Welcome Acidtest,what a sharpe fellow you are,may i say that you are free to borrow my hunting pinks anytime.Never mind the old cockmaster,he's a greedy thing gobble him up he will!!mother of god!!no way to go!!You come with me and i'll let you have the brush as keepsake.I noticed his mate has broken cover,i bet tankeywanker will have a bald spot on the back of her head.They pin there partner to the floor during mating holding them firmly.This little devil looks pretty randy to me!!!
P.S. my good friends Gary Glitter says hi, and again next Thurday? he said you would know what he means.
P.P.S. i was taking Tea, with my very good friend Steven Hawkings (i knew him before he was attacked by several bearded jugglers in a well planned public toilet gand bang resulting in a broken spine.) and he told me a joke which Lettuce would probaly find amusing...What goes around and knocks on windows?...a tortoise in a Microwave...hahaha
just before ejaculating they work themselves into a frenzy by running around in circles at said events this is called a "mosh pit" they seem to push the females from one point to another in the circle,usually before starting this ritual they drink Copious amounts of a fruit based beverage called "Kooparberg" some of the larger beardies can drink 3 bottles before collapsing,although this little fellow is only a pup and is only getting the left overs from the pack leaders,licking the floor ect.
TheAcidTest2000,thank you for your input,but hunting beardies is a very dangerous sport and is best left to the profesionals. We only selectively cull sick,lame or impotent specimens. It may seem cruel but could you imagine a world full of dildo juggling second rate comedians hanging around public toilets smelling of Lynx and K.Y. Jelly,if you wish to study these creatures in there natural habitat, try a pitchshitter gig but be aware of there mating odour, they seem to roll in there own urine...
on a final note,as i need to put a new head on my mob,it keeps falling off as i beat queers with beards.I also met 5 lovely young men from Norway,all chello'ed up(Apocalyptica)they hung around for ages in your preferred cubical,the one clossest to the Condom machine,it has just been filled with your favourite brand.(Crackmasterribbednoblers)but you never showed up.Did you lose your B-line card and could not afford an adult fare,or did Mr.Willaims pop round again? or was it Wizard of oz night?
The Machine Head guitarist(Phil Demmel)went down faster than a bearded man in a public toilet. isn't that right cowboy!?
I remember the first time that we met,i was at work,and i caught you felt tipping your phone number all over my lovely shit stained walls,and your boy friend(Tankeywankey)didn't seem to mind that i was leering at you peeing with your jogging bottoms pulled down the the ankles,it was a true blessing for me on another dull Wednesday afternoon,you even brought your own lube...
it's lovely that somebody misses me,sorry i've not been in touch for a couple of days.I was judging at a Dwarf throwing competition in Patagonia,we mark where the little fellows land using Tortoises.We have to place them on their backs as they have a tendency to crawl off.(the Tortoises,not the Dwarfs).Upon our return,we managed to catch the last SlipKnot show,we managed to bag one Machine Head member with a stunning 100 yard throw,catching the poor Jonny on the right temple, using an old penny.
its people like that make people in the middle east blow thereselves up. maybe you should go and show them how its done. and when your surround by your 75 virgin gay lovers ask if i can have my 51 secs of my life back for watching your video, i would have rather spent that time throwing coins at breed 77
you say you do design work for the music industry ? did you come up with the smiley faces for your thumbs all by yourself :O
felt tip i guess, you wern't hardcore enough to have them tatooed right.. although
your imagination seems to go along way but hits a wall when it comes to using the toilet, were you half way between a shit and having a wee wee ! or have you just not worked out buttons and zips yet ?
thanks for keeping in touch,so little to do in the secure mental wing,allthough today was nice as i won a colouring in competion i drew a clown with a tea spoon and a silly beard. i dont know if it was the Litium or the Caffine which game me my inspiration. i coloured it in,in a Monet stylie,it so beautiful man. thank Lettuce for getting back to us. we dont use the "M" word. we call it Red Rocket. wearing straight jackets we have to help each other with our feet as im typing this with my feet.
