to the asswipe below the person below me. Shut up, just stop typing, burn your keyboard with your boring personality. And your names bigmama/dumbfuck and you're calling her fat....idiot.
@masedaaa no not neceasarily it has its perks i have curly hair yes it can be annoying but people always give me compliments and ur unigue and it can be really preety if u take car of it
I getcha...bangs and curls SUCK I have em and it took me until this year to find a way to make them look half decent..but when you do find a way to make it look good it looks damn good (:
I first thought, "Why the hell is this lady so mean? Who would watch this shit?"...and look at me, on my tenth video in one sitting. I just joined the 'I want to meet jpmetz' club. Shit.
@MrTothemax13 Get the frig outta here before us minions kick your ass, record it, and send it to JPMETZ for her to put on Youtube for the world to see!
Justine, honey, stop straightening your beautiful curls!! everyone knows curls are sassier and sexier and so much betchier than straight pizazzless hair!
What I do: I have extremely curly hair, however on my bangs, other than shampoo and conditioner, I put nothing on it. Then as I'm blow-drying the mane, I run it over the bangs a couple times, just so it's damp. Then I straighten them the first time. I keep doing that kind of deal, dry them a little, then straighten. It usually only 15 minutes to dry and straighten my hair, including bangs. :)
I do everything you say, and I don't own a straightener, all I had was a box of limp noodles and a pencil sharpener, i made it through with your grace and excellence, ive never looked better.
Do you mean that if you want to hang out with with someone and be BFFLs, you shouldn't stalk them, annoy them, and look like a total douchebag. Wow, that makes so much sense, why didn't I think of that.
I love your attitude, you make my day, everyday. You say a lot of thing I am thinking, and it is appreciated. It's so nice to see someone with more sarcasm than I possess, very refreshing. I love you, not in a weird, stalking, 15 yr. old kind of way, but just the same I love your realness.
I was going to go on for about precisely 7.43 sentences to express the love I have for you, but I'm just gonna keep it short and sweet. I love your friggin' sexy face you sexy sexbucket. I'm done ass kissing now.
When you pulled out the mini straightener my friend squealed "OMIGOSH that iron is so cute!" and I'm like "Its an inanimate object how is it cute...."
Your sarcasm and humor amuzes me. It makes me want to shoot myself in the face repeatitily untill i laugh so hard i cry, i cry so hard i cant breathe, then i D I EEE.
i acully blow dry my bangs in the opposite direction they go. then semi straighten them. i dont clamp down on the flat iron i just yea. shut up... listen 2 her. lol
the thing about people not getting a clue that you don't want to text back is so relevent to my life right now. ARE YOU SOCIALLY INEPT? LEAVE ME ALONE!
jpmets im so sorry about your room being flooded.when i found out, i walked to your house, from texas, with a straw so i could drink every last drop of sewage water.i failed...FORGIVE MEEEE *jumps off cliff*
As somebody who has (very) curly hair and full-on bangs, this video... both makes me cringe and sympathize. YES YES to your hair never going where you want it to go. It's literally quite impossible. But oil? D: I don't know what kind of hair you have, but putting oil on my hair would make it ... oily. Which I go out of my way to avoid.
you remind my of big rhonda
dottidee4297 1 week ago
why u all tripping !! shes awsome !!
Alyssa0401 2 weeks ago
I like to think she's a nice person outside of youtube...
ChipChipBreak 2 weeks ago
little amount of hair = little amount of hair straightener
ByYourSide56 3 weeks ago
you just have your self a new subscriber.
OnTheeMusic 1 month ago
haha i love you!
Overmelodramaticteen 1 month ago
such a handsome girl
WickedOneVA 1 month ago
My friend doesn't think you're very funny because you're pretty much expressionless.
I think your lack of facial expressions is what makes you fucking hilarious.
onyxisacatsname 1 month ago 6
that little tiny straightener is fricking amazing.
smcg2197 1 month ago
this is so funny
DaneBabyJo 1 month ago
She's so hot..... HA just kidding!
laxxxxxxmonsterrrrrr 1 month ago
@laxxxxxxmonsterrrrrr why say it if you're kidding?
weirdbagel 2 weeks ago
to the asswipe below the person below me. Shut up, just stop typing, burn your keyboard with your boring personality. And your names bigmama/dumbfuck and you're calling her fat....idiot.
