The Fast Show -Ted and Ralph, drinking game. in full

[ega95jch]

True comedy genius.

[WhatR2D2Saw]

Ahh, back when Paul Whitehouse still gave a shit.

[haltoner]

Classic!

[qwargy]

watching this in bed on iphone trying not to wake the wife with my convulsions!! just hilarious!!

[trulynot]

"Sorry....I mean ( shakes head ) ...tomato..sorry."

[ScouseBobWaterlooRfc]

Ha ha

[OnePeicePiret]

Weirdest drinking game ever, like the kind that's only done by old men who sit around in bars.

[kingpupnyc]

Sorry...I mean tomato sorry....LOL

[aakkoin]

what the fuck?

[charlierose19922]

tomato is a fruit

[willsea78]

sorry..... i mean, tomato sorry

[aimeedthegothrocks]

tomato i aubergine love potato this turnip show!

[Sanctum90]

I personally recommend turning on the "transcribe audio" captions for this video. I don't think youtube factored in west country accents when they made their word recognition software...

[craigieboy123]

@Sanctum90 bob and barbara

[Cosworth4x4power]

This week I have mostly been pissing myself !!!!

[mrbeans19]

private turnip matter

[aimeedthegothrocks]

@mrbeans19 private matter over turnips

[DrWhoFanatic101]

Paul Whitehouse is amazing! I have NO IDEA how he manages to keep a straight face whilst doing these sketches

[m1onie]

i love this show so much

[philtheb]

Comedy Genius!!

[madblaa]

Love this!

[MrKevster67]

funny stuff

[UFwho]

"Your potato wife has turnip dead"!! Funny stuff!

[lerxt42]

Brit comedy ...the best

[jesoby]

I mean potato sorry..

[nonoo]

Brilliant

[MetalJunky2010]

lmao classic, what an awesome show that was

[standandyliver07]

tomato i overagine think potato its turnip the carrot funniest asparagus thing celery ever

[dwfan12]

lol!

[exandakane]

Whitehouse was good in some short lived - I don't want to use this term - "dramedy" called Happiness iirc. Excellent actor.

Excellent sketch!

[Borkopenny]

Yes, yes, yes!

[mozzersquiff]

ha ha i'll get me coat

[Eztoez]

Paul Whitehouse is actually an EXCELLENT actor. Truly talented. He actually gives a very moving performance in some of the Ted sketches. Genius

[kylegreerrocks]

agreed! to me, the beauty of it is that it's SO hilarious and profoundly moving at the same time :)

[Kablaine]

@Eztoez i read in an interview for some magazine that johnny depp thinks whitehouse is the best actor in the world.. and marlon brando

[theactordavidbath]

@Kablaine Yeah, I remember him saying that. He appeared in the Suit You sketch for a special.

[hermanJnr112]

@Eztoez Don't forget the Rowley Birkin QC final sketch, that moves me to near tears every time I see it! :P

[ruthymccabe]

Total fucking genius. Never bettered.

[wickstarr]

this is a classic sketch 1 of there best i reckon

[zucoy21z89]

Poor old wifey!!

[RandomHero565]

ahahaha fucking brilliant

[napone0]

HAHAHA oh my god!

[dancer857]

Poor Ted

[Nattacus]

tomato, sorry...

[rbj2001]

"It's a private matter..." "GONG!! Wahey!!"

[bernie31872]

funniest thing on tv ever

[dan32113]

twix A bounty FUCKING marsbar CLASSIC!

[oneindapink]

this is without doubt one of the best written sketches of all time.......timeless clasic.

[wjfox2006]

ROFL

[mznxbcv01]

'Tomato Ted Aubergine your Potato wife's Turnip dead' has to be the funniest line ever invented. It's so comedic and tragic it's genius

[aimeedthegothrocks]

@mznxbcv01 time for funerals cos i just died laughing

[DMEB]

haha found myself playing this game with the lads not long ago... haha fun!!!

[Dimitrije]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[paul20motorbikes]

Whitehouse and company excelled themselves when they came up with this. The reason why the rest of the world looks at England forits supply of comedy....

just superb. Makes me cry with laughter..

[100percentHARDCORE]

lol these charictors are the best in any sketch show ever.

