Science Foundation Employee Busted For Watching Porn

[gibsonfan871]

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[GhettoSage]

communism math on that? WTF is up with the stupid youtube subtitle thing?

[EmoGirlsAreHotts]

Nice BOOBS (;

[brainiac554]

if only the mic on ana's shirt weighed 10 lbs

[vincenzagodby09]

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[restlesspride666]

<3 Ana.

[RedNProud]

Maybe he was just watching it in a little window while he worked?

[MrShadeBlade]

where did you get that from the video they mention that the Washington post had a agenda against science which they do their over the top right wing. Their's no mention of extremism in this video

[clickhereandyoudie]

the country would be so good to live in if cenk was president

[MrShadeBlade]

Every man that lead the country never leaves office without changing, power really changes a man I rather have him a anchor I need a clean source of news :P

[dukenthaylor]

he blinded himself with science. his mother always said that would happen if he kept that up.

[ariesram74]

lol - tax dollars go to jackals in DC, jerks on wall street - who gives a damn if some guy is wacking off with a government computer.

[ariesram74]

one of my bosses was watching animal porn and he asked us not to watch porn on the computers b/c the IT department hated all the viruses we were getting on the pcs.

[r22k10]

Probably just a sexologist doing his job.

[tomitstube]

washington times? pshhh. rag.

[wlam]

331 days? wow... that's epic.

[duhCider]

He broke my record, for now.

[Kamicolod]

I'm at work right now.

[danthebard]

331? how did he go 34 days without jacking off out of the year

STORY IS FAAAKE

[AvatarOfGames]

cenk would be an awesome boss.. get your work done early and watch porn the rest of the day lol

[chefawkes]

cenk would be like "move forward"!

[JCYK90]

I would fucking love to work for him. I would never abuse his leniency.

[tehant1liberal]

love of god leads to compassion and empathy, love of science leads to sin, murder, and the holocaust

[RecklessYouth333]

Yes, because the Muslim terrorists that blow people up are all doing it for "love of science", right?

[CmdrTobs]

Jesus Christ.

[Sav3TheWorld]

Hitler was catholic. The holy wars, the crusades, the witch trials, 9/11. All caused by religion. What exactly has science done? Lest see, medicine, electricity, cars, internet. Oh, well, there was that murderous test tube, but he was a christian.

[Darahcos]

You could argue the Atom bomb was because of science. I don't agree with that view but it's one a lot of people will use. That however is an example of people utilizing science in a poor way. I very much agree with you but I am simply stating that a lot of people will reference the Atomic bomb as something that science should be ashamed of.

To me it is just science. The pursuit of knowledge and how people utilize that knowledge are 2 different things.

[marekday]

@Sav3TheWorld nuclear bombs toxins etc.. etc.. i think u left out a couple of things fuckhead

[pretearking]

@Sav3TheWorld Hitler was an Athiest.

[LovelesEntertainment]

Emm.. muslims.. holocausts (religion motivated).. witch trials... slavery.. crusades...

All religion motivated dude, science didn't have shit over balls to do with that crap.

[MegaBigbush]

his job was prob the science of porn but yeah 331 days watching it is quite alot of time just for porn, i wonder if theres any physiological effects from it but yeah interesting stuff

[killpath]

THAT'S A SHIT TON OF PORN! No harm no foul!

[ShutYourBlogFace]

Come on guys, I love your show, but please please get better quality of your videos. If random bloggers can have HD cameras, why can't you?

[chefawkes]

the qualities good here, what are you talking about?

[taans1]

a government job with 34 days off a year is very logical, for the military we get 30 days off a whole year.......

[twinscythe]

Not a Science Foundation job. Military roles are a bit different than office or research jobs

[TurboDally]

Watching porn 300+ days doesn't imply you watching it 24 hours a day...Could be 5 minutes of porn and off to the bathroom you know? And $13,000+ spent on porn is INSANE.

[1000Demons]

Do you mean $30000-50000 ALL UP, or PER PERSON tax?

If it's all up, then I don't care. A lot of other people are wasting it on far worse.

If it's per person, then that's awful.

[milliamp]

5*52=260

The fact that is was 331 days proves he takes the laptop home.

[chefawkes]

lmao true. people aren't even at work 331 days of the fuckin year.

[debunkingdebunkers]

He put in a lot of overtime.

