mole buck

[easy2120]

Buck lights up a victory cigar at the end of the clip. You da' man Uncle Buck.

[ALLERTORLOVER69]

LUSFEMER!

[ndrussiangerman1]

The bit re: the urinal is such gay-blade humor that it is nauseating.

[xxtragick27]

press 6 loads shes sayind idid that

[xxtragick27]

i would laugh if austin powers came in and said moolle

[TaylorMadeN9T]

This has got to be one of my favorite John Candy scenes ever! R.I.P. John, you were the best!

[tummielvr]

I just LOVE this scene. The principal is hilarious

[VanillaLimeCoke]

@greendayb4ever

It's called Wild Thing by Loc Tone.

[3YECANDY08]

BADD AZz

[jopomeister]

Now THAT is what I call 'Swag'

[spacefreak09]

Teacher: Does anyone have a special story to tell the class about something that happened this week? Maisy?

Maisy: My uncle was microwaving my socks, and the dog threw up on the couch for about an hour.

Teacher: Honest?

Maisy: Yes.

Teacher: Why was your uncle microwaving your socks?

Maisy: He can't get the g**damn washing machine to work.

Teacher: Blasphemer!!!!!!!!

[greendayb4ever]

Yeahhh! I WELL WANT THIS TUNE ON MY IPOD, Lmao. Anyone know where I can get this song from?!?! Pleaseeee, thanksss!! :D xXx

[BonJoviFan96]

with the hat, sunglasses, coat, and cigar he looks totally gangster

[andythefork]

There will never be another John Candy.

[kennymac1957]

The 2 morons who disliked this were the Principal Teacher and her wart!

[postalaka]

Here comes old melanoma head!

[syntonik]

4:19 -- I actually work along side the infamous BLASPHEMER! Cool guy.

[Blackknight13100]

I love the look on his face when he sees the mole for the first time

[c0nnor69]

Hands down best movie of the 80s-90s

[christentze]

"Tell ya what?  I'll go in first, give ya a little more time out here to relax."

"...'kay."

adorable.

[TanukiCoast]

anita whoregarth X3

[CharlieBorrows]

the mole disliked this 3 times

[oddssodds]

why would you put strobe on this?

[plynnc56]

thats theGHS principal, evil to the core.

[1331adm]

Fuckin brilliant music to a a brilliant film :D

[MpsAREthieves]

4:30 onwards LMAO!

[MrApacheSniper]

@Thelittlesnowflake it's "Words for our years" by Hugh Harris.

[ThisLittleSnowflake]

What song is this?!?!?

[MaunaLoa09]

the girl biting her nail, anna chlumpsky?? (my girl movie)

[Slurrps]

3 People have moles on their chin

[MoneyGuitar]

i wish he was my uncle so he could tell my science teacher to have a rat naw her nose off...i swear...there's something wrong with it

[kuriosity89]

BLASPHEMER!!!

[TTDMFfreaknew]

Ahhhh Yeaa!

[Popteart]

I would just go in a stall toilet, Buck!

[jayNicks10]

@Popteart they were all taken.

[kgsolaman5000]

I want the song at the start D:

[Sincopare]

How many times did you chuckle in 5 mins and no swearing!

[gnccracer16]

melanoma head's comin

[numerrita]

one of my favorits oarts in this movie... kid laughing was lol

[Caponis]

Buck Melanoma, Moley Russell's Wart. LMAO. Best line ever.

[karmadhyana]

Love the "Good day to you, madam," after her tears her a new one....

And the little fella waiting to see the principal is soooo funny!!

We miss you, John. <3

[wrestlemania157]

keep clicking 4:27 

[wrestlemania157]

my uncle was microwaving my socks,and the dog threw up on the couch for about an hour.

[wrestlemania157]

2 people couldn't get a rat to naw moles off their face.

[jbalkcum]

"Take this quarter...", possibly one of the best zingers in movie history.

[marcelthemaoist]

BLASPHEMER!!!!!!

