le Bill's VDO Diary

[erth2myk2b]

In this comment I have used "words", because words represent "communication", and communication represents "meaning", and meaning represents "a message",

and the message is.......you may be the funniest #*%$ing guy I've ever seen!!.....hahahahahahahahahah­ahaaa!!.............thanks again!

[Zorekhala]

that's a new way of comedy hhhhh

[OneCupSugar]

Was that beach in Califor-I-A, DouchBag? 'Cause I recognize it. xx~Retard

[OneCupSugar]

Me n Ricky-poo-bear-jellybean-love-­muffin (abusive terms of endearment. ~slitting throat~) are watching your videos and pissing ourselves. We're having Corona&Lime and cracking up to some gildersniff. We're kickin' it in Le Office and stopped by...we're so glad we did!~ FUCK YEAH! x~Rick and Audra (PS: I ran over your dog and liked it.)

[ilalfisto]

Nice one.

It's just a little discouraging that something this funny has only been viewed 641 times in six months...

[tjkoz22]

I've decided to include this video in my favorites, because my favorites represent the things I fully intend to watch again, but somehow, even with the best intentions, never manage to do--however, I do intend to subscribe here, and will do so now.

[robertodedomenico]

..this is art,, thank you :) r.

[MichaelStover]

you're great dude - keep it up.

[Proshka]

im a big fan of chess... and creative vids, VERY artsy.. loved it

*****

Proshka

[SwitiCarma]

great video.

[TiPpYtOeS1989]

The Sea! Salt Water...

[lehipster]

I get it ! Got there in the end ! Sorry. Its

disgusting....its almost pornographic ! Real

dogs;hot dogs;rashes; burning; salt water;Its a public safety film . Marvellous

[sandieblack]

It is pornographic- did you see that huge rock in the distance with the two rocks to the side? Amazing how nature doesn't get flagged sometimes.

[sandieblack]

see 1:09 and freeze it. but please don't flag the video.

[sandieblack]

You know that guys play the guitar on video when they are trying to get chix don't you!

[lehipster]

No ! Shocking ! What an awful world we live in. Try some salt water .

[sandieblack]

I like Margaritas cuz they come with salt. Margarita rhymes with sen~orita.

[ilalfisto]

And sandieblack rhymes with "randy slag", but you don't hear ME going on about it.

Randy slags come (or fake it) with or without salt in my experience. Don't know about sandieblack yet.

[BadTvDotCom]

I have learned in this le video through a process of osmosis. In fact, the osmotic artistic pressure gradient that I have felt from your video would be nothing without the blood, Na2CL-, & H2O you have instilled and distilled in it. It still curses and courses without reins through my pulsatile veins.

[gildersniff]

Just as the process of photosynthesis turns light into food --6 CO2+12H2O+ photons → C6H12O6+ 6O2--this video takes wood and makes it steel. We, like the eternal wanderings of anadromous aquatics, are steeped in metaphors of osmoregulation, yearning only for the day we may meet, spawn, and die.

[BadTvDotCom]

photo sin thesis. I like it. Sounds filthy.

[marmosetguru]

LOL, you do it so well, your expressions, the posture, the words, so well done.

Love it

[dancegypsy]

Ah, at last! True art upon the Tube of You. How I have longed to see this day. My thirst slaked, my longing quenched. Or, reverse that. Wait, now I think I AM thirsty. But, it's a different kind of thirsty. The thought of salt, making my mouth dry. I forgot where I was. Okay. Starting over.

And isn't that what we're all doing? Starting over? With each and every new day. Um, is there any way you could twist this around and make it tie in with the beginning? I'd like for it to have a point.

[dancegypsy]

What a team. You guys are brilliant.

[sandieblack]

hermana dancegypsy, Gsniff actually improved the whole thing. I just filmed. I'm sure he had a tough time editing out my laughing.

[hdatontodo]

I think. I comment. I I I

[gildersniff]

Indeed...

[seanieblue]

Excellent gildersniff.

Nice camera work Black.

[gildersniff]

Yes, the camera work was black, as in Sandy, as in, a sandy beach, or an ash tray, found outside some suburban mall, where rocker girls with big hair wish they had been born fifteen years earlier.

[AishaBeLLA]

seanieweanie!  when are we going there?

[sandieblack]

I thought you'd been there cholita.

[AndrewSpriter]

Ah, Spanish romance. Great choice Bill!

[gildersniff]

Yes, because Spain represents Spanish, and Spanish represents Mexicans, and Mexicans represents Salsa, and salsa is something you put on a chip, to make it worth eating...

[riverjustin]

In my favorites I have put this video, because video represents a way to see something worth watching, and something worth watching represents something to put in my favorites :)

Peace le Bill

[gildersniff]

So true my ponderous friend, so true...

[lehipster]

fcashps ?

[lehipster]

I sea ! Its a code . S= Salt water C=children

D=dog S=sand A=Art Play=fun Stick = ? Fire=

bernie ...So thats Scashpf...yeh well perhaps its the second letter...Ill work it out.

[lehipster]

Are you still infatuated with this tongue

tied beachcomber , Sandle-back , ? I despair.

[sandieblack]

lehip, haven't you seen me marking his videos? And marking rhymes with barking, and barking rhymes with snarking, which is fun to embark on- now refer to snarkdetriomphe.

[sandieblack]

btw- who is this Becca chick you're so into? Beeoch!

[sandieblack]

I have to say, nice stick.

[sandieblack]

This is perhaps the peenacle of zeitgeist in artistic videos on les YouTubes.

[gildersniff]

Yes, peenacle...

[sandieblack]

You are the deepest man I know... and deep rhymes with steep, and steep rhymes with sheep, I think.

Your circular reasoning is so infinite in it's gestalty wholeness.

[lehipster]

In this critique I have included the word BLACK....BLACK....BLACK....don­t lock me in the airing cupboard again mother. I like the

inclusion of the French male definite article...Le Bill par example

[sandieblack]

Black black black as in, slack. And slack is like slackers.

ah.. to be an artishtick slacker.. and ah.. is followed by ba, which is the first letter of les bill- and also what sheep say. (now refer to my first comment regarding sheep.)

[lehipster]

Im glad you brought up sheep, goes to blanket

approval....blanket indicates a method of warmth and protection...and yes in that respect you are doing a fine job. Is that true artistic respect though. I think not Le

[gildersniff]

In this comment I have included gibberish, because gibberish represent nonsense, and nonsense is what we think of when we read such comments.

[Juststircrazy]

Ill with laughter. I delight in you... Great vid ;) .

[gildersniff]

Ill in laughter, or ill with laughter? Ponder...

[WinstonSith]

Great... Now I'm always going to associate throwing a frisbee with having sex. lol

[gildersniff]

Didn't you alway?

[IAGuy06]

In this comment I have included words... words that represent thought... thought that represents communication... communication that represents reaching out to others... to complete the circle that is what we call... life.

[gildersniff]

Life represents living, and living represents what we do, here on youtube.

[IAGuy06]

*holds up lighter* :)

You got me with the salt thing... hilarious Bill. :D

[tommy30507]

I feel this is one of the MOST REPRESENTATIVE videos of ALL-TIME. Lovely scenery...WHAT BEACH WAS THAT?????

[travelingwild]

Canon Beach, Oregon.

[tommy30507]

Thank you....I WANT TO GO THERE!!!

[gildersniff]

Yes, go there my friend, and see the salt water!

[BadTvDotCom]

and the water with salt too.

[travelingwild]

The coast of Oregon is wonderful. Good surfing as well.