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  • But why the hell did she marry Gerald instead lol

  • As for the rest of you around this table not directly related to me, ... you can sod off !

  • "I would like to propose a toast...to go with the pate."

    that had me snorting and chortling for ages!!

  • If that was my father-in-law, I wouldn't even been mad.

  • Am I the only one who thinks he is cute doing the second sketch?

  • 18 people doenst know what FELLATIO means.... lol >_<

  • i knew this mother fucker could talk

  • i spurn you as would spurn a rabid dog. i would like to propose a toast to the caterers

    genius!

  • @benjaminthen1998 Don't feel like it.

  • Fellatio is BJ.

  • lol she gave a priest a BJ haha

  • 16 people didn't like this video.

  • @EpicAglet Yes, well, that's generally what the dislike button means. Thank you for pointing it out to us though.

  • "...and so she showed me."

  • 16 people are the kind of people you emmigrate to avoid

  • Fellatio=Blow job :D

    

  • anyone who doesn't know what a felatio is shouldn't recive one

  • felatio

  • blow job.....

    

  • I'm afraid that I don't find this funny.

  • And what is the church's attitude towards fellatio? Well, it must be alright if the priest keeps doing it.

  • But why would the priest just suddenly ramble on about fellatio?

  • Felatio is.... mmmmm how should i explain this.. mmmm oh... yeah just google it.. mmmm hahahha

  • eh, right right, ehehe, right, well ehehe, right. TOTAL LOL!!!

  • Fellatio is a BJ

  • i didn't know what felatio was. So I googled it and clicked the wikipedia link. The page had a pictures. A lot of them. Now i am WELL informed of what it is XD

  • If hes the father of the groom and the groom married the fathers daughter then that would be incest i believe.

  • @MrGuitarphenomenon he's the father in law

  • I love how he eats communion! I was like O______________O! Then when he was the dad, I have never laughed so hard ever!

  • I still have the analogue LP of Mr. Atkinson from 1981 in Belfast... That was masterpiece!

  • wow... rly nice one...

  • king, good explaination.

  •  made  on 

  • C'mon dont tell me u dont know what fellatio is?

    Even 10yr olds know what that is .....Time has changed man ...!!!;-)

  • LOL FELLATIO IS A BLOW JOB!!!! HAHAHAHA IM SO IMMATURE! *TALKING TO MY GF -LOL YOU THINK I HAVE ONE?, NOOOOO-* GIVE ME A FELLATIO *HER* OK! WAIT, WHATS THAT? LOL

  • i love british english

  • Oral stimulation of a man's penis..

  • fellatio means blowjob..... wow it feels good to be a genius 

  • @ari1fly people like you make me feel like a damn god, because i know what that stuff is i pretty much know most of the retarded sex jokes in the book, i just let em out for the retarded messes have a laugh while i have a good laugh at how mentally disturbed the people that laugh at that kinda stuff really are. So it's food for the clowns lol

  • When I was younger I did not know what Fellatio meant. But every since then I have become a Cunning Linguist.

  • The whole bit with the Eucharist had to be put in so he had something to do during the laugh breaks of the first part. Just shows his timing and genius. Cracks me up every time I watch it.

  • what is prick?

  • @wangxiahao change the "pr" to "d" and that's basically it

  • @TheAndyTai oh! what the hell :)

  • @wangxiahao Prick means dick :)

  • I don't get it, I know perfectly who he is, and I love his stand-up comedy videos, but even I still refer to him as Mr. Bean, its just who I know him as. And honestly everyone knows about Mr. Bean, so stop telling people to stop referring him as Mr. Bean, because he really is Mr. Bean.

  • He played Blackadder, that's what most people remember him for, and he is a stand-up comedian, he became Mr Bean but only as a side-project, and Johnny English as well. Mr Bean and Johnny English is what kids remember him by, and Blackadder is what adults remember him by.

  • He doesnt talk at all as Mr. Bean, so I didnt know how he sounded when he talked. But MAN he even SPEAKS amazing!!!

  • looks in his pocket and finds pink pants or bra, halarious

  • 11 people dont know what fellatio is

  • Is that Mr Bean?

