Andy McGaffigan at the 888 Gathering

[MisterDoodyHead]

GOLD

[seanbedlam]

After putting tons of effort into failing to properly organize a gathering in Melbourne, I spent the whole day and night feeling screamingly self-conscious. I knew deep inside I had willingly surrounded myself with maladjusted, obsessed, freaks.

[seanbedlam]

Of all the utterly shameful shit I've let myself in for since joining Youtube, the most evil and degrading single act has to be actually fucking meeting people like Blunty3000 in the unhealthy, socially spastic, flesh.

[seanbedlam]

A year after taking part in the horrific weirdness spectacle of a Youtube gathering, I realize I may never fully recover from the experience, and am also tarred with Mr.Safety's fake attention whore brush.

[celloguy]

Best set of posts ever.

[canadianstudmuffin]

I heard there were superstars there, but all I saw was Paul Telner. :P

[treehamallama]

lol k80blog

[todieandwither]

I think I am in love with you.

[MBRHIndustries]

I lol'd. I think you've made a new friend in ChristopherMast.

[JoGirl310]

Andy, your life outside of the office truly boggles the mind! - a co-worker :)

[dipsetmuthafucka]

I want to hug Katie's parents and thank them for bringing me all those smiles/dreams of vengeance.

[SquiggMonster]

K80 looked puzzled, you should have given her a flyer that said "Show me your tits!"

[K80Blog]

No..he shouldn't have.

[SquiggMonster]

I thought you, of all people, would have a sense of humor about stupid stuff like this.

My apologies if I have offended you...but in my opinion, it's ALL in good fun.

[K80Blog]

I'm not offended and do have a sense of humor about it. Glad he didn't write that all the same.

[JasonERF]

lol seriously. it was awkward enough handing those out.

[PaulTelner]

I love u!

[iLOVEsarrycrey]

classic!

[snarkdetriomphe]

i like you

[nbwulf]

I WISH I still lived in my parents basement. Los Angeles property taxes are hellish. It was a good time amigo... and yes, CM assaulted me as well.

[andymcgaffigan]

don't i know it - we just had our place re-appraised to try to catch a property tax break.

[ArdieVerde]

I was going to say hello, but in person, quite frankly,...you appeared to be somewhat one-dimensional. 8^)

[popeyecaan]

Your long distance two dimensional troll of this nerdstock is nothing short of inspiring.I want to be a better person now...or more to the point, a worse one.

[samtwist]

Just don't go to one of these things and you'll succeed!

[andymcgaffigan]

i try to make a difference, or at least leave some sort of e-legacy for the little mcgaffigans to inherit. i think i'm one step closer to that goal today.

[johnburnap]

finger lickin good andy!

[NetzDriverZ]

LOL!!!

[LexiBadger]

HAHA! Nice. That alone would have almost been worth taking the day off of work to go to the gathering. Dammit, if only I knew... if only I knew.

[mattlaw25]

7 gin fizzes? I was thinking more like 7 seconds.

[luvthecanadian]

That was hott

[MarkDayComedy]

I kind of wish I'd gone now. Maybe I could just print out my own flyer and stare at it. Sadly, I don't have a basement.

[andymcgaffigan]

if you have a PO box i would happily mail one to you. i've heard these flyers are also enjoyable in a garage or shed.

[KateReadsBooks]

that's my laughter!

[yaffle]

you ruined a lot of peoples day, andy.

(EXCELLENT WORK!)

[888torontomeetup]

LOL

[tadshackles]

That is fucking genius man! "Thank you for filming every second of this non-event"

OMFG!

Thank YOU for making me laugh my ass off!

[andymcgaffigan]

LOL no problem. i'm glad you enjoyed the flyers, they were a great source of personal amusement as well.

[GeneticBlend]

Oh crap.. Mast was doing that do everyone that night.

[DocRusty]

What-ho, Andrew old chap!

[andymcgaffigan]

doctor rusty! i was just perusing your video catalog not two days ago! how goes it?

[DocRusty]

I'm not going to lie to you, Andrew. As you know, I moved to Hollywood to pursue my dreams of even greater fame and fortune. Long story short, I'm now dancing on tables at 'Hooters'. The tips are great but my hot pants are pinching around the crotch area. I'm having to consider my options, career-wise, because I feel a little embarrassed about having to make a living from my (admittedly gorgeous) man-boobs. Peace out, playa!

[chimera15]

I liked k80blog's reaction, it was kind of like wth lol

[MeanBlackDude]

lol those flyers are hilarious!

[bonpain]

unforgettable!

[andymcgaffigan]

that's what my flyers are.

[leafdude]

you are an insane genius...is there any other kind? Cheers!

