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  • ok whatever you guys say...ummm shes hot

  • I CANT HEAR YOU!!!!!

  • Does Hawaiian shaved ice come from Hawaii?

  • Hawaiian Punch is the main export, right?

  • What a bitch! Only certain people are stupid enough to ask those questions. Don't lump us together.

  • This is so funny cause i've had my fill of dumb questions lol...Did i buy your clothes when you got here?...Did we come in canoes?...we have snow days do you guy volcano days?...I cant go to hawaii, cause i dont have a passport...Do you take american currency?...Wait so you guys have like normal houses?...I just laugh and think and i thought i never paid attention school

  • How da heck did i go from Great White Shark in Kaena Pt. to hea? Smh. Anyway, I was rolling all da way tru. U not kidding da kine questions we get from ppl. One time i was told "oh my son Hayn cuz hes from hea. So I ask wea ur family from? Oh no he was born in Tripler. So hes like Obama, a Hayn at heart not Hayn". U shuld of seen da ada tourist tryn not fo laugh but did. Was moa funny cuz had "killing me softly" playing too. Sumtimes u jus gotta say hmmm. Tanx fo sharing. Auuurite K-den Aloha...

  • holy fuck that gollum thing in the background D:

  • shutup you dumb bitch

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  • You're awesome. i moved to washington from sweden, where i only lived for 3 years, and people asked me if i speak english, and if we yoddle there.

  • are there beautiful girls in hawaii? ....HELL YEAH

  • i have a tap for fruit punch

  • Turn off the music and can barely hear you.

  • oh i love my mango/pineapple tap. twist it to the left, and out comes mango/ twist it to the right, and out come pineapple juice !!! YAY!! I LOVE the aina!!!

  • What a great country! It's just like I pictured it!!

    Why did you use so much time on the money? What kind of people did you record this for?

  • If I was ten years younger, I would sail my big, wooden ship from the mainland's east coast and snatch this girl up. I would make her call me Captain Cook. I just love this girl. Hey Hawaii, I'll trade you Snookie for her. God, I'm so sick of New Jersey.

  • number *

  • lol so hillarious i only been on the mainland six months and when new friends get my  808 numkber and ask where its from they then look suprised to find out we have cell phones

  • Her sarcasm means she's bitter and judgmental, sad... 

  • take a canoe to work....LOL

    I hate it when people on the mainland make stupid statements

    I've never been to Hawaii

    I'd like to go someday

    funny show by the way

  • yup, in my freshmen year of HS my penpals would always ask me those questions.

    like really? how the hell would i be writing to you via email if i didn't have electricity?

    common sense, i swear.

  • ROFL!! Some people, I swear are completely clueless. Hawai'i is the best place on earth & just as modern as any place. Good job girl, love the sarcasm.

  • shes fuckin gook

  • bwaahh...super funny...I understand how u feell....omg...i always get asked hella dumb question like that.....I hate it...but this video is heella funny

  • come on ppl seriously im frm ND and people have said similar things to me, someone from OK will hear these things too. this is not just HI specific. someone from HI once asked me if we can go outside in ND ever because its so cold. ignorance is human nature not just mainland nature.

  • never mined mine is probably 100

  • i have this giant shell thats probibly 50 buck

  • I get questions and comments like this all the time, great vid!! Mahalo nui!!

  • this is sooo dumb! but it's true what the mainlanders ask and think about us! my school band went to New York and got to march in the Mayce Thanksgiving Sale Parade an i heard that all the mainlanders kept on yelling out like "where's your grass skirts?!" "why aren't you talking in Hawaiian?" or "i didn't know Hawaii had high school bands!" lke WTF?! really now??? -__-

  • @smileybrittney Did they ask why you don't know how to spell "Macy's" since you were marching in their parade and all? WTF!

  • @claretea well sorry i spelled Macy's wrong! and I didn't march in the parade, i'm saying that my high school band did!

