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  • When I saw "EMO GI" I thought he was gonna rip off Spoony with "Emo Git". Though, wrong game.

  • *My reaction to FFX in my mind* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • If blitzball was a real sport... My life would change for the better :3

  • @NostalgicSince2005 I'd love that, you could easily do it on his tron legacy review where he lies about almost the entire movie and makes up events that don't happen.

  • "Someone cast Demi on the middle of the screen!"

    ah ha ha.

  • I love it how this guy is complaining about the cutscenes. I mean, wow, long cutscenes in a FINAL FANTASY game? Thats practically unheard of.

  • @twilightshadowblade Next he'll be bitching about the dialogue in the Metal Gear Solid games being too repetitive.

  • @Bluecho4 Haha, no wait, he'll say that theirs too much jumping in mario games.

  • Actually, technically, according to Dissidia, that guy was pronouncing Tidus correctly.

  • I really liked this game,now this guy made it suck...

  • slowbeef and diabetes cant hold a candle to chip chestum and general irony

  • Spoony's review isn't funny and neither is this shitty imitation. What a complete faggot.

  • If you hate a game, why Let's Play it?

    If you have nothing new to add to a game, why Let's Play it?

    If you have no educational or entertaining content, why Let's Play?

    This video right here shows exactly why hundreds of thousands of us are viewers, and not LPers.

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  • Boy howdy! I wish I could rip off mediocre Internet reviewers wholesale!

  • What's worse is that out of all the Final Fantasy protagonists, Tidus is like the ONE character to whom 'Emo Girl' doesn't apply...

  • Not only is he completely ripping off Spoony's jokes, he's completely fucking them up? The only reason Spoony gets away with it is because he's got good delivery and even when he's being stupid it's still kind of funny. Well that and he doesn't use a FUCKING CAMCORDER

  • Amazing quality

  • LOOK AT IT

    LOOOK AAT IIT

  • @Amitlu

  • My god just when I thought bad camcorder angles were horrible enough, you had to f**k up the framerate also? I assume this was recorded with a cell phone.

  • @Genetic245 Because others may be amused.

    Maybe.

  • At the end they talk about having add and playing SquarEnix games don;t seem to fit. Funny thing is that I have add and I actually love FF games as well as Kingdom Hearts. huh go figure

  • @WhiteTiger225 or you know maybe two people used the same sentence in a completely unrelated way. just maybe

  • @atomicsneakers look at his other videos then, he goes into the same angry-emotional style spoonyone did when he begins not just using more of his lines, but hitting the points spoonyone did on his long ass play through. I do not randomly accuse. There is a difference between shared lines (Carlos Mencia and Bill Cosby) and direct Knock offs (The Islands and Clonus: A Parts Horror)

  • "It looks like a Giant 20 Sided Dice" Yeah the retsufans constantly whine about this topic but oh well... Why must EVERY horrible Lets Player who LP's FF 8 or 10 HAVE to knock off one of spoonyone's jokes? And these same retards Whine when IrateHak or AngryMovie Nerd rips off AVGN or Nostalgia Critic!?

  • @WhiteTiger225 Okay, Okay...So you came here why?

  • @WhiteTiger225 because some people like to bitch about everything, as it makes them feel better.

  • @lich109 The answer is even simpler. Internet cred, which aids them in being accepted into an almost no effort needed social group.

  • Oh my God. Literally, everything this guy says is ripped from Spoony's review of this game.

  • @EasterGhost

    THANK YOU i was saying the EXACT SAMETHING

  • so the thing with this guy is ripping off "the spoony one" as much as possible?

  • @imanerd000

    errr... no. This came out before spoony's FFX review, I'm pretty sure... hold on...

    I dunno. I'm pretty sure this came out first.

  • @EclipseMoonXIV

    nevermind, just doublechecked. yeah. He rips off spoony so much.

  • 6:45 - 6:50

    Did slowbeef make a Doctor Daneeka from Catch 22 reference?

  • I name him Desktop everytime

  • Great job, super original. At least spoony knows what he's fucking doing.

  • You know, slowbeef really does do the times/divided by 0 joke a lot.

  • @NostalgicSince2005 After this Retsupurae he removed the entire thing. All 4 parts of it.

  • Out of all the FF characters you'd think that Tidus is actually one of the more cheerful ones actually :|

  • ah right guys neyassnyes

  • I bet he was going for "Emo Git", after FFVIII review of the Spoony One, but decided that he wants an original name.

  • "Sounds like he needs to suck on his mums tidus" hahaha that made me laugh so much

  • Of course Fire Tennis on Mars is impossible. Mars doesn't have air, so you can't even light a fire!