[Sinives]

Girls are about 3x more perverted than guys O_O

Get into a girls head someday, you'd be amazed~

[TheCagedTiger]

"depends on how long it took him to achieve his result"

[liesashan]

Amazing,From $3,000 to $170,000 in Shock...

learn more at bit. ly/bestforex

[bigdavid351]

Another perfect example why liberals and their media are a fucking WASTE OF TIME

[SaintMichael82]

Amen! finally someone with common sense in the midst of this rabble.

[bigdavid351]

And then the same people im talking about give me a few thumbs downs haha

[reclusivesage]

Unfunny AND a liar...look out, ladies.

[tabber87]

These people are boring.

[Grrrr8e]

It never ceases to amaze me how pathetically liberal these idiots on TYT are. All of them go beyond liberal into the realm(lets be honest, all liberals are idiots) of insanity.

[ComicalFerret]

i agree.

[themanyone]

Now at the NSF you don't watch porn. Porn watches you!

[2tur]

lol!!

[HassanKobaissi]

funny shit i dont even know Why the hell would they even know he was watching it. it seems they put cameras in the bathroom or what lol

[Melo15xSTAT1]

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[FatRakoon]

LOL Achieving results!!!

[Mustafarulez]

LOL porn

[Melo15xSTAT1]

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subscribe for the laughs.

[Melo15xSTAT1]

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[was4dem]

Yea, make excuses for porn.

You give libs a bad name.

[copegents]

pungent jello

[Jonesman08]

Somebody in this video has an agenda (to some degree).

[geminielf7]

I go into the restroom and spend at least like 30 minutes playing wheel of fortune while working. I work in Las Vegas... lol

[geminielf7]

OH Man Guinness book of records!

[fifagutten]

the woman is stupid

[domulys]

i waste my employer's money watching TYT on youtube :-)

[Joeydoodoo]

LOL you go man way to be. TYT ftw.

[JerkyChid]

My laptop is the college laptop and I use it to watch TYT vids lol

[AllyKaht]

ere i would like to have a drink with cenk.

Proper bad boy.

[KrasnayaArmada]

lol a funny addiction

[MrPlatypuslover]

how would he do that? im pretty sure theres more than 30 days of weekend, and vacation

[j05baker]

Hell I jack off in my office

[edersiomoran]

What kind of office do you have?

[j05baker]

I'm a dealership manager

[ViolentRiC]

Achieving results! I'll take that euphemism, thank you very much.

[Fred13B]

Hey... maybe it was research. ;-)

[dtwinky]

I'm sure his IT Department would be a little upset if he got the Internet Herpes from watching porn.....

[milanthron]

Unless the guy was there pretty much all the time there's no way he could have watched that much over a year.

[Pleblian]

What gets me, is why the network administrator responsible for network security didn't catch this early. After I found the out who the guy was making my network vulnerable, I would have fired network security.

[selfmadetool]

Somebody was definitely either asleep at the wheel or didn't want to draw attention to him/herself for doing the same.

[blazednigga1]

i doubt he did that at work

at home yeah if he brought the lappy with him

why make a big deal out of a guy watching porn?

pssht

get his heart rate up...am sure his job prolly boring anyways hahaha

[darkus13]

wait a minute! wait a minute! wait a minute! so did he watch porn like 330x24 hours of porn or did he just visit porn sites every day? because if he just visited sites, weeell, that's not a problem, like 10-15 minutes a day, no prob.

[fredguy2]

That deep within me slumbers a power that can terraform the globe in moments.

[madpat2007]

ONly 331 days?! What a lightweight

[Desi4evah]

335-331 = 4 days (New year's, 4th of july, thanksgiving, and christmas)

what about labor day and memorial day??

[yomominbed]

if your saying 335 = daysin a year, its 365

[Desi4evah]

oh yeah.. jeez, what was i thinking??? lol.. thanks!

[yohaneuano4]

This guy is amazing. I could only watch once a week, sometimes once a month. Watching it regularly and habitually warps your mind.

[darkus13]

you CAN only watch porn once a week, what the hell? I can watch porn non-spot if I put my mind(uhm, no, not really) to it, I just won't, cuz it's a waste of time and electricity lol

[GarethandSarah]

330 days of the year is still better than when we find out who's been fucking children.

[MCANOUAR]

will cenk be comfortable if Jayar or Jesus is watching porn in their studio

[banonKING]

As long as the show gets made, I'm sure he would. Knowing Jesus I wouldn't doubt it!

