I love it when people repeat the same shit said in a video, because it's not like we didn't hear it and could backtrack to when it was said, but we have to read it also. Redundant?
shit outta ur butt huh couldnt of put it better my self but what is with the corralation between bikini bandits and maynard, im not to clear on that one
well you see Maynard plays satan in the bikini bandits go to hell video, also he used them in his music video's The Outsider and thinking of you. the bikini bandits and Maynard a pretty tight with each other in every dirty lil way. You can find these video's on my page.
Sure. I'll go there. But you have to promise me that once I do. You'll tie a cinderblock around your neck. Travel to your nearest bridge. You throw the block into the water...
Which bikini bandits movie is this scene in? please answer!
rraanja 1 week ago
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Do I look like a fucking alcoholic.. it's like not even noon! Latte.
hahahaha!!
EllieLove21 1 week ago
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EllieLove21 3 weeks ago
i love my dad
MaynardJamesKeenanJr 4 weeks ago
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I hate how people are comparing god to Maynard James Keenan, I mean he’s a great guy but he’s no Maynard.
ShaybleShaye 1 month ago
fret for your latte!
ronnierofl 2 months ago
@ronnierofl and fuck your tattoos!
DidItForTheLulz404 2 months ago
Scuba head!
millicentbistander 3 months ago
I want that ringtone
DahPurpleHippo 4 months ago
does anyone know what the tattoos mean in chinese?
rraanja 4 months ago
wierd
asnappletruck 5 months ago
probably been asked a couple of times but what's maynard's ringtone and how do I get it???
bucknekked005 5 months ago
lmfao @ the alcoholic part LOLOL
kaylarichoux 5 months ago
the water sound is so awkward
CCTSPORTES 6 months ago
The ice cream truck is coming. ;)
KaylaSabbas 7 months ago
I love it when people repeat the same shit said in a video, because it's not like we didn't hear it and could backtrack to when it was said, but we have to read it also. Redundant?
overether 8 months ago
Yup, that's Maynard alright
0crimsonwolf 8 months ago
1.19 OMG xD
caro13marylin 8 months ago
Lol the guy just pops out from the water gasping for air maynards like get back down there lol genius
Deathunknoan 8 months ago
like a boss
h2rryp0tter 9 months ago
Im Black bagged ya get it, Im in a fucking sack!!!
I gotta go, the ice cream truck is coming
Im in a fucking SAAAAAAACCC(hangs up)
Timeless just timeless LOL
ccctripodccc 9 months ago
do i look like an alcoholic its not even fucking noon LMAO
sweendoggg 10 months ago
quick question. what the hell did i just watch?
SteamingSoda 11 months ago
I wish I was that guy underwater
dford145 1 year ago 6
If I was in trouble I would call Maynard too
Nicksloan417 1 year ago
are those tattoos on his arms? didn't know he had tattoos.
cfsvillanueva 1 year ago
@cfsvillanueva he has one of the APC symbol on his chest but I guess it magically disappeared in this.
TheDobligator 10 months ago
Too fucking profound;)
HeathenMachine777 1 year ago
I gotta go the ice cream truck is coming. ROFL.
colelovechan 1 year ago
So Maynard is the mastermind behind Tool and a Perfect circle, And then like he does this and sings a song called: Maynards Dick.
It just does make sense to me. Maynard is like a mixture between God, Satan, A Martini and a Racoon!
HylianGuard 1 year ago
latte.
theweakwillwalk 1 year ago
freakin bakinii banits
perspectivehorizon 1 year ago
NO! Mjk is gay? :|
mofogachoga 1 year ago
@mofogachoga Wow, homophobe much?
danfrost313 1 year ago 3
do i look like alcoholic
gypshasballs22 1 year ago
Maynard's a better actor than any of the bikini bandits haha
ledzeprocks21 1 year ago
What the fuck is this hahahahaha!!!
Six2wo 1 year ago
I think that we Gary the retard blowin' Maynard. I don't know. Look for your self :) /watch?v=daZ1CUdVTNE
MarcosFabianTv 1 year ago
what the fuck is bikini bandits?
TheReverend777 1 year ago
I wonder how much "ice cream" the dude underwater got ;)
austriandk 1 year ago
I want to give maynard a blowjob
loveandhaight67 1 year ago 4
1 person doesnt like this?!
dear 1 person
please die :)
nigsncrackas 1 year ago
HAHA XD funny as hell :P
Elkan94 1 year ago
LMAO....was he getting blown
argylekilliam 1 year ago
Must... have... ringtone.
Crusader74 1 year ago 3
maynard is fuckin amazing but the bikini bandits suck balls
JuGGaLeTTeTwiZtiD008 1 year ago
Living the dream
00watcher 2 years ago
That retarded dude is great I wish I was under that water tho :( hahaha
cenigmah 2 years ago
I gotta go. The ice cream truck is coming.
EyeOnTheTV 2 years ago
i guess the diver was blowing bubbles up his ass.
