More Candidates Court Fat Vote

[Tamizushi]

This video made me want to eat a fucking hotdog. Did I mention I'm vegetarian?

[rli421]

America, why you so fat for?

[MonsieurRondu]

I'm 274 trillion miles tall and 3,965,251,752,015 nanograms and I found this neutral, mainly because I come from the planet Xenofloron 56 and our inhabitants are incapable of expressing emotions such as humor.

[speakerforthemute]

I'm 6'1" and 140lbs, I found it hilarious to make fun of fat people.

[IoValde]

Hahaha. I'm a fatass. By laughing at this I give it legitimacy!

[hastyvictories]

I'm an existentialist college student and I found this funny!

[undertyped1]

I DID find this difficult to masterbait to

[ngejay]

Candidates are expected to gain 30 or 40 pounds, putting them solidly in line with the majority of voters. LOL lolx lolx

[dontthinkatall]

whats wrong with the reporters face

[343TheSentient]

stupid flying laptop ad wtf

[Tigerlova15]

It made me like her better, aaaand... it made me want some ice cream XD

haha random o.O

[randomfriendlyguy]

i like how everybody is posting their height and weight like anyone gives a shit ಠ_ಠ

[galatisnik5]

i weigh 80kg, and i thought this video was ireelevant to myself, thus i have no opinion over it.

okay...

[Mugib]

im 1,91 and 90kg and this is funny

[u0455294]

I'm 5'10" and 205, I found this largely irrelevant to myself.

[whalefish83]

im fat as fuck and found this interesting

[lusteraliaszero]

I'm 6.3" and 250 pounds and extremely muscular. i found this very offensive.

[zooyorksk890]

I love how they start clapping after he finishes a hot dog.

[zooyorksk890]

I'm 5'4, 100lbs, fat and anorexic. I found this very offensive.

[Hayashirice911]

Im 6"1, 170 pounds and very athletic, and I found this very funny. I also have a six pack btw.

[marmol1011]

It's your  fault your fat....stop eating!!!(not stop eating,cuz u will die,just sop eating alot).

[TheCrawler333]

This guy sure is happy:

/watch?v=ryIYDBa_RdE

[Yyyyzyyy]

Hello, my name is Deborah McElrub and I am very unhappy with this DISGUSTING video. I represent the United Obese Individual Pride Organization, San Bernardino Chapter, and it is news like this that just sickens me. It mocks and belittles obese people and makes them seem less than human. It is sick and wrong and needs to be outlawed.

[SpreadTheRawr]

@Yyyyzyyy They arn't mocking obese people, they are mocking people who mock obese people, it's a satyr.

[Thepocalypse]

I'm 6000 pounds, I sweat gravy, I bleed marshmallow, and I wasn't offended at all.

[nate556]

@Thepocalypse just have some more marshmallow sandwiches, and maybe someday you'll be... OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!

[captain3xtreme]

nobody cares how fat you fuckers are

[kcsx]

I weigh almost 800 pounds, haven't left my house in years and have to wash myself with a rag on a stick and I found this HILARIOUS.

[xXNorthWeapon74Xx]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA omg the onion is frikin awesome

[smoovegriz]

I cant find whats so funny

AND I LOVE TO LAUGH AT FAT PEOPLE!

[NickRobo1994]

metric is for "futbol" loving fags.

[TutGadol]

I am 5"6 100 pounds and I found it very funny

[f1zzrawr]

i weigh 75kilos(thats 165pounds u dumbass'es)

[moodswyng]

i weigh a quarter of a car and i love this video!

[ToxicOdiousOne]

No fat tax. Parents tackle childhood obesity not states or the federal government.

[argozempo]

It was about time those political focus groups centered on the fat community and got the candidates to beef up. I heard that Obama considered changing his name to "Tiny."

[GeLeHa]

hahaha, that is hilarious!!! I'm overweight (216 lbs. at 5'10") but I don't find this discriminating at all. It's a joke. It's funny.

[HoundofOdin]

I read a study that says fat people are statistically happier and less depressed than skinny people. I think that's why most of them can take a joke.

[system0system0]

how can you be that fat ., you just need to eat and eat all day to be that fat. I have days when i eat a lot and i still have a perfect body . I really dont get it . And yes i never have eaten at mcdonalds or places like that . I like FiSH

[don666juan1]

I want some ice cream.

