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  • Wow, what a rip off. And why are you washing and waxing in the beating sun. Pretty dumb all around.

  • Deionized water makes it possible to wash a car in the sun while avoiding water spots.

  • i would think that his hands would scratch the paint

  • Washing a car under sunlight... Genius.

  • id rather wash my car naked and slide up and down on it weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • If he had any sense he would employ an army of shitting birds to follow his customers around... He would make a fortune off the morons!

  • For 5 grand, you could pay for a few girls to wash and wax your car as well as your dick.

  • fuck that! if someone called me up just to clean a bird turd off their car, I'd go down there alright but their be calling some other mug up to come clean a human turd off it!

  • sooo, 240p, we meet again..

  • car wash in TDU2 costs 1500 $

  • i clean scratches off my car using a can of spray paint.

  • I use pee and spit on my clunker to keep it clean...works all the time! ;-) Anyone interested?

  • STUCK UP PRICK

  • For 5 grand a wash, i'd expect him to take all the wheels off and clean the inner rims and tyres and the engine bay.

  • @OhFookinELL he does... he does take the bumpers off as well. I met him.

    ps. I drive a fiesta.

  • his dick must b so hard

  • All That Time For The Driver To Leave, Drive Through a Puddle, And Have The Car Get Shit On By A Bird.

  • Remember I was here.Thai 2:50PM 9/4/2011

  • And to guarantee rain...pay this guy $5k for a wash, let him finish, and wait 10 minutes...then repeat.

  • And than a bird shits on it...........

  • It just sits in his garage where he sips wine and looks at it. May i have this mans address so me and 6 of my closest friends can fly to his house offer him a lovely red vintage and proceed to stomp a mud hole square in his ass

  • and as soon as you take the car home, its dirty again!!

  • in the end of the day the car goes outside and gets dirty again.......lol

  • nice job on the Detailing

  • id laugh after he dries it a bird shits on it

  • I LOVE that MC12. yea the car's a handful, but it has a lot of passion behind it. VERY Italian.

  • So... all that careful attention to detail... then he puts him hands all over the car?! The texture of human skin is rough. Let alone hands, with callouses and the likes. I understand the "warming the wax" part... but it still looks odd.

  • @seattle0002 His hands are probably very soft because there are a lot of products interior and exterior that have to be massaged in by hand because it's the only real way to get every corner of the car done and it wastes less product. When your product costs 6,500 pounds or close to 10,000 dollars its a good idea.

  • And then they visit this guy's house, just to find that he's been raising pigeons that are trained in dropping their loads on to cars nearby.

  • i wash my car with $2 dollars and it is still shinin'-

  • Im sure this guy charges alot of money bit god forbid he scratches it omg the mo.ey he has to dish out to repair it,is alot.

  • 1 of the best jobs ever

  • Yeah i dont think im going to pay 5 grand for my honda crv

  • "Wax on...wax off"

  • did i hear that right at the end of the video...His clients call him up JUST to remove bird shit?

  • @tallone2880 yes you heard right. he jumps in his van to go clean bird shit.. lmao..for 5000. ill go wipe it off too. lol

  • As long as the water is oxidized, then it won't leave water spot! For those who know about detailing? I think that's why this guy can charge so much because he fixes other people's so called detail's. As far as the product there is a difference the way it dry's and how it applies. But then again what do I know?

  • The other guy does hella more work for the same price.

  • Im going to train 100 pigeons to shit on the cars as soon as the people come to pick it up :)

  • hmm looks kinda like what me and my friend would do for a full detail ($160) ( which i still think is overpriced) detail minus the overpriced products. which i still think is a rip off.

  • ye..very smart..that's why he is washing under the direct sun light! stupid idiot

  • I would wash these cars with no money!! :P

  • this guy has ocd

  • wash under direct sun light = fail

  • £65 bucket! Wow thats taking it to far a bucket is a bucket! So long as its clean :)

  • Rich people wipe their asses with 100 dollar bills anyways.