  • lol, the BGM is a bit too loud. like your video.

  • cant wait till i move to hawaii in 2013, tired of being sourounded by so many haoles!!

  • When I was in Mexico, one dumb American tourist said," so many minorities here." HAhahaha.

  • The average mainland American is too dense to understand that. LOL.

  • WTF?

  • Pfft.. trying living in Canada

    You ain't seen nothing till you've been asked if you live in an igloo

  • Eh! Don't forget how easy it is to pick up on chicks from kalihi! Aaaahhhh ha ha! love the shell story! I don't care what they say about local girls, you aint no dummy!

  • @zoidsvstheritchies I'm in the same boat as you

  • This is not sad, just funny. After living in Kaimuki for a year and a half i moved back to the Michian and these are the questions people ask. Really? Everyone is surprised how "civilized" it is there. LMAO

  • This is really a sad video.

  • Woah dont get excited.. dont you have stereotypes lets say on France or Canada ?

  • Hawaii is in fact another country see Dr. Keanu Sai

  • How's this for a stupid question: Why do Hawaiians beat their women so much?

  • @hallerd cuz they deserve it!

  • Gollum in a cowboy hat...

  • Another country?

  • Pity about the shit "music"

  • nice

  • buahahahahehe you so hunny...

  • haha girl your amazing =) you single?

  • You are too funny. Hey, we can use shells from America? Or is that called foreign money. haha

  • @cokotuossurdum haha shut up dumb ass cuz thats what people really ask you when you come from hawaii

  • @KawikaKainunu my thoughts exactly! Shut the HELL up boy! And how he know what a jap slut is. He musta been walking the stroll!

  • As far as telephone service, you can tell them that Hawaii had phone service in the Kingdom of Hawaii, before they even became a territory, and before the majority of states in the mainland. In the late 90's, Hawaii became THE first state to go 100% digital.

  • haha ... this haole loved your video!

  • Your music is too loud but im really tryin to listen but by far i cant stop laughing

  • I love this video...people need to cool it on the racial crap. I'm Hawaiian myself so it's nice to see SOMEONE use sarcasm and comedy to educate those who assume the stupidest things. Thank you:)

  • ure sexy,nice to meet u

  • so im 16 and from seattle, i REALLY want to go to hawaii pacific university but i heard that gereanlly people who are native to hawaii dont like it when people from the main land go over to hawaii for college or to stay. true? (oh and im going for marine biology)

  • @zoidsvstherichies Be a nice person and you'll do fine.

  • classic!

    

  • we use regular dollar's , and correction hawaii has cars sea turtles live in the deep sea , and sea shells is not money , and correction in the olden days they use iron nails get your facts straight asian

  • show us your butt :)

  • my friend put a big ass starfish on the back of my head and i think it ozed its stomach on me!!

  • Great clips!! Love it.

    Surprised to see that this clip was inspired by the questions asked by our collage kids. that is sad.

  • I believe that people should understand that, no, Hawaii is Not another country apart from the US lol but this video could make some people think that people from Hawaii are kind of mean b/c of such harsh sarcasm. I understand... lol ignorance is REALLY annoying, especially when it's from people in your own country, but I understand why some people are offended, though I'm not.

  • @gameplayerucool2 there are no full-blooded Hawaiians... Many locals get pissed if you call them Hawaiian if they don't have blood cause we respect the native culture and people enough not to disrespect them.

  • @infamousraiderh I used to date a girl that was 1/4 Hawaiian and that was a lot!

  • @infamousraiderh I know full hawaiians!

  • LOL I really liked the turtle transport LOL :)

  • hahaha wenever i go to da mainland and i say im from hawaii, all da haoles are like "OMG UR A HAWAIIAN?!!?!?!! :O" haha gets me crackin up cuz i was born n raised in hawaii but im full jap xD jus really supah ass dark...but yea still jap

  • hawaii is only corrupted by tourist... haoles come here like they own the land.. they say waikiki is dirty.. its because of tourist.. go to the other side of the island where hardly no tourist go, its clean.. and for the english and grammar part.. its called pidgin.. its a language.. go look it up.. before you talk crap bout somebody's culture, read the history.. unless, you're too stupid to read a book...

