Twinkle Tits

[razzakksa]

holyshit this vid was uploaded in 2006

[justkilledit21]

37 people are NOT up to standards...

[JobiwanKenobi1]

'That'll be twinkle tit...s'

[hannarocks10]

twinkle tits!!!!!!!!

[emmaluvsurmum]

This just made my day.

[TwoThousandSuns]

LOL

[helldiver0666]

you need to create a clockwork orange homage or parody come on already!

[boybettaknowspecial]

thats burnt face mans voice at the end

[ecmt14]

LOOOL THIS WAS ON BBC4!?

[Hanime92]

Screenwipes brought me here:)

[TheRoboteer]

oh no its crowing down

[MONKEYJAW89]

i want a built in rifle!

[rlt94]

@davidls11 classy

[murphy341]

always a snug fit. That'll be twinkle tit..s

[BeastingIt]

Was this really on BBC?

[TheBatmanSmells]

I wished I had a built in rifle on my bra >=D

[elcrax]

30 people went thu the yes-no-machine.... and got a no, too.

[MrJrbProductions]

im all grown up now daddy ;]

[AngelBunny2133]

"Always a snug fit , that'ell be twinkle tit"

[murphy341]

@AngelBunny2133 s.

[HEXpunk]

It looks like he's 'crowing down!'

[sSt0ner1]

that is messed up i dont get it ?

[Crazyjay258]

Yes no machine FTW

[iHateTheNiggersGoKKK]

s0 cute

[bangsmccoy12]

the voiceover is so orgasmic in this aha

[EOINC8]

thats some bra!

[xZombieChick69x]

Damn! I wish I had twinkle tits when I was goriwng boobs :] Because of that built in rifle

[GiveMeBass93]

@xZombieChick69x <3

[IVomitOnYourGod]

She's hot !!

[derka1985]

That was hilarious I love your shit man...what the hell are you on??

[onelove5191]

idk what he is on, but i wants some of it! haha

[gruntreaper]

MOAR

[4tari]

i want one to shoot the crows

[inuyasa9000]

*gasp*im all grown up now daddy.

[cygnus555]

LOLOL

[simonm199]

HAHHAHAHAHA

[radioactive1415]

"I'm all grown up now, Daddy!"

[SAMLAD2k6]

David, Dave, you are really fucking weird. Weird but good...

[iplayyrunescape]

that damn yes no machine :(

[v0scayt]

The bee of womanhood :D

Hahaha

I wish I had David Firth's hilariously strange mind.

[Mariah1461]

Linda -_-

Nobody Cares.

[ThEggshell]

Shut the fuck up, you fucking tard. I can't believe how obvious you make it for everybody to know you are just some gay dude. Why don't you go hide in a corner and touch yourself.

And then die.

[stumpdonut23]

haha targets

[Trekkoazam]

cause I'm Simon Cowell

[Stardomproductions]

i need one ad im a man :o

[Sakura22152345]

I NEED ONE!! >:O

[dieinyourarms123]

David always amazes me...

[Sakura22152345]

how does he come up with these things..

[1ExTERMINATE1]

wow, the girl who said, 'im all grown up now daddy' looked like a fucking wierd robot.

david david david, ... and david, your a splendid man

[xbendiistraw]

i like this one by firth

[rawrrawrbamf]

lol the bird

[Marmalade000000]

what an imagination Mr. Firth has.... he knows how to satarize everyday issues with lots of laughs

[therestofmylife69]

David Firth is the acid god!!!!!!! i love fat-pie and am awaiting The Meadow Man!

[zethla]

I love all of this guys work lmao

Yes / No machine = win.

[1ExTERMINATE1]

she looks like a fucking robot, wtf david firth? your a mysterious chav..

[OneHorribleMind]

God I know. I'm so glad we're able to bitch about things we could never do. Damn, it's people like David Firth that put moving picture shows to shame. I mean even though he's been doing it forever. G's they should only put good videos on here so that way we can't bitch bitch bitch about videos that are actually good with some of them being great.

[OneKnuckleballinFool]

David Firth is one of the greatest artists of this generation, shut the fuck up.

[OneHorribleMind]

Wow. Look past face value much? You have no idea what I was saying do you? It's people like you that actually think they "know it all." I'll break it down for you. Are you ready? I was making fun of the person who removed the comment above me. I was making fun of them. I actually like David Firth. If you didn't detect the sarcasm, that's your fault. My comment was not saying anything bad about David Firth. I can't believe I actually have to explain this.