[kuriosity89]

Melanomahead's comin'.

[bircheyboymagic]

whats the song

[kuriosity89]

@bircheyboymagic Wild Thing by Tone Loc

[Adschi2010]

LOL

[EvolutionProductions]

I WORK WITH THE TEACHER FROM THE GODDAMN WASHING MACHINE PART!!

[syntonik]

@EvolutionProductions

Really? So do I!

[OneTrillNigga07]

lol oh the outer door!!! rotfl

[dnasty312]

"Buck Melanoma, Moley Russell's wart."

♫ classic ♫

[Mattyx21]

can some one plz tell me what the song is called at the start its been buggin me for ages

[Mrsherriebobbins]

@Mattyx21 tone loc wild thing

[GyrenDeLeonard]

@Mattyx21 Wild Thing

[chasetrussel]

"you show much a scowl at my niece or any other kid in this school and I hear about it I'm coming looking for you" that right there is a good man lol :)

[peter1493]

The song has parts of Jamie's Cryin' by Van Halen in it

[231johnjohnson]

ok 0:06 doesnt he look badass?

[123Shames]

120 are cool 2 are downtown and getting the quarter from mrs horngarth

;D

[sactocapo]

My uncle was microwaving my socks and the dog threw up on the couch for about an hour. LMAO Sounds like quite a scene.

[ukhistorian]

If someone said the same thing about my niece I would so do the same thing.

[lashkaretoiba]

Thumbs up this post if you think mike myers ripped this scene off john candy for austin powers 3?

[MiniMadMan82]

Don`t mention the WART! LOL

[soulflycfh42]

what 2 morons disliked this?

[JumpinPakFlash]

@soulflycfh42 ones with a big mole too

[myke336]

why did two people dislike you ask? The first dislike was the Mole lady, the second dislike was the rat that had to gnaw that thing off her face. :)

[jayNicks10]

@soulflycfh42 well they need to take a quarter, go down town, and have a rat naw those things off their faces.

[E9ODOC7890]

that is mrs mac pherson who used to work in ardrossan area housing office, ewwww she had a wart bigger than that on her face, it was gross! every time I was reminded of that scene!.

[TheNEWfilmfanatic99]

What is the name of the song at the beginning?

[eddiegfan22]

@TheNEWfilmfanatic99 Wild thing by Tone Loc

[027220]

4:09 - :27 Anna Chlumsky from My Girl's on the left.

[lilPopper]

John Candy.....one of the greatest Canadian talents that ever lived.

"Take this quarter. Go downtown and have a rat naw that thing off your face!!!"

[lilPopper]

John Candy.....one of the greatest Canadian talents that ever lived.

[aasoder1]

My late Father-in-law loved this scene. Some of Candy's best work.

I laughed out loud again while watching it. Had to watch it 3 times, as a matter of fact.

Perfection. I miss John Candy.

[mr10am]

"blasphemer!"

i love the way the teacher said it

[lhart99]

John Candy, you are missed so much. This scene is prof of why you are still loved. :-)

[lhart99]

Someone please post the full clip of the Clown part. I can't find it and that's one of my favorite parts. :-)

[lhart99]

Buck Mellenoma!! LMFAO!! This never gets old. I was born in 1980 so I was like 8yrs old ,roughly, when this came out...got to see it in the theaters and it's still just as funny. I cried when John Candy died. :-(

[SergeantBagel]

Best goddamn uncle who ever existed. That was the worst teacher I could imagine, and he just verbally beat the shit out of her. RIP. John Candy.

[Knossos22]

"this door?" ...  Sorry!

[SpaceToasterTV]

If anyone called my child a bad egg, I'd punch them in the fucking mouth. 

[gavinpow77]

Brilliant scene!

[Stigmatainmypants]

Love this scene. So much truth here.

[231johnjohnson]

i wish i could change my alcoholic uncle to uncle buck.now there's a man who cares

[calicosrule11]

4:32 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[moonshadow387]

4:10-4:30 is funny i was cracking up!

