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  • Please, please, PLEASE learn how to fucking spell. You lose TrollPoints if you're stupider than the thing you're trying to insult. Just sayin'.

  • @JoshBrienen

    You gain stupid points if you care about "troll points". This isn't for 4chan dipshits like yourself. This has a purpose and a message. Fuck off back to LOLcats :D

  • @Paranoidave 4Chan I am not. I do hate hypocrites, though. You want to call everyone morons, learn how to do it properly. Purpose? Message? Where? Please point that out for me, since I am such a "dipshit".

  • @JoshBrienen

    Certainly dipshit.

    The point is to be someone who makes fun of generic metal bands in the manner of generic metal fans. As a music lover I got sick of metal fans referring to everything that WASN'T metal as "gay mainstream bullshit". Usually by fans of Slipknot etc...bands who are just as popular as the ones they deride for being too mainstream. Simple! :D

  • @Paranoidave Everything is gay mainstream bullshit. All mainstream means is more people have heard of that band than your local shit-town band, so they must be "sellouts and fags". I'm not saying you aren't right, there ARE people like that out there, because some people are just stupid in general. They dis music, which is a no no. Musics good period. Doesnt matter what it is, if its moved somebody its good. Besides Justin Bieber. but Im not seeing the point of these videos. They're just trolly.

  • @JoshBrienen

    Although point taken THIS particulaar video has no satirical message other than it being a "love letter" to YTMND. The deliberately placed typos are just as intentional and (hopefully) as sarcastic as the text in this video itself.

    Questions? Or do you wanna have a go at pretending to be smarter than me some mroe?

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  • 100s*, dave. Never use apostrophes for plurals, always a lower case s. Love your videos! they're amazing, keep 'em coming please. Peace x

  • anyone else mute the vid while reading it?

    

  • at last your head is working a little

  • paranoidave you fucking rock, and because your name comes out of a black sabbath song, you rock even further. fuck the pussy haters!

  • @reganrichards123 of course you couldn't hear me...it was typed!

  • @reganrichards123 I giggle when people touch on the truth too...keep laughing, it always helps with denial ;)

  • @reganrichards123 dude your a righteous FUCK arn't you? You know nothing about this person and somehow feel you have the right or the need to act all high and mighty like your life is the shit and your so much better cause you have less time to be here....sorry not everyone's schedule is the same as yours, Your Magesty of Fat Cock Sucking...I'd rather be on youtube all my life then be the one sitting at the bus station sucking fat dick for busfair and walking home!!!! Eat shit your magesty!!!!

  • @reganrichards123

    that is not fact, that is your opinion, also your answer reeks of bullshit.

    but you finally kinda asked a question (7th, 8th, 9th etc) Wargazm was a jokey little band me and 2 of my mates formed while we were in school, we got ourselves a large following locally, but were nothing more than a local band. Due to uni stuff we haven't really played together in 2 years. We've all been in other more successful projects since, but you didn't bother to ask, nice job staying in 2006.

  • @Paranoidave You spelled "guaranteed" incorrectly. I would also like to inform you that you're flooding the earth with the letter u. do me a FAVOR and lose the HUMOR before I turn a reddish COLOR.

    We dumped your tea in the ocean.

    :D:D:D great videos, love to see some more. keep it up ^^

  • @zenvidar sorry me, it was a harbor, not an ocean, DOUCHE.

  • @zenvidar

    I'm sorry, but I believe the language we speak is called ENGLISH not AMERICAN, so do me a FAVOUR and respect the people who invented your language.....

    .....and your country.

  • @Paranoidave :o

  • @reganrichards123

    What should I say about my band? You haven't exactly asked any questions, just repeatedly said you don't like us (as if you didn't notice that I didn't care the first time but maybe I would the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, etc).

    If you have any questions go ahead, I'd be happy to answer them.

    As for "doing something with my life" I'm in my Final year of University and currently composing music for two short films.

    What do you do out of curiosity?

  • @reganrichards123

    ......so what did I get wrong exactly? You WERE away for 2 days and that WAS the best you could come up with.....I never said you should sit at youtube constantly, if you did I'd have got a lame comeback from you a lot sooner....

    Also why do you only ever mention WarGazm? Is it because it's the easiest target? I guess it would be harder to make fun of the short films and animation soundtracks I got paid for.....ah well. Keep at it, you might say something funny one day.

  • @reganrichards123

    I like how in 2 days that's the best you could come up with.....

    I didn't ignore it, I read it. You don't like my band, fair enough, you're entitled to your opinion.

