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  • Who'da thunk it.

  • Your mad funny bro come touch my dick

  • Hi buddy

  • Sweet :)

  • I like the picture of ur grandpa in the background

  • Dude lay off the meth

  • Oh Snooki... she looks somewhat normal in the pic they showed though.

  • I hate the people that blame mc donalds and want to get rid of it because YES they aren't to blame!! The parents are.

  • keith stone is awesome!!

  • I would rather witness a slow and meticulous autopsy than view nude photographs of that person.

  • I once pooped on the neighbours lawn

    And then lied about it

  • I feel your pain

  • ...unless you have lots of money. really

  • mate your video keeps popping up at the end of a Family Guy video and auto-playing. Please stop this as it's fucking annoying.

  • Ahhh, so many things to choose from. But definitely top five, just "lent" someone 30 bucks "for gas," who promised to pay it back the next day. Someone I just met.  (No, of course they didn't pay it back, or ever contact me. Well, karma's a bitch.) Well, no more, new policy is f em all, let the big guy handle it (a non-specific and nondenom. big guy of course;)

  • the stupidest thing my mum ever did was tell me my brother was a mistake. he exists merely because of defective condoms.

  • doesn't rob dyrdek have that same monkey picture?

  • phil not only that nooo way is that a nazi lover plane because the illustration depicting a girl is not true form from arian? (spelling) decent

  • something tells me that vehicle wasnt worth 30k.

  • lost my iphone4 in vegas the first night i got there...it was my 30th bday celebration :( oh..and i was sober as hell

  • u suck

    

  • stupidest thing ever done... started a fire in my cousins back yard in a windowless wooden shed when i was a kid. then to add on to the stupidity i blocked my only exit with a peice of ply wood. so the smoke wont be seen from the outside. 3 things happend 1) fire didnt lite and the shed filled with smoke 2) i could not open the door because no doorknob 3) i found out im an idiot (can you say "epiphany"?) so no more starting fires...ever!...except maybe on a deserted island im stuk on

  • stupidest thing ever done... started a fire in my cousins back yard in a windowless wooden shed when i was a kid. then to add on to the stupidity i blocked my only exit with a peice of ply wood. so the smoke wont be seen from the outside. 3 things happend 1) fire didnt lite and the shed filled with smoke 2) i could not open the door because no doorknob 3) i found out im an idiot (can you say "epiphany"?) so no more starting fires...ever!...except maybe on a deserted island im stuk on

  • The stupidest thing ive ever seen my friends do is that one of them drank piss at school

  • Stupidest thing I've ever done? Jumped off a moving car, going about 25ish miles an hour. Landed on feet, but didn't stay that way long. Got about 2 steps before the side of my head hit the pavement, breaking my collar bone clean in two. Went home to kick back, I hadn't realized my collar bone was broken till later, went to the hospital were I was told my brain had been bleeding but had stopped. Other than having to wear a sling and rest for like 4 weeks, all is well :)

  • oh redneks

  • the stupidest thing i'v ever done would have to be my ex

  • @piroredape lol ditto

  • @Triocon9 Uhm cool? What's your point dude? ._. So you were 14 and kissed 2 girls, i'm sure there's like an 8 hear old who's kissed 5 girls xD Or a 50 year old who still hasnt kissed a girl. I know i'm not alone, or at least wasnt alone, i'm just glad i waited ^^ Also, first kisses are overrated, unless you're like with that love-at-first-sight couple, cuz really my 1st kiss, not all that great, 3rd was sooooo much better x3

  • hahaha... 12...

  • YOU WERE 18???!! AWWW!!! XD I was 17 when I kissed a guy soooo...OMG but that's admirable, Phil. ^_^

  • @XxAlfedxX Why thank you kind sir for that compliment, i do indeed take pride in my nerdiness ^-^

    @Bobbo63 It's different for all of us mate, sometimes people lose their virginity by rape or child abuse... At least you had some type of control as to how you lost yours?

  • lolo 666 videos!!!

  • mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate

  • lol what is the beat at the end of the video?

