Mock The Week- The Bible

[Kaynas1988]

If you're wondering how to get the perfect skin on your the parsnips, then you're mental''

[leemillar141]

its funny because the topic is a joke itself lol

[darkroomromance]

I CANNOT BREATHE

[tcfizz555]

Haha poor ed xD

[SchwarzundWeis]

you missed teh best bit! the next minutes were AMAZING!!

[smart08ty]

what episode is this from?

[poloniumandrats]

I'm a dog and i still find this funny, your point?

[KitsuneProject]

i am Jesus and i'd like to show you my new 4 points of my cross;

Paki Spot

Bollocks

Rohypnol

Heroin

[caieraD]

Go Monty Python!!!!!

LIFE OF BRIAN RULES!!!

[MrHeslopian]

What did you film this with? A camera?

[ellguy11]

@MrHeslopian OHHHHH SHIT GOT INTENSE.

[freakystyley4000]

You won't hear "Thou Shalt Not Own Another Human Being."

[MrAntarcticmonkey]

'Right, so that's the 14 commadments, will you remember all those?'

brilliant.

[Glaswegianmark]

I am offensive and find this christian

[71to96]

@Glaswegianmark lmfao

[86Stooy]

Everyone of them couldn't wait to tear into the bible lol

[greenday12511]

i would love to cook a panda

[CultureShockSix]

I'm not religious at all, and quite frankly I don't care if you are!

and I find this hilarious.

[CJusticeHappen21]

I'm hilarious and I find this Christian

[FalconsPOWN2]

@CJusticeHappen21 Shame on you then. If you were an Athiest like a normal person, (jokes) this would be a fuck more funny

[mikeymikemikey1]

@CJusticeHappen21 that err... didn't work

[slightlyinsaneFTW]

Ok, the only difference between the top two comments is one person has a better understanding of the English language.

[MrConnellboyle]

the reason no one gave you a chance Ed, is because your crap!!!

[NiennaSeregon]

I was looking for the last half of this for ages!! Thanks so much for uploading.

[TheGtrgh]

Why does the older top comment, saying exactly the same thing, have less up votes?

[Sephiroth472]

FUCKING DARA! BEST ENDING

[AnGeLWiNgS93]

"A man who lies with another man should be stoned... It helps! That's all I'm saying!" 

[xnihpseht]

The best joke is cut out. Frankie: "This dish need a bit more salt; so I´m going to fuck it!

[skrufbajs]

who's the woman?

[shrikanthkalyan]

@skrufbajs Gina Yashere

[HecticSolomonks]

Thats it I give up ! Just leave me alone 240p

[ellenkingsley]

"These meatballs really are the dogs bollocks" lol

[Fishcakes1020]

@ellenkingsley  Korean meatballs*

[CrazyBeatboxer]

@ellenkingsley Korean is the most important word in that sentance.

[dilwich123]

A bush talked to me lets live our lives by what the bush says - STUPID FUCKING CUNTS!

[CharlieeGostliing]

not gona be worth it now is it?

[ellenkingsley]

"A long time ago in a galaxy far far away" lol

"These Korian meatballs are the dogs bollocks" lol

[jlspma]

And God said "Let there be light!" Sponsored by PowerGen.

BEST LINE EVER!!!!!!

[serrie85]

Table for 12? shouldn't that be 13? Jesus had 12 Diciples during the last supper or not?

[TwinFan1987]

Always liked mock the week but scenes we'd like to see is my least favourite part I like the stand up round the best :D

[Seanh2k11]

@TwinFan1987 im the opposite, this is the only bit i like

[rainbowangel58]

Aw poor Ed, can't catch a break :P

[xPinkFlamingox]

Hahaha this is amazing esp:

"Anyway I'm rambling on" and

"If you're wondering how to get a perfect skin on your parsnips then you're mental"

Megalol!

[nonamesorryaboutthat]

LMAO. ' Invisible dude' .. made me LOL everytime!

[GypsyLeah]

The end was hilarious!

[RossLyonn]

AND GOD SAID, 'LET THERE BE LIGHT' - Sponsored by Powergen.

[bittymens]

I'm a Christian and I find this hilarious xD

[b4rn35y]

@bittymens because deep down u know the bible is fiction?

[DerrenBrown100]

@bittymens The bible is a big joke

[TRAXXAS58]

@bittymens You're an idiot and I find that hilarious.

[moon666watcher]

@TRAXXAS58 Troll, I won't feed you if you carry on like that, lol!!1 ;P

[WhitworthQuail]

@bittymens im a jew and i find it even funnier xD

[kwfsuperstar]

@bittymens im not a Christian so i find you hilarious XD

[potkettleblack32]

@kwfsuperstar Beat me to it!

[bobjob777]

@kwfsuperstar Couldn't agree more :P

[TheGoodLeftUndone93]

And god said,

"Let their be light!..

Sponsored by Powergen"

[RainbowFart118]

240p, we meet again...

