SuperNaturalJump2012, YouTube, Over 5 foot vertical! My Head by a 12&1/2 foot ceiling! Super Vertical Elevation! SupremeVerticalJump,YouTube Everyone was amazed at the incredible leaping ability and agility!UltraVerticalJump,YouTube, 4 feet vertical! Really soon I'll be eye level with the rim! SuperVerticalJump,YouTube,Amazing!4 feet vertical elevation, my head almost touches the Rim & By itself the video cam is magically following the incredible vertical movements!"
EPO is necessary in the fight against cancer bc cancer treatment kills blood cells. EPO is synthetic epogen which is produced in the kidneys. I'm a doc. I don't know why ppl give lance all this problems when he's taking it for his condition. People need to stop bashing and educate themselves.
he might want to recite that one to the federal grand jury when he's brought up on federal fraud charges (U.S.Postal Services is an Arm of the U.S. Government)
@tscholent His team having been sponsored by the postal service does not make him an employee of theirs. They have no jurisdiction over any allegations against him. But we all know this. Your just being a douche. Have fun with that.
@musicNsoccer Is Lance all you ever wanted to be but instead you turned out the exact opposite so now you try to feel better about yourself by making groundless accusations? Thats gotta be the only explanation for this bitterness inside you.
@TheFrankyboy75 The bitterness inside me is all natural, 100% epo free. All Ass Prong's co-riding postal teammates including Floyd Landis, Tyler Hamilton and George Hincapie have confirmed his continual use of EPO. Arm Prong is a cheap lying faking cheater much more contemptible than a painted $2 whore. Now, given those facts son, what explains the bitterness inside you? Are you a hallucinating doper, or just a self-lier, or just a fan of cheap lipsticked whores? Live Wrong, Dope Strong!
C'mon and sing with me. "Now shoot me up before I go go, Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo". Win Wrong! Cheat Long! Arm Prong! Pharm Strong! Dope Dong.
Im prepairing this year, and have been taking Citruaid , which is a natural amino acid drink, I started trying it cause Sheila Taormina was taking it, and I was curious, I have had insane good reults with Citruaid compared to anything on the market, and I espeacially notice the extra natural energy when i need to go great distances like Tri's
@hghepo fagget. he's been tested hundreds of times! just because he's made it, people like you have to bring him down. he's the best. learn to accept that.
@hammerfan4life Are you saying that Lance was tested for EPO in 1999 and 2000? Then for blood transfusion or for CERA ?
What are you saying ? None of this tests were available at those time .... thanks to have explained us why he has not tested positive despite his doping.
Hi "U368"!!! if you're gonna troll Lance, I'm gonna troll you!! (douche) ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!!!!! I HAVE GOOD REASON TO BELIEVE THAT "U368" IS ACTUALLY FLOYD LANDIS. DON'T ASK FOR MY SOURCES JUST TAKE IT ON FAITH. TRUST ME. IT'S FLOYD JUST TRYING TO MAKE LANCE LOOK BAD BECAUSE HE FEELS LIKE A SHIT FOR WHAT HE DID. GIVE UP FLOYD, NOBODY LOVES YOU ANYMORE :(
Absolute legen in this clip..as a Dutchie I love the cycling sport too bad we have no great talents lately..also too bad that Im living in Ireland an apart from 2 other people (roche family) no one has ever heared of pro cycling according to me.......
Will the Dutch mountan be in the scedule again this year? (Huez) IM still hoping that this girl will be fit to do the mount ventoux any time soon
No he just collects some of his own blood to reinject it later during races to boost drastically his performances. Well done it's nearly undectable until big amount are not injected. Saline IV ( done in a the time needed to take shower) can mask them too.
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Not a bad actor comes from being a great if ineffectual liar.
If he could only quit the pain of cheating then none of his Schmucking shite would even smell, it would have a severe blockage, As drug use is apparently not a problem for him we could have him on an Imodium feast to get him back on the Implodium next July, Say hi to that GrEEK Gregos.
