You gain stupid points if you care about "troll points". This isn't for 4chan dipshits like yourself. This has a purpose and a message. Fuck off back to LOLcats :D
@Paranoidave 4Chan I am not. I do hate hypocrites, though. You want to call everyone morons, learn how to do it properly. Purpose? Message? Where? Please point that out for me, since I am such a "dipshit".
The point is to be someone who makes fun of generic metal bands in the manner of generic metal fans. As a music lover I got sick of metal fans referring to everything that WASN'T metal as "gay mainstream bullshit". Usually by fans of Slipknot etc...bands who are just as popular as the ones they deride for being too mainstream. Simple! :D
@Paranoidave Everything is gay mainstream bullshit. All mainstream means is more people have heard of that band than your local shit-town band, so they must be "sellouts and fags". I'm not saying you aren't right, there ARE people like that out there, because some people are just stupid in general. They dis music, which is a no no. Musics good period. Doesnt matter what it is, if its moved somebody its good. Besides Justin Bieber. but Im not seeing the point of these videos. They're just trolly.
Although point taken THIS particulaar video has no satirical message other than it being a "love letter" to YTMND. The deliberately placed typos are just as intentional and (hopefully) as sarcastic as the text in this video itself.
Questions? Or do you wanna have a go at pretending to be smarter than me some mroe?
You fail to realize that many people experience a world of butthurt over misspellings, therefore this actually leads to an increase of "TrollPoints."
@reganrichards123 dude your a righteous FUCK arn't you? You know nothing about this person and somehow feel you have the right or the need to act all high and mighty like your life is the shit and your so much better cause you have less time to be here....sorry not everyone's schedule is the same as yours, Your Magesty of Fat Cock Sucking...I'd rather be on youtube all my life then be the one sitting at the bus station sucking fat dick for busfair and walking home!!!! Eat shit your magesty!!!!
that is not fact, that is your opinion, also your answer reeks of bullshit.
but you finally kinda asked a question (7th, 8th, 9th etc) Wargazm was a jokey little band me and 2 of my mates formed while we were in school, we got ourselves a large following locally, but were nothing more than a local band. Due to uni stuff we haven't really played together in 2 years. We've all been in other more successful projects since, but you didn't bother to ask, nice job staying in 2006.
@Paranoidave You spelled "guaranteed" incorrectly. I would also like to inform you that you're flooding the earth with the letter u. do me a FAVOR and lose the HUMOR before I turn a reddish COLOR.
We dumped your tea in the ocean.
:D:D:D great videos, love to see some more. keep it up ^^
I'm sorry, but I believe the language we speak is called ENGLISH not AMERICAN, so do me a FAVOUR and respect the people who invented your language.....
What should I say about my band? You haven't exactly asked any questions, just repeatedly said you don't like us (as if you didn't notice that I didn't care the first time but maybe I would the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, etc).
If you have any questions go ahead, I'd be happy to answer them.
As for "doing something with my life" I'm in my Final year of University and currently composing music for two short films.
......so what did I get wrong exactly? You WERE away for 2 days and that WAS the best you could come up with.....I never said you should sit at youtube constantly, if you did I'd have got a lame comeback from you a lot sooner....
Also why do you only ever mention WarGazm? Is it because it's the easiest target? I guess it would be harder to make fun of the short films and animation soundtracks I got paid for.....ah well. Keep at it, you might say something funny one day.
I like how in 2 days that's the best you could come up with.....
I didn't ignore it, I read it. You don't like my band, fair enough, you're entitled to your opinion.
I'm assuming you're just giving it a 2nd shot because you can't think of anything else to say? You never know, I might still be here when you think of a good comeback.
Does the medium through which I've entertained people really make that much of a difference? You seem awfully selfish and frankly a bit of a cynical killjoy.
You would think wrong, my best work isn't on youtube for copyright reasons, it is however in my bank account ;)
work, stuff, produce, content, things.....pick whatever word makes you feel more comfortable.
Again, if I was making vids most Saturday nights, I'd have a lot more than I do. I've entertained loads of people, including roadrunner records, MTV, kerrang magazine and half of the bands I've interpreted with some daft videos which took next to no time to make. I don't consider it anywhere near the best or coolest thing I've done, but I'm not going to pretend it's pointless either.
I act high and mighty because I can spell "You're", "don't", "know", "a", "lot", "I" and "you" correctly.....j/k
Seriously for a moment though, 60 videos (that each take less than 2 hours) over the time I've been signed up to this site (over 4 years) isn't much. It's basic maths, but I'll still help you out.
60 videos / 50 months = 1.2 vids a month
1.2 videos = 2h 12 mins a month
if you can think of a better use for that time than making thousands of people laugh then I'd like to hear it...