  • @212Dude212 No, we actually use dodo feathers.

  • every car I bought in my entire live was worth less than what this dude is charging.

  • This guy must get a lot of repeat customers because they want their car sparkly clean every week...

  • "thank you kind sir, how much do I owe you?"

    "5000"

    "ha ha ha, seriously how much?"

    "5000"

    "What? well umm ok it's umm"

    "..."

    "look here's a 100 quid"

    "5000, sir"

    "wrestle me for the car"

  • If I had the money I would totally hire this guy. If I had the money, that is.

  • 5 k without cleaning the interior!!? hmmmm

  • i want to be reborn as a bird and shit on that car just as he finishes washing it!

  • @MissThunderPuss HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

    

  • 00:34 I guess snorting cocaine off the end of the car is an extra 500 pounds? lol

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  • it's a piece of tin and rubber and he love's it like a human. If you melt it down its just 30 heinz baked bean tins at the end of the day. I wish i had his life when he only has to worry about washing cars like its a new born baby to look after. My 2 pence worth anyway

  • or you could wash it like a normal person..?

  • Its all part of the very rich inventing ways to spend their money. Its a mind trick and the car washer is the magician. Abbra ca-give-me-lots-of-your-money. Taaaa Daaaaa.

  • hmmmm, washing a car in the sun, very clever i guess...

  • id rather get a bikini car wash

  • $7500 AND HE IS WORRIED ABOUT WHAT HIS GIRLFRIEND THINKS FUCK THE BITCH GO BUY ONE

  • i bet this guy has a deep dark gruge against birds

  • bet he half-asses sometimes and goes for a joyride then takes it to the drive through wash :P

  • people getting this kind of car wash need to have a long talk with their shrink

  • So stupid mate

  • Us Brits like to look after our cars . I myself employ a small child to lick my car clean every morning ...

  • and then when you're driving home, a bird shits on it..

  • Just shows all us British are rich

  • I do think people wont pay for bids like.. I can lick the car for 100 bucks.

    I'll lick it for 10..

  • @Bmxrandi LMFAO

  • carnuba wax is old skool now.Apparently the pros use sperm from the common house fly which has to be manually collected and takes 4 million flys to fill a bottle hence the price tag of 100k a bottle.So next time you smash a fly with a paper your actually throwing money down the drain

  • took all that money and i could just fuck up the car in 1 minute

  • love the part where he uses the same bucket of soap and the same wash mitt... to wash the top and bottom of the car. Even a stupid USA kid knows not to use the same wash mitt on the top and bottom of the car, let alone the same bucket of wash water and rinse water.

  • LOL. "A 65 pound bucket imported from America."

  • washing by hand? how about a foam gun?

  • $7.85k if you're from the US. Still if you have the money for the car, then £5k is peanuts.

  • MADNESS!

  • Brilliant, you have to have this passion we have. A pity not many of those exclusive owners here, and they are not willing to pay, where I live. But at least I get to use my car, the time they are using their 5th or 6th car, while their 1st 4 are in the wax.

  • Lol, "High tech microfiber blanket."

  • even if i am filthy rich ...i wont pay more than 100$ for a exotic car wash ...and i dont want any dude near my car we r talking bikins here :P

  • People pay a lot of money to guy wash their car under de sun? LOL!

  • thats crazy 5k for a car wash..... id give him 50 bucks and call it a day

  • this guy washed my car..if you live in london area use this guy!!! and he doesnt charge 5k every time that his like exotic car price

    he washed my sl55 amg 2009 for about 2k minor ;)

  • I have always heard that you never wash a vehicle in the direct sun. WTF??? They don't have a carport or somewhere shaded? Also, I could make those cars shine just as nice for about 200 dollars.

  • @6superb9 I would love to see that since good cleaners are around $400-$500.

