ha this was like when i had to make a advertisement in commerce class and i just wrote "don't read this" on a piece of paper and was like "its a advertisement for thinking for your self".i failed.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster At Christmas Flying Spaghetti Monster, Parent of Christ, With its noodly appendage, It gave to him life. Put upon the earth, To do its pasta-ry work-y, And born in a stable, Right next to a turkey (Which didn't feature, In the novelization, They ate it later, 'Twas a taste sensation).
This is a small contingent of the MSU Chapter of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. We protest evangelists that come to our campus like Brother Jed. This was the first time we went, the second time was a much greater success. Hopefully we'll have videos up soon.
I love how they're reading from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. I love my religion!
Plus, I don't think these are ordained preachers since they are not wearing the traditional pirate garb that Our esteemed PROPHET BOBBY HENDERSON has told us to wear. Anyway, continue to spread the good word.
In 1945, a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:
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sarraksartaj <--- warning this commenter has no sense of humor... that or doesn't live in the bible belt like I do and doesn't have to put up with the real evangelic nut jobs. This is funny as hell . RAmen
Richard Dawkins would be proud. But not really, I guess. He would be happily indifferent. I think. hehe... "I do not know what happens when you die. And I do not care!" Bravo.
Richard Dawkins would be pissed. his whole schtick is that indifference isnt enough and atheists should start actively fighting religion. that being said, this was awesome
Im a christain but I really don't gind this offencive because people who yell on street corners don't really know the true heart of god. More people need to express their faith through how they act and what they do, not by standing on a bucket.
Seems pretty typical of the devout - although I can provide a mountain of evidence that atheists exist, it will likely do little to convince god or christians to believe in them.
u wont laugh when ur in hell brotha. May our Lord God be with you.
Hmoobestarecognize 7 months ago
i freakin love this
MsSuzz29 2 years ago
wow, surprisingly low-pitch accents :P
HypnoPants 2 years ago
I don't know what happens when you die, and I don't care!"
Love this sentiment! I would add "and neither do you!" as Bill Maher does!
gtaivpcvids 2 years ago
This was so long ago. Do you guys still do this?
DasMustafah 2 years ago
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ha this was like when i had to make a advertisement in commerce class and i just wrote "don't read this" on a piece of paper and was like "its a advertisement for thinking for your self".i failed.
oliviaisgod 2 years ago
If all evangelists sounded like this, the world would be a beautiful place.
kurnugi4 3 years ago 9
Oh, JT, how we wanna squeeze you with love. Apathetically speaking, of course :P
chichirismuse 3 years ago
lol, who is this?
JT
tsukmeibols 2 years ago
Katy, silly.
chichirismuse 2 years ago
flying spaghetti monster puts the fsm back in chrifsmas
WizardXO 3 years ago 4
When asked how to avoid criticism, Mark Twain responded "Say nothing, do nothing, be nothing."
travro25 3 years ago
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LOL, Fsm sucks. Stop getting brainwahsed!
Yoshimad123 3 years ago
its real man, I`ve seen his noodley goodness
lfcsr123 3 years ago 11
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Yeah? What, in your Italian dinner?
I like Spaghetti. I like to eat it, not worship it.
>_>
Yoshimad123 3 years ago
It's only a matter of time until the noodley appendage reaches you, then you will worship the one true god with the rest of us. RAmen
elmanchosdiablos 3 years ago 6
go back to your hateful christion hellhole nonce
mngler 3 years ago
Wonderful! 5 Stars
zaraaudron 4 years ago 3
all hail fsm
he is God
wizerdyboy88 4 years ago 4
takotheoktopus 4 years ago 3
Fight apathy! Or don't.
takotheoktopus 4 years ago 2
The best part is when Eric starts singing, "Lobster sticks to magnet!"
Lobster has antennae, but don't you grab it.
insanitybook 4 years ago 2
I was moved to tears, Ramen brothers and sisters. Argh
studiomarcel 4 years ago 3
This is a small contingent of the MSU Chapter of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. We protest evangelists that come to our campus like Brother Jed. This was the first time we went, the second time was a much greater success. Hopefully we'll have videos up soon.
tsukmeibols 4 years ago
nice its a copy of the hitchhikers guide!
abaraiRenji3 4 years ago
WoNdErFuL guys !!! Keep up the good word !!!
