One Night Stand by Garfunkel and Oates

[MESSI10BARCAfan]

Kate kinda looks like rico from Hannah Montana

[jesuped]

You want the doughnut but you'll just get the hole.

[himefive24]

WHO THE MOTHERFUCKIN WHORE LIKES THIS STUPID SHIT??!!!!

[KenzieStillFalls]

ohmygod<3 I just wanted to let you guys know that you are very amazing and you make my whole day.

[kaliestraughen]

OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM

[maddog9811]

Fo sho

[ProgressiveBoink]

this is ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssss...o great.

[ProgressiveBoink]

@ProgressiveBoink i realize that this sounds like sarcasm but im srs. sogreat.

[Jzashwo]

I like this its quirky

[missybhaven13]

@awaye1 statistics show that a person with either a low IQ rating or a lack of love from their mother, tend to shit on other people... we all understand now why youre adopted.

[slurpeeday]

@missybhaven13 If you're shitting on awaye1. Doesn't that imply you have a low IQ or lack of love from your mom?

[ghilliemane]

Holy shit u are crazy awsome lol im glad u hosted rwj

[alliewagz77]

You want the donut but all you get is the hole.. Hahaha

How are we dating if we never held hands!!!

that is so true. I always hold hands before I date someone.

You guys have my like :D

[KingInternet10]

i would pay to see them have sex

[ttahpeddup]

@lauracida LoL

[jlslr]

Their music makes my ears hurt.

[awaye1]

Are you's lesbians? Cause u's can't sing so please give up ur day job

[Lightcaster123]

@awaye1 First of all, if you're going to bitch, make sure you spell it right.

Second of all, you don't really seem to know what the words "You can't sing" mean, because they can sing. They might not exactly be Adele, but they can sing.

Lastly, you obviously have no idea what the words "give up you day job" even mean, because you're using it wrong. If you hate them, the expression is "don't give up your day job".

Now feel free to bitch with these tips.

[lauracida]

@awaye1 haha! you are hilarious! haha!

just kidding, you fail to amuse and make me feel sad for your loneliness.

[Cluvsmusic7]

Lol I don't know why y'all hatin' that was just hilarious xD I like how like 80% of their songs have subtle sexual references in them when they're not straight up about it. Lol 260 bones in my bodyyu and I'd like to het one more ONE MORE one more *whisper*

[Wethepeople0007]

That sucked

[supercool529]

The For Sures were my favorite part.

[Shadowdreamer4]

fo shuuor

[Gerrib79]

"You want the Donut, but all you get is a hole" ? ...thats just... i am out of words... thats genius (sorry i am not a native speaker). Very Funny!

[Outinfo69]

03:12 my size..

[EnneyeteRyo]

This is hella funny lol

[TuneysTunes]

you're awesome. I probably only listen to you

your texts are simply true. ♥__♥

[spittingjake]

What would a one night stand sound like if you were actually funny? Overrated semi-hot chicks. C'mon people really? Out of all the funny shit out there not getting noticed, this is the best we can do?

[drdreaah]

I love it<3 Saw them @ a comedy show last week! Hilarious ladies:))

[billyw1992]

Awesome :)



[408loki]

Rising hope?!?!

[PandaSusana]

Love them, but sometimes I wish I could turn on closed captioning. I don't want to miss anything.

[themanclaw2]

I know what the positions they named are, and the mental image made me crack up.

[joetz34]

You two are ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­so great.

[Saisen10]

@TokeTiliChoke420

lol someones jealous

[TokeTiliChoke420]

@Saisen10 if i were jealous, i would say so. but i said they are losers, so i'm pretty sure i mean they are losers with way too much time on their hands and not enough friends. lol nice try though

[SwanPoC]

@TokeTiliChoke420 naw, you're full of shit. You're jealous and don't have the balls to admit it.

[TokeTiliChoke420]

@SwanPoC how can you tell me what i am without even knowing me? lol someone is jumping to conclusions WAY too fast.

