Harry Potter and the Roughly Administered Prostate Exam

[EllyMcCormack]

haha this was funny. I liked it very much.

[twohawksfucking]

@EllyMcCormack Thanks so much Elly--I'm travelling, and I got a rejection today on a new collection today, so this buoyed my spirits. My best to you!

Roy

[EllyMcCormack]

@twohawksfucking Who needs toilet paper when you're a writer? I've got rolls of rejection slips.

[VisionGhostPoet]

Excellent stuff, the title alone had me sniggering!

[twohawksfucking]

@VisionGhostPoet Thank you. Glad you enjoyed the poem...

[tinySpectacle]

Christ. Very funny and, wouldn't you know it, poignant too.  How did yo manage that? Did I mention too damn descriptive? Lo

[twohawksfucking]

@tinySpectacle Ah, Lo, the description is what sells it! And of course the pain of others is the root of Comedy, especially if it's pain we've experienced and perhaps fear. Glad you liked it.

As I was telling DRC, I respect the films. The author's respect for Magic... which I believe is as ubiquitous as fleas on a dog in Iowa!

[MidiPunk]

I've got about six years till I can truly appreciate the horror, will come back for it at that time. Maybe this comment will still be here... Maybe I won't still be.

[twohawksfucking]

@MidiPunk There are worse things than a prostate exam. Hang in there! And thanks for stopping by...

Roy

[DavidRandallCurtis]

@MidiPunk You've always loved Roy more than me! :P

[MidiPunk]

@DavidRandallCurtis The backing track for 'Chasing David Randall Curtis Around The Desk' is one of the best I've ever written :p

[DavidRandallCurtis]

@MidiPunk Says YOU!!!! :p *actually I am so honored by it I can not look at without bias* :P

[DavidRandallCurtis]

God! I LOVE this! :P

[twohawksfucking]

@DavidRandallCurtis Thanks, David. Glad to hear it... Hope you're all right. I noticed you hadn't been on in a while. My best to you, from Raspberry Country (Iowa)...

Roy

[DavidRandallCurtis]

@twohawksfucking Well, Roy, (the only man I've ever loved), my phone is listed on my youtube channel.... you COULD call (for once ;p ) or send me a number and I could call you! Man-Brat! :P

[twohawksfucking]

@DavidRandallCurtis I could do that. I'll be free tomorrow. If I keep in mind you're on West Coast Time (whatever the hell they call that), what time would be good? I'm just knocking around, trying to straighten out a couple of books. Not teaching, these days... Today, I'm doing the Sunday-dinner-with-the-wife-an­d-dogs. Hey, I'm thrilled you like the poem. It seemed risky as shit... as in, picking up shit... (no offense to fans of the Potter--I actually liked a couple of the movies). Take care.

[DavidRandallCurtis]

@twohawksfucking Just type in google "time in Seattle" and that is my time. Pacific. I got 5 bucks that says you won't call! :P (509-314-4025) --the ball is in your court dude! :P

[tinySpectacle]

@DavidRandallCurtis Jesus, GET A ROOM!!!

[DavidRandallCurtis]

@tinySpectacle How DARE you come between me and Roy and the Love that Dare Not Speak It's Name! :P

[twohawksfucking]

@tinySpectacle You, you, you... weiner! (Slow Sunday, I take it.) On my end, the raspberries are in in the backyard and I've been eating a handful or two every day. What a gasser!

[twohawksfucking]

@DavidRandallCurtis I'll call. I swear... (You and Lo can both bite me--of course, in turn!)