SCRUBS - Turk and the mini van

[th3G4mer]

lol turk looks like hancock

[IllusiveSheen]

I love how gangsta Turk is at 0:32-0:36

[n00dlesformabr00dles]

Oh my god I haven't seen this episode...

[Lennyblink182]

in german he says "du schaffst mich mutti" what does mean "you screw me mom" in english.

mutti is like naming your wife an old fart^^

stil love that scene in english :)

[DerKoppa]

"ur killin me woman" :D:D

[SerEcO182]

0:17 Dr. Cox. Hello, that's a nice ride, huh DEXTER???

That only happens on Scrubs. <3

[chiller1707]

carla is such a fucking nerd^^

[MrMcpsycho]

in german its spongebob

[ShaharKrausz]

0:10-0:12

I swear once a creepy homless came to me with that face.

[lachita36]

k so why don't u just call people by their names and be done with it.....srsly or call them black..i don't think they mind...if they do mind then they're racist

[SmileFIN]

racism exists mostly because, for example, some white people say that its racist to call someone black, because that white person is offended by the word, even though most black people arent (shouldnt). im white, you can say im white, because my skin IS WHITE, and thats how i treat others unless its QQ im not black, im dark skinned!

[PerchickSpore]

In the German version she says: "So that the kids can watch Spongebob" xDD

[PerchickSpore]

In the German version she sais: "So that the kids can watch Spongebob" xDD

[SVuDoo]

4 ppl own mini vans

[vcmpNewK]

lol Dr.cox at the end of the video was like :DDDD

[TrIggerCT]

turk all like gangster

[Fightingdbz]

Dr Cox's facial expressions during this video...simply brilliant :D

[howlbigbadwolf]

I treat Vans like there are a Space ship, kids love that kinda of stuff, Pressing buttons to open and close doors, Locking in Destinations on the navigation, Checking Fuel levels and Engine Temps, all green! Caro is locked down, Engage!

[mutjinnamja88]

lol, so the kids can watch elmo

[southparkjrd]

22s, spinnerss, and elmo. now thats gangsta! lol

[Crew7177]

hahah, lol @ pimping " we gon' pimp this out, gonna put some 22s on it, and put some spinners on those 22s... and dvd player so the kids can watch elmo " XD hahahaha

[djkboogie71]

As funny as this clip is, its a shame its ruined because people can't see past color. Still. What A SHAME!

[Longlifeee]

is carla missing a tooth?

[GTfreak88]

@Longlifeee it just looks like she does 

[SelamAleykum91]

@Longlifeee

You better dont mess with the WARRIOR !!!!

[Schneeck]

He- llo! That's a nice ride, hu Dexter? Honk, Honk XDD

[Jigster2006]

Dr Cox's laugh/smile at the end haha

[GreatnessItself]

@Jigster2006 true hapiness

[Slypaperclips]

Where is the friendliness and joking that you normally see on scrubs videos? It's been tainted by political correctness :( SPREAD THE SCRUBS LOVE PEOPLE

[bjoern007]

lol classic pimp my ride speech xD

[Spacewarrior1]

in german carla says, they will watch spongebob xD because nowbody here knows elmo

[rfitzy2010]

check out my channel if u guys like scrubs

[mattzowee]

we're gonna put some 22's on it and put some spinners on the 22's

[vampyreakura]

LMFAO!!!

[Longlifeee]

pause at 0:07 is carla missing a tooth?

[MrMultiAlber]

lol the german version says that the DVD player is to watch spongebob .. ?!? is elmo the same .? cuz I dont really know Elmo xD

[RukaStar1]

@MrMultiAlber Elmo is not like Spongebob. Elmo is a red puppet from the television show Sesame Street which teaches younger kids about counting, the alphabet, etc. Scrubs did a video with Sesame Street in it so search "Scrubs J.D. Loves Sesame Street" and Elmo is in it. :)

[MrMultiAlber]

@RukaStar1 oh thx a lot .. now I know which vid Im gonna watch next and that the german version was different in that situation ,.. and haha yeah I know the sesame street ... I just didnt really watch it and dont know the names

so peace out and have fun watchin' the show

[KuroiKarite]

Man, I want a DVD player to watch Elmo on...

[bronsdog]

ZOMG ELMO... BESHT CAR EVAWRRRRR

[Ruach]

You know Carla is easily the least funny character on the show.