  • @doors55dub Ronald Jenkees - Throwing fire

  • @t3hxl337xnub thanks

  • 666 videos :O

  • 666 videos?

  • use this intro again !!

  • The stupidest thing i have ever seen done is when a guy at a party got drunk, poured BBQ lighter fluid on his nipples and lit them on fire. He then proceeded to scream, roll around on the ground, and jump into the pool.

  • where is the link to the nekkid snooki pics?!

  • snookie is not fat!! =/

  • @JayPCM Uhm no? Are you insinuating i'm fat sir? Cuz i will have you know i am 6'2" and weigh ~200 lbs, i do consider myself fat but not as big as an elephant :I But i would like to retract my previous comment cuz just two weeks ago i got my first kiss! x3

  • wtf you are a fuckin dumbass get a life nerd i show you one guy that will never get a girl you haha

  • @BabiyyShebaaj836 oh shut up you slut

  • @BabiyyShebaaj836 dony make comments you can't commit to ;)

  • STUPIDEST THING I EVER DID: got on a rooftop on a nine-floof building with some friends.. had some beer.. stripped.. danced.. and got arrested for throwing rocks from up there and smashing somebody's car ;d;d;d

  • What's the song or mix at the end

  • @dblazer2012 throwing fire by ronald jenkees

  • Picture this guy in front of a mirror instead of a webcam talking like this...right NUTS!

  • dark star what the heck snookie is awesome

  • the dumbest thing my mom has done was get kocked up and made me

  • awwwww,thats so sad when people have to vlog about old news to make themselves feel important.like they are the ones who broke the story and told the world about it.get a life you stupid old fuck

  • I'm sure someone has said this already, but its Snooki, not Snookie.

  • More like a $1500 pathfinder

  • 2,326 people are angry sheep

  • @TheRizzo357 snookie is an oompa lompa and phil is quite handsome and has a great personality, so i've seen anyway. His girlfriend is pretty and they go well together having been together before he was making tons of money. So invalid arguement on your part.

    and snookie would be lucky to have him go near her orange midget ass. Rather be pasty than fruit colored. At least he's SUPPOSED to be that color.

    And you for want to defend snookie?...really man you have deep rooted issues.

  • so cool!

  • @TheRizzo357 You're an ass hole , He actually has a beautiful girlfriend . And he is quite handsome himself . You on the other hand, probably look like a frat boy, whom Jesse McCartney threw up on . You're welcome .

  • Somwone please tell me the song that is at the end of phil's show, you know, the roboty one

  • @TheMetalm0nster have you found out yet cause i wanna know too

  • @fluffyfelipe im pretty sure it's called Throwing Fire, but i know for a fact it's by Ronald Jenkees, so i hope that helps you :)

  • @FlargTheKitty Thank you so much! :D

  • @TheRizzo357 yeah...wait. What? Snookie is a very...nice...looking...girl. OK, sometime I can't accept that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. She ways way to much make up, she look slutty almost all the time. The only exception is when she is standing next to Paris or Perez Hilton. And that is only because I can't decide which one I despise more.

    And lets not get started on Jersey Shores or moral issues.

  • Hahaha i got Phil beat! I'm currently 21 and have yet to kiss a girl! HAooooooh i just made myself sad...

  • @khamochan WTF are you? The elephant man?

  • @khamochan fuckin nerd

  • @khamochan no worries... i just lost my virginity to some drunk girl i dont even know... and never caught her name

  • @khamochan dude, 14, kissed 2

  • @khamochan 21 yeah I made it that far. Then yeah fell in love then got told I was not good enough for her went home like a boss cried my eyes out like a boss played my game cube like a boss then met her new boyfriend like a boss. Then most importantly LAUGHED MY ASS OFF AT HIS NERDINESS Like a boss.

  • Copyright law is evil.

  • My grandpa got so drunk he ran through the sliding door lol

  • <<<< this guys name is darwin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • miss this outro song

  • that song is "throwing fire" by ronald jenkees

  • Dick Cheney is scary as fuck.

  • That is something I did not know about the swastikas. Props for the facts, phil!

  • my dumbass thing was staying with my ex for 11 yrs.

