show.

[Bigbattle22]

Yea but still, it looks like something you would see in Japan, but done very crapy.

[Sachems49]

an asian

[LethalObjection]

This is the saddest attempt at Mortal Kombat ever...none of them look like the people they are supposed to...it's just not right.

[Roykidsego]

It had to be Sub Zero from MK3. Not the stardard one. Way to go, Broadway.

[BBCorran]

HAHAHA curing illiteracy by kicking the fucking shit out of people who cant read

[icyevilchief]

The only complaint they had was the "violance"? I have a few more 1. there was next to no violance I mean when i see Mortal Kombat I want a decapitation or something along those lines. 2. when did Kabal (the guy sub-zero was fighting) ever use a shield?

[br1ck4br4ck]

LARPing goes mainstream!

[TheInsaneOne288]

Not many people know this but this was actually Mortal Kombat on the Kia Gaming Odyssey Cd System for United States. It was never released in the United States because of confusion it was shipped to Botswana where they believed it was a training program for soldiers.

[Armando51roosters]

So Mortal Kombat was a training program?

[TheInsaneOne288]

Yes haven't you heard the Botswana battle cry? "GET OVER HERE!!!"

[ThrottleRimstone]

I don't believe anything that replaces the letter C with the letter K on a consistent basis can help illiteracy.

[beckrokk]

I actually got to watch this LIVE when it aired when I was 10. I thought it was stupid then, too.

[sagacious03]

That host is a loser. "SONYA!! I want you to be my co-host!! A bleh able bleh bleh."

[2012MUSTANG]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[wikinfei]

MK vs. MS who will win? winner faces illiteracy

[Kingerski4]

The commentary makes my day so much brighter.

[Fastokker]

Did I just drop acid?

[meatwad260]

Ya British wanker.STFU.

[mistersleeepy]

Kano looks like a bed-stained cunt

[TheSkunkrocker]

"To overcome illit-... illiteracy."

[ShadowZidane4]

Choose your Retard

Failful victury

failtality

[Metal758]

wow whoever thought of making a live action mortal kombat show was retarded lol

[jsnt]

"I don't think the punch of Motaro could knock the '80s out of him."

[bobaryanmage]

at 3:35 i lold my ass off

[Goosesteps]

I don't remember a Zulu ever being in any of the MK games. Does he use his giant lips to slingshot plates at people?

[TriniDaddi]

o yea you didnt know hes in there so he can dodge the great emo razor blades

[kilikman]

Hahahhaha Goosesteps, That comment is win.

[Behemoth131]

these guys talking over the video are such douchers, you know they just like smoke weed and give each other blows jobs

[xxvolkan]

me no speak engrish

[Rocks21]

@Behemoth131 They need to live near each other to give one another blowjobs, also nothing wrong with weed Mr Straight-edge.

[brainstewX]

Kerri Hoskins? She did porn before Mortal Kombat.

[deadacc42845]

*sigh* Playboy, most issues from '92 to '95. "Score it" wherever fine porn is archived/pirated.

[Nouseeker]

god bless the internet

[BonesAndBones]

I wonder where i can score some of it

[infernomance]

I'm going to find buffalo now.

[volcompaintballer]

haha, never disapointed

[Shinjgj22]

lmao thats the best they had for Barraka? (might have spelled it wrong) lmao!

[hellspam9000]

poor shang tsung looks like he is about to cry :(

[Valis77]

it's a prison relase program.

[tricky1233]

...needs more breast cancer

[Hepathos]

I think this video GAVE me breast cancer.

[RishiB]

that sonya was bangin

[flussy3000]

yes white man

[sleestak119]

Just found this channel, I love it! Like MSTK3000!

[IHeartFurryHerms]

Nice fail there.

MST3K

or

MST3000

Noob.

[sleestak119]

Hah, woops. Thanks for putting me in my place good sir. I humbly accept your correction.

[IHeartFurryHerms]

All in good fun.

Just had to pollish my Nerd cred.

[NightfallGemini]

thanks for that p0ast IHeartFurryHerms its good gbs

[Ukiby3000]

OK, I know they are a group of people trying to do something good and all, but I woudln't use such a bloody game like MK to help out people with any kind of disease. Really.

[mattyrave210]

Lol, this is crazy

She should have killed him lol.

[TonyMontana234]

Oh come on now you guys are being to hard on this video. Mortal Kombat has tons of positive messages, such as the only way to solve problems is to kick the shit out of someone.

[Worldwarp]

:P  haha

[strizzuth]

And then use a friendship move! See, it DOES have positive messages!

[Serivor]

gah that's awful haha

[chaosd1]

She IS Sonja.

[cherrydoom]

I can't believe nobody cosplayed as the secret character from Mortal Kombat 2, PhatPhuk.

[Zenthik]

Bravo.

[sonicfeet]

His name is actually Phat Phuch.

[PlaidTaco]

NOOOOOO! This was at the Pond and I missed it! WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[googlemonkey217]

goddamn sonja is hot

[JCstaffu]

LOL! Baraka

[lisledre]

The idea of Shang Tsung just deciding to fuck off about the tournament and going on tour for fun and profit is hilarious.

If MK/MS could team up with Tomb Raider/Breast Cancer you might have the FUNNEST GAME EVER.

[RoyStorey]

lmao, they were just like "fuck it, let's slap random makeup on him" for Kabal.

[NoMoreSanity]

Retsupurae performs a fatality on poor videos.

[tenlong666]

mk has postive messages ? wtf!!!

[Chick6517]

Loved it!!! The video was fun and it was pretty informative. Its awesome how the video is high quality!

[jaxumaa]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[aguyits]

Holy fuck, such noobs

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

NOOB SAIBOT

[ArchangelDrake]

Sonya is so useless.

By the way, the code for the cure to MS is (Holding block) Back, Down, Up, Up, HK

[MajorTomXIII]

Poor Scorpion wants to commit Hara Kiri then and there.