LMFAO!!! at first i was like "Dude wtf how could u let these uptight basterds get to you!!!" then BAM! Good to see ur still gonna make videos, i enjoy them, though i like some of the bands u flame on ur videos i think they are still good and i get a kick out of em. From my part i would like to say Thanks :D
Yeah, you're right Dave..people in the world today are just a bunch of cock gobbling fucktards whose sense of humor has long since been disbanded..and FYI...Trivium, Dragonforce and BFMV are all GAY!!!!!!!
You wonder why people are giving you hate mail??? If you honestly don't know why then your fucking retarded, I personally laughed at the interpretation vid of trivium, and I enjoy listening to them very often.. But if you honestly thought after you made it the vid you weren't gonna get hatemail and such and have people find out your personal info, your a very ignorant person....
I really dont understand why people get so butt hurt by the trivium videos ect, tbh they're funny and i think the bands themselves would find it funny. For example I still like Slipknot but I didn't find the Slipknot interpretations offensive? It's just a JOKE.
where the fuck have those excellent pantera vids gone???? some of your best work!!! i noticed hey johnny depp has gone too?? what is goin on dude you are taking my entertainment away...keep up the good work :)
good on you. these faggots who cant have abused hurled at their precious yet SHIT as fuck bands should just fuck off and grow up. its not like he's fucking your mother!
all reeeetards^^ this guy rocks! and i´d hate him to quit although i love metal and if some people are too retarded to get his jokes they shouldn´t show it
all who wrote idiotic comments like godie and so on are a shame for metalheads if they declare themselves as that.
Damn... wish I knew who the hell got your number, I'd kick their ass. >=( Don't go Dave, your videos are funny as hell and those idiots who say otherwise are.. well... idiots.
even though most of time people do their interpertation for a bit of fun and not to take the piss cause thats what they nearly always tell you. Anyway most people hate the haters most of the time plus people are normally searching for their favorite trivium songs and come across you insult to trivium alot
ha Daves Trivium Interpretation is legendary. i can respect the dude is very funny. i can respect him as a person to. but i cant respect his taste in music and why he hates Trivium. i also cant respect his singing voice lol but mine isnt much better :P
dam i was so happy when he said hes quiting... hes making good work but making fun of good bands even avenged sevenfold dont suck theyre a high quality rock band theyre doing well its just ur opinion!
Keep the vids coming Dave, I think they're hilarious and I do like the bands you take the pee out of! I also think Iron Maiden & Scandinavian metal rock too btw. You had us going there for a minute, lol! I can take a joke.
that was fairly funny mate - I thought you were really upset and stuff, some heartfelt sorrow from paranoidave, but then you came in with a classic use of the NOT! joke by saying, "fuck quitting" - classic man... anyway keep up the good work, you are a great person and an inspiration to what losers can become - they can become great men like you.
"they can become great men like you." Great men like Paranoidave? Hitler was greater then this fuck. If you think people who insult other people's taste of music are late then go listen to Slipknot. Or "Shitknot."
love your stuff mate!!, u r a pioneer! can you check out my interpretations and let me know what you think?, your opinion is much appriciated! search for:- Freedom35Productions to see ours!
dave you kick ass you vids are funny as shit even know i like pretty much all of them but whatever...never surrender keep fags who cant take a funny ass joke fuck niggers
lol, gotta love these youtube arguments. Sometimes I like to declare winners... but im afraid I dont think I could make it any clearer than teenagel0botomy43 has with "YOU'RE FAT" unless of course he made a "your mom" joke
Yeah, me too! You should get into one. Its fun. Just go on to a video for Ikilledthepromqueen or some other emo band and post "these guys suck and have no talent" or something like that, and the fangirls swarm! Ahhhh...good times!
Yet, in the Trivium video you say (in so many words): "Yeah, the last video was a joke, but this one is real, Trivium sucks". You're a hypocrite as well, cause dude, I listened to your band. Wow. I don't think my ears have bled that much. Hope those nasty phone calls don't do something terrible to threaten your safety... like... I don't know... keep you awake?
Ok, you're a dumbfuck paranoidave, while I like some of the videos you did (I can take a joke, and found some of them laughable) lets look at what you said, in you're "I'm afraid of some people on the internet! My safety is at risk! Boohoohoo" (Do I need to point out the irony that you're whining about as much as the 'emo' bands you made fun of?) you mentioned:
"...now while these videos may have been in jest..."
(Note the 'in jest' part, meaning, 'joking around')
did you miss the point of the video where there was an obvious feeling of Sarcasm throughout....nevertheless the fact that despite the video was made over a year ago and I'm still here....
LoL, ParanoiDave is a "good" guy, I dont know him, I have only seen about 1/5 of his videos or less. Why would anyone think anything else from your(ParanoiDave) videos than that they are a joke, a very funny one... Weird ppl...
"many of them could be watching it out of joy, and then were pissed off at the ending =("
well good. Because if it wasn't HORRIFICALLY obvious...that was the intention....well second to getting on an ego trip for having a YTMND site referencing me...
