Flirtationship: IT'S COMPLICATED!

[TheresaTaylor90]

@outphase78 i bet she was.

[BurntToaster97]

I'm pretty sure Swoozie is one of the only people that can get me to Google "midichlorian count".

[SuperAznStalker]

I actually understand and get what that feel like. It ain't so bad. Guess I call it more of an off and on kind of thing. That's such a cute story to think about though. Keep being the chill person you are Swoozie :3 I fancy your texting styles XD

[SteveExman]

Something similar to this happened to me this week smh

[jrockaboy]

Yo swoozie06 I'll be dropping my Flirtationship story soon gotta film and edit it. 

[impaledbowl]

This was a really good video I don't know where you get off calling yourself a wuss. It takes a lot to post those kinds of videos

[BabyGirl1910]

The part where you went all hand-under-the-armpits made me go "Aww." lol hope good things happen for you this year Swooz, it is a new year after all

[reagan1990s]

i can watch u tell a story about ur life for a hour lol love u swoozie!!

[PickleTreeLover]

btw seeing you all sad made me sad :( be happy! ;) lol

[TheREDNETTHALL]

My girlfriend just left me.....for my best friend! What should I do.

[MuchLoveVanityChaos]

I feel you bro.

[KrownClown]

"Shit, you sound like a pussy" - Jack Mass Effect 2

[MrBangen2012]

Your txts went through she was just baiting you

[icecoldpierre]

Salty Middle Schooler Mode! lmao!

[WILDBOYCLICC]

Aww man lol wtf. I would have told that girl straight up, the only way to heal something like that is to start fresh. What I say and do has nothing to do with homie, and if I run into him imma whoop his a**, deal? Hahaha. I told my girl something like that once, and now I'm married to her. Case and point :P

[456whateva]

7:11 Did he just say that? AWW!!! That girl is a fool to disconnect with him!!!!! AWW!! I just can't get over that!! -:*-)

[GeryBerry4141]

swoozie man, you need to try to fix things... I understand that this isnt the whole story... it just seems like you really like her.

[GeryBerry4141]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWW

[chungla1]

lol. i don't even know you in person.. but just watching this video makes me blush. you're an awesome story teller, editor and youtuber <3

[TravieBASED]

You really dont care what you tell the world, its just all about being secure with yourself, and idk if your trolling or not. but thats whats up. So Im Subscribing.

[polishgurl4life7]

wow. i was in the EXACT same position. everytime i wanted a relationship, he didnt. everytime he did, i wasnt feeling it. stories are strangely similar

[moemoehunter]

My girlfriend says I'm not manly or aggressive

[dachshund103]

@moemoehunter well your girlfriend shouldnt want you to be ......nvr mind ur gonna break up with her in a week...Dating only prepares you to break up when things go wrong, that's why marriages fail

[ImmortalMuZik1]

wait he said "He WAS A VIRGIN" LOL swoozie got his cherry popped LMFAO good job buddy

[nktrists]

@ImmortalMuZik1 that was the correct grammar form

[NewYorker227]

I just wanna hug you! Lol, i dunno why! But I does!

[Larrygallis]

There is NO other Youtuber that can make a 13 minute video of themself telling a story and its this interesting

[Drewtehskullmaster]

@Larrygallis look Olan Rogers up he is very good at doing it but in about 6 mins

[punjabiqt08]

I hope you asked "Jasmine" before sharing all of these intimate details

[itzsnap]

keep the storyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyy lol

[itzsnap]

danmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol

[DeeDeeAlyse]

I had to pause the video to read the texts, so maybe have them stay on the screen longer. But the disney graphics were cute. and your weren't bad yourself. =P nice video, and hey I didn't know you knew Ben & Jerry!! They are like family! ;)

[SLICENSLASH]

@swoozie06,

Girls Lie just like guys do, but more importantly Girls Lie to Themselves.

[SLICENSLASH]

@swoozie06,

I'm a believer that a Guy should figure out a way (in his mind) to consummate a makeout session with a girl even if He plans on staying a virgin & not having intercourse. She needs to feel like she did something significant with him inorder for her to take the guy seriously, and even then theres no guarantee. Otherwise she'll allow herself to weasel out of her own emotions by re-interpreting everything y'all did together so she can vindicate herself.

[SLICENSLASH]

@swoozie06,

This is sooo clear. She's a chic, she wants the Attention & Closeness of a relationship with a guy she likes, without having to deal with the Responsibility & Follow Thru.

So she won't leave you alone; but she wont jump all in either.

