Scrubs 'Janitor Slow-Down'

[VooDooXII]

Good...good for Ted. Hahahaha.

[Falcon695]

yea lets have a boring pointless fight about religion! yeah!

[AngelAffinity18]

Had i been kelso, i would have fired carla and give the other nurses a raise. now lets see her smirk from that.

[CommanderCooper]

@AngelAffinity18 All of the nurses were doing that. Besides, he's secretly scared to death of Carla.

[evildeathmonkey1]

@jubbles23 unless he lied about that too...  I'm mean would you believe a pathological liar if he said he was a pathological liar? Maybe you moppend...

[MewMewPower44]

'Whatever you think it right sir'

"Your an ASS!"

'Ted, you idiot! You just said the outloud thing in your head and the in-your-head thing outloud! Don't make eye contact, just keep moving!'

[lycan156]

i pretty much have to come to a complete stop

[scottw182]

lol how did this video lead to a religious debate?

[SoleMan117]

@scottw182 That's the power Scrubs has.

[RatsMyHeart]

*whatever you think is right sir*

You're an aaaass!

[StrangeTeccaNina]

Three Dorians disliked it, because they are scared of the janitor^^

[ilovethebeatles11]

omg lmao to ted. he's my hero

[FireOps]

"Ted you idiot, you just said the out-loud-thing in your head, and the in-your-head-thing out loud! Don't make eye contact, just keep moving..."

You just have to love that guy...like the janitor...and every other character.

[AvantTemps]

omg, last ten seconds = pure gold!

[pcadnezbite]

you're an ASS.

[michelle1750]

Your an Ass

[TechnoJunkieSoldier]

"your an ass" XD

[staalhaan87]

Im tired of being the only white guy in my mosque hahahaaha

[Noodled101]

if only he did that more often =/

[ilovealvin98]

watching tedd calling kelso an ass priceless

[apexdna]

LAWL!

[gotriceandshrimp]

Your an Asss XD

[partygirl209]

i think Ted should speak his thoughts out loud more often!!

[1995milo]

im tierd of being the only wight guy in my mossc lol

[CherryTripping]

I'm tired of being the only white guy in my mosque. lol

I'm freakin fed up of all this retarded spelling, no offence but I'm starting to get really annoyed.

[1995milo]

who do you think you are critasising my spelling i have dyslexia ok so you can shut  your mouth

[CherryTripping]

i already said why. Too many people aren't bothering or doing it on purpose and its rubbing off on the rest. And dyslexia, i've seen, lots. And they couldnt spell dyslexia.

[1995milo]

i had to use google to spell it so there

[CherryTripping]

dont be ridiculous.

[Blobsterisation]

@1995milo fucking epic retard

go back to school

[frostymintofdeath]

Get over it, this is the internet.

[CherryTripping]

Your exasperation should bother me now? Thats ironic.

[Blobsterisation]

@frostymintofdeath why get over it? you think retards should be allowed to spell like spastics just because "IT'S THE INTERNETTT"..? No

spelling mistakes show lower class and a lack of education

get over it XP

[frostymintofdeath]

@Blobsterisation Hello!

[Blobsterisation]

@frostymintofdeath hi there

[JDizzleMcskizzle]

i dont think that the janitors muslum, its just that hes bored and finds something to do

[Xerock]

he's probably looking for terrorist tips

dont look at me like that. Catholics get the pedophile references, Jews get the financially corrupt references and until they start eating people, Muslims get terrorist references.

[CherryTripping]

wtf

[bigjmal]

i like

[Lucastic]

Wow, you people are really taking this video too seriously. Shut up already.

[HidingInTheDark01]

"The Janitor's Muslim?!" :P

[JKid67]

You can't really trust much of what the Janitor says about himself, though.

[LegoGear]

lol

poor ted

mosque = Muslim right?

I keep getting confused with synagogue

[Tearon42]

synagogue is Jewish.

