Where can I sign up for Lunsford campaign?

I live in KY & here's my new catch phrase. I hope it catches on! We could sing it. I'm looking for a song :)

Don't buy his Pitch, He's gotten Rich,

We need a Switch, So let's Ditch Mitch. Here's a version that could be sung by the Ditch Mitch Singers to the tune of Yankee Doodle:

We should never buy his Pitch,

He is but a lackey,

He has gotten filthy Rich,

So make your switch to Ditch ole Mitch!