  • Shit, you give me 2 dollars and a slice of pizza and I'll come do it for you.

  • You could re-paint the car for less... why not just re-paint the car weekly?

  • @brunes007 Average paint job for cars like that is $25,000-$50,000.

  • WTF??? Rich people are truly fucking retarded. What if it rains? What if birds shit on it while they're going for a drive? All that work would've been for nothing.

  • I give 80/- Rs (1 $) for my bike wash including polish blower & that still expensive for me..!!!

    : 'D lol

  • rip off !!! i paint cars all my life 25 years !! and this is all bullshit !!!

  • yea right. for 7500 dollars i cud have an entire army of mexican car washers do the job

  • @Tropicanaman2

    lolololololololol thats what mexicans do for a living

    stoopit mexicans

  • @Tropicanaman2 LMFAO!

  • @Tropicanaman2 you'll be left with a shell of a car if you do that.

  • @Tropicanaman2 but the Mexicans don't have any of the 'top of the line' products that the rich bastards pay this guy so much money to use in the process of cleaning their cars..

  • @Tropicanaman2 give or take $20 a day for 1 year to pay a mexican to wash my car EVERY SINGLE DAY!

  • @Tropicanaman2 if you do that you'll probably have your car stolen

  • @Tropicanaman2 hahahahahahahaaa

  • @Tropicanaman2 That's what we do here in California

  • this cunt is a genious.... 5k per car. I bet he goes home at night smiling from ear to ear knowing that hes mugging rich people cus he's good at cleaning a car. Im good at wanking but i dont get a dime for it......kudos to you sir!

  • @beezyboi LOL!!! dude ur comment made me LOL!

  • @beezyboi lolage at the use of "cunt" Kudos to you sir! :)

  • @beezyboi Porn???

  • @beezyboi You don't get paid for wanking? Noob :)

  • @beezyboi but he does do a good job at it ;)

  • People hating on this guy probably own cars worth less then he charges for his car washes lol

  • come and wash my car asshole !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • OMFGGG 7 GRAND FOR A FUCKIN CAR WASH DAMMMMM NEVER I RATHER wash it myself

  • and thus miss the point entirely...

  • Well if i had the money and the car i probably would get that guy to wash my car! If your car is worth over 100k its worth the up keep if you have the money!!

  • people this is for poeple with stupid money but to be honest even for a millionaire would be a lot of money

  • LOL -gives him 7,000$ for car wash-

    -drives out of garage-

    -gets hit by shooping cart, birds shitting everywhere,a jeeb infront of you did a burnout in some mud-

    FUCK >:O

  • hahah

  • damn it !!!

  • 5000 lb is about 9000 australian dollers, or about 7500 american dollers....

  • wow...i would take my car to him any day

  • Not expensive at all just good car wash

  • shut the fuck up you know you can't afford 5 thousand pounds for a car wash.

  • dayum, getting my lamo gallarodo

    washedd for there fer sure[:

    hah jk.

  • how much does this guy earn?

  • Well, I loan him varying amounts depending on my mood.

  • omg 5,000 dallars and dont know what grand is lol like vid

  • If anyone wants to piss this guy off, take bird feed and dump it in the surrounding area of his car wash business.

  • Yea, I tried this on my car, but when they say to use wax I use egg yokes and bacon fat, this makes a perfect mixture and gives the paint a nice layer of protection!

  • dudeee

    thats crazy

  • holy shit, i thought i was good at washing my truck till i saw this lol

  • It 5 grand..£5000

  • I speak english but it isn't my first language. So I'm not sure how much is "five grant"? Is it £500 or £5.000?

    Thanks a lot.

  • grand = 1000

    So 5 grand is 5000

  • Total and utter bollocks. You could get the same results to the naked eye with a bit of elbow grease and £35 worth of stuff from your local autostore. Ultrasonic depth gauges to measure the thickness of the paint? Yeah, whatever. 10 minutes driving down a country lane near me would undo all that hard work.