[dontdodrugzz1]

this is OFFENSIVE!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!

[ilovehell666]

I'm 6'1" 347 lbs and I thought this was funny!

[Sethern53]

@ilovehell666 Gah man i'm 6'3" and only 265... But it's because I am far and muscled at the same time ^_^

[RocOutWithYoCaulkOut]

thank you fat people for making me feel better about my life :)

[aumedina]

I'm extremely overweight (about 271 pounds for just over 5 feet) and I found this extremely funny. Not discriminating at all, this is just a joke

[Leobons]

@aumedina I hate fat people LOL

[sk8forlifebitch]

@aumedina lol really tho thats there plan dont be so fucking oblivious if you eat alot you get fat that one fucking dude ate 7 hot dogs at a fucking meeting with camera why?

why? eat in front of a camera at all?

think of that you stuipd fat america?

[Sprayfartinyourfood]

@sk8forlifebitch im not gona deny that that was mean. but there is nothing good about being fat. and it really is a shame that americans eat like they do. so greedily. i dont trust fat people cuz its a sign of their immence greed and desire for self satisfaction. and when we have no food one day. you will die alot faster than someone with a healthy diet. your life is already in danger just from being fat. sorry. but fat people need to do something about it. people shouldnt feel bad 4 u

[ryanm100100]

@Sprayfartinyourfood Some people cant help being over weight they might just naturally have a slow metabolism.

[05swanbe]

Umm, its the Onion? Its NOT REAL, the grpundbreaking storie they cover such as "some bullshit happening somewhere" ARE NOT REAL

[EddieTheFishReturns]

@aumedina: This made me biblically hungry.

[LifeOnDaProwl]

@aumedina good for you!

[flamingarse1]

@aumedina i m over 5 feet and im only like 102 pounds

[Wolvenfire86]

How did you Onion guys get these people in your video? Did you say "Hey, we want to do fat jokes,can you admit that you are super fat on camera?" lawl

[knoxarama]

naw, it's more like

"hey, we wantto do fat jokes. Will you throw away your dignity for money?"

[Wolvenfire86]

Tomato - TomAto

[chadster137]

lol i am a slightly fatty person (for proof look at my channal and i was well ppl going to spam this anyways) and well I dont find this offesnsive at all, all i kno is i thought it was sorta funny :D 5/5 and i subscribed :D

[Ecksphyre]

"And, it made me want ice cream..."

Brilliant, truely.

[destroyka101]

Lol, there are a lot of self-conscious comments. Then again one can only wonder why "thin people" and "food" are rarely found in the same sentence.

With the lengths today's food companies will go to increase profits by increasing product shelf-life with genetically engineered plants and animals [ex: chickens], partially hydrogenated oils and high fructose syrup in pretty much everything, it's a wonder people's livers last 50+ years on it's own.

[Unknowned123456]

lol nathan cooper "fat voter"

[supermelon928]

everyone who has ever commented on this video needs to chill.

[Doliath]

It must be very awkward to eat in front of all those cameras...

[reddycomit]

Kinda funny how right you are, nobody really thinks about that lol.

[nickmax123]

can no one spell grammar?

[ryukon]

what? gramargh?

[bigboyx16]

no i b-leeve its speeled "grammmmeor"

[Ecksphyre]

How about grummmergh?

[AlexNewton1981]

oh, fuck. you again.

[Shom42]

Sorry if you talk ununderstandably.

[brandonbb13]

lern two spel frutcke

[Shom42]

Honestly with your grammer I can't tell your point.

[Shom42]

You have horrible grammer.

[lyrianpoductions]

you have horrible spelling XD

[maztakeef420]

LOL

[Avidity]

As a fat person, I am highly amused, seeing as I actually have a sense of humor.

[wallcrawler50]

Just because your fat too Licentious, dosn't mean you can't laugh at this. Its funny! Lighten up and enjoy your fatness. Fatty.

[rynoboy007]

You need to grow a pair of balls if you get offended.

[watchettv]

"It made me like her better, and it made me want to eat some ice cream."

[AnotherCuppaCoffee]

You left out sugar loaded cocktails. Put enough of them in a politician and you might hear some truth.

I'd rather die from it than from want of it.

[inveli]

Don't you just love American values?

[jayjohnson56]

Did you see Hillary LOVING that ice cream?

[FunUnderCeramicKites]

Priceless.

