Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

[Izayoiaki24]

When the sequel inevitably comes out, the review had better be all haiku.

[Nettsapi]

bravo bravo!

[Rox159th]

You should do limerick-style reviews more often.

[Irethy1625]

Indeed.

[PauseForGames]

I literally pissed myself laughing. Off to change my shorts and to wipe down my PC chair...

[DrakorWolf]

This is the best review ever. XD

[musicmayhemmainiac]

i have never liked rhyme so much, you git

[1231231232972]

almost classic poetry))

[maverickmueller]

Oh my goodness. Well done, Yahtzee

[Untellectual]

Silly Yahtzee is just spoilt. I think this game is awesome fun; how many other games let you run around in slow motion, beating people to death with giant mallets?

Not many, I tell you.

[joshscorcher]

@Untellectual

Fable. Okami. Devil May Cry.

[ShadowScorpios]

@Untellectual slow motion: A portion of Conkers bad fur day and SSBB vs mode

Hammers: All of the smash bros games, Zelda phantom hourglass, and a crap ton of cartoony beat-em ups.

[nintendonut999]

I wonder how long it took him to write this review...

[shadowhexogram]

@nintendonut999 Well a week I would think after all he only has a week to make a review for a game. Although one time he mentioned that he needed another week to full review mass effect 2 so I dunno.

[123456supersunny]

YESSSSS! YAHTZEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[CSterrorist]

@xlr8103 Cool pi, bro.

[VoreTechz1985]

LOL! That was the most original game interview i have ever seen. XD

[Vault101Reject]

I actually had a bit of fun with this..

[Apparoid]

This was the greatest review of all time, I love it.

But Yahtzee,

you slick internet paparazzi,

Isn't it fun

to stick the butt of a gun

up the ass of a goose-stepping Nazi?

[aidanivesdavis]

Where the fuck else can you learn vocab through video game reviews?

[JBDiamondCutter]

I think you will find that during the second world war that King George VI was in fact ruler of the United Kingdom not as you erroneously stated Queen Elizabeth

[Apparoid]

@JBDiamondCutter GEORGE DOESN'T RHYME.

[toSTONEiGO]

this was GENUIUS

[DeathandGrim2]

He could be a rapper

Yahtzee > anybody from Young Money or associated with Gucci Mane or just Rap in general

[gregour11]

I want him to do this everytime

forever

[blackrat54]

dude wtf there were so mant rhymes in this

[doomdude111]

I must admit this is the ONLY Zero Punctuation video I haven't watched to the end... please don't do this again :P

[RockinTheBassGuitar]

I wonder how long that took to come up with.

[cronon94]

over 3 minutes of limericks

[GhostLink92]

The laddie reckons himself a poet!

[11harry20]

Impressive. Most impressive.

[ObsoletePerson]

I really hope someone sings this themselves with covering music.

[RiyonnaSaysRawr]

I like Return to Castle Wolfenstein, not really the new one. It sucks. :/

[ChazBoable]

Now you just fucking showing off.

[TeaUnicorn]

@ChazBoable Oh, I'm sure it took a lot of work.

[uClicked]

I did not expect him to go through the whole rest of the review in limeric style.

[DjTHUMPER620]

@VanguardBeta this is the only one. he even says it at the beginning

[BrandonReid596]

hahahaha

[stitchfantommy]

2 comments:

1: HOLY SON OF A *****

2: I do wonder what period of time was exhausted to comprise that eloquent rhyme

[xxxmarkorparkorxxx]

THIS IS AWESOME

[koopa1248]

wolfensien isn't that bad

[GLoBeTree1]

@koopa1248 yes but yahtzee shows no mercy

[VanguardBeta]

I am not even joking when I say this is the first time I've ever noticed he's speaking in limericks.

[redisforever007]

BTW, about the "secret service of Queen Lizzie". It was King George VI at the time, she came after WWII.

[JamiesiPyro]

@redisforever007 No need to nitpick

[Caboose039]

There once was a man called Yahtzee. He the critical equivalent of a nazi. He reviewed awful games with no other aim but to please his rabid paparazzi.

[DarrenSdead]

Due to my growing frustration,

Mostly caused by anticipation,

It seems I masturbate,

Over the long wait,

Thinking of the next Zero Punctuation.

[c00lstuff1]

this is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[SoulxEaterxFan]

This....this has been the greatest thing I've seen all week

[Spikeymikey1324]

His unique reviewing technique

Is to speak with unbridled critique

But if there's one thing he hates,

it's postponed release dates.

So arkham asylum is next week

(NOT BY ME, It's the poem in the credits)

[noddanerd]

This made my fucking day!

[realbritishpunk]

Good forbid that for once he was happy

And for once not so really game slappy

A posative review

No chance i assume

No wonder his viewers feel crappy!

[thenick20078]

Yahtzee....I salute you!

[Riven360]

Masterpiece review,

[TwilightPrince123]

By far the best limerick ever. BAR NONE.

[Johlsson]

Awesome. Just awesome. Been looking through all reviews. Awesome. =)

[BeNotNormal]

I never thought I would hear a limerick that fast.

[jmar4life]

zero punctuation needs to be more well known! its awesome!