  • You clearly have no idea what you are talking about, he is measuring paint levels for maching polishing u tit.

  • That pure wax Paul uses sets harder then concrete, hence why its a 2 week process. Any car wash that involves 61steps and 62hrs must turn out good. His client list would speak for his actions and the products he uses.

  • Can he go wash my dick?

  • Can he go wash my mountain bike?

  • so how much does this wash cust?

  • WTF....so many lamborghini over there

  • when you make millions... this is chump change for a car wash

  • thats a fukin waste of money imo...

  • How much does he charge in US DOLLARS? Im American and not familiar with whatever he is saying

  • 1 British pound = 1.9915 U.S. dollars

  • im a mobile car wash and the most i charge is $80 for wax/wash/vacum/windex/tire cleaner/ shampoo carpets etc...

  • automated car wash and we wash porches and shit the most we charge iz 10.50 no vacume

  • $10.50? or 10.50 pounds? i live in america dur tur dur

  • 1 British pound = 1.9915 U.S. dollars

    The pound that they are referring to is the British currency. not weight. they call it a pound because way back when, money was counted in a pound of sterling silver.

    and so what if we live in America.

  • im sorry, i own a high line mobile detail and i can get between $225 and $500 for show prep.

    full d's start at $150

  • People who back up into otherz cars should be hung and cut. Learn how to fucking drive. Jungle animalz !

  • i havnt washed my jeep in 7 years :)

  • lol you don't have to wash a jeep. except maybe in mud.

  • true!! mud may even help a jeep to run better...

  • Thats bullshit

  • WHY WOULD A CAR EVER HAVE TO BE THAT CLEAN..... DOES IT GO FASTer? WTF?

  • Some people have pride in what they own and drive around. They want to be the Best. sorry

  • They should make a movie-"ATTACK OF THE BIRD DROPPINGS!!!!!"

  • They should kill all the birdz for that..

  • He came up to me at the traffic lights the other day and offered to wash my car.

  • hi THATS MYCAR YOU WASED AND YOU DID A TERIBLE JOB! I WANT BY 2 MILLION DOLLARS BACK OR I WILL SUE YOU!

  • All the people that are saying "OMG LEIK I CUN WSH A CAR 2!!!!LOL!!!!" shut the fuck up. I would like to see you wash a car so it looks perfect, like the cars in the video. You would probably shit your pants 5 minutes into cleaning the car.

    Assholes.

  • I agree with you JOZY. People are Slob , Bumz.

    They drive in  shit infested cars.. haa

  • why are you guys talking about squids? It's about cars and money... 5,000 bucks to wash a car though... geeze

  • Are you mentally handicapped, or are you being sarcastic? Quids, not squids, is the gay money used in Britain, or England, or some other retarded country.

  • Squids is slang (especially in London or the North) for quid. Like saying bucks instead of dollars.

  • hunta998, no.. quid is slang for -british pounds.

  • Ya,

    Quid is slang for pounds.

    Squid is slang for quid.

  • allow that shit i clean my car just like that and spend like 20 quid for stuff and make it look mint

  • If you can spend 20 quid on ALL the stuff he used, and make it look mint, I will get down on my knees and suck your balls. I will fucking suck them dry. But that will never happen, you know why? BECAUSE YOU CANNOT SPEND 20 QUID ON SUPPLIES AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE CARS IN THE VIDEO. You fucking dumbass.

  • 5000 quid to wash a car ? FUCK OFF !!

  • they say that there are only 2 tubs of that wax in britain. and if i remember right, i think i saw a mention of the other one on top gear. its where jermy clarkson redoes the old rolls to open the pool, and durin the proccess he eats some of it b/c they say its edible... edible, but not tasty :-P

  • damn birds shitting everywhere!!!

  • holy crap! how could someone have that kind of patience!!!  I guess money talks when its all said and done...