[dopeskies]

watch porn at home for fuck sakes like everyone else

[megamarsvin]

Before we had internet at my old job (way back when) my boss had a bunch of nudie mags in his desk and he'd often be perusing them when we walked in on him unannounced.. I guess he cost the company billions too :p

[Lightren]

and think churches dont pay taxes hmmm wonder how much money is being wasted there

[Joxman2k]

Couldn't watching Porn be considered Anthropological research into mating rituals and current societal norms, and the means with which it is disseminated?

:P

[eirefrance]

The guy caught gave a humanitarian defense; the girls are from poor countries and his watching was helping them make money.

[Joxman2k]

God bless his heart :)

I think I'll help those poor girls too.

:P

[santosbl01]

An internet porn.

[PathogensQuest]

I'm wasting company money right now. Fuck them. I haven't gotten a raise in three years.

[gotilk]

SCIENCE foundation? Now we know what they do when they're not making Jesus cry.

[PathogensQuest]

Continue to make Jesus cry?

[gotilk]

EXACTLY!

[scaglietti03]

you should sue the people who tough you that for making you stupid

[gotilk]

No, either your sarcasm meter is broken or you're the one who was "TOUGH" to be stupid.

[ArranoGris]

Maybe he was torrenting porn and it cost them bandwidth or something.

[gotilk]

Bandwidth cost is a nebulous concept designed for consumers. That pipe is paid for, period.

[gotilk]

Just noticed my choice of words. lol

I think that "pipe" was paid for in more than one way.

[ArranoGris]

OHhhh!!!! *rimshot* Good one...there were certainly some pipes being cleaned at the least. Question is did he watch it at work or just DL it at work? Not that it matters.

[gotilk]

Yeah, it's all going to the same place anyway. In a tissue to ETERNAL DAMNATION!

[ArranoGris]

Oh believe me I know...just trying to think of possible angles this crappy newspaper may have taken.

[audadvnc]

How long was a typical "view"? I go out to Savita Bhabhi, the Indian adult comic, every work day, just to follow the comic. After 15 seconds, I've read it and am on with the day.

[oalemdemadrid]

I know how he got caught. 330 days?

People were like, wow, this guy´s really dedicated to his work! Let´s use him as a model of efficiency! Check it ...oh, wait...

[flowergirl1313]

I hope he had a private office.

I work at a bank and they blocked almost anything. One day, I tried to open my NPR streaming radio and it was blocked.

[GoblinInventor]

that there pornographic NPR, sheesh ;)

But ya, they block anything. I surprised he had a computer that could access porn.

Plus... jebus, can't you just wait til you get home? I don't have any problem with someone watching porn, he can watch it 356 days of the year if he wants too, so long as it's at home :P

[flowergirl1313]

I really hate my job and they know it. I wear to biggest headphone possible and try to make sure my BBC/NPR/PRI programs are downloaded.

Porn is for home. Even when I worked at a nonprofit during grad school, I'd never think to watch porn when I was alone. Too slow a connection :)

[sil80owner]

girls watch porn 2

[flightlessnerd96]

you mean 365 right?

[MrTommyjackson]

I'm in the military, working in a computer shop, and we once had someone return one of our laptops with five folders (with each one devoted to a seperate online porn network) full of porn right in the middle of the desktop. We thought it was hilarious.

[EnhancementSmoker]

hey, nerds need it too...

[hypnofan35]

It's the NSF, and he was doing it for free. Let's just call it a little "Free Lance Research", which he was apparently also doing free of charge or funding. He could tell them he's working with Dr Ruth. Even if he was a security guard he could probably sell that minor whopper.

[kif868]

Or watching the young turks at work

<----guilty. LOL...man I wonder how many hours have I wasted at work watching the new videos lol

[jotunobsidianeyes]

I can't watch porn or anything like that at work. A thousand hammers would slam down on me like rain.

[Inupiatun]

Too bad for you :(

Watching porn at work should be a protected Freedom :DD

[Revoltingsheeple]

I have to say, that's a real commitment to getting a daily porn dose! I've never understood watching porn at work. Is the urge really too strong to resist for some people, or is it the thrill of getting caught that drives them?

[versanil]

There are only approximately 220 days that he could be at work if you don't include weekends and annual leave/holidays. This story sounds fishy to me.

[MitchofSmeg]

how many days did he take off work? i am guessing the others

[random0815]

who needs time off when you have porn ^^, you cant say he hasnt been working.., worlds leading wankologist

[DrQuijano]

Here's his explaining at home: "dear, you don't give me any so I either look at porn or cheat on you".

[Domzdream]

mmmm...porn.