I guess I have to say he's a good athlete. But mainly he seems egotistical and believes everything everyone around him tells him about being brave, courageous, etc. I hate to say it but he would be doing more good for the world if he stopped being a Babies Daddy to so many kids than winning a bunch of bike races.
He's a good athlete? Babies daddy? He's a great athelete for sure!! And one thing about Lance he seems to be a conscience dad...he's not away, he is a father to his kids...you sound like you hating just to hate...
WADA will execute Lance with blood samples in the next days, just as MARCO PANTANI was murdered to suggest use of drugs.
Like Usain Bolt will be and Floyd Landis or Jan Urllrich were falsely accused, victims of a conspiracy set up by the illuminati, in control of US and EU "governments" and obviously of WADA.
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There's no conspiracy, mate. They were all just drugged up to the eyeballs. Until recently all cyclists were, they said it themselves. And Pantani was a MASSIVE coke head, that's what killed him.
how is the marathon harder than the tour de france?
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BIking is a relativly easy sport. Your body does not absorb any impact at all (unless you fall of course) but when you run, every step you take is roughly 2.5 times the weight of your body coming down on your legs. Trust me, you have trouble walking for weeks after you run a marathon.
well with his physique and cardio capability, the athleticism would be no challenge for him.
But since it is not his specialized sport it will seem harder to him because he is at such a higher level in cycling... because he will not be able to run at the same level.
"Fuck Lance Armstrong. Fuck him and his ball, and his bycylcle, and his steroids, and yellow shirts, and that damn empty expression on his face." George Carlin
Damn it. He may or may not have taken drugs but that's not the point. You have got to admire his will and dedication. Conquered cancer, won Le tour, finished marathons, he's one strong dude. And that's what it's all about. Doing your best every time, not giving up when it's hard, wanting something an getting it no matter what.
"Pharmstrong's a joke" you say. Well, he is out there living his life. He is one of the best sportspeople to ever walk the earth and you call him a joke?
Everybody on here knows his name. Girls want him, guys want to be him.
Meanwhile, we have you, moping around commenting on all the Lance Armstrong videos out there and feeling sorry for yourself. Let me ask you: who is really the joke?
Maybe you should just let your hatred of Armstrong go, stop being so bitter and start enjoying your life.
Living his LiveWrong, PhuckYoung, pharmecutical sales advertising and enhancing lifestyle of lying,cheating to millions of people including cancer survivors he fails to help. He is simply PurePublic Relations advertising "feel good" story to increase sales of tennis shoes, basketball shoes, bikes, cycling apparel,cancer drugs and helps political PR as well.
If you were one of his fake, PR kids from invetro, and you got to watch him on TV with his PhuckYoung partners Olson/Hudson tripleTrouble?
LOL
MrJamesRai 1 month ago
I used to feed the warrior like you, but then I took cancer to the ball.
SuperIncrediball 1 month ago
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seros2010 4 months ago
Kevin is like, "damn again?!"
geektar03 4 months ago
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haha Gabe from the office
xfilatio 5 months ago
Lance's face in the end is funny, he gives him the look of death LOL
dachicagoan 5 months ago
Holy Hell it's the guy from the office!
ptarleton 5 months ago
@ptarleton Yes and just like in the show he isn't funny here.
dachicagoan 5 months ago
EPO is necessary in the fight against cancer bc cancer treatment kills blood cells. EPO is synthetic epogen which is produced in the kidneys. I'm a doc. I don't know why ppl give lance all this problems when he's taking it for his condition. People need to stop bashing and educate themselves.
drjqool 5 months ago
@drjqool You are a very bad and uneducated doc... no one cured of cancer needs EPO!
Lance took EPO for doping purposes.
hghepo 4 months ago 3
@drjqool Exactly. Thank you.
greywolf7071 2 weeks ago
14 people cant kill the coward within
footlockerjl32 5 months ago
Feed the warrior...with what? EPO?
davd1986 6 months ago 2
Gabe!