You gotta cut it off bro...or she'll just keep emotionally leeching off u without any accountablity to u. U'll be stuck in limbo never reaching the outcome u seek. Infact the rub down u gave her may have already accomplished the mission for her.

[mpp101]

Something similar just happened to me, but didn't get nearly as far. This girl at my college is in a few of my classes. So she starts asking me to walk to class with her, im like ight. Then she starts asking me to walk her to her car, im like ight. Then she gives me her number and says "text me" and smiles as she walks away, im like ight. I text her 4 times over a course of 3 weeks, doesnt reply a single time. Then she texts me from THAT NUMBER and says "what was our Homework" I got played.

[Creepthecreeper]

So there's this girl...

[TheLastSibby]

Hey, I just watched your most recent video and I wanted to say... Your video's aren't repetitive, or boring! This one actually resounded with me and I'm sure it resounded with many others.

Thanks for posting this. It helped reassure me about some things I'd been worried about with girls, and I'm sure it was a great heads up for others as well.

Keep up the good work!

(I'll hope to catch you on Xbox Live sometime!)

[ItzJoker1]

Bitches Be Crazy.

[BradleyKowalczyk]

i started to like this girl before she went gay i did not know i liked her then and i got my best friend to go out with her and then i found how much i liked her and she dumped him and a week or so later i told her i liked her but she was bi then and had a girlfriend and i was sad but still liked her and a year later i told her i loved her but then she was all gay then not just bi but gay man this was like 4 years ago but i still love her but being by her is good anuf for now

[BradleyKowalczyk]

DUDE I LOVE YOU MAN YOU ARE soooooooooooo awesome

[Midnight8D]

i eat my biscuits toasted

[theIlikecareal]

i shower naked

[vangkevinvang]

DEAL!

[ggitsalex]

Social Contracts aren't binding...

[AlisonsThoughts]

Swoozie! You're saving yourself for marriage, therefore...NO MASSAGES! It's dangerous territory. DON'T ask me how I know:-)

[AlisonsThoughts]

I'm starting to get really mad at this girl and I'm only at the 7:01 mark

[asielcs]

I have been around the same situation a bunch of time. the answer is less talking more real life action...cant play mind games of what if with women imo

[PurpleCupcaker24]

Awwwww I'm srry.. :(

[mifi369]

Awwwww :(

[SillyLittoDaikon]

Is it weird that I want a massage from you even though I'm a guy?

P.S. I'm straight

[OmNomAmi]

Chang bought P.F. Changs (;

[seantaylor1334]

@swoozie06 Have you been studying up on the existence of God lately? I noticed in your video on the existence of God you appealed to the Fine Tuning of the universe. I highly suggest that you check out reasonablefaith (dot) org to review some of William Lane Craigs arguments. He's a Christian apologist, so I think you will enjoy his work.

[jasiimwe]

Swoozie what happened to the good boy? The Godly one??? Kinda miss him :(

[xtobimayax]

You are intresting to listen too, but with relationships, You get good ones and you get bad ones, but we all learn from them. and you seem sweet <3 I'm starting to like you already

[thanksfornot]

I was in a flirtationship. Didn't end well. I can really relate to this video. feelsbadman.jpg

[chrissyplays]

Normally i hate long ranting vids but i liked this and im sure lots of ppl can say tht thats happened to them! I SUBSCRIBED!

[AintGotNoPancakeMix]

@swoozie06 *Jasmine and I!!! 03:32

Lol sorry, that's a pet peeve of mine :p. Thanks for sharing btw

[Beliebin4JDB]

He dated Andrea'sChoice?

[DARKMANIV]

This video is the story of my life...flirtationships suck.

[LexOsmilezify]

I DEMAND THE REST OF THE STORY!!!

[xHobbitKrys]

@swoozie06 definitely been there before...I'm a female and I'm even putting us women out there!...Flirtationships are usually our faults....unfortunately :\ men are usually out do us in the being straightforward department. It's a growing up process though, taking things in as you go through the experience and learn from them. Say what you really mean and feel, and act on it! ;)

[sweetzybabe]

heheheeh nice story dude i nevr knew that we can talk about all this on youtube.bt at the same time realy sweet sotry ha :)

[outphase78]

lol it's SIMPLE. She found someone else. Why else would she push away the guy she so called "L.O.V.E."s? Man that sucks when people lead you on like that.

[chimpsftw]

where can i get ur shirt!