[bobbytiger]

I'll bet ACORN was involved.

[eeedel]

TYT handled this perfectly

[maxmax33]

why pay fore porn when there are website like youtube but djust porn.

[thenewvoice8]

only 331 times, what a wanker!!!

[FresnoTimeLord]

Dumbass!

[iceless]

I don't understand why he did it on a goverment laptop though. I don't think I could. I'd keep my laptop clean so that when people try and pick up dirt on me I'd be like "Well try and blame me for something I haven't done, go on!" A goverment laptop is a goverment laptop, not your own. What about the poor soul who if the goverment re-use that laptop, The new person has to use that laptop. Sticky Keys and a jammed spacebar!

[WormRecon]

331 days a year Surfing porn "at work" means he's surfing some Sundays too.

LOL I watch TYT at work.

[fido5150]

Cenk, this is just some constructive criticism, but you need to let Ana talk more during her stories.

What I've noticed a lot of lately is that she'll introduce the story, and then be relegated to color commentary as you kinda 'take over' the discussion.

Now if you want to discuss it 'after' she's pretty much done, then by all means go for it, but I've seen her frustration on occasion when you just won't shut up and let her talk. ;)

I enjoy your commentary, Cenk, but Ana needs more airtime :)

[dragonflychainsaw]

it seems to me that it is an ethics issue if you use company equipment for any purpose other than what it was intended then in my eyes you are wrong and should suffer the consequences

[eddie071587]

LoL fkn nerds and their oirn

[Toxxic88]

Big gap aka big confidence interval just means shitty statistical claims

[Chimera1591]

Let him go, sometimes you just have to rub one out.

[togussa]

YEah! 351 times!

[Lobos222]

I wouldnt care if a person watched porn no a work laptop at home after working houres if it was a dvd or something, but I wouldnt want anyone to surf porn on a work laptop because of all the Trojans, viruses etc stuff on sites like those.

Nor would I like if they used them for torrents etc because of legal issues.

[charbroiledmonk1033]

Lol if you were an old nerd not getting any action, ud watch porn all the time too.

[SkreetGil]

Does Don Draper write these Gieco commercials?

[GamertownUSA]

I need a job at the science foundation

[LucasLoveChild]

i wish i could waste taxpayers dollars smoken dope or getting drunk

hehe

[Shisho2k]

Doesn't sound like a waste to me. I wouldn't mind paying taxes for that.

[Dray90]

I love how google ads always advertises repubs on your page.

[dmtv74]

A little skeet never hurt anybody. i don't care what a person watches (well, nothing illegal or royally fucked up) as long as they're doing their damn job.

[AfterLifeGuru]

Yeah but...can you say viruses? If he wants to choke the chicken he can do it on his lunch break. It also depends where he's watching it, if he's got an iPhone or something then fine. But NOT on a company computer.

[dEdGrimley]

I don't get why the hell people watch porn at work. Porn stays at home... FFS, how hard is that to understand?

I'll watch TYT clips at work sometimes, and that's literally about the worst I'd watch, and while that might not be entirely appropriate, at least it deals with political issues and current events.

[tonysoprano216]

If you wanna see Sarah Palin leave politics and become a MILF porn-star, gimme a thumbs-up!!!

[A86]

That man was providing a vital study in the scientific community. He was studying the quality the resolution quality of porn site webcams.

Like TYT says....let 'em go!

[tonysoprano216]

Porn is my new religion now. It gives me a high and a release that the church never did. All praises due to porn.

VIVA LA PORNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TAz69x]

COMPLETELY agree with Cenk. As a CEO of my business, I would allow them to smoke a blunt at their desk if they chose (or the adjacent room if it bothered any employees), as long as they got their job done, enjoy your work!

We NEED more jobs to be enjoyable, like working at Google.

[CactosS]

yeah, who gives a shit

[Stonehawk]

Uh-huh. Right. Listen, I have three breaks at my job, in a public office with open-top cubicles, full view all around and no privacy. I have a fifteen minute break, an hour lunch, and another fifteen minute break. My breaks cost exactly the same to my company no matter what I do on them, and I would -not- get away with pr0n. You know what? Fuck it. I need to go work for the government... so I can watch porn at work.

[avl39563]

Show us your milk bags ana.

[Dray90]

LMFAO ur so wrong.

[kazooga1234]

this is a twisted story but i think its halrious at the same time thx for the upload its extremely ha bisky and i think its twisted when any1 gets busted for watching porn at there work caz its like how stupid do u have to be