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  • lol.... nice

    

  • fucking dumbass I WOULD GET IN TROUBLE lol....

  • your a fucking retard cant beleive you waste our time and that you even breath the same air you fucking fag

  • stupid. it was fine, until you talked about the ass on mars!

  • lol, nice.

  • wow .. just wow. I don't even know where to begin . I hope if there are alien civilizations they don't see this.

    

  • lol

  • this is real even nasa said it but they said it was just an optical illusion so its nothing special kinda cool tho

  • there it is, the giant ass of earth! way to go...

  • nice

  • I get it ! It's a spoof!

    Hilarious!

  • this guy is fuckin stupid, nice soul patch dickface

  • ur a fukn loser bro. get a job or a girlfriend. and delete yur account, yur shits to stupid to b accessed

  • Moron.

  • what ever nerd eat some more acid dude

  • Asshole

  • diy nwo dick head

  • You're a crazy motherfucker and I don't mean that as a compliment!

  • ?..what?..i dont get it?....douche-bag.

  • SirezX is correct. The butt is on Mercury. We've known this since April of 2002.

  • You have got to be the biggest disinfo douchebag of all time that I have seen on YT...btw...the stone ass is on MERCURY you frikin ASSHAT!!

  • under the sand is a dead alien ir human that came and had no oxegen and died years later there is a bunch of sand on him p.s. some one left their vagina in the sink

  • proof of life on mars, Proof of non-life between your ears. Stop waisting peoples time.

  • wanker fool!!!!

  • Face on Mars smith a bald head and sunglasses !?

  • nice stone ass i want to fuck it with a giant stone dick.....

  • HA submachine music

  • THIS LOOKS PARANOID......

    YA AHA YES YA MMMMMM AHA AHA AHA YA YA AHA AHA

  • THIS LOOKS PARANOID......

  • Uh, Uh, Uh, I'm speechless!!

  • pretty sure you're an alien.

  • that was so funny. now i have to go stab myself in the eyeball. thanks for making me lose 5 min of my life

  • Time and energy waster......There are those of us who have a serious interest in these phenomena and do research only to find you wasted our precious time. Needed this like a hole in the head.

  • heheehe, I'm with you man. if you have a face, gotta have an ass. martian ass that is.

  • Call me Terry, Terry Tibbs...

  • stupid american, you are the future or the unite states

  • @mag11no74 sad but true

  • You're wasting your time and others' time with immature dry jokes.Toward the end of the video people realize: he lacks attention and therefore he's talking nonsense..about subscribers..and his sexual frustrations.I guess school is out and your mom bought you a web camera !!

  • i was clicking through the channels one day and seen a show called ufo hunters and the guy that always wears the glasses....yeah hes an idiot.and its apparent you worship that douche bag. wearing the sunglasses doesnt make you any cooler than what you already think you are. you look like a fat paris hilton. or your what a child would look like if steve from jerry springer and lindsey lohan had a baby..

  • proof positve that an arse can talk ..........and wear sun shades............give yourself peace man.....

  • poo asteroids  XD

  • I HATE IDIOTS,,,

  • my IQ dropped 23 points from watching this. thank you.

  • omg anyone else thinks this video sucks but the comments are really funny?

  • . . . . . .

  • lol funny

  • you are the giant stoned ass of earth

  • it is the crypt of the brother of Anu

  • theyre is life on your baldy head,buy a microscope,really bizzare!!!

    oh,and buy a new pair of sunglasses they are ancient and ugly!!!

  • looks like he put alot of hardwork n effort into this video..( lmao) what an ignorant fool !!! this is something i would expect from a 6th grader.. The bigger question is still unanswered.." IS HE SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER ? " LOOOOL

  • like whoa an ass maybe your from that planet

  • You are a moron whack job King Shit

  • It's just a mountain the pictures where taken long time ago and people see faces in just about anything including clouds the new pictures taken of the face of mars shows its just a mountain and nothing else if what you say is even true you would not have said it here get the newest pictures form the new mars surveyor

  • Now everything make sense!

  • you wasted some of my life!

  • Ass lol

  • Did you dribble food down your chin?

  • shop at davidslay.offershop.us

  • you look creapy yourself...

  • What a dumb ass loser!

  • dumb white guy.

  • fag

    

  • Sure mars as an ass I belive now

  • real good point in the gazel thing... But the pictures are old and from far in space. Photoshoping low quality images is funny so we have to be carefull. And plus? The face is not suposed to have disapear? anyways with the technologie of today we should have good picture but still we dont? and why?