Aplestialito 2 years ago
is that a real tattoo on maynard?
neurochris 2 years ago
yep, on the inside of both biceps
TOOLOGY719 2 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
uhhhwhattt 2 years ago
Maynard is the fucking shit. ahahaha!!
MacMan282 2 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!
Mcflashes28 2 years ago 3
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what is bikini bandits? :|
RandoFilms 2 years ago
lmfao xD
SvenIsHere 2 years ago
maynard is insanity period but hes great
wolfgar50 2 years ago
Lmao. I love the Ringtone. xDDDD
theunborn89 2 years ago 6
Oh my god. I love Maynard so much.
lillersluvsyou 2 years ago
painfully awsome
go maynard!
maddlysane 2 years ago
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omfg.. thats a guy blowing.. maynard sometimes disgusts me, he can be soooo gay
quisquefaber88 2 years ago
hahahahahahaha, I love him :)))
princessAnna82 2 years ago
LOOLOL!!!
quaestuosus 2 years ago
hilarious
atheistunicorn 2 years ago
wtf?
Toolman9315 2 years ago
shit outta ur butt huh couldnt of put it better my self but what is with the corralation between bikini bandits and maynard, im not to clear on that one
parallax2vml 2 years ago
well you see Maynard plays satan in the bikini bandits go to hell video, also he used them in his music video's The Outsider and thinking of you. the bikini bandits and Maynard a pretty tight with each other in every dirty lil way. You can find these video's on my page.
xBikiniBanditsx 2 years ago 2
yeah i noticed. Maynard seems pretty tight with everyone.
Toolman9315 2 years ago 2
Made me laugh my shit outta my butt
D3letedSoul 2 years ago
Is Maynard getting a BJ underwater?
Spartan409 2 years ago 21
yes, yes he is!
xBikiniBanditsx 2 years ago 16
"Do I look like a fucking alcoholic? It's, like not even noon. Latte."
Mortis1983 2 years ago 2
he's sexy even with the hair
disposition073 2 years ago 2
i gotta' go...
the ice cream truck is commin'...
XxBloodyCrumpet23xX 2 years ago 34
ooh shit... gotta love that ice cream truck lol
xBikiniBanditsx 2 years ago
@xBikiniBanditsx do u know were i can find the ring tone maynard uses
blackwolf222403 2 weeks ago
Maynard is Evil...
God Love im'....
XxBloodyCrumpet23xX 2 years ago
hahaha
jhilikus03 2 years ago
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I made an mp3 of the ringtone...i got the link in my channel description since youtube won't let me post it in a comment(boo)...enjoy!
epsicronic 2 years ago
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epsicronic 2 years ago
I need that ringtone!
agreeklove 2 years ago 26
yeh these are awesome havnt seen em in a long time
GiveItToMeOneTime 2 years ago
ha ha - loved it, in a very "wtf" kinda way
DimePeril 2 years ago
MAYNARD RULES!!! LOVE HIS SEXY ASS! =P
VeganPearl 2 years ago
Best ringtone ever!
TheFragile89 2 years ago 4
"do I look like a fucking alcoholic?.. its like not even noon" LOL
xXVerikai 2 years ago 42
this is funny what is this from?
ncd1986 2 years ago
its from "bikini bandits" a series of shows maynard created.
lepexi 2 years ago
yes bubbles thats his nickname BUBBLES!
phucket01 2 years ago
a huevo servicio de rey(esa boca desdentada sirve muy bien) imagino¡
no? ¡¡¡¡¡
tropcis 2 years ago 2
lol thats so funny....fuck off xD
bLacktasTymuFFin 3 years ago
I want that ring tone!
Zheifty 3 years ago 7
glad to know he enjoys his downtime and owns a bazooka and helicopter.he deserves it
silverfox808 3 years ago 4
fuck man...gotta get a ringtone like that!
NaveedIqbal 3 years ago 2
hahaha the ice cream truck is coming
karimoh1 3 years ago 3
ya definitely one maynards more funny moments
xBikiniBanditsx 3 years ago
Hahahah!
ImaginaryMonica 3 years ago
Does anyone know where to get that ringtone?
Fotostasis 3 years ago
LOL love his LA "immigrant" maid
thettruest 3 years ago
Well damn....I'd like to be the person under the water!
shrawn 3 years ago 7
riiiiight? like the song, yo!
watev91 2 years ago
@shrawn then get a diving lessons, lol
Szeptun 1 year ago
Yeaaahhh... good work buddy
therealodor 3 years ago
i want that ringtone. XD
cruelmercy 3 years ago 6
LOL.
we love you, maynard!
electricsheep93 3 years ago 2
shit is so funny
prim00z 3 years ago 2
Sure. I'll go there. But you have to promise me that once I do. You'll tie a cinderblock around your neck. Travel to your nearest bridge. You throw the block into the water...
TheFlyingHoodlum 3 years ago
I needs that ringtone yo. for reel can anyone help, with my missing ringtone...........
yourdentisthatesyou 3 years ago 3
yep
i think he might consider helping
just give him a few hours...
chreoticus 3 years ago 2
fuck
masterjhon72 3 years ago
best video on youtube, son
royalblewitup 3 years ago 3