[edwdixon5]

Kate's like a very young version of a little Italian grandmother... or half the nuns I ever had. Hearing these lines come out of her is a hoot. "Would you like some more ziti, sweetheart? One more, one more, (whispers) one more."

[Tagurname]

the one on the left looks like the girlfriend of ted in scrubs

[Eev1s]

@Tagurname yep, that's Gooch



[Asfaril]

@Tagurname that IS Ted's girlfriend from Scrubs

[augustluster1]

heeyyyy!!

[ontarget67]

One more......



[RobFMDetroit]

Crazy idea - Instead of labeling them a female Flight of the Conchords, how about we just say that they're the ONLY Garfunkel and Oates and they fucking rule? Just a thought. I know how you people need to immediately label things to feel like you have everything under control in your stupid little brains.

[murdock2k8]

@RobFMDetroit obvious like whore is obvious



[chenilletueuse1]

@RobFMDetroit you are right but dont overreact, mmmkay?

[gpear123]

that was ............ so great!

[jimmymastiff]

i honestly love this song....but i dont care for the "for sure" part at the end :D

[lucassurjakeist]

sweet! i would love to spend a night wiht both of you :)

[UnrealisticRealist]

I died.

*dead*

[oohvahvu]

It was soon after the uploading of this video that YouTube developed the Closed Caption feature.

[oohvahvu]

It was soon after he uploading of this video that YouTube developed the Closed Caption feature.

[canalbikeguy]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahehehe­hheheehahahahahahh!

[bopityboi]

The only ppl who have one nightstands are skanks sluts hookers and aids filled morons. You ppl have no morals.

[SnCMorgue]

@bopityboi I don't know, I've seen quite a few decent people with more than one nightstand. They accented the room quite well.

[sweetchildomyn81]

ha ha ha FORKING BRILLIANT!!!

[wheredthemilkgo]

LMFAO "There are 206 bones in my body, and I would like one more."

I laughed till I cried.

[ravenstromdans]

@wheredthemilkgo Best come on ever.

[abbycarolpataky]

@goldspecialist actually she was in scrubs and that's probably why she looks familiar to you haha the same thing happened to me like the "Deja vu" moment

[greenshutters17]

@goldspecialist I don't see it....personally I think she looks more like that singer chick from Raising Hope

[zfunkychicken99]

@greenshutters17

she is the girl from raising hope...da

[l0nelystreetofdreams]

@greenshutters17 lol she is

[Prinsikkle]

@greenshutters17 She's on Raising Hope. She does all the songs in the beginning lol

[secretsofdiffusion]

"If Kate and I were really cool."

I think you're both cool.

[goldspecialist]

the left one look like the female singer from scrubs!

[secretsofdiffusion]

@goldspecialist She is the Gooch.

[Longbow2020]

@goldspecialist thats because it is

[explainyouandme]

the donut hole line cracks me up

[ghost92ism]

fo' sho'

[daytrippingariel]

62 people have never had a one night stand.

[Orchalia]

...where the hell did I put my bra... oh hey!!! LOL

[brighteyesrunner]

Flight of the Conchords are a male version of Garfunkel and Oates :)

[jijag400]

"But there are 206 bones in my body and I would really like.. one mooore ONE mooore one mooore~~ ..one more o w o"

[kkzguy]

@jijag400 na i wunt 2 moore 2 mooree 2 more

lo,.l

[TheJaredtheJaredlong]

how in the world do they synchronize so perfectly?

[chris999999999999]

You should link this video to every comment on how hot you two are.

[shutinanxiety]

@LeslieL126 please don't sue me riki and kate! the whole song has 3 chords. it's mostly D Am with a G every now and then ;)

[mommypepper]

I freaking love you guys!!! I can't wait to catch a show in LA!

[HarperSanchez]

A beautiful song about sluts.

[sirpoins]

don't pretend y'all aren't cool

[Joesphfffffff]

you mean those were just excuses?

[KaslarProductions]

For sure

[reginafromrio]

you want my doughnut but all you're gonna get is the hole.