    I'm assuming you're just giving it a 2nd shot because you can't think of anything else to say? You never know, I might still be here when you think of a good comeback.

  • @reganrichards123

    Does the medium through which I've entertained people really make that much of a difference? You seem awfully selfish and frankly a bit of a cynical killjoy.

    You would think wrong, my best work isn't on youtube for copyright reasons, it is however in my bank account ;)

  • @reganrichards123

    work, stuff, produce, content, things.....pick whatever word makes you feel more comfortable.

    Again, if I was making vids most Saturday nights, I'd have a lot more than I do. I've entertained loads of people, including roadrunner records, MTV, kerrang magazine and half of the bands I've interpreted with some daft videos which took next to no time to make. I don't consider it anywhere near the best or coolest thing I've done, but I'm not going to pretend it's pointless either.

  • I act high and mighty because I can spell "You're", "don't", "know", "a", "lot", "I" and "you" correctly.....j/k

    Seriously for a moment though, 60 videos (that each take less than 2 hours) over the time I've been signed up to this site (over 4 years) isn't much. It's basic maths, but I'll still help you out.

    60 videos / 50 months = 1.2 vids a month

    1.2 videos = 2h 12 mins a month

    if you can think of a better use for that time than making thousands of people laugh then I'd like to hear it...

  • hahahaha genius !! xD you keep going man i laugh my fucking ass off with every single video of yours xD my ham is on the trigger xD

    grtz and respect

    a fan from belgium ^^

  • Safety not guaranteed. I see what you did thar

  • nice, is that Edguy I hear?!

  • LMFAO!!! at first i was like "Dude wtf how could u let these uptight basterds get to you!!!" then BAM! Good to see ur still gonna make videos, i enjoy them, though i like some of the bands u flame on ur videos i think they are still good and i get a kick out of em. From my part i would like to say Thanks :D

  • you know whats sad is that paranoidave is the first to talk shit about bands but have you heard his its god awful

  • he has more than one band... but i presume you are talking about Wargazm...

    Try listening to Knergeizer - his death metal band (he's got two songs on youtube)

  • your jokes and interpretations are funny. But you take the bashing of trivium kinda far

  • Yeah, you're right Dave..people in the world today are just a bunch of cock gobbling fucktards whose sense of humor has long since been disbanded..and FYI...Trivium, Dragonforce and BFMV are all GAY!!!!!!!

  • love you -c-  chuuuu~

  • You tell 'em, Dave! :D

  • You wonder why people are giving you hate mail??? If you honestly don't know why then your fucking retarded, I personally laughed at the interpretation vid of trivium, and I enjoy listening to them very often.. But if you honestly thought after you made it the vid you weren't gonna get hatemail and such and have people find out your personal info, your a very ignorant person....

  • If you honestly thought all that shit I was saying about people finding out my personal info was true then YOU'RE an even more ignorant person.......

  • Who saw that coming? o.O give a thumbs up if you did...

  • Dave you legend ;)

  • WOW, I NEVER EXPECTED THIS, ITS LIKE YOUR APOLOGY FOR THE TRIVIUM INTERPRETATION....

    a pile of shit...

  • ROCK! XDDDD

  • AHA, you almost got me there.

    :x

  • I really dont understand why people get so butt hurt by the trivium videos ect, tbh they're funny and i think the bands themselves would find it funny. For example I still like Slipknot but I didn't find the Slipknot interpretations offensive? It's just a JOKE.

  • where the fuck have those excellent pantera vids gone???? some of your best work!!! i noticed hey johnny depp has gone too?? what is goin on dude you are taking my entertainment away...keep up the good work :)

  • .......:S

    I don't know either.....considering I never made those videos.

  • hell yeah!!!

    i actually bought it for a moment...

    NEVER BACK DOWN.....

    i dont care how many fucking times u made fun of Trivium, but those vids were fucking hilarious

    5 stars...

  • show ur face dude.

  • ....I already have. In like.....5 of my videos.

    Go look for yourself instead of asking me over and over.

  • good on you. these faggots who cant have abused hurled at their precious yet SHIT as fuck bands should just fuck off and grow up. its not like he's fucking your mother!

  • "its not like he's fucking your mother..."

    well...thats MOSTLY true.....;)

  • lol dude your soo funny why the hell should people care god i like slipknot but its not like im offended wtf

  • all reeeetards^^ this guy rocks! and i´d hate him to quit although i love metal and if some people are too retarded to get his jokes they shouldn´t show it

    all who wrote idiotic comments like godie and so on are a shame for metalheads if they declare themselves as that.