hi, checked out the breed 77 birthday greeting, you right it is pants. i noticed she wont let anybody post a comment anymore, so are u guys using this poor little blind freddy, to have a dig at this poor love crazed girl with a crush on greasy musicians with armpits simulair to Mr. Williams' hands lol. With him already mentioning one of your mothers and your grammer ive come to the conclusion that you have worn this guy out and that you should find another fly to pull the wings off. peace out
Secondly, dear. Herr Mudd, can we clear a small point? you seem to have an idea of cockmaster and aguragurioo are both year old boys yarr? hmmmmm? are they in p.j.s or swimwear hmmmmm??? do you own a large bag of pick n' mix, a Transit Van with a pad lock on the back and several puppies? I myself have not tried tortoise soup, is it a bit like a cock sandwich?
Firstly Darling, i suggest when you have cornered the gimp Dwarf, do not dismount until you are totally sure the Dwarf is unconscious...I suggest you turn the Cattle Prod up to full power, you can borrow Sausageofdoom's. Darling.
just like to say, to our loyal following, this is a non-profit making comedy venture. No humans, animals (this includes Tortoises)(although Tortoise soup, served in the shell, with Wholemeal brown bread and utterly Butterly, is my favourate starter, main course always has to be Tofu, aslong as it is killed humanely and not breed 77'ed to death. But of course you can never serve tortoise soup with Lettuce, but i suppose you could put Rocket underneath it.)gimp
Who in the right mind would know that Robin Williams has hairy knuckles? Were you perhaps temping at a hooters restaurant and he brushed his hairy claw against your mini-skirted milky white thigh? you cheeky monkey. ;)
thank you for enlightening not only myself but the viewing world on Mr. Williams' Generously follicled digits.
I hope Mr. Williams did not get any beard hair in his mouth when he munched down on you baps.
This video's funnier than an old man with shit band tattoos trying to upset a random girl from half a year ago because he didn't like the band he was standing at the front for.
If Shitshifter said happy birthday to him, he'd probably die masturbating.
Just watched the Video, i see where Aguragurioo is comming from, dont you just hate it when the middle classes try to get down with the sickness, but i must admit, the thumbs are funny, its just what they are attached to which seems to be the problem.
in Madrid we call guys like Muddy, El Plonko, and he could do with sharpening his replies because he sounds like a 50 year old Geography Teacher.
P.S. If you want a giggle check out Breed 77 birthday greeting to lettuce its soooooo lame!!!!!
Id rather sound like a 50 year old geography teacher than a 10 year old like you guys. I thought the Robin Williams comment was pretty good. Never mind, ill try to make more of an effort in the future :)
By the way, if we are being Grammatically correct, "Youre" is spelt "You're", but spelling should be simple for you with being The National Downs Syndrome Scrabble Champion for the past three years.
Just as a matter of interest the word "Youre" is Old English for "Fool desperately seeking attention"
P.S. Is'nt Robin Williams that guy who stars in dull films designed for the "Middle Classes" to make themselves feel worthwhile and relevant while munching tofu.
The odd apostrophe doesnt really matter as far as I care. But spelling a word completely wrong does say a lot about a person.
"National Downs Syndrome Scrabble Champion" Scrabble being a game of spelling and downs syndrome being a disability surely that means ive conquered my disability and risen above it? :/
Robin Williams is a man with hairy knuckles, thats all you need to know ;)
I used to go to school with this guy, but he was called shirley back then ! and another question we should ask ourselfs is why he has more hair on his head than on his arse :)
*youre [Christ you guys need to learn how to spell]
...they weren't beard hairs, we temporarily employed Robin Williams as a fry cook. Had to let him go as his knuckles were shedding their pre-winter coat all over the place. It simply wasn't hygienic. We currently have your mum standing in but it looks like we've just got the same problem all over again :(
Alrite muddy, dude wat happened. You didnt turn up at the finals, the finalists and I were like "Where's muddy" and then everyone started saying you died in a horrific car accident on the way to the final competition. You should have bin there man, Free Bar. Everything was free and there was no limit.