TheCedrickwithnoK 6 months ago
Awesome commercial <3
TheImamo93 6 months ago
That is GABE from the OFFICE!!!
jasrogg 7 months ago
he might want to recite that one to the federal grand jury when he's brought up on federal fraud charges (U.S.Postal Services is an Arm of the U.S. Government)
...and good luck now Mellow Johnny!
tscholent 7 months ago
@tscholent His team having been sponsored by the postal service does not make him an employee of theirs. They have no jurisdiction over any allegations against him. But we all know this. Your just being a douche. Have fun with that.
turfturbo 6 months ago
Gabe looks shorter here. Go Lance.
DavidDHismyname 7 months ago
@DavidDHismyname Stamp an asterisk (a la Barry Bonds) on his forehead! May the EPO be with you! Dope Strong!
musicNsoccer 6 months ago
Notice how the camera never shows the Ass Prong feeding him EPO during the shoot. Clever use of photography I'd say.
musicNsoccer 7 months ago
@musicNsoccer Is Lance all you ever wanted to be but instead you turned out the exact opposite so now you try to feel better about yourself by making groundless accusations? Thats gotta be the only explanation for this bitterness inside you.
TheFrankyboy75 7 months ago
@TheFrankyboy75 The bitterness inside me is all natural, 100% epo free. All Ass Prong's co-riding postal teammates including Floyd Landis, Tyler Hamilton and George Hincapie have confirmed his continual use of EPO. Arm Prong is a cheap lying faking cheater much more contemptible than a painted $2 whore. Now, given those facts son, what explains the bitterness inside you? Are you a hallucinating doper, or just a self-lier, or just a fan of cheap lipsticked whores? Live Wrong, Dope Strong!
musicNsoccer 7 months ago
@musicNsoccer Where does all this hate come from?
TheFrankyboy75 7 months ago
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@TheFrankyboy75 Go to LanceLied(dot)com. Cheat Long, Win Wrong, Dope Strong, Ass Prong!
musicNsoccer 7 months ago
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C'mon and sing with me. "Now shoot me up before I go go, Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo". Win Wrong! Cheat Long! Arm Prong! Pharm Strong! Dope Dong.
musicNsoccer 7 months ago
Running is my main event and here Lance is showing me up by running with twenty pounds in each hand. God he is inspirational.
Mastahfung 8 months ago
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Mastahfung 8 months ago
I love the dead-pan look.
EarnStripesMusic 8 months ago
the look on Lances face is priceless when he drops the light cardio line!
ay2dee 8 months ago
@ay2dee lol pissed off? hahaha
spidy05 8 months ago
i feel like working in a nike store now. :D
ilovegreysforever 8 months ago
Gabe's a bitch outside the office too!
runindie24 8 months ago 6
Im prepairing this year, and have been taking Citruaid , which is a natural amino acid drink, I started trying it cause Sheila Taormina was taking it, and I was curious, I have had insane good reults with Citruaid compared to anything on the market, and I espeacially notice the extra natural energy when i need to go great distances like Tri's
master716248 8 months ago
the dude from the office...
hotsouptoonE 8 months ago
Feed the warior with drugs, EPO and steroid!
hghepo 9 months ago 3
@hghepo fagget. he's been tested hundreds of times! just because he's made it, people like you have to bring him down. he's the best. learn to accept that.
hammerfan4life 8 months ago
@hammerfan4life Are you saying that Lance was tested for EPO in 1999 and 2000? Then for blood transfusion or for CERA ?
What are you saying ? None of this tests were available at those time .... thanks to have explained us why he has not tested positive despite his doping.
hghepo 8 months ago 2
its the HR guy from the office
smashinova 9 months ago
Wish you could by a shirt w/ these lines. Kill the coward! Feed the warrior. : )
PyrateRumRunner 9 months ago
13 cowards watched this video
TheMadShooters 9 months ago
Feed the warrior with PEDs and blood doping, is it right Lance ?
hghepo 9 months ago
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Feed the warrior.... with steroids, EPO , and Growth hormones, is that right Lance ?
u368 9 months ago
his look at :18 is just awesome
OnlyJamesFuller 9 months ago
All those Lance hater's out there need to kill the coward from within
TheLightningspeed 10 months ago
Pain is temporary QUITING last forever!!!!!!!!