[OneKnuckleballinFool]

Don't expect everyone to be able to hear a little voice of yours inside them telling them the mood of what you write. There was a misunderstanding yes, apparently I didn't know what you were saying because of the removed comment, don't take your anger out on me, the text seemed to read a mockery of Firth, and btw: on the contrary I don't think I know it all, I'm still learning, as we all should be.

[OneHorribleMind]

Who said that I was taking my "hate" out on you? I was merely explaining the reasoning behind my comment. I was "breaking it down for you" if-you-will. I don't expect everyone to be able to understand my comments, BUT it's obvious that you're the only one that didn't understand due to the fact that you're the only one that replied to my comment. Don't worry though. This will be the last comment because I have far better things to do than to vlog about baseball video game moves.

[OneKnuckleballinFool]

Whatever you say......

[skinny3600]

dude, its REALY obvious, the sarcasm.

[AlpinKirkonen]

You're both fuckheads, shuttup.

[MoaiMaea]

Oh stop the fanboyism already.

[kgsolaman5000]

@OneKnuckleballinFool WRONG!

[emocoon666]

@OneKnuckleballinFool shadman,david,H.R giger still yeah.....

[cgray794]

it looks like he's "crowing" down....

[xtomuchbootyinthepan]

haha fucken kickass.

[KittyToughCookie]

I want that!

[jaredslogin]

"I'm ohll grown ohp now dahddy."

[marmiteislush]

LOL

have you noticed when the girls on the chair, she has NO legs?!

[limbot]

she doesn't have arms either

[marmiteislush]

LOL

how could i not notice that

she's not much of a real person is she?

[limbot]

always a snug fit, that'll be twinkle tit...s

[binboyuk]

lol, so funny

[mongchilde]

what an accent the narrator has... superb

[StapledNote]

Worried about crows coming down to peck your buds? At the touch of a button, shoot them down with a built-in rifle!

[portlandlad1234]

dont worry about crows coming down to peck ya buds XD lolololloloolooloollool

[LilTwistaX]

lmaooo twinkle tits

[DavidByrne007]

It looks like he's CROWING down.

[bassacepsychoste]

YOU SICK FUCKKK!

[briannalabarge]

ausomly funny rolf!!!

[fierceVANITY]

this is my fave david firth vid....fuckin sooo funny

always a snug fit

thtll b twinkle tit.........s

[bluxwid]

twinkle tits training braaaaas!

[CougarBloom]

Wtf .. lol

[sportaholikc]

pmsl so funny! i want one :)

[loverlocker321]

<3 he he ha ha ha !!!

[GodzillaNamedChuck]

if they put rifles in regular bras i'd be so happy. i wish MY bra had a built in rifle. that'd be awesome.

[Sitchmaster]

always a snug fit

that´ll be twinkle tit-s^^

made me laugh so hard : )

[Fannywis]

Hmmm o.o..

That rifle could be very useful on a bra o.o.. xD

[Clashing12345]

lol, rather random

[DavidByrne007]

Attention young ladies!

[BanksCaprelli]

Lmao, training wheels...

[joelisgay67]

wat the fuck

[BethGoth15]

I wish my bra had a built in rifle rofl. That'd be awesome.

[bigredchicken12357]

yeah me too!!!

[Bookwirm]

Not me, I'd get road rage and shoot my windows out. lmao

[Agogaraxis]

they made the video like this on purpose

[CallumAndCambria]

always a snug fit, that'll be twinkle tit ... s

[twiligtXlily]

wow...weve got a lot of holiday cheer now, dont we?

happy holidays!!!!!

[MissBlackMetal666]

wtf!! ._.

[sagethebrave]

hahahaha. i smile.

[thomas1450]

fuck...

[hri93]

wtf?

[zhnf0]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[fuserocker101]

lmfao at the built in rifle!

[Weltatlas82]

der fertigste Scheiß

[cloudstrife2525]

your going to need training wheels for all that weight on board LMAO

[baumutsu]

LOL WTF

[mkdray224]

lol

[thotd1]

always

[Maximusstriker]

lol... i love david firth...

[BigNickontheDrum]

AGREED

ATTN YOUNG LADDIES

[maandac2]

0:47-0:54 the Narrator sounds like Burnt Face Man

[SomeGuyInWhite]

It's the same guy so... Yeah.

[poopooman1234567]

lmao, the brittish r funny

[Samura1gamer]

now that was genius

[akeblayss]

lol wtf?