I didnt have any thought on Lethal Bizzle being there until you just informed me :/
Errrm... well, gotta say, im not a huge fan.
And he's not exactly what Download is about, I think the poor lineup has a lot to do with Stuart Galbreath leaving Live Nation. Either that or this is all one huge coincidence :s
That was shit, they weren't presenting skills you thick welsh twat! And who cares if you worked in the media industry? They want PRESENTERS not smart arses. I make music videos, games and music but you don;t see me bragging about it.
You Must WIN!!!!!!
RichyRexxx 1 year ago
DONE. YOU KICK ASS MY FRIEND. Please let me join you if you win. :D:D:D
samiparisis 1 year ago
@samiparisis Oh and the link you posted doesn't work! I need to know the new link!x
samiparisis 1 year ago
@samiparisis Wait. I just realised this was last years....:l
samiparisis 1 year ago
haha loved it!
lawrenceguitars 1 year ago
Its just got to the stage where you dont even make sense.
3DMud 3 years ago
any one like testament.
sausageofdoom 3 years ago
Welcome Acidtest,what a sharpe fellow you are,may i say that you are free to borrow my hunting pinks anytime.Never mind the old cockmaster,he's a greedy thing gobble him up he will!!mother of god!!no way to go!!You come with me and i'll let you have the brush as keepsake.I noticed his mate has broken cover,i bet tankeywanker will have a bald spot on the back of her head.They pin there partner to the floor during mating holding them firmly.This little devil looks pretty randy to me!!!
sausageofdoom 3 years ago
hope this has made up for 3 days absence
P.S. my good friends Gary Glitter says hi, and again next Thurday? he said you would know what he means.
P.P.S. i was taking Tea, with my very good friend Steven Hawkings (i knew him before he was attacked by several bearded jugglers in a well planned public toilet gand bang resulting in a broken spine.) and he told me a joke which Lettuce would probaly find amusing...What goes around and knocks on windows?...a tortoise in a Microwave...hahaha
cockmastermax 3 years ago
just before ejaculating they work themselves into a frenzy by running around in circles at said events this is called a "mosh pit" they seem to push the females from one point to another in the circle,usually before starting this ritual they drink Copious amounts of a fruit based beverage called "Kooparberg" some of the larger beardies can drink 3 bottles before collapsing,although this little fellow is only a pup and is only getting the left overs from the pack leaders,licking the floor ect.
cockmastermax 3 years ago
TheAcidTest2000,thank you for your input,but hunting beardies is a very dangerous sport and is best left to the profesionals. We only selectively cull sick,lame or impotent specimens. It may seem cruel but could you imagine a world full of dildo juggling second rate comedians hanging around public toilets smelling of Lynx and K.Y. Jelly,if you wish to study these creatures in there natural habitat, try a pitchshitter gig but be aware of there mating odour, they seem to roll in there own urine...
cockmastermax 3 years ago
on a final note,as i need to put a new head on my mob,it keeps falling off as i beat queers with beards.I also met 5 lovely young men from Norway,all chello'ed up(Apocalyptica)they hung around for ages in your preferred cubical,the one clossest to the Condom machine,it has just been filled with your favourite brand.(Crackmasterribbednoblers)but you never showed up.Did you lose your B-line card and could not afford an adult fare,or did Mr.Willaims pop round again? or was it Wizard of oz night?
cockmastermax 3 years ago
The Machine Head guitarist(Phil Demmel)went down faster than a bearded man in a public toilet. isn't that right cowboy!?