[ThiefLeet]

1:06 Ironically, this video's duration is 4:20

[NoPantsPartyPR]

HAHA you can tell the guys had so much more fun with this

[TheJokerK2]

OMG featured video 'single girls looking for fun ads... if they could talk...' hahaha I am subscribed and watched that video FTW

[Wotanraven]

It's weird how they race/fight to tell their joke. I never really figured out how it works.

[Gubbywubby]

"Treat all people well and with respect, do not have prejudice, and do not mindlessly believe - think." THAT is the most unlikely line to find in the bible.

[callumccfc]

the end was the funniest thing ive ever saw

[MattTechnical]

im i fucking invisible in this jacket?!

[lordscully]

3rd letter to the corinthian's......brilliant.

[vict0r1ous]

lol ending

[Drtruman]

@Charlotte1862 No, you're not, you're just an awful comedian with a (funny voice) and we're doing the audience a favour.

[MrKay0]

Wow... These Korean meatballs really are the dog's bollocks

[theguyinthefunnyhat]

god said; he who come forth first shall receive eternal youth. Jesus came fifth and won a toaster.

[itskirstybetchx]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[TheGGCrew1]

It's not gonna be worth it now is it?

[alexhamster1134]

powergen :D hehe

[THEMSASBOYZ]

Korean meatballs, Classic lol

[tooslinamino]

the bible..and its 4:20 long :D

[innit27]

table for 12 jesus

[ProfessorMasterFunk]

someone should have said "aaaaaaand then i woke up."

[MetalSiicken]

the ending was they best part.

[TheCrazedMunky]

anyway, I'm rambling on...

[KrytenMark]

4:00 Ed: FUCK OFF!!!! XD

[Bajtjr]

What exactly does the last guy say at the end?

[TheDanRyder]

@Bajtjr Its not going to be worth it now is it ?

[Bajtjr]

@TheDanRyder Thank you.. I thought i heard that but I just wasnt sure :)

[Bajtjr]

@TheDanRyder Thank you. I thought i heard that but I just wasnt sure

[Bajtjr]

@TheDanRyder Thank you :)

[benjedimaster]

The characters in this book are entirely fictitious and all places, names, and people included are not real.

I am now going to hell aren't I?

[eddh21]

i love how they all want to be first

[ClaireluvsDT]

on the first day god created light, there was still fuck all but at least you can see it.

[MissSamiexx]

"and on the 8th day, god created a magical talking leopard, and forgot all about it" LOL

[AirBoyPlummets]

@MissSamiexx forgot all about US ur way wudn't be funny

[MissSamiexx]

@AirBoyPlummets wtf?

[AirBoyPlummets]

@MissSamiexx He's saying "and forgot all about us" not "it".

[dudsisfake]

1 person is a very naughty boy XD :)

[cm3007235]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAMAZING :D :D :D

[Natulcien1992]

Love how the audience joins in with: He's not the Messiah, he's a VERY NAUGHTY BOY!

[goshootyaself5]

and god said let there be light, sponsered by powergen  BRILLIANT love hugh dennis

[couragejar]

420 smoke humor evryday

[tclol1]

i like how the funniest part of this vid wasn't a joke it was ed byrne not getting to do 1 :P ED BYRNE FTW lol

[Oden667]

1 person actually takes the bible seriously!!!

[jake6411]

@Oden667 lol that comment made me laugh more than this video when i looked up and seen 1 dislike hahahahah

[superhamzah85]

@Oden667

Nah probably just one person who takes Delia Smith too seriously.

[JDLupus]

@Oden667 Oh shit they're MULTIPLYING!!

[Papped1710]

@JDLupus may god save us all. no wait that's the wrong guy to ask...

[zytigon]

@Oden667 When they arrived at the Inn they asked "Where is Jesus the miracle worker?" Innkeeper:" Sorry, you missed him, they had an appointment to fit in a random verse about Egypt", Magi: "Oh grief, I hope history will be kind to us" Innkeeper, "Yes slip me some prutah & I'll see that you get a glowing write up anyhow, but how you can call yourself wise , let alone astronomers & not mention which constellation the star was in is a mystery, you seem more like Roaming priests"

[zytigon]

@Oden667 Advisors:" Follow the road to Bethlehem, there you will find him, just round the bend, at '3 Christ was born here St.' in the stable of 'Time for a quickie? Inn'. Herod to Magi;"Did you hear that? Now when you find Christ, return at once & tell me where he is, that I may do something that vaguely fits with a verse of Septuagint".So off they set, fortunately there were cats eyes to follow as the star on the plans was bust & they'd forgotten to note which constellation it was in.

[zytigon]

@Oden667 I'd like to see Rowan Atkinson perform this play: Matt 2v2-12. Magi: "Where is the one who has been born king of the Jews?" Herod the Great:"I have no new baby sons, What can you be thinking of? Wait! A thought has just been placed in my head, could this be The Christ? Advisors, do you know anything of The Christ?" Advisors: "Would that be Jesus Christ of Nazareth who was crucified under the rule of your son Herod Antipas, 34 years after you died?" Herod: "Yes, that very one",

[FinerThingInLife1]

This has to be one of the greatest "Scenes we'd like to see" in any of the series, or at most top 5!

