Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Carl and his Chaingun

[phoenix30223]

I love the look on Carl's face.

[Twardz]

"More! MORE! THEY'RE LIKE VITAMINS TO US!"

[aintdoingit]

obnoxious music

[SteamEqualsFAIL]

Carl= THE HEAVY. Tf2. :D

[EP1KCAMPER]

TONIGHT! *Raises right arm*

[IAmPattyJack]

"It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds!" - Heavy

[exhibit123ify]

Best combo ever! Awesome band and awesome character and awesome scene!

[DOCTORSTUPIDISGOD]

Go Death Clock go!

[WeaponOfMyDestructio]

sorry... bloodracuted fuck ya

[WeaponOfMyDestructio]

bloodracuted fyck ya

[TheTenderestMeat]

>Not a chaingun

>call it a chaingun anyway

>lulz all the way to the bank

[avpfreak1911]

what episode is this

[splinterFIREify]

DETHKLOK!

[500p4]

Carl: I still got one more test here. I got a test, uh, for you.  Robot Dad: Well, we don't take tests. Carl: Yeah, but this one's supereasy. It's called..."count the bullets." Robot Dad: Well, we're not good at math. (Carl pulls out a Minigun and shoots the robots for twelve seconds) Robot Dad: 15,943. Do more! More! They're like vitamins to us. Carl: Yeah? (Carl keeps shooting through the end of the show) JUS' SAYIN'

[Daviddim07]

Its called..... count... the bullets

[RonVoldman]

Aqua Team Fortress Force.

[zequelll]

hahahahha



[copam07]

it fires custom made rounds and fires 100,000 rounds in 12 seconds....it coast $400,000 to fire this gun for 12 seconds

[jordanblythe104]

blood-ro-cu-ted!

[DiskJockyZadain]

he isnt even aiming at them -___________-

[TheSlimeHunter]

the best definition for epic 0:28

[DocSicnarf]

your bullets are like vitamins. more! MORE!

[MisterKillerkopf]

This guy is so badass, he doesnt even shoot any bullet.

[applejax89]

Carl is heavy.......

[KAR1P3R]

bro doesnt look anythin look jesse the . an it aint a chain gun its a minigun hav a look at a ah64 they got chainguns 25-30mm 1s .

[pr34ch3r]

@KAR1P3R Fail...

[OOZ662]

@pr34ch3r Well, he is right. A chaingun isn't the same as a Gatling gun, which is what the Minigun is except...mini.

[imwastedenough]

@KAR1P3R okay... Do what now?

[Ahbiter1]

He looks like the guy from the first predator hahaha "I don't have time ti bleed!"

[thenobslol]

hey Justin bieber, Do you wanna Play Count the Bullets?

[guaton92]

I am Heavy Weapons Carl, and this is my weapon.

[gehennamaggot666]

"where are the flies? i dont understand im ringing the bell!"

[anteroXBash]

deathklok bloodrucuted + aqua teens clips = a great life experience

[LifeForBass]

Badassery

[WARcAm2EAGLE]

I NOMINATE CARL 4 PRESIDENT 2012!

[metathus]

@WARcAm2EAGLE Hell, I'd vote for him.

[minaabdou]

bloodtrocuted !!!!!!



[Satoshiji]

Wasn't trolling.. I'll let you think that, but your comment doesn't even make any sense (even grammatically, let alone as a whole) so I'm just gonna take that free LOL and run with it. go away already though kid, you're a failtroll. XD

[Satoshiji]

Not trolling, but if that's what you think, I'll let you think it. XD and o/

[DragonsREpic]

whoa is taht a dragon at the end???

[NordicFoxxxy]

This song fits perfect XD

Dethklok/Metalocalypse FTW

[guyverdx94]

carls going rambo bitches lol.

[RentonElric85]

@guyverdx94

DAMN RIGHT, BUDDY!

[TheCTh19]

you're both dumb for fighting on youtube

[Tighen31305]

Yeah, it's called... Count the Bullets.

[thesicilianguitarist]

"Wait I have a test for you"....

"It called count the bullets"

[cassidy99ful]

@thesicilianguitarist 4,392

[Iwillgiveyouctime]

carl should replace the heavy in team fortress 2

[dirtbikingjo3y]

i love the deathklok in here haha

[gatta124]

it would have been a better video if the background music didnt sound like someone begging for CPR.