Haha do you know how dumb that makes you sound when you say you've already done it twice before? Proves the point the you're a halfwit who can't think of at least one other joke
oh yea that was funny. i was expecting something like that because of your trivium apology lol. i think that your videos are funny. i do like some of these bands that you are making fun of but i am not making a big deal about it. "wahh your making me cry harder because you are making fun of my emo music, so im going to cut myself even harder, but im not even cutting myself very hard." lol the words of most of these haters on here.
Aww man i got so excited until I saw that "surprise ending". Really davie, no one saw it coming. STOP WASTING SPACE ON YOUTUBE WITH YOUR FUCKING VIDEOS. NO ONE CARES.
How about instead of taking down my videos you just delete your account?
If your that concerned about youtubes bandwidth then maybe your clean up efforts should start with the sheer gigabytes of retard you keep leaving around this place.
your vids that ive seen i usualy give 1 or 2 stars. not because i like the bands but because i dont like the vids. i was gonna say it was pretty fucked up what people where doing until i saw the end and laughed my ass off. this one was good, 4 stars
lmao, for a second i thought you were meaning it then.
wow, look at all the big hard people's comments... oooh your words are really shocking.... lol, those of you that cant take a joke really need some one to super glue your mouth to your cracks so people can say that you really do suck ass!
Are you a IDIOT!!!??!?!?oneone?!eleven!?. Stop dissing TRIVIUM there lyrics are way more meaningfull then metalica!! im just waiting for METALLICA to sue youtube for broadcasteing there vids.lawl.Go listen to "And sadness will Sear" by Trivium, find what the lyrics meen, you will probably cry for all the times you dissed Trivium..
Death Rate Rising? Never heard of them. Probably never will, either. :] Or wait. IF, and I use that word very loosely, I do hear about you, It'll probably be in an interpretation like this. I'm not saying your band probably sucks, But your band? Yeah. It probably sucks.
Please, please, PLEASE learn how to fucking spell. You lose TrollPoints if you're stupider than the thing you're trying to insult. Just sayin'.
JoshBrienen 5 months ago in playlist More videos from Paranoidave
@JoshBrienen
You gain stupid points if you care about "troll points". This isn't for 4chan dipshits like yourself. This has a purpose and a message. Fuck off back to LOLcats :D
Paranoidave 5 months ago
@Paranoidave 4Chan I am not. I do hate hypocrites, though. You want to call everyone morons, learn how to do it properly. Purpose? Message? Where? Please point that out for me, since I am such a "dipshit".
JoshBrienen 5 months ago
@JoshBrienen
Certainly dipshit.
The point is to be someone who makes fun of generic metal bands in the manner of generic metal fans. As a music lover I got sick of metal fans referring to everything that WASN'T metal as "gay mainstream bullshit". Usually by fans of Slipknot etc...bands who are just as popular as the ones they deride for being too mainstream. Simple! :D
Paranoidave 5 months ago
@Paranoidave Everything is gay mainstream bullshit. All mainstream means is more people have heard of that band than your local shit-town band, so they must be "sellouts and fags". I'm not saying you aren't right, there ARE people like that out there, because some people are just stupid in general. They dis music, which is a no no. Musics good period. Doesnt matter what it is, if its moved somebody its good. Besides Justin Bieber. but Im not seeing the point of these videos. They're just trolly.
JoshBrienen 5 months ago
@JoshBrienen
Although point taken THIS particulaar video has no satirical message other than it being a "love letter" to YTMND. The deliberately placed typos are just as intentional and (hopefully) as sarcastic as the text in this video itself.
Questions? Or do you wanna have a go at pretending to be smarter than me some mroe?
Paranoidave 5 months ago
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veganazi 4 months ago
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@JoshBrienen
You fail to realize that many people experience a world of butthurt over misspellings, therefore this actually leads to an increase of "TrollPoints."
veganazi 4 months ago
100s*, dave. Never use apostrophes for plurals, always a lower case s. Love your videos! they're amazing, keep 'em coming please. Peace x
Mookburger 7 months ago
anyone else mute the vid while reading it?
threedaysgrace2341 8 months ago
at last your head is working a little
TheMikhael1991 1 year ago
paranoidave you fucking rock, and because your name comes out of a black sabbath song, you rock even further. fuck the pussy haters!
isaiasguilarte 1 year ago
@reganrichards123 of course you couldn't hear me...it was typed!
Inkremainsforever 1 year ago
@reganrichards123 I giggle when people touch on the truth too...keep laughing, it always helps with denial ;)
Inkremainsforever 1 year ago
@reganrichards123 dude your a righteous FUCK arn't you? You know nothing about this person and somehow feel you have the right or the need to act all high and mighty like your life is the shit and your so much better cause you have less time to be here....sorry not everyone's schedule is the same as yours, Your Magesty of Fat Cock Sucking...I'd rather be on youtube all my life then be the one sitting at the bus station sucking fat dick for busfair and walking home!!!! Eat shit your magesty!!!!