[Zuckertitte]

love the way dr. cox is looking "cool" while turk tells him how he wanna pimp the car :D

[bahamut99]

"See what we goin' do is pimp this out...get some 22's on it...spinners 22's..."

"Oh and DVD player so the kids can watch elmo!"

[BossL16]

in german she said that the kids can look Sponge Bob

[TheElenion]

haha i love the dexter comment

[Dzejman]

that's a nice ride, huh, dexter :D

[PawsOnTheSand]

"Oh! And a DVD player so the kids can watch Elmo!" LOL!

[dylanroo]

I actually think Elmo would be the most badass thing on/in the car

[daplayer]

@dylanroo

I KNOW!

[swpws]

@dylanroo hahahahahah

[WakeUpEveryone]

"You're killing me woman!" lol lol lol

[savundra92]

0:33

[wltarded]

ya killin me women XD

[007DefCon3]

U see Dr Cox wat ima' do is we gon' pimp this out - we gon' throw sum 22's on it put sum spinners on da' 22s...

[Kurskayaduga]

It's a niiice ride, huh, Dexter? lmao

[royzroyz]

0:10 - 0:12 .. Cox's Face.. AAAWSOOME XD

[220891nb]

elmo  is amazing!!!!!

[thugslife86]

wtf puhahahahahahah xD xD xD xD lool

[Rosii93]

0:31 0:37 lmao at Dr. Cox's face

[DaraJonas]

ELMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[HBK1860]

in the german version she sais spongebob^^

[PunkyPurplePandas]

ohh! and a DVD player so the kids can watch elmo!

[firegremln]

You're killing me, woman!

[partygirl209]

i think it's sweet if a man gets a car 4 his baby.

[Gnisserd]

ah tnx :D

[Gnisserd]

wich episode

[GTfreak88]

read the description ;-)

[evolvedape10000]

@Gnisserd i swear to god you guys must do this on purpose. every single video that lists the episode in the descriptions, some one asks in the comments "which episode?"

[arnoldy09]

but there are haitians too ......

[ixobileixobile]

"you see dr.cox, were gonan put some 22s on it and gonan pimp it out..." LOL

[petev23]

Turk is the Man...I love this clip!!

[nubpjuju]

Was it because Dexter got a van too??

[Kervanat0r]

yay

and because he too is often disguised! lol Scrubs and Dexter are by fare the two most awesomest shows ever to be aired (post Simpsons... of course!)

[guitarnublet]

'You're killing me woman'. Best fucking oneliner ever!

[MMBinNC]

we gonna put sum 22"s on it and some spinnas on the 22"s....and a DVD player so the kids can watch ELMO!

[Kwood4]

0:13 dr cox waving lol

[Marotzke]

does he mean dexter from dexter???

[preput]

that's what i was wondering

[fukinguitar]

DEXTER !!!!

[PyromaniacAndKnives3]

ive never laughed so hard in my life.

[dazlok23]

shud get out more

[TARDISgirl900]

ELMO

[YouKnowThatBaldGuy]

ur killing me woman!!!

lmao

[DavijoBoy]

lol, he looks like a crack dealer with that hoodie on so tight !!

[R3D00d]

LMFAO HAHAHA

[Cashmoney900000]

.........LOL

[MMriepw]

"See, Dr. Cox, what I'ma do is, we gon' pimp this out. We gon' throw some 22's on it, put some spinners on the 22's."

I died laughing.

I have this video on my Zune.

[EvilChickenSWE]

Haha, I love how she accidently open the backdoors too.

[ArtistProductions]

One of the best scenes from Turk vs Cr. Cox! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxx

[ArtistProductions]

DR.*

[lueszu]

"you're killing me woman" LOL

[follacdc]

my gym teachers favorite qoute xD

[chelokun]

One thing about I love about Perry is that he doesn't rip on Turk for being black but he rips on Turk for NOT being black. It burns and it's technically not racist.

[eaterofcandy]

definitely.

scrubs writers are geniuses.

they made a show that has a lot of racist comments but not racist at all at the same time.

[Utubefounder]

There are no racist comments on scrubs just the typical stereotypes, Dr Cox is debating Turks "Coolness" cos its the stereotype along with the: shouting at movie screens, the slang from the board member "Hey whats up dawg", the Sacred Heart Posters and all the rest. There are plenty of white stereotypes 2

[JiMMyJaM08061991]

because turk isnt black

[jamie06101]

Calling him black is racist, its African American.