  • @masterassassin7

    His REAL name is Rowan Atkinson but they always call him MR BEAN

  • @masterassassin7 Technically it's Rowan Atkinson

  • "you may now kiss the bride. (snigger)... Nice one.

  • how could anyone dislike this?

  • love the way he says prick :D

  • super...=DDDDDd so funny

  • I remember watching this in 9th grade English class. Needless to say, we all learned a new word that day.

  • he is always mr.bean 90´%

  • whats felicio???

  • @TheAiniel I'll try to keep this clean... Fellatio is... GOOGLE IT! There's no way to say this cleanly... >_<

  • @GaleStream hahah ow ok i know now thanks :)

  • @GaleStream On the contrary!

    "This is an act that takes place between two people, possibly of opposite sexes but possibly not, whereby one of the participants takes a part of the other participant's person into the place where they might more commonly keep bubblegum, say, and proceeds to masticate. The other participant arrives at a state of pleasurable relaxation, the second participant then gives the first participant 10 quid and goes home."

    As stated by the wonderful Mr. Laurie.

  • @GaleStream I think the Family Guy analogy of a trouser friendly kiss should suffice.

  • @TheAiniel

    Fellatio = Oral Sex

  • The best man was by FAR the funniest!! xD

  • 9 people don't know what Felatio is

  • @brandynsbabe 15 people don't know heaven :D

  • @brandynsbabe Hang on...

    8 people now!

  • @brandynsbabe is it when someone gets his dick sucked?lol

  • @brandynsbabe *Phalatio

  • @themongru No, it is spelled fellatio

  • @Brittonsp Yeah you're right, my bad. Can't always trust google lol.

  • Lmfao

  • 9 people disliked this video

  • Rowan is absolutely brilliant. Imho he is by far a better actor than any ex-Python. Each character is performed perfectly. Again imho, the best British comedian ever. Favourite line: I spurn you as I would spurn a rabid dog.

  • I didn't get the joke with the vacuum cleaner :(

  • I crack up every time he starts snacking on the communion wafer before he starts his story.

  • 2:20

  • 7 people had weddings exactly like he's describing and chose to dislike this video.

  • I love this. :)

  • He kind of looks like Johnny Knoxville

  • lol, I kinda freaked out at 6:19 when he turned to the camera and said "Martin". That's my name :p

  • 7 people can't smile

  • the best man sounds a little bit like mr bean. atkinson is a legend

  • Haha. Nice one

  • 6 people know Gerald.

  • I am writing down the father in law's speech. i don't care how long i have to sit on that material, when it comes out it will be fantastic.

  • i shudnt have read the comments below X_X

  • its Rowan Atkinson not Mr bean!

  • @YOURMUM443 HEIS TO LOOK HIM U ON WIKI YOU IDIOT!

  • @YOURMUM443 HEIS TO LOOK HIM UP ON WIKI YOU IDIOT!

  • HOW DOES HE REMEMBER HIS SPEACH!!!

  • wat is fellasio??

  • @TheBluezeek Google it

  • @TheBluezeek it's FALLUTIO and it means oral sex ; )

  • @TheBluezeek or fellatio as I've found now. but still it means oral sex ; P

  • @kopytko009 ok thanx guys.... i found andregreted..bt it is sumthing to know about...><

  • @TheBluezeek do you know by any chance, what is he toasting to at the end? I really need this.

  • @kopytko009 to the cateres and the pigeons who crap on the grooms family's limousine... is that wat u were asking?

  • @TheBluezeek ok now I understand the joke ; ) thanks a lot! you've saved my ass. I want to use this video to preper a listening task so I needed that word ; )

  • @kopytko009 aaa... welcome :)

  • he is simply the best.

  • HE'S A FUCKING PSYCHO..A CROSS EYES PEA...HAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • 6 people can't be trusted to sit the right way on a toilet seat.

  • What is a fellatio?

  • I love how he dips the communion wafer into the wine like a snack. LMAO.

  • OMFG Lol that -would- be the wedding from hell XD! He's awesome, plain and simple.

  • 5 people are the sort of people people emigrate to avoid.

  • @uncertainty12 make that 9:)

  • STOP ALWAYS REFERRING TO HIM AS MR. BEAN!!!!!

  • @sammason89 we know him as Mr.Bean so ya we like calling him that

  • @sammason89 u mad bro?