  • @heartbreaker191 hahahah the whole damn island is dirty with retards piling it up with meth usage joints trash and all that shit. dumbass north shore itself is fuckin dirty so is sandys and so is the windward side ur a fucking idiot the place is shit and alway will be shit dont blame tourists u locals live there PICK IT UP STOP BITCHIN.

  • @ageeeeeeeeee dude.. tourist go there u asswipe... put ur mouth where your ass is.. coz thats where it belongs.. all the places you said.. those are tourist spots... TOURIST SPOTS.. do you understand?

  • argh.... the music is a little too loud!!!

  • Wow, I'm reading some of these comments and people are really making me sad. What the hell is this crap about us being "desperate for white men"? People cannot just judge the whole country (cause apparently we live in another country) on one thing that happened to them... It's really disappointing that people actually think that about our state. They think we're like cavemen or something

  • Theres no stupid question jus stupid people

  • After I visited Oahu a couple of times one of my coworkers decided she wanted to go and asked for information. The first thing she asked me was did she need a passport. I was like 'you know it's a state, right?' gave me a damn headache.

  • K. Living in Hawaii, is like living in another country, depending on the island you live on at least. But the rest of the things you are saying, seriously, people don't really believe this ya? Lol :D

  • My sister did something like this when she was in the mainland . she was like oh, yes, we don't have electricity. we have a parrot running on a treadmill that gives us energy

  • its soo funny how they pronounce hawai'i. HA WAAAAAA EEE

  • @tantoga ya they call my daughter Kanoelani "can no lay knee"

  • @cleanPdakine ...and they call the Pipeline: pee pay lee nee?

  • @mightypen515 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha Not only that, they go lookum up in da Hawaiian dictionary!!! LOLOS!!!!!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! AKAMAI AHH ...

  • There was this one time I went to DC for a science trip.

    Some lady asked me on the plane where I was from, I said Honolulu, HI.

    Then she asked how it felt finally visiting America..-__-

    P.S, I can't afford a car

  • LOL CUTE VIDEO

  • Yea, Asian girls love to kiss up to Haole boys. So pathetic. It's like they don't let the man chase them and treat them like women.

  • You're not Hawaiian.You look Filipina

  • thier woman are so desperate for white men, hate thier own loser men theyll do anything for you, even have lesbain sex while u watch. theyre the easiest woman in the world to get to have lesbain sex as so desperate to get white men. thier woman love white men but men hate u for the same reason as steal thier woman and they feel insignficant comaored to a white man like a 2nd class citztsen, even thier own woman dont want them. like this girl before she went to the mainland be so easy f 3some

  • i had some miss hawaii woman harress me like hell, like movie fatal attraction, i thaught she was ugly, id meet beyonce had her drool over me i have monica brantts personal emial and nathalie melo hottest woman in the world on my face book page, i only chase olympic athletes, to me asain girls are uglest girls in the world, but she kept harressing me.

    1 word of cution theyre woman wear phermones like crazy on u as so desperate to marry white men. i had the record for woman spiking me with pherm

  • my compnay owns every state in america, i thaught it was a us state, only for face value hawaii has thier own underground government, cops are corrupt as hell. if ever watched one of those movies called locked up abroad that was me 5 movies worth when im a model citzen. i pray everyday for the worst things to happen to hawaii, like what just happend to japan.thier woman go crazy after white men. u could be the nerd of your high school youll have thier woman begiing to seck you deck

  • when i was moving here i was getting told from all these youtube ppl saying people are horrible to white-looking people. the people are so nice here. only thing that's bugged me was some really un-chilled people who freak out about not going near animals. like, it's nature. we are all in the world together and have been for millions of yrs. chill out.