[TwinUzis]

@gatta124

Begging for CPR? That would make them unconscious, and therefore would be no sound, dumbass.

[gatta124]

@TwinUzis dumbass....really? you know, if i was chocking, i would want the heimlich manuver, which is a form of CPR. Thanks for making yourself look dumb.

[TwinUzis]

@gatta124

Yes, you are a dumbass. First off, you spelled "choking" wrong. Secondly, the Heimlich maneuver is not a form of CPR. Thank you for making yourself look so, so much dumber.

[gatta124]

@TwinUzis I really wonder about people like you on youtube..Did you get off correcting me? Did it make you feel good? Im man enough to say im wrong, and your right, The heimlich is not a form of CPR. But seriously bro, it was a joke. a YOUTUBE joke.

[TwinUzis]

@gatta124

0/10 at saving face. You fail. Good bye.

[gatta124]

@TwinUzis ha. my point exactly. People like you are the reason theyres ever fights on youtube. Try not being a "youtube" badass and try getting a life. Maybe you'd actually make yourself usefull.

[TwinUzis]

@gatta124

How is pointing out that you're stupid trying to be badass? You could try NOT being a Youtube dumbass, too Maybe learn the difference between "there" and "they're."

[gatta124]

@TwinUzis your doing it again. Im doing nothing here except for defending myself. I made a little joke that for some reason, had to rip apart. And then to gain the upper hand, you tell me im a dumbass because i spelt a word wrong. really? REALLY?

[TwinUzis]

@gatta124

I say it because it's it's true. For a further example, you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're."

[gatta124]

@TwinUzis it's it's? sweet bro look I can do it too.

[TwinUzis]

@gatta124

Poorly. I DID say "it's." It's=it is. "I say it because IT IS true."

[Satoshiji]

@TwinUzis Said "I say it because it is it is true." actually. which is a fail indeed.. quit calling people out on grammar in YT comments.

[TwinUzis]

@Satoshiji

Fuck off, hypocrite.

[TwinUzis]

@Satoshiji

Everyone is a douche bag, I'm just not a whiny bitch about it, like you.

Also, yes, that was the textbook definition of hypocrisy. So you can take your own advice, and then you can fuck off.

[Satoshiji]

@TwinUzis Not everyone is a douchebag. In fact, I'm not, again, just showing you what it's like to have shit started over nothing -- more specifically, the exact same thing you went on and on about. It's funny that you think I'm a hypocrite, but not true. Now, fuck off kid, kthx.

[TwinUzis]

@Satoshiji

Ok, ok, I get it. It took me a while. Nice trolling. 10/10. I'm ashamed I fell for it.

[TwinUzis]

@Satoshiji

Believe? That's obviously was it was, because somebody stupid enough to have been seriously wouldn't be able to breath on their own, let alone use a computer.

[TwinUzis]

@Satoshiji

Haha, wow. You make a hypocrite of yourself, and when you're called out on it, you change your insults, AND delete your comments like a little bitch. Oh, so funny, and yet so pathetic.

[Satoshiji]

@TwinUzis Didn't make a hypocrite of myself. Can't get why you're still on that, failtroll. And yes, I delete my comments when they are no longer needed, I for one do not spam just to spam. It's funny and pathetic how butthurt you are, you keep coming back to say something else that just makes you look more laughable and weak-minded.

Again, scamper off the bed, trollkid.

[TwinUzis]

@Satoshiji

Haha, and yet you keep replying. Always the hypocrite, eh, you wapanese faggot?

[Satoshiji]

@TwinUzis Look at how mad you are. Haha. Keep replying, its giving me good laughs man! XD Keep raging, nerd!

[TwinUzis]

@Satoshiji

Oh wow, you don't even know you're being a hypocrite, do you? I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for you.

[TwinUzis]

@Satoshiji

Oh, wow. "I'm a wapanese faggot who uses emotes like a 12 year old girl, and I'm telling on you!" I'm so scared.

[TwinUzis]

@Satoshiji

Wow, you can't even come up with anything else you're so mad.

[TwinUzis]

@Satoshiji

Wow, is that seriously the best you can come up with? Must be since you use it over and over. Go back to /b/ and get something better.