[porridgethedestroyer]

Romney's fried chicken speech

[DaveO15]

Hah?

[missalc13]

you're a weirdo...

[WhoMattersAnyway]

I actually disagree with you. Not all Americans are fat. I mean, a LOT of them are, but the annual diagnosis of eating disorders in the U.S is ridiculous. People try so hard to escape that stereotype that they end up hurting themselves.

As for the politicians, I have no comment. XD

[publicdrunkeness]

poop!

get in there and eat!!!

[FluffyBunniesOnFire]

They should be more focused on the critical idgit vote.

[DeathFrikinChikin]

'and made me want icecream' LOL

[AgentXRifle]

it made me like her more, and it made me want icecream!

lmfao

[brewdog11]

The Onion can find anything and exploit it perfectly! Hilarious!

[TheComputerMaster]

lmfao

[biggerdouchebagjones]

omg that was funny!

[hiphopsavior101]

if the majority is overweight then wouldnt skinny ppl have to get with the program?

[playdrumsmofuxa]

it made me want some ice cream

ROFLMAO

[12thRegiment]

haha yeah that was awesome..

[infinitex2]

This made me want some ice cream

[LordSlag]

HAHA!! Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for YOU!

[RoxMvPRoY2007]

That can only help the fat community lol

[BartucWarlordOfBlood]

This is hilarious!

[felix10271]

LOL instead of debates they will have pie eating contests!

[HeathenWarriorPoet]

I for the pro-Rocky Road.

[Griffrules22]

i love how theonion pokes fun at alot of different people.

I also like their motto "TheOnion News Network; making you seem better informed"

[Sirradal]

Where did you see that?

[Smullet90]

it made me like her better... and it made me want some ice cream.

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

XD

LOL

[KINGcoolda1]

haha now fat peopl are a demographic? the onion is so subtle and crafty, i could almost believe this story

[nealsmagic]

Ths is one of the best. Nader just lost my vote.

[RocketMichael1892M]

is it me, or was the very beginning graphic HILARIOUS?

[TreyNitrotoluene]

Yep, it's funny!

[MahLazer9000]

Be careful Hillary is trying to lure us into eating Rocky Road ice cream so she can rule the world!!!!

[GlamBalam]

I love mcflurry!

[NicNasty1981]

you could almost believe this video to be real. Brilliant work Onion. Now off to trick my cousins into thinking fat candidates get votes

[joshifghg]

i want presidents like that lol

[lizard386]

lol! this is fantastic, pure genuis!

[sjsc76]

The cheeseburger issue....HAHAHAHAHAH

[usmcbatman0311]

"it made me want to have ice cream"

the onion is the best!

[deewoood]

ahahahahaha

[bryguy95]

It made me like her better, and it made me wanna have some icecream... how the fuck does hillary keep from falling over?

[Infinitesimalism]

On the ticker .. "Johnny Depp is losing himself in the character of Johnny Depp" XD

[leitharenea]

Why does hillary's eyes pop out of her head like that everytime she takes a bite?

[sciencegeekjsusfreak]

It made me like her and it made me want to have some ice cream. LOL

[Valetudokimura]

yeah its a joke but the candidates actually do consider this. so only kind of a joke, know what I mean/?

[carmen510]

They forgot Ron Paul and his Libertarian 'Eat Freely" speech. :P

[lgrf4evr]

totally agreed. when i saw ron paul eat freely speech and how school should host a all you can eat juck food contest, it made me donate to his campaign.

[spacecase7000]

Obama is waaaay too thin to win the election. And sure, Hilary has wide hips and thick legs, but her upper body isn't nearly fat enough to win.

[charliebad]

LOL, what a great vid by Onion. I need to address the roundness of Hilary's head. I'm sure there's a closet chocoholic in there! Some people just gain weight in all the wrong places. Thankfully I was circumsized so lost half my body weight overnight :p

[duckvenom]

One group Hillary won't have to fake common interests with.

I remember Romney's Fried Chicke speech. I felt he put a greasy finger on my heart.

[StorminNormin1977]

Ron Paul!

[cherrielane]

This is great, too bad the Onion couldn't get a video of the candidates heading for the loo to purge after eating "our food".

[death2theNWOandNAU]

I have to watch these twice. Second time with volume off so I can read the bottom banner.

