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  • you remind my of big rhonda

  • why u all tripping !! shes awsome !!

  • I like to think she's a nice person outside of youtube...

  • little amount of hair = little amount of hair straightener

  • you just have your self a new subscriber.

  • haha i love you!

  • such a handsome girl

  • My friend doesn't think you're very funny because you're pretty much expressionless.

    I think your lack of facial expressions is what makes you fucking hilarious.

  • that little tiny straightener is fricking amazing.

  • this is so funny

  • She's so hot..... HA just kidding!

  • @laxxxxxxmonsterrrrrr why say it if you're kidding?

  • to the asswipe below the person below me. Shut up, just stop typing, burn your keyboard with your boring personality. And your names bigmama/dumbfuck and you're calling her fat....idiot.

  • @Bigmamawonder does not understand the remarkable, hateful and blunt individual that is jpmetz.

  • ur a BITCH get off of youtube FATASS

  • @Bigmamawonder you're*.

    but no, you're a bitch, you get off of youtube.

  • @infraball

    bitch u dnt knw who the fuck ur talkin 2 niqqa u a FATASSS thats what you are

  • @Bigmamawonder were you dropped on your head as a child or something? seriously..

  • I watched the skipable Bieber ad longer than this video

  • 2:43 Made Ne Laugh x] Fire Hazzard!

  • this video makes me love her.

  • unlike people! haha

  • is she canadian?

  • I LOVE YOU

  • uuuhhhhhhh

  • I fucking love you, so much.

  • wow ur rude n ugly offense anyone ;D

  • LMFAO THIS IS HILARIOUS

  • this woman is hilarious.

  • I have curly hair too. seriously it sucks .

  • @masedaaa no not neceasarily it has its perks i have curly hair yes it can be annoying but people always give me compliments and ur unigue and it can be really preety if u take car of it

  • although this video wasn't what i want, but i cant stop watching cause u have a sense of humor:D

  • "nothing ever works when you have curly hair" truest statement ever spoken

  • @MsFunderful It's only true because this beautiful woman spoke it.

  • omfg LOL youre awesome

  • i love you

  • we get your whole life story with every one of your videos lol

  • I getcha...bangs and curls SUCK I have em and it took me until this year to find a way to make them look half decent..but when you do find a way to make it look good it looks damn good (:

  • ahah your really funny ^^ subscribes and liked

  • im going to shave my head so my hair can grow to look as good as jpmetz

  • this woman rocks! :D

  • but i like your way it very helpful XD

  • all i can say is LMAO

  • I first thought, "Why the hell is this lady so mean? Who would watch this shit?"...and look at me, on my tenth video in one sitting. I just joined the 'I want to meet jpmetz' club. Shit.

  • Thanks!! This really helped a lot!!!!

    *Sarcasm*

  • Who the hell is meetzoe!!??

  • you are soo stupid

  • @angelgia11 She's hilarious.

  • What kind of oil do you use?

  • Why Are You Always So Angry Lol

  • I love your hair. LET'S TRADE?! I have naturally red hair, and it's thick and wavy, but it is easy to work with. :)

  • Soooo true about the curly hair T^T

  • High five . curly hair . bangs.

  • I need help with my dreads lol. Plz help me!!!!

  • I Love You.

  • OH CRAP. I disliked this video. Total mistake. Let's just forget this even happened.

  • lol fix it.

  • sorry for stalking you. youre just so incredible.

    and humping your leg was an instinct i couldnt contain.

  • most people only watch your videos for entertainment not for tutorials, i love it♥

  • i dont get it shes ugley

  • @MrTothemax13 Get the frig outta here before us minions kick your ass, record it, and send it to JPMETZ for her to put on Youtube for the world to see!

  • can you do a tutorial on how to straighten your pubes?

  • @KrazyLuckyStar you sir are the winner of the internet for that comment

  • the 40 dislikes are from the stalkers making account after account due to the fact that they have no lives, since Justine doesn't want them.

  • she is so flippen funny

  • Justine, honey, stop straightening your beautiful curls!! everyone knows curls are sassier and sexier and so much betchier than straight pizazzless hair!

