Ummm, i just have to say that georgie flightsuit bush was even "braindeader" than ronnie pruneface reagan. Well at least until the last year or two of reagan's tenure when he lapsed into pretty serious dementia.
Go get 'em dude, I just started doing stand up this year, I've been playing the Comedy Store (9 shows now) on Sunset blvd and the Improv (1 show so far) and a bunch of little places all over Hollywood. - Hope your show went well on the 23rd, it's about as much fun as you can have in public without getting arrested. / but then again, with you're material and right wing cops you might get a little of each. - check out my page and let me know what you think
Climate change is natural and is nothing new. Man made global warming on the other hand is a bs scam. Let me get this right, it's hot in the summer and cold in the winter, go figure. There goes that obama amnesia again.
@XxUrSoLoStxX 70 degrees in November in Colorado. Thirty years ago you might've gotten a couple in October, but we didn't have any cold weather until about the 10th. Climate change is natural, but it takes centuries, not a quarter of one. We are increasing our pollution by unchecked use of fossil fuels (and no real alternatives that have been put out. Whatever happened to solar?) - and if you think that 6,000,000,000+ humans have no effect on their environment, you're high.
@mexcurmudgeon the planet is doing fine, we're all fucked. Famous words of George Carlin. We're just a speck in the history of this planet, this planet has been through far worse. Feed al gore. If you think money will solve any problem then you're high.
@mexcurmudgeon todays news, Nov 23rd 2010, northeast freezes as blizzard roars through. Who would have thought that it snows in the winter, especially where it usually snows?
democrats will not save you. they are essentially republicans in disguise. have to dismantle the corporate paradigm to get anywhere, and that's just the first step. democrats will never ever ever do this because like obama, every democrat will be bought and paid for by corporations......
Sorry dude, but your credibility as a critical thinker or as even someone smarter than Palin went out the window after that last embarrassing 9/11 denialist video. Say, maybe the world's really flat and it's just George Bush lying to us that it's round.
Actually, you're wrong, there is no way Palin can be in charge in 2012. Cuz if she wins the election, she'll still have to wait till January. humm, d'you think if Palin wins, there'll finally be a liberal uprising? Somehow, I'm not sure if people will stand by this time. But I could be wrong.
And one more thing, I'm not sure if I understood you correctly, since you talk fast (maybe we could do a fundraiser selling used cars?), but did you imply that Willow Palin is homophobic? I hope not...
Half of the Americans are brain dead, as you can see they have elected the Republicans to lead the country. I don't think it would be a surprise if Sarah Palin is elected as the next President. Americans are so ignorant and don't realise that their country is already been sold to Internationl Corporations, including their homes and nothing is going to change America, whoever they elect into office.
If Mrs. Palin actually ends up being the Republican nominee, I will eat my hat. (But because I think they may actually be capable of such inanity, I'm only putting the one made of chocolate on the table.) Kick ass at the show. D!
What is really scary is that I wouldn't be surprised if Palin wins as America IS BRAIN DEAD! Not to mention the Brain Dead Democratic party who place PELOSI back as minority whip! Jesus Horatio Christ top all the Martha's out there!,
Why the heck would anyone vote for someone so out of touch with reality, that they neither realise that evolution is fact nor that climate change is real. This just help perpetuate the stereotype that Americans are stupid.
I mean, I have nothing against people being religious as I am fra from antitheistic, but the Bible(In fact, this goes for all religions I can think off) is a poor guide for how to run a country. What's next, a flat-earthers going to get voted in. They still exist you know.
knock them conscious, dude ;) start with slacktivism... or a proposition for a 24h right to change your vote in elections (after seeing the results)... infinite regression... permalections... ok, i'll stop now, good fluck and break your funny bone!
The thing which bothers me is do Americans understand sarcasm or irony, i once said something i thought would get a laugh from some nice american religous people visiting the UK, not fundamentalists, they were a mixture of black and white young people but the silence was deafening, man i hope your audience Davis are more alive. I did see a huge pice of Graffiti on the side of a NY building with a upright rat holding a suitcase of money and some wording saying Let them Eat Crack, that was cool
Dennis, if you are going into the world of stand-up comedy. I would encourage you to listen to the WTF podcast by Marc Marion. They talk to working comedians about the craft and it will help you in your journey. Best of luck to you!
That IS what the Mayans were talking about!!!! They played soccer, long before soccer was invented, just to prove it to us. Palin will bust in 2012, there is no way she would beat Obama.
@Textra1 If she ever becomes president-elect, I'll make it my mission in life to do the world a service and throw myself at her with a bomb strapped to my chest to make sure she doesn't actually make it to 2012.
@goog2k Hmm. I might register as republican so I can vote in our primaries this year. I registered as independent and pretty much only get to vote in the main election. I'd love to help her win the primaries. muaaahhh haaa I'd really hate it if it back fired and she actually did get voted in.
Buck up, Davis. We've got a year to get our shit together. And I really think we will. The working class can't take much more abuse and the slackass latte liberals had a HUGE wake up call after Jon Stewart's feckless litlte pow-wow. We'll be ready in 2012.
P.S. Of all the shit you've done to make money. Stand-up. You must feel like a fucking idiot for not doing this earlier. Oblivious to the obvious. Hey, we didn't think of it either. Seriously, Bill Hicks would stand in the freezing cold to see that shit. I think you're finally going wedge your way into mainstream infotainment dude. Wish I could be there. Knock'em dead, Fleetwood.
It would be really good for Tina Fey and your careers davisfleetwood. Think of all the comedic material you would have.
Leftwing, socialist, commie, faggie, basterey. I agree - faggie like the South Park definition of Harley riders. Someone who makes a lot obnoxious noise in order to get attention.
The Earth is 4.5 - 5 billion years old. There is no God in the biblical sense. Climate change is a joke. Charlatans, priest & witchdoctors have been using the same trick for eons you plebes.
Unless I'm mistaken, I'm sure you've mentioned before you dislike Colbert's and Stewart's reign they have over the political media. However I have a feeling if you try stand up and succeed, you'll be a potentially better version of those two, mainly Stewart. Best of luck, can't wait to see the video.