  • Aw Phil!

    let the hurt out buddy!

  • but society does blame mcdonalds and every other fast food

  • I wants to see more BAMF's!!!

  • My friend said "Hey! Why don't you stick your finger in that empty light socket!"

    So I did.

    Guess who has third degree burns on their finger!!!

  • u just love the sound of ur own voice...

    ur a fuckin joke

  • The best thing about this video is the monkey behind him ~ Steeeeeeezzz

  • QOTD: I intently kept on looking at a tennis ball served towards me till it hit my balls. I don't know why I did not just simply move to the side.

  • SNOOKIE WANT SMUSH SMUSH!!!

  • i swear to god. snooki looks like a fucking oompa loompa.

  • I'd have totally kissed you earlier. Pretty Hot And Tempting Phil. :P

  • your dimples are cuuuuuttteee!

  • i robbed a sub shop....yep

  • stupidest thing i've ever done: i smashed a whole in a window, had to get 11 stitches across my wrist and now have a funky "cutter" scar.

  • @BouncyandBoyant a WHOLE?

  • QOTD: I ran full speed into an automatic door and broke my nose cuz Ima geeneeus

  • is it just me, or is the date of this video february 12th?

  • Poverty makes you skinny. Look at the Africans. Besides way too many people have welfare and foodstamps these days.

  • Many obese families in this nation are overweight because of the poverty in their area. We can't solely blame parents for being negligent

  • @luvmynerdness42 Have you been living under a rock? People have been obese when there wasn't any poverty!

    Obese due to peverty? Are you stupid?

    Sounds like either you have negligent parents, or you have at least one chubby kid, making YOU the negligent and abusive parent. =/

  • @haeclark I'm sorry, what? People have been obese when there wasn't any poverty? Last I checked, poverty has been around for as long as society. Keep in mind, also, that it's a hell of a lot cheaper to buy a bag of Doritos and a tub of lard than a nutritious, balanced meal with fresh vegetables.

  • @TheAmbientframer Says the person who uses excuses to continue buying "unhealthy foods" instead of "healthy foods". Sure it's more expensive if you shop at places like Whole Foods! But so is fast food! if you were smart, or cared about your body, you'd know that there are ways to eat healthy w/o breaking your bank. That includes quick snakes.

    Duh! Poverty has always been apart of society, but not constantly apart of it for the same nation. Besides, you miss the point by focusing on that part..

  • hahahaha dude!! u got a nosey voice and lot of make up for a man....

  • Yeah, rednecks can also be referred to as people who know how to have a good time. You sir can only be referred to as A FAG!

  • Come on man - Chaney Rocks!

  • phil is a fag, way to over edit you hack

  • i blame the hip hop

  • nigga snookie is beautiful shes a bit chubbier than some girl ...but who wants a really skinny girl anyway with no bady...so all ya niggas sayin she ugly need to stop hatin cuz shes is defenitely very pretty...when she is not orange lol

  • @TheRx7addict

    Let's see, 5 year old's face, 5 cans of hairspray, orange tan, not to mention, SHE'S A FUCKING GUIDO. GUIDOS ARE FUCKING DISGRACES TO ITALY AND ALL OF HUMANITY FOR THAT MATTER.

  • oompa loompa ass woman rofl

  • you give me a headache...and you look like a complete douche bag

  • SHUT UP !!

  • People are really mean these days its terrible, imagine how she feels reading and watching this...have a soul people comeon.

  • @puio7 welcome to the internet

  • Jesus. Get a life, you 4-eyed stupid fuck. You have no funny in you.

  • Is this guy a homo?

  • @phate1111 what do you mean, like your dad?

  • The stupidest thing I've ever done was to watch this entire video...

  • And the guy tied the person to the railroad tracks wore a suit and a cape and had a handlebar

  • the most stupid thing i have done had to be when i was four years old. i was in london going to a model shoot when i decided to run for no reason, every few seconds i would look behind me to check where my mum was and when i looked forward there was a metal bollard in front of me and wham, i hit it so hard that the left side of my nostril was torn. ended up going to the shoot with a bunch of stitches under my nose. thank god for make-up or i would of looked real bad in the pictures

  • Snooki = dumper slut

    

  • Snookie is such a homely female. I feel bad for her!