    LONDON LOVE <3

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  • I'm just commenting so you make money. You're welcome.

  • i'm guessing this is how you set your hair on fire. all that oil, y'know.

  • Who the hell are you? I love you.

  • Who the hell are you? I love you.

  • Who the hell are you? I love you.

  • Who the hell are you? I love you.

  • @viperxful

    I love you too, who are you?

    I love you too, who are you?

    I love you too, who are you?

    I love you too, who are you?

  • My hair is as slippery as a duck that just went swimming in a pond.

  • @iwritelove97

    I'm as slippery as a dick that just plunged into the kool-aid man.

    bert@cox.net

  • This saved me from suicide! Justine is a Savior!

  • you are GREAT!!!!

  • your friggin halrious and real...:)

  • what the fuck is this?

    A CHANNEL??

    Man u suck

    Go to hell,stop wasting time!

    Stop mocking beauty gurus!

  • @mialovesjuicy07 YOU go to hell.

  • @Irockurboots Oh...watching this video...im already in hell

  • We call "bangs" frindges :D

  • @charlotte7411 Fringes*

    Spelling fail.

  • So yeah, why don't you just use a high resolution USB webcam and then you never have to worry about your battery going out? :)

  • Leave me the hell alone. . .is my favorite step

  • co za asy...

  • And I thought I was attractive, then I saw you. Thank you for making me realize the truth

  • Could i give you a video request?

  • yes this was so frkn helpful!!!!

  • This actually did help me; I went out and bought a miniature hair straightener yesterday. I didn't know they existed before this video!

  • "you want your hair to look like a duck after it went swimming in a pond"

    lmao

  • @3shantix ew......

  • $♥$♥$♥$

  • I didn't know what I want to be when I grow up, until now. Now I know that I want to be a JPmetz minion. forever. and ever.

  • What I do: I have extremely curly hair, however on my bangs, other than shampoo and conditioner, I put nothing on it. Then as I'm blow-drying the mane, I run it over the bangs a couple times, just so it's damp. Then I straighten them the first time. I keep doing that kind of deal, dry them a little, then straighten. It usually only 15 minutes to dry and straighten my hair, including bangs. :)

  • i love how this TUTORIAL is mostly made up of i dunt know, just kinda like that, you fix it,

  • hahhahaahaaha "dont freaking stalk me"

  • i luv this--- UNLIKE PEOPLE haha

  • "Nothing ever works when you have curly hair."

    As someone with naturally stubborn curly hair, I have to say that truer words have never been spoken.

  • Your rudeness and brutal honesty should probably chase me away... but I just subscribed.

    Are you a wizard, jpmetz?

  • beauty bitch :)

  • My worseless eyes are not worthy of your grace, essence, and sheer beauty, so I watched this video with a blindfold on.

  • I do everything you say, and I don't own a straightener, all I had was a box of limp noodles and a pencil sharpener, i made it through with your grace and excellence, ive never looked better.

  • every time I daze off dreaming about a fantasy life I want to have.. Jpmetz puts me back into place. never going to happen THANKS JPMETZ!

  • Any time I am feeling optimistic, jpmetz puts the world back into perspective again. I thank you.

  • Hi! I just found your channel and you're awesome! Your videos are so funny and hilarious! Thanks for posting!

  • comment for money

  • Do you mean that if you want to hang out with with someone and be BFFLs, you shouldn't stalk them, annoy them, and look like a total douchebag. Wow, that makes so much sense, why didn't I think of that.

    I love your attitude, you make my day, everyday. You say a lot of thing I am thinking, and it is appreciated. It's so nice to see someone with more sarcasm than I possess, very refreshing. I love you, not in a weird, stalking, 15 yr. old kind of way, but just the same I love your realness.

  • money money money

  • im going to curl my hair just to mess with you.

  • JPMetz prevented me from doing my biology homework because my eyes were glued to the screen for 3 hours. I now have a D. It was worth it

  • I was going to go on for about precisely 7.43 sentences to express the love I have for you, but I'm just gonna keep it short and sweet. I love your friggin' sexy face you sexy sexbucket. I'm done ass kissing now.