Amazing Quote!
BigBen50 11 months ago
Thumbs up if you watched this for the guy of The Office
danielfair22 11 months ago
Hi "U368"!!! if you're gonna troll Lance, I'm gonna troll you!! (douche) ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!!!!! I HAVE GOOD REASON TO BELIEVE THAT "U368" IS ACTUALLY FLOYD LANDIS. DON'T ASK FOR MY SOURCES JUST TAKE IT ON FAITH. TRUST ME. IT'S FLOYD JUST TRYING TO MAKE LANCE LOOK BAD BECAUSE HE FEELS LIKE A SHIT FOR WHAT HE DID. GIVE UP FLOYD, NOBODY LOVES YOU ANYMORE :(
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Feed the warrior.... with steroids, EPO , and Growth hormones, is that right Lance ?
u368 11 months ago
Love it LOL, Lance is the man..
jinma2 1 year ago
So funny
dcspepper 1 year ago
Haha.. love the look of the hillbilly looking at Lance like he's an extra-terrestrial.
TheFrankyboy75 1 year ago
I love it when he shouts 'FEED THE WARRIOR'
Faaiint 1 year ago
GABE FROM THE OFFICE
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Feed the warrior 20 pounds...of steroids, right Lance?
TheTortugate 1 year ago
@TheTortugate Shut the fuck up
xxbrodyxzmay 1 year ago
@TheTortugate Yes Steroid, EPO, and blood transfusion, the usual dinner of Lance's TDF.
As results PhArmstrong LiesStrong
u368 1 year ago
Feed Novitzky !
The Fall is approaching for the fraud
hghepo 1 year ago 2
gabe from the office, and the other guy is from school of rock
mrl2743 1 year ago
Winner never quit, Quitter never win!
Fumblenoob 1 year ago
IT"S GABE!
CookieBumble 1 year ago 3
gabe from the office!
bradh121 1 year ago 9
that guy is in the office
Patriot177689 1 year ago
Manager Lance to lead register....Riot!
chocolatemimosa 1 year ago
LieStrong and PharmStrong !
hghepo 1 year ago
@hghepo yo prick, we heard you the first time flamer.
chrisbear08 1 year ago
shit this is an awesome ad
noisecontrol11 1 year ago
haha the guy 0:12 hahah his face haha like wtf haha
cybertechmex 1 year ago
Hahaha this clip made me lol
erolorhun 1 year ago
LOL : D
yumberri 1 year ago
That's the guy off The Office.
TheSquibb 1 year ago
pain is temporary and pride is forever!!!
Ab6killer 1 year ago
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Feed the warrior with EPO and drugs! LiveWrong
u368 1 year ago
@u368 look mate you're like fuck off naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, fuck you!
aroobajamica 1 year ago
@u368 shut up noob
MrCman6789 1 year ago
@u368 You go say "LiveWrong" at a Livestrong rally. Then come back here when you face is bashed inwards.. Ignorant peice of shit.
chrisbear08 1 year ago
Isn't he on The Office ? From Sabre corp. ?
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Hey Kevin, get this kid some EPO!
sub4someday 1 year ago
lol
makistudio 1 year ago
hahahahaha I love this!
raduly77 1 year ago
Hey Kevin! You mind showing our nice customer how to kill the coward within?
SargeTheFourth 1 year ago 3
haha, that kid is on The Office now.