  • when i was moving here i was getting told from all these youtube ppl saying people are horrible to white-looking people. the people are so nice here.

  • I would never move to Hawaii. No TV No good music. No decent food. Oh yea, no cars except for taxis.

  • @MonacoBlast wow... you're an idiot.... -____-'

  • @infamousraiderh Give it a rest will ya?  I'm just fucking around ya dolt.

  • Palangi's must educate themselves more about other cultures. Too much living the comfort american bubble life style and television control and plays a big part in those ignorants.

  • So I'm quite fair about Hawaii I think.Its nice for a holiday but mind numbing boring to live there,unless your an old person or your some lazy ass ape happy to draw welfare and bum around on the beach all day,every day.I was disappointed in Hawaii as its far too commercial and its so over priced for what it is, Waikiki is a dustbin seriously!but you can go to the other islands which are better but its all money,money,money and lots of it,Hawaii has out priced itself,better closer to home.

  • @indyur1.You seem like one retarded Hawaiian Ape.

    1.you cannot even write English correctly.

    2. you obviously cannot read because I clearly say"I was happy to leave"understand that?.Here in London we have so much culture from everywhere in the world.we have world renowned Theater and fine dining,

    You have beautiful nice beaches and sunsets and great weather but your food is crap.Generally the people are Ok,but most are uneducated ,uncultured and ignorant and seem lazy.

  • i expected a barter system to be used instead of shells. the rapid formation of shells might lead to very high inflation and a very unstable hawaiian economy. just a thought.

  • you look pretty 

  • you are too retarded, nice music though.

  • what?! Hawaii sounds narly. ^_^

  • This one tourist asked me where to find local huts -___-

  • one for hot water one for cold and one for pineapple juice, thats fucken awesome

  • I DONT THINK THIS IS FUNNY AT ALL

  • you do have cell phones and internet but they suck ass big time...expensive and slow.Food is well expensive and far too many cars!as for parking its mad and seriously expensive.You have to know local people to find the lovely beaches without tourists everywhere and stinky hobo,s.most tourists are sunbathing on hotel man made beaches thinking,yes this is Hawaii!hahaha.

    Hawaii is far too commercial,I would hate living there to be honest,I was happy to leave but still beautiful but spoiled!

  • @rockcityaudio I bet you no even live in hawaii.

  • @rockcityaudio and we were glad you left too!!

  • lmfao pineapple juice!!

  • Good Engrish! And you are beautiful! Thanks, that was funny!

  • @LittleJimmySouthern Shut the fuck up, yo hick, mocking her East Asian ancestry (with the "Engrish" statement).

  • @HappyHookerTV SHE is the one who said Engrish. I wasn't mocking her or I wouldn't have complimented her on it being funny. and her being beautiful.

  • i notices gollum behind her at 1:17 and shat myself!!!

  • Funny ....very Funny........

    I must speak Hawaiian because I understood every word you said ;-)

  • fuck you, I learned nothing about hawaii from your stupid video, and the shitty music is loud as hell!

  • @mustang19ms Wait. Wait. Wait. Back up, why would you watch this to learn about Hawaii?

  • I hated hawaii, too fucking humid, too many stupid natives, too many mosquitos, and this baseless pride in the state. Hawaii really isnt that great.

  • @labartic Well, if you're off the islands and never coming back I say good riddance to you. Hawaii may not be great to you, but it is to many people. I see no reason why you have to talk shit about the pride people hold, or the Natives. That's just plain rude and unnecessary and a bit racist. It kind of seems you provoked people which in return made you unlikable.. though.

  • More promotion on hawaii = more population. Were already having traffic issues on a sunday afternoon. Never thought this would happen. Less promoting please

  • As someone from Hawaii who has done stand-up on the West Coast, I have come across frankly moronic comments and statements such as "no one works in Hawaii because its in the Tropics."

    Apparently, the people who work 2 to 3 jobs here are just frigging idiots.