@davisfleetwood "climatebrad" channel has some good examples of Shimkus' idiocy. He's in the pocket of Peabody coal, one of the biggest funder's of climate denial propoganda.
@davisfleetwood Note that Shimkus doesn't say that the climate doesn't change. He doesn't believe in anthropogenic global warming, which is not at all the same thing as saying that the climate doesn't change.
@PissedFechtmeister This is an example of not being able to see the forest for all those pesky trees. "Climate change," as it's used by most people, refers to the drastic effects on climate from anthropogenic sources. So yes, it's a fair statement to say that Shimkus doesn't believe in "climate change." Seriously, there would be no point in talking about it at all if there wasn't evidence that man-made pollutants affected our climate.
@annielfc That's just bad terminology, though it makes for great propaganda. If you mean Athropogenic Global Warming then call it that. And calling us "deniers" is a great way of associating us with holocaust denial. Again, propaganda. That's what the AGW movement has to stoop to.
@PissedFechtmeister We're talking climate, and you just pulled "the Holocaust" out of your rear so you could associate me with a word I didn't use. Now who's really into propaganda here? The credible majority of the scientific community on the subject stopped using the term "global warming" a long time ago in recognition that man-made activities affect record freezing patterns as well. Calling it AGW (cute, really) just serves the purposes of the "Look, it's cold so they must be lying" crowd.
@annielfc I'm not the one who invented the phrase "climate change denier". It's the proponents of AGW who did. Maybe you guys adopted "climate change" in recognition of the fact that global warming has stopped and there was never any evidence that man is responsible.
@PissedFechtmeister The polar ice caps are melting; a huge chunk of Greenland became an iceberg, and water levels are rising. Yes, I have labels for people who deny man's impact on climate and they have a lot less syllables. I explained why credible scientists use "climate change" and I also explained why people on your side of the debate stick with "global warming." Bottom line is that you'll hold onto any argument, no matter how faulty, that allows you to hold on to your way of life.
@annielfc Is the planet really in trouble or are we? Prove that man has made the ice caps melt. Next thing you'll say is santa is real just because. What is the government spraying in the sky and why are they doing it? Climate change is real and natural but man made global warming, well i'll leave that to the santa believers.
@XxUrSoLoStxX Not a bright question as the planet's fate is connected with ours. There's countless information (for those who choose not to be willfully ignorant) about how man's fossil fuel-burning activities create emissions that trap heat in our atmosphere, thereby changing normal climate patterns. Scientists are able to track the effects in the ice caps over time. In the face of so much evidence, you look more like the Santa believer than me.
@annielfc You believe in the hockey stick. What fossil fuel are they using where you live to make it possible to have electricity so you can post hypocritical rhetoric on youtube? Be the example and stop using fossil fuel, if you're not part of the solution then you're part of the problem. Man made global warming is bs propaganda.
@XxUrSoLoStxX How 'bout coal? By the way, HALF OF ALL ELECTRICITY used in this country comes from coal. Coal is a fossil fuel, didn't you know? The average 6th grader knows that. Here's something else you probably didn't realize - most automobiles on the planet's roads run on gasoline produced from refined oil (also a fossil fuel). So Captain Ignorant, you can become part of the solution and educate yourself before presuming to know what is propaganda and what isn't.
@XxUrSoLoStxX Grade schoolers can express themselves in writing better than you can. Maybe you should consider going back to school (and learn something this time). The stupidity in your suggestion is that the infrastructure doesn't exist for people to be completely independent of fossil fuels. Nor can there be when people like you are duped into denying man-made effects on climate by the very industries that profit from their use. Again, educate yourself and stop being a sheep.
@XxUrSoLoStxX The only point you have is the one on your head. You're the one in the hole if you're denying the truth (and inventing hypocrisy to put on someone else). Again, moron, solving this problem is going to involve EVERYONE acknowledging it exists. But you'll continue to hold onto faulty theories because you're a sheep.
@annielfc diapers are in aisle one go help yourself, you fail. Comment removed is always the sign of a looser. Go cry a river to someone you cares about what you have to say.
@XxUrSoLoStxX I made my point. Man-made climate change, the only one that people with a modicum of intelligence care about, exists. You can continue to deny it or you can get a clue. Trying to change the conversation to imaginary hypocrisy doesn't hide the fact that you're an uninformed sheep. By all means, feel free to post after this 15 times to feel like you've won.
@annielfc Humans are pumping a minor greenhouse gas into the atmosphere. That does not mean that the global warming trend of the past century is caused by man (keep in mind that there are many things that effect the climate and some of them are poorly understood and poorly modeled by scientists, like clouds, ocean currents, and glaciers). It doesn't mean that we're melting the ice caps.
@annielfc You guys want to use "climate change" because it's vague. You can blame any change in the climate on man, and as long as it seems unusual people won't bother asking for evidence that mankind has anything to do with it. You're just playing on people's fear and ignorance. You blame polar ice caps melting and sea level rises on mankind but there's zero evidence for it.
@PissedFechtmeister On the contrary, credible scientists use "climate change" because there is LOTS of evidence of man's impact on it - in the ice caps, whose changes can be measured over millenia, for example, and the large, measurable volumes of greenhouses gases that we put into the atmosphere on the regular. You can choose to ignore it and believe that we don't need to change our ways, but it proves that you guys are the ones depending on ignorance to protect the status quo.
@annielfc I note that you didn't provide any evidence that man is causing the polar ice caps to melt. It's a common tactic amongst Global Warming Hystericists. You guys make bold claims and hope that people are scientifically illiterate and sufficiently afraid to buy into it without evidence. Same thing happened with Larsen Ice Shelf B. It was blamed on global warming and then scientists actually looked at the evidence, which showed that it had been melting for millenia.
@PissedFechtmeister The National Snow and Ice Data Center (visit their site) gives evidence that the polar ice caps are melting and not regenerating at the rate that they have done for millenia. I also noticed that you claim that we're putting a "minor" greenhouse gas into the atmosphere and said nothing about the volumes in which we're doing it. That, to me, is proof as to how your side ignores evidence to protect the status quo.