Inkremainsforever 1 year ago
@reganrichards123
that is not fact, that is your opinion, also your answer reeks of bullshit.
but you finally kinda asked a question (7th, 8th, 9th etc) Wargazm was a jokey little band me and 2 of my mates formed while we were in school, we got ourselves a large following locally, but were nothing more than a local band. Due to uni stuff we haven't really played together in 2 years. We've all been in other more successful projects since, but you didn't bother to ask, nice job staying in 2006.
Paranoidave 1 year ago
@Paranoidave You spelled "guaranteed" incorrectly. I would also like to inform you that you're flooding the earth with the letter u. do me a FAVOR and lose the HUMOR before I turn a reddish COLOR.
We dumped your tea in the ocean.
:D:D:D great videos, love to see some more. keep it up ^^
zenvidar 1 year ago
@zenvidar sorry me, it was a harbor, not an ocean, DOUCHE.
zenvidar 1 year ago
@zenvidar
I'm sorry, but I believe the language we speak is called ENGLISH not AMERICAN, so do me a FAVOUR and respect the people who invented your language.....
.....and your country.
Paranoidave 1 year ago
@Paranoidave :o
zenvidar 1 year ago
@reganrichards123
What should I say about my band? You haven't exactly asked any questions, just repeatedly said you don't like us (as if you didn't notice that I didn't care the first time but maybe I would the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, etc).
If you have any questions go ahead, I'd be happy to answer them.
As for "doing something with my life" I'm in my Final year of University and currently composing music for two short films.
What do you do out of curiosity?
Paranoidave 1 year ago
@reganrichards123
......so what did I get wrong exactly? You WERE away for 2 days and that WAS the best you could come up with.....I never said you should sit at youtube constantly, if you did I'd have got a lame comeback from you a lot sooner....
Also why do you only ever mention WarGazm? Is it because it's the easiest target? I guess it would be harder to make fun of the short films and animation soundtracks I got paid for.....ah well. Keep at it, you might say something funny one day.
Paranoidave 1 year ago
@reganrichards123
I like how in 2 days that's the best you could come up with.....
I didn't ignore it, I read it. You don't like my band, fair enough, you're entitled to your opinion.
I'm assuming you're just giving it a 2nd shot because you can't think of anything else to say? You never know, I might still be here when you think of a good comeback.
Paranoidave 1 year ago
@reganrichards123
Does the medium through which I've entertained people really make that much of a difference? You seem awfully selfish and frankly a bit of a cynical killjoy.
You would think wrong, my best work isn't on youtube for copyright reasons, it is however in my bank account ;)
Paranoidave 1 year ago
@reganrichards123
work, stuff, produce, content, things.....pick whatever word makes you feel more comfortable.
Again, if I was making vids most Saturday nights, I'd have a lot more than I do. I've entertained loads of people, including roadrunner records, MTV, kerrang magazine and half of the bands I've interpreted with some daft videos which took next to no time to make. I don't consider it anywhere near the best or coolest thing I've done, but I'm not going to pretend it's pointless either.
Paranoidave 1 year ago
I act high and mighty because I can spell "You're", "don't", "know", "a", "lot", "I" and "you" correctly.....j/k
Seriously for a moment though, 60 videos (that each take less than 2 hours) over the time I've been signed up to this site (over 4 years) isn't much. It's basic maths, but I'll still help you out.
60 videos / 50 months = 1.2 vids a month
1.2 videos = 2h 12 mins a month
if you can think of a better use for that time than making thousands of people laugh then I'd like to hear it...
Paranoidave 1 year ago
hahahaha genius !! xD you keep going man i laugh my fucking ass off with every single video of yours xD my ham is on the trigger xD
grtz and respect
a fan from belgium ^^
DeathcoreMosh90 2 years ago
Safety not guaranteed. I see what you did thar
JackTR21 2 years ago
nice, is that Edguy I hear?!
TylerP1212 2 years ago
LMFAO!!! at first i was like "Dude wtf how could u let these uptight basterds get to you!!!" then BAM! Good to see ur still gonna make videos, i enjoy them, though i like some of the bands u flame on ur videos i think they are still good and i get a kick out of em. From my part i would like to say Thanks :D
AtticusMex 2 years ago
you know whats sad is that paranoidave is the first to talk shit about bands but have you heard his its god awful
DontHateAnyone 2 years ago
he has more than one band... but i presume you are talking about Wargazm...
Try listening to Knergeizer - his death metal band (he's got two songs on youtube)
ryangaston88 2 years ago
your jokes and interpretations are funny. But you take the bashing of trivium kinda far
413Falcon 2 years ago
Yeah, you're right Dave..people in the world today are just a bunch of cock gobbling fucktards whose sense of humor has long since been disbanded..and FYI...Trivium, Dragonforce and BFMV are all GAY!!!!!!!