  • Tidus doesn't even whine that much. He just had a horrible voice actor that gave him an annoyingly high-pitched whiny-sounding voice.

  • "Sounds like he needs to go suck on his mom's Titus."

    WIN.

  • Both pronunciations are acceptable. Your welcome, everyone.

  • It's funny because Spoony's fans are ridiculously defensive and histrionic

  • Compared to the other FF characters who get the "emo" tag, Tidus is hardly on their level.

  • @EternalGuardian07 It's also justified, considering the abuse he got from his dad.

  • I like how the guys are making fun of the LPer for pronouncing Tidus the way it's supposed to be pronounced. That's a good one, guys.

  • @TheGangstagnome you mean him pronouncing it Teedus? I guess all of the voiced cutscenes got it wrong then.

  • @lich109 What voiced cutscenes are you talking about? It's never actually voiced in FFX because the player can change it.

  • @TheGangstagnome There are other games (Dissidia) where they pronounce it Tye-dus. Perhaps I should've been more clear.

  • @lich109 I thought they actually pronounced it Tee-dus in Dissidia. But I haven't played the vocalized bits of Dissidia in years, so I could be mistaken...

    This is also my attempt to avoid being one of those guys on the internet who argues about how to pronounce Tidus...

  • @TheGangstagnome If you're not trying to argue the way it's pronounced, then why did you write about it in your first comment?

  • @lich109 Who knows? I sure don't anymore.

  • This guy sounds so fat I think its making me gain weight.

  • @Sylverias He sounds congested as fuck.

  • Y'know if I wanted to watch Spoony's review of FFX I'd go over to his blip.tv account, not watch this guy's poor reinactment of it stretched across a let's play of said game, I mean shit....

  • To all the people about to write a comment responding to BartS4177 HE NOW KNOWS WHO SPOONY IS. People have been telling him for the past six months.

  • Ripping off a unfunny piece of shit, great job pal, needs more RPG's

  • @ThisIsACoolGuy

    He forgot the shitty side plots and the pig of a girlfriend

  • @ThisIsACoolGuy Needs more AH HA HA HA HA HA HA... AH HA HA HA HA HA HA...

  • the best thing about this video is that the fanboys of its orogin fail to understand the satire in this commentary video.

  • Question, Why the Fuck would you be playing a Final Fantasy game if you don't like the characters or story? That's all the games have going for them.

  • @lich109 The gameplay is good, but being an RPG, nothing exciting unless you like obsessing over numbers.

    So it's basically CoD for math majors. hahahahaha

  • @Gamiac but there are plenty of Jrpg's out there that do gameplay so much better. Just choose one of them if you don't like the story or characters.

  • @lich109 Exactly why I compared it to CoD.

  • @Gamiac Oh wait, my bad

  • @Gamiac Implying CoD has good gameplay

  • @runeman00 ...and also that there are FPSes that, as you put it, do gameplay so much better.

  • Seeing everyone else already noticed him ripping spoony's jokes, im so much less pissed off about it

  • I'd just like to see one negative review of FFX that didn't spend 75-90% of it's time whining about Tidus.

  • @TheNarukill

    And that's not how you use postscript.

  • @DarkZayro SSSSShHHHHHH. Let them go. Its just like bad TV.

  • @TheNarukill

    Protip, what you're doing isnt "trolling", its trying too hard to not sound like an idiot on the internet. Trying WAY too hard.

  • "I've got a TV from 1972, one of the most boring Final Fantasy games, a droning voice, and no good commentary. I MUST do an LP!"

  • "Sounds like he needs to suck on his mom's titus."

    Stupid pun made me lol.

  • I like how he named Tidus, of all people, emo.

  • I thought it was Cloud that was emo?

  • Even though teh internetz are torn (although i'm a huge fan) but we can all say anti-Spoony or not:

    Spoony>Ansem

  • this guy sounds like cloud8745...

  • I would like to point out that you all watch Spoony videos, and therefore have no taste.

  • @Lunchbox224 *SKROOOOOONK!*

  • I would just like to point something else out that will add too your dismay at this bad commentary. He is actual stealing material from a review given by SpoonyOne on his website The Spoony Experiment.

  • @DLAlucard This has already been pointed out by like the majority of comments.

  • ROFL "next thing you know people will be casting magic soon." "no..... wait that's a little too outlandish" hahahahaha

  • It's a sad half-year when this is the only retsupurae.

  • I've asked this to some one before and they gave me a BS answer, so I'll ask agian why lets play a game you don't like

  • @Vyse195 the only reason I could possibly see is if you wanted to do a whole series, and this was a part of that series, but not a stand alone game, and the ones after it were good.

  • They should make a website just like Youtube, but instead of deleting videos when they include copyrighted or inappropriate material, just delete crappy videos like his.