@annielfc Great, so the polar ice caps are melting. Now prove that it's because of humans. That's where the Global Warming Hystericists fail. CO2 is a minor greenhouse gas. The atmosphere is only about 0.05% CO2. In the past CO2 levels have been as much as 25 times that much (all naturally).
@PissedFechtmeister Here's where you fail. Missing from the stats you just posted is what people add to the atmosphere everyday. The EPA reports CO2 made up 84.8% of all man-made emissions in 2006 and most of it was from fossil fuel combustion at a whopping 5,637.9 Tg. That's just in the US alone. Add to it numbers from other countries with outdated technology and lower emission standards and that "minor" greenhouse gas causes major problems for the environment. See next post.
@PissedFechtmeister The bottom line is the only way you can prove (to yourselves) that man's activities have no negative effects on the climate is to ignore what contradicts you and claim there is no evidence. I'm done with this. You can have the last word - as meaningless as it will be at this point.
Good luck with the show on Tuesday! Just in case, you might want to get some good responses ready for hecklers. I'm sure you have some good ones from the past that you've used for trolls here on youtube.
I gotta say - I'm getting sick of people saying "belief" in evolution.
I don't "believe" 152 x 32 = 4864. I KNOW it does - because I studied how math works. Same as I don't "believe" in evolution. I KNOW how evolution works because I took the time to study it.
Science replaces the need for beliefs with verifiable knowledge. Science is polar opposite to belief.
@TheHigherVoltage There's nothing incompatable between saying that you believe in evolution and that you know that evolution happens. In fact it's the Creationists who have the problem because they know that evolution happens (which they must because no one who spends so much time arguing about the issue can be ignorant about that) but don't believe that it happens.
So the prize committee for probably the first comedic social commentator in the US can't take a joke when it points out the stupidity of right wing nut jobs?
I could see how PBS would cut this political commentary since the "public broadcasting" networks have been getting flack for being a bit biased lately, and their public funding could be in jeapordy. That's not to say that I agree with it in this case, I mean you're giving the woman an award for being funny and then you censor all the comedy out of her speech? That's ridiculous.
Listen: Be careful Tuesday. Stand up is not YouTube. That shit iz sKAri ! Fur realz. You get some drunken frat boy pissed off they will try and wring ur neck
Sarah Palin gets foreign policy advice from Rockefeller point man Henry Kissinger, Obama gets foreign policy advice from Rockefeller point man Brezinski oh yeah and Kissinger too. God love freedom of choice.
good luck with the stand up! presidents? they promise, get in then lie and break all promises while being told what to do. everyone goes "boooo hisss" then they rally behind the next puppet which reigns the next round of war and destruction. note 'first black president' followed by 'first woman president' - the system is rolling out like clockwork :)
Goddamn, I hope Palin wins the primary. She'd go down like Christine O'Donnell.
I can't say I agree with all the crazy talk about Palin being electable. Her nomination would drive more opposition in a panic to the polls than those who would support her.
Good luck with your stand up routine Davis. Remember, even the greats started off small. Hell, Jim Carey bombed several times in stand up until he got on In Living Color. But I think you'll do well.
@wiz9496 Oh yeah? I guess I missed your years of stand up experience that placed you in the position of being able to judge the stand up routines of people who, and please correct me if I'm wrong Davis, have never done stand up before. Would you care to provide us with videos of your immensely hilarious comedy routines? I think we'd all be interested in seeing them.
@LordSaber I'm 42 years old and have seen and heard a lot of comedy. Enough to make a judgment on this dick's talent, and I find he has none. So there.
@wiz9496 Oh sure, I'll take the word of an anonymous troll as a scale to judge someone's talent. That sounds like a wonderful idea. I mean it's not like he said that it would be his FIRST try at stand up. Oh wait...
You're 42? Well congratulations, that fact alone is comical when considering your words.
@wiz9496 Hmm, someone brought up homosexuality and it wasn't me. Psychology suggests that the person who brought it up, has a fascination about it. Do you know what that means?
@XxUrSoLoStxX You know, I didn't realize that your username was wiz9496. I suppose multiple accounts is beneficial for large scale trolling and insulting when you have nothing but time on your hands, what with the immensely rewarding lack of an actual life you possess.
@XxUrSoLoStxX It isn't? Then I'm confused. If your name isn't wiz9496, why then were you replying to a comment I made to wiz9496? Things that make you go hmmm.
@XxUrSoLoStxX Oh I see. So you were defending wiz9496 from prejudice or personal attack yes? You agree with his attempted insult utilizing sexual orientation as a means to attack a person and thus felt it was prudent for you to come to his aid when that attempt was countered in a way you disagreed with? Does that about sum it up?
@XxUrSoLoStxX So in avoiding an actual response to my queries, you feel that you have now moved into a position where you can use the "Pot calling the Kettle black" metaphor and believe that not only are you correct, but that I was in fact acting as wiz9496 was, and prejudging his talents and stating that he was inferior in comedic talent. as opposed to what you were doing which was correct and appropriate in attempting to use nationality as an insult?
@XxUrSoLoStxX Ah, so you see yourself as an all-knowing being yes? Would you be willing to show us pictures of the tribal effigies that exist around the world in your honor?
I remember when I was little and would wake up with hair that looked like yours.. my Mom would tell me to go and comb it before I left for school..
MrMeanderthal 7 months ago
Sarah Palin is thick, mentally deranged and unfit to to run a pea bug rally.. Oh and Bachman is worse!
whiskasalpha 7 months ago
Ummm, i just have to say that georgie flightsuit bush was even "braindeader" than ronnie pruneface reagan. Well at least until the last year or two of reagan's tenure when he lapsed into pretty serious dementia.