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  • hahaahaha,

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  • EPIC ASSHOLE

  • a face and a ass lol :D

  • right lets get this clear yea..... top super secret pics bein released and then ur smart enough to put them on youtube.... and its his ass that gets fired cuz he's showin u something? er...... no... you never got secret stuff mate...... stop wastin believers time :) xxxx thank u

  • that face is fake. it was just a lump of rock that was natural. it never looked like a face.

  • Yer sho nuff pullin' the ole bullrope a little on the tight side.

  • The only thing you're king of is BS

  • lol got to love it. wonder if they found out if it mars was a woman or a man planet. they found the face and the ass of mars wheres the other private parts. lol or is it just the moon.

  • HAHA! ok, that was kinda funny. Anyone upset about this video needs to chill just a little. Comon, fart jokes are funny. Just ask Beavis and Butthead.

  • What a prick! I want the last 4 minutes and 56 seconds of my life back!!!

  • OMG LMFAO... That is classic!!! :-D Giant stone ass of mars. Should have made it a Earth shatering caboom fart.

  • we have a phrase here in England to describe somebody like this guy....total bell-end.

  • So...I had to watch this entire video just to find out in the end that you are a complete ass, lol. You have no timing, no charm and no delivery. Cut the comedian crap and get a job at Pizza Hut. :)

  • So you are friends with the guy who maintains the crawler. He told ya all this bull shit?

  • ZZ_ZZ jim died in the new wolrd wahahahaha (die!!) BWAHAHAH (Mision To Mars) axn d lol

  • "Actual NASA Images"

    From 1976...

  • lol... lmao,.....

  • The face at Cydonia was first taken by Viking in 1976 and Nasa tried to cover it up. This "face" was photographed by not one but three different spacecraft from different angles! The old, its all a Photoshop, computer fake, is disputed by the fact that such technology did not existe in 1976. They are hiding something, What it is, I don't know?? But they are definitely hiding something!!

  • FUTURAMA DID IT!!!

  • Sooooo your friend sends you "top secret NASA documents" and the first thing you do is make a video telling the whole world that you have it.

    You're either the dumbest person on the planet or a total fraud.

    or both. I'm gonna go with both.

  • too bad Jhonen Vasquez had this idea 5 years earlier with Invader Zim, implemented it in a much more clever way, and didn't waste as much time doing it as this dipshit.

  • too bad Jhonen Vasquez has this idea 5 years earlier with Invader Zim, implemented it in a much more clever way, and didn't waste as much time doing it as this dipshit.

  • This guy wid da shades is a ass!!

  • or by walt disney

  • giant stone ass!!  that was good

  • lmao!!! omg... that was jokes

    But seriously, the face on Mars IS real.... seriously... serious.

    But don't worry, the Martians are peaceful :)

  • wow, lmao this was so stupid. yet so funny.

  • There are TWO asses in this video ;-) x

  • fuck off faggot, there is a face on mars, and u are just an ass hole motherfucker

  • @zelez4ever the face on mars was a illusion of shadow and hills..

    there is no face. or ass xD

  • lol giant ass stone on mars! great one dude xD

    love the finish. thumbs up

  • you should grow some hair you look like krillin from dragonball its not cool really.

  • cunt

  • you cant be serious, whats wrong with you?

  • hahahha!

  • Prickhead !

  • how the tin foil hat business doing ,LOL

  • look a walking and talking penis

  • ur stupid oh god i cant belive i wasted 5min of my life on ur vid. plz god let me have it back ... plz

  • u kept me intrigued for 3 mins, then i realized this is just a joke, thx for wasting my time

  • @inlacrima2013 agreed- you are not funny kinghuman- you're an immature ass

  • super gay

  • typical example of 'waste of time'

  • lmao

  • WASTE OF MY TIME...PROBRABLY A FAG ALSO.

  • its kinda funny, but i was expected something serious.

  • As Keanu Reeves would say, "Duuuuude, you totally got me!"

  • its wierd how people who believe aliens(i do) think aliens would my killers(i dont believe that...)

  • thanks for wasting my time. :0)

  • your fucking stupid the government is gonna come and kill you know. Im telling on you....

  • @nokoff2 haha

  • now that's good satire

  • doesn't look that natural

  • Haha, it IS Mr Clean

  • idiot.not funny at all

  • that was really funny man :)

  • i like the minge on your chin is that fake too.