TheIcarus02 1 year ago 2
HAHA it's the IT guy from the office!
vinnyd1122 1 year ago
@vinnyd1122
Not the IT guy, he is from corporate
googooly1 1 year ago
Feed the doper with EPO and other PED!
hghepo 1 year ago
that is fucking hilarious!!!!
sdfgsdfg23fdgdt5 1 year ago
this is the best one. hahaha
whitewater503 1 year ago
Lance treats the concept of "a little light cardio" with contempt lol
Zerouali28 2 years ago 12
hey!!! it's the most awkward boy in the world!! I love that guy, especially the elevator episode.
poopfacemcgee24 2 years ago
ROFL The kid is like WTF? HAHAHAHAHA
Gwenlj 2 years ago
Absolute legen in this clip..as a Dutchie I love the cycling sport too bad we have no great talents lately..also too bad that Im living in Ireland an apart from 2 other people (roche family) no one has ever heared of pro cycling according to me.......
Will the Dutch mountan be in the scedule again this year? (Huez) IM still hoping that this girl will be fit to do the mount ventoux any time soon
Queennie1979 2 years ago
Do you know who is Michele Ferrari , Lance's doctor? Have you read his wikipedia page?
hghepo 2 years ago 5
Did he promote drugs and fresh blood like he uses before and during TDF?
u368 2 years ago
Lance Armstrong is a vampire?!? Holyshit!
Silenxer 2 years ago
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No he just collects some of his own blood to reinject it later during races to boost drastically his performances. Well done it's nearly undectable until big amount are not injected. Saline IV ( done in a the time needed to take shower) can mask them too.
u368 2 years ago
Not a vampire, Lance uses now his own blood to dope!
hghepo 2 years ago 5
Lance is great in this vid awesome actor, he should go to the movies i think
Ajax17x 2 years ago 5
@Ajax17x He did. Dodgeball, anyone?
sibeliuscp 2 years ago
@Ajax17x are you dutch as well ( soccer club)
He has been in a movie called you, me an dupree ( only for a few seconds)
Queennie1979 2 years ago
Where is the next Joop Zootemelk??
As an American of Dutch heritage I wait.
Go rabobank!
B
Bluestard 1 year ago
When you are a liar it's easy to continue to cheat in front of a camera!
hellsadore 2 years ago 3
give it up dude..wow. Let it go
KO67148 1 year ago
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Not a bad actor comes from being a great if ineffectual liar.
If he could only quit the pain of cheating then none of his Schmucking shite would even smell, it would have a severe blockage, As drug use is apparently not a problem for him we could have him on an Imodium feast to get him back on the Implodium next July, Say hi to that GrEEK Gregos.
davidoffon 2 years ago
Pain is temporary and quiting lasts forever
Feed the warrior!!
Kill the coward within
Preach Lance preach!
klarum 2 years ago 75
not a bad actor i guess lol
SaltNPeppa4 2 years ago
" FEED THE WARRIOR!"
RatStravaganza 2 years ago 3
feed the warrior? hilarious... especially the guy with the hat... lol
MrRamadiel 2 years ago
"Manager Lance to the main register."
Hahahahaha. This was totally hysterical.
Imortality3 2 years ago 8
pain is temporary and quiting lasts forever.. great line
bw92 2 years ago 70
@bw92 got the tattoo bro...thats what happens when you read the book haha
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I guess I have to say he's a good athlete. But mainly he seems egotistical and believes everything everyone around him tells him about being brave, courageous, etc. I hate to say it but he would be doing more good for the world if he stopped being a Babies Daddy to so many kids than winning a bunch of bike races.
carbomb19 2 years ago
its called cycling
Kavikrunner 2 years ago
He's a good athlete? Babies daddy? He's a great athelete for sure!! And one thing about Lance he seems to be a conscience dad...he's not away, he is a father to his kids...you sound like you hating just to hate...
videolover61 2 years ago
think your missing the point of the commercial
Afronadian 2 years ago
kill the coward within...priceless
lets00go 2 years ago 3
Is it Lance's voice similar to Mark Wahlberg's voice, or i am just imagine it.
13089801 2 years ago 4
OMG! I was thinking the same thing!!
Jemma19 2 years ago
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WADA will execute Lance with blood samples in the next days, just as MARCO PANTANI was murdered to suggest use of drugs.