MasterMark123 4 years ago
But I say to you that every idle word, whatever men may speak, they shall give account of it in the day of judgment.
LightsReflection 5 years ago
I love how they're reading from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. I love my religion!
Plus, I don't think these are ordained preachers since they are not wearing the traditional pirate garb that Our esteemed PROPHET BOBBY HENDERSON has told us to wear. Anyway, continue to spread the good word.
RAMEN,
paul
manganator 5 years ago
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In 1945, a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:
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barewolf56 5 years ago
sarraksartaj <--- warning this commenter has no sense of humor... that or doesn't live in the bible belt like I do and doesn't have to put up with the real evangelic nut jobs. This is funny as hell . RAmen
jojo8039 5 years ago
This is so dumb, not even remotely funny. What are they trying to prove anyway? Get a life....
sarraksartaj 5 years ago
militant agnostics... heh
EinsteinsOtherWoman 5 years ago
These guys need to go to a college campus and do that. It's be great!
TheGreatGonzo26 5 years ago
These guys need to go to a college campus and do that. It's be great! <<<
great idea!
noneofyerbiznezz 5 years ago
THIS IS GREAT!!! I LOVE THESE GUYS
olcayaksu 5 years ago
Richard Dawkins would be proud. But not really, I guess. He would be happily indifferent. I think. hehe... "I do not know what happens when you die. And I do not care!" Bravo.
mehhh15 5 years ago
Richard Dawkins would be pissed. his whole schtick is that indifference isnt enough and atheists should start actively fighting religion. that being said, this was awesome
benhcookies 5 years ago
My favorite part was the fact that they were "preaching" out the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
beisenhauer 5 years ago
LMAO great video. I'm loving
SupaAmi 5 years ago
Im a christain but I really don't gind this offencive because people who yell on street corners don't really know the true heart of god. More people need to express their faith through how they act and what they do, not by standing on a bucket.
johnnyhenderson 5 years ago
God does not believe in athiests.
gomitch2 5 years ago
Seems pretty typical of the devout - although I can provide a mountain of evidence that atheists exist, it will likely do little to convince god or christians to believe in them.
;) JT
tsukmeibols 5 years ago
Awesome -
wwwdeadissuecom 5 years ago
God, I wish more people were like this.
therabbit125 5 years ago
Inspiring =D
LMAO @ "I have some views on religon ... but I will not be sharing them!" he he he he
Safehead 5 years ago
"I do not know what happens when you die. Nor do I care."
Most badass thing ever.
Nebetsu 5 years ago
That's my kind of evangelism. :)
rekabetan 5 years ago
I have no strong feelings about this video.
Trotsky311 5 years ago
...*humps your leg until it catches fire*
MoonBabyhowl 5 years ago
Heh heh. Good to see the active apathy in the community!
strifecaecus 5 years ago
probably the most hoenst thing I've ever seen.Come to my town and I'll "preache" with you.
SO funny and intelligent.
Cheers!!
christopherhouston 5 years ago
funny as fuck...cheers for posting that can you come to my town...?
egtross 5 years ago
Awesome
redlunchbox1 5 years ago
Thats pretty sad...
robdogdogrob 5 years ago
At least my heaven has a beer volcano, a stripper factor, and free internet
frank26080115 5 years ago
may God be with you
mmh1986 5 years ago
haha.
robotsushi 5 years ago
RAmen, let him touch thy with his noodly appendages
frank26080115 5 years ago
Arrogant prick.
franknhonest 5 years ago
Just one of us?
robotsushi 5 years ago
I do not agree, nor do I disagree with this assessment.
~ JT from the video
tsukmeibols 5 years ago
In response to "arrogant prick"
tsukmeibols 5 years ago
ur a prick, FSM damns you
frank26080115 5 years ago
rotflmmfao! This was awesome! Major props!
oftenIGNORDnvr4goten 5 years ago
Haha, awesome. rAmen!
IAteYourTV 5 years ago
omg thats funny!
cercies 5 years ago