[Mobee211]

pnwed. lmfao. i love john candy. what a great comedian and a good person. rest in peace and thank you for the laughs!

[Racheybumx]

this film is ao awesome! (Y) :)

[ontariobuds]

Melanoma Head, LMAO!

XD

[Tomek11209]

LMAO!!!!!!!! John Candy - Rest In Peace

[HuckeysWorld]

my uncle was a spitting image of john candy in this movie...R.I.P "E Leonard"

[Smarsa90]

cant wait to be an uncle!

[lotsofactionmovies91]

Always learn a thing from Uncle Buck!!!! ROFL

[kitkatt24]

I always thought she was the principal of the school. She was only the asst principal. WTF lady!

[Garr1984]

@VuittonVanity my elementary school principal was like that.... hell, her name was even Anita lol

[CitySkin09]

I love it when he walks out of the principal's office and the beat drops after he says "Ah YES", to which then he proceeds to light up another blunt...

[crackernumber2]

@CitySkin09 LOL he was rocking a fat ass blunt when he walked in, then he hotboxed the bathroom

[CitySkin09]

@crackernumber2 -- Totally! Buck Russell used to smoke blunts, drive a hooptie, and rock some Tone Loc. Very cool in my book.

[CitySkin09]

Uncle Buck was on some Hip-Hop shit with that Tone Loc song..

[ronssexybikerbae]

RIP John. I wish he was my uncle

[2Sumner4]

2:54 - 3:08

"This door?"

"The OUTER DOOR!!"

"The outer door. Cause theres nothing on this one." (laughs)

[SlickStickJackson]

owned

[wetotheetotheztotheo]

whats the song??



[pcchea]

@wetotheetotheztotheo Tone Loc - Wild Thing

[Iamfukenripped]

Lmao i love this scene, one of the best tho its hard to choose from cos Uncle Buck is one great film.

[AcaiBunch]

Adults are not allowed to walk around school halls anymore. We need an "appointment" to see our own children!

[scott97]

@AcaiBunch Are you at least allowed to smoke cigars in the hallways, like Uncle Buck?

[queercat]

@AcaiBunch All a part of being safe from the terrorists - or at least that is what they tell us. Really just a way to take away more of our freedom.

[sarmanja88]

@queercat I think its more about safety from potential sexual deviants and abductions than terrorist

[kangarooblue21]

i like the part he said "Go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face". that part was very funny.

[JGM0103]

John Candy Rocks! Enough said.

[heebieandjeebie]

The best comedy ,period.

[12b1012]

RIP John Candy! nomatter how many times I watch it, I still laugh out loud! Buck Melanoma! lol

[mlkrol]

"Melanoma heads coming" lmao 2:32

[scottie71079]

best scene of the movie

[radiohigh]

What's the name of this track?

[Stitchman3875]

@radiohigh Wild Thing by Tone Loc

[pianomanmaestro]

I love this part LOL!

[PageandPlant4Life]

That's karens mom from goodfellas

[shredBucketheadshred]

man i miss John Candy

[suzanensnoesje]

my dad did things like this when i was in school.

i would feel so proud!!!!

love it.

[garnseyrob]

lmao! i'm Buck Malanoma, molley Russel's wart..not her wart...I'm the wart ! that movie is so funny. John Candy was politically incorrect before we even knew what political correctness was!

[TheShowsTheMoviesNOW]

I Wish He Was My Uncle!

[levitdoghollowell]

me 2

[Legba85]

@TheShowsTheMoviesNOW Don't we all. John Candy rules!!!

[wrestlemania157]

@TheShowsTheMoviesNOW who dosen't want a uncle like that!!!

[sabreyow]

thats the second uncle buck clip ive seen with a commercial in the middle of it..cant anyone just upload a clip from the movie instead of whats on t.v.??

[HSUProductionCompany]

omg the part with the teacher and the Goddamn washing machine! LMFAO!!!

[garnseyrob]

BLASSPHHEEMMER! LOL!