[chiazmatic]

A bra with a built-in rifle?

Take that Victoria's Secret.

[Vintageologist]

That... as a matter of fact... probably IS Victoria's Secret :P

[scilonthreat]

like the python-twist at the end.

[PrototypeC4]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, training wheels LOL!

[Fannywis]

LMFAO...again :B

xD

[Fannywis]

xDD!

[dumbothedog]

weird..

[RaWrZzZz]

I'M ALL GROWN UP NOW DUDDY! mannn i wish i'd said that to my father before he died! i run around in my bra screaming that at the top of my ungs xD

[itsDaish]

upload a vid of that to youtube unless your fat

[RaWrZzZz]

you did not just say you wanted to see my breasts! and as if thats not bad enough, you suggest im disturbingly fat. *shun*

[itsDaish]

if your fat dont upload one if your fit upload one

[RaWrZzZz]

first off, my fathers fucking DEAD am i supposed to put his ashes back together so you can get your fix of half naked underaged girls??? oh yeah. i SOOOOOOO should.

[itsDaish]

you can still "i run around in my bra screaming" upload it to youtube unless your fat

[RaWrZzZz]

first, your a shallow pervert. second, i'm FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS OLD so shut your mouth pedo. third, it doesn't matter if i'm fat or thin, I'M NOT GONNA FUCKING DO IT. I thinkkkkkkkkkkkkkk i'm gooing to report youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu for sexual harassment. :3

[itsDaish]

your profile says 25 so you must be fat if your not doing it no loss then but you should put down the fork

[RaWrZzZz]

first off, the age is a lie, so drop THAT. first off, I'm not a size zero. my skin isn;'t so tight i squeak when i walk. if that makes me fat, then i'm fat and proud, and way to good to be talking to skanky computer geeks like you. But even you can't ruin twinkle tits for me. DAVID FIRTH FTW!

[itsDaish]

no fat chicks and you shouldent even be on the internet if your 15

[leebtheloser]

She would probably do better in GCSE English than you though.

[darken27]

itsDaish,

Really?? Asking 15 year old girls to strip for you on Youtube? How pathetic...

[tamather2647]

how pathetic are you

[darken27]

Not very! :D

[tamather2647]

very

[darken27]

Not. XD

[tamather2647]

very

[darken27]

Nuh-uh!

[tamather2647]

gay

[darken27]

Nah...

[tamather2647]

oui

[darken27]

Eh?

[tamather2647]

lol so dumb

[darken27]

Isn't it fun? lol

[tamather2647]

very dumb lol

[darken27]

Of course!

But by choice. lol

[tamather2647]

hahaha what a retard

[darken27]

lol

"Selective retardation" :P

[tamather2647]

silly billy

[OmegaFernandeath]

youre sick

[IllIlIllIlIllIlIllIl]

That was really, really random. But I like it.

[LordEmilous]

Always a snug fit

That'll be twinkle tit...s

[Dyshiono]

Always a snug fit,

That'll be Twinkle Tit-s XD lol

[sexyfroggy23]

scary

[TwilightSesshomaru]

XD twinkle tit-s

[brd1223]

thats how God Wanted to make a woman, with no arms or legs, but apparently Eve bitched and complained so much God had to give her a set of each. So just for shits and giggles he made child birth a pain in the ass. "Squeaky wheel gets the grease" as they say. lol

[FrazzzleDazzle]

Attention yawwngg laydeeees xD

[Meashisgod]

lol creepy. fat-pie is english humor at its best

[xkbangbang]

i don't think many people liked

randyrhoadsrules1956's

comment very much o_o

[LolPhysics]

Hahaha! Freakin' funny!

[AnimeGuy9]

Wow.

[randyrhoadsrules1956]

instead of bee stings it should have been mosquito bites......yeah?

[adamdrouillard]

Im all grown up now daddy.. XD

[piggypott]

what happens when the bee of womanhood stings a girl in the forehead???

[HeatherLujah]

But the bee has two target on the chest,so the bee would be WAY off if it stong her in the forehead.

[ultimategamer1457]

That or drunk...

[vincentchps3]

lol XD

[hippieluver08]

That was so random, but funny!

[fallenpedalz]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[JoeyDestroy]

Built in Rifle XD

[joshtubebuddy]

hhha saled fingers iz better make a vid of tht u will be gud

bahahahahahaha! love it!<3...you should make a sex ed vid...hahahaha

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