[myuzeefreak]

OMG! I thought I was being weird for doing the exact same thing! Thank God there's someone else who does it too!:P

[death2theNWOandNAU]

And how the main story of every newscast on evry MSM station is anything but news related and definately not issue based. Junk food for the brains.

[Orlan54]

Let me guess UnhealthySalad you're not particularly well traveled are you? Not really exposed to politicians from other nations? They all put on facades, its part of the game. The fact that you couldn't simply rebutt my comment without calling me a dumbass speaks volumes. Don't worry unhealthy, I'm sure you think you are right and everyone else is a moron, narcissitic fuck.

[cherrielane]

Orlan54: The roar of the crowd just broke my windows! Just the name UnhealthySalad speaks volumes.

[Choo69]

you just pwned him mate

[UnderseaCaveman]

aha.....I see, Ron Paul is too healthy for most americans (he works out practically daily, at 72 years old he is way fitter than McCain).

[CadicusTheDamned]

These guys are comedic geniuses.

"It made me like her better, and it made me want to eat some ice cream."

*lulz*

[pauldelacroix]

It's amazing how many Youtube viewers think these are real!

I thought this one was very funny "I particularly liked Romney's 'fried chicken' speech"...LOL.

[runswithscissorsalot]

"fatter issues" ......hilarious

[KenseiKitsune]

"It made me like her better, and it made me want to have some icecream."

Ain't it the truth

[MontageGarage]

Someone should mention that clip of Huckabee at the Versailles restaurant in Miami drinking Cuban coffee to get the caffeine junkie vote. I could only imagine his stump speech after that, and the one after that, and the one after that...

[bugsycline]

haha!

it's funny but most of the candidates when invited to state debates pretty much argue over things as stupid as the "cheeseburger" issue.

Usualy giving the "drink the kool aid" change speech and then insulting each other..

after watching hundreds of candidates videos I was only able to find one candidate whom actualy addresses issues, and gives solutions.

I won't reveal his name, but if you look to the video you'll note there is only one.

hint.... he was born near Pittsburgh

[ldmgaris]

They are promoting the fast-food?

[reb2112]

the last comment is for mgofthefostercity

[SIRVAGABOND]

hahhahahahaha! I've been watching too much youtube! I actually dozed off for a sec and thought, "Is this an issue?" I am now sitting in a corner with a dork sign on my head!

[WKSlask5]

fat fucks

[LAly99]

I love the Onion!

[mgofthefostercity]

I cant believe this is for real. Congrats america, you just went down another three notches on the intelligence scale.

[HrothgarOfHeorot]

Ha, I suppose if you think a news show called 'The Onion' is real then we're not the ones that are unintelligent.

[aceyfan]

That because it's not fucking real!!!

omg dude

[reb2112]

wow you just went down three notches on my intelligence scale for thinking that was actual news, dumbass.

[jamesbarcenas]

Dude bbyxlien plz STFU

you are so fucking stupid

[bbyxlien]

hahahaha what a bunch of fucking retards

[sleeepywarrior]

eat eat america... for we are the fattest nation in the world....

[StellarMortem]

the fench, germans and russians are catching up....

[RammDe]

I'm a german. We're not like you. You're soooo fat. Stop this or you will blowing up.

[StellarMortem]

hahah i'm not american you ass!

but read your own reports that say you are fatsos, it's just that germany is a tiny country and not big like america to clearly see the difference.....

[Atheist01]

Well put, well put.

[ldmgaris]

you are t.f.german

[pauldelacroix]

Ironically, the skinniest nation in Europe now is Italy. Who'd have thunk it?

[emlove143]

really! that's extraordinary lol

[pauldelacroix]

Yep, France used to be skinniest, but is now going up in the fat statistics--now Italy, land of pizza and pasta, is the thinnest nation in industrialized Europe.

[fortinbras47]

Not that surprising if you've visited there... Italy is very focussed on image.

[TheCottonTop]

Very Good! LOL

[eu13sx]

LOL

[d4x2x0x]

What's funnier, Onions' satire clip, or the fact that there really is a person on this planet that thinks that was real. If Hillary is elected I will drop all of my money in rocky road stock.

[IceManJEAH]

Hilarious but scary.

The scroller at the bottom is quite funny as well.

[nemabass]

Putting rocky road in public schools will not help the obesity problem, it will worsen it.

[DigiTan000]

I didn't The Onion did videos now!

[DigiTan000]

I mean to say "I didn't know."

They need a story on Youtube's lack of an edit button.