[Mr007eds]

wow... no seriously how beautiful was that girl that u gave so much time and attention for n nothing happened . Man i would not give her that much attention even if she was the last girl on the planet :D i'd better bang some female aliens :p

[wolfgang24000]

yeaaa umm that was the wierdest thing B)

[wolfgang24000]

i figured that the first thing you would say based on the video name was GIRL

[LALOSERRxCORE]

his little stories make me cringe.

[theory0723]

Hey swoozie, just a question but are you christian?

If you aren't, I really encourage you to go to maybe a local church and really start new.

If you are, please take it more seriously.

just a suggestion. You can just ignore me if you want :/

[naes9999]

@theory0723 He is a christian. He's a virgin. Watch his video about God.

He's had the chance to lose his virginity multiple times but has successfully kept himself until marriage. I too am a christian, but hop off your little pedastle and realize what God has been telling people forever. No one is perfect, there is no perfect christian. In my knowledge, kissing and giving massages are not sins.

[theory0723]

@naes9999 see, through youtube, I cant tell how devoted a person is to God. Through the internet, I cant tell that swoozie is what i see as a devout christian. but i have no say because I should not have judged swoozie. In that part it is my fault. But like you said, all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. So basically i just wanted to know how devoted he is becuase many can say they are christian but that in itself means ALOT of things. you know what i mean?

[naes9999]

@theory0723 Yeah, I get what you're saying. And I'm impressed with the way you accepted what I said. Most people take offense to the slightest of disputes.

[theory0723]

@naes9999 It's all good. No need to get all mad about youtube videos you know? I just recently started watching some of swoozies videos. Next time I'll make sure to watch more videos and then proceed to putting a comment.

[megapowerman12]

sup bro jerry here :D no seriusly my name is jerry and my birthday is the 12 of february so if you could please mention it on facebook or youtube (i dont have twitter) it would make my year :)

[ashley15random]

I know right. Im gunna be dead but So entertaining. Ahh oh well. I learned much. ALL NIGHTER TIME!

[HairMakeupStyle]

OMG i have class tomorrow! and it's 3am. Your vids are keeping me up.

[starcatcher72]

swoozie hun, if a girl really wants you,we are not as frail as we look. we will smash that little force feild with the might of the titans and it will be a powerful blow. love ya hun. MY marrige offer is available.

[cwoyce]

Push-pull...like a boss.



[Sexcslim93babii]

Smoozie u need a girl like me in your life hahaha

[original123gurl]

Dam ur so good at telling story

[jazzykins2010]

You are so adorable. And I find this so amazing, because my best friend and I do the SAME EXACT THING. >.<

Anyways... We've been in a "Flirtationship" for about.... 6 years. But I will admit, He's my Aladdin, and I'm his Jasmine (My name is actually Jasmine too, hahaha)

Btw, you're not hideous, you're really sweet, and you have a great sense of humor. Any girl would be extremely lucky to have you. :)

[woohoo7890]

hahaha funny... The same EXACT thing happened to me -_- smh

[Amethyst78911]

I love hearing this from a guys perspective! Your so cute. I really hope you find the right girl! You and I have the same kind of luck when it comes to the opposite sex. I love listening to you talk. (I watched the whole thing!) I feel like you're one of my best friends!

[musicjunkiey93]

well that sucked, you're such a sweet person

[ebbie2009]

if you pulled her hair and smacked her you would got some (wink, wink). jk, but seriously you seem like a sweet guy. a rare commodity these days. don't know why it ended that way.

[JeanAG55]

cool shirt

[xKillaCali408]

akhfdanlkgjdbnskgjnlkjbndlksjg­nsfdl. Bad ending. kvngbla

[chaunee07]

ugh..sounds like she was playing games, she strings you along, ask you a question that knew if given an answer she didnt like she would cry (who knows if she really did), makes you feel bad for the crying session, ruins a movie date by being cold BUT redeems it with physical rub down session, and then makes you feel like you wanna cry, because after all she just not that into you. i know we can be complex, but damn really? talk about scalding hot one minute and freezing cold the next

[GiiGGLES1990]

you are soo adorable sweetie. i looooved this video. lol.

[Italy4152]

Awesome videos you make. I been in the game for a minute and that girl that you talked about, don't know what she wants lol. Seems like she be talking to some other girl on the side. I doubt you made her cry to bro. Girls just say that to make you feel bad so they have an excuse. But thats just my opinion, from your story.

[Wahzoozoo]

youre stories are so captivating for some reason. theyre like my bedtime stories from when i was little :p

[sniper201180]

this is the funniest channel on youtube XD

[ineedahero123456]

i love you, ever girl who watches loves you

[Bonecrusher4152]

Dude LOVE the animations in your vids, they rock!