[ninomusician]

Whispers* 

[rphunt2002]

masterpiece

[l201255]

you guys are awesome!!1 keep up the good work :)

[GoDrex]

These girls are not shy! They're actors!

[coffeeninja88]

For serious, I'm in love with Kate. She's just too adorable for words. I also really like these guys' songs though. These two are awesome.

[tzigajr]

you and kate are really cool..

[Hayashigame]

Women disgust me.

[Zairabear]

My mom and I just went on a roadtrip and the whole trip we sang this song and F*ck You. We pretty much love you guys :D

[freaksunite5]

@Zairabear You have a cool mom.



[bookspazz]

Kate I have mad crush on you. Just sayin.

[undertow52]

@WeeSusieJ,,best comment response ever :)

[WeeSusieJ]

@lmollot Trolling feminists are fun.

[batmanofni]

Female flight of the Conchords

[jadimorok]

@batmanofni Flight of the Conchords are not as blatantly political as Garfunkel and Oates. Also, they are from New Zealand.

[gulllars]

1:48 lol

[yoshikawa98]

you guys are really cool

[explainyouandme]

omg its the two ronnies but american girls that are pretty!

[TheStonerChikk]

omg you guys r like the funniest people i have ever known in my whole life. i love your songs. the end of this one cracks me up XD

[Gunman610]

Get them, Paul & Storm, Bo Burnham, Jonathan Coulton, MC Frontalot, OK GO, and Weezer to play a mega-concert and a big ol' nerdgasm will be had by all....

[nateBum]

well i guess normally its the other way around with guys and chicks?!

[hmoder70]

I wanna hang out with these girls.

[XxxIrottshianxxX]

why can't a girl sing this to me? :(

[moonlily1]

@XxxIrottshianxxX you want the donut but all you're gonna get is the ho-oooo-ooooooo-o-oooole!

[PixySix]

These two are so awesome. 

[revtkatt]

Ok, I just stumbled on this pair. Wonderful. Excellent observation, sarcasm, and harmony. And instrument playing.

[MrScynikal]

wow, that was awesome!

[StayGold42]

Kate Micucci I love you!

[larissaschaets]

I love these bitches!!! Props from the dirty d east nigggaaaaa TEXAS!!!

[LiveVideoAZ]

2 damn funny!!!!!

[Martena56]

I'm pretty every guy who has watched one of these girls video's wants to sleep with them, but it's not because they're hot, it's because there funny as hell.

[pknight212]

@Martena56 essentially, the hotness is simply icing on the cake.

[Fireworxs2012]

:)

[Fireworxs2012]

Carnal Cat in the Hat.....

[paretsky]

definitely my new heroes!!! thank YOU!! :o))

[makeamelaugh]

i've been marathon watching all the videos by Garfunkel and Oates:)

[Steview92]

IT'S NOT A BONE

[rema8rasberry]

@Steview92

I don't think you get it.

[chr0n0s21]

hahaha i jus wanna kick it with u ladies an bust a gut laughin! Finally some FUN woman..

[SimmySimcraft]

I would definitely call back :)

[baysikecho]

shes so cute (:

[VinnyMonster1]

Kate and Riki ARE really Cool!

[hillari111]

I laughed so hard at the "for sure" part. Hilarious!

[cuteepatootie]

So, for some reason I can't see xD

Riki, is your last name "Lindhorne" or "Lindhome"?

[Beckyzzzblog]

i love this

[Mirkwoodelves]

Unlike a lot of other species, humans don't actually have a baculum (penis bone).

[WHOOSHer3]

@Mirkwoodelves Hmm, well no fuck dumb ass, ever think they were referring to a "boner"? Smart ass.

[LadyElegance1000]

And then after your one-night stand you'd become a "smug pregnant woman". hahaha i luv you two!!!

[smuacehouse]

G and O make me wish I were about 30 again. They are the coolest chicas ever.