Like Usain Bolt will be and Floyd Landis or Jan Urllrich were falsely accused, victims of a conspiracy set up by the illuminati, in control of US and EU "governments" and obviously of WADA.
//\\\///\\///\\\///\ Google
doping conspiracy Matt MarriottSome goals of the conspiracy are:
- sell the BIG PHARMA pills
- terrorize citîzens
- destroy natural sports (atletics, cycling)
Truth666 2 years ago
SHUT THE FUCK UP
JohnEko 2 years ago
There's no conspiracy, mate. They were all just drugged up to the eyeballs. Until recently all cyclists were, they said it themselves. And Pantani was a MASSIVE coke head, that's what killed him.
cornish91 2 years ago
haha thats awsome. "manager lance to main register" lol
Stalex473 2 years ago
i've watched this so many times, and it still makes me crack up. in addition to being an amazing athlete, armstrong's got great comedic timing
robertdeniro124 2 years ago 3
This is my favorite Lance's commercial!
shakdva 2 years ago
Unlike certain *other* amazing athletes. *cough* Michael Phelps. I love the man, but he's just not made to be a comedian.
brainsfallinout26 2 years ago 2
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michael phelps is funny!
look at his face!
Farflonger 2 years ago
hwereabouts are you seeing phelps like cos he aint in this ad!
calmorrison 2 years ago 2
michael phelps??
xcuse me? where i cant see him
elmariomarquez 2 years ago
Kill the coward within.
Brilliant.
Kirbymcbadass 2 years ago 3
"I was think of just getting into a a little light cardio."
LOL Lance looks like he is going to dive over the treadmill and kick that guy in the teeth
mmajsherman 2 years ago 7
uhhjklk;
MrG4genious 2 years ago
Ok. Two miles and i´m done...but i´m the better salesman. I´m so proud.
ElPiperone 2 years ago
Lance you are a legend!
AntMcL1 2 years ago
this is hilarious
"marathon was the hardest thing i've done. remember pain is temporary but quitting last forever"
"feed the warrior 20 pounds"
hahahahaha
jctennis123 2 years ago
awesome
shredhightides91 2 years ago
EPIC!
kinhb 2 years ago
KILL THE COWARD WITHIN
erolorhun 2 years ago 4
i'm gonna be working there soon haha
irgids 2 years ago
make sure you do lances sales approach. haha
bteeuwen 2 years ago 2
ROFL!!! FEED THE WARRIOR!!! LOL
Gwenlj 2 years ago
lol his expression.
"kid, wtf are you chatting about?"
pervypervypervy 2 years ago 3
FEED THE WARRIOR 20 POUNDS!
chris1314wilson 2 years ago 7
he is the best
franrafuki 2 years ago
Loll You wanna feed the warrior? ...What? FEED THE WARRIOR 20 POUNDS
gibbitup 2 years ago 7
lmao
ijuh22 2 years ago
it is harder for him, because he has a cyclist body and muscles trained for cycling. and it was a new thing for him.
and btw marathon is 2nd or 3rd hardest sport behind the tour and ironman, or smth like that
MZeleni8 2 years ago 4
how is the marathon harder than the tour de france?
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BIking is a relativly easy sport. Your body does not absorb any impact at all (unless you fall of course) but when you run, every step you take is roughly 2.5 times the weight of your body coming down on your legs. Trust me, you have trouble walking for weeks after you run a marathon.
dug4567 2 years ago 2
Both extremely hard mentally. Overall I'd have to say the marathon is harder on your body though with all with impact yeah.
toby099 2 years ago 4
I'd say that the tour has the edge in mentality. 26 days or something like that of straight biking for hundreds of miles lol i'd go crazy
dug4567 2 years ago
well with his physique and cardio capability, the athleticism would be no challenge for him.