  • So helpful <3

  • If I can't stalk you, I'm just going to go to bed.

  • your "damn" hair is really pretty :)

  • who wants oily hair

  • in england we have no idea what bangs mean. Its called a fringe here.

  • @GoAlybongo ello gov'nah:)

  • you are so damn hilarious!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!

  • JPMetz,i had a stare off with a goose for you <3

  • Next time I will ask first before humping your leg.

  • I love you.

  • Hey um, Justine, are you still smoking? Because your voice cracked at 1:04 and I have this vision of you coughing your lungs out :(

  • some of this comments dont even make any sense

  • money can buy chocolate

  • lol your funny and cool!!! :)

  • shes the kinda woman youd always want around... ohhhh she mature yay HOOray for jpmets

  • When you pulled out the mini straightener my friend squealed "OMIGOSH that iron is so cute!" and I'm like "Its an inanimate object how is it cute...."

  • This just makes me want to stalk you again tonight

  • i love you

  • I want to steal your hair and clone beautiful armies of you.

  • i love you

  • gah im trying to think of something jpmetz will like too impress her..

    but thats impossible.

  • What happened to that brazillian blowout thing you got

  • I love you.

  • woah, you said "When you're texting someone..." I was actually texting someone o___o

  • if jpmetz was a fruit, shed be a damn lemon cuz she so SOUR  i hate you justine and i cant stop watching your pointless videos

  • jpmetz's camera isn't crooked... the world is.

  • @busPARTY23 PAH

  • I would stalk you if I could. Actually, if I saw you, I might die, because my life would be complete.

  • Come sleep with me

  • You're wearing THOSE glasses and calling me a BOZO? OOKAY

  • @danidani18 It's because she is wearing THOSE glasses that she can call us bozos.

  • @danidani18 get over yourself, justine is a god, you're a poop.

  • I have curly hair and bangs. It's the absolute friggin worst!!!! lova ya, justine

  • I legally changed my name to "Bozo Minion of JPMETZ" after watching this video.

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  • Get off YouTube if your that much of a grudge.

  • I think this is the most helpful beauty tutorial you ever made...

  • Here's my comment Justine. My contribution to your monthly paycheck. Go buy yourself something nice. You deserve it ;]

  • It would be an honor to roller skate on your hair <3

  • Your sarcasm and humor amuzes me. It makes me want to shoot myself in the face repeatitily untill i laugh so hard i cry, i cry so hard i cant breathe, then i D I EEE.

  • I wish I could hump you. o_o

    

  • I think I will get bangs just so I can follow advice from jpmetz. :)

  • "Nothing ever works when you have curly hair". This can't be more true.

  • When I grow up I want to be jpmetz C:

  • I'm glad you're back :) It turned my day around <3

  • Just fix iT? NICE advice :P

  • i acully blow dry my bangs in the opposite direction they go. then semi straighten them. i dont clamp down on the flat iron i just yea. shut up... listen 2 her. lol

  • Cha-ching!

  • I curled my bangs just so I could follow this tutorial.

  • Im kinda in love with that tiny straightner.... I mean when I saw it..*Orgasm*

  • the thing about people not getting a clue that you don't want to text back is so relevent to my life right now. ARE YOU SOCIALLY INEPT? LEAVE ME ALONE!

  • jpmets im so sorry about your room being flooded.when i found out, i walked to your house, from texas, with a straw so i could drink every last drop of sewage water.i failed...FORGIVE MEEEE *jumps off cliff*

  • I wish someone would stalk me like that. It would make me feel loved.

  • if jpmetz was a flavor of a pie, she'd be apple. cohs she's so sweet~ :D

  • Enjoy spending this 56c.

  • jpmetz should have a "Most devoted minion" competition. Based on who gives the most ass-kissing comment.

  • As somebody who has (very) curly hair and full-on bangs, this video... both makes me cringe and sympathize. YES YES to your hair never going where you want it to go. It's literally quite impossible. But oil? D: I don't know what kind of hair you have, but putting oil on my hair would make it ... oily. Which I go out of my way to avoid.

  • @thwhiteroses a lot of people with curly hair also have really thick and coarse hair, and oil just makes it more manageable