Fooniz 1 month ago
@Bigmamawonder does not understand the remarkable, hateful and blunt individual that is jpmetz.
alybirdie 1 month ago 3
ur a BITCH get off of youtube FATASS
Bigmamawonder 1 month ago
@Bigmamawonder you're*.
but no, you're a bitch, you get off of youtube.
infraball 1 month ago
@infraball
bitch u dnt knw who the fuck ur talkin 2 niqqa u a FATASSS thats what you are
Bigmamawonder 3 weeks ago
@Bigmamawonder were you dropped on your head as a child or something? seriously..
infraball 3 weeks ago
I watched the skipable Bieber ad longer than this video
CiciyayaOH 1 month ago
2:43 Made Ne Laugh x] Fire Hazzard!
sweetietweetie15 2 months ago
this video makes me love her.
izzytrip 2 months ago
unlike people! haha
AmberMo2011 2 months ago
is she canadian?
oneLoneLyGirL 3 months ago
I LOVE YOU
iluvstarz 3 months ago
uuuhhhhhhh
jaclynmo11 3 months ago
I fucking love you, so much.
DarlinnAoife 3 months ago 3
wow ur rude n ugly offense anyone ;D
SuperPookiepookie 4 months ago
LMFAO THIS IS HILARIOUS
ILovesMyCookiez 4 months ago
this woman is hilarious.
MissMarvelous56 4 months ago 4
I have curly hair too. seriously it sucks .
masedaaa 5 months ago in playlist masedaaa's Favorited Videos
@masedaaa no not neceasarily it has its perks i have curly hair yes it can be annoying but people always give me compliments and ur unigue and it can be really preety if u take car of it
violetslover34 4 months ago
although this video wasn't what i want, but i cant stop watching cause u have a sense of humor:D
chuppspuff 6 months ago
"nothing ever works when you have curly hair" truest statement ever spoken
MsFunderful 6 months ago 96
@MsFunderful It's only true because this beautiful woman spoke it.
HannahThunderify 2 weeks ago
omfg LOL youre awesome
HayleyAndRandom 6 months ago
i love you
MsTally01 6 months ago
we get your whole life story with every one of your videos lol
MarinaNomNom 6 months ago
I getcha...bangs and curls SUCK I have em and it took me until this year to find a way to make them look half decent..but when you do find a way to make it look good it looks damn good (:
xEm7x 7 months ago 3
ahah your really funny ^^ subscribes and liked
MissAshleighSpice 7 months ago
im going to shave my head so my hair can grow to look as good as jpmetz
MsCrimixal 7 months ago
this woman rocks! :D
jacee8888 7 months ago
but i like your way it very helpful XD
idkwhatyours 7 months ago
all i can say is LMAO
wolfofdarkness27 8 months ago
I first thought, "Why the hell is this lady so mean? Who would watch this shit?"...and look at me, on my tenth video in one sitting. I just joined the 'I want to meet jpmetz' club. Shit.
juju7034 8 months ago 7
This has been flagged as spam show
is your life really that board
aliya8120 8 months ago
Thanks!! This really helped a lot!!!!
*Sarcasm*
TheAmelie918 8 months ago
Who the hell is meetzoe!!??
BeingSophia4ever 9 months ago
you are soo stupid
angelgia11 9 months ago
@angelgia11 She's hilarious.
waterkeeper511 8 months ago
What kind of oil do you use?
ayesha36 9 months ago
Why Are You Always So Angry Lol
DaniiiRawrrr 9 months ago
I love your hair. LET'S TRADE?! I have naturally red hair, and it's thick and wavy, but it is easy to work with. :)
LOLBUTTPOO 9 months ago
Soooo true about the curly hair T^T
Darkheart101 9 months ago
High five . curly hair . bangs.
secretlifeofaninja 9 months ago
I need help with my dreads lol. Plz help me!!!!
supra042001 10 months ago
I Love You.
MrsRosesAndThorns 10 months ago
OH CRAP. I disliked this video. Total mistake. Let's just forget this even happened.
daniyell980000 10 months ago 5
lol fix it.
lunazulaivarsson 10 months ago
sorry for stalking you. youre just so incredible.
and humping your leg was an instinct i couldnt contain.