[timothyjameswalker]

Dude I felt the same way at part 1:14-1:32! Most of the time I like the girl more than she likes me, and that is frustrating. lol. But when you finally find one who likes you as much or even more than you, it probably a keeper.

[ivaavp]

I am actually feeling the strong need to meet you in person.. you talk a lot I talk a lot.. it would be so fun. Anyway, good luck with the girls.

[rand0mn33ss]

ahaha! In a police chase.. I was expecting something like.. about to get in the shower. I have a lot less creativity than you I guess. lmao

[OMGusernameBITCHES]

i was smiling the whole way through this video - so cute!

[antho515]

PART 2 !

[solidcrazyy]

swoozie next time .{[(BRING YOUR A GAME, MAN )]} shields up and at full power. but fully in the game of love

[souperflipz]

This girl sounds like a typical 16~19 y/o girl going through adolescence with a brain that is going through neuronal pruning and early stages of myelin development in the pre-frontal cortex.. In other words, she's crazy. You don't know what you're getting yourself into. But I suggest you do it anyways for the experience.

[jack123955]

i meant feeling's my bad and this was not nice to say what i said sorry

[jack123955]

no hard felling's.......

[jack123955]

did you master bait

[jazzykins2010]

:) :D

[jesslulu18]

swoozie, i love you!!

[Warhawk407]

dude not going hit on your girls cause some of them cheat. I hate cheaters, but I love the show

[Rachieness]

You're not ugly looking Swoosie! & it's her lost, totally her lost (;

[TheUrbanNinjia]

I so wish I could tell stories like you! I have good ones, but the way you tell them is unmatched! Props man!

[Femi03240]

How hard was it dating it a girl who just got out of a long term relationship?

[94survivor]

this is so true, you are my prophet!!!!

[Bernardchui123]

I couldn't be on youtube for a while... so I just saw this video. But this is still one of the great vlogs you have made.

[secretheart5875]

dang...no luck with the ladies? i can never understand why you can't get a good girl when you are so funny and so nice and you're also good looking. She's out there though just needs a little bit more time to show herself i guess. :)

[baysfoster131]

"And so it is true that mens love for women lives not within their hearts but within their eyes."

Sorry reading Romeo And Juliet haha.

[axpala]

Wow something happened to me like the exact same thing except i disconected first.. Crazy man

[ImFlyyWithoutWingz]

This video stressed me out lol! I was secretly hoping you both smoothed it over by the end of the story.

[MrSwaper619]

Dude, you can do better.

[LankanzCX]

LOOOOL go gettt her back if you like her

[MissxFrankiex]

lmao. I bet this girl was a Pisces.

[SnowNasty]

Dude, she was crying for something other than you, based on what u said... she felt a way already.... dont let that lie fly lol... dont let'm fool ya, ooooooh noooooo!

[SnowNasty]

SMH... women invented the game... there was one part in your video where your foot shouldve stayed down... just stayed cold.

[GamingVidsPs3]

Nice guys always finish last unfortunatly =/ Im the same, but its true, assholes get the girls. The most beautiful girl i have ever seen was with a guy who payed no attention to her, and undermined her self confidence at every turn. And im not kidding, but one time she was complaining about him to me and she got a text from him, and i managed to see what it said. ''Sex?'' She said she had to go, and that was when i gave up on girls.

[SarahhCarolinee]

@GamingVidsPs3 You haven't given up on girls... But I see where you're coming from.

[Neku9J]

Can some one like inbox me who the girl he's talking about is¿ I'm still clueless :î

[DrSkinnyDude]

swoozie, don't listen to girls when they say "I didn't get that message". I have had a good friend say that to me when I know she got them because she talks to her friend about me and her friend tells me. Randomly out of the blue though she will tweet to me that she misses me so much.

[mattblower101996]

swoozie could you give me a cure to S.A.B.G.F.A.D.B.C.T.T.T (stare at beautiful girls from a distance but cant go up and talk to them)

[jniggz1]

i kno yur a virgin nd all but...

shudda dickd her down wen yu had the chance she'd b strung fah life especially if shes a virgin

[cupcakesgrant]

how come i cant be him , he is PERFECT , and im not , dude give me some guy-to-guy advice here, please.

[TheWalkingNerd]

...:I My name's Jasmine...