  • Thats a wind eroded anomaly!

  • HEY PEOPLE!

    FLAG this kind of FAKE videos as SPAM and youtube will remove them!

    Flag icon is on the right corner, below the video, thanks...

    Don't let fake videos steal your precious time!

  • You are right! it's a real ILLUSION!

  • Your lips move but i cant hear what you say Mr Clean

  • I dunno, that ass looks all natural to me....

  • lol you fuckin retard. That well funny though!

    Brilliant time wasting

  • i think you have a giant stone ass on your head

  • aw,,,, i was hoping you were smart.. not another time wasting loser who feeds off of people who have an open mind,,...i should send you a bill for my time, it wasnt even funny or clever...yuck

  • @InventorGorilla haha agreed

  • @ILoveTripleH

    Its because the RELIGION of Atheism has brainwashed the "fake intellectual" crowd here on Youtube into oblivion so they are too DUMB to believe in anything that the government or Richard Dawkins doesnt tell them to believe in lol.

    Visit my channel page for the BEST and REAL proof we currently have aliens are among us

  • you twat

  • twat

  • you got me.

  • you are a real fucking gay jackass

  • это что еще за очередной долбохуй или хуеголовый пиздабол, шо пытается тут пальцы вейером гнуть? хуило мокрощельный бля! :)

  • this guy's mom must have had the craving for paint chips when she was prego.

  • I think some people took you seriously LOL

  • You 're hilarious........good job!!!!!!

  • LOL

  • this is what you do with your spare time? lol its bad enough im at work watching youtube...but really?

  • I believe in life outside our planet, but I don't think its on mars. Everything about it is so sketchy. The photo of the face wouldn't have been released looking like a face if Nasa didn't want people to see a face on mars. Its totally illogical and I don't see an organization intelligent enough to make space probes to get to mars, let alone take pictures, being dumb enough to start propaganda.

    It all comes from unintelligent and uneducated people. That's their social contribution.

  • uhhh you getting in travel now....

  • Oh Yeah! He's got a friend that works at NASA, ooooo. He cleans toilets at NASA. LOL

  • this clown is either a douchebag or a disinfo spook because there actually is another face on the other side of mars

  • so gay

  • nobody says "off the hook" anymore douchebag. I think you are one 18 people who ever did

  • so lame

  • LOL!! dude this was seriously funny, fuck everyone else lighten up

  • you a giant stoned ass

  • Been debunked 100,000 times. It's a stupid rock formation that accidently looked like a face.

  • Very funny, indeed.

  • Awesome clip man!!!!! All these hatred are just pissed they can't make an original clip and get so many hits! GOOD WORK!!!!!!!

  • for fuck's sake, you could of at least rick roll'd us.

    instead, you spit bullshit out of your mouth for five consecutive minutes. but who cares, you got 76,000 views off it. who knew being an asshole would get you known? oh, i forgot about hollywood.

  • The big ass is you ya fucking prick

  • You look like a neocon, sound like a necon, and even talk like one. So how much are they paying NAZIs these days to screw over the rest of the human race?

  • Is it when little people like this jerk off get to be a certain age shaving the head and wearing some kind of shades is a prerequisite for STUPIDITY?

  • he has a friend in NASA? Fire that guy.

  • i wonder what you gonna do when you find out were not alone fool the shit is written in scriptures older then your family tree we have been visited then you wanna joke about it please when this subject gets disclosed kill your self cause you are a waste of life that is so weak minded to let the elite make you think what that want you to think you are like 55 years old and still have them controlling your head fucking grow up lil one

  • that giant ass have the same shape as your head.

  • You should stop Thinking  with Your ASS !!! JERK

  • 613 votes..

    613 is the number of mitzvos(jewish thing) that us jews have.

  • 1 star for being arrogantly gullible...

    friend at nasa?

    what a joke.

  • your a dumb ass

  • Whatever is that you smoke, I want it too !!

  • What the hell is growing on his chin?

  • ur an asshole hahah i thought this was gona be somethin seriouse! you fucking asshole man shit..damnit cick knockerz. lol well peace n hair grease mofo

  • i duno ...the whole 2012 thing is really crazy i mean it really very well could happen! ? but will it?/ will humans live? who knows right? isnt it sad that we duno and we just could be waitn to die?

  • lol all you need to say is y2k

  • King Human U aint no King U a Arse. I am King Dan ...Lemme introduce u to your creator.

  • i have image two in my book on proof of ufos