MandaB214 10 months ago 3
most people only watch your videos for entertainment not for tutorials, i love it♥
TNTMadDog 10 months ago 3
i dont get it shes ugley
MrTothemax13 10 months ago
@MrTothemax13 Get the frig outta here before us minions kick your ass, record it, and send it to JPMETZ for her to put on Youtube for the world to see!
Marinizzlefoshizzle 10 months ago
can you do a tutorial on how to straighten your pubes?
KrazyLuckyStar 10 months ago 165
@KrazyLuckyStar you sir are the winner of the internet for that comment
elmolly93 9 months ago
the 40 dislikes are from the stalkers making account after account due to the fact that they have no lives, since Justine doesn't want them.
VFKacefairytopia 10 months ago 5
she is so flippen funny
penguin53541 10 months ago
Justine, honey, stop straightening your beautiful curls!! everyone knows curls are sassier and sexier and so much betchier than straight pizazzless hair!
LONDON LOVE <3
Ariesbetch 10 months ago
money
Thespiffyest 10 months ago
Make
You
Thespiffyest 10 months ago
I
wanna
Thespiffyest 10 months ago
I'm just commenting so you make money. You're welcome.
itsmichellecullen 10 months ago 6
i'm guessing this is how you set your hair on fire. all that oil, y'know.
MegandNia 10 months ago 6
Who the hell are you? I love you.
viperxful 10 months ago
Who the hell are you? I love you.
viperxful 10 months ago
Who the hell are you? I love you.
viperxful 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Who the hell are you? I love you.
viperxful 10 months ago
Who the hell are you? I love you.
viperxful 10 months ago
@viperxful
I love you too, who are you?
I love you too, who are you?
I love you too, who are you?
I love you too, who are you?
AdonaiXIII 10 months ago 4
My hair is as slippery as a duck that just went swimming in a pond.
iwritelove97 10 months ago
@iwritelove97
I'm as slippery as a dick that just plunged into the kool-aid man.
bert@cox.net
AdonaiXIII 10 months ago
This saved me from suicide! Justine is a Savior!
ThisGirlLuvsMakeup24 10 months ago
you are GREAT!!!!
kenziakin 10 months ago
your friggin halrious and real...:)
AnotherMakeupGuru618 10 months ago
what the fuck is this?
A CHANNEL??
Man u suck
Go to hell,stop wasting time!
Stop mocking beauty gurus!
mialovesjuicy07 10 months ago
@mialovesjuicy07 YOU go to hell.
Irockurboots 10 months ago
@Irockurboots Oh...watching this video...im already in hell
mialovesjuicy07 8 months ago
We call "bangs" frindges :D
charlotte7411 10 months ago
@charlotte7411 Fringes*
Spelling fail.
KimDonesia 10 months ago
So yeah, why don't you just use a high resolution USB webcam and then you never have to worry about your battery going out? :)
gfxdave99 10 months ago
Leave me the hell alone. . .is my favorite step
RedRobPhan 10 months ago
co za asy...
MsMiniMakeup811 10 months ago
And I thought I was attractive, then I saw you. Thank you for making me realize the truth
tannerd13 10 months ago
Could i give you a video request?
fredsgirl100 10 months ago
yes this was so frkn helpful!!!!
somepersonumightno 10 months ago
This actually did help me; I went out and bought a miniature hair straightener yesterday. I didn't know they existed before this video!
thes0ns 10 months ago
"you want your hair to look like a duck after it went swimming in a pond"
lmao
itsjusthoarse 10 months ago
@3shantix ew......
mahtexas 10 months ago
$♥$♥$♥$
UMBRELLAswagg 10 months ago
I didn't know what I want to be when I grow up, until now. Now I know that I want to be a JPmetz minion. forever. and ever.
redbull6900 10 months ago
What I do: I have extremely curly hair, however on my bangs, other than shampoo and conditioner, I put nothing on it. Then as I'm blow-drying the mane, I run it over the bangs a couple times, just so it's damp. Then I straighten them the first time. I keep doing that kind of deal, dry them a little, then straighten. It usually only 15 minutes to dry and straighten my hair, including bangs. :)
ShmexyNewts 10 months ago
i love how this TUTORIAL is mostly made up of i dunt know, just kinda like that, you fix it,
JENNsquarepants 10 months ago
hahhahaahaaha "dont freaking stalk me"
CCassiiBOO 10 months ago
i luv this--- UNLIKE PEOPLE haha
iceberg124x 10 months ago
"Nothing ever works when you have curly hair."