Infantry03MI 2 years ago
love you -c- chuuuu~
foreverfail 2 years ago
You tell 'em, Dave! :D
KatieMarieLong 2 years ago
You wonder why people are giving you hate mail??? If you honestly don't know why then your fucking retarded, I personally laughed at the interpretation vid of trivium, and I enjoy listening to them very often.. But if you honestly thought after you made it the vid you weren't gonna get hatemail and such and have people find out your personal info, your a very ignorant person....
Ceyezas 2 years ago
If you honestly thought all that shit I was saying about people finding out my personal info was true then YOU'RE an even more ignorant person.......
Paranoidave 2 years ago
Who saw that coming? o.O give a thumbs up if you did...
Ceyezas 2 years ago
Dave you legend ;)
dabigcheese135 2 years ago
WOW, I NEVER EXPECTED THIS, ITS LIKE YOUR APOLOGY FOR THE TRIVIUM INTERPRETATION....
a pile of shit...
p1nn3rT 2 years ago
ROCK! XDDDD
TereyKlit 2 years ago
AHA, you almost got me there.
:x
K7Eternal 2 years ago 4
I really dont understand why people get so butt hurt by the trivium videos ect, tbh they're funny and i think the bands themselves would find it funny. For example I still like Slipknot but I didn't find the Slipknot interpretations offensive? It's just a JOKE.
kirzo 2 years ago 5
where the fuck have those excellent pantera vids gone???? some of your best work!!! i noticed hey johnny depp has gone too?? what is goin on dude you are taking my entertainment away...keep up the good work :)
darrenandlita 2 years ago
.......:S
I don't know either.....considering I never made those videos.
Paranoidave 2 years ago
hell yeah!!!
i actually bought it for a moment...
NEVER BACK DOWN.....
i dont care how many fucking times u made fun of Trivium, but those vids were fucking hilarious
5 stars...
smilypsycho 3 years ago
show ur face dude.
ALMcCulloch 3 years ago
....I already have. In like.....5 of my videos.
Go look for yourself instead of asking me over and over.
Paranoidave 3 years ago
good on you. these faggots who cant have abused hurled at their precious yet SHIT as fuck bands should just fuck off and grow up. its not like he's fucking your mother!
Wrathchild2909 3 years ago
"its not like he's fucking your mother..."
well...thats MOSTLY true.....;)
Paranoidave 3 years ago
lol dude your soo funny why the hell should people care god i like slipknot but its not like im offended wtf
sicklydisturbing 3 years ago
all reeeetards^^ this guy rocks! and i´d hate him to quit although i love metal and if some people are too retarded to get his jokes they shouldn´t show it
all who wrote idiotic comments like godie and so on are a shame for metalheads if they declare themselves as that.
laughingemo 3 years ago
you are just an idiot and most of the youtube metal profiles hates you what else...die morron
coco0178 3 years ago
yeah but "youtube metal profiles" aren't exactly RENOWNED for their high intelligence, wit, sense of humour or "being older than 11"
Paranoidave 3 years ago
wow no-one seen that coming your so original
wargazm suck anal juice out of a straw leading into daves mums ass
rock7777777777777777 3 years ago
rock7777777777777777777777 your a wanker
stainless454 2 years ago
Wait... shit, I guess I'm one of those 'idiots.' Need to watch the videos all the way through. My bad. XD
darksorceressharuko 3 years ago
Damn... wish I knew who the hell got your number, I'd kick their ass. >=( Don't go Dave, your videos are funny as hell and those idiots who say otherwise are.. well... idiots.
darksorceressharuko 3 years ago
why did you put such a gay song on this video?
colin1255 3 years ago
because your mum.
(just trying to work on your apparent intellectual level here....)
Paranoidave 3 years ago
ur an idiot =D nd obviously aint afraid 2 show it ;) ah, wat wud life hand u? a dagger thru ur heart hopefully =) that'll do us all a favor
Charizard169 3 years ago
Yeah....by making fun of bands that couldn't really give a fuck it obviously means I'm a bad person.
Stop sounding like such a retarded gobshite if you please.
Paranoidave 3 years ago
you're awesome anyway :D keep it up
kobegav 3 years ago
nice reply . . . definately the only thing you could come up with seeing as your named after a fucking pokemon you retard
stainless454 2 years ago
pretty funny xD not at all...
HateMe2501 3 years ago
even though most of time people do their interpertation for a bit of fun and not to take the piss cause thats what they nearly always tell you. Anyway most people hate the haters most of the time plus people are normally searching for their favorite trivium songs and come across you insult to trivium alot
nathaneresilem 3 years ago
but I'm not disrespecting anyones opinion.....just presenting mine. :S
It's all the people who are going off on tangents at me because I have a different opinion to them who are "disrespecting".