43g30g 1 year ago
Go get 'em dude, I just started doing stand up this year, I've been playing the Comedy Store (9 shows now) on Sunset blvd and the Improv (1 show so far) and a bunch of little places all over Hollywood. - Hope your show went well on the 23rd, it's about as much fun as you can have in public without getting arrested. / but then again, with you're material and right wing cops you might get a little of each. - check out my page and let me know what you think
Dahgrostabphri 1 year ago
if you believe in evolution, you are a drooling, mind controlled, idiot.
ddamico3 1 year ago
3:20 begins genius! well writen!
leftgreenthumb 1 year ago
Climate change is natural and is nothing new. Man made global warming on the other hand is a bs scam. Let me get this right, it's hot in the summer and cold in the winter, go figure. There goes that obama amnesia again.
XxUrSoLoStxX 1 year ago
@XxUrSoLoStxX 70 degrees in November in Colorado. Thirty years ago you might've gotten a couple in October, but we didn't have any cold weather until about the 10th. Climate change is natural, but it takes centuries, not a quarter of one. We are increasing our pollution by unchecked use of fossil fuels (and no real alternatives that have been put out. Whatever happened to solar?) - and if you think that 6,000,000,000+ humans have no effect on their environment, you're high.
mexcurmudgeon 1 year ago
@mexcurmudgeon the planet is doing fine, we're all fucked. Famous words of George Carlin. We're just a speck in the history of this planet, this planet has been through far worse. Feed al gore. If you think money will solve any problem then you're high.
XxUrSoLoStxX 1 year ago
@mexcurmudgeon todays news, Nov 23rd 2010, northeast freezes as blizzard roars through. Who would have thought that it snows in the winter, especially where it usually snows?
XxUrSoLoStxX 1 year ago
democrats will not save you. they are essentially republicans in disguise. have to dismantle the corporate paradigm to get anywhere, and that's just the first step. democrats will never ever ever do this because like obama, every democrat will be bought and paid for by corporations......
machogun 1 year ago
Good luck on your first gig man!
downhill240 1 year ago
Sorry dude, but your credibility as a critical thinker or as even someone smarter than Palin went out the window after that last embarrassing 9/11 denialist video. Say, maybe the world's really flat and it's just George Bush lying to us that it's round.
mjr256 1 year ago
Actually, you're wrong, there is no way Palin can be in charge in 2012. Cuz if she wins the election, she'll still have to wait till January. humm, d'you think if Palin wins, there'll finally be a liberal uprising? Somehow, I'm not sure if people will stand by this time. But I could be wrong.
And one more thing, I'm not sure if I understood you correctly, since you talk fast (maybe we could do a fundraiser selling used cars?), but did you imply that Willow Palin is homophobic? I hope not...
Brandt761 1 year ago
Half of the Americans are brain dead, as you can see they have elected the Republicans to lead the country. I don't think it would be a surprise if Sarah Palin is elected as the next President. Americans are so ignorant and don't realise that their country is already been sold to Internationl Corporations, including their homes and nothing is going to change America, whoever they elect into office.
franklindavid 1 year ago
If Mrs. Palin actually ends up being the Republican nominee, I will eat my hat. (But because I think they may actually be capable of such inanity, I'm only putting the one made of chocolate on the table.) Kick ass at the show. D!
Elaina43 1 year ago
I'm finding this SHTF stuff strangely amusing...
audadvnc 1 year ago
You make me laugh so much mate! Keep it up! :)
Rev
RevMooFoo 1 year ago
What is really scary is that I wouldn't be surprised if Palin wins as America IS BRAIN DEAD! Not to mention the Brain Dead Democratic party who place PELOSI back as minority whip! Jesus Horatio Christ top all the Martha's out there!,
Beadbud5000 1 year ago
there's an ad on your chin.
oldhacks 1 year ago
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sarah palin is more woman than you'll ever be davis.....HAHAH! dont be jealous.
secretsquirrell13 1 year ago
"Paying for their own"..... what? I can't hear that :(
10thAngel 1 year ago
@10thAngel rape kit.
aestevalis0 1 year ago
@aestevalis0 rape... kit? kid?
what?
10thAngel 1 year ago
@10thAngel Kit. It's what forensics uses to collect evidence in sexual assault cases.
aestevalis0 1 year ago
Why the heck would anyone vote for someone so out of touch with reality, that they neither realise that evolution is fact nor that climate change is real. This just help perpetuate the stereotype that Americans are stupid.
I mean, I have nothing against people being religious as I am fra from antitheistic, but the Bible(In fact, this goes for all religions I can think off) is a poor guide for how to run a country. What's next, a flat-earthers going to get voted in. They still exist you know.
ArachCobra 1 year ago
Stop it! You're really freaking me out. If she wins, I'm moving, and I'm in CANADA!
paradigm71 1 year ago
Is it in your budget to fly me from Edmonton to there? I somehow doubt it.
Xerxes4242 1 year ago
knock them conscious, dude ;) start with slacktivism... or a proposition for a 24h right to change your vote in elections (after seeing the results)... infinite regression... permalections... ok, i'll stop now, good fluck and break your funny bone!
jogayot 1 year ago
I would. Frequently.
ourben 1 year ago
A vote for Sarah Palin is a vote against America
wnnw98 1 year ago
Yes,
I want to see your stand up. I can forward it to a friend at the studios.
Hey, who knows, maybe I can even get those Chilean miners to praise you on CNN Heros. Think I'm kidding?
toeg1 1 year ago
@toeg1 No. I don't think you are kidding. I share the stand up w. you and everyone.
davisfleetwood 1 year ago
The thing which bothers me is do Americans understand sarcasm or irony, i once said something i thought would get a laugh from some nice american religous people visiting the UK, not fundamentalists, they were a mixture of black and white young people but the silence was deafening, man i hope your audience Davis are more alive. I did see a huge pice of Graffiti on the side of a NY building with a upright rat holding a suitcase of money and some wording saying Let them Eat Crack, that was cool
womblefree 1 year ago
Good luck with the comedy routine.
rlwalker2 1 year ago
good luck!
5233484 1 year ago
Tina Fey ROCKS!
idontcare80 1 year ago
Good luck Davis! I'm sure you'll do fine...probably...hopefully. lol, j/k. :)
transendingtime 1 year ago
Be careful.