  • @KedViper Newgrounds tried to do at first, and we all know how that turned out.

  • Remember, kids: blue and white to camcorder is like red to JPEG and video files.

  • How do you play a game in which you hate the character you play as and spend the most time around?

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  • Because a game with the word fantasy in it just has to be real

  • I didn't know Dubbya did LP's.

  • name tidus "beavis" every time ftw.

  • God. This "Let's Play" is so horrible I can't sit through three minutes of it even with the commentary. Anyone know if there's any particularly good jokes I could skip to and save my time?

  • Wow this guy is an asshole, way to just ruin favorite Final Fantasy game.

  • Holy crap that's bad recording! Seriously, how come so few people on Youtube can figure out how to do Let's Plays right?!

  • @sagacious03 I never knew so many terrible LPers exsisted until I found these guys, I guess I was one of the lucky ones, at least these two more than make up for the harsh truth.

  • It's sad, retsupurae has actually found a video so awful that even their humorous banter doesn't save it from being shit, even THIS VERSION was not fun to experience.

  • because plagiarism is cool (Sarcasm)

  • Fuck y'all commenters, I still like spoony. Granted, I haven't watched a single video of his in over 6 months, but hey...

    Also, SMASH TV is the BEST fantasy sport. Because there's midgets and shit is FLYING.

  • Why do people keep wanting to skip decent parts of the game, criticizing the games they play as they do it? Do these people go to school? Do they have jobs? 'Cause it honestly feels like they live inside a bubble in their parents' basement and Let's Playing is their way to introduce negative stimuli in their lives.

  • @ansem12351 You are terrible.

  • @ansem12351 You and all the other internet losers who spend all their time on the computer recording let's plays. Try again.

  • @ansem12351 Also, you have no originality. Ripping off Spoony marks you as a the scum that makes the interwebs what it has downgraded into today. Retsupurae are among the few Knights in shining armor, that saves it from being the worst place on earth.

    PS: If you can't buy a capture card or a camera, then don't bother with LP's.

    PPS: No you don't... Trust me, I would know ADD when I see it. You and Hollywood are the reason people with ADD or ADHD have a bad reputation.

  • @TheNarukill you know what fuck you .fuck eberybody ok if you don't believe i have add then fine by me i don't care but i do so fuck you fuck evryone else and fuck your mother . oh wait to late i already fucked your mother i just hope i'm not your actual father cauuse then i would have to kill myself fpor letting such a little bitch that most likely can't fight worth shit,thionks thatyou have to have a capture card or a regular high definition camera insteed of just something to record. fuck you

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  • @ansem12351 Wow... What a sad person you are. I mean, seeking comfort in the fact that you banged a woman who's probably twice your age, and then thinking I'm insulted? I feel bad for you, bro. Whenever you need a hug, you know where to find me <3

    PS: note how not a single time I used the F word, and still managed to have you overuse it in less than 7 lines. I love trolling :D

  • @TheNarukill Knights in shining armor? Their just two really funny guys who make fun of shit on the internet. I get that you're exaggerating to prove a point, but really, is this just a something awful thing? Because it seems like I see a lot of people on SA that think they're the saviors of the internet, but really it's just a badass website. Isn't that enough?

  • @popsodarootbeers TBH I've never really been over at SA's site, and that whole thing about knights was just to really emphasize how much I hate people posting crap like this and then thinking every single comment that doesn't verbaly suck them off, is a death threat...

    But yeah, never really been to SA, so I can't really help your question thar :p

  • @ansem12351 you have a terrible speaking voice

  • @ansem12351 TERRIBLE!!

  • @ansem12351 Then you DON'T DO IT AT ALL

  • Protip: If you're going to steal jokes, don't use them in the wrong context or steal the ones that weren't funny in the first place.

  • with his bedroom light blazing on the top of the screen during the shots of the city 6:25, It reminded me of Contra 3. AM I RIGHT?!~

  • "am I right guys"

  • WAIT, HE RIPPED OFF SPOONY?!?!?!

    Who the fuck is Spoony?

  • @BartS4177 a realy funney guy that become a troll the more popular he got.

    hes basicly known for the FFVIII review in which its like 10 episodes of bitching over remidial things and egtting plot points dead wrong and then the rest just trashing the rest of the serise.

    go ahead and watch his older stuff. around the time he got popular he got stuck up and ultimatly not funney anymore.

  • @BartS4177 The spoonyone hes on that guy with the glasses

  • @5282890

    Oh my god, you mean THE Spoony from that guy with the glasses?! I can't tell you how much I...Do not care.