  • Seriously?

    I'd rather see dani devito naked...

    Snooki's fucking nasty :s

  • This guy is a bumbling idiot...He's metro and annoying as shit! Who watches this guy?

  • even though snooki is nasty the man whore inside me says id still bang her any day and i dont care what other ppl think but i would hit it theres something about her and i cant figure what it is....nah im just a whore slut garbage thats probley what it is most wop chicks wil do that to me lol...but out of all of them we all know sammi is the hotti

  • QOTD: Thrown a snowball at a police car!

  • phil..... you

    

  • all yha is hatin on snooki kuz she famous so all yha bitches need to shut the fuck up n get a fuckin life if u dont like her then get up off her ass to me she is pretty n thick not everybodies supposed to be skinny anorexic bitches wit no ass or boobs n have no curves so shut the hell up

  • Today I express a solemn vow to all humankind that I will do everything with in my power to ensure this creature -who actually believes it is human- will become extinct before the end of this year.

  • Wait what! people find Snookie attractive? she is hideous. Short, fat, ugly troll face and a nasty orange tan that makes her look about 40.

    No thanks.

  • @darkstar3x16 gorgous...get taste in girls

  • @darkstar3x16 i agree with you man, but some people want to see vagina, no matter who's it is

  • @darkstar3x16 i was never a fan of snooki.. but that was kinda mean dont u think?

  • @darkstar3x16

    She's got a certain something that's missing in 98% of women everywhere. I can dig it.

  • @darkstar3x16 fuk..... u made me c that she actually is fuggly

  • @darkstar3x16.................­.... you are correct, but you missed annoying, shocking and obnoxious!

  • @darkstar3x16 It's Raichu!

  • @MadSeer u deserve to be up there in the HRCs

  • you sir, are a faggot. Please stop making videos, you are annoying.

  • @shadoryder Well, I spent hours thinking up a witty response to your horribly untrue retarded-ass comment, and this is what i came up with:

    no u.

  • @DeemonSeehorse a more witty and painful response would have been, I know you are but what am I.

  • @shadoryder How many subs does he have? How many do you have?

  • @har32 he has about 1 million subs and i have 0. your point? i don't have any videos either, i am not in competition with him. and if you want me to believe number of subscribers translates to quality of videos then look at the number of fred's subs. does that make him good. fuck no

  • @shadoryder You are right. I can not argue with that logic. You sir have one.

  • @shadoryder fuck i have 3 sibs and i havent even made a video yet

  • Chocolate actually isn't a problem, neither are peanut butter or peanuts. You should read about MUFAs. Just gotta remember everything is bad in large quantities.

  • nice ronald jenkees :P

  • Dont fuck with snookie

  • Awww you're worth something Phil. :)

  • The Stupdist thing my friend did was ask my teacher if shes fat or pregnet

  • i accidentally face-planted on a table and knocked my tooth out xD

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  • i pranked phone called a pizza # on my schools main phone line and got my whole school flaged...

  • SONG AT THE END??? NAOOOO

  • @itsonlyonyxia here ya go XD

    Ronald Jenkees - Throwing Fire

  • This guy is a copy of Off The Pill

  • @Masterrobin6451 how is phil anyway close to nigahiga?

  • @THEkidYOUallKNOW24 dude its like the same sort of video

  • @Masterrobin6451 not even close

    nigahiga just talks about random stuff while he is off of his adhd pill

    phil talks about news and stuff

    pretty different

  • 1. I ran into a window....i had no idea it was there...

    2. Me and my sister went into a haunted walkthrough in a amusment park the first rule it said on the door was no running inside... so when my sister got scared she ran....into a mirror...

  • My friend once txted me saying "i cant find my phone"

  • Too Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks!!!

  • fat phil... haha better than phil-billy i guess.

  • Can anyone tell me the name of the song at the end and also the beginning of his newer shows with the monkey?

  • @diZZybomb6789 I don't know the new song, but the song at the end of this one is called Throwing Fire by Ronald Jenkees