But since it is not his specialized sport it will seem harder to him because he is at such a higher level in cycling... because he will not be able to run at the same level.
guardian663 2 years ago
pain is temporary, and quitting lasts forever
Corvallian 2 years ago 4
how is the marathon harder than the tour de france?
joshuare94 2 years ago
thats what im wondering too lol
DubDubProductions 2 years ago
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pain is temporary my ass
thegarbageman21 2 years ago
sweet kill the coward Zach you must kill the coward within now and forever
BerPC96 3 years ago
ROFL! Love him or not, I still think this is a funny ad. :)
SpectreCGR 3 years ago 3
thats awesome FEED THE WARRIOR! KILL THE COWARD WITHIN!
evanpitbull 3 years ago 4
feed the warrior! <3 lance armstrong!
meg6cycling 3 years ago
Lance eres grande!!!
jesuo1982 3 years ago
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He got nad cancer from the cow blood.
ganymedeIV4 3 years ago
wot e z
davidoffon 3 years ago
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"Fuck Lance Armstrong. Fuck him and his ball, and his bycylcle, and his steroids, and yellow shirts, and that damn empty expression on his face." George Carlin
numerrita 3 years ago
This is the best add ever.
lance armstrong is god.
fanClassicRock 3 years ago
Lance won the toughest race in cycling seven times in a row and you have not.
Get over it and get on your bike.
Furiousopoetic 3 years ago 6
Damn it. He may or may not have taken drugs but that's not the point. You have got to admire his will and dedication. Conquered cancer, won Le tour, finished marathons, he's one strong dude. And that's what it's all about. Doing your best every time, not giving up when it's hard, wanting something an getting it no matter what.
mosu2986 3 years ago 6
Since you admire Armstrong, I'm sure you'll never give up, but trying to convince haters not to hate is something you should probably let go.
Let the haters hate Lance. His record speaks for itself, amirite?
tybo09 3 years ago 4
if you think lance doped you are a sad person. you dont belive in training, hard training to get to the top.
alexvino99 3 years ago 3
I believe Lance doped as much as I believe that I could dunk on Shaq...
Even if he DID dope, no amount of doping explains the way Armstrong is where he is. It's all about guts. Training. Determination.
tybo09 3 years ago 5
here here
matt6101 3 years ago
yea its funny, i would like to see someone break his record even if you let them dope
dan4011 3 years ago 2
he trains 12 hours a day, anyone who does that IS going to seem unnatural
ijuh22 2 years ago
make haste and train my friend
DubDubProductions 3 years ago
Rofl
evilmickey 3 years ago
I'm not a Lance fan, but he showed us on 7 tours how to win, it is good to having back, in this year your no body have enough guts!!!
fergtz100 3 years ago
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Feed the warrior
steroids, hGH, eGH, IGF cortisone, amphetamines, chemo boosters RSR-13, Interleukins, insulin, peptide hormones, thyriod drugs, asthma, female hormones and cow blood.
mustardjunkie 3 years ago
thank you for sharing of the list of things you've tried/done. we're not interested btw.
zzddytt 3 years ago
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Pharmstrong's a joke...
mustardjunkie 3 years ago
"Pharmstrong's a joke" you say. Well, he is out there living his life. He is one of the best sportspeople to ever walk the earth and you call him a joke?
Everybody on here knows his name. Girls want him, guys want to be him.
Meanwhile, we have you, moping around commenting on all the Lance Armstrong videos out there and feeling sorry for yourself. Let me ask you: who is really the joke?
Maybe you should just let your hatred of Armstrong go, stop being so bitter and start enjoying your life.
tuber8440 3 years ago 3
Living his LiveWrong, PhuckYoung, pharmecutical sales advertising and enhancing lifestyle of lying,cheating to millions of people including cancer survivors he fails to help. He is simply PurePublic Relations advertising "feel good" story to increase sales of tennis shoes, basketball shoes, bikes, cycling apparel,cancer drugs and helps political PR as well.
If you were one of his fake, PR kids from invetro, and you got to watch him on TV with his PhuckYoung partners Olson/Hudson tripleTrouble?
mustardjunkie 3 years ago
How would you feel then, wow how many NikePhuckYoung mommies do I have now?
mustardjunkie 3 years ago