[TwinUzis]

@Satoshiji

Oh wow. Same insult twice in a row? 

[Satoshiji]

@TwinUzis At this point, you are no longer worth original insults. So I shall just answer everything with that, because it nicely sums up you and your actions. ^_^

[TwinUzis]

@Satoshiji

All it tells people is that you're obsessed with my ass. I'm flattered, of course.

[Satoshiji]

@TwinUzis Go calm your butthurt nerdrage and try again later.

[TwinUzis]

@Satoshiji

Besides that, you've never used an original insult. All you've said is "you mad."

[TwinUzis]

@Satoshiji

That said, this has been fun, in the same way watching a retard drown is fun, but you're obviously either 12, stupid, or a troll who drags his performance on too long. Either way, have at it, I'm not reading the next reply.

[Satoshiji]

@TwinUzis It's not been fun, it's been pretty frustrating dealing with an ignorant troll such as yourself. that being said, good. go work on your aching asshole and get your sippy juice/blanky, its your naptime.

[ChilupaKing]

@Satoshiji Youtube insults...you gotta love 'em. 

[TheDudeguy33]

Miniguns jam so fuckin much you know. In reality, you could not fire so much ammo without a problem.

[TwinUzis]

That's actually a minigun.

[mrgakozak]

Send Carl to Afghanistan. Al Qaeda will be history in less than a week.

[unholyimage]

@mrgakozak Yes, but the expenses for beer, porno rentals and paper plates would break us.

[juuzohiiri]

@mrgakozak They did.

[ross2694]

@mrgakozak So will the rest of the general population.

[kjw21411]

I just saw this episode like a day or two ago!

[BloodyBay]

Wow. It's a fusion of two of my favorite Adult Swim cartoon series! Is there any way to squeeze Frisky Dingo AND Lucy the Daughter of the Devil in there as well?

[FunkMastaMegaFlex]

Guess people 45 messed with Carl!

[kinghomsar]

Despite how awesome this scene was, it was in one of the worst ATHF episodes I've ever seen.

[Weegee9003]

someone should totaly make heavy weapons guy with carl

[boondockschop30]

I'MA LEAD FARMER MOTHERFUCKER!

[LegionofDeath100]

"Let's play a new game...."

"Ohhh! What's it called?"

"It's called......COUNT THE BULLETS!!!"

*starts shooting*

[JWAFFEL]

my favorite dethklok song :)

[unholyimage]

@JWAFFEL What sub-genre of metal is dethklok anyway... Cookie monster?

[enforcer2jc]

EXTREME! CARL!!!!!

[postmortemdecay666]

Where can I find this same video without the music?!

[ccebling]

Ramnbow!!!!

[I3eastSnipeI2]

Reminds me of the guy in predator... without the getting a shot blown through his chest

[Anonym0109]

@I3eastSnipeI2

Blaine. He ain't got time to bleed.

[I3eastSnipeI2]

@Anonym0109 "I ain't got time to bleed" ....... "Ohhh Riiight, WELL TELL THAT TO THE BLEEDING HOLE IN YOUR ARM!!!!'

[Anonym0109]

@I3eastSnipeI2

On the upshot, he has time to duck.

[ImBoredAsAllHell1]

Count the bullets!

[12Foofoo12]

@ImBoredAsAllHell1 ..69? :D

[stang650sv]

Aqua Teen Hunger Force is the shit

[ItsGettingColder1]

This episode was fucking hilarious

[Haxx7Productions]

@MyLolz19 Aqua Teen, it's in the name of the video. Are you retarded? Also, it's spelled season. Man, people on the internet are so damn smart.

[gruntsrule1]

Dethklok, appropriate 

[TheRealRunner]

CRY SOME MORE

[paddytheduck]

don't take Heavy Carl's sandvich!

[LoqueTheBoss]

Where is the picture from?

[surfer260]

Carl is my favorite

[Supersouthparkdude]

@surfer260 damn straight carl is the best

[PhillthyAnimal]

Aqua Teen and Metalacalypse... you cant go wrong

[younggunsfan]

From 0:24 on he just looks like he is bored

[voodoo900]

M137 gating gun

[RagtagSolid]

thats called a t1 minigun

[beyondthegrave2005]

AQUA FORTRESS 2!!! FUND IT!