[angel4utasia]

Whats the bigger story swoozie?? What happens?? Where are you at now? Can't just leave me on a hook like this! Your toying with my emotions!

[Binga81]

Good story teller

[BlackRoseOfTruth]

I love you Swoozie I can't understand how you keep finding the wrong girls? Just look on your youtube channel and your comments :] I'm sure you have a lot of good beautiful girls who aren't interest in playing games who watch your videos. Just sayin :]

[oyvindhalla]

I was in a flirtationship for like, 9 months, and it was the best time of my life, though, we agreed not to be a couple. It suddenly ended after some back and forth feelings and now were trying to be just friends, but I'm not sure if I can handle that, but at the same time I don't want to be so selfish that I just say no to be friends... Got any advice :p? I'd appreciate it a lot ^^

[girlygirl5626]

if only all guys were like him...:)

[marveliciouscombos]

Swoozie, I've been subscriber for years. Love the channel, but I don't like how you express your love for this "girl of your dreams" based on very superficial things. You go on to describe her as curvy and extremely beautiful without makeup. Yet you don't mention any other qualities that make you really like her other than her flirting with you over txt, skype, etc, and also when you are in physical contact with her. I agree with the other commentors that you're infatuated with lust.

[KiDSteeZev]

@marveliciouscombos - dont hate. just watch the video.

[Bleachlover01]

@marveliciouscombos The way I saw it was that the whole personality part was implied from the texts and the quotes swoozie was saying, so I assumed that it could be more than just lust.

Though, you have a point.

[megapowerman12]

@marveliciouscombos well a virgin at his age may think that way sometimes :D

[Gleastone11]

Swoozie, dude, i usually don't enjoy listening to this stuff but... Subbed!

[jaestaar]

Why did you film this lying in bed? Are you subliminally sending all the girls a message? :D

[SamarMind]

Yes please....keep talikg about it, i really needed to hear about selationships!

and i like the way you speek and the words you Choose :D

[ItachisOnly1]

As a girl, I really appreciate your honesty. Thank you!

[roln14]

ur so cute swoozie! funny but your actually really my type of guy, perfect description of cute!

anyways hope all is well for you with girls now, poor u, keep going throught emotions messes cuz of us females.

..lol were so evil sometimes :P

[ElCruz1]

Not trying to be mean Swoozie but man that seem like that story came out of a softcore porn...... well Good Luck man hope in the end you end up happy

[NateHitpas]

You should throw some corks for her ;)!

[tepora81]

so there's this girl....me: of course there is always a freakin GIRL!

[MissYumiverse]

OMG SWOOZIE!!!!!!!

[AshOnStage]

I will forever associate the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy music with swoozie06 now....

[accomplishedjoe94]

*have lol

[accomplishedjoe94]

i made mad respect for you bro

[Bakugan0981]

Hi Swoozie! I love this vid! Please I didn't even realize I was past 10 minutes of your video because I just loved the way you tell your stories. A continuation of this- like a part ll would be even better! - Luv ya & God Bless! :)

[Kitorimatsu]

Yo swoozie~

Ur a good man hun, be patience and when u less expected u'll be talking and playing cod - mmo with ur dream girl. "Good things come for those who wait for it" (or something like that lol... i so forgot) anyways, many blessings and good luck! :) <3

[XxLegitTurtleSwagxX]

Man I wish we were friends!! I'm Black, i love video games, im christian and I have crazy girl problems like you!! Hahaha

[transformerOx]

part deux?

[YouCanCallMeDaniel]

Fuck, I am in the same situation as you are. =(

[OnlyGirlsLikeMe]

man, this video was like a dejavu for me XD

[TheSlipperyMynx]

Wow that sucks. Im sorry to hear that. Don't fret you will find your dream girl soon!

[TheMrsAdiam]

Could you marry me? :(

[MrZay971]

Dude I've totally been here before . . .

[TheVietSlade]

Forever Alone.

[jnewball85]

i hope u learned from this situation...you'll do fine...its a road you crossed

a time for learned lessons...enjoy the new year

Jasmin is missing out

she so missing out. ;)

you're awesome.lol

btw if you know where i can go to get my brother started with gaming for a profession..

my brother is the best at Marvel vs. Capcom...let me know what i can do

follow me on twitter @Mss_Almond

take care

[TheHipsterRedHead]

Now it seems you have some sort of disney obsession/fetish. Like Aladdin? Jasmine?? HELLO!

[GemstoneVidProd]

@ajean024 Hes not veered towards it .....temptation is never gone and how else he spose to get a wife...sitin down playin monopoly?