  • @sammason89 Blackadder is way funnier

  • @sammason89

    he'll b always mr bean to me

    i grown up with his movies and never stop laughing at those

  • @Darwin06QL I too love Mr. Bean! But he is such a talented comedian in many areas so I guess it just bugs me, I'm not resentful and angry! It's just a childish pet hate.

  • @sammason89 but i like calling him Mr Bean:P

  • @sammason89 yes he is fuking ROWAN ATKINSON!!!

  • @sammason89 I don't care if people don't know his real name, but making such a fuss, and trying to be different and high and mighty and smart by telling people to stop calling him Mr.Bean which he's known for these days, are something considered to be SHOWING OFF!

  • @yukimura2808 please see my previous comment above in reply to @Darwin06QL. - I'm aware I'm being picky. Don't really see how it's showing off though... I mean his name is in the video title, it's not like I think I have superior knowledge!

  • 5 people so far, dont like this wonderful comedian, and don't get the church and fellatio joke :D

  • Absolutely Genius!

  • Please, make one with english subtitles, there are some parts I don't understand T_T

  • @jrdg77 but... it is english...

  • @socks7890 There are loads of people watching whose first language isn't English, for us it is sometimes difficult to understand everything and subs make it a lot easier... I, for example, have no idea what he is saying at 7:35 ("she's the lovely woman ????") and it can be frustrating not to get a joke, esp. if you know that it's probably brilliant...

  • @kroschfoenigin ahh, ok :)

  • @socks7890 Glad you can see my point =) Could you perhaps help me with the "she's the lovely woman...." bit?? I'd be really grateful! Cheers!

  • @kroschfoenigin the whole sentence is, "I said to my wive, shes the lovely woman propping up that horrendous old lush mother of his..." then he continues into the rest of the scene.

  • @socks7890 Thank you!!!! =)

    

  • God this is brilliant.

  • is a genius'¡¡¡¡¡mr bean

  • A strange thing i noticed while browsing through these live performances, that he kinda looks a bit cross eyed... is this a deliberate move from him live? because i have never noticed it on his TV appearances.

  • Rowan deserves a frickin knighthood (if he hasn't got one already)! :D

  • The best man is pretty much what Mr. Bean would be if he spoke!

  • 2:30 And What the hell is with that toothpast! Lol!

  • lol his arms are all floppy hahahahahaaaa

  • he can do the character 3 years old to a dieing man

  • he never makes mistakes....

  • I don't understand. What is he eating as the priest?

  • @waterwind2266 It's called the host (something that Catholics believe is the body of Christ) and the Priest gives it to anyone who wants it during Communion.

    Hope this answers your question in some way :D

  • @ADEMruinedmylife909 Yes, it helps a lot. Thank you very much.

  • The first sketch is pretty straightforward in content, but Rowan makes it his own. Absolutely hilarious! "I'd LIKE to tell you..."

  • "Either this man is suffering from serious brain damage, or the new vacuum cleaner's arrived" XD

  • Yup, there ain't no god!

  • His acting is great, but the script needs a lot of work.

  • "I spurn you as i would spurn a rabid dog..." Best line ever

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  • rowan atkinson is the best :D

  • @JTH2993 You sound pretty stupid to me...

  • @Jhu91 You can't even state a simple thought...I grew up with him as Mr. Bean. Excuse me if I made a mistake, but you are just stupid.

  • The one guy who hit dislike must be a priest who hates fellatio

  • @monkeyonatable

    The priest loves fellatio...

  • what is fallatio?

  • @klb161 fellatio lol

  • @fourth187 yes that what is that?

  • @klb161

    Fellatio is blowjob

  • LOL thanks for thumbing me up guys cant believe that worked o_O

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  • so mr. Bean was the best man at the wedding

  • are these old videos or newly recorded ones?

  • @AZNFlipy12 according to the channel theyre old

  • @AZNFlipy12 Reaaaaaaaally really old.

  • @AZNFlipy12 "Rowan Atkinson: Not Just a Pretty Face" (1992) (TV)

    or "Rowan Atkinson Live" (original title). I only know the 2nd title. ... what a programme! :)

  • GREAT VIDEO!

  • nice one (:

  • not his best one but still good ! thumbs up from me!