[808Productionz]

How in the flying fuck is calling him black racist? He's black, cox is white, so the fuck what?

[jamie06101]

How am I supposed to know lol, I took law at college and your not supposed to call them black, plus I said hey hes black, the black guy heard me and said fuck you nigger lol.

[808Productionz]

In a courtroom setting maybe.

[jamie06101]

guess it depends really what race u r.

[ginnyisdacoolest]

Why is calling someone black racist? It's just a word to describe their skin tone. Calling them a n*gger or a monkey is racist, but this is just political correctness gone mad. Did you know that nursery teachers aren't allowed to sing ba ba black sheep any more?

[jamie06101]

Some people find black racist, why do you they introduced the phrase "African American", yeah that arn't allowed to sing Humpty Dumpty either.

[apexdna]

So is calling someone white racist too ?! What about brown or yellow ?!

[jamie06101]

Your supposed to call "White people" Caucasian, but, and I'm white, most white peopple couldn't give hell, it's mainly "black" that get mardy with it and take it seriously.

[apexdna]

True that ...

[jamie06101]

Take a look at these nursery rhymes, sorry for spelling, just woke up, :/ Ugly Duckling, and Bar Bar Black Sheep, they have been banned because they involve a black ducklng and a black sheep.

[nirvanafan833]

they've been banned? shiiit, how will I get to sleep now?

[jamie06101]

Lol, Urgh, make a new one up, make sure it doesn't involve anything black in lol

[nirvanafan833]

"the whips go smack and tha slaves go..." umm maybe not lol. no offense to anyone who takes offense to that lol

[shinstabber]

Well ring around the rosie is about the bubonic plague... so I guess it's still ok to sing a nursery rhyme about the worst epidemic in recorded history, one that wiped out over a quarter the population of Europe.

[Attrition631]

Ring around the rosie being about the plague is just an urban legend.

[tomeofenigmas]

I think it's because 360 years of slavery and 40 + years of oppression will make you pretty damn sensitive

[jamie06101]

if all them years of slavery bothered them, but the world at war a few times doesnt?

[james8492]

you know...your point is pretty valid...however it falls apart seeing as you haven't been alive for the last 360 years....

[tomeofenigmas]

Even so, you remember all the humiliation and turmoil your ancestors had to go through for you to be here and so I think that's why people jump at the hint of racism. You forgive but you don't forget. But yeah, I just saw the whole argument and I wouldn't care if you called me African-American or Black. "the whips go smack and tha slaves go..." I would find offensive if I actually cared about what idiotic Youtubers said. But whatever.

[spankybighead]

keep in mind though...most african americans adults in there prime at the moment are roughly 35 to 45. Our parents grew up in the Jim Crow era and our grand parents are only two generations away from slavery. So basically a 40 year old is 4 generations from slavery and 1 generation from segregation. Old deep wounds take a long time to heal.  It will take a few generations for blacks to develope a "thicker" skin.

[tomeofenigmas]

I absolutely agree with you but this whole argument started over some stupid comment someone made. I'll protest only when I believe the speaker has a brain and can fully comprehend the words coming out of my mouth. Otherwise, I'd just laugh cause I know that's more worthwhile than wasting my time arguing with youtube heads that have no life.

[silkedenise]

personally I would agree with you, but there are sure people, for example kids, getting influenced by such comments. so I guess it's better to say that it's shit to offer more aspects, information or whatever..

[shinstabber]

Which is a retarded phrase... it's supposedly less racist but when you call someone that you imply that they're not full-on Americans. Think about it, any other time you call someone a "Something American" it means they weren't born in America.

Also... what the fuck would you call a black guy from England? A British African American?

[Wroyth]

An African Britisher, surely? :P

[shinstabber]

Haha, touche

[Giants2082]

also gotta wonder how Jamaican people in America feel about it... they're not African to begin with!

[jrwith]

the term "african american" is mostly inaccurate, I don't particularly like it for that reason. because technically you could call Charlize Theron "African American" because she's from South Africa.

[captainretep]

@jrwith do you prefer black, or nigger? Because guess what. The world isn't all gum drops and rainbows. How about we just drop all defining words and go with...Hum, I don't know, people, homosapien, human? Because that is what we are. The more we keep doing this, the worse it's going to get.

[jrwith]

who said I wanted gum drops and rainbows, I just don't like the "politically correct" term being something ambiguous that doesn't even cover everyone.