  • you are just an idiot and most of the youtube metal profiles hates you what else...die morron

  • yeah but "youtube metal profiles" aren't exactly RENOWNED for their high intelligence, wit, sense of humour or "being older than 11"

  • wow no-one seen that coming your so original

    wargazm suck anal juice out of a straw leading into daves mums ass

  • rock7777777777777777777777 your a wanker

  • Wait... shit, I guess I'm one of those 'idiots.' Need to watch the videos all the way through. My bad. XD

  • Damn... wish I knew who the hell got your number, I'd kick their ass. >=( Don't go Dave, your videos are funny as hell and those idiots who say otherwise are.. well... idiots.

  • why did you put such a gay song on this video?

  • because your mum.

    (just trying to work on your apparent intellectual level here....)

  • ur an idiot =D nd obviously aint afraid 2 show it ;) ah, wat wud life hand u? a dagger thru ur heart hopefully =) that'll do us all a favor

  • Yeah....by making fun of bands that couldn't really give a fuck it obviously means I'm a bad person.

    Stop sounding like such a retarded gobshite if you please.

  • you're awesome anyway :D keep it up

  • nice reply . . . definately the only thing you could come up with seeing as your named after a fucking pokemon you retard

  • pretty funny xD not at all...

  • even though most of time people do their interpertation for a bit of fun and not to take the piss cause thats what they nearly always tell you. Anyway most people hate the haters most of the time plus people are normally searching for their favorite trivium songs and come across you insult to trivium alot

  • but I'm not disrespecting anyones opinion.....just presenting mine. :S

    It's all the people who are going off on tangents at me because I have a different opinion to them who are "disrespecting".

    Remember watching my videos is 100% voluntary ;)

  • I never said nobody likes trivium.....just that I don't like them.

    It's called an opinion, if you think that good music lies in how many people listen to it just take a look at the pop charts.....

  • what song is this i kind of like it

  • first one is "Save me" by Edguy

    the 2nd "We interrupt this programm (Jean Claude Ades Remix)" By Coburn

  • thanks

  • ha Daves Trivium Interpretation is legendary. i can respect the dude is very funny. i can respect him as a person to. but i cant respect his taste in music and why he hates Trivium. i also cant respect his singing voice lol but mine isnt much better :P

  • you champion!

  • Legend

  • haha thats right, fuck quitting.

  • dam i was so happy when he said hes quiting... hes making good work but making fun of good bands even avenged sevenfold dont suck theyre a high quality rock band theyre doing well its just ur opinion!

  • He never made fun of a band that didn't suck.

  • We support you dave. Fuck these immature fools.

  • wtf? dont stop making vids you're awesome at it! go tell all those asshole to go lick a big floppy donkey dick! You ROCK!

  • agreed

  • Keep the vids coming Dave, I think they're hilarious and I do like the bands you take the pee out of! I also think Iron Maiden & Scandinavian metal rock too btw. You had us going there for a minute, lol! I can take a joke.

  • Dave fuckin' rules.

    again.

    Keep the videos comin' man. Skullfuck the haters

  • I dont get it O_o

    Like your other videos though.

  • HAHA legendary !!!!

    go dave!

  • xD xD xD

    Keep it up! :D

  • that was fairly funny mate - I thought you were really upset and stuff, some heartfelt sorrow from paranoidave, but then you came in with a classic use of the NOT! joke by saying, "fuck quitting" - classic man... anyway keep up the good work, you are a great person and an inspiration to what losers can become - they can become great men like you.

  • "they can become great men like you." Great men like Paranoidave? Hitler was greater then this fuck. If you think people who insult other people's taste of music are late then go listen to Slipknot. Or "Shitknot."

  • Good thing people in the 21st century still think Hitler great man right?

  • hey as u sed som ppl cant take a joke wel maybe its cos u yak it 2 far i hope that u get h8mail 4 the rest of ur life

  • OH NO!

    NOT YOUTUBE HATEMAIL!!!!

    Hey I hope I still get hatemail for years to come....never gonna run out of stuff to laugh at.

  • hahahahahahaha

    oh you cunt

  • ah man u are a legend!!

  • Oh Dave you complete arsehole i love you so much.

  • love your stuff mate!!, u r a pioneer! can you check out my interpretations and let me know what you think?, your opinion is much appriciated! search for:- Freedom35Productions to see ours!

    Thanks!

  • yeooo i was almost convinced haha you rule dave!