Comedy is tragedy if done badly.
No one wants to watch a comic flame out.
That said, go for it.
There is no higher calling than to make tragedy into comedy.
wmg111 1 year ago
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@wmg111 do you like bill hicks?
opti95 1 year ago
Gerrymandering was/is actually more of a Democratic thang.
Anyway, good luck, knock em dead.
Hope to see you on the right side of history and truth one day - ah fuck it, I'd still watch.
Now get back in your mom's basement you NWO shill.
jag10 1 year ago
Dennis, if you are going into the world of stand-up comedy. I would encourage you to listen to the WTF podcast by Marc Marion. They talk to working comedians about the craft and it will help you in your journey. Best of luck to you!
dwbear7 1 year ago
Palin is the reason Obama is in the Whitehouse now! I guess she is even more ignorant than I thought.
amberview30 1 year ago
That IS what the Mayans were talking about!!!! They played soccer, long before soccer was invented, just to prove it to us. Palin will bust in 2012, there is no way she would beat Obama.
NavarCrowbarr 1 year ago
@NavarCrowbarr
I sure hope you're right, because if that moron ever becomes the President of the USA, the entire world is in serious trouble.
Textra1 1 year ago
@Textra1 If she ever becomes president-elect, I'll make it my mission in life to do the world a service and throw myself at her with a bomb strapped to my chest to make sure she doesn't actually make it to 2012.
tremedar 1 year ago
@tremedar And people say the right is extreme.
newart2004 1 year ago
@newart2004 Who said I'm on the left? Besides, she's no republican, she's a theocrat disguised as one.
tremedar 1 year ago
i so wish i could make it..... let me know when ur giged at a club in Vancouver <3
Poisonfrogg 1 year ago
I pray Sarah runs for President. That would be manna from heaven.
She'll tear the Republican party apart and will be clobbered by Obama.
How did her endorsements for O'Donnell, Angle & "Miller" work out? Even Alaska can't stomach her anymore.
She's riding her 15 minutes of fame to $50 million+, that's all.
I pray Palin runs!
goog2k 1 year ago 2
@goog2k She has to win the primaries first. Let's hope she makes it through that otherwise it wouldn't be as much fun. ;-P
amberview30 1 year ago
@amberview30 She just "might" be able to win the primaries - just because all of the other Republicans are such losers.
Oh, please, please, please!
goog2k 1 year ago
@goog2k Hmm. I might register as republican so I can vote in our primaries this year. I registered as independent and pretty much only get to vote in the main election. I'd love to help her win the primaries. muaaahhh haaa I'd really hate it if it back fired and she actually did get voted in.
amberview30 1 year ago
Buck up, Davis. We've got a year to get our shit together. And I really think we will. The working class can't take much more abuse and the slackass latte liberals had a HUGE wake up call after Jon Stewart's feckless litlte pow-wow. We'll be ready in 2012.
TruthDevours 1 year ago
@TruthDevours
P.S. Of all the shit you've done to make money. Stand-up. You must feel like a fucking idiot for not doing this earlier. Oblivious to the obvious. Hey, we didn't think of it either. Seriously, Bill Hicks would stand in the freezing cold to see that shit. I think you're finally going wedge your way into mainstream infotainment dude. Wish I could be there. Knock'em dead, Fleetwood.
TruthDevours 1 year ago
It would be really good for Tina Fey and your careers davisfleetwood. Think of all the comedic material you would have.
Leftwing, socialist, commie, faggie, basterey. I agree - faggie like the South Park definition of Harley riders. Someone who makes a lot obnoxious noise in order to get attention.
The Earth is 4.5 - 5 billion years old. There is no God in the biblical sense. Climate change is a joke. Charlatans, priest & witchdoctors have been using the same trick for eons you plebes.
tstatech 1 year ago
I see what you did there. :)
triftenC 1 year ago
Unless I'm mistaken, I'm sure you've mentioned before you dislike Colbert's and Stewart's reign they have over the political media. However I have a feeling if you try stand up and succeed, you'll be a potentially better version of those two, mainly Stewart. Best of luck, can't wait to see the video.
Geoshi 1 year ago
You're Gonna Rock the Gotham Davis...Wish I could be there to see it!!!
diamondsilk2000 1 year ago
Great video. One of your best. I share your angst. And to think, I almost went to NYC this weekend. Dang it.
slamPUPPET 1 year ago
Gah. I'll be back in Detroit that day for the Thanksgiving Holiday trip & all.
Meh.
romaczech75 1 year ago
good luck mofo : )
7thDayAtheist 1 year ago
If I still lived in NYC, I'd check out your act in a second. Cheers, bud.
grungefreak10 1 year ago
Sarah Palin?.....sounds like the George Bush "presidency" all over again.
...or illegal occupation, yes the I'm talking about the election....and the Iraq Afghanistan religious war.
your right, either way this is bad and they're both morons.
surfjacobson1 1 year ago
Davis, will you post the video of your comedy debut? Those of us who can't make it would like to see it....
OregonDARRYL 1 year ago 2
@OregonDARRYL Yes - I will post it on the new channel that will launch in december.... stay tuned....
davisfleetwood 1 year ago 5
Misleading title, Fey is as sane and funny as ever.
mistacramer 1 year ago
@mistacramer read it again dude.
leftgreenthumb 1 year ago
Nobody denies climate change. Really Davis, you're smarter than that.
PissedFechtmeister 1 year ago
@PissedFechtmeister Really? You are joking, right? The source I mention is true. I'll post a link in the vidoe description for you
davisfleetwood 1 year ago 2
@davisfleetwood You are correct! Both Canada and the US are doubling back on their respective climate bills!
leftgreenthumb 1 year ago
@davisfleetwood
So what? You don't pick on all those followers of the Gore religion.
jcvjcvjcvjcv 1 year ago
@davisfleetwood PissedFechmeister may be talking about natural climate change vs anthropogenic climate change
anwyll 1 year ago
@davisfleetwood "climatebrad" channel has some good examples of Shimkus' idiocy. He's in the pocket of Peabody coal, one of the biggest funder's of climate denial propoganda.