I remember the first time that we met,i was at work,and i caught you felt tipping your phone number all over my lovely shit stained walls,and your boy friend(Tankeywankey)didn't seem to mind that i was leering at you peeing with your jogging bottoms pulled down the the ankles,it was a true blessing for me on another dull Wednesday afternoon,you even brought your own lube...
cockmastermax 3 years ago
it's lovely that somebody misses me,sorry i've not been in touch for a couple of days.I was judging at a Dwarf throwing competition in Patagonia,we mark where the little fellows land using Tortoises.We have to place them on their backs as they have a tendency to crawl off.(the Tortoises,not the Dwarfs).Upon our return,we managed to catch the last SlipKnot show,we managed to bag one Machine Head member with a stunning 100 yard throw,catching the poor Jonny on the right temple, using an old penny.
cockmastermax 3 years ago
well they let nutjobs like us use pc's like they let your mum stand on the corner charging £20 per head
TheAcidTest2000 3 years ago
well i could have outted you, but i enjoy it when your blowing me off in the park. that thing you do with your thumb. priceless
TheAcidTest2000 3 years ago
......wow...
he done you there muddy! HE DONE YOU GOOD!
....didnt think they let special education classes use computers
tankeywankey 3 years ago
now he doesnt like yo-yo's ?
does he not like anything you say?
dude...tell him you like girls,
we might get a corker of a quote from it!
tankeywankey 3 years ago
its people like that make people in the middle east blow thereselves up. maybe you should go and show them how its done. and when your surround by your 75 virgin gay lovers ask if i can have my 51 secs of my life back for watching your video, i would have rather spent that time throwing coins at breed 77
TheAcidTest2000 3 years ago
you say you do design work for the music industry ? did you come up with the smiley faces for your thumbs all by yourself :O
felt tip i guess, you wern't hardcore enough to have them tatooed right.. although
your imagination seems to go along way but hits a wall when it comes to using the toilet, were you half way between a shit and having a wee wee ! or have you just not worked out buttons and zips yet ?
jibblesome 3 years ago
It is a tattoo dumbass.
Seriously, ive seen 10 year olds rip on people better. Thats seriously the best youve got?
3DMud 3 years ago
:D,
i chuckled a little when having a tattoo on your thumbs is considered "hardcore"
also,
yay he's back!
tankeywankey 3 years ago
Like a yo-yo!
Fun and simple but gets dull pretty quickly; never really that popular.
Actually no, thats a little generous.
Yo-yo's aren't that bad.
3DMud 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
yo-yo's are as much fun as a kick in the face.
TheAcidTest2000 3 years ago
lmao, didnt think this one through did ya?
3DMud 3 years ago
did i miss the party?
or is the pathetic old coward still about?
tankeywankey 3 years ago
Ah, im sure he'll be back... he's definitely not got anything better to do. To be honest its all getting a little 'samey' now and I tire of him.
Lets see what he's got later on; once he's finished work. I heard he cleans public toilets for a living, possibly for free.
3DMud 3 years ago
Job? You mean too busy playing runescape to post right now....
tenfolder 3 years ago
does he actually clean them?
or just stare in amazement at logs?
tankeywankey 3 years ago
thanks for keeping in touch,so little to do in the secure mental wing,allthough today was nice as i won a colouring in competion i drew a clown with a tea spoon and a silly beard. i dont know if it was the Litium or the Caffine which game me my inspiration. i coloured it in,in a Monet stylie,it so beautiful man. thank Lettuce for getting back to us. we dont use the "M" word. we call it Red Rocket. wearing straight jackets we have to help each other with our feet as im typing this with my feet.
cockmastermax 3 years ago
hi, checked out the breed 77 birthday greeting, you right it is pants. i noticed she wont let anybody post a comment anymore, so are u guys using this poor little blind freddy, to have a dig at this poor love crazed girl with a crush on greasy musicians with armpits simulair to Mr. Williams' hands lol. With him already mentioning one of your mothers and your grammer ive come to the conclusion that you have worn this guy out and that you should find another fly to pull the wings off. peace out
inbreed77 3 years ago
Secondly, dear. Herr Mudd, can we clear a small point? you seem to have an idea of cockmaster and aguragurioo are both year old boys yarr? hmmmmm? are they in p.j.s or swimwear hmmmmm??? do you own a large bag of pick n' mix, a Transit Van with a pad lock on the back and several puppies? I myself have not tried tortoise soup, is it a bit like a cock sandwich?