As someone with naturally stubborn curly hair, I have to say that truer words have never been spoken.
ProgressiveBoink 10 months ago
Your rudeness and brutal honesty should probably chase me away... but I just subscribed.
Are you a wizard, jpmetz?
dearestkela 10 months ago
beauty bitch :)
Volcom5177 10 months ago
My worseless eyes are not worthy of your grace, essence, and sheer beauty, so I watched this video with a blindfold on.
silenthillmaster755 10 months ago
I do everything you say, and I don't own a straightener, all I had was a box of limp noodles and a pencil sharpener, i made it through with your grace and excellence, ive never looked better.
silenthillmaster755 10 months ago
every time I daze off dreaming about a fantasy life I want to have.. Jpmetz puts me back into place. never going to happen THANKS JPMETZ!
ItsFlapJack 10 months ago
Any time I am feeling optimistic, jpmetz puts the world back into perspective again. I thank you.
pinkishgluestick 10 months ago
Hi! I just found your channel and you're awesome! Your videos are so funny and hilarious! Thanks for posting!
YummyNails 10 months ago
comment for money
dawnrweatherford 10 months ago
Do you mean that if you want to hang out with with someone and be BFFLs, you shouldn't stalk them, annoy them, and look like a total douchebag. Wow, that makes so much sense, why didn't I think of that.
I love your attitude, you make my day, everyday. You say a lot of thing I am thinking, and it is appreciated. It's so nice to see someone with more sarcasm than I possess, very refreshing. I love you, not in a weird, stalking, 15 yr. old kind of way, but just the same I love your realness.
SweetSarita88 10 months ago
money money money
Pumpkinart 10 months ago
im going to curl my hair just to mess with you.
jjjkk01 10 months ago
JPMetz prevented me from doing my biology homework because my eyes were glued to the screen for 3 hours. I now have a D. It was worth it
lizzyyybeth 10 months ago
I was going to go on for about precisely 7.43 sentences to express the love I have for you, but I'm just gonna keep it short and sweet. I love your friggin' sexy face you sexy sexbucket. I'm done ass kissing now.
BlueGlassLightning 10 months ago
So helpful <3
Hime568 10 months ago
If I can't stalk you, I'm just going to go to bed.
boxmasro 10 months ago 3
your "damn" hair is really pretty :)
missreaderful 10 months ago
who wants oily hair
brianaaxox 10 months ago
in england we have no idea what bangs mean. Its called a fringe here.
GoAlybongo 10 months ago
@GoAlybongo ello gov'nah:)
brinasavko 10 months ago
you are so damn hilarious!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!
348dlopez 10 months ago
JPMetz,i had a stare off with a goose for you <3
GREENxDAYxFAN67 10 months ago
Next time I will ask first before humping your leg.
airwick0905 10 months ago
I love you.
demoneque01 10 months ago
Hey um, Justine, are you still smoking? Because your voice cracked at 1:04 and I have this vision of you coughing your lungs out :(
donkeyscommand 10 months ago
some of this comments dont even make any sense
nuvezita 10 months ago
money can buy chocolate
Blackjellyfish 10 months ago
lol your funny and cool!!! :)
JFACMJ 10 months ago
shes the kinda woman youd always want around... ohhhh she mature yay HOOray for jpmets
arnoldnavarro21 10 months ago
When you pulled out the mini straightener my friend squealed "OMIGOSH that iron is so cute!" and I'm like "Its an inanimate object how is it cute...."
Sistahood2 10 months ago
This just makes me want to stalk you again tonight
bbypl0xin 10 months ago
i love you
AsstasticBoo 10 months ago
I want to steal your hair and clone beautiful armies of you.
ExesAndOwes 10 months ago
i love you
animegurl66 10 months ago
gah im trying to think of something jpmetz will like too impress her..
but thats impossible.