[appleofmypie]

"don't be embarrassed sir its just a little bit of fun" XD i love this

[whufcburkett]

v.v.v funny.

[stripeyroom]

With all due respect, some of us "non-UK people" do understand this, and we do think it's funny.

[hossoneninesixtwo]

Yeah - to be honest "stripey" :> this "you are not British you won't get it " crap is a bit old and flies in the face of reality - If you guys on the other side of the pond can get Benny Hill, Python, Gervais and even "are you being served" - I don't think there is that much of a sense of humour barrier in the middle of the Atlantic. Peace ;>

[stripeyhole]

Yes, and some of us Yanks have even been across the ol' pond ourselves : )

[disposableproduct]

lol seen it comming from start :) but great anyway

[keepaalo]

YOURE WIFE's DEAD lol didnt see that 1 coming :D

[emanzdaone]

Genius. This never gets old and it's a shame the humour is lost on non-UK people coz its a class thing that only we may understand properly. but that never gets old!

[dfarmbrough]

He is reminiscent of Jeffrey Fairbrother addressing Ted in Hi-De-Hi - it's all class-based :-)

[Simon0]

chim chiminy chim chiminy chim chim cheroo.

[brightlights456X]

was he gay for ted or something?

[johnhoward1234]

no, he was just trying to be friends with him, but nobody likes Ralph!!

[brightlights456X]

Hummm....I see.

[thelexus]

no ralph does love him, they admit it in the last epsiode

[brightlights456X]

Thought so;D

[jhodgski]

I love the, "erm, tomato, sorry" at the end!

[Borkopenny]

Haha! Pure genius.

[fegibbard95]

GENIUS! I agree with other comments here - that's right spelling not genious though. The Tin Turner setch is here, just saw it. Thanks

Saintsfan.

[whouster]

A truly classic sketch!

[silentbob82]

Your potato wifes turnip dead! lol! Genius!

[mrbeans19]

TOMATO SORRY

[robno1]

genious

[newrochellephoenix]

Have not seen it posted-but a skit I liked was when Ralph(right name and spelling?)asked Ted to a Tina Turner concert.

[davidcoullie]

did hugh fearnly whittingstall invent this game? wicked show!!!!!!!

[adebiss]

tomato the aubergine best potato tv turnip show carrot ever . Brilliantttt

[gor86]

Awesome!!!

[mcdjsteff]

hahahahaha classic!!

[Simon0]

remember the one with "exceedingly good cakes". That was an unusual one. Anyone know where I can find that clip on youtube? (with Ted..)

[Simon0]

well you shouldn't joke about people dying but that was hilarious.

[skint24]

Sorry....err tomato sorry!

Fantastic!

[AlbaSaab]

Rofl

[birkinsmith88]

Depressingly cute

[halloweensorachan]

Turnip....dead. Hahahaha classic. XD

[lordoftimeguy1]

ow....it hurts... no really i've got the box set and this chracter may be brilliant but boy! he depresses me...

[cragetzimmer]

what a classic

[ufewl]

And it was the only time they/Ted ever welcomed him to their group too.....

[isitfridayyet]

this is hilarious

[Twiggysixx]

Possibly the funniest 3 minutes ever aired on television.

[hevybrothmeister]

aww poor Ted maybe he will finally get together with Ralph

[birkinsmith88]

I think he did, if you look for the compilation on Youtube (the end of part 4)

[hoss1962]

In the "last fast show ever" they did ...funny in a slightly disturbing way. And the jazz club guy got shot to death....I do like to spoil endings..;P

[fegibbard95]

Funniest plu saddest one of these very funny sketches - thank you SaintsfanUK1, Frank.

[silentbob82]

The funniest Fast Show sketch of all time

[LouisBurnley]

tomato.....sorry

hahaha

[YKW2]

Tomato Such aubergine a potato brilliant turnip sketch!

[frankydoo9]

ralph and ted are so funny, we need mor eof them on, like the one where ted sits at the bottom of the garden and ralph walks all the way to see him and ted doesn't say anything :P i think youve all guessed its because ralph is gay and he likes ted so ted feels weird whenever he comes, some people didnt realise that, they thought te djust didnt like him. :D

but for all you people who like these sketches....good on ya! ;)

[wotagoodname]

Turnip Dead

[ianstenning]

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[prettyvibe]

well said