cockwhiped 3 years ago
Yeah, thought you were some dumb kid with no education. Quite surprised to find out youre actually about 40 :o
3DMud 3 years ago
now thats funny, your not
TheAcidTest2000 3 years ago
Firstly Darling, i suggest when you have cornered the gimp Dwarf, do not dismount until you are totally sure the Dwarf is unconscious...I suggest you turn the Cattle Prod up to full power, you can borrow Sausageofdoom's. Darling.
cockwhiped 3 years ago
hi guys.
good evening Mr. Mud.
just like to say, to our loyal following, this is a non-profit making comedy venture. No humans, animals (this includes Tortoises)(although Tortoise soup, served in the shell, with Wholemeal brown bread and utterly Butterly, is my favourate starter, main course always has to be Tofu, aslong as it is killed humanely and not breed 77'ed to death. But of course you can never serve tortoise soup with Lettuce, but i suppose you could put Rocket underneath it.)gimp
sausageofdoom 3 years ago
Dude, pick which name you want to post under and use it. It doesn't make you thrice as insulting having three different alias' :)
dumbass
3DMud 3 years ago
Who in the right mind would know that Robin Williams has hairy knuckles? Were you perhaps temping at a hooters restaurant and he brushed his hairy claw against your mini-skirted milky white thigh? you cheeky monkey. ;)
thank you for enlightening not only myself but the viewing world on Mr. Williams' Generously follicled digits.
I hope Mr. Williams did not get any beard hair in his mouth when he munched down on you baps.
nannoo-nannoo (Mork calling Orson)
aguragurioo 3 years ago
Who left cockdribblebumfluff's cage open? It's going to take us all night to get her back in! You know how fast Dwarf's can move?
P.S. Sadly she cannot play Scrabble, as she has not yet conquered her disability.
P.P.S. We must nip to Ikea to try and pick up a high chair so she can sit at the table to observe us playing four letter Scrabble.
cockmastermax 3 years ago
i wouldnt worry about cock master max he will be to busy having a poo baby with his next door neighbours dog
cockdribblebumfluff 3 years ago
This video's funnier than an old man with shit band tattoos trying to upset a random girl from half a year ago because he didn't like the band he was standing at the front for.
If Shitshifter said happy birthday to him, he'd probably die masturbating.
Violettuce 3 years ago
Woah woah woah! Hope youre not talking about Pitchshifter there young lady! Utter blasphemy :P
3DMud 3 years ago
Just watched the Video, i see where Aguragurioo is comming from, dont you just hate it when the middle classes try to get down with the sickness, but i must admit, the thumbs are funny, its just what they are attached to which seems to be the problem.
in Madrid we call guys like Muddy, El Plonko, and he could do with sharpening his replies because he sounds like a 50 year old Geography Teacher.
P.S. If you want a giggle check out Breed 77 birthday greeting to lettuce its soooooo lame!!!!!
sausageofdoom 3 years ago
Aaahahahahaa, middle class :D
Why middle class?
Id rather sound like a 50 year old geography teacher than a 10 year old like you guys. I thought the Robin Williams comment was pretty good. Never mind, ill try to make more of an effort in the future :)
3DMud 3 years ago
By the way, if we are being Grammatically correct, "Youre" is spelt "You're", but spelling should be simple for you with being The National Downs Syndrome Scrabble Champion for the past three years.
Just as a matter of interest the word "Youre" is Old English for "Fool desperately seeking attention"
P.S. Is'nt Robin Williams that guy who stars in dull films designed for the "Middle Classes" to make themselves feel worthwhile and relevant while munching tofu.
hey nonie nonie dude!
aguragurioo 3 years ago
The odd apostrophe doesnt really matter as far as I care. But spelling a word completely wrong does say a lot about a person.