Remember watching my videos is 100% voluntary ;)
Paranoidave 3 years ago
I never said nobody likes trivium.....just that I don't like them.
It's called an opinion, if you think that good music lies in how many people listen to it just take a look at the pop charts.....
Paranoidave 3 years ago
what song is this i kind of like it
witchinghour666 3 years ago
first one is "Save me" by Edguy
the 2nd "We interrupt this programm (Jean Claude Ades Remix)" By Coburn
Paranoidave 3 years ago
thanks
witchinghour666 3 years ago
ha Daves Trivium Interpretation is legendary. i can respect the dude is very funny. i can respect him as a person to. but i cant respect his taste in music and why he hates Trivium. i also cant respect his singing voice lol but mine isnt much better :P
KLK3838 3 years ago
you champion!
Grahl 3 years ago
Legend
TheMysteriousStan 3 years ago
haha thats right, fuck quitting.
feritek14 3 years ago
dam i was so happy when he said hes quiting... hes making good work but making fun of good bands even avenged sevenfold dont suck theyre a high quality rock band theyre doing well its just ur opinion!
nexho555 3 years ago
He never made fun of a band that didn't suck.
ThePsychoReturns 3 years ago
We support you dave. Fuck these immature fools.
superiorgreyfox 3 years ago
wtf? dont stop making vids you're awesome at it! go tell all those asshole to go lick a big floppy donkey dick! You ROCK!
whiteliedude 3 years ago
agreed
allsp1 3 years ago
Keep the vids coming Dave, I think they're hilarious and I do like the bands you take the pee out of! I also think Iron Maiden & Scandinavian metal rock too btw. You had us going there for a minute, lol! I can take a joke.
StarryTigger 3 years ago
Dave fuckin' rules.
again.
Keep the videos comin' man. Skullfuck the haters
0ldc0dger 3 years ago
I dont get it O_o
Like your other videos though.
blackplastic7 3 years ago
HAHA legendary !!!!
go dave!
trollman982 3 years ago
xD xD xD
Keep it up! :D
paranoidlackofsleep 4 years ago
that was fairly funny mate - I thought you were really upset and stuff, some heartfelt sorrow from paranoidave, but then you came in with a classic use of the NOT! joke by saying, "fuck quitting" - classic man... anyway keep up the good work, you are a great person and an inspiration to what losers can become - they can become great men like you.
jackrabbitslim69 4 years ago
"they can become great men like you." Great men like Paranoidave? Hitler was greater then this fuck. If you think people who insult other people's taste of music are late then go listen to Slipknot. Or "Shitknot."
Rowan5215 3 years ago
Good thing people in the 21st century still think Hitler great man right?
barnickd 3 years ago
hey as u sed som ppl cant take a joke wel maybe its cos u yak it 2 far i hope that u get h8mail 4 the rest of ur life
cheeks1003 4 years ago
OH NO!
NOT YOUTUBE HATEMAIL!!!!
Hey I hope I still get hatemail for years to come....never gonna run out of stuff to laugh at.
Paranoidave 4 years ago
hahahahahahaha
oh you cunt
stainless454 2 years ago
ah man u are a legend!!
KrisHD88 4 years ago
Oh Dave you complete arsehole i love you so much.
ErikssonAttack 4 years ago
love your stuff mate!!, u r a pioneer! can you check out my interpretations and let me know what you think?, your opinion is much appriciated! search for:- Freedom35Productions to see ours!
Thanks!
Freedom35Productions 4 years ago
yeooo i was almost convinced haha you rule dave!
Freeman93 4 years ago
at the risk of sounding like a slipknot fan (in other words, a retard.) what's a YTMND? thank you to however replies, if anybody actuly does reply.
fluffybacon 4 years ago
just some weird site with.....weird pages made about stuff, typically a picture or animated gif with some music behind it.
Check the link in the description to see what I mean.
Paranoidave 4 years ago
ah i see. thanks.
fluffybacon 4 years ago
no need 4 racist comments you pussy fucked aids infested white boy
deathindecember1 4 years ago
Yeah! Dave!
Mrcrissypoo 4 years ago
I now Dub Dave the king of Comebacks!
ThrashedUp 4 years ago
lol
xenocidebrm 4 years ago
You fucking rule, Paranoidave.
Hail and Kill.
AshmediDX 4 years ago
No, YOU'RE the man now dog!!!
kcobainlives 4 years ago
at first i thought he was going to kill himself it made me happy
adrinx212 4 years ago
dave you kick ass you vids are funny as shit even know i like pretty much all of them but whatever...never surrender keep fags who cant take a funny ass joke fuck niggers
masterofpuppets1456 4 years ago
Dude you're my hero. Your videos are beyond hilarious.
Bananaphone27 4 years ago
go die you suck have fun being a fat ass that jacks off to gay porn and shoving you drummers sticks up you ass
rocknrolljc0 4 years ago
unlike you, my idea of fun is quite a bit different from yours.....
