LOL I love how the Heron looks at the camera with this look of "that's right" when the guy says "I'd put money on the heron I think" "yea I'd put money on the heron too" Lol I swear it knew you were talking about it lol
Everyone knows 'Piners' are all idiots. They don't have a complete set of teeth between the whole lot of them. So that kind of explains the brainless comments of GSB below and protlewski.
Anyway, this shit was soooo fun!! I never had so much stress relief in my life like we did beating the shit out of key deer. No more eating my trashcan now you little fukers!!! hahaahaa!! I wish i could start a key deer farm on my own property just so i could beat the shit out of them every day, especially the fawns (baby deer) They make me so sick with their cute little spots and how they cry like babies, id love to hear it cry in pain when i whip it with a metal rod in the face!!
@GalacticSystemBuster fuck you go die in the depths of hell you bitch!!! your mother was a whore and your dad was hitler and BAM!!! they made a little prick and guess what?! thats you!!! you make me sick and i spit on your very existence...
Then after we had the rope around the key deer's neck, we would duck tape its legs together (They kick real hard ). THEN we would commence to beating the shit out of the key deer with the T-Ball bats, makeing sure to hit boney parts of the deer like knee's and face, head, backbone, but not hard enough to kill it, just hurt it badly. Then we would use a box cutter to cut the key deer's tail and ears off and sear the would shut with a lighter. Then we would let it go, or push it into a canal.
When i was 15 i lived on big pine key along with those retarted key deer, which by the way are not special or anything. They are regular white tail deer who have simply adapted to drinking brakish water and therefore have shrank a little in size. They are NOT a different species of deer, not endangered. thats just a bunch of crap the wildlife people feed everyone so they can get more funding and make rules for zones and building. Anyway....here's what we did to control key deer population.....
My best friend and I would sneak out around 2pm on big pine key, when everyone was asleep ( so nobody would see us doing this) We would take with us, a bag of baby carrots, bag of celery sticks, 1 roll of Duct Tape, 8 feed of rope with snap-links on each end, and 2 Aluminum T-ball bats. Then we would walk down the dark streets, to avoid being seen, and find some key deer. We would lure the deer close with the food, then my buddy would quickly Lasso the deer with rope around its neck...
LOL I love how the Heron looks at the camera with this look of "that's right" when the guy says "I'd put money on the heron I think" "yea I'd put money on the heron too" Lol I swear it knew you were talking about it lol
SugarBudgie 7 months ago
Everyone knows 'Piners' are all idiots. They don't have a complete set of teeth between the whole lot of them. So that kind of explains the brainless comments of GSB below and protlewski.
SusanSFL 8 months ago
The deer is like, Duh?
mojolibertarian 11 months ago
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Anyway, this shit was soooo fun!! I never had so much stress relief in my life like we did beating the shit out of key deer. No more eating my trashcan now you little fukers!!! hahaahaa!! I wish i could start a key deer farm on my own property just so i could beat the shit out of them every day, especially the fawns (baby deer) They make me so sick with their cute little spots and how they cry like babies, id love to hear it cry in pain when i whip it with a metal rod in the face!!
GalacticSystemBuster 1 year ago
@GalacticSystemBuster fuck you go die in the depths of hell you bitch!!! your mother was a whore and your dad was hitler and BAM!!! they made a little prick and guess what?! thats you!!! you make me sick and i spit on your very existence...
GunMan207 9 months ago
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Then after we had the rope around the key deer's neck, we would duck tape its legs together (They kick real hard ). THEN we would commence to beating the shit out of the key deer with the T-Ball bats, makeing sure to hit boney parts of the deer like knee's and face, head, backbone, but not hard enough to kill it, just hurt it badly. Then we would use a box cutter to cut the key deer's tail and ears off and sear the would shut with a lighter. Then we would let it go, or push it into a canal.
GalacticSystemBuster 1 year ago
When i was 15 i lived on big pine key along with those retarted key deer, which by the way are not special or anything. They are regular white tail deer who have simply adapted to drinking brakish water and therefore have shrank a little in size. They are NOT a different species of deer, not endangered. thats just a bunch of crap the wildlife people feed everyone so they can get more funding and make rules for zones and building. Anyway....here's what we did to control key deer population.....
GalacticSystemBuster 1 year ago
My best friend and I would sneak out around 2pm on big pine key, when everyone was asleep ( so nobody would see us doing this) We would take with us, a bag of baby carrots, bag of celery sticks, 1 roll of Duct Tape, 8 feed of rope with snap-links on each end, and 2 Aluminum T-ball bats. Then we would walk down the dark streets, to avoid being seen, and find some key deer. We would lure the deer close with the food, then my buddy would quickly Lasso the deer with rope around its neck...
GalacticSystemBuster 1 year ago
@GalacticSystemBuster wow you sound like a pedo should be in prison sicko
cateyes221981 6 months ago
@GalacticSystemBuster WTF is wrong with you?
thebigpoopful 2 months ago
Go Spence, I couldn't stand those deer when I lived down there.
protlewski 1 year ago
go Spencer lol he is such a silly bird
TheReversesamurai 2 years ago
Poor deer ! Wonder what that heron's problem was .....
Fleis76 2 years ago
ha! haven't seen that before, even living in the keys! very cute!
silvernomad5 3 years ago
thats so awesome. i love harons.
thewretched18 3 years ago
funny!
luvscats69 3 years ago
Never seen it in my life
intrga86 3 years ago
cool
vincentaea 3 years ago
A most gruesome spectacle!
Utuberinboca 3 years ago