[LegoGear]

cheers, thats what I thought

[Tockwork]

Synagogue is for Jewish worship.

Mosque is for Islamic worship.

Church's are for Christians.

[StandardUser555]

Hell is for atheists

[viperkyle1]

HOW DARE YOU. Athiests are the only true sighted people on this planet. You dont get atheist extremists, but the muslims are more than happy to blow themselves up for their religion. That deserves hell tbh.

[StandardUser555]

Haha

[Nazgul100]

problem is, that according to thier faith, they go to eaven AND get a bonus in the form of 72 virgins for doing that... THEY GET LAID IN HEAVEN! if you belived in that, you would find it tempting as well.

[MadeOfMetal78]

nothing in the Koran says the 72 virgins are WOMEN...

[Nazgul100]

omg that joke is like a million years old. and it actually does, the whole thing about male virgins is just a joke invented by the americans...

[Tygra81]

@viperkyle1 Ask an atheist and "Athiests are the only true sighted people on this planet." ask a Muslim and it'll be "Muslims are the only true sighted people on this planet." ask a catholic and SURPRISE! "Catholics are the only true sighted people on this planet." ask a Baptist..... and personally I consider the Atheists seeking to ban all religion as extremist, as with anyone else trying to force the world into one school of thought.

[sceeterp]

@Tygra81 i'm an atheist and personally i see religion as a big problem, the moral lessons many teach are good but the the excess crap that's been lumped in with them causes too many problems. however i would never force my beliefs onto anyone, these are conclusions i came to after being raised a catholic and attending catholic school for 13 yrs

[Tygra81]

@sceeterp It's not really religion that's the problem it's PEOPLE no group is free of assholes who think it's their job to force everyone to conform to their way of thinking, atheism included. The attitude

'Atheists are the only true sighted people" is a problem just as with the other examples I gave. Since you say you don't want to force your beliefs on others, then you're clearly NOT part of the problem, and for that i thank you.

[sceeterp]

@Tygra81 your right, no person is perfect and this is why they follow a god, a figure of perfection. but religion is invented by people and because people are flawed so to is religion

[Tygra81]

@sceeterp Hmmm you have your opinion (no God) and I have mine (there IS a God) however we both agree that we have a right to our own beliefs and that others have the right to theirs. You see religious people following a god from their own lack of perfection I see atheists as unwilling to accept the possibility of eternal consequences for their actions. Unfortunately, we only learn the truth when we die, till the we only BELIEVE we know. Until the remember the answer is "42".

[sceeterp]

@Tygra81 i believe i should be allowed to live the way i want, not bound by the laws of an unproven entity. others choose atheism for other reasons.

the world would be far better if all the religious and atheists were like us, accepting each other instead of arguing over who is correct

[Tygra81]

@sceeterp Agreed

[wannabemeification]

@sceeterp by argueing your point and saying how you think the world would be better if they viewed things the way you did and stopped argueing over who was right....however this statement provides a contradiction in assuming you and only you are right, then saying that others should stop argueing over who is right....ion other words your no better than those who believe in god.

[wannabemeification]

@Tygra81 I have a belief in a higher power, but do not like to believe that what is currently popular to believe in religion....the bible for instance can be intrepretuated in many ways, and yet is still written by the imperfect hand of man

[wannabemeification]

@sceeterp I agree with this statement over the other more recent one

[triflingdice]

Or it would be, if athiests believed in Hell.

[StandardUser555]

They don't have to believe in it for it to be real

[nhp5000]

rofl what ted said was hilarious!

[trjbshs]

dont make eye contact

[TruthAdv]

Haha, Ted is just gold.

[rowtow13]

Poor Ted. :P

[lynnkitt]

"Whatever you think is right, sir"

You're an ASS....

[marijaa87]

You gotta love Ted :))))))

[Bhuggy13]

Ted=Epic

[thesims66]

Go ted GO!!!!