Paranoidave 4 years ago
lol, gotta love these youtube arguments. Sometimes I like to declare winners... but im afraid I dont think I could make it any clearer than teenagel0botomy43 has with "YOU'RE FAT" unless of course he made a "your mom" joke
SystemOfAKeelan 4 years ago
Yeah, me too! You should get into one. Its fun. Just go on to a video for Ikilledthepromqueen or some other emo band and post "these guys suck and have no talent" or something like that, and the fangirls swarm! Ahhhh...good times!
XvandettashredX 4 years ago
oh you crossed the line bitch iktpq kicks ass no 1 calls them emo
masterofpuppets1456 4 years ago
Whatever, that's your opinion. I don't feel like getting into one right now. But you do agree, getting into arguments with idiots is fun, right?
XvandettashredX 4 years ago
oh yea definitely i do it all the time
masterofpuppets1456 4 years ago
Hahaha!
Paranoidave you are ace!
LMAO @ teen anagel bot o my & redd eth Hahahaha!
You guys are funny.
Phoenix8500 4 years ago
Stupid 500 character limit...
Yet, in the Trivium video you say (in so many words): "Yeah, the last video was a joke, but this one is real, Trivium sucks". You're a hypocrite as well, cause dude, I listened to your band. Wow. I don't think my ears have bled that much. Hope those nasty phone calls don't do something terrible to threaten your safety... like... I don't know... keep you awake?
reddeth23 4 years ago
Ok, you're a dumbfuck paranoidave, while I like some of the videos you did (I can take a joke, and found some of them laughable) lets look at what you said, in you're "I'm afraid of some people on the internet! My safety is at risk! Boohoohoo" (Do I need to point out the irony that you're whining about as much as the 'emo' bands you made fun of?) you mentioned:
"...now while these videos may have been in jest..."
(Note the 'in jest' part, meaning, 'joking around')
reddeth23 4 years ago
did you miss the point of the video where there was an obvious feeling of Sarcasm throughout....nevertheless the fact that despite the video was made over a year ago and I'm still here....
Paranoidave 4 years ago
Oh, man, i almost cried at the beginning...don't scare me like that ever again, Dave!
Metalfan036 4 years ago
LoL, ParanoiDave is a "good" guy, I dont know him, I have only seen about 1/5 of his videos or less. Why would anyone think anything else from your(ParanoiDave) videos than that they are a joke, a very funny one... Weird ppl...
SnakedSnake 4 years ago
I think its funny how Paranoidave thinks people would even care if he left.
UzumakiMitch 4 years ago
well 8,000 people watched this didn't they?
Paranoidave 4 years ago
Hey, there are alot of retards in the world, plus many of them could be watching it out of joy, and then were pissed off at the ending =(
UzumakiMitch 4 years ago
"many of them could be watching it out of joy, and then were pissed off at the ending =("
well good. Because if it wasn't HORRIFICALLY obvious...that was the intention....well second to getting on an ego trip for having a YTMND site referencing me...
Paranoidave 4 years ago
Your such a poser dude everyone knew how that video was gonna end anyway you're so predictable
teenagel0botomy43 4 years ago
really?
you understood the horrifically obvious joke that I had already done twice before?
WELL DONE SHERLOCK! YOU ARE A MASTER DETECTITVE!
Paranoidave 4 years ago
Haha do you know how dumb that makes you sound when you say you've already done it twice before? Proves the point the you're a halfwit who can't think of at least one other joke
teenagel0botomy43 4 years ago
In order for me to have said it twice....you must also have said the same thing twice.
*slow claps*
Paranoidave 4 years ago
Slow claps for fuckin fatty who can't think of a better joke
teenagel0botomy43 4 years ago
wouldn't want to steal your spotlight in the "non-humour" awards there buddy, you've still got a ROARING reception.
was that a dig at my weight....oh you clever man you, Bill Hicks would be spinning in his grave knowing that comic geniuses like you walk the earth.
Paranoidave 4 years ago
YOU'RE FAT.
teenagel0botomy43 4 years ago
and doesn't it just piss you off that despite it you'd stil kill to live my life for a day.
Paranoidave 4 years ago
Uh so i'd kill to be a fat loser with a shitty band? I don't think so mate, get over yourself
teenagel0botomy43 4 years ago
thats right keep telling yourself that if it helps you get to sleep at night. ;)
loser
Paranoidave 4 years ago
Ha. Awesome song. Sounds like Edguy. Is that who it is? If it isn't Edguy, they're vocalist must be a Tobias Sammet clone.
HeWhoSlaysFace 4 years ago
Yup
Edguy - Save me
Paranoidave 4 years ago
ParanoiDave. Go die, you fat fuck. Your band sucks, why don't you just retire from life? Trivium owns, so stop trying to make them look bad.
alex14is14emo 4 years ago
The only talented person in trivium is their drummer, in fact
SomethingWeird42 4 years ago
You're a fucking emo (as it says on your display name) and you say all of that? Dude, go cut your fucking wrists and go cry already.