[doktorufologije]

fo bo fo bo fob o f obo fo bo fuj bo fo ba fu bu fo bo

Welcom to rs

[akaAmphetamine]

"Hello, I'm Delia Smith and today, we're going to cook a panda!"

[Charsept]

poor ed

[decgar07]

Wow. This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on Mock the Week and it's one of very many.

[masere]

Here's another from the Bible..... "All charcters featured in this book are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidential".

[TheKernelm]

@masere You just failed at quoting another video

[KrazaK87]

Goddammit she's so bloody awful!

[thewrongkhristol]

What is Ed's complete name?

[lajollacat]

@thewrongkhristol Ed Byrne :)

[oxxXDeeXxxo]

(Everyone running at the mic)"Could i please say the damn topic first!" xD

[saphronic]

I love how the audience joins in on the Life of Brian quote :D

[DemonShadowification]

LOL they were keen to get started!

[wigan10011]

3:20 -3:30

[ajmf35029]

I'd love to see 'Unlikely Lines to Find in the Koran'.

But oh wait..........this is the BBC

[danelletakarai]

can't believe Frankie was raised Catholic...just awesome...

[Deanbass77]

The beginning is why I want to move to the UK. There may still be religious people there, but nowhere in America would you EVER find a public tv show where the performers and the audience can't wait to start ripping on religion like that.

[AWOwns]

@Deanbass77 Dude, get over yourself.

[Deanbass77]

@AWOwns Haha ok? I'm full of myself for being fed up with ridiculous fairy tales being woven into my country's legal system? For being a member of the officially most hated minority in the U.S.? For being angry when I see the ground-breaking American constitution being ignorantly trampled on a daily basis? Whatever you say man, I've been over it for years. Hahaha

[Haseeebo]

@Deanbass77 fuck those fairytales!

[lawndog6794]

@Deanbass77 come to ireland it's even better!

[RelativelyHostile1]

@Deanbass77 lol yeah, its funny how they were all ready to sprint for the mic ^^

[DRAG0NSPIRIT10]

@Deanbass77 I live in the UK

[NORCOHUCKER]

@Deanbass77 Oh no, you really don't want to move to the U.K. I want to leave!! :L

[HardcoreHamster33]

LOL at the start, high dennis and frankie boyle fight fir the microphone and dara tells em off! xD

[blainyrules]

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

[FantasyGirl45]

So so so funny!

[mjhansford]

Fancy Dara not letting Ed speak. I've heard of the Irish picking on each other, but this is getting silly.

[HardcoreHamster33]

@mjhansford I agree with you. Ed doesnt get to speak, and hes funny too! :(

[tarrizzzzzzzzz]

dude, when is this on? xD

[pimasta314]

He's NOT the messiah, he's a VERY NAUGHTY BOY!

[MuSeMaN1000]

Hugh Dennis FTW!!!

[Predentomentic]

So many good things about this: 0:01 - 0:22 0:33 0:48 0:56 1:07 1:22 1:31 1:37 1:47 1:57 2:52 3:22 3:52 4:01 4:14

[NewSuperAvenger]

These Korean maetballs really are the dogs bollocks

[NightDolly100]

@NewSuperAvenger i cried with laughter after hearing that!!!! lmaoooo

[NewSuperAvenger]

Welcome to One Fat Lady.

[biteme20202]

hes not the messiah hes a vry naughty boy haha sick film

[innocentdreams]

they have a unlikely lines to read in the bible, just as amazing!

[LichfiendRazool]

FUCK OFF!!! (runs off) its not gana be working now is it lololololololol he attacked dennis that is not what i was expecting

[bloodblitzgaming]

the way hugh walks at the start he looks like a dinosaur :L

[erico72]

All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

[snowyalice]

"fuck off. It's not going to be working now is it?" *buzzer* lol.

[ANiaLLaToR73]

@snowyalice he says "its not going to be 'worth it' now is it?" not working :)

[docturlough]

HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!!!

[IBcnz]

@docturlough :D 

[mjakes20]

Hi I'm Delia Smith, and today, we're going to cook a panda. XD hahahahah I know there were other really funny ones but they had already been commented 

[fourplusseven]

mark watson genius

[kolmf]

Love it when the crowd joins in with Andy on the "He's a very naughty boy" line!

Not gonna be worth it now, is it? *BUZZ*

[Insidiousemoboy1]

Ed Byrne FTW :D

[MrLolability80]

I love how everyone goes for the mic and then andy parson starts with a really bad joke! :) P.S I've watched this a dozen times and it still cracks me, up thanks for uploading.

[bugboy32]

....and today, we're going 2 cook a panda

[Torkbg]

I love Ed Byrne!