[minister123451]

I can't stop smiling...

[MrCaleco]

Oh bugery!

[Zillionatom]

I liked max Payne!

[TheMasterDiasaster]

Next one, rap it.

[WarLordM1]

wow. that was awesome.

[horrorandclassics]

fucking brilliant rhyming Yahtzee

[noobgotowned]

this game had the worst multiplayer i've ever seen

[LtL4TH4M]

best lymaric ever

[catgeeks]

suprised he didnt mention indigo prophecy syndrome

[Buretsu]

@catgeeks That would suggest that Wolfenstein ever had a grounding in reality, the illusion of which was shattered by Hitler's dual-minigun equipped suit of powered armor.

[bassie52]

The first one was called Wolfenstein 3d

[seanb91]

@bassie52 The first one was just called Castle Wolfenstein. Was released in 1981.

[7CellarDoors]

You might think the "So Arkham Asylum is next week" at the end was a deliberate stop on the consistent lymrick parade, but it follows on perfectly from "His unique reviewing technique is to speak with unbridled critique"

[SeCONdagenda1]

That game was so easy so long gold is a never ending commodity...

[Nulono]

Monitor died! xD

[theoneandonlyandyman]

even the end bit was in lymrick

[garvandragon]

omg u rated it

[katyatetheyam]

after watching this video it took me ten minutes to realize that the reason everything sounded odd was due to the fact that it wasn't in limerick form...

[Pokemando]

And this is weekly...I can't imagine writing all that in one week that's amazing.

[TwistedWinds64]

He made a mistake at 1:23. Can you find it?

[shotgunmonky]

This was actually the greatest thing I have ever seen ever. EVER

[Mikedahunter777]

i watch this over and over again

JUST

FOR

THE

SONG!!!!

[nintendonut999]

The only Zero Punctuation episode I added to my favorites. It is just too catchy.

[ProfessorEGadd]

And I thought I wanted to hear him read Dr. Suess BEFORE i saw this.

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

As a fan of poetry... THANK YOU!

[mrdaykerry]

Your gun is, of course, your best friend

On which you must always depend

When you get into fights,

You can look down the sights

And bullets come out of the end.

Genius right there

[scream4thehellofit]

I just realised, if Gordon Freeman from Freeman’s Mind on youtube had an English cousin, this’d be it

[Razvan2smart]

Except for Duke Nukem Forever, I guess. That is, both reviews.

[wariyoshidirector]

I haven't even played this game, But your review says it's really lame. I suppose the game's perks would be dead nazi jerks, but people's responses bring shame. Just because he did this in rhyme doesn't mean this is the time, for every dumb wanker to pull out a hankee and jizz out dumb comments like mimes. You're all like internet nazis copying the idea of our dear friend yahtzee. So shut the fork up you ignorant pups or i'll turn you into kalamari.

[NephandiMan]

@wariyoshidirector

You inveigh against lame limericks

For making you all kinds of sick

Yet in picking a bone

You wrote three of your own

And that doesn't seem off, just a tick?

[wariyoshidirector]

@NephandiMan

I don't really know

Why some dumb troll

Wants to start a fight

But I'll ignore him lawl :P

[Godzillah1]

Best. Review. Ever.

[Askanison2099]

Brilliant

[TheCraigCrazy]

epic :)

[RedEyesTakeWarning]

From hearing reviews of the game,

I agree: it's totally lame.

But I'm laughing too hard

The review of this card

Was brilliant; please more of the same!

[cw3le]

what is this I don't even

[Gavyn84]

Brilliant.

[Dstrbncreation8]

@DyaSlayer

When you give out star ratings, it all turns to shite and there's no reason to watch the rest of the review.

[DyaSlayer]

@Dstrbncreation8 u watch these reviews not cause of the reviews......cause of the laughs which is what? 50% of what other people do.....some people (like me) go thru the reviews when they have spare time watching the ones they most find funny a bit how 20% of the world does watching their fav comedian......mine is yahtzee but sometimes his reviews are unclear whether he actually likes it or if hes just picking at it to tell u "well it does have some flaws"

[DyaSlayer]

@DyaSlayer i watch these reviews*

[DyaSlayer]

Thumbs up if u think he should give star ratings at the end in all reviews.......



[magic666z]

best review ever but I would give it 4 out of 5 :)

[kninja41]

@magic666z Someone is breathing farts, I see.

[magic666z]

@kninja41 dont look yourself in the mirror

[kninja41]

@magic666z That doesn't even make sense. 3:50 for my feelings.

[MinuteManMaxx15]

Ever since the add of Zero Punctuation,

The Escapist earned more compensation.

'Cause when Yahtzee critiques

Any game, great or bleak,

It's leaves a hilarious sensation.

Zero Punctuation FTW!

[RogerabbitGosu]

@MinuteManMaxx15

Hahaha yeah just if you think a game is flawless, just don't watch the review :)

[DashStorm]

holy shit dude,

can i marry you?

[TheK12314]

You, my good game reviewing sir, just WON THE FUCKING GAME.

[firmpinkpistol]

genius

[jeppzer]

OH my god. I love you.