Tapecutter59 1 year ago
@davisfleetwood I repeat, nobody says that the climate doesn't change.
PissedFechtmeister 1 year ago
@davisfleetwood Note that Shimkus doesn't say that the climate doesn't change. He doesn't believe in anthropogenic global warming, which is not at all the same thing as saying that the climate doesn't change.
PissedFechtmeister 1 year ago
@PissedFechtmeister This is an example of not being able to see the forest for all those pesky trees. "Climate change," as it's used by most people, refers to the drastic effects on climate from anthropogenic sources. So yes, it's a fair statement to say that Shimkus doesn't believe in "climate change." Seriously, there would be no point in talking about it at all if there wasn't evidence that man-made pollutants affected our climate.
annielfc 1 year ago
@annielfc That's just bad terminology, though it makes for great propaganda. If you mean Athropogenic Global Warming then call it that. And calling us "deniers" is a great way of associating us with holocaust denial. Again, propaganda. That's what the AGW movement has to stoop to.
PissedFechtmeister 1 year ago
@PissedFechtmeister We're talking climate, and you just pulled "the Holocaust" out of your rear so you could associate me with a word I didn't use. Now who's really into propaganda here? The credible majority of the scientific community on the subject stopped using the term "global warming" a long time ago in recognition that man-made activities affect record freezing patterns as well. Calling it AGW (cute, really) just serves the purposes of the "Look, it's cold so they must be lying" crowd.
annielfc 1 year ago
@annielfc I'm not the one who invented the phrase "climate change denier". It's the proponents of AGW who did. Maybe you guys adopted "climate change" in recognition of the fact that global warming has stopped and there was never any evidence that man is responsible.
PissedFechtmeister 1 year ago
@PissedFechtmeister The polar ice caps are melting; a huge chunk of Greenland became an iceberg, and water levels are rising. Yes, I have labels for people who deny man's impact on climate and they have a lot less syllables. I explained why credible scientists use "climate change" and I also explained why people on your side of the debate stick with "global warming." Bottom line is that you'll hold onto any argument, no matter how faulty, that allows you to hold on to your way of life.
annielfc 1 year ago
@annielfc Is the planet really in trouble or are we? Prove that man has made the ice caps melt. Next thing you'll say is santa is real just because. What is the government spraying in the sky and why are they doing it? Climate change is real and natural but man made global warming, well i'll leave that to the santa believers.
XxUrSoLoStxX 1 year ago
@XxUrSoLoStxX Not a bright question as the planet's fate is connected with ours. There's countless information (for those who choose not to be willfully ignorant) about how man's fossil fuel-burning activities create emissions that trap heat in our atmosphere, thereby changing normal climate patterns. Scientists are able to track the effects in the ice caps over time. In the face of so much evidence, you look more like the Santa believer than me.
annielfc 1 year ago
@annielfc You believe in the hockey stick. What fossil fuel are they using where you live to make it possible to have electricity so you can post hypocritical rhetoric on youtube? Be the example and stop using fossil fuel, if you're not part of the solution then you're part of the problem. Man made global warming is bs propaganda.
XxUrSoLoStxX 1 year ago
@XxUrSoLoStxX How 'bout coal? By the way, HALF OF ALL ELECTRICITY used in this country comes from coal. Coal is a fossil fuel, didn't you know? The average 6th grader knows that. Here's something else you probably didn't realize - most automobiles on the planet's roads run on gasoline produced from refined oil (also a fossil fuel). So Captain Ignorant, you can become part of the solution and educate yourself before presuming to know what is propaganda and what isn't.
annielfc 1 year ago
@annielfc Are you an idiot? I just told you what kind of fossil fuel as in fossil fuel, you idiot.
XxUrSoLoStxX 1 year ago
@XxUrSoLoStxX Grade schoolers can express themselves in writing better than you can. Maybe you should consider going back to school (and learn something this time). The stupidity in your suggestion is that the infrastructure doesn't exist for people to be completely independent of fossil fuels. Nor can there be when people like you are duped into denying man-made effects on climate by the very industries that profit from their use. Again, educate yourself and stop being a sheep.
annielfc 1 year ago
@annielfc you fail.
XxUrSoLoStxX 1 year ago
@annielfc point the finger and blame everyone else. You'll always complain but never be the example.
XxUrSoLoStxX 1 year ago
@annielfc a sheep like yourself believe that money and al gore are the solution.
XxUrSoLoStxX 1 year ago
@annielfc Be the example and stop using what you love to hate. I on the other hand, will use it, with no guilt. Your hypocrisy is beyond repair.
XxUrSoLoStxX 1 year ago
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annielfc 1 year ago
@annielfc that's right go back into your hole.
XxUrSoLoStxX 1 year ago
@XxUrSoLoStxX The only point you have is the one on your head. You're the one in the hole if you're denying the truth (and inventing hypocrisy to put on someone else). Again, moron, solving this problem is going to involve EVERYONE acknowledging it exists. But you'll continue to hold onto faulty theories because you're a sheep.
annielfc 1 year ago
@annielfc diapers are in aisle one go help yourself, you fail. Comment removed is always the sign of a looser. Go cry a river to someone you cares about what you have to say.
XxUrSoLoStxX 1 year ago
@XxUrSoLoStxX I made my point. Man-made climate change, the only one that people with a modicum of intelligence care about, exists. You can continue to deny it or you can get a clue. Trying to change the conversation to imaginary hypocrisy doesn't hide the fact that you're an uninformed sheep. By all means, feel free to post after this 15 times to feel like you've won.
annielfc 1 year ago
fail
XxUrSoLoStxX 1 year ago
@annielfc Humans are pumping a minor greenhouse gas into the atmosphere. That does not mean that the global warming trend of the past century is caused by man (keep in mind that there are many things that effect the climate and some of them are poorly understood and poorly modeled by scientists, like clouds, ocean currents, and glaciers). It doesn't mean that we're melting the ice caps.