    That's why I don't discuss Hawaii in my act.

    You want learn? Get a computer and google some shit.

    People who live in the rest of the 49 states are largely ignorant and simple minded anyway.

  • ... I actually believed all her answers and I was like OHMIGOD! untill she said that if you get in a bind they tie two sea turtles together and ride them.....

  • XD! ahaha brilliant

  • OMG I know you o.O, matt's friend.

    I went to the iphone4 release with him and Richard. funny how this vid came up when looking for funny stereotype videos

  • Yes, I've been asked how it was like living in another country and when I look at them like 'Are you kidding me?' They actually have the nerve to ask me if I speak English. I mean I know NOT everyone thinks like that and I guess it's partly the medias fault for people thinking this way, but come on, there is such thing as common sense, people have to know that not everything in the movies is true.

  • das nutz!

  • fat fatty fat tard id still stick it in yor punani though

  • Yeah, true. Oh no! I live in Hawaii, and I hope no one asks me these questions when I go to college!! :(

  • I use the Flintstones model, foot action brakes brah!

  • ive been asked these qestions a few times since ive moved to CA. The last one was if i knew dog the bounty hunter from like 5 diff people.

  • ive been asked these qestions a few times since ive moved to CA. The last one was if i knew dog the bounty hunter from like 5 diff people.

  • you got the other Country accurate. But you Forgot we Now have Coconut wireless internet service thus you're on line ;)

  • Yes, there are stupid questions and I know exactly how you feel. Been out living in the mainland for almost three years now and I swear I get people asking me if I live in grass house or if I shower with cold water. GOOD VIDEO! LOL

  • XD hahahahhahahahhahaha!!!!!!! I feel the exact same way! I live in hawaii too and everyone in my class always gets pissed off when people from the mainland think that we still live in grass shacks!!!!

  • pine Apple tap,lol. and no internet,lol.

  • sexy

  • eh. HAOLE GIRL! lol jus kidding. girl this video had me DYING with laughter. i can see from a few things you was saying it was hard for you to fight da laughter i knw i couldnt fight it lol. i be getting some STUPID questions like that too. the most common one is when i tell them im hawaiian and they ALWAYS ask "oh! are you from hawaii?!' like every hawaiian has to be born there. i was born in cali. but my bloodline runs strong. freaking haoles lol. godda love um hahaha

  • he he, i gotta admit, it made me laugh when you said that you have a 3rd tap, and its for pineapple juice lol. Your always going to get mass stereotyping like this. Its like aussies dont have barbies for breakfast, lunch and tea everyday. Im english, and i find a cup of tea yuck, and i think soccer is overated.

  • Hilarious...I really can't believe that anyone would ask these questions.

  • i didnt know it was sarcasm at first i was going to tell you that for a person who lived in hawaii your really stupid. good thing i read the description though

  • have people really ask stuff like that?

    you could have pineapple/mango juice in your sink if you fulled a well with it lol

  • lol

  • I bodyboard and i might consider moving to hawaii but can you tell me anything i dont want to do? And would i have to learn pidgin? Or would it come to me. Will i be treated like a piece of crap cause im white and a haole? Im real respectful and dont ever want problems with anyone. I also try to respect the enviornment you know id be happy living in a little tent on the beach. I dont want a giant condo or any of that. Can you help me out at all?

  • ZOMG are u serious!? Well OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO HAWAII!

    Oh yeah, we all live in tents and huts. And everyday I get out of my tree house, swing on a vine, and yell "TAAARRRZAAANNNN!!". Then I tell Jane to fetch me some Pineapples, and we throw them at the tourists.

  • no i wasnt saying that. I was saying that if that was allowed, then I would b happy doing that.

  • Yes people act like Tarzan and Jane all the time here. We be pleased if you do act like that all the time in public.

  • hey Aron DUDEalxgry would be a good person to have on a 12 f/u of stupid people video lol

  • and bannanas

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