13ensir 10 months ago
What happened to that brazillian blowout thing you got
Jinkun2702 10 months ago
I love you.
glossbloop 10 months ago
woah, you said "When you're texting someone..." I was actually texting someone o___o
PrincessWormGuts 10 months ago
if jpmetz was a fruit, shed be a damn lemon cuz she so SOUR i hate you justine and i cant stop watching your pointless videos
danidani18 10 months ago
jpmetz's camera isn't crooked... the world is.
busPARTY23 10 months ago 71
@busPARTY23 PAH
xMaddsx 10 months ago
I would stalk you if I could. Actually, if I saw you, I might die, because my life would be complete.
rbowman1991 10 months ago 2
Come sleep with me
patterson499 10 months ago
You're wearing THOSE glasses and calling me a BOZO? OOKAY
danidani18 10 months ago
@danidani18 It's because she is wearing THOSE glasses that she can call us bozos.
alwaysshayy 10 months ago
@danidani18 get over yourself, justine is a god, you're a poop.
xMaddsx 10 months ago
I have curly hair and bangs. It's the absolute friggin worst!!!! lova ya, justine
Glisten17 10 months ago
I legally changed my name to "Bozo Minion of JPMETZ" after watching this video.
Marinizzlefoshizzle 10 months ago
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Marinizzlefoshizzle 10 months ago
Get off YouTube if your that much of a grudge.
KreativeStudios1 10 months ago
I think this is the most helpful beauty tutorial you ever made...
isabellalley 10 months ago
Here's my comment Justine. My contribution to your monthly paycheck. Go buy yourself something nice. You deserve it ;]
KickasssKaylaaa 10 months ago
It would be an honor to roller skate on your hair <3
chair909 10 months ago 2
Your sarcasm and humor amuzes me. It makes me want to shoot myself in the face repeatitily untill i laugh so hard i cry, i cry so hard i cant breathe, then i D I EEE.
KiKiUkulelex3 10 months ago
I wish I could hump you. o_o
TheEpicKayla 10 months ago 3
I think I will get bangs just so I can follow advice from jpmetz. :)
randomfroyo 10 months ago
"Nothing ever works when you have curly hair". This can't be more true.
soIcito 10 months ago
When I grow up I want to be jpmetz C:
kizzy75 10 months ago
I'm glad you're back :) It turned my day around <3
beatrixbelle 10 months ago
Just fix iT? NICE advice :P
iCruzerTV 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I got half way through the video and realised I'd forgotten to thumbs up before watching. I'm going to my room to think about what I've done...
sofeecat 10 months ago
i acully blow dry my bangs in the opposite direction they go. then semi straighten them. i dont clamp down on the flat iron i just yea. shut up... listen 2 her. lol
JulieNicoleSays 10 months ago
Cha-ching!
rachellouise0205 10 months ago
I curled my bangs just so I could follow this tutorial.
FluffyMarshmallo 10 months ago 121
Im kinda in love with that tiny straightner.... I mean when I saw it..*Orgasm*
98MUSICLOVA 10 months ago
the thing about people not getting a clue that you don't want to text back is so relevent to my life right now. ARE YOU SOCIALLY INEPT? LEAVE ME ALONE!
LURVEEIT22 10 months ago
jpmets im so sorry about your room being flooded.when i found out, i walked to your house, from texas, with a straw so i could drink every last drop of sewage water.i failed...FORGIVE MEEEE *jumps off cliff*
dance2damusic1 10 months ago
I wish someone would stalk me like that. It would make me feel loved.
kuha2010 10 months ago
if jpmetz was a flavor of a pie, she'd be apple. cohs she's so sweet~ :D
XXF2XX 10 months ago
Enjoy spending this 56c.
unfunnybone 10 months ago
jpmetz should have a "Most devoted minion" competition. Based on who gives the most ass-kissing comment.
MrsThreehorn 10 months ago
As somebody who has (very) curly hair and full-on bangs, this video... both makes me cringe and sympathize. YES YES to your hair never going where you want it to go. It's literally quite impossible. But oil? D: I don't know what kind of hair you have, but putting oil on my hair would make it ... oily. Which I go out of my way to avoid.
thwhiteroses 10 months ago 4
@thwhiteroses a lot of people with curly hair also have really thick and coarse hair, and oil just makes it more manageable