PissedFechtmeister 1 year ago
@annielfc You guys want to use "climate change" because it's vague. You can blame any change in the climate on man, and as long as it seems unusual people won't bother asking for evidence that mankind has anything to do with it. You're just playing on people's fear and ignorance. You blame polar ice caps melting and sea level rises on mankind but there's zero evidence for it.
PissedFechtmeister 1 year ago
@PissedFechtmeister On the contrary, credible scientists use "climate change" because there is LOTS of evidence of man's impact on it - in the ice caps, whose changes can be measured over millenia, for example, and the large, measurable volumes of greenhouses gases that we put into the atmosphere on the regular. You can choose to ignore it and believe that we don't need to change our ways, but it proves that you guys are the ones depending on ignorance to protect the status quo.
annielfc 1 year ago
@annielfc I note that you didn't provide any evidence that man is causing the polar ice caps to melt. It's a common tactic amongst Global Warming Hystericists. You guys make bold claims and hope that people are scientifically illiterate and sufficiently afraid to buy into it without evidence. Same thing happened with Larsen Ice Shelf B. It was blamed on global warming and then scientists actually looked at the evidence, which showed that it had been melting for millenia.
PissedFechtmeister 1 year ago
@PissedFechtmeister The National Snow and Ice Data Center (visit their site) gives evidence that the polar ice caps are melting and not regenerating at the rate that they have done for millenia. I also noticed that you claim that we're putting a "minor" greenhouse gas into the atmosphere and said nothing about the volumes in which we're doing it. That, to me, is proof as to how your side ignores evidence to protect the status quo.
annielfc 1 year ago
@annielfc Great, so the polar ice caps are melting. Now prove that it's because of humans. That's where the Global Warming Hystericists fail. CO2 is a minor greenhouse gas. The atmosphere is only about 0.05% CO2. In the past CO2 levels have been as much as 25 times that much (all naturally).
PissedFechtmeister 1 year ago
@PissedFechtmeister Here's where you fail. Missing from the stats you just posted is what people add to the atmosphere everyday. The EPA reports CO2 made up 84.8% of all man-made emissions in 2006 and most of it was from fossil fuel combustion at a whopping 5,637.9 Tg. That's just in the US alone. Add to it numbers from other countries with outdated technology and lower emission standards and that "minor" greenhouse gas causes major problems for the environment. See next post.
annielfc 1 year ago
@PissedFechtmeister The bottom line is the only way you can prove (to yourselves) that man's activities have no negative effects on the climate is to ignore what contradicts you and claim there is no evidence. I'm done with this. You can have the last word - as meaningless as it will be at this point.
annielfc 1 year ago
@PissedFechtmeister I say it's happening, but how much is our fault? Adapt instead of... "NO MORE OIL OMG".. ok?
Xerxes4242 1 year ago
@PissedFechtmeister HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sssackaj 1 year ago
If I lived anywhere near NY City I would pay to see the show. Unfortunately a 3,000 mile trip for 10 minutes of comedy isn't in my budget. :P
village1diot 1 year ago
You'll do well-- lots of talent in that handsome head. Wish I could see your performance.
Tina Fey rocks-- actually, it's her success that is good for all women.
julsHz 1 year ago
viewing you from across the pond:
Are you keeping the real news to your self , I mean if those news are real
and not virtual reality the political comedians ends up committing mass murder
by laughing at the material so generously handed out by your politicians.
jipersson 1 year ago
Good luck with the show on Tuesday! Just in case, you might want to get some good responses ready for hecklers. I'm sure you have some good ones from the past that you've used for trolls here on youtube.
Jamesmandana 1 year ago
Will the performance be available online?
ZanyAnton 1 year ago
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NitroxideHS 1 year ago
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NitroxideHS 1 year ago
Gotta work that nite but I wish you the best when you take the stage.
pakratmak 1 year ago
I gotta say - I'm getting sick of people saying "belief" in evolution.
I don't "believe" 152 x 32 = 4864. I KNOW it does - because I studied how math works. Same as I don't "believe" in evolution. I KNOW how evolution works because I took the time to study it.
Science replaces the need for beliefs with verifiable knowledge. Science is polar opposite to belief.
TheHigherVoltage 1 year ago 2
@TheHigherVoltage There's nothing incompatable between saying that you believe in evolution and that you know that evolution happens. In fact it's the Creationists who have the problem because they know that evolution happens (which they must because no one who spends so much time arguing about the issue can be ignorant about that) but don't believe that it happens.
PissedFechtmeister 1 year ago
Look up George Carlin and Bill Hicks if you haven't already.
ZanyAnton 1 year ago
So the prize committee for probably the first comedic social commentator in the US can't take a joke when it points out the stupidity of right wing nut jobs?
torqueman6 1 year ago
i love your videos :)
impulsetospit 1 year ago 2
Jerrymandering has been around forever. It's technically unconstitutional.
EvilKarmaAngel 1 year ago
I hope you have a blast even if it's a disaster, and then don't chicken out. This sounds like a good start.
furetosan 1 year ago
I could see how PBS would cut this political commentary since the "public broadcasting" networks have been getting flack for being a bit biased lately, and their public funding could be in jeapordy. That's not to say that I agree with it in this case, I mean you're giving the woman an award for being funny and then you censor all the comedy out of her speech? That's ridiculous.
eluminated 1 year ago
Too many people blowing hot air.
EvanLovesWhiskey 1 year ago
GOOD !
Let a woman fuck things up for a change.
tyrbolo 1 year ago
C'mon Davis, don't discourage Sarah from running! SNL will have a Tina Fey/Sarah Palin skit every episode!