[1evilflyingmonkey]

Well, there went 0:33 of my life that I can nevr get back...thanks asshole!

[RollerCoaster47]

I wanna be just like Carl when I grow up, just without the dying part.

[Grovest10]

DETHKLOK!!!!!!!

[DiagnosedWithADHD]

DETHKLOK!

[flyby7a]

Carl ---- NEW JERSEY's BEST...

[nucleardeath07]

At first I thought the song was Prison Song by System of a Down.

[theodorichen]

Great, another clip with the audio replaced with the posters choice song. We need a place other than youtube for these people. Maybe call it, NoobTube.

[leadedpanda]

dethklok does not mix well with aqua teen sorry

[ericthemanocan112]

this choice of music is perfect

[matiaukas]

i don remember this episode wich one is it?

[Incognito1986]

@matiaukas

Robots are Everywhere episode. Where a family of robots buy ATHF's house and bug Carl. He gets fed up when they destroy his house because they're bored and constantly annoy him so he ends up shooting them with a mini-gun.

[Torterra625]

Carl: I got a test for you. It's called uh.. Count the Bullets.

[batmanrox102]

@Torterra625 19,543 DO MORE!!!

[0darkG]

@batmanrox102

actually, it's 15,943 you mixed the '5' and '9' XD

[TheMegademon]

Let's play a game called count the bullets!

[421sparacino]

I AM HEAVY WEPONS CARL AND DIS IS MY PAKAGE. [carl laugh]

SENTRY DOWN !!

[Chynaash]

seriously. don't waste your ammo. just get some bombs or make your own. there are planty of websites out there to teach you. you want to waste your ammo on something that can be killed by it. like master shake or those two fucked up cat looking aliens that keep getting into it with the two block aliens. oh who am i kidding. you want to waste it on master shake.

[Supersouthparkdude]

carl should be in team fortress 3

[Mrphe3000]

lol Deathklok

[rowdy8888]

15,478

[ADiN4Brawl]

Team fortress 3---- meet the carl

[kudgcn43]

"You have some manners."

[FLOODKING98]

0:01 CRY SOME MOAR!!!!

[Klng5hlt]

the music they had on this scene in the show was good, u didn't need to change it.

[ScardTurtl]

This sucks, and the music is bad.

[drumlord420]

@ScardTurtl Satan will rain hot acid down your throat and turn your guts into snakes for that comment!

[TakeMeToInfiniity]

Don't fuck with Carl.

[Trevster456]

im picturing this im my head now.....

Carl: "I am heavy weapons guy...."

[BlacksmithPhillips]

@Trevster456 WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!

[KingPiccolOwned]

@BlacksmithPhillips Carl did.

[AngelOfWar1000]

@Trevster456 ...and this is MY weapon!"

[AstennuZero]

@Trevster456 "And this is my weapon..."

[WendigoNights]

@Trevster456 "I am ah, heavy weapons dude, deh.

[ScruffyTheLovable]

@Trevster456 More like I am Carl, Sexual harassment guy

[HyperVegito]

Notice when Carl is pissed, he kicks ass, but any other emotion horrible stuff happens to him.

[LogickL]

DETHKLOK!!!

[8bitsexscene]

Dethklok is gay.

[brendanollie]

says a fag how likes hentai

[8bitsexscene]

@brendanollie lmao you dont even know how spell 'who'

nice try kiddo.

[brendanollie]

and this matters because ?

[xCharlie559x]

OMG CARL + DETHKLOK =WIN

[mysticsack]

these guys are fucking lame arguing over the internet no matter how hard you try your both dingus

[whatswrongwithmusic]

Blood is a energy conductor, youl be bloodrocuted!

[unimatrix207]

This Is The Epsiode Robots Are Everywhere From VOL.6

[TheR0flman]

if i ever get a licence to kill, im gonna go over to one of the guys who hated me, show him the licence, then pull out a chaingun like that and fire away!!!

[starscream372]

carl is the ultimate weapon

[techskater107]

I Am Heavyweapons guy...

WIDELYWAAAAH

[chryslerfirepower]

its called err...count the bullets

[zombies4sale]

ATHF and DETHKLOK i just squerted clue glue all over the place

[meesterpotato1]

amazing song choice

[CLITcommander198]

dudes and ladies cant we just settle down and smoke some plant