    Seriously, the guy is a z list pseudo celebrity on the internet, you'd be lucky if you could find one person in a hundred who knows who he is

  • @cousinted when your trying to make a lets play try to come up with original stuff or relevant info or... wait... do i know you? and why telling me that you dont care? i just informed the guy of who spoony was

  • @cousinted That must be why there are five billion repetetive comments reminding us that this guy stole jokes, in case nobody realized it.

  • @cousinted You're insulting a video-game and movie critic/reviewer in the comment section of a video that has nothing to do with him on a site he doesn't belong to.

  • @cousinted Pro-Test: Ask people at a diner, club, etc who bruce campbell is. Ask them who Michael Kane is (In the US). Ask them who Fred is. There are 400 Million + people in the US alone. Saying someone is "Some Z-List Celebrity youd be lucky to find someone who knows about them" is retarded as that happens when you talk to different social groups.

    Ask Jocks who Luna Lovegood is, or what Piers Anthony Wrote, Or who Professor Moriarty constantly clashes with. OR who Mark Twain is.

  • @5282890

    You mean that shit site that stopped being funny circa 2008?

  • @Skinnyoompalumpa meh everyone has their taste but im just gonna stop responding to these cause i didnt come here to start an argument

  • @5282890 High five! You just won the internet!

  • @samusarans Why thank you good sir! *high five*

  • @BartS4177 A fairly famous (by internet standards) vidja game (And maybe comic book? I don't know much about him.) reviewer who many people seem to like. It appears that almost EVERY SINGLE LINE from this review was taken from Spoony's.

  • Every time this guy says "look at it!" I want to drop dumbbells on his hands and feet.

  • Sounds like this guy likes the game and is just forcing himself to hate it to get attention well at least he's not cutting himself.

  • I think this kid deleted the video

  • it's blitzball its not LIKE anything but blitzball

  • Yes, it's totally like underwater volleyball; especially because you have to kick the ball into a goal, constantly hold the ball as you swim around, tackle people, and throw it to other players poisonously.

  • Volleyball underwater? That's Water Polo!

  • why do fat fucks buy camcorders?

  • Who would go so low as to rip off material from Spoony?

  • "I wish he'd turn up the brightness a little bit"

    Am I the only one who got instant "thehof" flashback?

  • I... think I'm going to watch Spoony riff on this game now.

    The only person competent enough to make a genuinely humorous riff on Final Fantasy.

  • hey retsupurae... i DARE you to do this video:

    watch?v=YwzBzFO9Pfg

  • @DarkOmegaMK2 Although the kid doing that video has an incredibly annoying voice, it's otherwise a pretty decent video, compared to the other shit on Youtube. I think they should do one of KMalstorm's Demon's Souls videos. Look them up, they're hilariously bad...

  • @SuperfluousMoniker we'll i guess you're right... it could be worse... MUCH worse...

  • @DarkOmegaMK2 Wow. I second DarkOmegaMK2's request to do this one in the near future: watch?v=YwzBzFO9Pfg

  • @ZedekOfLP101 hell yeah :D

  • @ZellDincht1226 Yes.

  • Hahaha this is great. Keep up the great work buddy. Best FFX Let's Play ever created.

  • i just saw the 1st part of his kh2 "bilnd" lp and im starting to think he just rips off anyone who has happend to "review" or "lp" the game he's playing becuse it seems like this:

    final fantasy 10=spoony ripofff

    kh2=hellfirecomms ripoff

  • @deviltetsuo555 I think it's satire more than a ripoff. Either way, Spoony and his fans need to chill out. His website stats show he gets less than 100,000 views with 2.2 million in total since its creation. That's chump change in the world wide web. Granted it's enough to make a living but nothing to fuss over.

  • Everyone knows the only good name to put here is Meg Ryan.

  • holy shit now we have spoony ripoffs -___- 

  • "OHTHOSEAREWORDS?!"

  • That guys lp looked almost as bad as it sounded.

  • We get it people, he ripped off the SpoonyOne. Please stop writing that millionth comment about him that I know you're preparing to write right now and just enjoy the video about a couple of guys riffing on a bad let's play.

  • @MajinDX500 relax everyone just thinks they where first to think of it...I know I did and I regret making my comment but I can understand everyone else making the comments

  • @RoxburghRoxx I know it doesn't really matter. Just got kind of sick of every other comment being about Spoony rather than the video.

  • @MajinDX500 Sorry we didn't screen the previous hundreds of comments to make sure noone else noticed it. But hey, now every comment is going to be about you bitching about people bitching about this guy stealing from Spoony.

  • @theCrimosnBeard True.

  • @theCrimosnBeard Or we could stop it here, nudge nudge...

    Seriously, though, stealing from Spoony is like stealing from a naked homeless guy.