RadarKat73080 1 year ago
RON PAUL 2012
nottinmatterz2day 1 year ago
perform live as a comedian?
nottinmatterz2day 1 year ago
You look like A.J. from the Sopranos.........to me anyway.....LOL
RobNLynchburgVA 1 year ago
looking at you buddy is good evidence that evolution, if true, is not such a good thing
do something about your hair! it looks like a biker bitch's pussy following a gang bang at the ole clubhouse, know what I mean?
genie0390 1 year ago
Tina just gained a lot more respect from me.
allenrw3 1 year ago
Listen: Be careful Tuesday. Stand up is not YouTube. That shit iz sKAri ! Fur realz. You get some drunken frat boy pissed off they will try and wring ur neck
sunflower1997 1 year ago
Sarah Palin gets foreign policy advice from Rockefeller point man Henry Kissinger, Obama gets foreign policy advice from Rockefeller point man Brezinski oh yeah and Kissinger too. God love freedom of choice.
dolphwong 1 year ago
If Palin and Obama both run for president in 2012, I'm voting for whoever else is running!
GunOwnerDan 1 year ago
@GunOwnerDan Danald Trump said he is running....
sunflower1997 1 year ago
I see someone aiming for the dailyshow, I know cuz I am a gamer.
TheBlaspheemer 1 year ago
good luck with the stand up! presidents? they promise, get in then lie and break all promises while being told what to do. everyone goes "boooo hisss" then they rally behind the next puppet which reigns the next round of war and destruction. note 'first black president' followed by 'first woman president' - the system is rolling out like clockwork :)
JDurden33 1 year ago
Davis you need to stop whining about obama and palin and come up with new material. You love to hate them.
XxUrSoLoStxX 1 year ago
"Hussein Palin" LOL
testing4echo 1 year ago
I think Sarah Palin could win in 2012 unfortunately...
People are idiots.
bdriz16 1 year ago
@bdriz16 You know what, you're right. we know that 98% of Texas will vote for her.
hildegain 1 year ago
Great writing, Dennis! And break a leg!
Gimmeabreakman 1 year ago
*starting to build a underground bunker*.
TonPappa 1 year ago
She got the Twain award? She's never written anything of worth.
Rensune 1 year ago
Goddamn, I hope Palin wins the primary. She'd go down like Christine O'Donnell.
I can't say I agree with all the crazy talk about Palin being electable. Her nomination would drive more opposition in a panic to the polls than those who would support her.
brandnutopian 1 year ago
dude, the earth is only 4.5 billion years old, not 6! LOL.
chinh101 1 year ago
@chinh101
He knows that. That's why he did that headshake at 2:54 . 6000 or 6 billion years old sounds better than 6000 or 4.5 billion years old.
3rkid2 1 year ago
who cares about Palin
marniespeaks 1 year ago
I Want To GO! I live in KS though :'(
faeryfirefly 1 year ago
Just face it. Sarah Palin is going to be President and the world will end. NO HOPE LEFT AAAHHHHHH
Ujikaweapon1 1 year ago
Good luck with your stand up routine Davis. Remember, even the greats started off small. Hell, Jim Carey bombed several times in stand up until he got on In Living Color. But I think you'll do well.
LordSaber 1 year ago
@LordSaber Don't lie to him. You'll only encourage him.
wiz9496 1 year ago
@wiz9496 Lie to him?
LordSaber 1 year ago
@LordSaber Yeah, HE SUCKS!!!
wiz9496 1 year ago
@wiz9496 Oh yeah? I guess I missed your years of stand up experience that placed you in the position of being able to judge the stand up routines of people who, and please correct me if I'm wrong Davis, have never done stand up before. Would you care to provide us with videos of your immensely hilarious comedy routines? I think we'd all be interested in seeing them.
LordSaber 1 year ago
@LordSaber I'm 42 years old and have seen and heard a lot of comedy. Enough to make a judgment on this dick's talent, and I find he has none. So there.
wiz9496 1 year ago
@wiz9496 Oh sure, I'll take the word of an anonymous troll as a scale to judge someone's talent. That sounds like a wonderful idea. I mean it's not like he said that it would be his FIRST try at stand up. Oh wait...
You're 42? Well congratulations, that fact alone is comical when considering your words.
LordSaber 1 year ago
@LordSaber What? Are you in love with the guy? Jeez! That's disgusting!
wiz9496 1 year ago
@wiz9496 Hmm, someone brought up homosexuality and it wasn't me. Psychology suggests that the person who brought it up, has a fascination about it. Do you know what that means?
LordSaber 1 year ago
@LordSaber the childish, whoever smelt it dealt it.
XxUrSoLoStxX 1 year ago
@XxUrSoLoStxX You know, I didn't realize that your username was wiz9496. I suppose multiple accounts is beneficial for large scale trolling and insulting when you have nothing but time on your hands, what with the immensely rewarding lack of an actual life you possess.
LordSaber 1 year ago
@LordSaber it's not but go ahead and assume.
XxUrSoLoStxX 1 year ago
@XxUrSoLoStxX It isn't? Then I'm confused. If your name isn't wiz9496, why then were you replying to a comment I made to wiz9496? Things that make you go hmmm.
LordSaber 1 year ago
@LordSaber so speaking up for someone makes you go hmmmm? Why are you speaking for Davis then? Now I can go hmmm.
XxUrSoLoStxX 1 year ago
@XxUrSoLoStxX Oh I see. So you were defending wiz9496 from prejudice or personal attack yes? You agree with his attempted insult utilizing sexual orientation as a means to attack a person and thus felt it was prudent for you to come to his aid when that attempt was countered in a way you disagreed with? Does that about sum it up?
LordSaber 1 year ago
@LordSaber the same can be said towards you.
XxUrSoLoStxX 1 year ago
@XxUrSoLoStxX So in avoiding an actual response to my queries, you feel that you have now moved into a position where you can use the "Pot calling the Kettle black" metaphor and believe that not only are you correct, but that I was in fact acting as wiz9496 was, and prejudging his talents and stating that he was inferior in comedic talent. as opposed to what you were doing which was correct and appropriate in attempting to use nationality as an insult?
LordSaber 1 year ago
@LordSaber I'm always correct and so are you.
XxUrSoLoStxX 1 year ago
@XxUrSoLoStxX Ah, so you see yourself as an all-knowing being yes? Would you be willing to show us pictures of the tribal effigies that exist around the world in your honor?
LordSaber 1 year ago