[ollieroks]

you are very unhappy. you need a hug.

[creamcorn09]

@jrwith thats what im saying i like being called black cause thats what i am

[onegemini77]

@creamcorn09 Nothing wrong with it. White people are called white. We are not called European American or Anglo-Saxon American. I am all for civil rights, but some take the Politically Correct thing to far and it only serves to further alienate people.

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Even Turk in one of the episodes says, "We're actually going by black now." When a person is confused about it. Morgan Freeman even speaks about it and does not support Black History Month. It's all AMERICAN history and WORLD history.

[TrulyLivindaLife]

@onegemini77 It goes faaaaarrrrrr deeper that what a fictional character Turk says and one black actor Morgan Freeman says. Cultural identity of black people goes faarrrrrr deeper that this discussion on Youtube. Please dont listen to actors and think its THE truth.

[smellyuglydork]

@TrulyLivindaLife

So it's not all chicken, watermelon and rims? You just shattered my entire worldview, hope you're happy! *cries*

[onegemini77]

@TrulyLivindaLife So you would further seperate and alienate yourself by forcing recognition of your differences? I am sure there are many others who are not actors who feel the same way. Just those who are famous are more recognizeable, which is why they are referenced. It does not invalidate their points. So you tell me, since it goes deeper. Where is the Jewish History month? Where is the Spanish history month? History is ALL OUR HISTORY.

[TrulyLivindaLife]

@onegemini77 Whoa. hold on. Im sorry that i offended u in anyway and i def promised myself that i would not have these conversations anymore and here i am. lol. let me be clear in saying that I am appreciate all of the different histories in World history. Thats what makes the world beautiful. I am just sayin that i personally believe there is a reason why Black history month is still valid and needed. So i disagree w those actors in that standpoint. That all i am going to say. i am done. deuces

[onegemini77]

@TrulyLivindaLife Hey I'm sorry to. Sometimes the tone in these comments is hard to judge. I understand if you disagree with them. That is fine. Also if you feel Black History Month is valid. That is fine also. It will take time for us all to heal. I was only pointing out, that such a month does consciously point out a difference, when the end of racism is about trying to point out what we have in common. To which I agree with Morgan Freeman, We are all American. Should be American History Month

[onegemini77]

@TrulyLivindaLife Anyway, I apologize also. I was in no way trying to antagonize you or dismiss your views. Take it easy trulyLivindaLife.

[xxTaKe2xx]

@jrwith yes Charlize Theron is an African American. What's ur motherfucking problem ?

[Hutcarlingos]

@jrwith yeah it's so retarded, what's so offensive about "black"?

[EreinionEluchil]

@jrwith Not to mention it implies subdivisions of America that shouldn't exist.

[songfrog89]

@jrwith Yeah, and what if you're british!

[1990Adamd]

@jrwith You Americans call our black people "African Americans", when they are actually British black people...

[CurtisDoverY0]

@jrwith as turk once said "Were actually saying black now"

[zofspade]

@jrwith Well, she is an African American...

[Zebedee67]

You would call them a black person

[shinstabber]

My point exactly. Calling someone black isn't inherently racist any more than calling someone white. It's merely a means of identification. It's not what you say, it's how you say it.

[Hoopermazing]

@chelokun Perhaps, but you are indeed a moron.

[chelokun]

@Hoopermazing If I may ask, what is that suppose to mean?

[Pashazgv]

@chelokun actually it kinda would, if he hadn't been bragging with it all the time!

[kurdiii89]

OMG I LOVE Scrubs!

[apexdna]

"What I'ma do, is we gonna pimp this out.  We gone throw some 22's on it. Put some spinners on the 22's ... "

[Huw312]

OOOH an a DVD player so the kids can watch elmo

[apexdna]

Haha, good stuff ain't it ... SCRUBS FTMFWyo!

[nero91]

"Yo killin me woman..."

[bballman1079]

haha turks big ego

[leftyking500]

ROFL

[rocheymoon]

i love dr cox's face when turk is talking about how he is going to modify the car lol.

[viridismonasteriense]

Ditto...subtle comic genius...

[shagolf21]

"You're killin' me, woman"....lol!

[whereami07]

LOL I love this scene :D

"So the kids can watch Emo"

[retteretter]

why did u repost to spell elmo wrong??

[whereami07]

LOL I love tihs scene :D

"So the kids can watch Elmo"

[sniper4nl]

ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[barrychapman]

best clip ever