[slatersgarage]

If I didn't kinda know each of you that tongue thing would have severely creeped me out. Instead, I laughed, and not the nervous "Oh, this is creeping me out and I don't quite know how to react so I'll laugh" kind of laugh, but a genuine "That was kinda funny" laugh. The rest of this comment will be me saying stuff to use up my allotment of no more than five hundred characters and here, as it stands I still have 81 left and I'm out of stuff to say but characters are free so I'll use every last o

[andymcgaffigan]

i enjoyed all 500 characters of this comment. i thank you.

[CasualDaveDotCom]

I love that picture of you! Looks like it was taken after a few hours of coaching a preschool soccer team

[aznflayva]

brilliant

[gizmoff]

Keep making videos, funny as always.

[carolperez]

you are the best. you brighten my mornings. laugh if you must

[wpgpeanut]

you are not the only one.

[mike10dude]

ChristopherMast looked kind of fat in this video

[slatersgarage]

Ow.

[fallofautumndistro]

Good morning Andy! I've been trying to collect all of your fliers, but I'm missing two. Time to hit eBay!

[bwhahrhr]

I dont belive the last sentence you said, as it was a blatant lie Mr. MacGaffigan.

[chris3ff]

I was first handed one of these inside a moving elevator. I was positively tickled. However, upon receiving another on film, I was unable to feign excitement of any kind, having already grown a tolerance to your paper-based monochrome likeness. Thus, my clip did not make this video. Director's cut? Thanks for thinking of me, however. I love you platonically for that.

[JasonERF]

You had the best worst reaction. Counts for something? sure

[andymcgaffigan]

LOL it does in my book.

[ChristopherMast]

You told me it was "our special moment," now you share it with the internet? WTF?!?!

[andymcgaffigan]

it's like the flyer told you - i will only hurt you. but that's the way you love it, baby.

[fancyrants]

YOU'RE BEST VID

simple as that.

[andymcgaffigan]

only because the best parts were filmed by someone else, haha.

[Gimmeabreakman]

Doesn't ChristopherMast's tongue have it's own YT account?

[andymcgaffigan]

and response channel.

[JimmerSD]

It figures that you'd be popular in Canada..

[andymcgaffigan]

canadians are a swinging bunch!

[nayrasdf]

You are one classy guy

[K80Blog]

Being assaulted by Christopher Mast is why we go to gatherings.

[ChristopherMast]

pffft. :)

[andymcgaffigan]

LOL so true. i know that's what i was secretly hoping for.

[marquisdejolie]

Send him bus fare and I'm sure he'd be glad to do house calls. Or do they call it outcalls?

[marquisdejolie]

Ride, I used to jump my horse and ride I had a six gun at my side I was so handsome, women cried And I got shot but I never died I could play, if I do every thing he'd say Girls seem to just get in his way He'd always win, Till his mom would break it up And call him in Ride, I like to ride again some day I think I still know how to play I'd play games now but it's not fun A cowboy's work is never done

[andymcgaffigan]

the most moving comment i ever received.

[marquisdejolie]

glad to be pro-laxative

:)

[RadicalComedy]

I dont think that I have ever watched a video of yours and not laughed...

Shame on Christopher, hehe....~Raven

[andymcgaffigan]

thanks - and i can't say i wasn't asking for it, what with my immodest mode of dress and whatnot.

[CanadianNinjaMonkey]

By the way, great flyer idea, very good :D

[Ramborol]

so sad I could not care for your picture

The way Christopher Mast had...

Your e-friend:

-daJsauce-

[CanadianNinjaMonkey]

Wow, looks like you were a big hit :) K80's reaction was notable. So was the look on her face :P I'm guessing you had a terrific time and won't dare admit to that. It's ok, I understand. By the way, what did you do with John Cocktoston's body? I don't mean that you sicko, I mean where did you PUT it? He owed me twenty bucks. I hope you saved the wallet.

[geroldkid]

You weren't there, yet you were. Proof of that paradox? Chris gave you a big one. Excellent flyers by the way.

[bell02]

Why the heck would someone want to go to Toronto? I'd have to get payed an actor's amount of money to go to a place like that! Where is that anyways? Mexico?

[xXxKillSwitch666]

First comment

[xXxKillSwitch666]

Lol i am going to get so many thumbs down oh well xDDD

[MSWmson]

Just curious--is there some kind of orgasmic thrill that comes with declared desperation?

[xXxKillSwitch666]

No I am just bored as fuck and I saw Andy posted a new video so I commented saying "first"and I wanted to count how many thumb downs I get in 1 hour but I got bored of that and went on myspace

[andymcgaffigan]

i'm giving this comment the thumbs up, just as a matter of principle.

[xXxKillSwitch666]

Thank you andy