[Rarrin9378]

haha his car 1978 Mercury Grand Marquis i love that car.

[StukInBuf]

@Rarrin9378 Nothing like the Ford family of cars... RIP, Mercury.

[RandomGuy4234]

BEST MOVIE EVER

[jimmiranda]

Moely Russells wart. Uncle Wart buck Wart Russell. Melanoma Heads' comin.

[gerladiant]

John Candy at his best , just brilliant and that Aneeta houragarth, what a nam has been an edgucator for 31 POINT 3 years brillaint.

[xgmb45]

Now take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing of your face.

[ObsurdityReformed17]

1:20 best bit of this movie

[MchWaltes89]

"Buck melanoma" LOL!!

[crs0221]

This is my favorite movie - CLASSIC!

[Wickedkieran]

BEST MOVIE SCENE EVER!

[thenewyorker2008]

John Candy has got to be one of the coolest guys in the world. The way he strolls down the hallway with his sunglasses and cigar... woah. it says dont mess with this guy. ( 0:00 to 0:48 )

Then the speech he gives to that beyotch principle, he doesnt take any of her crap. ( 3:56 to 4:09 and then 4:30 to 4:59 )

The speech would be spine chilling if you were the principle.

Now that guy is cool.

[XL5timechampsXL]

Candy rules.

[danielmurray04]

brilliant brilliant brilliant ... great scene! John Candy your death was a loss to us all, rest in peace ... and laughter, you deserve it.

[ManonFire57]

in the bathroom scene when he is trying to use the urinal...

why is the mirror so high on the wall?

(if its supposed to be a children's restroom)

[gvlaker9]

This door? The outer door!! The outer door..... because there's nothing on this one.. I miss Candy

[scantron81]

More parents should be as proactive as Uncle Buck regarding their children and public education.

[luker4459]

John Candy is fucking awesome.

Uncle buck is one of the very few movies you love as a kid, and then watch again 20 years later and it doesnt seem cheesy or lame. Its still fucking awesome!

[bigblue1994]

RIP John, you were a comedic god

[putdownan8dude]

"melanoma heads comin!!!"

[XeroNXS]

2:11

xD

[droogie1991]

4:28 LOL!!!

[Starlightlovesongs27]

Ha ha ha! He might be rough around the edges, but a heart of gold, and what an uncle! Ha ha ha... Lol

[EmpressOfNightfall]

Buck Melanoma, Moley Russel's wart...not her wart! Not her wart, I-I'm the wart. She's my tumor...my growth, my pimple I'm Uncle Wart!

XD <3

[shobanga]

classic scene

[jesusalways13]

I Love this Movie!! John Candy cracks me up. This movie is a classic <3

[splitopennmelt]

...This door? THE OUTER DOOR....oh the outer door..hahaha cause theres nothing on this one.

[champ258]

too bad this doesn't have the end when his shadow goes back the other way outside the double doors. haha this is great tho

[bubbaraywoods]

Buck Melanoma, Moley Russells wart! lmao John Candy's the man!

[StukInBuf]

@bubbaraywoods "Here's a quarter... go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face!"

He was probably envisioning ObamaCare all those years ago...

[xriddledogx]

Moley Russells wart!.....here's a quarter go downtown and have a rat knaw that thing off your face !lol! this whole scene made me laugh so hard I cried in the theater back in the day! smoked out 80's!

[cschott64]

4:47 - 4:58 - one of the greatest movie lines of all time...LOL!!!!

[DreiHundertftw]

most epic pwn of movie history

[Sting456]

great movie, been looking for a copy of this scene for AGES! thanks : )

[ADAVIDOLOGIST]

Go Buck

[nicolas2028]

what's that song???

[mikevanatta]

It's "Wild Thing" by Tone Loc

[sean8604]

wild thing - tone loc

[amandawonderboy]

Classic!! lol Uncle Buck rocks!

[fruitofspirit]

Uncle Buck can be my kid's advocate anyday.