  • at the risk of sounding like a slipknot fan (in other words, a retard.) what's a YTMND? thank you to however replies, if anybody actuly does reply.

  • just some weird site with.....weird pages made about stuff, typically a picture or animated gif with some music behind it.

    Check the link in the description to see what I mean.

  • ah i see. thanks.

  • no need 4 racist comments you pussy fucked aids infested white boy

  • Yeah! Dave!

  • I now Dub Dave the king of Comebacks!

  • lol

  • You fucking rule, Paranoidave.

    Hail and Kill.

  • No, YOU'RE the man now dog!!!

  • at first i thought he was going to kill himself it made me happy

  • dave you kick ass you vids are funny as shit even know i like pretty much all of them but whatever...never surrender keep fags who cant take a funny ass joke fuck niggers

  • Dude you're my hero. Your videos are beyond hilarious.

  • go die you suck have fun being a fat ass that jacks off to gay porn and shoving you drummers sticks up you ass

  • unlike you, my idea of fun is quite a bit different from yours.....

  • lol, gotta love these youtube arguments. Sometimes I like to declare winners... but im afraid I dont think I could make it any clearer than teenagel0botomy43 has with "YOU'RE FAT" unless of course he made a "your mom" joke

  • Yeah, me too! You should get into one. Its fun. Just go on to a video for Ikilledthepromqueen or some other emo band and post "these guys suck and have no talent" or something like that, and the fangirls swarm! Ahhhh...good times!

  • oh you crossed the line bitch iktpq kicks ass no 1 calls them emo

  • Whatever, that's your opinion. I don't feel like getting into one right now. But you do agree, getting into arguments with idiots is fun, right?

  • oh yea definitely i do it all the time

  • Hahaha!

    Paranoidave you are ace!

    LMAO @ teen anagel bot o my & redd eth Hahahaha!

    You guys are funny.

  • Stupid 500 character limit...

    Yet, in the Trivium video you say (in so many words): "Yeah, the last video was a joke, but this one is real, Trivium sucks". You're a hypocrite as well, cause dude, I listened to your band. Wow. I don't think my ears have bled that much. Hope those nasty phone calls don't do something terrible to threaten your safety... like... I don't know... keep you awake?

  • Ok, you're a dumbfuck paranoidave, while I like some of the videos you did (I can take a joke, and found some of them laughable) lets look at what you said, in you're "I'm afraid of some people on the internet! My safety is at risk! Boohoohoo" (Do I need to point out the irony that you're whining about as much as the 'emo' bands you made fun of?) you mentioned:

    "...now while these videos may have been in jest..."

    (Note the 'in jest' part, meaning, 'joking around')

  • did you miss the point of the video where there was an obvious feeling of Sarcasm throughout....nevertheless the fact that despite the video was made over a year ago and I'm still here....

  • Oh, man, i almost cried at the beginning...don't scare me like that ever again, Dave!

  • LoL, ParanoiDave is a "good" guy, I dont know him, I have only seen about 1/5 of his videos or less. Why would anyone think anything else from your(ParanoiDave) videos than that they are a joke, a very funny one... Weird ppl...

  • I think its funny how Paranoidave thinks people would even care if he left.

  • well 8,000 people watched this didn't they?

  • Hey, there are alot of retards in the world, plus many of them could be watching it out of joy, and then were pissed off at the ending =(

  • "many of them could be watching it out of joy, and then were pissed off at the ending =("

    well good. Because if it wasn't HORRIFICALLY  obvious...that was the intention....well second to getting on an ego trip for having a YTMND site referencing me...

  • Your such a poser dude everyone knew how that video was gonna end anyway you're so predictable

  • really?

    you understood the horrifically obvious joke that I had already done twice before?

    WELL DONE SHERLOCK! YOU ARE A MASTER DETECTITVE!

  • Haha do you know how dumb that makes you sound when you say you've already done it twice before? Proves the point the you're a halfwit who can't think of at least one other joke

  • In order for me to have said it twice....you must also have said the same thing twice.

    *slow claps*

  • Slow claps for fuckin fatty who can't think of a better joke

  • wouldn't want to steal your spotlight in the "non-humour" awards there buddy, you've still got a ROARING reception.

    was that a dig at my weight....oh you clever man you, Bill Hicks would be spinning in his grave knowing that comic geniuses like you walk the earth.

  • YOU'RE FAT.

  • and doesn't it just piss you off that despite it you'd stil kill to live my life for a day.