[rochambeauAlso]

No offense, but you ladies are hilarious. Don't take this the wrong way, but you also are amazing singers, and your timing is really impressive. I know it's harder for women to be talented, since you have fewer genes than men (scientifically proven, to make room for the ovaries). So, good job!

Also, I think I touched myself.

[EventidesLament]

@rochambeauAlso

Actually, that's not true hahaha

The X chromosome carries 2000 genes, and the Y, a mere 78.

Women are XX, and Men are XY.

I'll let you do the math ;]

[AndrosForever]

@EventidesLament it's not the quantity but THE QUALITY. And besides the genes in both of those X chromosomes are the same so you can't count them twice. Haha, love ya women out there :)

[juliaecain]

@AndrosForever That's not true. One of the X chromosomes in the XX comes from the girl's mother, and the other comes from her father. Both Xs being the same would be statistically INCREDIBLY unlikely.

[mattihp]

Is Lindhome an anglification of Lindholm?

[marcjugmohan]

58 people think holding hands is over-rated

[Demunicator]

Can I Please join your fucking band, you assholes

[finalfantasy696969]

..But you guys ARE cool

[PrissyCrissy11]

Awesome! Loved it!

[Matthitizidu]

hhaaaa nerds!! love it.

[gwirgalon]

mmm, true about the bones and the bra...I'd want to see all the lyrics also..will you write them out for us, thanks.



[TheLovehurts14ify]

Is the one in orange from scrubs?!!!

[JohanesSajer]

@TheLovehurts14ify Yep. The Gooch.

[matboy891]

they would be a cute lesbian couple. =) 

[tehpixie]

you guys are ridiculous <3

[northeyp12]

can i just be best friends with you two? thanks, that'd be awesome :D

[thesqueakyduck1]

@northeyp12

agreed

[NeverShoutNever1021]

@northeyp12 and me too?

[FuxYoFace]

For some reason this reminds me of Stephen Lynch, still awesome though! XD

[XxLittleMonkey]

hahahahaha i love them now!! :)

[alisa9marchel]

where did i put my bra, oh Heeeeeeeeeeeey!

[mCKIEbABYoNEmOREtIME]

r u guys in high school or collge?

[Hilexis]

anyone else think they were going to say Macarena after "heeeeeey"?

[Oceanmachine27]

The first time I saw this I had to stop the video like three times because I was laughing too hard to hear the lyrics. Completely fantastic.

[wesleymcbob]

thumbs up for metaphorical donuts!

[spaceystacey1987]

love love love

[ducttapemaster1518]

weres ur golden tooth



[Derricisgreat]

omg, i love you girls! not only are these songs fun and funny, but you two are actually good at playing, too! and the fact that you're both so cute is the final peice! haha

btw, love Kate in Raising Hope. ^.^

[maeganshanae]

you girls need to make some more songs and videos...you girls are fricking halarious

[dodgertodd]

plus it's......arbor day

where the hell did i put my bra?--------oh.

Ha. Best two lines back-to-back.

[primusfeces]

there is no bone in the penis

[stoner0824]

@primusfeces its a joke just people call it a BONEr

[primusfeces]

@stoner0824 i was being sarcastic, text doesn't show this

[3kbandit49]

@primusfeces a word for an erected penis... is boner.

[primusfeces]

@3kbandit49 sarcasm

[sandyhope]

How did you get through the fer suuuuuurrrrreeee without laughing?? Lol amazing.

[alapahi]

Riki, do you know if Kate has relatives from Argentina? She has a doppelganger from Buenos Aires, with the same surname.  Heh, just curious...

[weldeena]

FUCKING GODS.

Literally.

[halfmanhalfmetal]

That was adorable. 1:48 is the best part. Also, Riki gets a really nice tone out of her guitar. Well done.

[JosesDonkey2112]

any more movies coming out with you guys in them? would really like to see you guys. you are both very talented.

[bondJACOBbond]

hey isnt the girl on the left from a channel called family?

[DesmonJones]

Miss Garfunkel,

You look rather like Donna from That 70's Shows.