"National Downs Syndrome Scrabble Champion" Scrabble being a game of spelling and downs syndrome being a disability surely that means ive conquered my disability and risen above it? :/
Robin Williams is a man with hairy knuckles, thats all you need to know ;)
3DMud 3 years ago
what is so truly sad is you check what people say and the defend yourself.you will end up as a morgage adviser at abbey.
cockmastermax 3 years ago
Well... I dont get so many comments, and with youtube the notifications what do you expect?
I'LL end up as an abbey morgage adviser? Hah, thats pretty rich considering the quality of your comments ^_^
3DMud 3 years ago
...and that's a career someone like you could only dream of.
moz1983 3 years ago
I used to go to school with this guy, but he was called shirley back then ! and another question we should ask ourselfs is why he has more hair on his head than on his arse :)
jibblesome 3 years ago
*ourselves
3DMud 3 years ago
yeah man, your totally right, he is a dick. last time he served me in my local drive through there were beard hairs in my fries. :P
aguragurioo 3 years ago
I get no comments on this for 6 months, then all these within a few hours of each other.
Seriously, im sure you guys can do better if you only took time to think about what youre saying.
3DMud 3 years ago
*youre [Christ you guys need to learn how to spell]
...they weren't beard hairs, we temporarily employed Robin Williams as a fry cook. Had to let him go as his knuckles were shedding their pre-winter coat all over the place. It simply wasn't hygienic. We currently have your mum standing in but it looks like we've just got the same problem all over again :(
3DMud 3 years ago
ANOTHER KNOB WITH A SILLY BEARD
cockmastermax 3 years ago
...another retard with a silly unsociable comment. Thanks, youre a shining example of todays shallow society and culture.
3DMud 3 years ago
got my vote matey!, ya rite funny fuker
lpoolno1 3 years ago
Alrite muddy, dude wat happened. You didnt turn up at the finals, the finalists and I were like "Where's muddy" and then everyone started saying you died in a horrific car accident on the way to the final competition. You should have bin there man, Free Bar. Everything was free and there was no limit.
RKMC123 3 years ago
I wish
Nakasoul 3 years ago
I couldnt fucking make it... I did tell em a week before. They said they we're going to announce that I had pulled out.
But yeah, I aint dead. lol.
3DMud 3 years ago
Phew, wat a relief. Just wanted to make sure dude.
RKMC123 3 years ago
Alive and well mate... you can sleep well tonight!
3DMud 3 years ago
Muddy! Dude, you have got to be the funniest fucker I've ever seen!
Voted!
Hey! I brush my teeth too!
:D
Good luck!
xx
lemon6987 3 years ago
yeah this is the funniest one i have seen man the myspace pose made me nearly piss myself hahaha :D keep rocking man !
peachygnr 3 years ago
I didnt have any thought on Lethal Bizzle being there until you just informed me :/
Errrm... well, gotta say, im not a huge fan.
And he's not exactly what Download is about, I think the poor lineup has a lot to do with Stuart Galbreath leaving Live Nation. Either that or this is all one huge coincidence :s
3DMud 3 years ago
TEASPOON!
It's sad that they wouldn't let people enter with more than a 30 second clip, 'cause this was well better!
xnoselfesteemx 3 years ago
That was shit, they weren't presenting skills you thick welsh twat! And who cares if you worked in the media industry? They want PRESENTERS not smart arses. I make music videos, games and music but you don;t see me bragging about it.
Nakasoul 3 years ago
Shit in your opinion, not everyone elses. Thanks for the comment, retard :)
3DMud 3 years ago
Muddy your WELSH?! Why wasn't I informed of this!? I wouldn't have voted for you if I'd known....
Ok I would have but it would have been reluctantly....
;)
AMENTIUK 3 years ago
VOTED.
That's probably one of your best vids yet :p
Violettuce 3 years ago
all ready voted for ya buddy
rockstarG1 3 years ago