[shadixfox]

lol. XDDDD awesome.

[SkyeDizzle]

Kelso's like *STAAARE*

XDDD

[KazuyaM89]

"I know this is a slow-down, but I can't really work any slower than I normally do, so... I pretty much have to come to a complete stop. Now, if you're asking why I'm standing here specifically, it's because, I replaced that light bulb with a tanning bulb. I'm tired of being the only white guy in my mosque."

LMFAO I LOVE DR JAN ITOR!!!

[DrScrubs15]

i never knew janitor was muslim

[enzanthehero]

haha he is lying he also goes to a korean church and a catholic one he is a pathological liar

[messidona1989]

really, when did he say that ??

[GeldaStPete]

lol and he mentioned "valhala" some Norse religion lol

[GlobalFantasyDirect]

Vikings beleive valhala is heaven

[wraithfreind]

@enzanthehero don't forget he converted to the Norse religion as-well =]

[jubbles23]

@enzanthehero Which, ironically, is the only true thing about him.

[SpeedyComent]

YOUR ASS, haha, Ted is the best charactar in Scrubs except John Dorian, or Turk :D

[RyuuYareYare]

ted isnt smart

[Bubbenztr]

o rly

[xXPenguin44xX]

LOL! Hahaha.

"Dont make eye contact. Just keep moving!"

[mantisvlll]

your an ass! lmao!

[viridismonasteriense]

don't make eye contact, just keep moving. LOL!

[NewbernFireDept]

so i see it only lasts 56 seconds. but it Seems as if it ended in 57 seconds...

[zaibome22]

Does it matter?

[NewbernFireDept]

that was the point.

[cerealchillmovies]

that seems about right.

[Tancave08]

i remeber when the surgicle counsult was abseced with bees in this 1

[chuggggggy]

This episode "Their Story" was brilliant, it had a loooot of funny moments

[SoloWingpixy91]

dont make eye contact!

[that0guy08]

I heard that Neil Flynn improvs all his lines - is that true?

[762FullMetalJacket]

Quite a few of them, yeah. Sometimes, on the script, it says "Janitor: Whatever Neil says."

[Vykrel]

he did some improv on the knife-wrench scene which i thought was pretty funny :P

[NaserGhaz]

yeah if you watch the outtakes he changes the lines each time he redoes the scene

[Shadowycrafter]

lol. the lawyer has his mouth nerves and his thinking nerves miswired.

[RequiemForABuckeye]

I love the way Ted says "you're an ass".

[cherrieschic]

*Ted you idiot you said out loud thing in your head and the in your head thing out loud!*

funsies.

[badboy111575]

According to the first season DVD commentary with Neil Flynn, when the Janitor's real name is said, the show will be over.

[emmiebbz]

i think they will say it on the last episode of the 7th series

[Sekiath]

Hahaha....

[KizMonkey69]

i was tired of being the only white guy in my mosque

HAHAHAA

Neil Flynn is a genius

[lyokofire]

"your an ass!" I laughed so hard!

[CorrsCorrsCorrs]

i couldn't stop laughing when Janitor held his arms out! i like the idea of a slow-down...

[Ryouichi93]

Ted and the Janitor rule!

[joinyourself]

ted is the best "ted you idiot"

lmfao

[Fallingdown232]

they should of gave ted more stuff

[frayloveson]

ted is ffucking hilarious!!!!! i love him!

[sweekun]

i was just thinking about this episode....

[hubbybaby]

Teds funny, but he annoys me a bit

still, scrubs is just great!

[smarty2635]

lol, Ted is the best lawyer ever!!!

[kitty1987uk]

Lol, I'm tired of being the only white guy at my mosque, haha! Love it! What's with the weird music though?!

[MISSJINX1984]

I really like the episode Their Story Ted is just so funny when he says Ted you idiot you said the out loud thing in your head and the in your head thing out loud lol :)