JadTaker 4 years ago
oh yea that was funny. i was expecting something like that because of your trivium apology lol. i think that your videos are funny. i do like some of these bands that you are making fun of but i am not making a big deal about it. "wahh your making me cry harder because you are making fun of my emo music, so im going to cut myself even harder, but im not even cutting myself very hard." lol the words of most of these haters on here.
supaflymcgee 4 years ago
Aww man i got so excited until I saw that "surprise ending". Really davie, no one saw it coming. STOP WASTING SPACE ON YOUTUBE WITH YOUR FUCKING VIDEOS. NO ONE CARES.
GasolineAndNails 4 years ago
How about instead of taking down my videos you just delete your account?
If your that concerned about youtubes bandwidth then maybe your clean up efforts should start with the sheer gigabytes of retard you keep leaving around this place.
Paranoidave 4 years ago
I was completely expecting that ending. Nice work. :)
Though you should have gone from Edguy to, say... Iniquity.
Valgrindar 4 years ago
panoidave is gay
XXmetalforlife777XX 4 years ago
Hey Dave, why haven't you done another of these letter videos? These are fucking ace, you need to make more.
fartingpenguin 4 years ago
Man, you're ace. Never stop these.
You use of NEDM just heightens this.
MysticalDescent 4 years ago
dude, do people rea;;y have your number though?
joeyjoe121493hms 4 years ago
u dissed my 2 favorite bands but i still love ur videos
wbeagle72 4 years ago
Don't think that myspace works anymore
mysilverchair 4 years ago
iron maiden55555...to qoute those e-idiots that hate paranoidave's work "you suck" "go die"...
aebomb 4 years ago
Thank god you aren't quitting... imagine a world without "Paranoidave's" exellent comedy!!! Unthinkable.
kisstory1 4 years ago
Bloody hell you had me convinced... oh i'm so gullible.
kisstory1 4 years ago
:D well... i like your videos my good sir! they make me laugh and i dont give a fuck about those bands
ichigofluff66 4 years ago
Me too.Go on.
HidetoraHikimonji 4 years ago
i wish its true
ironmaiden55555 4 years ago
well then
BAD LUCKO CHUCKO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Paranoidave 4 years ago
your vids that ive seen i usualy give 1 or 2 stars. not because i like the bands but because i dont like the vids. i was gonna say it was pretty fucked up what people where doing until i saw the end and laughed my ass off. this one was good, 4 stars
McGonigle666 4 years ago
haha dude i love your work... i heard that slipknot interpretation and fell in love... btw ur right CoB is awesome :D
justatest52 4 years ago
i dont know what the fuck is he on
paranoidave had to get my msn since he was so pissed off
dazzerd 4 years ago
it was on your myspace clear as day, it wasn't like it took any effort...and you blocked me as soon as I said so much as "hi"
...cowardly fuckstick.
Paranoidave 4 years ago
You know, you already did this about the Trivium video right?
You need to get some originality, and learn to spell while you're at it.
heresjonny666 4 years ago
lmao, for a second i thought you were meaning it then.
wow, look at all the big hard people's comments... oooh your words are really shocking.... lol, those of you that cant take a joke really need some one to super glue your mouth to your cracks so people can say that you really do suck ass!
bobthefishofdoom 4 years ago
Are you a IDIOT!!!??!?!?oneone?!eleven!?. Stop dissing TRIVIUM there lyrics are way more meaningfull then metalica!! im just waiting for METALLICA to sue youtube for broadcasteing there vids.lawl.Go listen to "And sadness will Sear" by Trivium, find what the lyrics meen, you will probably cry for all the times you dissed Trivium..
slipknotandkorn4ever 4 years ago
hahaha WTF i hate metallica..its not like those fistfucks have millions of fucking dollars so now they need to go sue youtube
ilovelillielots 4 years ago
I know its so gay, kinda like metalicanrules805..lol
slipknotandkorn4ever 4 years ago
oh yeah...lets hate on the people with half a sense of humour!!
*rolls eyes*
Paranoidave 4 years ago
Shut up you nerdy fagg i should slap those glasses off your ugly face!! lol and my band Death Rate Rising isn't gay like yours.
slipknotandkorn4ever 4 years ago
what are you talking about? i see you've stoped acting like a tuff guy
ilovelillielots 4 years ago
IscariotXII 4 years ago
your right you wouldn't like it, its death metal, go listen to fall out boy fag.
slipknotandkorn4ever 4 years ago
your a death metal band...
then why do you have such a pussy sounding emocore name...
Paranoidave 4 years ago
dude ive heard alot of your songs..you song like the most emotronic faggot band ive ever heard..and wtf is a "wangogram
" i would do something about your obsession with penis's..
slipknotandkorn4ever 4 years ago