  • Uh so i'd kill to be a fat loser with a shitty band? I don't think so mate, get over yourself

  • thats right keep telling yourself that if it helps you get to sleep at night. ;)

    loser

  • Ha. Awesome song. Sounds like Edguy. Is that who it is? If it isn't Edguy, they're vocalist must be a Tobias Sammet clone.

  • Yup

    Edguy - Save me

  • ParanoiDave. Go die, you fat fuck. Your band sucks, why don't you just retire from life? Trivium owns, so stop trying to make them look bad.

  • The only talented person in trivium is their drummer, in fact

  • You're a fucking emo (as it says on your display name) and you say all of that? Dude, go cut your fucking wrists and go cry already.

  • oh yea that was funny. i was expecting something like that because of your trivium apology lol. i think that your videos are funny. i do like some of these bands that you are making fun of but i am not making a big deal about it. "wahh your making me cry harder because you are making fun of my emo music, so im going to cut myself even harder, but im not even cutting myself very hard." lol the words of most of these haters on here.

  • Aww man i got so excited until I saw that "surprise ending". Really davie, no one saw it coming. STOP WASTING SPACE ON YOUTUBE WITH YOUR FUCKING VIDEOS. NO ONE CARES.

  • How about instead of taking down my videos you just delete your account?

    If your that concerned about youtubes bandwidth then maybe your clean up efforts should start with the sheer gigabytes of retard you keep leaving around this place.

  • I was completely expecting that ending. Nice work. :)

    Though you should have gone from Edguy to, say... Iniquity.

  • panoidave is gay

  • Hey Dave, why haven't you done another of these letter videos? These are fucking ace, you need to make more.

  • Man, you're ace. Never stop these.

    You use of NEDM just heightens this.

  • dude, do people rea;;y have your number though?

  • u dissed my 2 favorite bands but i still love ur videos

  • Don't think that myspace works anymore

  • iron maiden55555...to qoute those e-idiots that hate paranoidave's work "you suck" "go die"...

  • Thank god you aren't quitting... imagine a world without "Paranoidave's" exellent comedy!!! Unthinkable.

  • Bloody hell you had me convinced... oh i'm so gullible.

  • :D well... i like your videos my good sir! they make me laugh and i dont give a fuck about those bands

  • Me too.Go on.

  • i wish its true

  • well then

    BAD LUCKO CHUCKO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

  • your vids that ive seen i usualy give 1 or 2 stars. not because i like the bands but because i dont like the vids. i was gonna say it was pretty fucked up what people where doing until i saw the end and laughed my ass off. this one was good, 4 stars

  • haha dude i love your work... i heard that slipknot interpretation and fell in love... btw ur right CoB is awesome :D

  • i dont know what the fuck is he on

    paranoidave had to get my msn since he was so pissed off

  • it was on your myspace clear as day, it wasn't like it took any effort...and you blocked me as soon as I said so much as "hi"

    ...cowardly fuckstick.

  • You know, you already did this about the Trivium video right?

    You need to get some originality, and learn to spell while you're at it.

  • lmao, for a second i thought you were meaning it then.

    wow, look at all the big hard people's comments... oooh your words are really shocking.... lol, those of you that cant take a joke really need some one to super glue your mouth to your cracks so people can say that you really do suck ass!

  • Are you a IDIOT!!!??!?!?oneone?!eleven!?­. Stop dissing TRIVIUM there lyrics are way more meaningfull then metalica!! im just waiting for METALLICA to sue youtube for broadcasteing there vids.lawl.Go listen to "And sadness will Sear" by Trivium, find what the lyrics meen, you will probably cry for all the times you dissed Trivium..

  • hahaha WTF i hate metallica..its not like those fistfucks have millions of fucking dollars so now they need to go sue youtube

  • I know its so gay, kinda like metalicanrules805..lol

  • oh yeah...lets hate on the people with half a sense of humour!!

    *rolls eyes*

  • Shut up you nerdy fagg i should slap those glasses off your ugly face!! lol and my band Death Rate Rising isn't gay like yours.

  • what are you talking about? i see you've stoped acting like a tuff guy

  • Death Rate Rising? Never heard of them. Probably never will, either. :] Or wait. IF, and I use that word very loosely, I do hear about you, It'll probably be in an interpretation like this. I'm not saying your band probably sucks, But your band? Yeah. It probably sucks.
  • your right you wouldn't like it, its death metal, go listen to fall out boy fag.

  • your a death metal band...

    then why do you have such a pussy sounding emocore name...

  • dude ive heard alot of your songs..you song like the most emotronic faggot band ive ever heard..and wtf is a "wangogram

    " i would do something about your obsession with penis's..